#I don't wanna live a day without you; I just wanna be the one that makes you happy / NikoZai

[iminyourwallsbabe]

How the fuck is this a good response???? Seriously. You just read about how so many people of color, women, and disabled people are going to die and you somehow made it solely about queer people

Like actually, fuck you. You wanna build community but you come to conversations like this and make it all about you.

We are dying. It doesn't matter wtf we identify as, some of us are getting put in detention centers and dying, some of us are gonna lose our parents not to something they could've gone their whole lives without knowing but because of people who don't like how we look, some of us are gonna lose our healthcare, which newsflash, we need for more than just "living authentically". I have fucking heart problems, I may need surgery one day so I don't die. I can't authentically live my way out of that. Afab people are going to be forced to have kids they don't want or just die. Across all these situations, your pronouns and sexuality do not fucking matter. All these people see first is your skin and whatever gender you present as.

But sure, let's talk about queer people for a second.

It's well known that they want us dead, but you know who will statistically die first? QUEER POC. WE ARE THE FIRST ONES TO GO. You wanna build a community? Fucking acknowledge that! Fucking acknowledge how vulnerable we are compared to the rest of you. We can't just "come back", tell that to all the Native American tribes that don't exist any more. You can't plan for queerness and eradicate it, you know who you usually can get rid of though? Entire ethnic groups. We do not have the luxury of saying "we will come back". You do. Not the rest of us.

This is why we need to fight, and this is why y'all need to stop center your Marshmallow Matey asses in all these conversations. I fucking hate y'all omfg.

If I have to see one more “we survived him before we can do it again” post I’m going to scream.

So many people didn’t. So many more people are going to die. Women are going to bleed out in parking lots because doctors are scared to give them the abortion they need. Migrates are going to die in detention centers. Kids are going to have their parents ripped away in mass deportations. Potentially millions of people are going to lose their healthcare.

Yes, we keep fighting, but don’t say we survived before. A lot of people didn’t.

[blueishspace]

Hero, Villain, God 3

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*Grian's pov*

Being Poultryman was more fun then you thought it would be and that's saying a lot considering you already had high expectations. These last few days have been the most fun you have had in the last 10 billion years! It's just so different to actually be involved directly... People actually thank you for trowing eggs at other people.

And now you went one step further then just trowing eggs at criminala, you managed to fill mayor Ren's house with chickens! Every single room is filled witch chickens. Bathroom? Chickens. Kitchen? Chickens. Weird suspicious basement permeated with metallic scent? You better believe it, that's filled with chickens too.

You honestly can't wait for his reaction...

Thinking about it, it's weird how little surveilance the mayor has in his house... you got in without having to use any divine ability except for those that make up Poultryman's powers. And you would have gotten away with it too if it hadn't been for him.

"Stop righg there, scoundrel!" It's Hotguy to interrupt if it wasn't clear, you don't see why the hero association would send the number one hero after you but this is going to be fun. Any other god would have just smited him for interrupting but that would just be...so boooring. No, you are going to punish him in a much more... subtle way... ...Mentally.

"Hello there, Averageguy" You can see him process what you said in real time.

"It's Hotguy! Not ...that!"

"So narcisistic, no no no, you really need to chill down or I'll have to demote you to Mediocreguy"

"MEDIOCRE!? You can't just demote me!" Oh, he is fun, he's so sensitive to mockery.

"Too bad, you are Mediocreguy now, told you that you needed to chill down and you didn't listen".

At that he starts chasing you, took him long enough to remember his job is to catch you, of course you aren't going to be catched that easily. You are stil agod after all.

"I'll have you know I'm very chill you pesky bird!" Pesky bird? That's a new one.

"You are neither chill nor hot" You jump in the air and land behind him. "More of Lukewarmguy really".

Well, you could just lose him now but you wanna have a bit more fun before you leave.

"Come back here! You oversized chicken!"

Well now he's going to get egged, he brought it upon himself really- oh? One moment... You perceive a woman reporting for live television nearby... You suddenly have a devious idea and ou lunge towards her general direction.

*The following Clip was taken from Hermitopia Daily*

"-Shareholders predict that the new policy will be a strong step foward towards-"

*Suddenly a chicken themed man jumps in in the middle of the live recording*

"Hello there spectators! Sorry to interrupt!"

"P-poultry man!?"

*The man in the chicken costume turns towards the camera and takes out like ten 100 dollar bills*

"Hey mate, I'll give you these if you let me borrow that camera for a few seconds"

*The camera men speaks in the background*

"Huh...just don't break it? Please?"

"Thanks!"

*There is some shaking as Poultryman takes the camera and points it towards a very angry and tired looking Hotguy.*

"And there folks at home we have Loserguy."

"LOSERGUY!?"

"I know, before meeting you I thought you were cool too! Never meet your heroes they say, that's because they are very underwhelming."

*Hotguy jumps towards the camera, there's some more shaking and then the camera is pointing towards an Hotguy whose face is faceplanted onto the ground and who is groaning onto the floor*

"Well ... first of all, attacking me? That was rude. Second of all, if you are going to jump someone at least don't fall, It's just embarassing."

*Hotguy gets up with another frustrated groan and takes out his bow and arrow*

...

"Well, time to give back the camera to it's owner! Wouldn't want an arrow to break it after all!"

"You! Come back here!"

"Toodles Cringeguy!"

*The feed cuts for a few seconds, once everything is back online Hotguy is looking around like he's searching for something and Poultryman is gone... The reporter seems to snap out of her shock, the clip ends*

*Scar's pov*

You feel like a misbehaving child waiting for punishment, you are sitting in Cub's lab and he's frantically walking back and forth.

"It ... It wasn't that bad?" You don't know why you try to argue, you regret it immediately.

"Not that bad?! Scar- *sigh*"

Ok so maybe it was, but you can't stand the idea of Cub being mad at you... Or even worse: disappointed in you.

"I'll just...catch him next time! Yeah!"

"Not only did you fail you task, not only did you push yourself way too much AGAIN but you made a fool out of yourself on LIVE TELEVISION Scar. Do you even know how much respectability you lost because of this?"

Ok... Maybe It's better if you just don't speak...

"The screenshot of you laying on the ground is now a meme template! I don't even know how that has already happened since It's been two hours at most."

Still, you will catch that Pesky bird, no one calls you Cringeguy.

*Grian's pov*

...

You're the one that started the Hotguy template, you don't regret it one bit.

...

The internet is having a field day with it, Hotguy's pr team is definitely not.

...

This is so much fun already.

[slay00ryu]

The Chaotic Duo.

A Ronin x Misaki fic

︻デ═一・・・・・・・・・・・・・・

Misaki was sitting on top of a building. Shotgun by their side, phone in their shaky hands.

<@hitmeupp>: Anyone wants to be my assassination support?

This was yet another time when they send a message like this to the server, they always did that when the target was either too dangerous or they had a very shitty day. This was the former, their clients hired her to kill a CEO of a big filming company who was also entangled with some shady mafia business. The amount of armed men around him was really getting on the poor assassin's nerves, they just wanted an easy kill, is it so much to ask for?

Well while they were cursing their client in their head, they heard a silent DING, someone dmed them!

<@goreboy>: heard you Needed some Support

<@goreboy>: what's up?

Well, that was unexpected.

Ronin usually doesn't text her when she sends a message like that, it's usually Angel who helps them. Maybe she sent Ronin because she's busy? Yeah, that's probably it.

"Dude oh my fucking God, I am dyinggg here. Like seriously, how guarded can a guy be?" They sent him a short voice message, if Angel really sent Ronin to the rescue then he wouldn't be surprised by the voice message, right?

<@goreboy>: heh seems Like the Best assassin in The Whole fucking japan is really Stressing over a small fry

<@goreboy>: who's The target btw?

"Oh shut the fuck up, I can get stressed!- oh shit he almost looked this way... oops" They send the message and then sent another one. "Some guy who worked with the mafia, the money for him is high."

<@goreboy>: damnnn alr Then maybe shoot him Before He sees ya

<@goreboy>: we Don't wanna our Fav assassin dead

They chuckled at his respone.

"Awh stop or you'll make me blush while i'm killing someone." They said jokingly, Ronin could hear them loading their gun in the message.

<@goreboy>: maybe I'd like to See ya All blushy hm?

Misaki didn't see that message until after they left the rooftop, Ronin's message really did make them blush.

<@hitmeupp>: Oh stfu

<@hitmeupp>: He's dead

<@hitmeupp>: Thanks for the help

<@goreboy>: when You need help Call For the devil and He Will help You out

Ronin chuckled after he sent that reply.

Would he really help the assassin the next time they need help? Never say never, he could as well replace Angel and take some of her worries off of her shoulders, right? Also it's important to keep the server's members alive and out of jail.

Misaki in fact did use Ronin's help, texting him directly to help her out and he was there every time. His replies were different from Angel's, well that was to be expected, they are two different people with very different personalities.

Ronin was encouraging them more in the devilish style, he was flirting with them to keep their mind off of the nerves, made jokes about the target and fed Misaki's ego about them being THE assassin.

<@goreboy>: hey Wanna Call?

<@goreboy>: i'm Bored

Misaki was surprised to receive this DM, Ronin wants to talk, and he wants to do this only with them. Weird? Maybe a little. But he could consider Misaki's interest piqued.

<@hitmeupp>: Ofc babes

Immediately after sending that on their screen was a pop up.

@goreboy is calling.

They picked up without a second thought.

Normally Misaki wouldn't show anyone their living arrangements, but only did they know Ronin for two whole years, he also was pretty open about being in possession of their IP address which meant that he knew where and how they live.

"Hey, hey. What does the big devil want from little me?" Misaki asked once the call connected.

"Not much, jus' bored, and you're quite good at amusing me." Ronin replied with a confident smirk glued to his voice.

"Woah, am I your clown now?" They asked with a fake hurt in their voice.

"More like my personal chaos maker." He was obviously flirting with them, and Misaki wasn't going to let him have his fun alone.

"Maybe we could make chaos together then?" They joked, there was no chance for them to do it together in real life, even if Misaki wished that they could meet up... Wait, what?

"About that." Ronin's voice cut through Misaki's thoughts. "I just happened to get my hands on a plane ticket to Tokio, was wondering if you could be my guide." Ronin's words made Misaki's eyes widened.

"What!" They fell from their chair. "Ouch... wait, wait, wait! What do you mean you have a plane ticket? And to Japan?"

"Don't ask so many questions, you don't need to know." Of course Ronin wouldn't answer, he has to be a fucking mystery. A hot mystery who's really helpful...

"Yeah sure whatever, so you want me to be your guide?" They crossed their arms over their chest.

"Who's better to show me around than the best assassin the whole Japan ever saw?"

"Are you seriously feeding my ego just to get me to agree? Wow Ronin... Why does this actually work every time?" They whined. "Of course I will show you around." They smiled.

"Great, I'll be there next week."

"Wait, what-"

Aaand he hang up.

Yeah. very Ronin style.

"He's coming here? Oh fuck! Ronin IS coming here! Oh my god..." Misaki's voice was mix of stress and excitement.

They started to feel something for Ronin a while ago, but they didn't really know if it would work out. But with him showing up so randomly? Maybe it was a sign?

"Oh my god! Why does it make me so fucking excited?" They groaned and fell on their bed, their face buried in a pillow so they could scream their excitement out.

A week had passed without Misaki even noticing it.

They are standing near the airport exit with the most cheesy and cringey welcoming cardboard ever: "Here stands the devil's servant" written in English, with some edgy stickers all around the words.

It didn't take Ronin long to find them and he was barely keeping in his laughter when he approached Misaki.

"Damn, such a warm welcome. Makes me feel like royalty." He said with that cocky smirk of his.

"...Why are you even hotter in person?" Misaki asked bluntly.

"You're not too bad looking yourself, quite on the contrary, you look so much better in person." He said, Misaki didn't know if he was genuine or if it was just the regular teasing, but their poor heart still took the damage.

"Uh um, yeah! We need to get to your hotel!" They changed the subject, which was answered with Ronin's chuckle.

"Sure, lead the way darling."

The assassin couldn't say that their time with The Butcher was boring. It was anything BUT boring.

Not only did they spent some fun time at the local karaoke, ate some amazing food or did other fun activities. Ronin also made sure to do some illegal activities together, going around abandoned buildings, setting trashcans on fire, Misaki watching Ronin kill a guy, or Ronin waiting for Misaki after their assassination.

They had a good time together. And undoubtedly they grew closer. Close enough that Misaki stole Ronin's shirt from his hotel room and he let her do her thing.

"You're drowning in it." Ronin's voice came from behind Misaki who just put the t-shirt on.

"AH!" They yelled and turned around. "Man learn how to walk and make sound please?" They said and glared at him.

"Yeah, yeah. Anyway... You can keep it." He came closer to Misaki. "Suits you." He smirked.

Misaki's face turned red.

"Uh.. um... thanks?" They weren't sure how to interpret his words, but oh lord even without a proper interpretation their heart went crazy.

"Told you, you're my chaos maker." He whispered into their ear. "And we can just bring chaos to the world together."

Was that really the Devil's confession just now?

[unsurebazookacore]

hot take, mike and el arent in love, because they are fourteen

well i guess mike is fifteen but still like as someone who has been fourteen/fifteen

GUESS WHO I WAS NOT DATING:

A. THE LOVE OF MY LIFE

B. MY FUTURE SIGNIFICANT OTHER

C. ANYONE WHO I WOULD BE ABLE TO SAY "I LOVE YOU" TO AND ACTUALLY FUCKING MEAN IT

D. ALL OF THE ABOVE (the answer is D by the way)

LIKE Y'ALL THEY ARE FOURTEEN

THEY MET WHEN THEY WERE TWELVE

"I knew right then and there in that moment that I loved you" MY ASS

[night-clown-demon]

@kitxkatrp asked:

Dazai--in her female form--is eating ice cream naked on the couch while they're home alone. She goes to take a bite--and it drops right between her breasts.

"...Woops~"

Nikolai passed by, only to stop in his tracks and back up. He noticed she dropped ice cream on her chest.. Oh, the temptation... but he was trying to be a good boy....

"Dove, enjoying the ice cream~?" he asked as he wandered over to her.

[keeps-ache]

ggghhg i hate vehiclessssssss ghghghhghhhhh [dies dies dies forever]

[theunrealkptano]

This doesn't come into effect until March 17, 2027, so no it's not happening "now"

"They" aren't killing depressed people. Depressed people can apply for assisted suicide. Anyone who applies for assisted suicide has the right to back out down to the last second. The state is not advocating for everyone with depression to just kill themselves - even if the state chose this position it would quickly have to be reversed because you can't just eliminate 5% (minimum) of the population without economic repercussions. Also, it's not like you can just walk in one day and be like "hey, I'm done with this shit." There's medical procedure that happens first.

Full bodily autonomy should include the right to die. I don't see why the state - or anyone else - should be able to force people who don't want to live, to live.

A society that doesn't provide opportunities for people to live should be obligated to provide opportunities to die. You want people to live? How about build a society worth living in. Most of the shit takes like this are from people who have never lifted a finger to do anything about how depression affects individuals or society at large. They don't care, they just wanna sound like an edge lord fighting tyranny without actually putting their hands in the soil to grow something worth having for people who are struggling. Sorry your position of privilege prevents you from seeing, empathizing with, and intervening in someone else's suffering. If that's you, maybe you're just a piece of shit?

[girlthativealwaysbeen]

my sister called me and kept asking excitedly that what's happening in my life and

[supercantaloupe]

gonna strangle one of my roommates

[justabunchofdragons]

also the feeling of winning a politically based argument with my dad is soooo fucking good

[clown-demon]

"It's just the smallest things, that just make me fall so much deeper in love.. Anywhere from how you say something, to your wording, or to a small gesture... it means so much to me~."

He nuzzled his face into Dazai's neck, giving him a soft squeeze. "I love you.. so much.. I never knew I was able to love someone this much.. but I love.. love love you.. I am happiest, when I am with you~."

He giggled a bit and caressed his lover's face. "I'm not sure what I'm doing to make you love me more and more, but I'm glad~"

He reached up to run his fingers through Nikolai's hair, de-tangling it a bit where it had gotten messed up during their activities.

And luckily--it seemed they didn't make too much of a mess.

[clown-demon]

@kitxkatrp

It was one of those rare days that Nikolai was the first to wake up. He did get a full nights rest, but he was BUZZING with excitement! He was staring at his sleeping husband, a big goofy grin on his face and big eyes as he admired his form. He could not wait for him to wake up... Today was Dazai's birthday, and he had gone all out for it. He wanted it to be PERFECT.

[queerunpleasantdanger]

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[liberty-spiked]

last time the fucking insurances and my city left me without money for a long time i kicked a wall so hard i got sick leave - if they keep FUCKING PLAYING WITH MY EXISTENCE IT WONT BE ME ON SICK LEAVE

[clown-demon]

"After you eat a nice meal, I'll get a nice bath warmed up for you and you can soak and enjoy it. I'll find some clothes that will fit. You have more of Dazai-kun's frame, so I am sure his clothes will fit okay~." Nikolai was usually against any other person wearing Dazai's clothes but Dazai and himself but... this was an emergency and Sigma needed something to wear that wasn't dirty...

"You'll also have a nice bed to rest in for the night, instead of being on the streets~. Just make yourself at home and get cozy~! Let your good pal Nikolai take care of ya'~!" he chirped before fetching the cooked meal out of the oven and started to place some of the pork onto a plate for Sigma.

He placed the plate in front of the man, and gave him some cold water to drink with it. "I know you're probably hungry, and my food tastes good but-- eat slow. If you scarf it down in seconds, you'll probably throw up~," Nikolai advised to the man.

Nikolai was right. Sigma wasn't....exactly the type of criminal you often heard about on the news. He had fallen into Fyodor's hands relatively quickly and it had been his only option at the time. Were it not for that, if he had been able to find his way to civilization and been picked up by a normal person, he might be working a usual office job right about now despite his ability and relation to the book.

But--

He wanted to make a face when Nikolai mentioned being friends, but managed to hold it in.

"...Those things do sound nice. And..." He looked down, "...Having a normal job....also sounds nice."

[iliveinprocrasti-nationn]

the thing about having trauma is that you think you're coping so great and fine and that you're doing well and then you realise not only are you actually going through it a bit but also you haven't been coping well and the people around you have been caught in the fallout whether they realise it or not. and then more things change and you realise it'll continue to happen even though you still feel freshly 16 and don't know how to deal with all the change