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novicedraws · 11 months ago
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Mom this isn’t a phase, it’s a life style!
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sysig · 1 year ago
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For Requestober: Would you please draw some platonic/ambiguous fluff of Commander Peepers with Wander and/or Silvia? ^^
I love the grumpy little guy, he deserves all the love in the world <3
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Day 4 - Don't tempt me
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captainreecejames · 8 months ago
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Miss Movin On || My Ex is a Footballer CL16 Edition
links [masterlist] [my ex series masterlist] [series update with more footballers]
summary your ex is engaged and you haven't moved on, or have you?
pairings ex!federico chiesa x reader, charles leclerc x reader faceclaim benedetta porcaroli
warnings cursing, mentions of austria 24
notes lol this is kinda short but my head has been hurting for the past few days so I haven't been able to do much. Fernando Alonso's my ex is the next one I'm working on.
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ynusername me and the bestie tagged opheliamillaiss
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opheliamillaiss ti amo ynnie! i love you ynnie ↳ ynusername sei bellessima you are beautiful
username1 i HAVE seen two pretty best friends
username7 she's trying to distract us from her story ↳ username8 yn, babe, who was the man??
username2 why is arthur leclerc lurking in the likes? ↳ username3 was it him in the story? ↳ username2 no i don't think so ↳ username3 your're right, looked more like charles
username4 girl it's time to move on ↳ username5 she posts about her friend and you guys are mentioning chiesa! can't make anyone happy here
username6 thoughts on the euros? ↳ ynusername :(((
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"unofficial official drivers group chat"
charlie now accepting caption ideas for my post about yn
ynnie charles no
max emilian charles yes
ynnie max no
danny ric max yes
landotd max no
ynnie lol not the norstappen breakup drama
landotd you made this my name didn't you
ynnie well... yes you did say it was better than the actual trophy 🤷‍♀️
landotd you make me want to say max yes
ynnie lmao telling the f1 girlies that I'm the reason yall are getting back together
charlie and none of you are helping me with the caption
frenchie pie shhh cha, we're watching the girls fighting messaged haha'd by 11
princess george "imagine getting knocked out of the euros and losing yn, couldn't be me"
albono aww, george that's a good one
carmen 🩵 that's because it's my idea
lily 🏌️🏻‍♀️💙 I knew it babe
aussie son fumbled the bag and the girl or winning isn't for everyone, but it is for me 👎🏻 by ynnie
lily 🧡 how about monagasque men do it better 👎🏻 by ynnie
carmen 🩵 damn lils!
frenchie pie "you broke her heart, I breaka da spaghetti" 👎🏻 by ynnie
logie bear "formula 1 > soccer"
lewlew make that football and you got a good one
kmags why are we coming up with captions?
hulk 💚 because yn's ex man is messaging her being a dick and so charles has decided to hard launch
kmags ohhh wait, how do you know this nico?
hulk 💚 I stay in the know 💪🏼
ynnie gotta keep my grid dad up to date
nando why the fuck is he your grid dad??
lewlew yeah wtf?
ynnie uhm, cause my grid dad can't be my boyfriends grid dad or my son's dad's boyfriend???
charlie still getting off topic
frenchie pie don't worry chiesa, she's moved on to someone better
kika!! 💘 pierre, he is not saying that!
ynnie thank you!! someone actually on my side
kika!! 💘 say 'don't worry, she's moved on'
ynnie how about none of those
charlie i don't see you coming up with anything, mon cherie
ynnie meet my love, yn?? my beautiful girlfriend, yn?? something normal please
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charles_leclerc don't worry bud, she's moved on
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username11 calling chiesa bud is insane
username12 two different tifosi coming together to NOT maximize their joint slay ↳ username11 charles really declaring war on juve fans ↳ username12 who will win? ferrari or juve?
ynusername sha, this is not what we agreed on. ↳ charles_leclerc but this is funnier, no? ↳ ynusername I blame pierregasly for this ↳ pierregasly that's okay, MY bestie is iconic ↳ francisca.cgomes are you calling me not iconic ↳ ynusername hahaha, let's all laugh at pierre now ♥️ by estebanocon ↳ username13 not estie bestie liking that comment
username14 THE HAND ON HER THROAT IN THE SECOND PICTURE??? YN HOW DID YOU SURVIVE? ↳ username15 BITCH WHO CARES ABOUT THAT HAND!! LOOK AT THE FIRST PICTURE! ↳ username14 charles marking his spot like a dog
lewishamilton look at you two! ↳ ynusername hi future teammate!
logansargeant i liked my suggestion :( ↳ charles_leclerc me too ↳ oscarpiastri personally my options were better ↳ username16 now I want to know what you all suggested ↳ logansargeant formula 1 > soccer
username17 someone should edit that picture of jorginho getting the spaghetti dumped on him to chiesa, but it's actually formula 1 cars ↳ username18 winning isn't for everyone, but it is for Charles ↳ oscarpiastri that's what I said! ↳ username18 omg twins!
username19 chiesa really fumbled the bag ↳ oscarpiastri I said that one too! ↳ username19 oscar just twinning with everyone!
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love-belle · 2 years ago
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i loved you so hard for a time !!!
*ੈ✩‧₊˚ in which everyone thinks that they're done for good but it's quite the opposite.
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for when your love is just out of this world. ˚ ༘♡ ⋆。˚
social media au // daniel ricciardo x fem!reader
prequel - used to love you ⋆·˚ ༘ *
warnings - language
author's note - tagging everyone that asked for part ii @lorarri @mirrorball-6 @willowpains @fluffyspaceprincess @twobluejeans @urmooniee @electrobutterfly @dakotali @ushygushybaby @sinofwriting hope you like this!!! thank you so much for reading, i love you <3
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yourusername here's another song lol
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username MOTHER WHAT
username GOODBYE I CAN'T DO THIS
username U CAN'T JUST DROP THAT OUT OF NOWHERE
username HELP THE BREAK UP ALLEGATIONS JUST KEEP GROWING
carmenmmundt such a heartbreaking song but beautiful nonetheless!!! loved this so much 🤍🤍🤍
-> yourusername stop thank you so much ilyyyy 😭😭😭😭😭
username DON'T THINK WE'RE ABOVE MIGHT HAPPEN TO US
username did she.........indirectly..........confirm it?????????
username ahahahahahah!!!!! im fine!!!!!!! toTAllY fiNE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
landonorris slayed the house down 😝
-> yourusername ur spending too much time on tiktok
username help haha im crying so hard haha
username was this necessary lol
username AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
username goodnight.
carlossainz55 on repeat 🔁
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username IM CRYING WHATCGENNCUCJ
username i need daniel to comment like my life depends on it bc it DOES
username im a child of divorce 💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔
username tears are rolling down my cheeks
francisca.cgomes ❤️❤️❤️
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username IT'S 7AM I CANNOT DO THIS
username mother i am not strong enough for this
username daniel and her 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭💔💔💔💔💔💔💔
selenagomez heartbreakingly beautiful 🤍
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username this is my 13th reason ahahahah!!!!!
username alr.
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danielricciardo we're just two people.
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username GOODNIGHT.
username im so lost rn
username bitches wouldn't be in this situation if they just communicated instead of talking to each other through captions (daniel and y/n are bitches)
username daniel in his grovelling era ???????
landonorris 👍
-> danielricciardo 🙂
-> username LANDO WHAT DO U KNOW
-> username king spill the tea
username im honestly out of words rn
username from "i think we'll work bc she's just the better half of me like all of my best parts are of her and she just balances me out and we'll make it till forever, i'm sure of it" to "don't think we're above might happen to us"
-> username shaking in my boots rn
username AHSBDBDNHDBEJSJAJSNDKSN
maxverstappen1 right
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username the grid knows something i SWEAR
username i was doing just FINE but then i saw an edit of daniel and y/n with mr loverman and im now RUINED
username dad please talk to mom she's in her sad songs era again 🙏🙏🙏
username god keep testing me and you'll be seeing me soon 🥰
username y/n and daniel are just being silly! don't worry guys 😂😂😂
-> username riiiiiight it's just a big prank 🤣🤣🤣
username no more daniel saying "my girl" 💔💔💔
-> username NO MORE Y/N SAYING "MY BITCH MY LOVE MY BF MY LOVE"
username shut up everybody they're not allowed to break up ahahahahahaha 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
username "this award is for daniel, my forever kinda person, sorry i called u a dumb asshole when we first met. i didn't lie but still, just kidding — not really but thank u for being my muse for the past few years, it's been incredible, an amazing journey, full of love and life, loving u, being loved BY u, so thank u. here's to our forever"
-> username "this win is for y/n, the mean girl i pulled by being even meaner to her. nah, not really she's very sweet, she will call u a dumb bitch though. i love her"
username here's me logging off and going to that river in egypt. take care y'all
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paddock.club break-up confirmed for ricciardo and y/l/n? fans believe that daniel and y/n are over for good as the formula one driver was seen leaving the singer's hometown — without her. rumours have been flying ever seen y/n released two songs and fans reckon they're about daniel and their break-up. the couple dated for more than five years and their supporters are devasted by their potential split. numerous sources have also claimed that the couple "decided that it was for the best" and "they were just at different points of their lives". for more details about the pair, head to our bio and click on the link.
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username hahahahahahaha say sike rn
username oh!
username idk man how can u just "decide that it was for the best" after being together with someone for HALF A DECADE
username im so 💔💔💔💔💔
username they were so good together
username no bc them being at "different points in their lives" is straight up bullshit bc HAVE U SEEN THEM TOGETHER??????
-> username RIGHT????
-> username they would marry eachother every week if it was possible i can just tell
username y/n did not say "he makes my mind go like 'forever would be pretty cool with u' so obviously, im very lucky to have that kinda love in my life" for y'all to write this
username source???? trust me bro
username just wanna know who the sources are
-> username we'll be nice i swear
username i miss my parents 🫤🫤🫤
username so ur telling me that we may never get daniel at one of y/n's concerts ever again or see her smile at him standing in crowd and point to him while singing the songs she wrote for him???????? alr.
username im RUINED bc of this wtf
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danielricciardo she's not my girlfriend anymore
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username FUCK U BOTH I HATE U WHATCTRB CYCJ
username OH
username OH MY GOD
username i am not ok
carlossainz55 finally!!! i was scared lando would end up spoiling it
-> landonorris fuck you
-> danielricciardo had to keep him out of the country
username OH MY GOD
username IM SO?????? THIS IS??????? NO WORDS.
username oh they played us BAD
username us rn 🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡
lewishamilton the happiest for you both 🤍🤍🤍
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username THEM ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
username all the y/n critics so quiet rn cuz girl really had us believing they broke up bc she wrote a sad song
-> username no bc she gagged the haters good
username THE CAPTION THE PHOTOS THE EVERYTHING
username this is my villian origin story
username the sigh of relief that just left my soul
username this was NOT cute do NOT do it again i was FIGHTING for my life (i love them sm they're my parents im gonna cry in a corner now)
username daniel saw twitter dragging him and decided to break the internet
-> username bro said let me show u something real quick and i respect him sm for that
-> username i know who my 🐐 is
landonorris happiest for you, mate!!! i better be the best man
-> maxverstappen1 what
-> danielricciardo battle it out idk
username THEIR WEDDING IS GONNA SO W I CAN ALREADY TELL
username this is historical
yourusername this is a terrible way of telling people we're engaged
-> danielricciardo you wanted to wait till we were married and then post a selfie with the caption "we're married bitches"
-> yourusername still think we should take this down and do that
-> danielricciardo y/n no
yourusername ahahahaha fiancé i love you ❤️
-> danielricciardo i love you so much mrs. ricciardo ❤️
username they're so 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
username WE SURVIVED THE GREAT WAR
username this is everything to me
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yourusername i swear i couldn't love you more than i do right now and yet i know i will tomorrow. this love is everything to me, you are everything to me and i know i've said it a hundred times before, but thank you. thank you so much for making me feel like daylight and thank you for being my biggest supporter through everything. i cannot wait to slow dance with you in our kitchen at 4am and do the dishes with you while music plays in the background, i cannot wait to introduce you to people as 'my husband' and i cannot wait to come home to you everyday for the rest of my life. and most of all, i cannot wait to begin this life with you, full of love, happiness, old and new memories, songs and blessings. i love you, forever and then a day after that.
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username WHAT THR FYCK EHATCTHR FUCK WHATCTHR FUCK EHATCTHR FUCK
username IM GONNA THROW UP WJAT TBE FYCK
username GOODBYE.
username the caption.
carmenmmundt love you both so much 🤍 wishing you a lifetime of happiness!!!
-> yourusername carmennnn ❤️❤️❤️ we love you so much
username "i cannot wait to introduce you to people as 'my husband' and i cannot wait to come home to you everyday for the rest of my life" NO ONE'S DOING IT LIKE THEM
username hahahahaha im SO normal about this hahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
username they're so precious to me ❤️❤️❤️
username her songwriting is really THAT good that we believed they broke up huh
username MOTHER AND FATHER
landonorris daniel is crying btw x
-> yourusername OH MY GOD
-> danielricciardo I'M NOT IT'S ALLERGIES
username no bc i would SCREAM if someone wrote that for me
username the difference in their captions is SENDING me
username no bc u cannot believe they're engaged like 😭😭😭😭😭
-> username nah fr i feel like we watched them grow up
charles_leclerc happy this news is out, not happy about you both stealing my car. please give it back.
-> yourusername about that...
-> charles_leclerc WHAT
-> yourusername i am a motherfucker
-> danielricciardo she forgot your car at the hotel in a whole another city
-> username HOW DO U FORGET A WHOLE ANOTHER CAR
-> yourusername SHIT HAPPENS
username THE CAPTION BRO THE CAPTION
danielricciardo wait now i feel kinda stupid about my caption
-> yourusername it's okay baby i can be poetic enough for both of us
danielricciardo i love you so much
-> yourusername i love you so much more
danielricciardo also i am stuck outside on the balcony let me in please
-> yourusername how the fuck
-> danielricciardo lily threatened to cut off my balls one by one if i hurt you so i had to run and hide
-> lilymhe and i will do it again
-> yourusername i love you lilymhe
-> danielricciardo and right in front of me.....
username "i swear i couldn't love you more than i do right now and yet i know i will tomorrow" can u hear me crying,
username can't believe i ever thought that these bitches broke up 💔💔💔💔💔💔
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fillinforlater · 1 year ago
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Two Selfies and a GIF
Male Reader x Naoi Rei
Length: 2341 words
Tags: lovers on vacation, teasing and tempting, public sex, blowjob, overstimulation, face fuck, gagging, standing sex, anal, sweat, body appreciation, anal creampie, thrill of maybe getting caught
TW: sex in a public space, also barely any editing
Inspiration: an ask from quite some time ago
(A/N: I hope this fic makes you say Holy Moly. @writerpeach because he wanted another Rei piece lol)
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“Another sunny day! <3 Hope to see you all soon~”
You jump from your bed. Most of the time, you have no clue where the feeling of deja vu comes from, but this one is still palpable. A year ago, you were on vacation with Rei on some warm, small island nation, blessed with endless sunshine and she sent a similar selfie with a similar caption. Her hair was still brown back then, if your memory serves you right. 
Unlike last time however, you can’t dig straight into her cute pussy. Rei is not on the bed beside you, although that’s where she took the picture. In fact, she’s not even in the hotel room anymore. You check the washroom a final time before looking back down on your phone.
“Where are you?”
“By~ the~ pool~”
The phone has yet to disappear in the pockets of your shorts when you’ve already stormed out of the empty hotel room and towards the elevators. Alright, she said something about going to the pool, you remember, but you didn’t even notice that she took the selfie earlier. Hopefully this won’t end in a chase of never ending teases because you missed the moment she was horny and right next to you. 
You jump out of the elevator and across the lobby, both staff and visitors confused by your hurried, hectic behavior given the calm, vacation atmosphere. Your urgent need to feel your girlfriend's body, to see that face, adorned by beautiful blonde hair, with thick lips and a lewd glint in her eyes, it’s easily overtaking your desire of being perceived as normal. 
“By the pool isn’t accurate enough,” you puff and pant while your eyes go over the many, many pools and parasols and people. It seems Rei isn’t in the water or on one of the loungers, so you once again reach for your phone—just to be greeted by a couple of private messages.
“Still need you to fill these cheeks~ or did you mean my other cheeks?!”
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The wink, the tongue bite, the v-pose. She can never post this picture or else all those horny fanboys would blow infinite loads to it (not like they aren’t already doing it; don’t kid yourself). It’s sexy, tempting, only meant for you. You know what she wants, what she needs, what you promised her, yet she continues to play with you.
Until suddenly, another message. A third selfie? Even better.
“I hope you remember where this is~”
The changing booths by the pool. The unmistakable brown walls and baby blue curtains. Rei has complained about their design choice on the day of your arrival, now she’s there doing tik-tok-instagram-dance-challenge-thingys, flaunting what you’ve been craving. Needless to say you sprint there as fast as possible, disregarding all the warning signs about slipper tiles or blissfully ignorant tourists. 
You’re on your way to bliss, and nothing will stop you.
Rei sticks out among the few people in the area. Her tall figure, her blonde hair, not a second later and you get a hold on her shoulders and drag her into the next booth. The Japanese girl doesn’t even seem fazed. 
“There you are,” she sultrily says, eyes on yours through the mirror wall. Good heavens, you forgot about that thing. It’s going to be so much fun. With a single swoop you close the curtain and take a closer look at Rei’s fuckable body through the mirror.
“You look to good not to fuck,” you groan and pinch her cheeks, looking at her duckface, mesmerized by how plump her lips are, how good they will feel. Rei winks again and your hand is already past the waistband of your shorts. “Get on your knees, now.”
Rei’s smile is horny when she pulls down your shorts while getting on eye level with your cock, which jumps free and barely, sadly misses her face with the removal of your briefs. Rei spits in her hand and pumps you, focused on every inch of your hot rod. Suddenly, before any annoyance can urge you to do it yourself, she puts you on her lips. A heavy push that sends you back against the wall later, you're inside her and have to bite a lip to not groan out every profanity known to mankind. 
Feel her tongue swirl around your cockhead while an expression of determination forms on her face. You can see that she is already planning ahead on how to make this the best head she’s ever given you. Rei has an amazing bitch face, but it also fills you with thread. You have to surrender to her mouth, her lips, her tongue—now her hands that grab your hips and then—
“Oh, fuck, ouh fuck!”
Rei slams her head back and forth, your cock going in and out almost fully with every single repetition, while she gags and slobbers on every centimeter she forces into herself. A bizarre thing, face fucking herself on you, for your pleasure, yet you are about to wince for mercy. Rei’s mouth is perfect, but it’s all too fast, without warning she grinds the top, then the back of her tongue on your sensitive slit. You leak, you hiss, you struggle to stand or think.
“Re-Rei, t-too much, fuck.”
Rei pops you free from her lips, but they look eager to go back to it and apply even more pressure on your cock. She firmly holds the base of your dick and glares at you.
“Then do it yourself, pussy. Fill my cheeks already.”
It’s like she’s given you the controller to a video game back; though this is vastly superior than anything you have ever played. You pull at her hair, force her to cry out before flailing backwards against the opposite wall of the booth. This time you lay your cock on her lips on your own merit. 
“I’ll make you take that back.”
Pry her slutty mouth open, hope she is ready for impact and make her entire body convulse when you slam your pelvis into her face. The feeling of her tight, gagging throat is a lot different when you're in control, not better, not worse, though you like that Rei can take your roughness so well.
You close your eyes and begin to thrust, rarely giving her time to breathe, never giving yourself time to rest. The generously wet expedition into Rei's throat both feels like finding something new and being at home. A familiar warm feeling and alien sounds, your girlfriend's deepthroats are one of a kind.
Rei is opportunistic, her tongue now out of her mouth, receiving hits by your balls as you continue to fuck her face. It's one of those days apparently, when she is for some damn reason completely enamored with your sac. Maybe she likes the hisses that escape your lips because of the extra stimulation, maybe she is just impatient and wants what's inside of them.
When her already generously big and round cheeks are the biggest and roundest, you finally pull out and let her cough out the pool of saliva, two smaller pools underneath her eyes are also letting loose. You smack her purple-blue lips with your stiff length.
"I thought you could take it," you laugh at a set of coughs by Rei.
"I, hng, thought you'd fill my cheeks.
"Loser."
"Okay, get up."
Cheeky grin on her lips, Rei pushes herself off the ground and you push up something of your own, her tight crop top. You struggle to get the white fabric over her bountiful tits, but she is quick to help you by stretching out her arms high in the air. After a couple of tugs, you see the two massive melons bounce freely—or not. Two laughably tiny patches of silk, connected to each other and Rei’s neck form a bikini that is definitely too sexy for this pool, for any pool. 
“You really wanted to go out there wearing this?” you question, a finger already hooked in one of the patches.
“No, that’s why I’m still here~”
“Then it’s confiscated.”
A single pull and the bikini top falls off as if spider webs held it together. Now they are free, Rei’s magnificent melons, round like her cheeks, soft like her thighs, the nipples stiff like you. Before you give them a squeeze however, you surprise your girlfriend by roughly yanking up her skirt to above her hips. Rei yelps and loses her balance, but one of her hands finds safety on the mirror, mirror on the wall.
“Very unlike you to not go straight for my chest,” Rei teases, her voice still stable though her stand becomes a lot less stable when you get behind her and plant her firmly in front of the mirror. Now she needs both hands to not fall over with how you manhandle her light yet astoundingly thick frame. 
“They will get enough appreciation later.” Put emphasis on these words by nibbling her ear. She trembles in excitement.”I want to hear you say it again.”
“Say what again?” Rei once more teases, as you hook a finger into the flimsy excuse of a thong she’d call a stylish bikini, ready to reveal both her aroused entrances. “Oh, that. 
“I need you to fill my ass cheeks with your sticky load, pretty please.”
So fake, so lewd, yet so incomparably preposterous. The moment her bikini bottom falls down her long legs, Rei presses her bottom against your cock and it takes barely any effort for you to get it inside her. Talking about bottom, you're close to bottoming out, but Rei’s cute yet also growling cry has you scrambling to find something to gag her. You’re still in public, she can’t be that loud. All you find is the pathetic bikini, which you shove into her pretty little mouth. 
“I’m going to fuck you good, but keep it down,” you groan into her ear and give in to the risky, yet irresistible desire to plow her ass. Rei is trying her best, munching and soaking the green in her mouth rather than screaming out your name. You’ll buy her a new, better bikini after this anyways. If she’d ran around in that thing for more than a minute, then you’d need to fuck her the rest of your vacation and that would be—wait, would you even mind that?
You’d do it like this all day long, her wrists in your grasp, her body slightly tilted towards the mirror while you watch her tits bounce with every thrust into her tight back entrance. Rei is at your mercy, only upright because you want to. Each inch you pull out has her scrambling for footing, but you gladly give them back to her, into her, to the point where exactly this has her knees buckling. 
“Fuck you’re so… suffocating,” you mumble, the heat from your crotch spread up to your head long ago. The same goes for Rei: a hand on her freely jumping tits confirms it. Her eyes roll into the back of her head when you roll a nipple in between two lazy fingers. It’s not much, but you swear it made her even tighter and less stable. 
You lift a leg of hers, feel the sweaty meat of her full thigh make your hand sink deep. It reminds you of a pillow, a comfortable bed—now a waterbed because her orgasm is wet. Rei surrenders her beautiful back onto your chest, eyes closed, mouth ready to voice her pleasure but she has to keep it shut. Outside are people, laughing, gossiping, going about their lives. And in here, you recklessly pound in the still sensitive Rei.
It’s incredible how she still relaxes around you, how easy it is to fill her with a girthy cock. Honest to God, it has you tripping, forward, against the cold mirror. Rei spits out her bikini-gag when her hard nubs touch the reflective surface. You’d stop her ensuing moans from escaping her mouth, but you have to hold onto her thigh and breast. There are just not enough hands to touch every perfect part of her body—and her lips are definitely on that list.
Your orgasm is nigh, hence why you thrust frantically, the claps of a nye pelvis on nye ass now also louder than any background noise if someone is close enough. You can already hear the murmurs from behind the curtains. Someone whispers about hearing weird sounds—you have to bust before you get busted.
Rei’s fishnet-covered foot crawls up a wall. Fucking is now easier, so you put in the final gear and reach for her hips to to smash her back into you. Everything is too loud, too lewd; Rei’s expression, your expression, your combined groans, all the sweaty and love juice trailing down your legs—
The connection of your cock in her ass as if explodes on the final thrust you can muster up. Rei’s anal cavity is stretched and now stuffed to the fullest to the point where pulling out will cause a mess of cataclysmic proportions. You have to stay inside her for longer, plug up the cum filled hole as it sluttily clenches around your sensitive cock. 
“Fuck, that was perfect,” Rei groans, her body limp between you and the mirror. You look at her and smile for a second. That round face, adorable, makes for great selfies and family pictures. Mere moments ago, it was drooling and moaning uncontrollably. The duality of Rei.
“Yeah, but how the fuck do we clean this up?” you ask, hands mindlessly on your girlfriend's chest.
“I don’t know, I haven't planned for this scenario. I thought you’d fuck my face and I could swallow it all and then you could fill my ass in the hotel room.”
“Well, we can still do that, but we now need to get out of here.” You try to think for a second before your eyes fall on the fallen bikini thong on the floor. You stop massaging Rei’s breasts and instead reach for her pussy, wet and flushed. “By the way, what was your goal with that ‘bikini’?”
“O-oh, you really don’t like it?”
“It’s just that I wouldn’t be able to help myself but fuck you if you wore that. It’s way too revealing. I don’t want anyone seeing the pussy I fuck and the ass I fill and the tits I fondle—”
“So you want no one seeing me?” Rei moans softly when you rub her clit.
“Yes, cause I love you so fucking much, Rei.”
“Ts, looooser~”
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Toby’s Secret Pocket
Why are you telling the only filipino employee to shut up?
I finally got around to doing commentary for this one, so sorry it took so long, but better late than never right? Hehe. anyway this was pure delight and i hope you enjoy as much as I did:)
“Its gonna have a beginning.” I love you person who does the captions and edits the videos- but what is that spelling… [beggining] y'know what actually thats perfectly fine spelling idk why im being mean you're doing amazing love
Completely useless to the plot but all of my comments are so- luke leaning behind tom to set his drink down and them touching shoulders as Tom glances over to check hes ok before returning attention to AJ, idk why it made me smile, but it did so here it is
“The Seven Sins of the Screaming Menopausals.” i am… SO UPSET they didn't do this one. Soooooo upset. I would pay to see them do this one. I loved every second of Tobys Pocket- but TSSOTSM???? Amazing. Would kill to see them tackle it. Anyway im off topic- continue
Sam’s cackle lugh at the suggestion, Tom’s slow incredulous laugh and Luke hanging his head while AJ just stares like a deer in headlights, trying to figure out how to say “NO!” without screaming it XD
Tom: do we love it? (a man after the audiences heart, i love it) AJ: *no we do not tom don't do this to us* We’re gonna put a pin in that one for a moment Sam: *still cackling* Luke: *still in disbelief*
Sam loves using a fake pike as a prop and i adore it every time
AJ and Tom my fav duo(they’re all my fav duos but rn I’ve picked them specifically) idk what they’re discussing on the sidelines but they’re adorable
I love how Luke started out speaking with a voice he tends to use for his female characters and then realize “wait i’m toby” and has now switched to be a male voice XD
“Thats right. Nobody knows that this shirt’s actually got a propellor in it.” Tom and AJ laughing in sync and wholly mother of gods Sam’s impression of a propellor carrying him a little bit higher is insanely good
“All of my products are tailor made” *said with flourish* “I know. You're a tailor” *said with sass* lol Luke thought he could get the upper hand
Luke’s face of disappointment in his fellow mates will never not be funny XD
And Sam’s joy because even though he cant see Luke’s face, he knows its being made and is enjoying being a lil shit lmaoo
“Let me rephrase!” ooooh the glare in that sentence XD
“All of my products are bespoke.” …. define please. 
“Smoke meth.” why is sam always a crackhead, genuine question. Also, are pipes a frequent tool for meth smoking? I mean i figure its possible but-... im getting off topic lets move along-
“I just love to watch you work Toby.” ok, so is this romance? “And i loooove to watch you smoke that meth.” Both Sam and Luke and Tom laughing, brilliant- and im assuming that means yes romance?
Audience: *oohs and ahhs* Sam:... woOw!
“...-Or the superintendent of the school board-” Luke lifting a finger to stop Sam because what did he just say and then dropping it again when Sam still has more to say idk why but it tickles my brain the right way lol
Luke: *leans against the wall and crosses his legs like a smooth mf* what was the second *laughs* one you said?
“Comptroller!” “define please!” Sounds like a school spelling bee lmao
Tom’s slow, growing smile as Sam actually succeeds at answering, Luke’s “fuck” face, and Aj just grinning at Luke’s disappointment at not being able to hold something over Sam and himself just waiting to see if Tom agrees because he doesn't have a fucking clue XD
Sam’s smug, and yet thankful smile as people appreciate his nerd 😭 such a cutie
“Don't cheer over the end of the definition!” Fourth wall breaks, we love- also Sam dropping his head to laugh, and Tom also chuckling(AJ’s too out of frame to see but I’m sure he enjoyed Luke’s quip too)
“Give him an excuse to peter out like that!” Luke reallllyyy wishes he would have messed up lol
Sam looking at Luke expectantly when he steps closer again like “do you want me to continue you lil shit? I know my stuff” 
“You got manhattan-” “Alright alright!” Luke’s done testing him lmaoo and sam still keeps going XD
“You're keeping me on tenterhooks like a piece of sirloin!” Loving these weird Southern analogies lol(unironically, i have actually heard these sentences being used💀)
I just cant get over how Tom and AJ are fully invested, they’re following Luke with their eyes and head, nodding along, Tom is watching and smiling like a proud dad while AJ looks like one of those really interested fans who wants to puzzle out all the hidden meanings and plot devices before the end(even tho luke doesn't even know them yet lmaoo)
“Don cicicio.” Tom and Aj’s reluctant chuckles- they did not want to find his joke amusing and Sam’s overly dramatic smack to the wall
Idk why but Luke’s elegant twirl to look at Sam- theres absolutely nothing to it but i love it so much- i rewound and watched it about four times lol
“In new york city.” “whats wrong with our boutique here in ArkAhnsas?” Sam had to clarify quickly his accent lmaoo
“Its good, but its small, and Im so misunderstood!” oooh dramatic luke!
“Woo that is one small man!” It isn't a sfth play without a short joke lol
I reallllyyyy wanna know what Tom and Aj’s side conversation was about😭
Also luke fighting a smile the way he does after every short joke gives me life
Tom whispering something to Aj that makes him shake his head and scrunch his face- i would kill to know what was said omg
“I was dabbing my brow-” Luke gets intensely close and Sam flinches away LMAOOO
Luke moving away smoothly because he knows the next words will not be kind XD
“Im a virgin” LMAOOO
Tom’s frowned smiling face of “really sam?” lmaoo loveeee
Lukes face omfg XD
“Deflowered me on that date” sorry- the first date??!?!??!? Ok…
“Thats right. I picked you like the last dandelion of the season-” SAM! (also Tom’s raised eyebrow and head shake of “oh god” is ICONIC)
“And i blew your seed all over the field-” SAMUEL! Omg… (i was watching this with my friend and we both screamed “AJ!!! TOM!! SOMEBODY PLEASE END THE SCENE!!)(spoiler alert: they did not)
Luke struggling to remain poker faced, Sam breaking halfway through his sentence and looking over at AJ and Tom both in pride and shame, Tom shaking and nodding his head in “yeah no sam come on…” also i assume prior to that he explained??? To aj what was said or smth idk they were talking- again i wanna knowwww what was being said but sigh
“I cant give away the secrets of my clients.” Smooooooth Luke, very smooth way of avoiding having to come up with the plot XD
“Not even to your wife?” oh hello you're female???? Ok… we stan
“Not even to your loving, bumptious, meth-smoking wife?” LMAOOO adoreee and both of them breaking because of it too 😭
“I was in trouble the day i met you” OOOOOHHH!!! Smooth sam. Very smooth wow
Luke’s turn to look at him and Sam’s smug smirk ahhhhh 
Tom, finally sick of not being included lol: *walks in like the hunchback and a turtle???* somehow i see a turtle idk
Sam, getting ready to be emotional lovers with Luke; Im- Tom: *the most raspy, old person voice he can summon* good afternoon Sam, well there go my plans: ok…
“I believe you have a package for me.” Luke fighting a smile, focusing, moving to grab the pants, unsure, doubling back around to look at Tom, curious and also thrown off, waves hand in front of his face LMAOOO
Luke: *very intruiged* are- are you- are you blind? Tom: what a man can or cannot see depends very much on the quality of light with which he is dealing Damn that was poetic- also is he trying to say he’ll be like… sneaky about it? Like if you're discreet ill be discreet, i don't see anything?? Idk but Luke’s expression kills me
Idk who Sam is communicating with in the crowd but its hella cute
“You will receive your payment!....” *silence* its so bad Luke turns around and looks at Sam for help- helppppp
AJ now also sick of not being in scenes and become Tom’s bodyguard lol
Sam confused and laughing at AJ’s just random wandering while Tom and Luke have a scene XD
Sam leaning forward to try and make eye contact with AJ to ask “wtf?” because hes so confused lmaooo
Aj just barely smiling back and just not responding
Tom didn't know he was there helppppppp XD
Tom’s pat pat on AJ’s chest 😭���
“Hot diggity darn!” Sam ending the scene before Tom can do one of his just spewing nonsense until someone gets the hint lol- and the way he and aj do a lil dance of who sits where 😭
“Chief i gotta speak to you right now!” AJ’s depressed stand up because he wants to be in a scene and knows hes the one who has to get up, but also he doesn't want to lmao
Luke’s lean forward- ready to join the scene, doubting himself- then going “fuck it” is iconic
AJ starting strong with the New York accent to lay the scene, y'know sometimes they do subtle things like that that the audience doesn't even register- i didn't until just now(my second time watching) and its just because im writing commentary and so i know what was already previously said- hes establishing the New York police department for the arkansas business deal and it flew right over my head the first time- anyway they're really good at the whole subtly expanding the plot and providing context clues for each other that we don't understand but they do ok im going insane resume-
“Would it be better if there were three of us in your office?” Tom saw an opportunity and he took it, we stan
Sam giving up entirely, Luke just laughing and aj keeping a surprisingly straight face- but i've actually noticed that Tom and AJ tend to be the “chaos kings” and will not break whenever the other person pulls something out of their ass because if they take it seriously it makes it worse for the others on stage lol and thats the sort of chaos camaraderie i adore
“Constable doohickey” what a great name Luke, thanks “Well fucking great! Thank you for that!” If you cant hear the way he says it it almost sounds like a genuine thank you lol
“And I was just here because I couldn't work out how to use the door!” Tom I love you, AJ doing chaos camaraderie again, Sam and Luke laughing again
“I need to get on you boys more!” be stricter aj. The words are be stricter. But ok. Interesting word choice..
“Woah!” Sam outright saying it, Luke spinning in a circle with a concerned and confused look on his face lol, and TOM LAUGHING OMG!!!! Its brief but he hears what AJ says- raises his eyebrows and lets out a quick snicker before returning to his mind empty stare lol- also he and AJ share a lil soft laugh together a second later too ahhhh they’re so cute
Tom raising his hand 😭 cutieeee
“Ju-just go through the door!” AJ finally broke, brilliant XD and Tom smiling at his own brilliance i loveeee
“Well actually, it goes both ways” NO. IT DOESN'T. THERES NO SUCH THING AS A TWO WAY DOOR LUKE- i need to calm down
Ajs disappointed and tired chief face rubbing is glorious actually lol
Luke and Sam just watching quietly with smiles as Tom fucking obliterates the original meaning of the scene lmaooo
Tom, seeing that his messing around has kinda diverged the plot and the others might be a tad annoyed: we’re gonna cut all this out in the edit right? Random audience member, full of joy and hope: yeah! Bold words to say Tom, and I fear they did not come true
“Wait you mean it was open- ahh…” Sam almost rips his hair out lmaooo while AJ is so gentle and treats Tom like a small child, awww they’re so cute
Tom wanting to be off stage but now hes in the scene sitting down so he has to maintain the “eyes open, mind blank” face lmaoo
Luke looking between AJ and Sam with such delight to see where they take the plot gives me such joy
“Tony the tailor?” Aj feels like that doesn't sound right but he cant really say anything. “Tony the tailor.” Sam sees no problems. “Heeeees great!” Tom is subtly trying to tell them they fucked up XD
SAM FIGHTING HIS SMILE IS SOOO CUTE
And tom sees and makes eye contact, grins wider and even gives a thumbs up like “yeah that was good huh?” AHHHH
Luke cant let the misnaming go on any longer lmaoo “where you guys talking about TOBY the tailor?” the way Tom’s smile fades when Luke says this makes me think that maybe he also didn't know it was toby lmaoo “cause im pretty sure it was toby.” 
Sam looking to Aj for help, aj just staring back blanking because he is renowned for his lack of name remembrance XD
Luke’s excited jumps when he got it right over Sam lol
“Fuck you doohickey!” Sam’s smile at his immense joy, tom and aj amused
“I fucked your wife!” I feel like thats uncalled for somehow…
AJS FACE!!!! COMPLETELY FLABBERGASTED DID NOT SEE THAT COMING XD
“OK! I need order in my police department!” the stilted movements are perfect *chefs kiss*
“Theres a reason nobody trusts us anymore ok?” “Its-its it-its” “SHUT UP!!” Aj has patience, but its slowly worn thin lmaoo
“I was just gonna say its the racism.. Its not-” AJ UNSURE OF HOW TO DEAL WITH THAT LMAOOO
His shift to sam, back to tom, slow, annoyed smile, back to sam, nope back to tom “sh-shut up!” as luke loses it in the background and sam just watches the chaos unfold
Nevermind he has to join it- “why are you telling the only filipino employee to shut up?” SAM!!!
Tom’s eyebrow jump at the sentence lmaooo and sams shit eating grin
“The haircuts not helping chief.” and its truly never a show without a bald joke too. Tom’s chuckling to himself and face scrunch to the audience to not laugh XD
“Its toby.” completely breaks sam lol
Luke returning to his seat after having planned to reenter the scene to be a dick to sam again lmaooo
“Hey!” Sam’s defeated glance in Tom’s direction like “wtf now tom leave me alone” lol
“Are you sure you know about the comptrollers?” Luke losing his mind, Sam smiling in “ah shit i gave them an opening and they’ll never let go” and aj laughing 
“But you know the letter b and the letter n. I watch sesame street and they say they’re different letters” thats cold tom, and iconic
Luke’s utter delight and Sam’s utter defeat are PEAK
“Detective-” AJ ending sams suffering the joke finally and moving on XD
“Which one of us are you talking to?” “you.” “ok :)” Despite all the gripes, he cant contain his own lil shit tendencies lol
“He seems to be a fan favorite.” Hes not wrong!
AJ’s lil tongue bite and Tom’s waving as Luke just cackles- delightful
“And ill go see why my wifes been fucking other people-” Sam just wants out lmaooo
“Don- the don is our jurisdiction.” “you've forgotten his name havent you-” “yessss.” AJ is annoyed-answering before sam even finishes to cut him off lmaoo-, Sam is a lil shit, Luke is helping out and not even being a lil shit because its aj and its usual, and tom is just there lol
“I really think I should be in this fucking room.” LMAOOOO smooth way to say “you guys cant keep the story straight damn” lol
“You three-” “you want us three, including him*passive aggressive look to Luke who is already questioning his life choices and why on earth sam would let aj chose because of course he’ll pick yes* to go talk to the tailor?” Its ajs turn to be a lil shit and he is thriving this is his territory XD
“I want to face to face with Don Cicicioo myself.” Tom careful with your words- they will make it come true
Sam gives up, Luke is laughing, Tom is making things worse, and AJ cant stop grinning at the stupidity
Sam prepping meth for his own sanity XD
TOM DOING THE DISAPPOINTED DAD HEAD HANG AND NOSE PINCH
AND LAUGHING
Im noticing so many more things the second time around lol. This is delightful(also im here to point these things out to you guys so you don't have to watch it twice if you don't want to lol- thats literally the only point of these, pointing out cuteness and friendship between these four idiot cuties i just get carried away a lot)
Tom leaning over to check on Sam, then leaning back and scrunching his face at Aj- cutie
“Oh ma god- i think this- this stuffs bad. I just saw a tiny bald man-” AJ cant ever escape lmaooo
Aj laughing, Tom doing his DDHH(disappointed dad head hang) *we laugh so we don't cry core*
Aj and Tom talking off stage again- i think this time they’re debating who goes up first, because Tom points to himself and y'know idk
“Im gonna go and throw up in the bathroom.” “you go do that sweetheart” unironically a very sweet relationship lol
“Oh hello.*i love how the captions clarify its a british accent and aj forces a british accent when hes literally british* im just a local british man.” (they're in arkansas) “me too pip pip!” “alright geezer!” If luke wanted to make life easier for himself he shouldn't make such memorable characters lol
The way Sam and AJ stumble over and clarify each others words is toooo cute. “Or as you call them-” “pants.” “pants.” 
“Actually, theres only space for two!” *he thought he was so clever, also AJ’s smile because he thought that was pretty clever too lol* but oh no no no, its Sam’s payback time. “Ill leave!” “NO!” that no came from the depths of Luke’s soul and there is now a deeply sated fond hatred in him because of that lmaoo
AJ GRINNING, AND TOM LAUGHING TO THE POINT WHERE HE ACTUALLY CLAPS AHHHHH CUTIESSSS
Sam’s proud grin, Luke’s slow turn to look at him, a… idk the proper adjective but y'know the smile he has, and Sam’s little head tilt of “thats what you get fucker” iconic
Luke preparing to speak to the point where it breaks both him and aj lmaooo them bending in sync is too cute
“Hey- hey guys! I made it out of the car!” *proud jimmy* Tom you sweet precious summer child i wanna put you in my pocket awwww
“Chief- i just realized? Why did you come with us?” AJ is giggling too much now, Luke broke him XD “I just- I want- I might as well be part of this! Otherwise Ill have to sit on the side for the rest of the show!” poor baby lol (also the way he sways between all three having to touch them all is too cute)
Growing a suddenly harsher british accent to resume the scene when they literally just had their regular british accents on 😭💀
“I thought you were going to stay in the car!” come on luke! Tom was trying to help! (for once whaaaat who said that?)
“Oh i liked him!” Luke… you make it too easy bb😭
Also toms cute lil chuckle 🫠
“I can bring him back!” AJ’s grin the back “no thats alright-” Luke is done lmaooo
“Come back!” “oooh great!” if anyone could ever say any happier words and mean them any less… i don't believe its possible lol
The entire next bit with luke having to measure himself- when he could chose literally anyone else is iconic XD
“I would come with you but theres a door!” Good point. “Ill cover.” Silence. “I get lonely sometimes.” Luke’s surprised smile and Sam immediately ending the scene lmaoo
“The comptroller.” his proud smile… tt tt tt. XD
Aj really wants to be in a scene, becoming a cat, adorable 
[attention seeking meow]
“I've got a new… cat.” Aj regrets his choices but hes committed now lol
Sam’s concern but keeps petting anyway. “Its so sweaty.” Aj and luke’s laugh🫠
AJ rubbing his head on Sam’s shirt LMAOOOO
And luke loosing it, beautiful paired with Sam’s disgust is just gorgeous
“I see you went with one of those egyptian hairless ones.” yet another bald joke, necessary and glorious as always XD
Even Sam is surprised lol. Luke literally throwing his head back in laughter and Tom’s pride at his skilled joke XD
“Its a very muscular cat.” awww tom felt bad and needed to say something nice, precious
“We go to the gym together.” do they actually? Because that’d be adorable
Idk why Aj starts smiling randomly and almost laughs, but hes so pretty
The ways sams arm is just resting on ajs back and aj really just wanted a comfortable surface to nap lol, eyes closed just resting against sam- brb im gonna go cry
“Its a fun wordplay.” It truly is Tom i love when his lil english nerd comes out <333
“Ahhhhh.” Sam’s scream of concern thats really just a soft sound of confusion because what did Tom do
“Meow.” [concerned meow] that was actually a flawless cat sound aj wow
“But fro those thirty seconds!” why does he sound like an infomercial helppp “you're gonna have one hell of a ride!” AJ both laughing and having to be a concerned cat is wonderful
SAM LICKING AJS HEAD WHAAAAT 
I don't know who’s more disgusted- sam or aj lol. Or the audience honestly
“Anyone who thinks they comptrol anything around here-” thats funny wordplay tom- i see you
“And ill make sure you're looked after.” His sloow reach for AJ’s head and just… weirdly, pushing backwards against it 😭
Aj’s slow smirk and then utter and complete break as Tom licks it 😭
Luke trying to start a new scene and Tom just… disgusted XD
[the face of a man who regrets his previous decision] so so so real
Aj laughing when he notices XD
“Why’d you have hair product in?” The genuine confusion- plus Luke’s complete break, Aj’s bend forward in laughter, and I assume Sam’s agreement because he too licked the head 😭 thats a sentence i never thought id write…
“Why is there guilt in your eyes… toby?” Sam’s proud smirk lmaoo
“For remembering a name?” even Sam is shocked that got cheers XD Tom and Aj both laughing at Luke’s outrage. “How low is the fucking bar?” 
“You forget i remembered it while really high on meth!” fair point y'know
Luke and TOM laughing, plus toms DDHH
“Rrrrrrrrrrreaching into your brain.” I appreciate the hand motions to go with it, and Tom’s complete break, snorting and folding, plus a puff up of the cheeks to try and stop the laugh and failing XD
“Im not allowed to cross state lines.” Tom’s pure enjoyment is giving me life, and Luke’s finger wagging of “don't you fucking do this to me sam” is wonderful
I adore every time the boys have to sit down and shuffle its so cute omfg-
“You too Jimmy. Your internship is over.” damn. The audience booing AJ for his choices is iconic and craaazy and i am HERE for it!
Luke also losing it is a nice touch XD
Not a single one of them can fight their grins and it is precious
AJ CLOSING THE CURTAINS AND FLIPPING THE AUDIENCE OFF AGHHHHHH
“I guess even though i made it myself-” THE CROWD IS ABOUT TO RIOT OH GODS AJ RUNNNNN
Why did they randomly start barking? I don't know. I really don't. Great questions. Anyway. 
“There was a second door????” [distressed jimmy] distressed sam too XD
Sam slouching to be the same height as luke😭
Sam and Luke caressing Aj’s cheek with the same??? Hand??kinda…
“Explain yourself!” “i just did!” their shared break ahhh
Luke abusing his power to force Sam to do his hand gestures XD
“I recon you've gotta send-*starts grinning because ohohoho tom you’ll get your wish alright* best officer.” 
“Stop! Him” Sam: *accidentally smacks him* Sorry:(
Tom’s screech as Sam gets revealed- but the way Aj immediately rushes to cradle and soothe him 😭
“MITOSIS!” no ok, the history nerd and english nerd are fine but don't throw biology at me nuh uh i cant deal with this😭
Apparently neither can Aj lol but for a different reason XD
“Its the process of cell division.” y'know as much as they shame him, they all do immediately tend to clarify things he doesn't understand and it is quite cute lol
“Son,” Tom: *immediately jolts into action* Dad? :) Sam and Luke slowly losing it together XD
AJ: shhhh, don't let anybody know about it Tom: *increasingly more incredulous* DAD?!?! I DIDN'T KNOW! Aj: *confused* Luke: *trying to be un lil shit* you didn't? The resemblance- Tom: i've been looking my whole life! Tom: *squealing and shaking* DADDY?!?!?!? Luke and Sam: *looking at each other in, should we join or wait or end???* AJ: *now stressed and confused* I swear we had this conversation earlier on! Tom: *shakes head and entire body* UHHHH!!! I guess I was distracted *no i wasn't but ill make it easier for you jj lol*
“Son!” “daddy!” they're so cute😭
“Son!” “HIIIII DADDY!” sobbing-
“If you're gonna take that Don down single-handed[ly] in a scene that goes on for about three to four minutes, just you and him *sam you ass XD* *everyone smirking at that, even tom* you're gonna need this. Its the strongest meth i know.” “Ok :) !” Injects it right away Sam: thats not- *how would you know sam… how would you know👀*
Oh yay we get Aj the bodyguard again!
AJ: *dies dramatically* Tom: *nahhh fuck that* wailing Robbie, I told you not to do that anymore! Luke: *dies* AJ: *stumbles back on stage* sorry heh. I just had a moment, I apologize- Tom: *surprised he went along with it, even though duh ofc he did lol* oh- *eyebrow raise of delight and mocking* You’re okay? *laughs* Luke: *dying*” AJ: Im totally fine!
Round two: AJ: OH NO!! *dies dramatically, again* Tom: *ready to make it dramatic* wailing robbie come on now… Wailing Robbie? Wailing Robbie whats going on?- AJ: *fuck you Tom I can do it too* ahhhh just got you there! Didn't i?” Tom: *annoyed smile, but admittedly proud* yeah… Luke: *dying* Sam: *mildly, annoyedly, amused lol*
Round Three: Aj: anyway I’ll uh- Sam: Oh god… Aj and Tom: *laugh* Luke: *sits like a majestic diva and chuckles* Tom: go on then answer the door! Sam: *if he doesn't actually die this time i will kill him* Tom and Luke: *anticipation and laughter* Aj: *dies silently because the last two times didn't go so well lmaooo*
ITS TOM AND TOM’S SOLO SCENE YAY
“STOP IN THE NAME OF THE LAAAAAW!!!!” get it Jimmy
Sam and Luke losing it XD
“I've got… TEN FINGERS!!!! :)” perfect response Tom, truly
Tom fixing his shirt everytime to switch between characters and Sam’s cackle of appreciation when he notices- which makes Tom smile a lil(also lil face scrunch to not laugh)- is adorable
“You look out of breath son. You sure you wouldn't like to calm down and speak more quietly?” “NO!” Tom just out here making life harder for himself huh lmao
“I THINK!-” [jimmy's well articulated thoughts] AJ and Luke bursting out laughing and Sam’s grin- truly Tom, a work of genius this move, honestly XD
“No get it all out.” [jimmy continues] wow hes got a lot to say “but wai- oh you're not done.” [jimmy has so much to say]
Luke sneaking in the back and Tom’s side eye to the audience because he heard it, but knowing Luke it could be anything and he has no idea what to do lol
Luke licking the knife is so hot for no reason- also idk the time stamps of these, but im assuming Aj did it first in Caesar and Juliet anyway off topic-
Aj’s fold at Luke's escape is tooooo cute XD
Aj the emotional support cat is back
“Ill do it as soon as I get out of this-” perfectttttt ending Tom omfg-
Luke’s lil back pat to Tom in “haha i thought that was funny well done” and Aj’s pat to him too awww
AND SCENE!!!! That was… a wild ride and one I enjoyed very very very much. Chaos and delight and mocking and enjoying each others craft and what they do. Iconic. So sorry it took so long, but better late than never right? I hope… anyway ill start working on Jingle Boys soon and hope you enjoyed!
@snek-of-eden @dawn-speckled @flamingbluepanda -i finally did it, hope you enjoyed<333
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rainbow-cheshire · 25 days ago
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☆нαρρу ℓєχ ∂αу 2025 - тнє мυѕιᴄιαη☆
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first birthday art and i'm already two days late AHAHAHAHA (sobs) happy late birthday lex! i'm gonna draw everyone in their high school form for this series so uh. don't say anything weird (because i haven't drawn out everyone else's adult form lol but i do plan to doodle them some time soon)
the wings were way too much of a struggle to do it's insane, his back also took me some time i think i did better than when i first did it for sua but it looks like a completely different rendering style LOL (also i can post tojo zine and twst scrapbook zine pieces soon so >:) i'm gonna be so active this month ehehehe) (hopefully) (wait i have nothing planned for valentines' day crap) (when did i ever have anything planned for that)
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also i've said this to my moots but i genuinely think i have been improving a lot especially since december which is kinda crazy because i actually do like the stuff i draw now, or i don't but i would still be like this isn't something everyone can pull off so *pats myself on the back* i gotta keep going
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💙if you are planning to repost my drawings/edits, etc please ask for permission in the comments/private message me, then mention my username in the caption AND tag me, or else i will ask you to remove the post for stealing thank you💙
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studyblr-perhaps · 24 days ago
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hello! I'm relatively new to studyblr and I find your posts extremely motivating.
Do you have any advice for like those who are also interested in posting similar content in the studyblr community?
Oooooh first of all, welcome to studyblr! I'm glad I can be motivating haha. As for tips, oh buckle up-
Post what you want. Forget being aesthetic, forget whatever others post. The key point is, what do you want to put out on your blog? Is it daily goals posts, where you edit and strike out the to do list on your posts; little one liner captions with photos; or a paragraph or two describing your day. Personally, I prefer writing about my day, so I use the latter one. You can experiment with different styles, and then decide which you prefer doing. Don't limit yourself to one option from the beginning.
Post original photos. This is obviously not a necessity. A lot of people post Pinterest pictures to make their posts aesthetic, or not post a picture at all. I have my opinions on Pinterest images, and I do not reblog them on my blog if I can notice, but regardless, the decision lies on you and your preference. Nonetheless, I would highly recommend posting your own pictures, because it serves as a good visual diary once you're two-three years down the line. Don't worry about the pictures being "unaesthetic" or if you're not good with camera and camera angles. I used to be the same, but now around two full years of this blog, I have learnt what camera angles and lighting I prefer (I can do a post on that if anyone wants 👀). If you're not confident about your pictures, you can tweak it around in your photo editor, I am sure most devices have a brightness; saturation; shadows and highlights; and grain options. Plus, it's another new skill under your belt. Don't worry if it's difficult at first, the first step to learning a skill is being bad at it.
Make friends. Reblog other people's posts, comment on posts, and in general be friendly. I have found innumerable good friends on this site, some I will stick with for life. Sometimes I like adding little snippets of my thoughts in the tags when I am reblogging people's posts. I cannot say for everyone but I know a significant amount of people love reading the little notes in their notifications (me included!). Moving on, for a disclaimer I don't know how old you are or how long you've been on the internet, so please bear with my overprotective mother nagging but, not everyone on the internet is a good person. If you are uncomfortable by a person or their texts, simply block them and move on. If they're harmful, report their account. You don't have to be friends with everyone, especially not at your expense. In general, don't be mean to people, if you don't like something, scroll (unless it's harmful or against guidelines, in which case, please report the post). If you like something, reblog, maybe leave a little note. Don't trust everything on the internet, and make sure you have fun!
Consistency is good, but it's not everything. Repeat after me: quality over quantity. Don't burn yourself out, whether it is studies or your blog. You don't need to post every single day, this is not instagram. Take your time, if you want to share on one particular day, share then. If you want to share daily, then great! I have disappeared for five whole months sometimes and been back as if I never left. Don't worry about how much you're posting, remember, you're doing this for fun. So make sure you're having it.
Don't chase clout. The clout will chase you lol. Jokes aside, don't care about numbers. I used to be very obsessed with numbers (and frankly, a lot of us are here for clout anyways) but I honestly did much better after I stopped caring. You never know when your posts will kick off, and that's social media for you! Regardless, it's easier on this website to gain a decent following by persisting than it is on other sites (*cough* I hate instagram *cough*). Either way, this site is the best as a formed community than a rat race, and it's genuinely better that way.
TL;DR: Have fun, experiment to see what you want to post, post original pictures, it's okay if you're not consistent, don't worry about number of notes or followers, instead, focus on making friends :)
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steampunk-christians · 15 days ago
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I have been extremely frustrated with my work. I work as a video editor for two YouTubers who, combined, expect me to send at least 40 shorts per month and multiple podcasts. Each short takes me three hours (but sometimes it can take five hours if the topic is really tricky). After 11 months of work, I have refused to use AI for automated captioning because I really dislike how it looks in most cases, and I believe I can make it look better if I do it manually, even if it takes me an extra hour of work. However, since I don’t earn much, I have to do a lot of work per month to earn the bare minimum, and oftentimes, I have to deal with plenty of ridiculous, inconsiderate demands due to the fact that I am so inexpensive.
In January, after some serious burnout due to what became the craziest work month, I decided I needed to "play the game" and start using AI. However, the one I bought and paid for turned out to be really bad. I tried to get Premiere Pro (which has the AI tools I need), but my payment got declined so many times that I accidentally blocked my own card, and the bank sent me a new one, which just arrived after three weeks. I ran out of money during an emergency, and my mom doesn’t have any money left either. I lost access to the previous AI because I couldn’t afford the new month due to the lack of funds, so I had to use my savings (basically $100, nothing else) to try to get an AI. And LOL I actually broke down due to stress, I was seriously so overwhelmed by the lack of money and time and resources to speed things up, so yesterday I prayed to God to please help me found an AI that 1) was actually useful and helped me get the same job done quicker, 2) was better than the last one so I could still send things that I was proud of instead of the garbage I had been sending, and 3) was also somehow affordable, because I was terrified of wasting money AGAIN on something useless (and most AI tools on the editing market are rather useless) and TODAY, after only 30 minutes of researching, I found one that ticks all three boxes, and it completely blew my expectations out of the water. I just did one short and it's unreal how perfect and easy it is. This means that I will either get HALF MY OWN TIME back, or I can make DOUBLE THE MONEY, which has been the bane of my existence throughout all of 2024, because I always seem to find a way to NOT HAVE TIME OR MONEY. This could seriously change everything, so I am so, so, so thankful, Lord, thank u thank u thank u 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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accio-victuuri · 2 years ago
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CPN: A NEW SIDE TO THE BIRTHDAY STORY 🫶🏼
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what i love about these “new” bts and content is we get to revisit some cpns we had from years prior and see something new. the same goes for these stuff from 2021.
references:
compilation of candies from ZZ’s 30th bday
lion triple kill / aquamarine lion head confirmation
is it a cake for wyb’s bday?
here is the xzs douyin update video in question if you haven’t seen it.
everything is fake/interpretation/speculation.
2021, we were not sure if the photoshoot was done on 8/5 but XZS seem to confirm that it was done close to that date and our speculation was correct. The caption for the post was “Meet the time shadow before the finale in the desert”, and talking about the wrap up for this shoot, it was posted on 8/4.
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The timeline being correct is important because this is when XZ wore the matching gucci head necklace of WYB 💕 and if this is right, looks like the rest of the bday timeline is correct.
Out of all the calendar photos & Months that could be featured in this video, why this? I know that it was taken for the 2021 birthday shoot which was what the photos in the desert was for but this is not in that set. This one is in Beijing, taken earlier that month. If you look at the photos in that calendar there are a lot and much better ones to include. So why???
Could it be because of that gesture? The same one WYB did last night in the One & Only show?
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So who was taking the cue? Is this a coincidence again?
GG is known for doing this so what we CPN yesterday is that WYB decided to use that in the routine. Deliberate or not.
Now as for it’s inclusion in the XZS video, I think it’s more plausible that it’s a clue to confirm WYB’s dance move. I cannot say when these videos are edited, if it’s done waaaaay before it’s release. What I know for sure is how efficient XZS team is when it comes making video edits. They can turn high quality ones in a short span of time, for example the euro trip content. So it’s not completely out of the question for them to have made this recently.
In the “box” was also a beanie. It looks like the one he wore in Universal Studios Beijing. The same place One and Only held the event. Can you be more obvious????
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There is also what appears to be a luffy sticker. I wanna know what’s the rest!!!! ( one piece cpn here )
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and the chongya pose photo, which was also the pose done by WYB. that’s his signature too, both of them, but for it to be seen today out of all the photos? hmmmm….
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There is also the “salute” gesture, was he doing that to practice for Tao’s birthday VCR? but ended up not doing it lol.
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and oh lemme add this too, another shi ying x lwj parallel. 🤍
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source.
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fyeahstormandwolvie · 11 months ago
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Twitter and Reddit are both scary platforms for sharing and responding to fan content, so I won't reply directly to anything there, but sometimes I wish they'd credit or post the captions or other accompanying pictures when they take stuff from this (very old lol) blog 😩 (and I know they take it from here because a lot of the edits they repost are ones I made haha)
Not because of ownership - I only post panels or pages and would never claim to own the art - but because context is lost and sometimes purposely omitted, and that really sucks. It grinds my gears!!
This post brought to you by: stans claiming to know everything there is to know about the comics when they claim Ororo is "the other woman" (if I werent conflict averse I WOULD fight about this lmao do not @ me), or that Logan doesn't respect her at all, or that they're just friends (this is something I'll begrudgingly accept and chalk up to me being blinded by bias but, like.. this doesn't have to make a 'ship impossible lmfao better to have an enduring friendship and utter mutual respect as a foundation rather than stalker behavior OR because you needed someone to continue a royal bloodline)
I'm not saying they'll ever be canon again, or that the fandom would come back to life (it's been ten years since they were last canon 🥹) but... to say there's no basis when they have forty+ years of shared history, most of it good, a lot of it rife with UST, plenty of disagreements and keeping each other in line to keep things spicy... please don't embarrass yourself 😩
Sincerely, your friendly neighborhood RoLo scholar 💋
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istherewifiinhell · 8 months ago
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while im here, lets get this out the door. this one... is weird
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[ID: An artificial life form that its in the shape of a large golden women's head declares herself. "...I am Auntie!" END]
tfuk arc Raiders of the Last Arc! getit? huh?? issues 18-21 early summer 1985.
Script: Simon Furman Art: Mike Collins and Jeff Anderson Colours: Gina Hart Letters: Richard Starkings (18,20,21) John Aldrich (19) Editor: Sheila Cranna Original Series Edits by Shelia Cranna and Ian Rimmer, Editorial notes and assistance by James Roberts, Collection Edits by Justin Eisinger and Alonzo Simon, Collection Design by Shawn Lee
my eyes may be skimming the preambles at this point but i caught glimpse of something like "weird they never reprinted this one" bud. ill tell u why. its not very good. its not, horrid. its pretty much just. oh yeah. this is a marvel tf comic...
which, if you trying to make the argument that all tfuk are unique and sophisticated and BETTER than the US ones, or just tryna make a dollar on the iconic stories.... you skip this one!!!
but in this house, we support preservation and revisiting of ANY art. including if it flops. and today that means you'll get a few black and white panels. huh? isnt that neat. you excited???
we'll get to it all. But first. Lets check out the funny pages.
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[ID: The back part of a panel with crudely drawn Autobots and Decepticons floating about, being restrained. Its charmingly goofy. END]
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[ID: Jazz firing off his flamethrower and saying "Let's see if Jazz can make things hot for you Soundwave!" Soundwave, a little singed but unbothered replying "Very impressive,but my armour's more than a match for your weapon…a pity the same cannot be said of yours..!" END]
are you two... flirting?
anyway, ill bite. who's autie...
As her troops fell, the computerised brain of the Ark swung into operation… Auntie, as she had been nicknamed, evaluated internal defences, calculated probabilities and finally arrived at the only logical course of action…
oh...
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[ID: Optimus looking towards an Ark security camera thinking "It would be another matter if the ark's defences were active, but Auntie controlled those directly…" He opens the door to a dark room, declaring to himself "Auntie! Of course! Until now, we've merely used the basic computer functions of the ark, but Auntie was far more than that… She was the Ark! If I can get her to even a fraction of her operational capacity… END]
oh. the space ship is a woman. right
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[ID: Caption box: And if Windcharger could have seen the tableau unfolding in the nerve centre of the Ark, he might have felt his fears justified. Auntie, who in scale is at least twice the height of Optimus or Megatron, using an unseen force to hold them captive. Optimus pleads reason: You must believe me Auntie, you brought us here from Cybertron and you were damaged in the battle with those murderous Decepticons... Megatron lying: No! That isn't what happened. As I've already told you, we were on a mercy mission. The traitorous Autobots sabotaged it - Forced you to crash. END]
correction. the spaceship is now a crazy women who might kill them all. awesome. lol. THANKS TF <3 what i always wanted >_>... (even if i do like the chance to see my guy's rhetoric strategies)
anyway pause all that we have a buddy cop adventure (no 20)
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[ID: Splash page that includes the arc title and creative credits. Windcharger and Ravage walking the halls of the arc, arguing. Caption boxes: Alone, Ravage And Windcharger Are unaffected by Auntie's magnetic force… They eye each other suspiciously, each suspecting treachery, each distrusting the other they are sworn enemies these two… But today they are Allies! Ravage: This goes against my every instinct! I dislike working with others at the best of times... But to have to fight alongside a puny Autobot..! Windcharger: Silence, you aggravating creature! I'm as unhappy with the situation as you… but for now it's unavoidable. Just keep those sensors of yours alert for… END]
they really like ravage in these comics lmao.
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[ID: Ravage gloating, with destroyed machinery flaming and smoking in his mouth, one paw raised to hold it. He looks over his shoulder to Windcharger saying "There, impressed?" Windcharger looks aggravated. END]
SMUG BEAST. are YOU flirting.
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[ID: B&W panel. Both reacting to something unseen, Ravage in a ready stance, possible aggressive or alarmed. Windcharger, slightly behind him looking scared/startled. END]
he said NO PICKLES!
okay back to the hostage situation
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ID: B&W panels. Optimus and Megatron still surround by a field of energy restraining them. Optimus his eyes glowing, says "You fool, Megatron! Do you think for a moment that she'll let one of us just walk away? She's playing with us. Unless we break free she'll slaughter us all!" Megatron has a brow raised: Oh… I see. Yes, you could be right. Well, in that case… I may be able to set us free! END]
ACTUALLY. hysterical. sorry i see any extremely funny megs moments and im like. how beast wars of him. i like other meg's too but. fgsdj. well...
btw he has a connection to a black hole? always has?? its from the toy box or smth idk
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[ID: In colour again. Caption boxes: Optimus Prime and Megatron await the judgement of Auntie. But, while she considers her verdict, Megatron concentrates... A strange, unearthly energy flows around him, threatening to engulf him... But he is Megatron, and he will make the power serve him! In full body, Megatron is tensed in effort, teeth grit. A dark and sparkling energy wreaths around him.
ENTER: his dark magical girl era....
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[ID: Caption box: Megatron lands well, Optimus Prime does not! Smaller drawings, Megatron lands daintily on the point of one foot, his arms raised above his head, somewhat like a dancer. Optimus plummets like a heap, landing on his side, thigh and forearm slamming into the ground. END]
LOOK AT THIS SHIT. lol
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[ID: Tiny drawing. Megatron hands still raised, gracefully. One hand wreathed in glowing energy, being directed near Prime, still on the ground. END]
hes a beauty, hes a grace, he wants... to melt your face.
oh yeah anyway ravage gets auntie
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[ID: Caption box: But Ravage is faster... Ravage leaping passed or perhaps INTO Auntie's open mouth as she screams "Nooooo" Ravage tearing into whatever golden mechanical workings make up her physical being. Caption box: And Auntie 'dies' for a second time. END]
cool. i love what we did here today. really valuable addition to the lore. and a win for feminism
and then windcharger launched megatron out of the arc thru the volcano and into space. no yeah. he can do that i guess.
its dumb, tho also funny. it hates women. its comics. GOODBYE.
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[ID: Tiny drawing of Ravage pouncing. END]
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golbrocklovely · 1 year ago
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I find it funny how fans in the same sentence complain about m being fake, being a clout chaser and not having a job and mention that shea and stas were way better. They all 3 had work done, both shea and stas did things to profit of off snc. Like you literally only know about them cause of snc. I never watched shea's streams cause of time difference but from what I heard she literally is airing out colby's private business on there. And what jobs do they have? Stas went multiple times to vegas with snc and did what while the boys were editing?! How is that different than m visiting colby in vegas doing probably nothing? Not to mention that both stas and shea also post a lot of bikini/ half naked pictures on instagram. To me they not that different from each other. Make it make sense.
i agree with pretty much everything you said.
if we're honest, the reason why fans hate m so much is bc she is getting to do what shea and stas didn't - date colby. those two did everything in their power to make it seem like they had something going on, but colby (and even they themselves) would deny it all the time. but m is the one actual girl we can name that is truly dating colby. whether it's serious or not is not up for us to decide on, but it's clear they are together.
and also - let's be brutually honest here - a lot of fans hate her bc she's hot. it's just that simple lol
tbh idc (and don't understand why anyone else for that matter) what any of the girls do for a living. some of them are privileged enough to rely on their parents and not have to get a real job. some have to actually get one. it is what it is. i'm not here to judge on that.
but i do 1000% agree on the "you literally only know about them cause of snc". snc are popular and well known, they have millions of eyes on them at all times. if you're really gonna say m is using colby strictly just bc she has less followers than him, then call out EVERY GIRL he's been friends with. bc they all have less than him.
shea literally buys followers for insta. and before that the only reason anyone knew her was bc of adventure buddies. and stas was known bc of kat. like… why are we even having this discussion lol
and yes, shea is in fact airing out everything to do with colby. her fans say it's bc she's allowed to vent and complain about what went down. sure, if that's all she was doing, i would get it. but that's not what she's doing. she's bragging about how much she helped him, how he went thru multiple life crisis and she was there for him. she's written tons of poetry, basically full on admitting that whole chapters (and her insta captions) are about him. and then on top of all of this, she can't even keep her own story together on what they really were or the timeline of things. she's not a reliable narrator, but none of her fans care bc to them this is just another way they get to hate on colby - which is basically all they live for now.
and the pics and comparing m to them is laughable. again. they're just pissed she's hot and he's dating her. and yeah, he did take that pic of her in the bathtub. it's her fucking back, stop being weird as if yall aren't adults. she could wear a fucking trash bag and be covered head to toe and you guys would still call her a slut.
why don't you just block her and move on now? clearly colby doesn't give a rat's ass what yall think of him or his girlfriend. suck a fuck and grow up :)
(none of this is directed at you, anon.)
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hyunsoolgc · 1 year ago
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-ˋˏ VIDEOGOMDORI ◡ EP. 05
in which Hyunsoo becomes an E-Sports player for the day
With more episodes lingering over the horizon for Hyunsoo's YouTube channel, his mind finally begins to brew with more and more ideas. He thinks back, realizing each episode so far directly involved him staying cooped up inside the entire time. Although his introverted nature greatly preferred to do so, there is a compromise made within his head the more he starts to craft outlines for what comes next. Viewers may become utterly bored from him being in such a stagnant setting. And so, he ventures outside, squinting at the camera when he finally steps into the sunshine— Well, not particularly anymore. The sky has a vague grey hue to it these days. Winter has finally fallen over the city of Seoul. He grits his teeth and shivers.
"Hello! This is rookie actor Lee Hyunsoo," he doesn't forget his add-on. "Today, as you can see, we are getting out of the house... I-I know, I know. Quite shocking, is it not? Well, I had this desire to do something a tad different. Although, if you all prefer my homebody vlogs, then say so and I will do more of them!" A caption appears on the screen that reads: Staying home is my happy place these days.
"Today, I will be going somewhere special. Care to follow me?" Perhaps he is getting a bit better with the video editing. Although, he cannot help but wonder if the cuts and additional effects on screen a bit too much right away. He did not want to appear too manufactured.
The video cuts to him in front of building, and he walks inside. "I'm here at Chungang University, and I am going to interact with the students who are majoring in something called 'sports science'. They are burgeoning e-sports players and.." he nearly trips up the stairs. "They will walk by me how everything is done!"
When Hyunsoo walks into the room, he gasps in awe, immediately panning over the high quality computers on the desks. In front of them are extra cushion-y gaming chairs. "Wah... It's just like a PC Bang?" A voice from off camera chuckles before confirming his observation. The two have a brief conversation about the quality of the desktop machines, Hyunsoo marveling over the keyboard and gaming mouse.
"Admittedly... I usually play a lot of single-player games... But Starcraft II and LoL are both things I'm alright at. I'm getting better at shooting games. Maybe you can teach me how to be as good as you."
The other players nod. Some of them answer questions from Hyunsoo when he inquires about their aspirations and what they hope to accomplish by going further into the world of e-sports. His face notably lights up when he listens to each of them. Eventually, they boot up several games to give him a run-through experience of what it is like to work on a team. They all get rather serious, Hyunsoo, himself, getting rather immersed in the games despite not being quite as good as those making gaming their career.
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neyxmessi · 2 years ago
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um both 💀💀
sorry for late reply!!
i feel so bad bc i feel like if i knew the context of the edit i’d better be able to come up w a caption?? im not that funny originally 💀
but if you want like outta pocket ones where you expect people to comment: ayooo 🤨 kinda vibe then these comments might be for you?? idk if it’s like a neymessi cutesy edit or like a “they’re hot” kinda edit thing
—> “take me to paris (not the city)” is kinda funny that relates to psg and stuff that I saw in that comment section btw (had to scroll a bit lol)
otherwise you could always add a portion of the song you chose in the caption or literally just go on a random tangent ab something. i know ppl will just comment wild shit that went on in their day and the ppl just comment like “caption???”
or you could always type something in the caption ab separate neymessi things that have gone on. like make a joke ab neymar being a dad, something about messi’s haircut or the 15 bags he brought w him to barcelona💀💀
also there’s always the simple “my fave duo” or “neymessi come back home” or “i miss them” if you can’t think of anything else cause those are always adequate enough
sorry i couldn’t be of more help :( but if any of my followers have any funny captions for anon over here pls feel free to comment them. y’all are funnier than me anyways 🫶🏼
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memes-and-shit · 7 months ago
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🍁 uhhhhh, you guys can call me Gromit. that's a good-enough fake-name lol i go by they/them pronouns, i am confirmed to be over 18 years old, and that's all my info y'all get ✌️
🍁 i didn't make most of this. or any of it, really. (sometimes, i edit; but i dont consider my edits to be "i made this" bc... i didnt make the core thing i am editing) so, anything you wanna use? no need to credit me. i'd like to see what you make using it, for shits and giggles, but that's not mandatory
🍁 i try to post credit to "the little guys" i make stuff from whenever i can figure out the source
➥ some of this stuff i find second- or third-hand where i have no clue who the "little guy" that made this is; feel free to reblog to add the applicable credit, and (after i do some fact-checking, bc some people online ✨️lie✨️) then i will reblog what you said + alter the original post to now have credit. but multi-million/billion-companies, celebrities, etc?? idgaf, you can VERY easily find out who the source
🍁 most things are on a queue
🍁 i don't do requests, sorry
🍁 here's how you can make your own edits tho??
🍁 some things i edited to have captions (#my edit + #captioned); others, already had captions (just #captioned); only a few videos don't have captions (#uncaptioned)
🍁 i tag based on what my Reactions Folder's sub-folders were. thats how i organize. idc about attention; meaning, 99% of the time, idc about tagging "correctly", so it crops up under the "correct" "tumblr tag-pages"-or-whatever-theyre-called
🍁 organizational tags i use below "read more". below that are some statements too
➥ said statements table-of-contents: about helping me credit the little guys [[titled: "sources psa"]] 🍁 my opinions on when to credit an editor and whatnot, and when i will/won't credit another editor (which does explain why idgaf about y'all not crediting me when i do edits lmao) [[titled: "a potential controversy"]] 🍁
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➥ (aka: these posts are not "memes & shit"; probably me posting a life-update or similar? idk)
#masterlist series
➥ (aka: anything i think is a mini-series of "things i have posted". i will VERY rarely do these, stuff's gotta be hyper-specific for me to feel like a masterlist is warranted. like. the first one of these i made was not just a Kylee Henke masterlist series, but a Kylee Henke's Zoobe Bunny Excerpt-Videos masterlist series. like i said, shit's got to be hyper-specific. if i made one for everything and everyone, i would get so overwhelmed so quickly, it's better this way, just let it be hyper-specific only lol)
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#my edit
➥ (aka: these are posts i "made", or at least did something to (eg. adding captions). these are like "the templates")
#my customization
➥ (aka: me applying an example of how to use "the templates". usually is from my irl life of me using these @my loved ones, and i post them here bc im a little bit too attached to wanna delete said customization entirely 👉👈🥺)
#captioned, #uncaptioned
#video
✎﹏﹏﹏﹏﹏﹏﹏﹏additional tags: my "esp for" tags
➥ (aka: the post is esp, or "especially", useful for these groups)
#esp for writers and i.f. creators
➥ (aka: posts will be applicable about writing, about discussing fictional characters, and so on)
#esp for artists
➥ (aka: posts will be applicable about doing art (the "art" in question primarily being drawing), and so on)
✎﹏﹏﹏﹏﹏my Reaction Folders' titles ➡ now tags
my aforementioned Reactions Folders' titles:
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expect these to be the least consistent thing i do, ever, but sure, ill add them sometimes, i guess, when i remember/know who the source is. more likely the aforementioned "little guys" than anybody else tho, ngl. but said little guys will get credit either within the post and/or within the image/video itself; and if i forget to also tag said credit, i think that's fine. i'll still try to do it, even though i know ill be inconsistent and forgetful the little guys and big guys, but also shhhhhhh if i forget. i'm doing my best, just let my mistakes go, let it be inconsistent
➥ but also do feel free to reblog the post (if it's an aforementioned "little guy" ESPECIALLY) and help source credit! (➡ note, for said lil guys, i will fact-check at MY leisure, assuming i see your reblog notif to begin with. and if i see that your sourcing is correct: ill reblog your addition AND edit the og post. just. do me the common decency of not insulting me for forgetting to source/not knowing who to source, whichever lol
bc i do have understandable reasons for not always knowing who to source?? bc a lot of these are videos i got from tiktok accounts, tumblr posts, and other websites where the "op" of said item?? was NOT the actual original poster, and did not source the people/person/etc within the item. ans now idk who to credit too lmao rip
● which, for artists and editors-whose-edits-are-NOT-simple-edits you can tell bc that item did not match the style/s already attached to their account, and didnt say something like "trying a new style!" or whatever in the bio or comments or something. idk. people who never can "stick to one style" still have a general large encompassing area they still to, ive never gotten a "i dont really have an art-/editing-style" person confused with an art-/editing-thief. and im one of those people who constantly change up their art/edits/writing/aesthetic/etc ("idk what exact box i fit into. im just me"), which i think? maybe helps me??? on figuring out if someone is a thief or is just inconsistent/experimenting/"just being me"/whatever?? but yeah! an art-thief especially, and oftentimes also edit-thieves, tend to be pretty obvious they are a thief. even if the comments have not already caught on. bc sometimes youll see a comment outright saying "you stole this from xyz" or "you traced xyz's art/you copied xyz's edit" but not always
● several others? especially ones that were videos of irl people?? i always check out the account and, MANY times have went "..okay this account is just a compilation of memes/jokes/etc, idk. but its VERY safe to assume they are definitely reposting and are NOT the irl person in the video". the person/people in this video assumedly are unaware their video of them being a silly lil goofball they posted on their personal account is here, on an account that compiles memes and funny videos. (bc its VERY rare that an account focused on humor will post content that reveals their face and/or their loved one/s. so. safe to assume it isn't theirs.) and i do want to find the original personal account this image/video in question came from, so i do look. there's a very small margin of error where, if a video looks really old, i wont look tho bc i assume the original account it was posted on is gone and, if it really looks old enough or like enough of "that type of oops funny thing was improv'ed" gag that i think maybe it was on "America's Funniest Home Videos" or a similar clip-show on cable?? ill admit, those ones, i dont try. but if it's like "this obviously friends trying to do a silly trend on tiktok"?? yeah, of course, i look for the account that came from, absolutely. but yeah, that's the usual spectrum for those types. i rarely find, much less keep, videos i can see landing on those "America's Funniest Home Video" type of clip-shows. so, really, the only "danger" there is for being a new video featuring irl people who idk? to go uncredited AND be a rare case where i didn't even try to look for the original account?? is, again, if the low-resolution and content of the video makes me think the video is old enough to where searching would be pointless. to which i then ask, fam? why the fuck is the resolution so bad that i thought this was maybe uploaded to Vine or MySpace (or MAYBE even was a VHS mailed to early-EARLY "AFHV"? lmao imagine), the fuck lol???? but whatever, nobody's perfect, i think you can grant me this kind of margin of error if my anxiety is already willing to grant it lmao
which, ill fully admit. i care about crediting these people for my own self-interests. like, sure, i do it in no small part bc it's the nice and kind thing to at least TRY to do. but also?? i do care about ensuring that person gets a shout-out bc of my anxiety catastrophisizing the hypothetical of a post of mine blowing up and inducing me to feel massive guilt from the fact that i didnt give credit to the people who actually made the item in question so they could also share in the attention of virality. so like. i dont assume ill go viral?? i WORRY ill go viral lmao if? that?? makes sense? which. i have trauma that i know would make me hate even a quarter-of-the-way viral levels of attention would imply. and i feel like, if this account was to ever go viral (god forbid. gatekeep me. dont let it happen lol there's a significant chance i might abandon this account if that happens), i feel like one thing that would basically be destined to happen is i would get chronically-online people criticizing me for not crediting my sources and riding on other people's hard-work. which like. i know they would do anyway since im not perfect at crediting. but if i didnt even TRY, that would hurt differently in a way that'd fuck me up. never know who could be the next hypothetical Cinderella story, like how Kombucha-Girl became the p fucking famous Britney Broski (regardless on your or my own feelings on Britney Broski, she did get her fame from a jokey meme that totally changed her life). give people their credit. like. i am also doing it to be nice and kind, sure! but know that even if i felt exhausted of all my nicities and kind inklings somehow on some certain day?? my anxiety would still demand i at least TRY to find the source. like. anytime you see NO credit?? ANYWHERE??? know the day i found the image/video, i probably spent a good chunk of time between 15 to 45 minutes, out of niceness and kindness and also to appease my anxiety, trying to find the source before calling it quits and saying "at least i tried" (aforementioned exceptions and/or margin of error notwithstanding lol)
which, with everyone where i have TRIED to see if i could reverse-image-source the item?? ive had mixed results from that. sometimes, i found them; sometimes, i didn't. but feel free to try again for me. you might get the correct result a lot quicker than me!
("wha—? h- how.. would i?? get the correct result...? quicker than you...??")
well. my information im about to share with you could be outdated or incomplete, so take this with a grain of salt. but i remember in elementary school how my teacher told our class that google alters the search-results per [insert IP or whatever the technical term she said that ive forgotten is] depending on the history of searches. she told us this so that "if you can't find the answer you need, it doesn't mean you're stupid. ask a friend to check their search-results and find the answer together! it might just be google being picky about what words (or i guess the equivalent would be which frame you chose to screenshot in your and my case, since i dont think an image-file itself being uploaded could result in pickiness) you decided to use, or perhaps it's results are biasedly influenced by what the AI has learned about your family through your families' collective internet search-history". which was basically her sly way of telling us to not depend on the first results we find, or even the first page of results, but to be critical of our sources in their credibility and whatnot. so, the way i understood what she meant was via an example she proceeded to give us that went SOMETHING(?) like this:
(🅰️) a kid whose parent is a professor with a doctorate who brings work home often, meaning they use the family-wifi to research academic studies. when that kid googles "teach me about pyramids"? their results may be extremely well-regarded articles about the Egyptian pyramids (such as the New York Times), peer-reviewed journals about the Egyptian tombs history, Khan Academy and other very good mathematical sources to help you understand how pyramids work within geometry, a released study-guide of various pyramids' formulas (relating to geometry) from Harvard's math-degree program, and much more. a very good foundation for their Egyptian pyramid report for class, and the math could help with that research in breaking down those pyramids dimensions in that report which could give that student an interesting angle that puts their report from an "A" status to an "A+" status, especially if their parent can help them plug in the right numbers into the relevant formulas! very helpful
vs. (🅱️) a kid whose parent works in accounting and taxes, who strives for a healthy work-life balance of never bring work home as often as possible. as a result, the parent uses the family wifi to play pseudo-gambling-with-fake-money apps on their phones more than anything else, to de-compress and de-stress. when that kid googles "teach me about the pyramids"? their results will include some articles about the Egyptian pyramids, but maybe not as credibly-sourced since the [insert IP or whatever it was called again] with this family's wifi isn't used to finding online resources of academic credibility. in fact, the student might get confused since a lot of results might be influenced by those pseudo-gambling phone-apps, and be showing the child information about Las Vegas's pyramids. which. isn't what the report is about. and due to this parent likely having to still bring work home sometimes, like during tax season or other stressful crunch-times, there might be way more math results about pyramids (geometry) than about the Egyptian pyramids. but accountants don't use geometry in their work, they use more basic arithmetic and algebra. so the formulas about the pyramids (geomtry) here would only talk about the pyramids of Egypt as part of the word-problems. so even if the parent was to also have the availability to help the kid plug in the accurate applicable numbers into the formula? those formulas are more likely to be not give a full picture of how to calculate the Egyptian pyramids' size and dimensions. and that's if the kid has the right numbers written down as they might have the dimensions for those Las Vegas pyramids instead, and feels inspired by these online results to even try to do this math (as the lack of "training the computer" to look for reliable articles means these word-problem results are more likely to be blank homework page examples, but could also include walk-throughs here and there like the Kid-A recieved plenty of). but those Egyptian pyramid articles, the most important part of this whole paper, are ALSO more likely to be from less reliable sources with perhaps incorrect information (bc people online like to lie. bc it is fun. but also sometimes people online think they are right when they actually fundamentally misunderstand something), like maybe Kid-B sees enough articles by conspiracy theorists on those unreliable websites that Kid-B thinks "aliens built the Egyptian pyramids" is a more seriously considered and debated topic of academic discussion than it is (which.. it's not. that actually has gotten the famous "Aleins" History Channel Meme Guy fired from his job bc his outspoken belief in this theory cpuld have risked his university's reputation and accreditation. so. yeah, no, Kid-B, those are not academic articles). overall, unless either the parent or Kid-B themselves catches that Kid-B has to sort through a lot more "proverbial litter" to find good, ACTUALLY academic, and ACTUALLY reliable sources of information about the Egyptian pyramids and Egypt's history, Kid-B could fail their report. even if they spent just as long on research and worked just as hard as Kid-A, all bc Kid-B was ignorant to their digital disadvantages and Kid-A unknowingly advantaged. all bc of that [thing with IP or AI or whatever it was called] and what it had learned from the family wifi what the assumed interests of its users would be. a feature no kid could easily turn off/on
which worked at making the kids in our class write down these Definitively Reliable Websites where we could search for accredited articles and peer-reviewed sources. i dont remember what they were back then, we were only in 5th or 4th grade. but it was a great lesson to be taught, im frankly shocked and a bit appalled that more kids were not taught this kind of syuff when teachers are first helping students learn how to research. everyone NOT from that class (even kids who did go to the same elementary school, but jusy did not have that teacher) all have been shocked as i am usually the first one to tell people about how, yeah, that's an aspect of how many (if not all) search-engines work
anyway. the information stuck with all of us from that class, as far as i can tell (a lot of us in that class attended the same middle and high school. like. at least 40% of us, if not a LOT more. so there was a rare time or two where id talk about this and i wouldn't be The First Person To Ever Tell Someone This Search-Engine Info. and every time it was bc the peer in question i just told would go "oh! yeah, i remember [insert name of other kid that i shared that elementary teacher with] said the same to me, like, last year!" or something. but that WAS rare so idk), or at least it always stuck with me. and i was one of the luckier kids who didn't NEED to know the info! and it still has stuck with me all these years later, even the examples of Kid-A and Kid-B!! like! i was on Kid-A's side of the spectrum WAY more than i was to Kid-B's side of the spectrum. my family definitely "trained the computer" in a way i got massive benefits from. like im talking i either was 100% Kid-A, 0% Kid-B or else i was a very minimal mix like maybe 93% Kid-A, 07% Kid-B levels of "minimal". yet still, whenever i find i distrust the google results on my phone, if im next to a friend, ill ask them to google the same thing i did to see if their first page of results looks better than mine and very often we DO get different search results! so!! even if i dont get how that works, that teacher was still right!
brief tangent: im convinced this is how some of my friends that are girls who do the whole "i can stalk your would-be-date like a Private Eye and find out information down to a C.I.A. level about if this person is worthy of being assumed to be trustworthy or not" benefit from this. like they themsleves have trained their phones (with their own dates and friends' dates and even co-workers/other acquantices' dates) or something to be AWESOME and THAT FAST at pulling up the results most likely to give them all of this stranger's private info. it's wild
anyway, screenshot or download the png or jpeg or whatever (or screenshot a frame from a video) to try to find the source if you think the lack of credit on the post implies i cant find it (bc it's either that or i forgot. which. "forgot" could mean "i have the source but didnt realize i didnt put it in the post" OR "i once had the source but now forgot who to credit this to and can't find them, oh no". so. good chance i likely need help even if it was an "oh, i forgot" type of mistake). you may have a better trained [whatever the tech is, if not IP, idk] than me at reverse-image-searching to find the people and/or company the item in question is originally from. who knows. go give it a try! what's the worst that could happen? lol
but yeah, when the source is obviously. like. Walt Disney Studios or like Pixar or Warner Brothers or RDJ or Nicholas Cage or whoever the fuck then like?? i didn't put credit bc they don't need the shout-out, you very well probably recognize the actor/studio/product they are in if it's something real mainstream that tou onlt know bc of pop culture osmosis, they got millions or billions of money as pocket-change, im not stressing myself out with crediting EVERYONE since crediting "everyone" doesn't affect "everyone" equally. im only worried about the people who not getting a shout-out could potentially very negatively affect (aka: the little guys). im not gonna stress about "the big guys" lol they're rich, they're easy to find, they're fine lmao
if you DO need help finding the source from "a big guy" that i posted about, just go @ me in a post and ask (or, hell, reblog the post that came from me and @ me in the said reblog. you can delete it after i answer you). i know i have Asks/Submits/Replies/etc turned off. (its bc i dont want to be accessible to everyone ever all the time lmao that feels stressful. so this One Public Avenue being the only way you could ask me means you gotta REALLY wanna know in order to get a hold of me). i do ask y'all don't do it for "a little guy" bc ill probably ignore you if i already tried to find said little guy and am ashamed that my labor was in vain (but if i do know the source for sure, like i still fully remember their info— and just simply forgot to credit said lil guy, then ill absolutely reply to you and edit the og post). know i check this blog VERY infrequently and may genuinely miss your question or answer it A LONG TIME after you @'ed me. so like. dont get mad if i take forever to reply?? or never reply? nobody wants to help someone who is entitled and gets mad at someone else for [not wanting to reply/didn't know they had something to reply to/took a long time to reply to but did reply]. mad or passive-aggressive. ive blocked people for less lol but yeah. just be polite to strangers, in general, of course, but also to strangers in predicaments like mine who have lives that take priority outside of a meme-y joke-y sideblog lol
to reiterate: feel free (but no pressure) to help if and when you can if you notice there was no credit for a lil guy on my blog pls? thanks 🫶
✎﹏﹏﹏﹏﹏﹏﹏﹏﹏﹏﹏﹏a potential controversy
i think my lines with who i decide to credit and who i dont are overall pretty clear. and i think it helps that, the way i see it, im not a hypocrite about my ideas of who to credit and who not to: bc things do get dicey when it comes to crediting people with small edits. yet i also dont insist on any credit for any of my own edits, bc i also see my edits as p fucking small. which might get SOME people mad on principle should they disagree with my overall perspective. regardless, this bit here will VERY likely be my one and only statement about it
but i do fully admit i dont quite know THE qualative line exactly? but let's establish what i mean via examples. if an account is posting a clip-compilation of "Digital Circus" and they did a "all the times Jax was sassy for 3 minutes" or something, meaning they did splice and edit this compilation together (that is one chunk of editing they did in of itself). but then they also added tiny edits, like i know its common for tiktok funny-scene-compilation-editors to have one the said simple edits just be a "🙄😒" next the character rolling their eyes (in this case, Jax). in my mind?? even tho this editor did add these kind of very minimal additions to the content at hand? and im just profiting off of the convenience of "oH YEAH, i wanted this scene clipped to use for reactions/memes! i just was putting it off bc i didnt know its time-stamp" and i use any clips, those with "🙄😒" edits and otherwise, where the most editing *i* then do afterwards is like add captions? i still see that as "the source belongs to 'Digital Circus' as there were no significant edits done to alter the material". i'm not crediting the editor that i benefited from the clip-compilation of. that's part of why i also walk what i talk in saying "if i subtitled or edited additionally to anything on this blog? you do not have to credit me. i barely did anything. i just added text, maybe with some effects done to said text to reflect volume/tone/pitch or whatever, and maybe a couple emojis/pictures were overlayed. that's nothing. i try to caption most things for accessibility. and sometimes i feel like being a goofball and i add other things ontop of it. bur nothing worthy of crediting me". bc, in the case of my edits and other people's similarly small edits? is the gag 10 times out of 10 is all still on the original content. but we start talking about an edit as in someone made an AMV?? (as in they had to splice in time to the music and maybe did other edits in addition to elevate the AMV. not as in "look, i put music behind this otherwise unedited clip" lol) or someone heavily edited this non-AMV clip of Jax to have, idk, silly meme-y circus-music ontop of having done manips of a rainbow clown wig and nose to follow his every head-motion and then ALSO did the classic DUN-meme-sound reverberation with camera-shake and black-white filter after Jax's dumbest expressions or lines?? that. that is SO MUCH editing and definitely changes the clip to where i am absolutely sourcing both "Digital Circus" and that editor. both of the AMV and circus-Jax
so, again, idk exactly where the qualitative line is. but i do have one where i refuse to fuck over people who have edited the original content to the point that now the audience is there for this person's editing skills, and not bc of the original content within the clip/s used. does that make sense?? i hope that makes sense. this is my one and only statement im gonna make about it anyway lol i think my reasoning is sound. if your content is heavily relient on the original content being as unedited as possible but you just added a few things on the "🙄😒"-level to be a goofball? keep doing what you're doing, im not going to yuck your yum (especially since i am identical to you and i also love to add a bit of razzle-dazzle lol). but im not going to credit you, the credit goes to the people who made the said original content that this "🙄😒"-and-adjacent-edits dont alter or anything. it's still like 90% the original show's clip?? come on lmao you and i can both live without the credit. feel free to take my edits and add them to your account "so i see how it feels". it's still almost entirely the original show, so ive made my peace with rarely/never getting credit for my small edits or subtitles bc like.. it's still 90% the original show??? i did basically nothing. i just had fun, have a clip i can throw into discord or a text-conversation for a tee-hee with my loved one, and have given other people permission to benefit from this side-blog's collection and possible captioning. again, come on lol the editors who actually changed the content so much with their skills that, other than that they used the original show like a collage artist benefits from magazines and whatnot, they've DEFINITELY changed more than 90% of the content to the point that their viewers are having a different experience with this editor than they would be watching the original show or its clips. come on lmao
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