#I feel like I should tag bruce/lois and/or clois but I don’t think either of them count honestly

[empire-of-the-words]

Why comics are hilarious pt 26

Superman #76

Superman, to Batman: We need to get Lois off our back. Why don't you pretend to be interested in her and I'll act jealous, so she's not focused on investigation?

Lois, eavesdropping: You want to ship me and Batman huh?

Lois: I'll give you something to ship