#I dont CARE you can pry this from my cold dead hands

[showyouhowiswing]

Some chyan headcanons:

most people think they became friends during that summer at Lava Springs, after the baseball game and Ryan became more inmeshed with the general student body

it's true enough, kind of.

they weren't friends during junior year, before all that shit went down with Troy and Gabi and the school musical, but they were something

they hooked up a few times during Darbus's detentions, backstage where no one would ever find them and once in the rafters while they were supposed to be painting the top bit of a set

it didnt mean anything. they didnt talk about it. it just sort of happened numerous times. they were both totally chill about it and Chad definitely didnt spend many nights by himself, thinking about what it would be like to not be so lonely. Ryan didnt either.

the first actual night they spent together was after the infamous baseball game, and at some point lying in the dark, tangled up in each other, Chad admitted he didn't know why they hadnt done this before.

"No beds backstage, and we were on a timecrunch. Besides, you wouldn't have said yes if I invited you over."

once they really became friends, Chad spent most of his friday nights at Ryan's, even after senior year started.

it was only a little bit about sex.

Chad eventually confessed that Ryan was his queer awakening. Ryan refused to believe him because he knew he wasn't the first guy Chad had fooled around with.

it's true though.

sophomore year Ryan became the mascot, and the first time Chad saw him take the head off Ryan was drenched in sweat and his hair was sticking to his forehead. Chad went home that night and dreamt about it.

he did hookup with a guy on the track team, convinced that his fixation on Ryan was a fluke.

it wasn't a fluke.

Ryan knew about track team guy not because Chad told him, but because he also used to hook up with the guy and he saw some rather incriminating texts on his phone.

junior year Chad kissed Ryan first, but only because Ryan egged him on.

"If you dont want to chat, Danforth, maybe you should find something else for us to do."

yes it was because of the texts, no he didnt think Chad would actually do it. he was pleasantly surprised though.

after the game it was also Chad who initiated, although it went a little differently.

"I'll do the show on two conditions, Evans. One, you go out for baseball this year. I don't care what your sister or anyone else has to say about it."

"And the second?"

"Take your pants off."

over the course of senior year, everybody kind of figured there was something going on with them, but it wasn't confirmed until the morning after prom. they all shared a handful of hotel rooms, except Sharpay who fucked off to god knows where, and Ryan who specifically got his own room to get away from the eventual chaos.

and Chad, who was of course the exception to the rule.

Zeke woke them up the next morning for brunch, and Ryan (in an attempt to be helpful) tried to cover and say he slept on the floor, obviously there was nothing indecent going on.

Chad, from under the duvet, announced that Ryan was a terrible liar because not only did they definitely have sex last night, it had been going on awhile, and also Chad was very bisexual and anyway they'd be down for brunch in half an hour.

he made a similar speech at brunch minus the duvet and specifics regarding the sex.

everyone was chill, though money did exchange hands. Kelsi was miffed they didnt wait until after graduation so she could win the pool.

they're happy together.

so incredibly happy.

[naofaun-writes]

“One of these days, we'll be something great.”

The voice broke through the echos of screams lingering in Morro’s ears. He didn’t turn around to face the speaker. He didn’t need to.

Before them stretched a landscape so wide that they could not see the end of it. It was ugly and twisted. Dead trees reached from the ground towards the sky as if it could save them from their fate. The grass, scattered in patches, was an ugly, desaturated brown. Morro knew from experience that it would be so lifeless that it didn’t even bend beneath his feet.

He was no longer certain of how long he had been standing there by himself, recalling his life with a familiar ache in his heart.

“Morro.” The voice spoke again, calling his name.

This time he turned around. There stood his friends. The best of the best, selected by the Preeminent herself. Wraith, for his determination and talent with the blades he donned. Bansha, for her connections throughout the realms and her deadly song. And finally, Soul Archer - not his real name, of course. None of them went by their real name down there except for Morro himself.

He was chosen for his talent in calming the storm that surged Morro’s heart. His level head that combat childish recklessness, his knowledge in the intricate maze that was Morro’s mind. Not even he knew himself as well as the ghost before him did.

“He will recognize your worth,” the ghost reassured, hard gaze softening at the look on Morro’s face. “He will be unable to deny it for much longer.”

Morro clicked his tongue disbelievingly, but did not protest. Instead, he sat down, settling comfortably at the edge of the hill that they stood on. Quietly, the others moved forwards to sit beside him. If he met their gazes, he would’ve seen the concern in their eyes. He did not meet their gazes.

“He never talks about me,” Morro argued, slumping to the side so his head lay on Bansha’s shoulder, seeking the smallest of comforts that his friends could provide. “I left him behind, and he let me die to history. His pupils do not know about me. As far as they are concerned, they’re the first.”

“He will never see who I am. He will never care. And I must learn to accept it.”

[salemontrial]

Firing rent lowering gunshots by admitting that i dont care what happens surrounding mks origin im dying on the spicynoodles ship.

[crimeronan]

raine and eda and darius happily growing old together while working to rebuild and decolonize the world when their literal FIRST onscreen interaction involved two of them entering an insane suicide pact just to horrifically murder the other. WHO is doing it like them.

[theafrochick]

I actually don't get paid enough to listen to a conversation that's the equivalent of red 40 causes cancer

[tache-noire]

politely requesting to be unblocked by the cm punk girlies i got in a fight with when i was an elite girlie

i've changed and im better now i prommy

[omamorens]

Excuse me, I know it’s been a while since fantasy high junior year, but I was wondering if you had any thoughts or head cannons on Adaine and Oisín as academic rivals in senior year?

OH I HAVE LOTS OF THOUGHTS ABOUT THEM the lack of content has not stopped my brainrot (a curse or a blessing…. who can tell) but senior high inkblade thoughts coming right up

Nothing beats forced proximity. Wizard classes are notorious for giving out group tasks to mitigate the stereotype of wizard shut-ins

General student population has not taken kindly to TRG’s return… and they’re still pretty much approached with caution

Not TBK though. they dont gaf bout these kids

Especially not Adaine.

So if she happens to be paired/grouped with Oisin Hakinvar for a lot of the projects, she just learns to work with him in relative peace.

“Peace” being doing most of the work herself because duh. Who else can do anything better than she does?

But Adaine’s idea of “peace” hurts Oisin’s draconian sense of pride.

The second time it happens, Oisin finally gets the sense to tell her to knock out of it and include him in the work.

“Why? You’re already getting a free pass because of me. Just say your thanks and take it.”

“This free pass is gonna bite me in the ass.”

“You think I’ll snitch?”

“I just don’t like owing you anything.”

Their argument quickly escalates until the threats of violence have reached their wizard teacher’s radar.

Which was perfect. Now Adaine can actually complain and have her partner changed without whining or sounding like she was being difficult.

Too bad for her…

“I can’t do that, Miss Abernant. Mr. Hakinvar is the only one with comparable capabilities as you that if anyone else were paired with you, it would almost be like handing them a free pass.”

There was a compliment there somewhere but Adaine cannot be bothered to dig for it. Not when she was being compared to Oisin Hakinvar of all people.

In the end, Adaine didn’t get a change of partner and was left to deal with Oisin on her own.

Surprisingly, he was not that difficult to deal with. Misgivings aside, Oisin had common sense and worked on his parts well enough that Adaine had no problem with their output.

Doesn’t mean she won’t complain though.

This rivalry was a battle of wits mostly— who could create the most efficient spell? who could cast more practically? who wrote glyphs more intricately?

Wizard classes were also deeply twined together that it was hard not so be in the same class despite having different wizarding schools.

Which also presented arguments in theory and the nature of magic as they see and interact with it in their perspective.

In short, Oisin Hakinvar was a fucking challenge.

When you’re Adaine Abernant, you’re used to being the smartest person in the room.

Sure her friends were smart in their own ways too (Riz was inquisitively smart, Gorgug practically smart, and all her other friends were brilliantly talented), but all of them mostly did not care to have the scholarly aptitude and arcane awareness to actually challenge Adaine.

And honestly? Being the smartest person in the room was kind of dull.

Oisin just had to exist and change that, and now Adaine is both challenged, uncharistically motivated, and driven to come out as the better wizard.

Being the Elven Oracle does not matter when your opponent is an annoying dragonborn who only had comparable capabilities as you do after he killed some rats—

It was infuriating, honestly insulting, and most of all untrue.

Adaine will just have to prove it to everyone when she eventually graduates top of the wizarding class.

That will happen after she tackles the mysteries surrounding her senior year first because Of Course something had to go wrong and it was up to the Bad Kids to actually do anything about it.

No, she will not be distracted by this. She can solve a mystery AND be academically competent. Who do you take her for?

Oisin will have to pry the top spot from her cold, dead hands—

in my head, theres another pov of this from oisin’s perspective but this has gotten too long and i have uni to tackle first. i hope you enjoyed this hcs because i truly have daydreamed inkblade senior year in its full glory in my head at this point.

[franciskirkland-deleted]

I had to ramble because Antonio is indeed a hard character to write. He's both awful and amazing

PLEASE RAMBLE are u kidding me. rambling is never not welcome this is rambling central. i am nothing if not the village idiot here to rant and rave, if anything u should apologize for enabling me xx <3

this little fucker needs to be trapped in a jar and studied under a microscope... i need to Understand him... he compells me against my own will... he's like a bull who's been castrated.

as a nation-being-person, he's oddly youthful even in comparison to younger nations. he's old as dirt, older than france actually, and still not as mature which is not setting the bar high. he's passive-aggressive and vengeful, but also extremely influential in a positive way? like western society without spanish culture would be so dull.

he's someone who was once immensely powerful but rly isn't anymore and has become, for lack of better words, irrelevant? never to me, but i have literally met grown adults who did not know spain was a country (let alone portugal) i wish i was kidding rn. as a History Enjoyer i can't ignore the fact that spain has a dark past, responsible for everything from colonial imperialism in the 15th century onwards, to brutal fascist reign throughout the 20th century. like tbh, he was once on par with england for being the Worst re: colonization, genocide, exploitation etc. in my honest opinion - while france as an imperial power did some awful shit particularly in africa - england, spain, portugal and the netherlands are by far the worst.

buuut with that all being said. i mostly write human au and i do tend to keep irl tragedies at a distance, while their personalities are still influenced by historical events, at some level ig.

as a human, he's just as complex. he's a fuckboy. he's a himbo. he's a loser (affectionate) and sometimes a loser (derogatory). he's Catholic and debilitatingly homosexual. he's passionate. he is... devastatingly sexy. he is kinda wifey, ngl. he's also kinda socially incompetent but gets away with it bc of his looks. perfect smile... sexy accent... fat ass... grrr i am squeezing him like a stress ball... i have written him as everything from a total manipulative creep to a bumbling fool who just wants his papi. like look at him... if he told me he was just a caked up white boy who never did anything wrong i would believe him... and im italian so he would bear my children.

you can pry my canon divergent spamano from my cold dead hands. pelt me with rotten tomatoes in the town square i dont care.

the bottom line is, spain has no business being this cute, but some way, somehow, he is, so imma go with it ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯

[fangirl-1st-class]

Thank you for shedding so much light on Raven!!!

So interesting she began with JEALOUSY over Angeal's doting care for Zack.

Oh my my two hands for two girlfiends..zack has gotta spread the attention evenly!

Your own drawings are superb! I like learning about ppls POURING into their oC's.

I have enjoyed your older Zack Dad drawings and lore...!

Ok quick question. Do you have a make version of Raven also shipped with Zack?

Correct me if I'm wrong.

Don't you worry you yap...I listen!

THANK YOU FOR YOUR INTEREST AND YOUR WORDS!!!! IT MEANS THE WORLD TO ME 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 

☝️I hope, I PRAY THIS IS US WHEN DILF ZACK MENTIONED EUUUUUUUGH I DONT SEE ENOUGH ART AND CONTENT MAYBE IM LOOKING WRONG BUT HE DESERVES TO GROW OLD, HAVE KIDS, BE LOVED OUGHHH!!!! SQUARE ENIX CAN PRY IT FROM MY COLD DEAD HANDS AFTER MY LAST STAND!!!!!!!!! And yeah! Raven had a male version since the get-go, the only real difference was that his name used to be Raen (Raven without v). Now I just refer to him as Raven. Kid me had it figured out SO much better tho, it's easier to type Raen than Guy!Raven or ♂Raven lmaooooooooo. Basically it's the same character no matter their gender, they exist in my head interchangeably.

*Blink*it's Zack's boyfriend, *blink* it's Zack's girlfriend, *blink* it's boyfriend, *blink*-

[sev-wildfang]

you can pry corny dyke shit from my cold dead hands and i dont really care if the stake i have in it is not one i should have

[wehaveagathering]

anyway i need every single person to understand that i am one thousand billion trillion percent down bad. if you can think of a pet name that's him. that's sweetheart. if you have ever kissed your cat on the head real hard and they said MEOW that's what im psychologically doing to him right now. if you ever wrapped someone in a blanket burrito and put on soft music and patted their head that is literally what im doing right now. i dont give a flying fuck how many goals he let in he will literally never be a bad goaltender and you can pry that from my cold dead hands i DO not care. he is tired sleepy and also i GIVE a fuck about him. fuck you x

[notreallyuseless]

WEEK 4 OF READING MY HERO ACADEMIA EVERYDAY!!! (Vol 22-28)

First off, Juzo Honenuki is my favorite character of class 1-B. Idk why lol his design is weird but cool, his quirk is so powerful, he sounds like a very chill dude IDK!

And now... BLACKWHIP! LET'S GO! IT'S MY FAVORITE OFA QUIRK!!!!!!! AND I LOVE THE TROPE OF CHARACTERS LOSING CONTROL OF THEMSELVES/THEIR POWER!!! YEYEEEAAAAH

Aizawa training Shinso is something i wish we could have seen more of T_T Aizawa cares so much and Shinso is trying so hard to be worth his time and i'm just AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA (also you can pry my hc that PresentMic also trained Shinso from my cold dead hands <3)

And Izuku giving compliments on Shinso's fighting style and omg I just love this green bean haha

(Also, first Oboro's first appearance??? I think??? woah)

omg baby Shigaraki :(((( he looks so small

Dabi refusing to help with Gigantomachia just to spend more time with Hawks. I know what you are lol

Twice being concerned for Giran :((((( Calling him his friend :(((( damn... Twice you deserve the world

....Damn long haired Shigaraki is kinda..... haha and him killing a bunch of people during the mla fight. Just... wow Shigaraki. sorry i didnt realize sooner lol He's so cool his design is so cool he deserved better

Himiko killing a bunch of people using Ochaco's quirk is still so cool!!! Curious was like oh poor little girl it must be so hard to be you and Himiko was like "nah" haha

Oh...Oh Shigaraki's past... oh no. This is so gruesome!!! omg his mom reached out to him anyway i'm so DOOOOONE!!!! I FORGOT HOW BAD IT WAS. I always found it weird how the Doctor was able to bring back the hands from each family member but turns out his quirk was cutting people up, not dusting them at the time????

ANOTHER GREAT CLOSE UP OF TOMURA!!! IT'S SO WELL DRAWN!!! HE LOOKS SCARY

Wow the panel with a laughing Shigaraki surrounded by debris and dirt is SOOOO COOL haha

(I'm sorry, reading the holiday chapter while i'm less than a week away from halloween is kinda funny)

Shoto keeps riping into Endeavor. That's so funnnnyyyyyy

Natsuo, fashion icon with his Front/Back shirt haha

Oh i forgot the Aizawa/Yamada/Kurogiri talk would happen soon... ow... Aizawa saying the power of friendship won't do shit (funny) Aizawa looking sadly at Kurogiri remembering his friend (very not funny)

HOLY SHIT THE PANEL WHERE YOU CAN KIND OF SEE OBORO'S FACE WOAAAAH SO COOL AND CREEPY WOAH

Anyway... Hawks... i know what you're about to do... i know it.... i'm going to have to relive this.

(The manga is presenting everything good the Doctor Ujiko did and then they show the Sun Kindergarten(idk if thats the right name) and i'm just here suffering because thats where Touya ended up when he woke up from his coma... the pain!!!)

Mirko is so so cool <3 i couldnt wait to see her fight!!!!

Oh i loooove foreshadowing. There's a panel of a bunch of member of the plf that are runninf towards the main fight at Gunga and you can see Dabi slightly in the background going in another direction... oh... this is going to go baaaad

Under here is me having a breakdown vvv ;)

THERE IT GOES. SCARY HAWKS IS HERE. I FEEL SO BAD FOR TWICE HAWKS YOU'RE SUCH AN ASS I HATE YOU (you look so cool) YOU SAY YOU DIDNT WANT TO FIGHT TWICE BUT IDK WHAT TO THINK ANYMORE. WHY DO YOU LOOK SO SAD. FUUUUUUCK!!!! I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU

AND THEN ONE OF TWICE DOUBLE SAVES HIMIKO AND SHE TELLS HIM THANKS BUT LIKE THE DOUBLE'S MEMORIES DONT GO TO THE ORIGINAL SO TWICE DIED NOT KNOWING IF HIMIKO IS ALRIGHT AND IM JUST AAAAAAAAAAAA

^^^ breakdown finishes ;)

(to be honest I like Hawks story as a character too much to hate him fully but damn. I *hate* him for what he did to Twice.)

Tokoyami stays #1 in my heart anyway 🥰

OOOHHH the panel when Shigaraki wakes up from his coma to become stronger!!

Unconscious + injured Hawks are the best kind of Hawks 🥰

Omg Aizawa saying that there's no way he's letting his students down and you see all of class 1-A AND SHINSO 🥺🥺🥺 Aizawa the man that you are

_______

And that's it for this week!!! There was a lot of things i forgot about the Gunga fight! I don't even want to think about the Hawks/Twice moment!

[atomic-lullaby]

i dont CARE if my arms, shoulders and neck are sore. you can pry my dumbbell boyfriends from my cold dead beefy hands

[six-sealed-saber]

the guild literacy headcannons YAY

hello im slowly getting back into the guild and i want to like just word vomit these real quick hdsgjh

these might not all be accurate cause i might just forget some of the characteristics they got so. oops. 

- i think all of the rich people know how to read. i feel like thats a given. so both fitzgerald and margaret know how to read and are pretty well read. 

- fitzgerald is also a persuasive speaker. hes a buisness man so it would make sense that hes a good speaker as well. margaret isnt. i just think she never needed to, so she doesnt have that skill honed yet. 

- hawthorne also knows how to read. hes gotta if he wants to read the bible. i think he would teach children to read as well as a community service act if that makes sense. i also think he is a good public speaker as well! the perks of being a preacher. anyway. both knows how to read and well read.

- melville knows how to read, but i dont think he is well read. he learned the basics and never thought to look more into it. hes a sailor i dont think he had the time. and he doesnt speak so i dont think he has much public speaking skills 

- louisa and poe know how to read also and are pretty well read. its a given. they dont have any public speaking skills though, stage fright and anxiety moment. 

- twain, surprisingly, is well read and literate. i was gonna make him illiterate but then i remembered hes literally writing a diary and i was like “oh yeah wait.” but i think its a surprise to everyone when they find out that he knows what words mean LMAO

- “does he know?? does he know what that means????” (yes he does. only about 50%) 

- im sure hes used his literacy to his advantage when picking up ladies (i am a firm believer that he is a fuckboy/charmer/casanova you will pry that from my cold dead hands.) hes just very charming and i think you’ll either love him or hate him when you first meet him. he knows his way around a conversation and can change the course of it to his advantage very easily. its his CharmTM 

- he taught tom and huck how to read and its his worst mistake ever. (their handwriting is horrible. the pencil is as big as them. they can barely hold it) 

- anyway. can you tell whos my favourite. 

- lucy does know how to read but i also dont think she is well read. she read in the orphanage and was taught a little more in the guild but she just doesnt strike me as the reading type. if that makes sense. she does, however, have public speaking skills. its just her aura, she knows how to command a room. what a gal. 

- steinbeck barely knows how to read. i think he would work on the family farm and that would take up most of his time so he just never learned or wasn’t taught very much. he cant do public speaking that well either. hes good with one on one but i think he cracks when its a fairly decent crowd. i dunno i just think hes a loner by accident (he hates loneliness but it just seems to follow him around.) 

- lovecraft does not know how to read. when asked how he learned to speak he said “by observing people.” he is a creature of the depths why would he ever need to know what words mean? thats not what creatures do. he doesnt care to learn; probably just figures it out himself. 

anyway. thank you for reading my absolute word vomit. 

[conarcoin]

you can pry s&c family dynamic from my cold dead hands. "ty is just their intern" ok? i dont care

[aclownsclownery]

Oh smart people of the genshin community help me

Who should I put in that 4th spot

Im going for a bloom Nilou team, and im not entirely sure if Yaoyao is good for that, so please inform me on that

I dont care if its not good for the setup you can pry Baizhu off this team from my cold dead hands

All the characters I have currently listed below

(Note: Characters X-ed out are already on the other team as I am building this for spiral abyss and fun reasons)