#I envy these mfs
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Excuse me what the f-
hermitcraft “fun facts” are so hilarious because they’re always like
etho created the hopper clock! ⏰
xizuma created bedwars! 🛏️
cubfan is a published astrophysicist.
#like huh?????#these two have doctorates in respective fields and also!!! they play minecraft ❤️❤️❤️#also doc?? hello????#hc10#hermitcraft#I do not understand how such smart people are doing Minecraft for a living#I envy these mfs
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I'm so normal about him. like fr. (<-lying)
#bonus links#bonus links wake#loz#legend of zelda#bl wake#he deserves his own post.... i'll post all of the bonus links discord drawings eventually but for now. my number one#literally. been thinkin about him possibly being the next link we meet.#join me in the prayer circle for wake being the next lijnk.#we're gonna get another mf everytime we touch edit from yours truly bc i will be over the moon!!!!!!!!!!#the body envy!!! is real!!!!#trying to part my hair down the middle recently and i think I'm going nuts. flip of a coin whether or not i think it looks cool#or like a mushroom#or like a pos frat boy#THE STRUGGLE!!!!!!
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Gender fucking envy time baby
I think part of the reason i have such a huge amount of respect and love going to the rise turtles is because they are part of the reason I realized I was trans. Now you may be thinking; “ That’s stupid bro, how can fictional turtles help you like that?” Which is valid. But they are also the reason why I found out I might be on the spectrum ( sadly I can not get a professional diagnosis, in my opinion I’m not self-diagnosing because I’m still not fully sure if I might have ASD ) I realized I wasn’t the only one who got help for certain things from fiction characters.
ALSO CAN WE TALK ABT HOW MUCH GENDER ENVY THESE MFS GIVE ME-?!?
SO
MUCH
GENDER
ENVY
Like the fact they don’t have flat chest and Leo is technically trans means so much to me WERE DO THEY GET THEIR TESTOSTERONE GIMME IT NOW
I AM A NINJA TURTLE
#rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles#rise of the tmnt#rise season 3#tmnt#rottmnt#tcest dni#save rottmnt#rise donnie#rise leo#rise raph#rise mikey#GENDER ENVY FKJFIFJ#I NEED YOUR GENDER#I AM A TURTLE MF#*eats uranium cutely*#Raph looks like a npc Lol
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Damn I can’t believe Todd folded that hard for Wallace Wells.
#Like bro was tonguing down Envy one minute then the next he’s freakin Wallace(or is Wallace Freaking him?)#can’t exactly blame him tho. I had to pick one it’d prolly be Wallace too#in any event dude should 100% lose his vegan powers cause he’s 100% eating meat#seriously this mf was playing footsies with this mf and breaking down in front of his GF and everything#shame (and hilarious) that Wallace broke his heart#it was even more hilarious when Envy decided to wage war on Wallace via Ramona and a bunch of stunt doubles#funny ass ep. very entertaining#the plot didn’t move forward till the very end tho where we find that it was another vegan that snatched Scott#also Gideon’s name here is “Gordon Goose”? no wonder he pulled an LTG and changed his name#scott pilgram takes off#scott pilgrim#scott pilgram vs the world#wallace wells#todd ingram#envy adams
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My hyperfixation on Arcane and JayVik has just proved (once again) that I have a ship type:
Wolfstar (typically more tan remus and paler sirius w dark hair)
Starchaser (poc james and pale reg w dark hair)
Klance (poc lance w pale ass, dark hair keef)
Drarry (poc harry and pale draco although he has pale hair...an anomoly?!?!?!)
Steddie (typically more tan steve and pale eddie and that mop of hair)
JayVik (poc jayce and vik's dark hair and pale skin)
DO YOU SEE THE SIMILARITIES
#i don't have romantic types i have ship types#vld keith#lance vld#voltron legendary defender#wolfstar#sunseeker#steddie#they all give me gender envy#stranger things#drarry#jayvik#arcane#marauders era#hp marauders#i'm hyperfixating again#oh lord#i do have a type#goddamn#half of them give me gender envy#i hc half of these mfs as trans in some way#and autistic#i project a lot sue me
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Chonny has been cookin’ and I’m here to EAT
#chonny jash#I am so worried about tomorrow because I might pass away from another upload#also he served so hard in todays vid#istg this mf is going to make me paint him again#I thought he was giving me gender envy before but this has blown it out of the water#tree mumblings
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Always that one person who makes ur day better
I love my pookie
#He is genuinely the best thing that happened to me last year#tbh I don’t even remember when or how we met (they dont either) but I always have such nice memories of that mf#Genuinely brightens my day I love him Sm y’all idk what id do without him#Y’all should follow him in twt btw his art is so good#it’s @/zxxphyrr#He aint rlly active but trust me he is alive!! His dark Choco’s is one of the best I’ve seen and gives me massive gender envy
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the ultra feminine urge to be fucking built like nagi seishiro
#★ snail.rambles ★#nagi seishiro#i fucking hate his ass so much#how you started playing football and working out like a few months ago and is already this fucking jacked my nigga#UGHHHH WHY CANT IT HAPPEN TO ME#this ain’t gender envy mf#this is gender WRATH#how fucking dare he
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dumbass deltarune oc/idea
Since there might be a trend of speech quirks throughout the bosses
Anjle's might be for a word at the end of it's sentence to be spelled backwards
Or
It's might be to refer to people in pronoun form as it and instead of saying gendered names like girl or boy.. It'll just use thing instead leading into it not believing in gender
Anyways, that's all for now.
#Deltarune oc#Secret boss oc#Are secret boss ocs gonna be like alicorn ocs? It might get like that#Worked for like 6 months to make a decent idea for a secret boss oc#Tryna learn the Disney style so I cam draw Anjle like that#Inspired by the baby angel things#100th time you probably saw a secret boss oc today tee hee#Why tf I have a dumbest idea for it to actually be like a dude in his 40's that's also fun sized to play as an lil angel girl or something#It's tbh law to have the secret boss to be smaller than Kris#If chapter 4 is the envy/church chapter then Anjle might fit#Might change name to angle since I see mfs my age misspell angel to that#Tryna bring the confidence to ask the person who made the chart of secret bosses if they can pretty please add mine#Working day and night on sprite#Thought 1st attempt at sprite was shitty#I was right#New one makes me feel better#My dumbest just realized when making the comments her dress thingy looks like noelle's#Ig a gag could be made on how it reminds them of noelle's dark world fit if she ain't there#Btw idea for if you beat in it the battle/reveal thingy. You can take out it's eyes to use as a boost thing for battles in future#Btwz kinda thinking it could be a fake angel like the shit with gaberiel in mandela catalogue#sonadow sucks#Otay bwye gwuys
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Sinist-tober day 3: Nightmare
i come bearing Magnus archives art for this. because fuck it why not. !!
Under the cut: spoilers for mag 120, eyestrain, a Lot of eyes
Statement of Elias Bouchard, Regarding the dreams of Jonathon Sims, Head Archivist of the Magnus Institute, currently unresponsive. Details pulled directly from subject.
Statement begins.
Click for better quality as always fhfhfhfh.
This one was super fun!! like. changed plan about 7 times but pleased with the turn out :]
And I got to draw Jon in a skirt so that’s never gonna be a bad thing
#Sinistober 2023#art#artist on tumblr#tma#tma spoilers#the magnus archives#I am so in love with this man /pl#I need to draw him more really#first time drawing monster-esque archivist actually#pretty happy with it!!!!!#and. As I said. skirt! god the gender envy from this mf#eyestrain#sorry I swear tomorrow wONT be eyestrain-y#mmf gonna go read some jmart fluff now
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“How are you doing?” It’s 1:20 am and I’m obsessing over a musical about trains! What about you?
#starlight express#ITS JUST RLLY GOOD OKAY.#and I'm attached to Electra#objectively the prettiest mf no matter the production#often written as trans/androgynous/genderfluid according to google...they slay all of them equally#like alright Mx. stop giving me so much gender envy#BUT FR THE ENVY I HAVE FOR THESE TRAINS??? Like I've been listening to the remastered album and WHY is Rolling Stock so good. Greaseball.#respectively.#hand over your voice right fuckin now#THEYRE ALL JUST SO SILLY. MY BLORBOS. does not help that I am obsesed with trains in general already#I am NOT beating the autism stereotypes this mornin lads
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before i dyed my hair someone said i look like charlie from heartstopper and even though i absolutely do not i have kind of been thinking abt it ever since
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Love drawing irida semi buff, shes still pretty small but I think she can throw down some pokemon with strength alone
#z rambles#obv she cant go against an alpha but i think she uses the space around her well in combat and uses it ti her advantage#and i think seeing envy went 1v1 with an alpha def make u realize shit ngl#envy is the crazy ass equavalent of those scientists that want to recreate prehistoric animals and eat them#so funny to think this mf got hurt inly a bit on their arm in the fight what the fuck is wrong with this tank#actually now that i think about it#i gave irida like#6 scars. 1 of which is big as shit on her back so uhhh yeah saying irida fought pokemon is def realer rhan i thought#i mena i knew the scars i gave her was mostly fron pokemon but its still crazy#she didnt won all the fights but she still fought hard#tiny little buff lady fucks u up comp fr 🙏🙏🙏#idk why i assign irida with strength but adaman with speed tbh
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I'm Just waiting for my host to get drunk... Oh me, no, I can't drink I'm driving back home with the host. Yeah to my place, not to the desert, my home has a nice dungeon, he could lay down there, nice bed while I ties him good and tightened then I'll go to sleep. I will wake up to the noise he probably will make while trying to release himself from the tight tie I did last night. I'll drink my coffee and then go down to work. And not like many of you offered to do, so cruel. I'm not going to make him suffer from any pain, no. Consider me as pacifis. The first thing I'll do it removes his hand, why hand? I always miss one more hand for our poker games. So yeah I'll removes it with my hand saw, oh guys don't be worried I'll inject him with local anesthesia, i promise to you all, he won't feels anything while he in full awareness, maybe he will feel the vibrations while I'm cutting his arm and see this red splashed everywhere but he will not feels any pain whatsoever.
The second thing that I'll remove is his right leg, local anesthesia and only then I'll start the cut with my saw. Why leg? Coz I'm not going to take him back home instead I'll boot him all the way to Lapland
#mf thinks like kindergarten#oh how to get rid of the one that we already killed#ill alway look for thise cousins#good cousin is a dead cousin#even brother can be dangerous then all#be careful from family envy#its so nasty blood plot#even the devil himself yet to create this plot#by using his leg boot him to Lapland#i do then two closures#as he used me money paying the goonies#it came like I'm paying them to destroy my life#so using hisleg to boot him#means like he boot himself to visit Santa in Lapland#bon voyage#per le aviboot
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there is no one i envy more than people who live with vigor, purpose, and intense passion.
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Frankly I need to get out more
I might be cruising on Friday nights at the local drag bar
I want some action and a partner
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