#I feel like a damn clown 🤡
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"I reached out, but no such luck." So it isn't Kevin, good to know.
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More old stuff— feat. Sans
#deltarune#undertale#sans the skeleton#fanart#kris deltarune#a little bit of papyrus if you squint#used to have a massive crush on sans but now it just feels like a distant memory#like im some kind of sans reader insert connoisseur— skskkskskskks#but no AU stuff. its nice. yes. but not my cup of tea#coming out of the damn closet as a delulu clown🤡#you can see who are the behaved sans enjoyers to the ones that arent based on how they enjoy seeing/enjoy drawing sans#i know its weird but trust me. if you've been in the maze long enough– you'll see the pattern too
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Not me just realising how difficult it is to write fight scenes...
#and i got a whole damn IF filled with it#feeling like a clown rn 🤡#but I'll still make it good idc 💪😤#you can always trust me to be a perfectionist in a way 😭#lucid fate if
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not so perfect strangers | ln4 smau
PAIRING: lando norris x private fem!reader SUMMARY: after getting completely splashed by a passing car, y/n throws all 'stranger danger' warnings out the window and hitches a ride home.
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[ caption: OMFG THIS CAR JUST SPLASHED ME NOW I'M SOAKED😭😭😭 couldn't even see the driver ughh ]
[ caption: it's been almost 1 hr and i still look like a wet rat🙃 soo guess who's hitching a ride? (if i don't update within 2 hrs CALL THE POLICE PLS) ]
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[ caption: no need to worry anymore, your girl made it back home🙂↕️ ]
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yourusername "stranger danger" but not this one !! 🙂↕️
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yourfriend girl what- is this who I think it is???
yourusername 🤭🤭
yourbestfriend UHM DINNER TOOO????
yourusername messaging u rn girly🏃♀️🏃♀️
landonorris Again soon?👀
yourusername again tmrw? landonorris Again tomorrow. yourbestfriend what. the. fuck.
yourfriend pretty girl <33
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[ caption: Day 2 ]
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[ caption 1: mixing friend groups >>> ] [ caption 2: another day, another slay 🙂↕️ ]
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yourusername posted to her close friends!
[ caption 1: lol ] [ caption 2: bye ]
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[ caption 1: this is awkward ahaha... how about we all just forget about my silly goofy little story FOREVER AGO pretty please😁 ]
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story replies:
yourbestfriend "he's dead to me"🤡🤡
yourusername pfft tomato tomato right ahaha 😁
yourfriend folding after only 5 days is clown shit lmfao
yourfriend LMAOOO where did all that energy go??
yourusername new phone who dis😀
yourfriend Y/N STAND TF UP OMFG???
yourusername b-but pretty flowers🥺 yourfriend a lost cause I see...
yourfriend I spy with my little eye a whole damn circus!
yourfriend so real tbh
yourusername i knew you'd get me babe 🙂↕️
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[ caption: STOP EATING ME UP IN THE REPLIES OMFG?? PLS FRIENDS I'M JUST A GIRLLL ]
A few months later...
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f1gossipofficial According to this picture sent to us by a fan in China, it seems Lando Norris has brought Y/N along with him for the upcoming Grand Prix.
The duo has been the subject of rumours and sightings together for a while now. Could this weekend finally mark the debut of a new wag?
They certainly appear close in the photo! 👀
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username just fell to my knees in walmart🧎♂️
username aw that picture is so cuteee i already love them together <33
username i feel like she's stuck up tbh cause i've been requesting to follow her for almost a month now and nothing. like girl you're not that important please😒
username uhmm...you're a weirdo username lmaooo how about you go live your life then if she isn't that important what💀
username I saw them too!! I asked for a pic with lando and she was super sweet and took it for us :)
username aw that makes me happy to hear username she did the same for me in monaco 🫶
username she gives bad vibes...
username y'all say that about everyone omg stfu
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[ caption 1: entering my lucky charm era hmm?👀 ] [ caption 2: AHHH P2 OMFG!!!! SO PROUD OF U LAN ❤️ ❤️ (you're welcome also 😌) ]
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username rip lando's single era 😞💔
username crying and throwing up fr
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username day 593 of begging you to make your insta public🥹 username with the way y'all treated Luisa I doubt that will happen username who tf is y'all?🤨
username P2 LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOO
username ik everyone's been hating but I actually like that y/n's super private bc it shows she's with him for the right reasons :)
username right she seems genuine 🫶
username so proud of you lando 🧡🧡
username LAST PIC SHOULD BE MEEE
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#f1 smau#f1 fanfic#f1 x reader#lando norris#lando norris x reader#ln4#ln4 x reader#ln4 imagine#f1 imagine#ln4 x you#lando norris smau#lando norris x female reader#lando x y/n#lando x you#lando norris fanfic#smau#lando norris fluff#lando norris imagine#f1 instagram au#fanfic#f1 fic#lando x reader#ln4 fic#f1 scenario#formula 1 x reader#formula 1 fanfic#formula 1#lando norris one shot#formula 1 x you
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An honest mistake on TV leads to you and Timothée going back and forth on Instagram
Timothèe Chalamet x Famous!Reader
Face Claim Jenna Ortega
A/n I love social media AUs.
Part 1 Part 2 Part 3
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allthingsy/n In Y/n's autocomplete interview she said her biggest celeb crush is Timothee Chalamet. Like. Gurl same. 😍
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rosiecheeks She was so cute in that interview 🥹
y/nqueen I feel like I know so much more about her now
holllyaddams She's just like ussssss
timotheeee I'd die for him ngl
y/nlife Why do I ship it?
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celebgossip Timothée Chalamet on The Late Late Show admits he doesn't know who Y/n L/n is. When asked about her recent admittance that he is her celeb crush, the Little Women actor replied with "Who dat?" A little bit awkward for Miss L/n.
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hannahbee He said it and laughed, he wasnt being rude???? Ppl make shit from nothing
rihannaisbae Please. She does two movies and thinks she's the shit.
ryanslife Exactly. Who tf is she?
y/nnn Star of the Number 1 show on Netflix rn?????? Stop clowning 🤡
bibaby He better be playin 💀😭
sarahwicks he be lying for the clout stg
itsgiving She's at home crying rn
Texts Between Zendaya and Timothée
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yourinstagram Do you know me now? @.elle
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elle 🩷🩷
arianagrande ❤️🔥
melissabarrera That's my sister 🥹😍
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jack_quaid I think you'll find I'M the scream queen
yourinstagram You the ✨️drama✨️ queen
scream21fan She really said do you know me now 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾 we stann
y/nismother Not her calling out Timmy 💀
y/nstann I'm SCREAMING
timmyfan @.tchalamet @.tchalamet
britney.bitch 🩷Barbie🩷Era🩷
randomguy32 @.tchalamet
Texts Between Florence Pugh and Timothée
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tchalamet Hi Barbie👋🏻🩷
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user194 Guysssssss is this beefing or is this flirting?!
user92 This is flirting 💯
user724 Have they even met each other? He said he doesn't know Y/n???
elle 🩷🩷
user23 @.elle ships it
florencepugh A King 😍
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tomholland2013 Real men wear pink
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user847 No such thing as coincidence
user1748 This is a response to Y/n we ALL know it!!!!
user01 Y/n's in the likes!! 🚨🚨
user9374 @.yourinstagram @.yourinstagram
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melissaandy/n I'm losing my MIND. Melissa posted this on her story a week after Timothee Chalamet posted him standing in front of Y/n's Wednesday poster. WHATS HAPPENING?!?!
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user8273 I don't get it???
user61535 Dune is Timothees movie
user8273 Yeah but what's happening???
user16 Basically. Y/n said Timothee was her celeb crush. When Tim got asked about her he said Who dat. Y/n posted her Elle cover and said Do you know me now? And THEN Tim posted two pics of him in pink suits saying Hi Barbie (Y/ns Elle shoot was in pink) AND THEN Tim took a pic of him in front of a Wednesday poster saying Ever feel like the universe is tryna tell you something? Me either. And now we're here. No one knows if they beefing or joking
user177 Previously on.... 🤣🤣🤣
user8883 I'm soooo here for this
user0374 I can't put my damn phone down
user1273 No but seriously... are they beefing or no?
user1736 Nahhh. This is pure banter
user8174 agreed.
user8827 Totally. They're making a big joke out of it
#famous!reader#actress!reader#social media au#timothee chamalet#timothée chalamet#timothee x reader#timothee x y/n#fake insta post#instagram au
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Kazutora Relationship Headcanons
♡ SFW & NSFW, Timeskip!Tora, afab!reader, oral->fem receiving, sex, fluff ♡
note: Kazutora brainrot go brrrr ✨
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♡ He's clingy asf, big on pda too
♡ Loves when you call him Tora or say he's your tiger (he lowkey gets bricked up from it)
♡ Doesn't put your relationship out there at first because he's scared for your safety/doesn't want to put you at risk of being attacked (by Kisaki the big bad clown 🤡)
♡ Talks about you to Chifuyu 24/7 (Chifuyu is sick of your name at this point)
♡ You go with him when he visits Baji 's grave to provide emotional support (you're his emotional support human)
♡ He feels the most comfortable when he's with you
♡ Like I mentioned in my oral headcanons, he is touch and affection starved and you got him whipped
♡ You make him want to take better care of his mental health (you inspired him to go to therapy)
♡ NSFW (with a dash of fluff) ♡
♡ Loves eating you out, you could fix this man a michelin star, Gordon Ramsey level meal and he would still decide that you're the best dish
♡ For sure a switch, an absolute sub when he's really needy tho
♡ Will do literally anything you tell him to. Want him to be rougher? He's breaking the bed like that scene in the twilight saga. Want to peg him? He'll buy you a strap! Wanna have a threesome? Nah that's off limits, he wants you all to himself 😭
♡ Madly in love (obsessed) with you and sees sex as a super intimate bonding moment between you two
♡ His moans are angelic and you can't convince me otherwise
♡ Loves when you pull on his hair, he won't say anything but you can tell (his dick twitches when you do it)
♡ You were each other's first 🤭
♡ The tip is sensitive (he whimpers when he puts it in fr 😫)
♡ He damn near cried when you let him hit it raw (wrap it before you tap it guys, safe sex is hot)
♡ Likes to leave hickeys and bite marks on you, especially on your thighs while he eats you out
♡ Loves when you kiss the beauty mark under his eye and when you kiss the side of his neck where his tattoo is
♡ Would get immediately bricked if you told him you wanted to get a tattoo to match his
♡ Will absolutely fold if you call him pet names (call him your husband and you won't be leaving the bedroom for a while)
♡ Likes sloppy kisses (bonus points if you give him sloppy kisses on his dick 🤭)
♡ Likes positions where he can see your pretty face
♡ 100% a pleaser during sex, makes sure you cum before him
♡ Will fuck you when you're on your period (a little blood on the sword doesn't bother him)
♡ Last few are a bit more fluffy ♡
♡ Would definitely get a piercing or another tattoo if you asked him (the type to get your name tatted on him)
♡ He buys you pads/tampons, pain meds, and your favorite snacks when you're on your period (I headcanon him as having a good memory, so he for sure keeps track of your cycle)
♡ Gets excited when your cycle is late (he thinks you're pregnant and he lowkey really wants to start a family with you)
♡ Wanted to marry you the moment he laid eyes on you (it sounds crazy because it is)
♡ Bro is whipped real bad, pussy got him in a chokehold fr
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DP December 🤡🥴
WC: ~1.3k Warnings: NSFW, Buggy x GN!reader, anal sex - buggy receiving, double anal penetration - buggy receiving, some degrading talk, anal fingering, creampie, cockwarming kinda??, pegging - reader's equipment is referred to as a dick and a cock but could be interpreted as a strap-on, misuse of devil fruit powers of course A/N: TY for this suggestion, anon! Doing this right for you is what kept me going, I hope you like it!
DP December tag (Let's see if I can crank out one more tomorrow)
Oh, your sweet clown is in need of attention. Your attention.
He looks so pretty on his knees with his cheek pressed against the thick green rug and his ass in the air. He’s real messy, fingering himself like that. So eager.
“Honey? Baby? Please, I’m ready, I’m so ready,” Buggy whines.
He’s been working three fingers in and out of himself, moaning and bellowing the entire time. His noises are almost theatrical, which wouldn’t be out of the question for the performer - the shining star himself - but they’re the real deal. Honest, throaty confessions of how fucking horny he is. How damn good he makes himself feel. How badly Buggy wants you to fuck him. How he needs you to fuck him.
“Show me how ready you are.”
Buggy moans into the carpet, letting the green forest muffle his delight and frustration. Inching his knees forward more, the pirate slips out his ring finger. With his pointer and index still buried to the second knuckle, he keeps the tension. There’s a gape.
“Did I do it? Is it right?” He’s absolutely desperate for your answer, whatever it may be. If you said no, he would jam his slippery fingers back in and fuck himself silly.
The ring of muscle constricts slightly while he waits, but Buggy keeps it taut. He keeps himself exposed while you inspect him.
“C��mooon, don’t ignore me!” How cute, he’s getting agitated.
“Sorry, babe, I was just admiring the view,” you soothe.
Getting between his legs, you grab the fat of his ass in your left hand and squeeze. The extra spread has him gasping so delightfully. And when you grab his hand and use it like a toy for his ass, his guttural sounds and slack-jawed profanities fill the room and stoke your fire.
“Okay, okay, you’re good. Where’d you put the oil?”
A hand zips over with a tub of coconut oil that had finger tracks on the surface.
Oh, I put it in my hair. I use it to moisturize. You know, that salty sea air really does a number on your skin. I don’t want to look old and wrinkly like a dried up blueberry.
What a fucking liar.
The way the pirate had scooped it out to use for lubrication was too quick and too practiced. Maybe Buggy used it for those other reasons as well, but there was no doubt that the coconut oil was his companion in the moments where he’d cry your name into his pillow and spill all over his hands.
You line up as best as you could. It’s a little tricky, but you manage. Your blunt head presses against his loosened entrance. The way he easily wraps around the very tip was downright filthy. It looks like his body is yearning to suck you in.
“Tell me what you feel, Captain. Don’t stop, I want to hear it all,” you say while easing yourself in.
“You,” he gasps immediately. “S-so much better than my fingers. And, and…unnnggggh..."
“Keep using your words, pretty boy.”
Your right hand is on the small of his back, thumb rubbing small circles of comfort. Softness and preparation for what comes next. Buggy’s own dick is in your control tonight and also prodding at the clown.
Fucking himself isn’t something new. You fucking him isn’t new. Hell, he’s had one in his mouth and the other in his ass before too. But using both in the same place had been a topic you two danced around, leaving it as an unspoken gift for an ordinary day.
“Oooohhhh~” What sounds like it might have been the start of a word rapidly dissolves in ecstasy. “Feelsssoogoood,” Buggy slurs, no doubt drooling a puddle into the carpet.
His body tenses when the second member made its grand entrance. While he had worked himself loose, his greedy fingers only served to make this easier, not completely effortless. “S’tight.”
“Hmm?” You pause. The only movement being your thumb on his back.
“‘n full.” With a strained groan, Buggy props himself off the floor a few inches and leans his head against his forearms. “I can- I can feel myself squeezing my dick against y-you. But -haah- I also want to keep stretching myself out.”
Whenever his voice trembles and cracks, he takes a deep breath and tries again. What a good boy. And yet, all you want to do is ruin him. See how long he can keep talking coherently.
You push.
“Uuuuhhhhh, yeah, like that…”
There’s a hint of a growl in that one. A hunger being satiated. So you keep filling him until you bottom out. For a moment, you weren’t sure if Buggy would be able to take both entirely, but a floating thumbs up assured you that he wasn’t done.
“Good job, Captain,” you praise while running your hands along the sides of his back.
“Y-yeah?” came a tremulous response. “O-of course, of course I’m doing a good job.”
Even while being defiled by his own fucking cock, Buggy couldn’t turn off his inflated ego. How there was room for two dicks and that ego of his, you’d never know.
Reaching around, you follow the trail of hair from his stomach to a broad expanse of skin. A tender area void of an equally sensitive appendage. While you are busy stroking his dick (and yours) in his ass, you begin to rub the empty space.
“What- why-” Buggy sputters.
“Tell me, sweetie. What is it like?"
“I- I can’t describe it,” he whines. “It’s confusing and it’s g-good, don't stop.”
“Oh, Buggy,” you say with mock disappointment. “You’re a creative guy, I’m sure you could do better describing how all this feels.” You slow and deepen everything - slotting into him as purposefully as possible, while pressing your whole hand into his groin.
A whole body tremble takes over and, for a moment, you feel like the entire world is shaking. So you do it all again.
Another low voiced prompt. Another deep thrust. Another grind of your palm. But this time, you follow that last one with a gentle tap, which sparks Buggy back to life.
“-hand feels teasing. Like, like when you play that fucking “just the tip” game.”
The words came bursting out, tumbling over themselves in an attempt to escape in between moans.
“...s’practically edging but..uuunnngh-” A gasp for air. “c-can -nnnh- k’you hit it aga-ah~!”
You giggle and tap away an accompanying drum beat to your pounding.
“-nd I feel- I feel it more inside, m-more than doing it.”
“Aw, do you like being screwed? Tell me what you like,” you asked.
Whatever ravenous fire you have inside is dogged and determined. You have to feed it. Your pleasure and enjoyment is only kindling, but hearing Buggy fall apart is what you really need.
“C’mon, pretty boy. Come on these cocks and- and tell me how it feels.” You cling to the clown’s sweaty back and keep thrusting. You feel like an animal, something feral and acting on instinct while you feast on your tasty prey.
“Fuck! Yes, I like it, I need it, baby, pleaaaase,” Buggy cries.
His hands are balled into fists. His muscles are tight. The poor guy is trying so hard to focus and keep talking for you. Words and noises continue to fall from his lips, along with slobber and drool. The carpet by his face is probably wet.
Somewhere in his intelligible babble are the strained words, “I’m coming~!” Then a brief silence before the satisfied grunts from painting his own insides.
His high is yours, the pleasure shared. Your movements slow in time and soften with Buggy’s vocalizations. The more they get airy and nasally, you ease up. Staying buried inside the dear Captain, you loosely wrap an arm around his midsection and hold him through each heaving breath. The touch is tacky - sticky with sweat and sex.
The window between staying a pliant fuck and becoming too tender and overstimulated is short. Before it closes, you slip out. Partially.
Buggy’s semi-hard dick is left behind, keeping the pirate plugged and full.
He earned it.
#buggy smut#buggy x reader#buggy the clown x reader#buggy the clown#buggy x you#x reader#buggy op#opla buggy#one piece buggy#buggy the clown smut#one piece smut#hey-august buggy short stories#hey-august DP December 2024
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Ow!...oops
Headcanons
How would TR boys react to you hitting them after they scare you
Characters: Souya (Angry) Kawata, Nahoya (Smiley) Kawata, Manjiro (Mikey) Sano, Ryuguji (Draken) Ken
Warnings: Jumpscare you won't see, fluff, humor(?)
A/n: I accidentally scared myself and came up with this. Please give me ideas I don't have any🙏🙏
Souya Kawata
Baby boy
Literally didn't mean to scare you
Scared himself
He was just running to leave school since Toman had an urgent meeting, and you just HAD to walk the same corridor at the same time.
Screamed when he took a turn on the staircase and saw you
You screamed when he screamed
And punched him.
😟....
Say sorry rn.
I mean it.
Literally was about to cry.
"Why are you crying????"
"I'M SOWWY– (y'all remember that manga panel LMAO) I DIDN'T MEAN TO SCARE YO–"
"SOUYA CALM DOWN"
If his brother finds out
Lol
R.i.p
You will be missed
Just give him kisses, and he'll be fine
Also give him bonus cuddles
Just because he's Souya <3
Nahoya Kawata
Not baby boy
Mf did that on purpose
Made you watch a horror film
At his house
Late at night
With a storm happening
🤡
Asshole? Asshole.
Watched the movie 3 times to remember when the jumpscares happen
Probably pissed himself 5 times whilst doing so
When one was about to happen, he excused himself to go to the bathroom.
Bathroom my ass
After like a minute of being gone, he quietly creeped behind the couch so he could scare you EXACTLY when the jumpscare occurred
Managed to do it
You got so scared when he grabbed your shoulders that with all your strength, you grabbed him by the arms and flipped him over your head on the ground in front of you
Near broke the damn coffee table
He was like "😃....😧"
His smile dropped
"Y/n what the fuck."
WDYMMM
Then he got up and sat on the couch next to you
"...."
"...."
He started laughing
Kick him in the balls pls
Manjiro Sano
Now this
This is bullshit
Didn't even feel bad about it
Y'all we're just laying in his bed
Minding your own damn business
When he decided
"Your business? Nah, mine."
He screamed
Yep
Out of nowhere, he let out the most blood curling, teeth gritting, toe gripping scream you heard
You screamed too
Y'all were probably screaming for a solid 5 minutes before Shinichiro- Oh wait, he's dead - Emma came up to shut your mouths.
He had the worst smile plastered on his face
You punched his dick
Full on
With all your might
He screamed
Again
And you laughed
Who's the asshole now?
Ryuguji Ken
Man how do I start here
You don't even know why he did it
He doesn't know why he did it
"I wanted to have some fun."
Did you pull that excuse out your ass?
Probably
You were sleeping peacefully
An angel in his eyes
But he didn't give a fuck
Put on the cheapest, most fake ass clown mask he could find and stood in front of you
Leaned a little too far and lost balance
Fell on top of you
You woke up from the air being knocked out of your lungs
You looked at him
He looked at you
"Y/n—"
Bam boom
Punched him right in the nose and ran away
He removed the mask and ran after you
Jokes on him you were standing behind the door with a bat
BAM
Right in the head
"DRAKEN?!"
You're the reason he's dead.
#nahoya kawata x reader#tokyo revengers#x reader#nahoya kawata#draken#draken x you#tokyo revengers sano manjiro#mikey x reader#souya kawata#souya x reader#smiley#smiley x reader#angry#angry x reader#manjiro sano x you#ken ryuguji#ken ryuguji x reader#headcanon#tokyo revengers headcanons
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a part of this may have been washed already, who cares lol. that won’t stop us from doing some mental gymnastics to make it sweet cause it’s all cpn anyway. for me, i’m already happy with their unintentional ( or is it? ) couple outfit at the airport. and yibo wearing a shirt that says “sporty & rich” which is well — a fact. lol. and feeds into the whole “young master” vibe that fans are seeing with him lately.
take this as an exercise on how clowning works. and once we get more information, it gets “washed” or feel free to take what you want. this is related to xz’s post on weibo. i love analyzing his posts because it’s personal and i feel like it gives us more clues. the first thing will be the gorgeous flower arrangement. 💐
i was thinking maybe it was his drama wrap-up bouquet, but we didn’t get to see it in the bts.
the choice is interesting because it combines flowers and that same ( i forgot what it’s called sorry ) red/circular things we saw years back. that has it’s own cpn/backstory that i discussed here. basically, that’s not his bouquet from the OOL team when the show wrapped but that’s the photo (p1) that he shared. so we think it’s from Bobo. and now he shared (p4) that has lots of very expensive flowers. the other arrangement on his post was from Tod’s and looked more appropriate for Dragon Boat Festival. but this one looks more romantic if i do say so myself.
and the rose (juliet) given is esspensive!!! who could it be from? a certain sporty and rich guy? 😏😏😏
next is the damn plate with the fancy bite of zongzi. this one is what i think has been given some explanation ( washing ) from what we initially thought.
so we know xz is mister “centered” photos and everything. so it was weird that the one he shared is not. add the other element of it not being the same size etc meaning it was taken via wechat camera and probably sent off. another point is, we think it was taken by someone else. someone whose shadow gets included in photos he takes (p3 = yibo).
so is yibo sending what he is eating abroad? i mean it looks fancy!
but the people tracked down where this is from. it’s something that’s available at the blvgari hotel in shanghai. but you know what, if you still wanna clown that xz sent this to bobo and shared with all of us— then feel free 🤡🤡🤡🤡
the last one i find cuteeee cause remember when xz went abroad and he was wearing GUCCI re-web shoes? I swear even toxic solos picked up on that and hated on him. now you have WYB going abroad and wearing rolex DAYTONA ( very close to DAYTOY. yes i know he collect rolex watches like nikes but it’s a nice coincidence.
bonus, another closer look at their couple outfit. the shoes. look. I can’t. 🤦♀️🤦♀️🤦♀️
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Jealous ex boyfriend Isagi is just
🤤 👌🏼
So.....jealous!ex boyfriend Isagi headcanons please? A little very suggestive as well?
Thank you and hope you have a great day, darling :)
IVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS! Jealous! Ex boyfriend Isagi just hits different and I love him I need him ♡
Thank you for you're request lovely! Hope you're having a great day as well ❤️
Warnings: possessive/jealous behavior, explicit scenes & language, threatening (not to us)
Pro player Yoichi BTW all characters are 21+
Jealous! Ex Boyfriend Isagi who's gonna do anything to get you back. Refuses to change his wallpapers on his phone or your contact name because "We'll be back together by next week, she's just pissed".
Jealous! Ex Boyfriend Isagi you calls you a million times a day to try and talk to you. "Come on Baby, come back home" "miss you, dinner later? Awe come on bunny you know I want to see you, let's talk this out" "Babe, it's been almost two weeks, I'm getting clowned by all the guys you need to come home" 🤡
Jealous! Ex Boyfriend Isagi who cant stand the fact this shit has gone on two weeks, and nearly implodes when he finds out you went on a movie date with some guy. Some asshole who doesn't love you. Not like he does. Movie dates were your thing you did together.
Jealous! Ex Boyfriend Isagi who might have sent a death threat with a burner phone... but you can't prove that. It's pure coincidence that "movie guy" dumps you almost immediately.
NSFW down below
Jealous! Ex Boyfriend Isagi who still sends you daily mirror/dick pics. You save them even if you are completely ignoring him, you'll never admit that to him. It's not fair that he looks so damn good.
Jealous! Ex Boyfriend Isagi sends almost nightly cum shot videos too. Moaning and whimpering about how much he loves you as he stroked himself, the precum that leaked out from edging himself slicked his cock till you could hear it through the video. "Look how much I miss you baby girl" he groaned, slapping his dick down on his sticky abdomen, "Wanna feel how much that pretty pussy misses me too".
Jealous! Ex Boyfriend Isagi who corners you at Reo's house party to resolve the issue before pulling your skirt up to eat your pussy, couldn't care less that the bozo you were dancing with earlier finds you two with beers in hand until he decides to try and speak up. Yoichi stands and takes the beer that was meant for you out of his hand, taking three big drinks from the bottle before tipping it and spilling it down the front of the guys shirt. Yoichi's eyes are dark as he takes your hand "better get cleaned up buddy, gonna take my girl home".
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Blue lock S2 11
Damn is Shidou’s goal hype lol. The build up and music right before his shot was really cool, though I find the amount of effects being used a little too much (reminds me of gacha games). I guess they gotta make do though!
Definitely one of the two memorable goals we have so far. I can’t decide between this and Nagi’s which one is more hype. I like how their play style and personalities kinda shine through? Shidou’s explosiveness and flamboyance with the music and effects and his “soccer is life” imagery, while Nagi’s goal had the silence and time distortion because of his trapping. He’s always up in the air for minutes since that’s just his style lol.
Now that I think about it, Shidou and Nagi are quite similar in their soccer roles? Both shine the most when scoring goals and that’s where most of their abilities and attention are directed to. It’s like they’re born to just be strikers. They rely a lot on passes and other’s setting up the game for them, they themselves don’t wanna do any of that especially relying on tactics lol.
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I’ve to say considering all the characters and their interactions, Shidou and Sae are the only ones and pair that make me think could there actually be something between them? (The others are too tropey and baity sorry) Like some sort of actual attraction and it’s mutual! I think it’s because of the sexual nature of Shidou’s character lmao, and I like how Sae indulges him. They really give me demon summoner/tamer plus his incubus vibes.
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Still loving how Reo copied Nio’s defence, he looked so scary pressed up against Shidou. Now do it to Nagi :p
I always enjoy cool Reo moments mainly because I find the fandom feminises him too much yet his plays are usually so physical and all up in his opponents’ face? Since Hakuho and team V days he’s been playing like that, people really underestimate his physical strength and assertive play style. And in general, I just like seeing him being cool, going wild, being tactical, and just overall good at everything. Truly master of all trades. In all his games he always be doing the most too, I guess that how it is playing in midfield lol.
On the contrary, if anyone is a princess on the field (and off) it’s Nagi :p
He’s all hype goals if you manage to get the ball to him and he’s not being man marked but otherwise, he’s doing nothing but floating around midair 😩 He’s especially weak to defenders being on him too. Like even in Manshine, he made like one power play against the defenders then just stop completely after 🤡 He just never really like getting all that physical in his plays.
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I feel like this series likes clowning on Yukimiya for some reason. Like on screen/panel, he never scores any goal until the BM vs MS match just so Isagi can become his “god”. They also did not have to do him like that making him think he’s entering flow state but actually getting it completely wrong and it’s Aiku who got it instead 😩
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And then what I’ve been looking forward to the most, THE BAROU NAGI YESSSSS. It’s cute I’m kinda satisfied but also nitpicky since in the manga Nagi’s “:p” was made right after he said “welcome to the battlefield :p”. It shows off his playfulness directed at Barou more. Here, he bleh-ed as a response to Barou asking him to pass instead. Still cute either way I’m just nitpicky when it comes to anything Nagi ;-;
I also like how Barou shortened his nickname for Nagi from “mendokusai otoko” to “kusao” lmao
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How are we already at episode 11???? This feels fake 🥺🥺
Sigh... alright then, let's do it.
- hi Cher!!! Who ya loo- Oyei!!!! Hi to you too! Oh we searching for Yak?
- me immediately worried that Yak has been triggered and is having a panic attack
Me when I realize yak is fucking sleeping on Dee's lap like the goddamn puppy he is doing everyone a heckin' scare!
- but also goddamnit they're so cute 🥹🥹🥹
- heheheh little kiss 💋
- FIST BUMPS!!! YOU DARE FIST BUMP IN FRONT OF MIETTE WHILE SHE PINES FOR PATPRAN?!? YOU DARE?!
- aww zazaki cheering so cutely in the background: my son!
- look at my little boxing family 🥹🥹🥹🥹 I'll burn anyone who dares hurt them
- I will not cry at how endeared and attentive Dee is when he listen to yak talking about how he preps for a fight I will not I won't!
- ahhh... the shoulder that started it all 😬
- more like Yoryak Phadetseuk's hubby 👀👀🤪
- I do love that Yei has learned and is now checking in with Yak instead of making decisions on his own... good job baby!!!
- babie yak has my whole heart 🥺🥹🥹 if this Mason guy is mean to my babie i will break him in half world championship title be damned! You haven't seen the strength of an angered mama bear bl fan!
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- HES A BABIE A CHILD ILL RIP YOU APART ILL UNTWIST YOUR INNARDS AND TWIST THEM AGAIN LIKE A BALLOON ANIMAL ILL SHRED ALL YOUR CHARGING CABLES AND YOUR BOXING GLOVES ILL BURN YO- awww look Dee's feeding Yak!
- this little bitch fighting hurt people to keep his title im gonna sit on him!
- damnit yak BE SCARED!!! We all are!!!
- sir... push that straw all the way down what the fuck is that???
- Met Gala grim reaper is back for fucks sake 😬😑
- oh look! An actual representation of these two idiots 🤣 🤡
- ....okay... clown kink was not on my 2024 bingo card
- how the hell did they make clown nose touching cute???? Witchcraft!!!
- LOOK AT MY WHOLE FAMILY IN CLOWN NOSES THE BABIES!!!!!
- yak's about to say/do something embarrassingly adorable isn't he?
- he did!!!! The adorable clown you sweetheart!!!
- damn they're all so cu- FLOPPY COCK BASTARD DOCTOR SIGHTED!!!!! SEE WHAT YOU HAVE LOST YOU PISSPOOR EXCUSE FOR A HUMAN BEING!!!!
- ohh Taem... honey... don't look like that you're breaking my heart 😢😢
- no. No no no ono nonooooooo no please I'm begging anything that is good and holy please do not have Ter go up to Taem!!!! DO NOT DO NOT! SHE DESERVES BETTER!!
- side note: taem yelling at a vending machine is peak human behaviour I love it! ♥️♥️
- GODFUCKINGDAMNIT
- I'll light a million fires, burn a thousand sage, conduct hundreds of blood sacrifices and rituals if it means Taem never ever ever ever ever has to talk to you again you trash wearing pus oozing excuse of a doctor!
- nope I hate it P'Golf how could you??? Why is there always something that immensely disappoints me in every show???
- awww all the little kiddies giving Yak their encouragement ♥️🥹
- oyei and Cher with a kid.... @imogenegomi THE FIC IS COMING TRUE?!? Ohhhh ask him ask him ask him ask him 👀👀
- HE ASKED IT!!!!! 😭😭😭😭😭😭♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹
- Cher Oyei as actual parents!!! Getting married!!! P'Golf!!! If this show doesn't end with rings and a kid, you and I are gonna have words!
- your feelings have not been fake for a long ass time Khun Yoryak
- back hugs my beloved!!
- you've had his love for a long time to- why am i surrounded by stupid gays???
- greedy little puppy 🐶
- FOREHEAD KISSES MY BELOVED!!!
- Kao!!!! Hello my most perfect of sons how are you??
- oh I completely forgot that contest was a thing 👀👀
- Kao.... do you have a date?? One that makes you smile like that?? Spill!!!!!
- WAIT WERE GETTING TO SEE HIM???? WHOOOO?!
- THAT GUY!!!! KLUEN FROM WE ARE!!!! HIIII!!!!
- angry English speaking Yak my most beloved sexy damn woah (I think I had a minor stroke)
- side note: love that they called Mason American and he very much does not sound American 🤣🤣
- no no no no yak honey no!!
- my heart breaks so much for Wandee because he must feel so helpless. He knows Yak is hurting emotionally and there's not much he can do for him short of Yoryak actually speaking to him about his trauma. All he can do is hold onto him and let me know that he's there.
- your parents are besties, I guarantee it!
- fuck. I'm calling it now: Dee is gonna have to operate on the day of Yak's match.
- zazaki worried for Yak is fucking adorable: the besties we deserve!!
- ...I still can't believe that there are people who get cancer from smoking and then still refuse to quit. I knew a deacon who did that... what did he die from? Lung cancer. 😑
- oh great... operating with the trash floppy cock who doesn't understand the word no... love that
- I HATE WHEN IM RIGHT
- don't make promises you're not gonna be able to keep because this is a BL show Wandee!
- you just said your levels were off the charts you little liar 🤣🤣
- CHER!!! Saying what we're all thinking!
- Oyei.... I see you sir 👀👀 show Cher just how long you can endure 😏😏😏
- okay now I'm crying... Yak giving Yei that garland is so perfect because it is acknowledging everything that Yei has had to struggle with. He was a kid who had to be thrown into the role of a father, a brother, a teacher, an owner and care taker not just for Yak but for the people in the gym. This is one of my favourite moments for these brothers 🥹
- BOXING FAMILY UNITE!!!!😭🥹🥹
- walking into an OR without scrubbing... has grey's anatomy taught ya'll nothing??
- Ter you're a shit doctor.
- DONT LIE TO YOUR THERAPIST YAK!!!
- oh Jesus fuck that's fucking creepy....
- Apichart asking the thing we're all thinking: WHAT THE FUXK ARE YOU DOING STANDING AROUND!!! MOVE!!
- ...ter doing one nice-ish thing does not excuse all the the shit he has done before and I'm upset with the show for even trying to give him some sort of redemption. When someone has put their all into you and you drop them like a hot potato, you get no right to try and insinuate yourself back into their life. You've lost that right.
- gotta appreciate a little sitcom comedy moment 🤣🤣
- TAEM!!!!!!!
- MY SON WANDEE KEEPS HIS PROMISES!!!
- on the lips on the lips on the lips come on!
- FUCK YEAHHHHH!!!!
And that's it for this episode. We had some delicious delightful moments and moments where I wanted to ram my fist through a wall (in anger not in "fuck they're so cute") but that tends to happen with every show I watch. I hope I never have to see Taem and Ter scenes again because I'll puke.
Next week shall be emotional... we are finally wrapping up Wandee Goodday. This show has been lovely and a definite favorite of mine for this year.
Ep 12 promises to make some of my dreams come true: I see Dee and Yak in white on a beach which tells me marriage scene??? Oyei and Cher wedding!!!
So until next week!!! Adios my darlings!
#wandee goodday#wandeeyoryak#wandee gooday the series#yak x wandee#wandee wittaya#yoryakwandee#yoryak phadetseuk#yoryakdee#oyeicher#oyei phadetseuk#boxing family feels#romance#thai#thai drama#thai series#thai bl#spoilers#wandee goodday spoilers
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Still thinking about the time on Halloween when I was out searching for the Fangoria magazine featuring T3 (mind you I was in my Art costume and I had nasty black tooth paint on so my mouth looked like an evil nasty dark void) and when I finally found it I sauntered up to the counter with it and felt so bad for the poor teenage girl working the check out- just imagine working and the store is empty and it's dark out on Halloween night and then a nasty looking clown walks up to you and plops a magazine down on the counter with said clown on the cover 🥲😂🤡🤘🤘
Even though I look INSANE I feel like I need to have photo context with this so you can see exactly what that poor girl would've seen coming towards her LMAOO just imagine you look up and see this bitch sauntering towards you:
(This was towards the end of the night so some of the black paint on my mouth was starting to disappear lol and I still don't have the headpiece or top hat yet but I do have the black tooth paint which I think is the most important, it really makes or breaks the whole vibe of the look imo🤡🤡🤡🤘🤘)
(I really do have that blue-eyed stare though like DAMN we see you babe 👁️👄👁️- I'm kinda serving T3 eyes without the contacts though I kinda slayed ngl🤪)
#art the clown#and I had just watched her manager tell her *if you need anything I'll be in the back!😀* and just walked away leaving her alone up front#LOL#I felt so bad lol I really hope I didn't freak her out too much 🥲🥲🥲🥲#I was on a mission though and I was not gonna stop until I found that damn magazine dude#anything for my Artie!🥰🥰🤪#I walked around my local mall afterwards too it was great-#it was so amusing seeing myself in the little security monitors#just me looking up into the security camera like🤡👁️👄👁️#I hope those security guards got a kick out of it at least because I know I did#terrifier#terrifier 3#terrifier 2#david howard thornton#fangoria
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Typing quirk suggestions for a...
🐛 Pilby 🤡
(Regretevator)
Character Adjustments:
Replace ":(" and similar emojis & emoticons with ":0("
Replace ":)" and similar emojis & emoticons with ":0)"
Replace "L" with "🐛"
Replace "O" with "🤡"
Word Adjustments:
Preface verbs that pertain to yourself with "sadly." (Ex. "I was sadly running." or "I am sadly carrying a bushel of apples.")
Replace "adolescent," "teenager," and other synonyms with "pupa."
Replace all expletives with "fiddle faddle."
Replace "boss," "employer," "manager," and work-related terms that can refer to the above with "top floor."
Replace "employee," "coworker," and work-related terms that can refer to the above with "shop floor."
Replace "dude," "lad," and similar slang terms of endearment with "bellhop."
Replace "evolve" with "metamorphize."
Replace "fun," "exciting," "amusing" and other synonyms with "funicular."
Replace "happy," "amused," "ecstatic," and other terms for positive emotions with "elevated."
Replace "mother," "mom," and other synonyms with "momma" or "mama."
Replace "shit," "crap," "damn," and other negative exclamations with "Ough!"
Replace "yay," "hooray," and other positive exclamations with "Golly!"
Replace "tomfoolery," "shenanigans," "folly" and other synonyms with "buffoonery."
Replace "trip," "journey," "pilgrimage," and other synonyms with "elevator ride."
Replace "uh," "er," "huh," and other filler phrases with "D'ohhh...", "G'ohhh...", and "Guhhh..."
Use "Eugh!" to exclaim disgust.
Text Prefixes & Suffixes:
𖡉 <text>
🛗 <text>
【ough】 <text>
🔼 <text> 🔽
<text> ب_ب
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Phrases To Use:
"Don't forget to stop and listen to the elevator music." A rephrasing of the old saying: "Don't forget to stop and smell the roses."
"God is an elevator operator who's pushed all the buttons." A venting phrase that can be used to express feelings of helpless.
"How's your elevation?" Another way to ask: "How are you?"
"I swear on the spirit of clowning!" A serious way to exclaim: "You can trust me!"
"It's like confusing a cat with a caterpillar." A phrase that insinuates the subject is impossible to mess up, get wrong or misunderstand.
"You have to let it pupate." A phrase reminding the listener to have patience with the subject for rewards later down the line.
General Quirk Suggestions:
Use a soft tone when texting and/or speaking.
Stretch out the words you want to emphasize.
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Why are Gemini, Libra, Aries, Sagittarius so damn "funny"?
Gemini ruled by Mercury, Libra ruled by Venus, Sagittarius ruled by Jupiter, Aries ruled by Mars. They are some of the funniest and loudest people. If the combination serves right, they can have an irresistable desire to turn every event into a joke. While all of this seems funny and nice but the dark side to this is that the "excessive fun and positivity" is a mask for ignored emotional responses. Their emotions are surface level and it seems very nice to be in their social group or watch a comedy show with them or just hangout with them but life is not always fun and joyful. When life stressors hit, they are quite incapable of emotional problem solving. In my experience, humor is a mask for anxiety and the funnier a person the heavier their shadow because they don't deal with the baggage of emotional ups and downs. A fast paced life with a lot of events and energy leaves little opportunity for emotional depth and calming. What is ignored in the psyche presents itself in the physical life in various ways, for eg, relationship issues.
Of course all signs have their high conscious and low conscious manifestations but I would just like to see some repeated patterns recognized. Humor + Friends = Memories but are we actually emotionally connected to our friends? Or we are just interacting with words and personas. One can only meet someone as deeply as they meet themselves. If I run from my own emotions, I cannot offer emotional connection to my friends. I can only be vulnerable to others if I am vulnerable to myself.
The reason why these natives are some of the funniest is because it is their natural dominating personality. It is quite hard to change the personalities we are born with. And then the school friends, social media, TV, meme communities really make us feel like Humor is a social habit. Also, their life paths differ according to planet placements. For eg, someone who works in newspaper column or writes script for TV is dependent on their humor for professional reasons. In everyday life too, we try to solve problems with humor because there is really not much that we know about emotions and emotions are painful to feel.
For this reason, these signs are also quite socially active and like to be around people so that their natural potential is used well. I hope this makes sense. Personally, I have learned to take my emotional life seriously and live life slowly so that I am in touch with how I feel. I am Gemini moon and a former class clown. 🤡
#astro community#astrology#astro observations#astrology observations#astroblr#astro notes#astro tumblr#astrology blog#astrology notes#Gemini#sagittarius#Aries#Libra
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“You know, Bats sure didn’t waste any time recasting the role. Ooo, maybe he was already looking for a fresh faced, black-haired, blue-eyed urchin to play the part before I got my hands on you!” 🤡
The Clown’s words stabbed at his heart, and a miserable wet sob tore from his chest. That gut-wrenching thought had already crossed Jason's mind, but hearing Joker say it aloud drove the dagger even deeper; made it hurt even worse than before—made it feel like truth. There were plenty of signs: how his last few months as Robin were spent staying out of Batman’s way, being more of a damn lap dog than his partner; the cold disapproval that was palpable whenever he was around Bruce; the fights, quarrels, and constant arguments about how Batman’s methods would never be effective in this godforsaken shithole of a city. Why couldn’t I have just kept my mouth shut and been grateful for everything the man gave me? His face flushed red hot with shame. Once again he surrendered to the pain. He deserved this beating, like all of the others.
Second draft of His (ao3) Chapter 3 is complete! After one final pass I can publish, then start on (hopefully 🤞🏻) the last chapter. So close to finishing this fic now, I can taste it 🥳
🏷 WIP Snippets, His, Everything Taglist: @aaliyah-wayne, @ladytauria, @betty-1880, @deans-spinster-witch, @hlg8, @plantixst
#this fic was started in 2016#it's gonna feel amazing to finally finish it#and share it w/my fellow sickos#sands speaks#my wips#fic: his#series: ruined#my arkhamverse#jason todd#robin#joker#bruce wayne#batman#arkham knight#arkhamverse#dcu#jason todd fanfiction#arkham knight fanfiction#jason todd whump#whump
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