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what doesnt kill you is still valuable data points for a graph im working on titled "how to kill you"

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sometimes it's not even enemies to lovers. sometimes you get handed the leash of a snarling, barking dog against your will and realize with dawning horror that you are now responsible for teaching it not to bite

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The Toy Soldier from The Mechanisms is hypermobile !

requested by anonymous :-)

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So turns out im gay thank you for the yaoi 🙏🙏🙏

CONGRATS ON THE HOMOSEXUALITY BROTHER

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I think I said the wrong thing.

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Oh Orthur... the employees at this Waffle House seem to be brawling. It's escalating rapidly. One has slammed the other back-first into the counter repeatedly. Orthur! Ask if you can get a waffle! Now!!!

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I wanted to draw something for my favorite album of all time

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@themagicmusicman

Pill Millipede (unidentified species), family Zephroniidae, order Sphaerotheriida, Sinagpore

photographs by Janice Ang

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i desperately want to know what he was wearing that he thought Jude was laughing at it

what ridiculous piece of clothing could Georgie possibly own

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I’ve spent all of today rabbit hole-ing on Othniophyton elongatum of all things someone save me

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folks whats your favourite christmas song. religious, non-religious, not even christmas and just winter holiday, idgaf. tell me the song. leave it in my comments or in tags. me wanna hear

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last christmas man me a sand but the very next day man car door hook hand

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after a long debate with my friends, we have come to two conclusions.

1. martin has never smoked weed

2. martin was a big stoner as a teen

which is more accurate in your opinion?

(btw i say he was a stoner)

I suspect he tried it once, convinced himself he was having a "bad trip" then accidentally triggered a real anxiety attack then threw the joint out of the window in a panic at which point the people sharing it with him gave him 'a look' but he wasn't listening because he saw a small dog outside had gone up to the joint, sniffed it and then ate it rendering him inconsoleable for at least an hour bekieving he had accidentally killed a saudage dog.

Or not. What do I know?

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What would the more normal animal fears be labeled as in tma? My sister used to be afraid of ducks and me and my friends have been trying to figure out what fear entity it would go under

The Extinction.

The ducks are "those that will rise after the end"

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scream fuck die

made in 2024

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my piece for the magnus archives fanzine !!

here is the whole thing, go check it out it’s really cool :)