#I finally found it translated! 😆

[httpsserene]

𝐡𝐨𝐛𝐛𝐲 𝐡𝐨𝐩𝐩𝐞𝐫 | 𝐟𝐞𝐫𝐧𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐨 𝐚𝐥𝐨𝐧𝐬𝐨

summary: nobody can keep up with your growing list of hobbies, except fernando.

pairing: fernando alonso x brazilian!fem!reader

content warning: fluff and humor. explicit language.

from, serene: requested by and written for @loomiscorpse 🤍 i promised that i would write this for you in july and i finally found the time to fulfill it! this is how i learned fernando has a back tat. what rock have i been living under? happy reading, babes xxx

(in case i'm m.i.a., there's a category 5 hurricane that's looks pretty serious. i'm probably going to have a power outage. prayers to anyone else in the path of the storm, evacuate if you're on the west coast, and stay safe.)

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[caption1; sip and paint with the ladies 👩🏽‍🎨🎨 carmenmmundt kellypiquet][caption2; for my first painting, this is good right?]

alexandrasaintmleux: i'll put it in a gallery 🤩 alexandrasaintmleux: i can't believe i'm friends with the best artist of our time 😌 yourinstagram: alex pleaseee omg 😳🤭 yourinstagram: you realize that means you think i'm better than claude monet right ? alexandrasaintmleux: ,,,second best artist of our time yourinstagram: 😆😆😆

fernandoalo_official: looks beautiful 😍 yourinstagram: you really think so??? fernandoalo_official: yes i like what you did with the colors and brush strokes of course yourinstagram: what detailed compliments meu bem 😂

carmenmmundt: i still don't believe that you've never painted before 🤨 carmenmmundt: you did so well !!!!!! yourinstagram: thank you my love 🥰 yourinstagram: i think i am going to keep painting. it was very fun! carmenmmundt: you should! you're quite good at it :)

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yourinstagram encontro noturno em cores 🖼️

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user1: ptbr to eng translation "date night in color 🖼️"

user2: wow!!! you improved so much already! have you been taking lessons?

➥ yourinstagram: thank you! the only lessons i'm learning are from youtube haha ➥ yourinstagram: and i have painted every day since i started! ➥ user3: you definitely have a natural talent for this! and a lot of potential!!! ➥ user4: it's taken me years to develop a minimal understanding of color theory and shadows. she's done it in two weeks 😕

user5: i know leonardo hates that he didn't paint this 😩😩😩

➥ user6: he's rolling in his grave for sureeee 🙂‍↕️ ➥ user7: bitch why tf would a ninja turtle be mad about this ☠️ ➥ user8: leonardo DA VINCI YOU UNEDUCATED CUR ➥ user7: my fault forgot the turtle wasn't the only person named leo 🫣🫠 ➥ user8: HOW DO YOU FORGET THE MAN WHO PAINTED THE MONA LISA ⁉️⁉️⁉️

pepemartiofficial: i loved doing art in school! i can teach you a few things if you want 😁😁😁

➥ yourinstagram: you mean primary school? which was like last year for you? i think i'll pass garoto 🥴 ➥ fernandoalo_official: josep maria marti sobrepepa don't piss me off. ➥ fernandoalo_official: test me and you can say goodbye to a formula one seat. ➥ user9: ain't no way pepe just tried to step to fernando's girl who's TEN !!! years older than him ➥ pepemartiofficial: shhh i can be mature for her 🤤 ➥ fernandoalo_official: count your days 🥱

carlossainz55: the painting is really good, you made the water look so realistic!

➥ yourinstagram: obrigada carlitos! ➥ carlossainz55: where's fernando's painting 😈 ➥ yourinstagram: it was very good! but he did not want me to post a photo of it :((( ➥ fernandoalo_official: it was very ugly carlos 🙄 ➥ yourinstagram: it was not that bad i just could not tell that it was supposed to be a tiger and not a house cat that was struck by lightning 😅 ➥ carlossainz55: i will pay to see this painting 🤣🤣🤣

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[caption1; admin was just forcibly handed bear coasters ??? she said they remind her of lance 🐻][caption2; the crochet culprit is on to her next project!]

user: lance bear agenda still going strong 💪

lance_stroll: i want bear coasters 😞 astonmartinf1: meet me downstairs, she gave me extras to hand out to the team lance_stroll: she's the best 🤩🤩🤩 lance_stroll: see you in 5?

user: DUDE she's onto clothes already??? how?!!!

user: admin i need you to send me photos of that sketchbook 👺🤲🏻 user: i need her patterns admin i'm not playing around astonmartinf1: lol get blocked loser 💀

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fernandoalo_official there is yarn and hooks in my car. this has gone too far.

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yourinstagram: you make a man a shirt with the materials HE bought for you and it's a problem. ungrateful behavior nano 😤

➥ fernandoalo_official: the shirt is very nice i even posed for a picture. all i ask is for no hooks to be left in the cupholders? ➥ yourinstagram: can we compromise and i leave them in the glove box 🥺

user10: let me get this straight: you crochet for a month and suddenly you become a fashion designer?

➥ yourinstagram: not a month, three weeks* i have been crocheting ➥ user11: oh fuck off- how are you good at everything 😩😩😩 ➥ yourinstagram: i am not! and i still cannot make a granny square no matter how hard i try to ☹️ ➥ user12: you don't need to know how to make a granny square when you can make actual pieces of clothing!!!

landonorris: may i have something crocheted too?

➥ yourinstagram: what would you like landinho 😊 ➥ landonorris: may i have a beanie? or a sweater?? ➥ georgerussell: ooooh i'd like a beanie too! ➥ francisca.cgomes: i want that top you're wearing! or something similar!!!! ➥ lance_stroll: what about earmuffs? ➥ lilymhe: a cardigan would be so nice ➥ charlesleclerc: i want a sweater!!! ➥ fernandoalo_official: leave her alone you greedy children 👹 ➥ yourinstagram: ignore him! text me what you all want with inspiration photos and i will let you know!!!

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[caption1; hobby update >>>][caption2; to the woman at the craft store who put me onto oil paints...you saved my life][caption3; the wag crochet requests are almost finished!][caption4; first pottery class! had a really fun time :)]

user: i-i need to sit down👄 user: how do you even have time to do all of this?

user: i feel like i've never taken my hobbies seriously after seeing this

user: ffs how long have you been doing pottery? user: it's hard to learn at first but it's worth it if you stay committed 🫶🏽

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yourinstagram que divertido! thrown, painted, and fired by me 🌸

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user13: this is a reminder that there's always somebody out there doing what you love better than you 😒

➥ user14: wasn't she JUST at her first pottery class? and she already has a set of dishware 😨

user15: i feel like i have to apologize for even attempting pottery

user16: i would hate to give my gift after her on birthdays and christmas 😬😬😬

➥ user17: valid take. she can make custom clothes, paintings, and ceramics??? i might as well not even show up 🤦🏻‍♀️

kellypiquet: where do you even find the time to do this?

➥ yourinstagram: i have not slept for more than five hours in a very long time. it also distracts me when nano is away so, i keep myself busy. ➥ kellypiquet: please take better care of yourself! the clay will be there after you sleep and i'm sure fernando would like you to sleep too. ➥ fernandoalo_official: 8 hours at least mi amor ❤️ ➥ yourinstagram: fiiiiine 😞

lance_stroll: bring the domino set next time! i want to learn how to play!!!

➥ yourinstagram: i will make you cry if we play dominoes 🤫

user18: you need to start an etsy shop or smth? i think anybody would buy something from you!

➥ yourinstagram: if i do that, i'm afraid it would stop being a hobby and become a job. i don't want to lose the love i have for them :) user19: you could do limited releases? or just list a few items at a time? yourinstagram: i guess that's true. i don't think i will though, i didn't start my hobbies to make money. it's just fun for me 😁

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[caption; onto the next obsession]

user: damn you didn't lie about the entire botantical collection 😧 user: she's crazy user: i respect her grind though

user: and she made them look like actual boquets 😍 user: why didn't i think of that???

yourinstagram: they are not obsessions. yourinstagram: the proper term is hobby, we have talked about this nano 😒 fernandoalo_official: do you want the vespa or the bonsai…🤨 yourinstagram: both por favor! and get the porsche 911 kit while you are there 😚😚😚😚😚😚

user: she crocheted her own cover up dress user: i love women 🙂‍↕️

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yourinstagram um hobby? ok. quatro hobbies ao mesmo tempo? não repita meus erros 🤕

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user20: ptbr to eng translation "one hobby? ok. four hobbies at the same time/once? do not repeat my mistakes 🤕"

➥ user21: thank u translator woman ➥ user22: thank u translator woman ➥ gabrielbortoleto_: thank u translator woman ➥ user24: one of these things is not like the others 🧐

landonorris: can't wait till it gets chilly in monaco 😌

➥ landonorris: the only thing i'm going to be photographed in is my crochet beanie and sweater ➥oscarpiastri: i'm surprised you're not wearing it now since you're perpetually cold ➥ landonorris: i didn't want to bring it in my luggage in case it's the time i lose my luggage 🤓 ➥ oscarpiastri: wow…that's smart ➥ landonorris: why do you sound so surprised 🤨

lilymhe: i see you learned how to make granny squares 😆

➥ yourinstagram: it took me three whole days to make one 🤧 ➥ lilymhe: damn 💀 ➥ yourinstagram: i am not lying when i say making that first granny square was harder than making your cardigan 😮‍💨

fernandoalo_official: is it weird if i feel proud of you?

➥ yourinstagram: i think it is something to be proud of :) ➥ fernandoalo_official: well i am very proud of you mi amor 😘 ➥ yourinstagram: 🥰😚😚❤️❤️❤️

user25: those paintings!!!! woah, you're like a serious artist now 😨😳😱

➥ user26: fr! you can see her own unique style clearly in these! ➥ yourinstagram: you all are too sweet! it took me a while to switch from reference painting into creating my own art pieces! ➥ alexandrasaintmleux: i wasn't joking when i said i want to put your work in a gallery 🤭🥱 ➥ yourinstagram: alex pleaseee 😖

user28: what are you going to do next? book binding LMAO

➥ yourinstagram: you are right! nano is out buying the supplies for me now 😁 ➥ user28: i was joking 😟 ➥ yourinstagram: and after that i think i am going to learn how to make a cute scrapbook!

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[nerdieforpedro]

Sure inside, but will you stay for more after we’re done?

Chapter 5 of Weddings 101 with Dieter

This fic and my blog overall is for readers 18+ MDNI

Dieter Bravo x Maya (plus size AFAB OFC)

Word Count: about 4.7k (We’re back! Sort of! 😆)

Summary: Oscar comes up with another plot for Dieter. He’s fine with collateral damage. Maya and Dieter finally make good on their constant flirting but there will be ramifications beyond just the villa. Enter Vanessa joins the fray!

Warnings: plots, angst, unprotected p in v (wrap it up people), oral sex (male and female receiving), fingering, Spanish (because Nerdie wanted it), overstimulation, birth control mention, paparazzi

Notes: I did not realize I had not updated this since last December! 😑 I am so sorry. I wanted to really dig into what Dieter and Maya’s mindsets are and focus heavily on events that transpire. I totally have a plan for this fic. (Narrator: Nerdie believes she does but she really doesn’t. But you gotta believe first right? It’s 50% of the equation.)

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The rest of dinner settles down and the couple can eat their food, happy that Oscar was gone. Dieter and Maya enjoyed their evening, soon blocking Oscar out of their minds. They shared drinks, food and more laughs. Walking to the car, Maya kissed the small heart in Dieter’s beard and told him “corázon.” Bravo told her to be careful with what she says, many words in Spanish aren’t just direct translations. They also have different meanings, though he wouldn’t tell her how strong of a word it was. It could mean a lover or your soulmate and not just an anatomical heart. He wasn’t sure if he could say it because that might mean he’d need to confront feelings he’s been having the last few days for the woman he wants to keep smiling and laughing. Dieter made a joke instead about placing his hand over her heart, touching the swell of her breast. She pinched his cheek as they got in the car to go back to the villa.

Dieter Bravo might be confronted with an issue he hadn’t had since Cliff Beasts 2: The return of the Primordial Terrors. Has he fallen this fast?

The guitar player had found something he could use though. He wasn’t aware that Bravo had anyone significant in his life - no mention of this Maya woman. He asked his people to look into it, he needed more information. “Talk about my ass Bravo? I got yours.” Oscar squinted at a picture taken of the two of them. His assistant chimed in that maybe that line wasn’t as menacing as he thought, but Oscar waved him off. He’s Oscar Isaac, he always knows what to say. Stupid Dieter. Stupid goat. He wouldn’t call the woman stupid, just likely misguided by who she thinks is someone cool. Dieter isn’t cool at all, he’s a washed up actor who’s making some money with his splashes of oil on a canvas for some pretentious douches. That shaggy bastard does make money from his art though, he couldn’t dispute that.

He may be able to use this Maya woman to get to Dieter. Oscar knew about the optics of Dieter having a woman by his side who doesn’t look like any of the women the actor had been seen with previously. He could leak their photos, he had another assistant snap pictures of them together. Had Oscar liked Dieter at all, he’d be happy for they guy in that he looks giddy with the Maya woman, but revenge is best served cold and she’s going to be collateral damage.

“Now that I think about it, Hanri. Send the pictures Alexis took over to TMZ, Entertainment Tonight and everyone. Dieter Bravo has taken his lady love on a trip to Hawaii. Who is she? Why is she? How is she?”

Hanri hesitated, staring at his boss with concern, him having his pissing match with Dieter was one thing, but never had he gotten other people involved. This was a new low, if the pay wasn’t so high, he’d quit but those student loans for the Arts Institute weren’t going to pay themselves. “Sir, are you sure? This seems…”

“Let the vultures cook Hanri.”

Hanri sent the pictures of Maya and Dieter like Oscar wanted. Soon there would be all the buzz from the press and hopefully no one would find out the source.

Dieter and Maya arrived at the villa, giddy from the night aside from the ‘half-ass’ incident. Watching as she kicked off her shoes, Bravo wondered if this was the right time, she spun around her champagne dress in front of the couch. They had been pawing at each other in the car the entire time, Dieter had been nipping at Maya’s neck, giving her more tastes of his lips. He wanted to have his hands in more places on her but they weren’t back at the villa yet.

Upon arrival, she noticed his soft gaze on her, “Dieter you look like you’re thinking way too hard. Come on.” Maya didn’t want to think about it. She didn’t need to, she’s in paradise with a man she’d never meet otherwise. It’s not wrong at all to want him and if the car ride was any indication, Dieter was more than fine with what she planned tonight. For once she wouldn’t worry or put herself into knots about what might happen, she’d accept the flow. Tugging on his hand, she led him upstairs, “Which room should we go into Dee?” Her hands cupped his face while pulling him close outside of her own room. Dieter’s hands went to her waist, he’d never questioned if he should sleep with someone before, if now wasn’t the right time, then when? Would Maya want to if they didn’t now? But why was he really hesitating?

I want to fucking savor her, but I don’t have time. How can I have more time?

“We’ll start in your room then move to mine Almond Joy. If you’re able to, that is.”

I’ll just have to make it count. So she’ll want more like I want more. I’m good at that.

“That’s quite a promise, Dieter. My sweet fluffy man. Come inside here with me.” Dieter followed Maya into her bedroom and placed his hands on her shoulders facing her toward the floor length mirror that had been on the wall next to the walk-in closet.

“Maya, you’re welcome to tell me no at any time and I’ll stop. You want to continue right?” His hands skimmed her arms and settled back on her hips. Maya nodded.

“Yes, but why am I facing the mirror? We should be on the-”

“We don’t need to be the entire time and I want you to see what I see, especially when I take this dress off of you. We’re going to do it my way.” Bravo smirked, his lips nibbled on her earlobe and she sighed, placing her palms flat on her thighs to have them ground her, she’s never watched herself like this.

“Didn’t realize you could be so bossy. Dieter. Alright, show me what you see then.” She was able to keep her voice even, but her eyes betrayed her anxiety. Dieter would continue because even if this might only happen once, he told himself he’d be the one to show her how she should be viewed.

“Gladly.” The parting of a zipper and cool air tickling Maya back made her shiver before Dieter’s fingers were lifting the thin straps of her dress off her shoulders. He didn’t drop them, his lips pecked each shoulder where they had been sitting before lowering slowly exposing her breasts. Almond Joy was able to see how wide his eyes became, felt him speak a soft “Eres muy bonita (You’re very beautiful) Maya,” he let the straps fall and told her to keep her hands on her thighs to hold the dress up over the bottom half of her body. His hands traced up her arms and cupped her heavy breasts grasping them lightly as he felt Maya lean back against him, a deep groan releasing from her chest. He used his nose to trace a circle on her neck, his eyes looked up at the mirror. Maya’s eyes were closed and her legs widened to accommodate his bulge. “Mira (look) hermosa.” He told her, his hips were grinding into her, but he reminded himself to slow down, he can’t just bend her over. His mind is screaming for it but savoring is what he’s doing tonight.

Opening her eyes, she viewed their bodies in the mirror in a slow loop, with them flush against each other. He was solely focused on her, making her watch as she became louder from the pads of his fingers on her nipples. Her knees buckled and one of Dieter’ hands dropped from her breasts crossed her torso to brace her as he licked the back of her neck. “Estas bien (Are you alright)?” He asked despite knowing the answer, she smiled and reached up and behind his head to grab a hand full of his hair.

“You know damn well I’m not. Dieter, can we move to the bed now?” Feeling the rumble both in his chest and against her skin as he released a purr from her touch, she gasped.

“Give me one more thing.” He whispered as he tugged her dress down and moved the both of them forward toward the mirror only a few feet away, “Well, two things.” Dieter crouched down and slowly peeled her panties down.

“D-Dieter wait!”

“This happens before we move to the bed Maya. Just let me do this.” He looked straight in the mirror as she watched him continue to move them down and then had her step out of them. She stood before him and herself in this mirror naked. Everything, all the rolls, stretchmarks, scars on display, she wanted a sheet, towel, shirt, anything to cover up. But Bravo wouldn’t allow it and had his hands rubbing circles into her thighs. “You’re beautiful Maya. I knew what I was looking at in that airport. I wanted you to know Toblerone.” Covering her face with her hands, Maya took a deep breath and exhaled. He’s making this so difficult. I’m not supposed to be thinking. I just wanted a romp or two. Why does he have to be so…What am I gonna do? Standing back up, Dieter took her hands in his and turned them both to the side in the mirror. “Considering I got you naked, it’s only fair you do the same right?” He had that same crooked grin when they’d met near the customer service counter as he held Daisy in his arms and she thought he was insane then. Maya was considering she might be the crazy one here for entertaining any possibility of seeing him after this wedding.

“Agonizingly kind and fucking sexy jerk.” Maya quickly had Dieter out of his shirt and her hands tickled the scant hair on his chest, Dieter attempted to make a joke about a bad wax job decades ago but she placed a finger to his lips. “You’re gorgeous, Dieter. Let me feel you too.” He let her continue. Hooking his pants in her hands, she flopped them down and squatted, but couldn’t quite hold it so she flattened his pants out to place beneath her knees. Dieter held her hands as she steadied herself and kneeled eye to tip with the source of his swollen bulge.

“Maya don’t feel you have to-”

“I want to, and we’re supposed to be appreciating each other aren’t we?” Releasing one of her hands allowed her to place it on his shaft, warm in her hand, she grinned, now seeing Dieter unravel a bit. Pecking the tip, her tongue claimed the precum that had gathered before making a trail down to the base, having her hand cup his balls. Dieter moaned loudly, trying to hold himself still. Making her way slowly from the base of his cock, her teeth nibbled briefly on the wrinkled skin. She kissed the head again before opening her mouth wide and taking him in her mouth a third of the way. Just watching her, Dieter felt himself twitching inside of her mouth as she sucked, he held her hand tighter before moving his hips forward in a small thrust. Knowing he wouldn’t last like this, he deemed this safer than where he really wanted to come. Maya took him deeper, now half way as her cheeks were hollowing out.

“Just a bit more…” Dieter began moving his hips faster, feeling himself so close. Maya could tell and kept going, she wanted to drink him in. The thought of it, his moans and the heat in her mouth was going right to her core as she rubbed her thighs together for any friction. His hand cupped the side of her face as he gave her some irregular thrusts and groaned as he climaxed. Hearing her gulp had him repeating small ‘fucks’ until he finished. He drew back and pulled her up by the hand that he never let go to him. Maya was a bit dazed, getting her air back and turned her face away to which Dieter cupped hers with both hands. “Maya you’re perfect.” Tasting himself on her lips had him push her back toward the bed, where she wanted to be in the first place. “It’s your turn now cariño (sweetheart).” Dieter slunk halfway down her body before she grabbed his shoulders.

“You don’t have to. Your fingers might be a bit much..” He frowned, what sort of request was that?

“If you can’t handle my fingers, how are you planning to have me inside of you?” In protest, two of his fingers part her wet folds and he watched her hold in a moan.

“I don’t do well with fingers other than my own so we can just wait.” Dieter could tell she was serious which made him even more confused until it clicked. He nodded, but had one finger stroke her entrance, not pushing in yet. He needed to prove another point, though this one might be more out of anger at those before than just focused on just her pleasure.

“Let me just try one and if you don’t like it, then I’ll stop, okay?” He gave her the pitiful ‘baby cow’ eyes, holding contact with her honey ones as his finger entered her slowly. He felt her tense and he paused until she relaxed again. “How is it so far?”

“O-Okay. You can go further.” Maya is completely unsure why he’s focusing so much on this. Her body was one thing and she’d never held a man's hand while she went down on them. All of it felt so much more intimate and not helping her state of mind she felt. It also wasn’t helping that Dieter was moving back toward her breast and taking once in his mouth while looking right at her. She was starting to wonder if they teach that in some acting class - eye contact like that or if that’s just Dieter’s skill. His finger began moving back and forth slowly, it was quiet but he could hear the sounds of her accepting his finger and her whimpers after he added another one. They grew louder, his lips moving toward her collarbone above her breast, “Dee that’s too many…”

“It’s not Almond Joy and you’re going to need at least another one.” Dieter captured her neck again and continued working on a hickey he had started in the car. Adding one more finger stretched her further so he slowed down and curled them upward, making her hips lift off the bed toward his hand. He smiled into her neck as she squeezed his fingers and her hips moved slowly, she was trying to keep still as he had previously, but it was clear her control was worse than his. Placing his mouth next to her ear, “You’re so responsive Maya and you were already wet from taking care of me. It’s just me and you. Come.” With a loud scream, Maya drenched Dieter’s fingers and he kept moving them slowly until her body fully settled.

“You…Dieter…H-How…” She could only look at the ceiling. Just with his damn fingers and they felt wonderful. “How in the world…” Her chest rose and fall, she looked down to see Bravo licking his fingers clean and she felt herself clench around nothing. He’s insanely good at making her do that. Dieter was taking extra time to get in between each of his fingers, just to show off and to buy time. He was only half hard, not fully recovered yet. It would allow for one more thing. Grabbing her legs under the back of her knees, he parted her legs and placed them on his shoulders. “W-Wait! It’s too sensitive Dee…” She watched as his face inched closer to her mound kissing it before aiming lower and sniffing, exhaling purposefully blowing on her clit. “Haah…fuck it’s…dammit it Dee…” Maya’s legs shook, trying to get free from his grasp but he held tight. She also tried to wiggle her hips away from him but he bent her legs a bit further back spreading her further.

“Kit Kat, you’re not getting away. Maya you’ll remember what this feels like. What I give to my sweet girl when she lets me take care of her properly.” Her hands that had been gripping the sheets, released them. She closed her eyes. He wants me to remember? I already won’t forget any of this. This is orgasmic torture already and he hasn’t even….Fine. Just fine. Bending forward, she’s pressing her thighs down on Dieter’s shoulders. He held steady as her hands dug into his hair, tugging on his curls. He groans, biting into her thigh, “Jokes on you, I enjoy my hair being pulled. Manipulate me more Almond Joy.”

She can’t respond with anything other than a moan. The small circles his tongue is making around her clit has her babbling a mix of Dieter's name and curses. The more she pulls on his hair, the further he pushes his face into her core, moving his tongue from her clit to her entrance. He traces it gingerly at first before beginning to lap gently up her slit. Maya feels his groan vibrate within her, causing her hips to buck. It’s then that Bravo pauses to give her a short break. “D-Dieter…you…fuck..” Is all she’s able to pant before he returns to her wetness, this time using his tongue to explore the crevices she has within, feeling her tighten around his tongue already. For his part, he’s been grinding himself into the sheets, leaking pre-cum once more. Dieter’s ready, but he desires to see her gush for him. Have her slick so he’ll slide right in. With a cry and curving of her back, Maya finds her peak again with his tongue gliding over her clit to help her body through it. Once she starts to relax, Dieter pulls back and crawls up next to her, placing an arm around her.

“Maya, you sound heavenly when you’re enjoying yourself. Looks like you can handle fingers and tongue.” Despite being exhausted, she let out a snort. He would make a joke right now. She shook her head and ran her tongue over his lips before kissing him, his saliva mixed with her own gloss made her moan into his mouth. He pulled back as he had something to ask her before they continued, “I don’t have any-” Reaching down and taking hold of the base of his cock, Maya didn’t want any more questions. She needs one more thing from Dieter.

“Sugar lips, I’m on birth control pills. It’s going to be inside.” He thrusts a few times in her hand after she speaks, but she holds him a bit tighter.

“Shit…are you sure? Even if you are we could still-” Another kiss shuts his concern down as Bravo moves above her and she opens her legs for him to settle between. He lets his tip graze her folds and she whines. “Maya, I want to, but-”

Her hands cup his face and she kisses his chin. “I want to be dripping from you Dieter. It’s a horrible idea, but so was getting on a stranger’s jet. I’m not having any regrets. Not anymore. You told me I was worth it so I’m going to be greedy. Let me.”

“I’d be an idiot to say no to that.” Dieter takes hold of his shaft in his hand, pressing just his head inside of her core. With the stretch comes another whine from her and he feels himself twitch, advancing until he halfway in, “Cómo estás cariño (How are you doing sweetheart)?” Her walls quivered with his Spanish and he let out a soft chuckle. “You like that Maya?” Her hands pinched his cheeks before moving down to his shoulders.

“I’m more than fine, Dieter. Move.” Maya’s skin was covered in sweat and so was Dieter’s. Once his hips were flush with hers, she felt him take up even more space within her. Calling her name softly, he rolled into her wetness. It kept sucking him back in so he drew back further, slow pumps continued while he heard his name whispered from her lips. “Good Dieter…there Dee, spread me…hahh…Dieterrr…” Maya kept calling him and when her fingers ran through his hair, tugging it. Releasing a groan, Dieter took hold of one of her legs and pushed it upward, exposing a different angle. His speed increased and her nails scratched his scalp. Bravo felt his sac tightening, with his cock throbbing within her, moving his hand that was supporting his upper body from being pressed against hers, Dieter leaned forward to lick a stripe up her neck before sucking on it, Maya turned her head away from him to allow more access to her skin. His thumb pressed on her sensitive bud, flicking it while her walls vibrated around him.

Dieter’s teeth made a shallow impression on her neck with another lick, “You’re sure you want it inside mi amor?”

“Yes! Inside Dee!” Maya held one handful of his hair, and her other one scratched his back. Her cavern kept oscillating around his shaft while he spilled inside, filling her with slow thrusts, churning it inside of her. Placing a hand on the back of his neck, Maya pulled his head back, his chin pointed up. Her tongue ran over his lips first before claiming them again, Dieter rolled on his back and pulled her with him, Maya was on top. Her hair had become frizzy from the sweat, her lips swollen and a few tears were holding steady in her eyes.

“Mi mujer perfecta Maya (My perfect woman Maya).” Admiring from below, his hands roamed her hips. Will she want to see me after this wedding? If I said I wanted to visit her would she let me? This isn’t Anika again is it? No, I haven’t proposed and she hasn’t asked. Maya kissed his chest and attempted to move, but Dieter held her steady.

“Dieter, we should clean up.” Shaking his head, Bravo kissed her shoulder, his eyes were soft and Maya felt her lips part slightly. He’s probably worried, but I’ll let him go. I’ll never forget him. Dieter Bravo, that last woman was an idiot. I don’t know if I’ll ever feel this cared for again. I’m not going to be some crazy stalker. I have a job to go back to. If there was a reason to stalk him it would be making me come so many times…I’m horrible for thinking it.

“Just…alright. Move slow.” Maya raised slowly to allow Dieter to slide out and was able to roll to the side of the bed facing the bathroom. It was also facing the mirror from earlier. The bite mark on her neck and the drips from between her legs had her staging at herself. She saw her own tears, puffy cheeks and lips. Bravo slid next to her with his flaccid member covered in her slick and his own spend. “You look stunning and fucked Maya.” She pinched his nose while he helped her up and they waddled to the bathroom together cleaning up. The pair opted to sleep in her bed since they wouldn’t have to go far.

Dieter resolved to talk to Maya tomorrow morning about what had been on his mind. He’s scared though, what if she doesn’t want to? Thinks he’s too much of a hassle because of his status and fame? There’s nothing he can change about that. She fell asleep first in his arms, tracing circles on her back while he wondered what to do.

Elyssa keeps calling and texting Maya. Her sister in law is not answering. She’s looked up who Dieter Bravo is and why some of her bridesmaids were making a big deal about him being there. He’s a famous, Oscar winning actor…with her sister in law?!

“Honey, I need to know how this happened! What do you know about it Michael?” Maya’s youngest brother, the very reason she was in Hawaii looked at his soon to be wife and shrugged his shoulders. He didn’t know either. He and his sister don’t talk about relationships if they chat outside of family gatherings and him borrowing money occasionally. So far there hadn’t been any issues so he didn’t see the problem or why his fiance was yelling at him at eight in the morning. Elyssa pulled up instagram on her phone and Michael's eyes went wide.

Dieter and Maya in some swanky restaurant. Giggling and eating. Fine.

Dieter and Maya, in the same restaurant, snuggled up and a few shots of them kissing. Well, she did bring the guy to the wedding.

Maya getting out of an SUV followed by Dieter and they’re going into some fancy boutique. Eh…okay that’s more than a date.

Maya getting out of a limo and walking….wait that’s the hotel for the wedding party. Dieter’s in the limo and he comes back to pick her up. Damn that might be why Lyssa is pissed.

Dieter and some guy, maybe a driver or bodyguard carrying dresses followed by maya wearing the same dress from the restaurant pics. The story is unfolding or catching up, but clearly they’ve spent some time together.

Maya at the airport walking next to…well that looks to be Dieter, but he’s got on a robe, pijamas and is holding a goat. They’re getting on a jet? So…she came with this guy to Hawaii?! How long have they known each other?! Did mom know? Elyssa mentioned they seemed cozy at the hotel.

Micheal sighed and looked again at his fiance. “Honey I don’t know what to tell you, given who he is. It makes sense that they would keep it under wraps.”

“He better not mess up my wedding! I don’t want paparazzi sneaking in and distracting us from our day! It’s supposed to be about us Michael…” The soon to be bride whined to her fiance. He’s going to have to try calling his sister as well and his mother. They both turned on the news and saw an entertainment report about the new lady in Dieter’s life. There was someone else who had an issue with this:

Vanessa - Dieter’s publicist.

Her issue wasn’t Maya. She doesn’t know the woman from Timbuktu, the problem is that Dieter didn’t say anything about this woman so she could spin things and get ahead of any possible crap storm. So far, she’s been able to figure out that Dieter has been taking this woman around eating and shopping. In her communications with Zack, he hadn’t mentioned her. Only that Dieter was enjoying his time in Hawaii and was staying sober. When she pressed the assistant, he said that ‘Ms. Maya’ is a lovely lady who’d been able to get Dieter on time to his event. He even took her shopping and they avoided too bad of a fight with Oscar.’

“Avoided him? More like pissed him off to the point where he released pictures of Dieter which meant he had someone following him, probably…” As she sat on a jet headed to Hawaii, she was concocting a plan to use her knowledge that Oscar’s camp was the one who released the pictures in case feedback was negative. In her searches of different media, it was leaning positive though there were of course some trolls commenting on how Maya looked and speculating why she was with Dieter in the first place. Vanessa was curious about that as well, but it would need to wait until around noon or one in the afternoon. Despite getting a red-eye, the flight to Hawaii was still extremely long from New York where she’d been wrapping up some things in Dieter's gallery there. He’d opened that one up after his Los Angeles one had been so successful. Vanessa la Roux would get to the bottom of whatever Dieter had gotten himself in now. She’d need to if she was doing her job right.

Oscar felt a chill down his spine while both ears itched. “I may need to do another cleanse or something. What was that? Ugh..”

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Chapter Four

Chapter Six

[azalea-art]

I’ve been encouraged to share my old 10th grade assignment to write an original myth explaining a natural phenomenon (I was assigned fog), so um, here it is! I was 15/16 when I wrote it so please don’t be too critical 😅(jk, feel free to tell me what you think)

. For as long as anyone can remember, Osmon, the Great Spirit of the Sky had dominion over the entire kingdom of the Heavens. He watched over the Earth and it’s creatures with great care. He told the Sun when to shine, the stars when to come out, he decided when it would become night or morning, and he told the air when to grow cold and warm. Osmon’s wife was Parisis, the Ocean and together they had a young daughter, Sirrus. Sirrus was the clouds over the Earth, she floated close to her father so that he could tell her when she needed to provide rain and snow to the land. Over time Sirrus became upset that she was never able to spend time with her mother because she was so far away, she could only watch from above. Sirrus began crying and a heavy rain fell to the ground, the animals begged the sky to stop the rain as it began to cause a flood. Osmon didn’t want to see his daughter so upset and he also wanted to help the poor animals, he was determined to stop the tears. On the first day Osmon created a rainbow and placed it in the sky, it was beautiful and Sirrus stopped crying to admire the sight. The next day however she could not help but weep again as she watched the sun sparkle on the ocean waves, she so wanted to be near her mother. Osmon commanded the Sun to set and turn the sky a brilliant range of orange and pinks, the colors were so beautiful that Sirrus again stopped to admire her father’s work. Come the night though, she felt her tears begin to fall again as she watched the moonlight reflecting off the water. Osmon didn’t know what to do, he wanted to let her see her mother but the world needed her in the sky. Finally he decided on a solution that would be beneficial to all. He told his daughter to float lower, close to the ground for a while so that she and her mother could get to know each other. In the early morning Sirrus was able to visit with her mother and then return to her father in the sky, she was delighted with the arrangement. Now whenever she begins to miss her mother, Sirrus drifts down and creates a thick fog just above the ground and the ocean so they can be together.

hope that you liked it 😀I think that Osmon and Sirrus definitely needed some more characterization but it was a one page assignment so I could only fit so much 😅 I wonder if I should revise it with my hopefully better writing skills now

Oh and fun fact! I remember when I was trying to come up with a name I went to google translate, typed “the sky” and went through every single language until I found something I thought sounded god-like haha (apparently Osmon is Uzbek), he’s a pretty nice god compared to the Greek gods 😆

I don’t have the final draft that I handed in, but here’s the one I worked on editing in class :) (but with my name blocked) Apparently I hadn’t given it a title yet

Since you all seemed excited to read it @chillywilly31 @the-diary-of-a-moody-teenager @acpola01 and @mer-acle here it is, thanks for the encouragement ^_^

[storiesofaot]

WIP game!! I find it so funny how you name your files, but I love it. So organized.

How about "A Thousand Times Nothing Happened - Zoom" ? It sounds like "A Thousand Times Hange and Levi had Insane Tension But Were Too Emotionally Constipated to Act" and I can always get behind tension.

Thank you so much, @starshower1215 - haha yes, I do my best to keep everything organised 😂

You're actually not too far off! Let me rephrase it a little bit, "A Thousand Times Hange And Levi Acted As Best Friends And That One Time They Had Insane Tension And Didn't" (yours sounded so much cooler, though!).

This oneshot is based on a German song (xD) that randomly came to my attention again, and which I dont even like thaaat much, but my Levihan brain immediately turned the lyrics into an Modern AU fic, oops! Levi and Hange have been friends since they were four years old, and they stayed best friends for the next 24 years until one night changed it all... *dramatic drum roll*

It's going to switch between present time and flashbacks of them growing up together, because that's where the lyrics led me (and I followed). Here's a little snippet from the beginning, with the cursive being the (translated) lyrics of the song:

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You just wanted to pass the time in the evening, and since you didn’t want to go alone, you called me. We were only friends and wanted to stay that way, not in a dream I believed something could happen.

Running a shaky hand over his face, Levi sighed and closed his eyes, listening to the soft click of her bathroom door. Saying that this night had taken an unexpected turn was probably the understatement of the year. Actually, no - of the century, or rather, of his entire life. This was what happened when he ended up agreeing to things he didn’t want to do. He should’ve said no, should’ve explained that it had been a long day at the bookstore, that he was tired and only wanted to lie down and read a little before falling asleep.

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A little snippet from one of the flashback scenes:

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I don’t even know how long we have known each other. Your parents used to go bowling with mine. We stayed at home, you fell asleep in front of the TV. We were like siblings during all those years.

It had all started when Hange moved in with her parents and her older brother at the young age of four, into the house right across the street from where he lived. His mother had insisted on giving her family a little welcome gift and, against his will, had taken him along - his little hand in one of hers and a box of homemade cookies in the other. “If I saw correctly, they have two kids, a girl and a boy. Who knows, maybe you can become friends! Wouldn’t that be great?”

Levi had shaken his head, a deep scowl on his face. He didn’t want a friend; he had his picture books and his mum, what else did he need? The kids at kindergarten were all dumb; they didn’t like playing with him - so why should those two kids be any different?

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And the moment things started to shift:

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Soon, he was nodding along to whatever she was saying, her words all but lost under the pounding bass, and when she laughed, he found himself smiling too. Because it was Hange, and her laugh always made everything feel a little lighter. But tonight, it stirred something different in him - a strange tingle in his stomach as he watched her look at him, nose crinkling, eyes alight with amusement.

(...)

She squinted a little, as if deciding how to answer his question. Or maybe she was just too drunk and trying to refocus her eyes on him. “I’m trying to read you,” she finally replied. “Something’s different about you tonight, and I wanna know what.”

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This story contails probably the most "sensual" writing I have ever done, but it's definitely nothing explicit, the emphasis is more on the emotional connection 😆 And it's also pretty much finished, so I might upload it towards the end of the week! (if everything goes well ha)

Thank you so much for asking, and have a great day/night! 🌙

The WIP tag game 💛

[youuuimeanmee]

RWTGI 34 Thoughts

😆🥰🤗 I've been waiting for Kirishima's past to be translated since forever 😭😭Now I can FINALLY talk about this chapter wkdbjsnsjsjk

Out of all the mysteries presented in this series (the hell's up with Suo Azami, Renji, Yoshino's parents, the brewing yakuza civil war), Kirishima's past is one thing that hyped me up the most; mostly because I've been dying to know the background this insane yet lovable(?) ML lololol.

⚠️ Though the title is Ch 34's Thoughts, I actually started it from ch 33. If you haven't read it then what are you doing here, go to MangaDex if you don't wanna get spoiled here.

⚠️⚠️TW; Bullying, Abuse, Self H4rm, yk how Kirishima is.

👏 Okay! So!

We FINALLY get to see Kirishima's rich ass mommy and daddy 🥳🥳🥳

(tho they don't have a face, I'll take it)

Looks like the parents are busy people, they missed the fact that their son is not normal since birth. That, or Kirishima is just damn good at hiding it. Maybe both.

"My 2 classmates are fighting over irrelevant things. Solution? Erase the thing without anyone knowing. No more things to fight, problem solved 🙂"

He has a shrewd moral compass, I have a feeling he was being genuine when he "helped" his classmates. Aww my cute baby gremlin.

Or if he wasn't being 100% genuine, maybe he tore up the cards to surpress his urges for violence, to ease the boredom he felt because he couldn't feel anything while living in a normal, peaceful life.

The parents slowly realize the abnormal blood that's been there since Gaku era has never disappear from their family.

Since Gaku is the black sheep of the family, Kirishima's dad prob thought: 'Oh fuck this is uncle all over again. No wait I can do this. He already released his energy using a good outlet (karate), he just needs to surround himself with good people. Friends, yeah. The school we picked is the best; surely there's no bad influence that's gonna taint my son. No more psycho #2.' Umm, I hate to break it to you, but daddy-

Ironically, the dad might be the first person who gave him insight about the feeling of having fun by being with a friend. Up until that point, he probably didn't know the feeling he felt when he did the karate. He did it many times, and the dad claimed he liked it, but he never registered it as 'liking something' until it was pointed out to him.

(just like when kirishima threw daggers at yoshino's back until she pointed out he might be jealous of Shoma and he got a little 'ahh that explains it' moment.)

Aww look at that probing eyes, trying to search the answer of his boredom from his dad 🥺

Let's be real Kirishima could really use a proper diagnosis and therapy back then, even right now.

The smile of a child who has found the spark of his life:

LMAO seriously, he smiles because Kodaka can kick hard. The more pleasure (read: pain) he gets from other people, the more he's gonna seek it.

But Kodaka is still weaker than him, so the pleasure ends quickly.

Enter Otogawa.

She's cute. Sweet. More importantly, she's important enough to trigger Kodaka.

She told him all he needed to know about Kodaka. Great in academics, gyms, and karate. Secretly violent too. Just like himself.

"He's just like me, so we matched right? We can be friends! 😃"

Kirishima be like: FUCK YES MORE FRIENDS TO FUCK.

Remember in ch 25.2 when Kirishima told Yoshino he once formed a "friendship plan" that went down the drain?

Whelp, looks like Kodaka is that "friend." We all know how that ends, tho.

Anyways.

Thus, began Kirishima's scheme to ✨️nurture✨️ Kodaka into a person who could kick him harder & also strong enough to not break easily. He befriended (read: flirted) with his crush, lured him into a desolate place, provoked him, stayed docile & easy to kick, yadda yadda.

Really an elaborate plan for someone his age, it's almost cute.

This moment of Kirishima and concealer really highlights his cleverness since he was a kid. If he buys a concealer for his bruise, it's too pricey for his budget. Parents will question unnecessarily if he were caught buying it. Solution? Pretend to return the high schooler's money (even though it's his own) so they'd do the makeup for him. Bruise covered, money covered, no one's gonna know ☺️ Little manipulative shit.

I was gonna feel sorry for him for getting beaten up, but then his innocent, excited smile turned me off so quick. Ugh.

(This is prob the beginning of his exploration to find new "fun" stuff to try. Like choking himself, for example.)

Kirishima is a pathological liar huh. Saying his birthday is in September even though it's in November. This really adds weight to his words earlier that he only revealed his true birthday to Yoshino 🥺🥲

Kirishima's plan to nurture Kodaka is going smoothly in this chapter. Maintaining good relationship with Otogawa, making him jealous and all that.

I bet bringing a 10,000 yen bill is part of the plan too, because kids need the motivation to keep coming back to him. Extorting a broke student is boring afterall.

It's been 300 days since Kodaka had beaten him up? Um. Excuse me what the fuck. With that many injuries, Where are his parents??? Did he ever get questioned at all?? Is Kirishima just that good at lying?? I'm sorry, but I also smell neglection. Intentionally or not.

Moving on, Kirishima is damn good huh. His fights like an adult, prob even better than some yakuza. He's 12. Let that sink in.

(should've seen it coming tbh, but it still surprises me.)

I wanna say he's so disgusting when he ripped the poor dude's ear (where on earth did he learn that?), but he's also my son, so...

Also, the art is so clean. My eyes is blessed, thank you Konishi.

I'm running out of gas. Yeah that's all for today! See you next time 👋

[asaka-lucy-dr-rc]

Hello! I'm really happy that you're giving us insights about the original japanese version of the games, thank you very much for that =)

I have a question about one translation from SD2's Island Mode (the dating Sim unlocked after beating the game) while going on a date with Kazuichi; you don't have to answer if you don't want to, of course, it's a bit silly; it's just, if you go with him to the library, and you pick the option 'burn the books' there's one line where he says, in the english version, that he remembers how one time his MOM burned some, uh, dirty books he had. Anyway, I had always assumed he said the same in the japanese version, but apparently he doesn't use the word 'mom' like in english, he uses '親' instead, wich means 'parent' or 'parents', more generically, so he could be talking about his father instead. The complete line is :

'昔、 見つかったエロ本ヽ親に焼かれたのを思い出すぜ…'

And in the english version: 'Heh, speaking of burning books… That reminds me of the time my mom found my porn stash and burned it…'

And, again, it's a bit silly, but this is the ONE time (unless I missed something) that he mentions having a mother. In the rest of his dialog he only talks about his father, so I thought he was a single parent, but this ONE line changed it, and now I wonder if it was a translation mistake ^^;; (it wouldn't surprise me since this is just a bonus mode, not the main game) (also, I should mention that I only know some very basic japanese and I used some online traslators for this so I might be missing some things)

So...do you have any thoughts? am I missing some context? does Kazuichi actually have a mom? would you have translated it differently or am I making too much of a big deal out of this?

Again, please don't feel obligated to answer, sorry that this question was so long ^^;; also, I'm not planning on asking you about every little inconsistency in the translations because it could take forever and I don't want to take up your time; I was just curious about this one thing because I think it changes Kazuichi's backstory a lot.

If you do decide to answer, thank you, and thank you for always being so kind =) I love reading your posts. Have a nice day!

OMG I've already seen the ending for Kazuichi in Island mode, but I didn't know that line! It's SO CUTE! Awww, what a silly boy, Kazuichi 😆💕

And I was surprised to see that Hajime had said such a violent thing as burning books, but it seems that he had actually said that they seemed to burn well. (Though I don't think that's a good thing to say either! XD) Just in case, here are the screenshots from the game:

So, regarding your question about the word '親 (oya)' being translated as 'mom' in the English version, this is correct from my perspective!

As for whether '親' is interpreted as 'parent' or 'parents', in most cases when you want to say 'parents' in Japanese, you would say '両親 (ryou-shin)'. ('両' means 'both'.) So it is definitely either his mother or father.

As for how I can tell if it was his mother, I think it was because his mother was cleaning his room and found his porn stash, and because he calls his father '親父 (oyaji)' in the Free Time Events, so it would be natural to assume that he calls his mother '親'.

By the way, calling your own mother '親' when talking with your friends is a very teenager-like way of speaking. Until they are in elementary school, most people use the same way of addressing their mother as they do at home, such as 'お母さん (oka-san)' (the equivalent of the English word 'mom'). However, when they reach their teenage years, they may be teased about how they address their mother, so many people start calling their mother '親' in front of their friends to hide it. (Calling your father '親父' is also quite typical of teenagers. This is an especially boyish way of speaking.)

That's all my opinion. Finally, I was very happy to receive such a polite and kind ask! I'm also honored to hear that you enjoy my posts. I'm basically just talking about things I love, but it's great to know that someone enjoys it! 😊 Thanks to you, I was able to find out that Kazuichi said such a silly but cute story in Island mode. hehe So if you have any more questions or want to talk, please don't hesitate to ask me! ;)

Thanks for asking and reading! 🫶💖

[flowerandblood]

20 Questions for Fic Writers

Thank you for all of the tags guys 💖

1. how many works do you have on AO3?

20

2. what's your total AO3 word count?

714,298, lol. I am a monster

3. what fandoms do you write for?

House of the Dragon and anything Ewan Mitchell happens to be in, lol. Such a great actor

4. top five fics by kudos

The Fall from the Heavens; The Evening Star; Appearances; The Impossible Choice; The Softest Whisper

5. do you respond to comments?

Alwayyyyssss I love them!!!!!

6. what is the fic you wrote with the angstiest ending?

All of my Halloween shit, lol

7. what's the fic you wrote with the happiest ending?

The Fall from the Heavens!!!!! Hundreds of babies!!!!!!

8. do you get hate on fics?

Usually when they are horror in nature and there is noncon in them. Some people don't understand that writing about rape doesn't mean you don't support it in real life, lol.

9. do you write smut?

obviously

10. craziest crossover?

I don't know, but I'm an expert in creating alternative universes for my own stories 😆

11. have you ever had a fic stolen?

I hope not, lol

12. have you ever had a fic translated?

nie (in Polish, you can learn something new today)

13. have you ever co-written a fic before?

No! When it comes to stories, my brain creates alone and flows with my stream of consciousness. This makes the whole thing fit together and not a jumble of fragments.

14. all time favorite ship?

Aemond x Strong! niece; plz, the tension

15. what's a wip you want to finish but doubt you ever will?

I got up off my knees and wrote requests that have been waiting to be written for months in the form of drabbles, so I'm up to date at the moment! But I have two unfinished series that will remain that way (they are already old and I would have to write everything from the beginning).

16. what are your writing strengths?

I think that the right decision in my case is to write about things that I know, because I can describe them properly: so I mean art, university life, references to poetry, the Bible, or high literature in general, but I also use my own intimate experiences with my husband to better describe what the characters feel. I think it quite passes the test.

17. what are your writing weaknesses?

Creating in a language that is not your native language is a huge challenge. But thanks to the mistakes I make, I am getting better at using it and learning. At one time, punctuation in English was a huge problem for me, because it is used much differently in Polish, but I think I have finally found the right way that works.

18. thoughts on dialogue in another language?

I try to avoid it!

19. first fandom you wrote in?

Harry Potter, lol. Age of 14.

20. favorite fic you've written?

*thinks hard* I think the Gate of Salvation. From the beginning I felt that it was my own, fresh, crazy idea and I still like to come back to this story. I feel like it's really something just mine, if that makes sense. This trope, this plot, this atmosphere and everything.

Tagging: @the-dendrophile-bookdragon, @thought--bubble, @sylasthegrim, @youraverageaemondsimp, @fan-goddess

[bourbon-ontherocks]

I’m bummed we lost roxane and didn’t even get sofiane back 😤 I’m guessing they had to move him out at some point… kinda feels like the s1 line "il a des problèmes" was a backup storyline they never found a use for. sigh.

daphné’s dive into astrology turned into a clumsy attempt at restoring equality, that’s just like her. commendable intent, flimsy line of thinking, awful execution 😆

euh sinon, can we get an audit of the precinct finances, do they not budget for interpreters?? you’d hope they would take precautions when taking witness statements (while investigating a murder, no less), but apparently not???? (and I know jackshit about procedure, but shouldn’t they be concerned about confidentiality if they use google translate?)

Okay, I'll admit I only understood in the finale the purpose of Sofiane's comeback this season, but I most surely hope that his moving out doesn't make him immune to coming say hi once in a while, I'm still waiting for an actual Morgane - Sofiane interaction in the flesh lol! As for the "il a des problèmes" line, I've always thought this was Adam's way to not mention that his brother is disabled while attempting to justify living with him (let's not forget that this was 102, he barely knew Morgane at the time and he most surely didn't feel like sharing that information with her). I've always assumed that Sofiane's special needs require he lives with someone and/or has some professional care coming home on a daily basis (which would be what Adam euphemistically called "problems"), but him leaving doesn't mean he didn't move in with a friend/boyfriend/girlfriend/their mom or got himself an assistant. So the famous "problems" remain.

And I'm keeping my hopes up that Roxane will return someday, either someone will be under the scrutiny of the IGPN again, or Adam will bump into her in the street or something 🤞

Daphné was sooooooo funny this ep (and the whole season actually), and oh my gosh, "commendable intent, flimsy line of thinking, awful execution 😆" this is the perfect definition for her!!!! 😍😍😍 Also "l'astrologie, ça fait débat..." "non, ça fait pas débat non", mdr, this woman would argue that 1+1=3 with the same definitive energy, poor Gilles 😂

Ok, the interpreter thing. I'll admit that it was hilarious seeing Gilles en galère sur Google trad, and also I understand it's necessary for Morgane's later big reveal, but this has to be one of the most ridiculous things I've seen on the show... Finding someone who speaks Mandarin in Lille is a matter of minutes, and I'm pretty sure there's even something like a list of translators under oath, I mean we're not talking about a language that's barely spoken in France or even on the whole planet 😅 Just for the record they faced a similar issue in Engrenages at some point, having to interrogate a witness who only spoke some Chinese dialect, so they had to go to a Sino-French association, find a guy who spoke the said dialect, make him sign a non-disclosure agreement, and translate the interrogation. And that was it. So this scene was absurd and probably made any actual cop who watches the show howl, but at least it brings back the refreshing nonsense of the first seasons 🥹

[cheltranslations]

Rehearsals @Nonaka Miki (23.11.22)

Chel here 😈💜👾

Thank you very much

For coming to look at my blog！

Your likes and comments

Make me super happy！

☁️🎀Yesterday's 2 choices🎀☁️

Do you know what Filamentvita is

Yes？

No？

No

Was the majority！

Apparently lots of you searched it up…

Thank you very much！

Filamentvita

Was the catchphrase

Of my character in the stage play I appeared in

I my 1st year in Morning Musume。

「TRIANGLE」 🌠

There was also a

Filamentvita pose

Which I talked about in this blog

And also this blog ❤️

To everyone who knew about it from back then、

To everyone who watched Triangle later、

To everyone who found out about Nonaka recently

I love you all 💕

Thank you very much！

☁️🎀❛ ･ ❛🎀☁️

Morning Musume。'23

Concert Tour Autumn

Neverending

Shine Show

Tour Finale

11/28 Yokohama Arena

Morning Musume。'23 Concert Tour Autumn

「Neverending Shine Show」

SPECIAL

11/29 Yokohama Arena

Morning Musume。'23 Concert Tour Autumn

「Neverending Shine Show〜Seiiki〜」

Fukumura Mizuki Graduation Special

For several days now

We have endless rehearsals！

I talked to Ikuta-san during our breakー💚

Just 1 week until the actual show！

Ganbatte Ikimashoi！

(T/N News and information has not been translated)

☁️🎀Today's 2 choices🎀☁️

What do you do about annoying tasks

Get them done first？

Leave them until last？

For reading until the very end

Thank you very much ❤️

Please come by again tomorrow！

Everyone please let me know

What you were up to today！

See ya 🐾

[channieismyworld]

My letter to Bang Chan 😊

Channie,

I do hope that my text reaches you well since it’s from the bottom of my heart. I've been waiting , so i can finally tell you how I / We - feel about you.

I wanted to let you know, i was not a Kpop fan. I listened before, but i stopped for years. And i definitely have never been a fangirl let alone joining a fandom. And your music was definitely not what i would usually listen to.

But i don't know how, you, in your very own way, have found the way to touch my heart with your music.

You know, you kinda changed my entire taste in music - no biggie :)). Jk, it’s really huge for me. I now listen to you every-single-day, i feel like i'm addicted.

I know that it’s really stressful to be an idol and you have to maintain your image all the time.

I just want to let you know, that to me, to Stay, you’re IMPERFECTLY PERFECT. Even though you’re perfect to me, I don’t want “perfect” to be something that you strive for and over worry about. I love you for who you are. And i hope that you will also learn to truly love you for who you are.

Chan, even you're my bias, but i love and adore all the other members. Each of you are unique with such talents, which got me thinking "Wow i have never seen a group with such talented and allrounder members".

I'll end this with things i love most about you that many Stays agree on:

1. Your natural curly hair, it's so cute 🥹

2. Your voice. It's beautiful 👄

3. Your kind sincere personality and how you take care of others - you're such a dad 😆

4. How you're very open about your insecurities, it takes courage 🤗

5. How you always text in both Korean and English on bubble - even we i-fans can translate there 🥹

6. Your eyes, your nose, your lips, your arms, your height, EVERYTHING about you. Everything that makes you unique, everything that makes you YOU 🩷

Channie, 143.

[zepskies]

Ahh I'm so excited to see what you thought of this one! lol I too love me some Frenchie. (Who doesn't love Tomer?!) 💙🤍❤️

Yeah, I don't buy it for a second that it doesn't bother him 😂 He's probably quietly plotting a murder. Ben's like a toddler – when they're suddenly silent, you should be concerned 🤣

Lmfaoo oh exactly -- a big man-child for sure. 😝

Oh, Ben... Using pop culture and slang never gets old (unlike him) 😂😂😂

Making references that go over his head is one of my favorite things ever. 😂😂

He probably loved Khal Drogo 😆

Omfg of course he did. 🙄🤣 Probably had a big ol' man crush on him. And that "real man" line was one of the first things I thought of when I saw this prompt. 😂 Followed shortly by the way Frenchie started off with the reader at the club loll.

Un vrai homme ne peut pas rivaliser avec un amoureux français 😏🔥

Ooooh girl, look at you with your lovely French! 😏 I had to look that up, and as soon as I read the translation:

I'm so glad you loved that scene though! It was absolutely a blast putting that together finding a balance between the reader and Ben's less than subtle reactions. 😂

But this (and your "storming Normandy" line) took me the fuck out:

DECEASED – MORTE 🤣 Finally found the French whore comment. Perfect use 😆🫶

*chortles* Thank you, lovely! I thought it was appropriate. 🤣🤣

YOU DID NOT JUST DROP A CRIMINAL MINDS REFERENCE 😍😍😍

Indeed, I did!! 😜 I'm a loose fan of that show, but my absolute favorite thing about it is the Derek/Garcia dynamic! I thought it was a great way to rep the reader/Frenchie dynamic here.

Zep, this whole thing was a masterpiece! You nailed his reaction, but the little details and comments in between truly made this amazing 😍👏💚

I love you for saying that, thank you so much!! 😭😭💓💓 I try my best with this (lovable) asshole. And his jealous side would be something to behold, I think. 🤣

Imagine: Soldier Boy Getting Jealous...

Pairing: Soldier Boy (Ben) x F. Reader || (past Frenchie x F. Reader)

Request: Soldier Boy finding out you had something with Frenchie, years before meeting him.

Word Count: 1K

Tags/Warnings: Jealousy lol (With a hint of spice.~)

Imagine: Ben getting jealous over your past relationship with Frenchie.

He doesn't care.

Because he doesn't care...

When you sit him down in the living room of your apartment and tell him you used to date Frenchie, Ben's reaction is mild at best. To the point where it kind of concerns you.

Ben raises a brow and gives a deep hum.

"Oh, really? That limey bastard?" he remarks. He takes a sip from his tumbler of whiskey. You give him a weary sigh.

"I'd appreciate it if you didn't call him that," you reply. You and Frenchie are still friends. Your "entanglement" was years ago, before he even started hooking up with Cherie.

But you still want to be honest with Ben. You two have been dating for a few months now, and it's actually serious. No one's more surprised than you by that fact, but...you're happy. You think he is too.

At your response, however, Ben rolls his eyes and continues drinking. You tilt your head in suspicion.

"So you're chill?" you ask.

"Chill?" he quirks a brow at you. Your lips form a smile.

"You're okay with this," you amend.

Ben shrugs and turns on the TV, trying to navigate the streaming apps. You’d put him on to Game of Thrones. Even three seasons into his binge-watching, he doesn’t want to admit that he’s hooked.

"You're fucking a real man now, sweetheart. No skin off my nose," he says.

It's your turn to roll your eyes, despite a warm blush stinging your cheeks.

But the next time you all go out together to a club in the city, Ben watches you leave his side to say hello to your friends: Annie, Hughie, Frenchie and Kimiko. Frenchie takes your hands and makes a show of looking you up and down.

"Well, well. She shoots to kill tonight, eh?" Frenchie says. When he leans in to kiss your cheek, he whispers, "Ah, black leather. My old favorite."

"Stop," you warn with a smile, hitting his shoulder. He's absolutely shameless. "You're too much."

"And you are just enough," Frenchie returns. He whistles playfully as he raises your hand to twirl you around, showing you off in your little black dress and red-bottom heels.

You laugh, but you bump into Ben when you twirl for the second time. Your laughter cuts off abruptly when you see the flinty look on his face, though he's clinging to stoicism.

Frenchie’s eyes widen as he seems to realize the very real danger he's put himself in. He wisely lets go of your hand, pivots on his heel and goes with Kimiko over to the dance floor.

Meanwhile, you move back to Ben's side and try to placate him by looping your arm through his. He responds by wrapping a strong arm around your waist. His eyes bore into the back of Frenchie's head so hard, you almost expect laser beams to come out of them.

"Come on, let's get a drink," you suggest, patting a hand on Ben's chest. He looks good tonight in a burgundy button-down shirt tucked into his slacks.

Ben wordlessly agrees to your suggestion, but he grabs a stool and drags it close to his own seat. He does help you by the hand onto the stool, but then his arm wraps back around your waist, pulling you in snugly, possessively to his side.

You try not to smile in amusement. It's a caveman's display, but at least you know the root cause this time.

...Okay, maybe you feel the tiniest bit complicit, but really, you think Ben's overreacting.

After he flags down the bartender and orders his bourbon and your martini, you tap against his bearded cheek, earning his green-eyed attention.

"You okay?" you ask knowingly.

"Just fine," he deadpans.

"Oh, well that's convincing," you say with a smile. "Do I need to remind you that I'm here with you?"

Ben's gaze hardens. "I don't know. You were pretty happy to let that French whore put his fucking hands all over you—"

"All right. Calm down, Rambo," you say, trying not to laugh as you rub his arm. "Sorry, baby. That's just how we've always cut up. It doesn't mean anything."

Ben scoffs in derision. "Yeah? Fuck if I care."

You frown at that, sparking with annoyance. Somehow, now you actually do feel guilty. You and Frenchie have bounced off each other like Derek and Garcia for so long, you didn't even realize how it might look...or how it might make your boyfriend feel.

Because even with all that ego and injured pride, you have a feeling there's a real sting of hurt under there.

"Hey," you say, squeezing Ben's wrist. His gaze remains stubbornly on the bartender making your drinks.

You decide to take matters more firmly into your hands.

Reaching up for his chin, you guide Ben's face toward yours and press a kiss to his lips. It's slow at first, but it soon gains in passion. His teeth graze your bottom lip, before his tongue demands entrance into your mouth with claiming purpose.

It elicits a hint of a moan from you, your fingers clenching in his hair. Your nails drag against his scalp, almost making him shudder.

Your supple lips eventually pull away from his, nice and slow.

"Your hands are the only hands I care about touching me," you say. Your expression twinkles with mischief as you toy with the zipper on the side of your dress.

"As a matter of fact, I need your help," you add. "This zipper keeps catching on something. I think it's stuck."

Quite possibly because someone got a little handsy in the cab on the way here.

Ben smirks, though he claims your lips in one more slightly rough kiss before he answers.

"Well that is a problem," he says. His eyes roam down your face, taking in your thoroughly kissed lips, and the cleavage peeking out at him from the neckline of your dress.

"Think I can give you a hand," he says, as his actual hand slips down your leg. His fingers brush along the inside of your thigh, tingling across your skin. His half-lidded gaze once again meeting yours. "Better take you out back and fix you up."

You laugh, despite the return of your blush. You cling to his shoulders, while his fingers burn a tantalizing trail upwards.

"Oh, yeah. Save me, Soldier Boy!" you tease.

He snorts in response, but he helps guide you out of your seat.

Moments later, all your friends find at the bar are two forgotten drinks and a couple of empty stools.

AN: Ah, jealous Ben. It's fun to imagine. 😂

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『 #Tokyo Disney Resort 40th Anniversary♡ 2023.6.5』 Makino Maria (23.06.06)

I went to Tokyo Disneyland

2023.6.5

I arrived at Tokyo Disneyland at 6:50

I was a bit late 🐰Maria

While I was queuing、I took a photo of the ticket my grandad bought me in front of the entrance gates 🌈

The 40th Anniversary Dream Garland at the entrance is cute ✨✨✨

On my way to Mickey's House･･･

Mickey's Magical Music World🎵Entry lottery

Nervous🐰💕

I won❣️❣️❣️

･･･！！！

Maria 「Mama、can you believe it？？」

Maria 「C-2-1❣️❣️」

Mom 「Ehーーー」

I went to meet Mickey

Sorcerer Mickey was cute 💕💕

Translation:

I went to meet Minnie 💖

Minnie looked stylish again today ❤️❤️

The Cast-sans gave me Dream Go Round stickers ＆cards💖

Thank you very much 🎀

They told me how when I went to meet Mickey＆Minnie💕💕

※You had to say the Dream Go Round greeting 🥺

I went to meet Donald💙

Donald the gentleman took my arm

＆

I went to meet Daisy💜

Her movements were so pretty、Maria tried imitating Daisy🐰

But I'll talk about that another day 🦊❄️

Hungry Maria、went to eat curry🍛

Pork katsu curry medium spice 🍛 cheese topping

The katsu was crunchy and deliciousーーー🍛❤️

My mom sat and waited for 2 and a half hours🌈 Parade

Maria went exploring alone🐰

I got to meet Stitch and Angel💙💖

But as soon as Maria arrived、they went to practice their hula dancing🥺

Angel、went “Wah！”at Maria's phone😆💕

Stitch＆Angel went walking off holding hands which was cute💙💖

Finally Stitch showed us his hula dancing💙

A Cast-san took this photo for me 📸💕

They asked 「Would you like to hold the Dream Go Round flags？」 which made me happy🐰

Star Wars🪐💕

Kylo Ren appeared💙💙💙 Kyaaーー❣️❣️

Maria likes STARWARS💖

My dream was to stay at Star Wars: Galactic Starcruiser🥺🚀

A Donald shaped bubble💙🫧

I was searching while walking around、I followed Donald's footprints

The button was cute 💛

I rode Big Thunder Mountain 🚂

I always ride in the back、but this time I was in the 1st row🌈🌈 It was fun💕💕

I bought refreshments for mom

Sparkling Drink💗💗 Citrus💕

Perfect for a hot day✨ It was super delicious🐰💕

Really excited for･･･

🌈Disney Harmony in Colour🌈

Carl🎈🎈🎈I'm so happy💕

Merida💚💚💚 She waved at Maria💕💕💕

Cute Moana❤️❤️

I wanted to meet Vanellope💖💚🩵💜

Mickey and friends' float、Cars and Tiana、Olaf、Simba🌈🌈

I waved lots🐰Maria

Lunch at Restaurant Hokusai 💖

Chilled udon 💕＆Tempura🌈

The Mickey chawanmushi is cute ※I always think this

🎵Mickey's Magical Music World🎵

2nd row from the front 💕Super duper close 🌈

A new way to enjoy it🐰Maria

Their dancing with their skirts fluttering was super pretty 🥺💕💕

I got to meet Cast-sans💕💕💕

They gave me a Dream Go Round sticker💖

Full of happy things・fun things LOVE

I got to meet Rapunzel and Eugene💜💜💜

We're here！Pascal is here too！Rapunzel ＆ Eugene talked to me💜

Maria showed them all of my dress、and Eugene said It's our story☺️🌈 He's so cool 🥺💗💗

Rapunzel asked me Would you like to take a photo together？💕💖💖💖💖

Rapunzel is too cute☀️💜✨

I forgot to ask Eugene to show me the inside of his bagーーー🥺💎Maria

LOVE💜Rapunzel＆Eugene

Peter Pan💚💚💚

Peter Pan had to return to Neverland🥺

But he took Maria's had and took a photo with me💚💚💚

Kind and cool Peter Pan💚I was really healed🌈

When “You can Fly” started playing、Peter Pan said 「My song!」☺️💕💕

Rapunzel's cute sparkly sticker 💜LOVE

I rode Big Thunder Mountain🌈2nd time today💕💕

The Cast-san called me 「Rapunzel」🌈I'm so happy💜

I rode Pirates of the Caribbean💀💎

I want to do my hair like Jack Sparrow🐰Maria

Mickey waffle❤️Happy🎀

Splash Mountain🩵🩵🩵

Wonderful day.✨✨

The Cast-sans were kind 🌈🌈🌈They gave me a Dream Go Round sticker 🌈More happy things💛

It was a wonderful day❤️LOVE

I rode Star Tours🚀

A rebel spy with important information🪐＝Maria

Darth Vader found me 😱❣️❣️

I rode Star Tours 1 more time🪐

The Cast-san said 「Welcome back」💕

May the Force be with you.

✨Tokyo Disney Resort 40th Anniversary ✨

✨Dream-Go-Round ✨

Mickey's moment of magic

Thank you Mickey

I posted lots of photos 💕💕

Take a look at MariaSta 🐰Makino Maria's Instagram okay ❤️

(T/N News and information has not been translated)

🍀Makino Maria🍀

[cherrygirl-28]

do you have headcanons for the other Wammy boys? You made one about L so... Just wondering

Hello, Anon. Yes I have some general headcanons for our boys. Well… Kind of. 😆

Headcanons for L can be found: Here

Mello

• As a child he had gone through intense adolescence with him often having rebellious phases. Proof that he left the orphanage at 15.

• He swears a lot. Even if he isn't angry the offence comes out spontaneously.

• He's half English and German. His father was English and his mother was German. Just like L, he doesn't really remember them, neither knows if they're alive or dead.

• His parents were killed in a car accident when he was just 13 months old.

• He had met L during their stay at Wammy's house since they were 10 years apart. His first memories with L began when he was 4 to 5 years old when he would see him working on his computer. He wanted to approach him, as everyone said he's the most genius kid, but he was kind of shy. He finally approached him one day when he was taking a break, and since Mello was a little kid back then asked him: "Hello. Wanna be friends?" L certainly didn't know how to respond to an infant, so he just said: "sure".

• At first he liked Near. (When Near was a baby Mello was like 2 years old.) They played together with some toy cars Mello had brought him, and despite the animosity between them later, Near still likes the car toys he had brought him.

• They've been friends with Matt for a long time. Mello met him in second grade when Matt was in first.

• He prefers dark chocolate rather than milk, as he doesn't like much sweet tastes.

• He used to play basketball when he was in middle school.

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Near

• He's the only child in the group who's purely English. Both of his parents were English. Speaking of which, neither of them wanted to make a family, as he's a result of rape. His mother struggled a lot during pregnancy, and she seriously considered abortion, but finally due to social pressure, decided to give birth to him.

• Unlike L, Near likes vegetables and rarely eats anything sweet or something not so healthy. He mainly prefers broccoli and potato salad.

• At school, math and physics were his favourite subjects. He can easily solve math problems unless it's not geometry.

• He's a fudanshi* (for some reason I can see him be one XD)

*Fudanshi is a Japanese slang word. There's no corresponding English translation, but it describes a man who becomes sexually aroused when he sees two lesbians hugging. The equivalent for women is fujoshi.

• Sometimes he would secretly write various stories about each girl in the orphanage, being in a relationship with each other. Sort of… Fanfiction.🤣

• He was teased by some kids at school, although it wasn't precisely bullying. The toughest bullying he got was from Mello when their rivalry began.

• Just like L, he isn't really sociable. In fact, he's shy.

• He didn't really like sports. The only sport he was involved in at school was karate as he was interested in Japanese culture.

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Matt

• I don't really have anything to say about Matt, other than the fact he may be addicted to video games. He may not even leave his room for three days.

• He's the only boy in the group who doesn't have direct memories with L. He just knows his existence.

• He often climbed with Mello on the trees to throw the bird's nest.

• He has a lot in common with his best friend, except that Mello doesn't really like playing video games, and Matt prefers football.

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B

• Although unusual for gods, B is kind of a demigod. His mother is a human and his father a shinigami, who despite the rule of shinigami not falling in love with humans, he did. Although their love was forbidden mostly to the gods, they had a child in secret. The shinigami turned into dust after breaking the rule, and the woman fearing people's comments, left the child in a basket outside the orphanage.

• He hung out with A a lot until at some point he started having a crush on her. Although it's not mentioned in the manga or book, we don't know if A is actually a boy or a girl.

• His birthday is on April 4th 1985.

• His real name is Basil Jackson.

• He had tried to approach L and hang out with him, but even though L didn't really want to have friends, B kept being friendly and talking to him at school.

• His hair used to be the same colour, but in a long length. He often braided it so he wouldn't be mixed up with L. After he caused the murders in the Los Angeles case, he cut it on his own. After all, it was beneficial to him.

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I know, I don't have any special ideas but I tried my best to capture them in English since it's not my first language.

[abybweisse]

Hi Aby,

first..., hope you doing well?

Do you think Yana has already drawn the last panel/scene of BB? As well as the Mangaka of AOT or OnePiece? Did she say anything about it? Or her editor K. or her team? And if not, what do you think the last panel/scene will be? 😉

I'm doing better, thanks to antibiotics, soups, teas, and lots of cough suppressant. 😮‍💨 Thank you!

Final panel/scene of the series

Yana-san definitely might have done this, but I've seen/heard no confirmation about it.

What do I see as the last scene or panel? For me, that depends on whether we get an epilogue and who narrates it.

But! There is one sketch she did years ago that could be that last image. Recall the numbered series of expressions she did for Sebastian in 2013? Anger, sadness, hunger, etc.

Well, there are a few that don't actually show his facial expressions. One is just of his hands ("Seductive", I think), and the others are from behind (he's looking away) or he's just covering his face. Of those, two are him "Crying", and he's shown talking to "Her" (the cat) because she'd been missing? Then he's just found out she has returned home... with kittens. How that cat has matured! So, it's crying but the relieved sort, isn't it? Something like that -- I don't recall the exact translations. She has also said something about not being sure what it would take to make him cry for emotional reasons. Yet another shows him seeming "Jealous" because the female black cat is with some male cat (probably the father of her kittens 😆).

Another one is supposed to depict "Satiety". Again, she wasn't sure how that expression should look, or what would finally satisfy him, so she has him turned away. She says something about him possibly just leaving once he's satisfied (full).

This adds to my Mother3 theory predictions that our earl's soul, once devoured, could 1. Make him have an odd reaction, like crying for emotional reasons and 2. Cause some major event, and (sometime) afterwards the demon leaves.

So, one of the last scenes could be whatever that emotional crying really looks like for him... and the very last panel could be of him walking away, finally satisfied (post from Feb 2021). Here's a short post from Jan 2018, another from Aug 2017, July 2017, and a couple separate threads that started in Dec 2015... so my thoughts on this honestly haven't changed too much since I first got started on Mother3 theory, back in December 2015. 😆

A little bit like Jane removing her maid's apron and walking away, Sebastian might doff parts of his butler uniform (assuming he was still wearing it until then), give one last look -- perhaps a smile or a few words -- and then turn to leave.

A sketch from 2017 and the "Satiety" sketch from 2013:

That's if the actual end of the series features him. If not, idk. An image of the survivors getting on with their lives, I suppose.

But I'd kind of like to think he might narrate an epilogue, even if he's not prominently featured in it. Then he could pop up to make his final exit.

[nezuchuuko]

Oh you meant the translator! Then yeah this was translated by Caleb Cook, but lol I personally don’t take issues with his translations, and found fans were irrationally harsh about them.

Plus I believe he doesn’t get final say about certain changes made to his translations. In general official English releases can take a bit liberties with the wording just to convey what is said in Japanese in a smoother way.

Translating Japanese to English in a straightforward manner can lead to some truly awkward phrasing 😆

And thanks! I do a lot of this type of stuff as a hobby so ☺️

Bakugou might as well be talking to all of twitter. The whole internet even.