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xx-your-new-obsession-xx · 4 months ago

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Im so needy today 😩 I need to be fucked within an inch of my life but not in a "pound me into the mattress so hard I'm overstimulated and begging you to stop" sorta way but more like "tell me I'm pretty and kiss me while you get me so worked up I can't breathe or think straight and all my body can do to respond is moan and shake while you touch me everywhere your hands can get to and whisper sexy things in my ear until I'm a panting cumming mess who can't remember her own name" sorta way

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dirtbagdefender · 6 months ago

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#the broken hearts gallery #dacre montgomery #movie gifs #( * mine )#dacremontgomeryedit #okay why tf do these look like he's being interviewed for like a blind date service #you guys know the ones i'm thinking of - like through matchmaker services #something something that panic in the second gif would be like modern!billy getting hit with a surprise mid-interview #'so... we actually have something to admit. we kind of already know some things about you.' him in the third gif: 'why????'#them: 'well we've been in touch with your sister max... who tells us that you adopted her when you were seventeen and she was thirteen?!'#him: 'it's actually because of her that i'm even signing up. so i'm obviously in my twenties now and uh. i dunno. i've had bad luck lately!#ok i'm gonna stop writing a damn fic in these tags <3 here everyone enjoy these

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samijey · 11 months ago

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why are they always like this.......

bonus Jey responding with some serious "i love you // i know" energy:

#sami zayn #jey uso #samijey #wwe #kevin owens #wweedit #stuff i made #he's just like me fr #don't think i need to tag the codester here #this ain't about him #he's an ally tho he'll understand #dude who responds to “i'm happy for you” with “that's true”??? go to jail with your leia/solo bs brooooo #also sami is talking about something that was traumatic to them both and my dude just looks at him fondly and cracks a smile #and if that's not love then i dunno what is #does anyone even read these why do i bother writing them #these wrestling gays have me screaming into the void i hate it here #even kevin was sick of their sh*t at that point

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pocketramblr · 8 months ago

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It's all my fault

#i am so glad i got to the endgame unspoiled that was crazy good #but kabru just immediately flopping over and going 'ah this is all my fault' was the funniest thing #only to become the second funniest thing when Mithrun just immediately got up and went to punch him about it shfhgjgh #still i kinda wish kabru had more than a single panel interaction with this #but the fact that his arm was grabbed (he normally is the one grabbing) and the eyes stayed close (even though they could have looked human)#i dunno just fun #.... also #kabru: why won't you open your eyes #wl!laios: oh I'm about to! (rips apart the sky) they're open now!#anyway silliness aside #it's fun to draw with those textures #my art #alt text #dungeon meshi spoilers #delicious in dungeon spoilers #dm spoilers #i don't. i don't know how to tag spoilers #i wasn't blocking any #i was just lucky that of all the fun content i saw on my dash before i started reading it none of it gave away this #i hope the rest of y'all are so lucky fhgjgjgh

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ageless-aislynn · 11 months ago

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Nowwwwww, I facetiously mentioned at the bottom of this post about the Halo: Reach achievement:

To do that, you have to go under or close to par time on pretty much each level ON LEGENDARY.

I have beaten Reach on Legendary but it probably took me closer to 30 hours than 3 because I did my slow, methodical strategies to get through. I did the par time achievement by running past everything I could on Easy. Can I combine the two successfully?

I decided to give the first level "Winter Contingency" a try (after watching some Youtube vids on getting this achievement, of course 😉). Par time is 15 minutes.

That was my third try, the first was 16 and some minutes, the second got it to 15 and some and then that one got under the par by 32 seconds! I should note that this is considered one of the easiest levels to do on Legendary and the guide I watched by the ever-awesome Halo Completionist did it under 12 minutes and you're going to need every spare second you can scrap together to give you a buffer for some of the long, difficult levels. But still!

It's silly, I know, but I feel so proud of me! I'm an old lady (well, middle-aged, if I'm being generous 😜) playing Halo with shaky hands but I made under par time on Legendary! 🥳🥳🥳

PS - Tried it again and got 13:55!

#halo #halo: reach #halo reach #this is my game tag #it's silly i know but i really am proud of me #nobody will ever realize how little i expected to be able to even finish ONE of the mcc games on easy #i wanted to be able to do it but i just didn't think i'd be able to #and then i made it through halo ce #and then the others slowly one at a time #it means something to me #i don't even know why but it does #i'm not good at games but i'm tenacious i'll keep trying #i'll watch different strategies then try to find something that'll work for me #i'll work at it until i get there #it's not pretty nobody would ever want to watch my twitch stream that's for sure lol #but i get it done #i'm proof that you don't have to be some amazing gamer to do some amazing things #i feel like there's a life lesson in there or something i dunno #is anybody still reading down this far in the tags?#have a cookie if you're still here #love you frens #thanks for letting me share with you #ageless aislynn

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kakusu-shipping · 6 months ago

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Thought it'd be fun to fill out the Monster Lover Bingo by @sparklebrainz but couldn't do it normally. I wanted everyone to know which monsters checked what boxes.

#Emile's Arts #Apologizes for the tag dfkjgkfg #Proship Selfship #No I'm NOT tagging all those F/Os you'll just have to ask who they are if you're curious #Three count em THREE Yella Fellas #Becuase I'm predictable #Skeleton's WOEFULLY under represented in this bingo #Zombie fuckers even more so I'm so sorry y'all #I made the executive decision to count Pokemon as Elementals #For fun #Also some of these are headcanons. Because that's also more fun <3 #I counted F/Os who were Shipped with a Human S/I ONLY (minus Robots as I figured they didn't count)#Some Pokemon were left out because I just Wasn't Feeling It #Sorry Charlos I love you SO much I just don't have it in me to quick hand you today...#I WOULD LIKE TO POINT OUT #THIS WAS MY FIRST TIME DRAWING A LARGE PORTION OF THESE F/OS #SO LEAVE ME ALONE IF THEY LOOK WONKY OKAY #I dunno why I put sure near the Harkness Test all these characters DO pass the Harkness Test #I'm just very pissy about the Harkness Test kdfjfdkg It ticks me off personally for No reason #Blind rage at the Harkness Test for No Reason I apologize #Anyway!!!!#This was fun!!!! Thanks so much!!!

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5mcsinatrenchcoat · 1 year ago

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Two barbarians (neither of whom had a proper relationship in years) are trying to flirt, accidentally make it into a competition.

#aka I've rewatched my recordings and damn Vice laid it on thick right of the bat #bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #karlach #karlach x tav #bg3 karlach #bg3 tav #female tav #tav x karlach #tav posting #art tag #i dunno why i'm even tagging this considered I'm shadowed but hey maybe they read my email and fix it eventually

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masked-and-doomed · 9 months ago

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Respect to the song writers for putting out the "ABCDEF– GO!" Real. Lovely lyrics (genuine)

#I'm looking at this line. yknow how faust in strive now speaks like short sentences. few words. and it croaks outta his throat.#maybe he's having troubles on what words to use. what words mean. thats why he comes up with little to say because.#He put his energy to say. really. he's struggling hard.#so this line. is like. him even reciting the alphabet is hard.#He can manage some thoughts but it comes out awkward and messy.#grips onto him. no wonder the f.uture di.ary wiki said that beloved yomotsu might've been inspired by Faust.#Silly depressed man putting up a mask to still bring smiles. and he goes back to being 💥💥 Grahh. Of course though.#he's still trying his best. *the idles*... his wilting flower... the way he moves his fingers like he's trying to entertain a kid....#ohhh what a guy!!!#I need to shake him.. need to comfort him..#FUCKING GUY !!!! 💙💙💙💙#ohh i hope he can get better... i hope his will persists on despite the high mountains he is climbing....#i. need to see his story mode. soon.#anyway. erm. fuck zato. 😊 i don't have much grudge. kinda personal but I'm not actually angry but he is. an ass.#i dunno look if faust wants him dead I salute and i will fuckin. kill.#whatever tagging. why not.#guilty gear #faust gg #faust guilty gear #ah rambling

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veilk · 1 month ago

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one time i tried that "mentally ask yourself if anyone else is in there" thing & i didn't get a Direct response but the song stuck in my head (which i Do Not control) would change and the new repeating lyric would function as a response to whatever question i asked. so that was kind of fucked up & i don't know if i'm supposed to do anything about it. it just kinda sounds ridiculous to say "there are entities in my head attempting to communicate with me via song lyrics"... i realize now i don't actually have a specific question i just wanted to tell someone about this sorry

THAT'S. HOW IT GOES SOMETIMES... yeah i have no idea what's up with that either brains are weird

#answered #evil words #+ while i get why it sounds ridiculous that IS like . entirely possible thats whats going on #to be clear im not saying this to say it is or isnt plurality specifically (thats up to you to figure out and decide)#im more trying to make the point that it sounding ridiculous doesnt make it less possible if that makes sense #plurality as a whole is weird and weird stuff like that happens all the time #+ tbh there isn't really anything you're inherently *supposed* to do? what to do is a case by case sorta deal if that makes sense #but if you want my advice i'd recommend seriously trying to talk even if it feels silly and going from there #wont neccessarily for sure get any useful information but hey. maybe you will.#it *is* also fine if u don't end up figuring out whats going on. sometimes u just simply *are*#shit can be hard to figure out especially with how much grey area there is. so you don't really *have* to figure it out #in hindsight i do think my og post lacked nuance in this regard which i do apologize for ^^;;#anyway i dunno whatevers going on and whatever happens i hope youre doing well and having a nice day. thumbs up #yknow i couldve put this shit in the actual post... tags are a game and i'm either winning or losing depending on your definition

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monty-glasses-roxy · 6 months ago

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Doing research for Foxy's whole wild western thing with the horsies and stuff is really annoying actually? I feel like there's a lot of rodeo sports in here that either shouldn't exist, or could very easily be made totally fine if they could be bothered to put the effort into it.

Like... guys... you can train cows. Did you know that? You can train literally any animal you want... if the cow is scared when you're lassoing it maybe like... teach it to be in on the game? Let the cow play too? I feel like that's such a stupidly obvious solution to some of these man...

Not all of them though! Obviously not all of them! I'm thinking of the ones where they just lasso the horns and steer it in a different direction and that's it! The rest of those ones can fuck the hell off what the actual hell possessed anyone to consider cattle wrestling as a fucking sport? Like yeah sure a sport revolving around turning a cows head 180 degrees by jumping on it's horns seems perfectly safe and completely reasonable, not at all absolutely insane /s

Literally what the fuck is any of this I'm actually so glad I planned for Foxy to have also run various non-rodeo sports as well so I don't have to deal much more with all of this whadda hell

#pop rox talks #I'm genuinely so confused??? you can train cows man...#you can let them play too... you can just do that...#am I missing something really fucking obvious or is it just because this is built on traditional brutality stuff cause like...#huh......? i don't understand why the cow can't also play the game surely that would be more fun anyway??#this is so fucking needless what even????? we have all these tools and resources why aren't they being used???#too much effort I guess???? I dunno but. building a rodeo style event for foxy off of this is...#well it's gonna be real fucking hard when the vast majority of events seem to be fucked up #i make my own roping event where the cow gets to play too I guess because that's so strange and weird #god forbid the cow gets to play right? god forbid we play tag with the cow that would be horrible!#I'm just so disappointed I thought this stuff was meant to be cool and actually looking it up is just... why is it like this...

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nowandforalways · 1 year ago

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Is it possible to have the post-show sads for a show you weren't in?

#yes this is about the lotr musical #like gang i cant even begin to explain how much this specific production meant to me #to be have an actor who i couldn't listen to for so long because of associations with an abusive friendship #play the character that got me through a time in my life that i almost didn't make it out of #when i say it started to heal hurts that i didn't know could be healed (or even existed!)#i'm not exaggerating #i knew that it was out there happening #even if i couldn't see it myself #and now it's ended #and i know that maybe if i get more sleep i'll be less sad about it #but right now i am #and that's okay #also i was talking about Louis Maskell playing Frodo up there because of course i was #dunno why I continue to be so vague about it :P #yeah #oh and i suppose this doesn't need to be said but please don't reblog this #i realize the post itself is rather generic but the tags are not

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nientedal · 1 year ago

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I just saw ANOTHER post lamenting this change, so I'm just gonna say "fuck it" and make a how to do the thing post, and if I'm misunderstanding the outrage... lol, this is tumblr, I'm sure someone will tell me.

Currently, if you want to go to a post in the middle of a reblog thread, you have to click the empty space in what I call the reblog header. The reblog header is the space that holds a user's name and reblog details, and on desktop, it turns a different color when you move your cursor over it. It's this space:

It doesn't change colors on mobile, obviously, because no cursor, but I think tapping is a little more intuitive on mobile anyway and afaik this particular thing has been this way here for a while now...? Whatever. Anyway, that's how you get to a mid-thread reblog!

(I actually do kinda like this new setup. It's not perfect, it can be annoying if someone's URL is long or if I accidentally click "Follow" instead of the header space. But overall, the space to click into a prior reblog is bigger now and I like that. I don't think I'll have to worry as much about mouse precision or drowsy coordination issues, which is nice. Maybe I'll be able to use the desktop version more.)

However, this means that in order to see "prev tags," you apparently have to click into the notes view and scroll until you find them. That's annoying for those who want to see them, and I can't blame anyone for being irritated. If you're new here you may be surprised to learn "prev tags" is fairly recent, so my recommendation (if you're looking for an alternative) is to put the actual tags from the user you're reblogging from, instead. This was normal prior to the "prev tags" trend if you wanted to share tags without screenshotting them, and it seems like tumblr has made it super easy now. The mobile app now automatically suggests the previous tags, and on desktop, they show up in a dropdown when you click to tag your post. Personally, I like to put "<-borrowing your tags bc funny" or "<-stole your tags for truth" or something right after, so I don't feel like I'm taking credit for someone else's phrasing. But either way, it's handy for your followers to be able to read the tags you liked without having to click to a different blog.

I'm hoping this particular change will be seen as useful after the rocky adjustment period is over.

All this being said, I personally like these particular changes, but I wish Tumblr would not roll out changes as rapidly as they seem to be recently. Either change everything at the same time or give it a rest, holy shlamoly! I stopped using Facebook because it seemed like every time I opened it, something was different, and it became jarring and uncomfortable to try to use. I'm starting to have a similar feeling about tumblr, and I don't like it.

#i suspect the prev tags trend is the reason for this change tbh #a tagging system is an organizational system and 'prev tags' is literal junk for organization purposes #even in conversational or informal context #they made copying tags super convenient? and using prev tags obnoxiously INconvenient?#like......i dunno. do the math. 🤷#doesn't mean you gotta be happy about it of course; I'm just saying. i bet that's why #honestly I'm just looking forward to not having to click through to a blog i don't care about just to see what the prev tags were #usually i don't even bother but occasionally someone will talk about the previous tags in THEIR tags #and i wanna know context. so. looking forward to that maybe not being a thing #anyways #dal is a text post #tumblr update #also i don't have hand tremors or anything like that but when I'm tired oh my god #precision is my enemy lol #really looking forward to just. header click! yay!#that's gonna be so nice on desktop omg #but uh. as long as I'm yelling in the tags? prev tags can die in a fire and i will cheerfully roast marshmallows over its flickering corpse #it's a mildly annoying trend at worst but it does not belong with the way this website works #just tumblr things #new user

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shalom-iamcominghome · 2 years ago

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I think the difference between myself and my xian family is how we view religion and g-d.

Like... I'm drawn to judaism, obviously, but at the same time... I don't think their g-d is worse. They are just as correct in their religion as I am in the pursuit of mine. But they think theirs is Ultimate. That other people are simply Wrong and - for some of my family - they think people who are Wrong deserve to be Punished. And honestly, that viewpoint really scares me. It scares me because now you've moralized other peoples' religion and you either force them into your religion, or you remind other people they will face Rapture. Something about that mindset is just... it depresses me and I don't know, it seems like an incomplete view, y'know?

#jumblr #jewish conversion #jew by choice #personal thoughts tag #am i just like overreacting lol?#i dunno i'm just thinking out loud #does this even make sense? i dunno anymore #this is just something that's making me anxious about being open about wanting to convert which is why i'm even talking about it

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lucyvaleheart · 1 year ago

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