#I don't usually like pregnancy as a trope but this man got me thinking about it nonstop
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husband!gaz with his beloved pregnant!wife <3 – lowercase intentional
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⊹₊。ꕤ˚₊⊹ he is absolutely ecstatic when you announce to him that you're pregnant, picking you up and spinning you around
⊹₊。ꕤ˚₊⊹ now he's been pampering you before, but now? princess treatment to the MAX.
⊹₊。ꕤ˚₊⊹ doesn't really care about a gender reveal, he loves you guys' kid no matter the gender they turn out to be, but you insist on at least baking a few muffins or a small cake with colored filling!
⊹₊。ꕤ˚₊⊹ once you do do a reveal it was just you two during a cute little picnic! he takes a bite of whatever baked goods you made and the filling is… green? of course he comforts you when you start crying :(
"oh hun, I'm so happy we're having a little Shrek baby, don't cry…"
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⊹₊。ꕤ˚₊⊹ once you're in your third trimester you suggest doing that trend where you strap a big watermelon to his stomach, giving him a taste of what you feel day by day … he gave up after three hours
⊹₊。ꕤ˚₊⊹ safe to say that he won't let you do a single thing anymore until it's time for labor – househusband mode activated
⊹₊。ꕤ˚₊⊹ trash? taken out. dishes? done. hungry? takeout. want something home-cooked? just say the word. laundry? done. you crave chips/chocolate/ice cream but you just ran out?
"go rest on the couch, luv. here's the remote, I'll be back in 10."
#I don't usually like pregnancy as a trope but this man got me thinking about it nonstop#gaz brainworms strike not for the first and definitely not for the last time#kyle gaz garrick#kyle gaz garrick x reader#kyle gaz x reader#kyle gaz x you#afab reader#female reader#gaz x reader#gaz cod#call of duty#cod#cod x reader#call of duty x reader#x reader#kyle garrick x reader#kyle garrick#cod mw#cod mw2#cod mw3#task force 141#141 x reader#cw pregnancy#tw pregnancy#aspen writes
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Seeing a BenRook pregnancy fic in the Outlining section was very funny to me for some reason. Did anything today make you think about that in particular, or was it just a spark?
Also, for Fear Factor: I know you've been wanting to rewrite that for a while. I know you're still outlining, but are there sections you really like from your original version? Or stuff you definitely want to change/remove?
Referencing my list of writing WIPs.
Honestly, I'm kind of always thinking about that pregnancy fic. Pregnancy fics are one of those tropes that can be really hit or miss for me? I don't usually enjoy next gen fics, so for me this is more about... The circumstances that might have brought this baby into existence, and what the characters are going to do about it.
I think it was sparked when I read a really good unplanned/teen pregnancy fic for another fandom, and the ending just... Got me thinking. That, and I love thinking about what kind of fucked up anatomy a Revonnahgander/human hybrid might end up with.
For one, I think that the child's legs would be fucked. Thanks to Revonnahganders having less dense/longer legs in general, the whole skeleton is kind of... Janky. The baby would not really be able to walk, probably ever. Not without intensive surgery and physical therapy, anyway.
The baby would probably have a more protruding jaw and sharper teeth. Flatter nose and more sunken in eyes. Thick hair growth on their body and a stubby growth from their tailbone.
It would look uncanny as fuck, is what I'm saying.
(And, obviously, Ben and Rook would love their baby just the same 💕)
That being said, I want to grapple with some of the tougher questions around a situation like this that Ben might have to make decisions on. Like, is it cruel to bring a deformed baby into existence? Is it more cruel to abort it, having never given it a chance to grow and decide for itself if life is worth living? Would it be selfish to keep his baby when the universe needs him to be its hero 24/7? Rook is so traditional, would Ben be trapping him in their relationship if he goes through with the birth?
And beyond that, how does Ben feel about himself? He's pretty sure that he doesn't want kids — not this young, anyway — and he feels incredibly dysphoric about the whole thing, which is only going to get worse. How can he be a man while pregnant? His sense of masculinity is tied to his physical state, so, without that...
Much to think about. This hypothetical pregnancy fic that I may or may not write is not going to be a happy, fluffy story.
As for Fear Factor, I want to rewrite chapter one (the only bit I've written anything for, anyway) because I don't think that the opening fight scene flows well at all.
But here's a snippet for you, Sammy, despite my eternal embarrassment at showing something less than perfect >_<
#ben 10#ben tennyson#ask#sammythelibrarian#omniboyfriends#my writing#hope that answers your questions!! :p
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I've been rewatching s2 and I can honestly say it is the messiest season in the entire show. I suppose it's kind of understandable since a) the show was still kind of finding it's footing with expanding on characters and plotlines and b) the pandemic really changed a lot of plans. The messiest thing they did though was the entire storyline revolving around Gwyn and Owen.
As much as I liked Gwyn, I never got the feeling even when the season first aired that she was meant to stick around for good and rewatching has reinforced that for me. Considering we barely even got a mention of her on s1, it seems very strange that they would suddenly have her moving in with Owen in s2. I suspect that the real reason she was even brought in is bc both the actress who played Zoe and Liv Tyler decided to leave and bc heaven forbid Owen have one season without a love interest or at least some female character that he has sexual tension with, they decided to bring Gwyn in. I do like that they chose Lisa Edelstein bc her and Rob Lowe obviously have great chemistry and it's a really cool nod to their time on the West Wing. It's actually really cool bc if you watch their scenes in the West Wing, you can kind of imagine them as a young Owen and Gwyn when they first got together. But then they introduced the whole baby thing. And the whole surprise baby storyline has always been my most despised trope in any show bc it is so narratively lazy and 99% of the time adds absolutely nothing to the show. It certainly didn't add anything to this one. There was literally no reason to bring that in especially considering that the plan was pretty obviously to always have Gwn and Owen break up again.
All this storyline did was make both Gwyn and Owen look pretty bad as parents. I usually defend Owen quite a bit (and will continue to do so bc the hate this man gets is truly ridiculous) but I do understand why people were so upset with him in s2. The Owen we saw in s2 was almost unrecognizable than the one we saw in s1. The version we got in s3 was better than what we got in early s2. It's like he literally forgot that he had a son during that time. And the same goes for Gwyn too. Not once did either Gwyn or Owen think about how they were hurting their son with the way they were behaving. The storyline also made no sense from a realistic perspective. Gwyn would've been in her 50s in s2 and at the very least pre-menopausal yet somehow she gets accidentally pregnant? And then the same Gwyn who is shown to be very pragmatic and reasonable doesn't once consider the very large risk factors involved with pregnancy at such an advanced age? Not to mention how that would affect her career at that point in her life? Instead Owen is shown to be the one who's struggling with the idea. Tbh as much as I commend the show for usually dealing with sensitive topics really well, this whole storyline gave me some real "written by men who have no idea how women even work" vibes. It made zero sense to have the storyline at all considering they have Owen and Gwyn break up anyway.
It made even less sense after they decided to kill Gwyn off. And tbh I wasn't even surprised that they decided to do that bc like I said, it was pretty obvious that Gwyn was never meant to be brought into the show to begin with. Even when they brought her back in s3, it was obviously done to fuel Owen's s3 mid-life crisis. In fact, this point is literally stated by Mateo. As sad as her death was bc I did like Gwyn, at least it contributed something to the show itself as well as allow a deeper look into TK's character. The same can not be said for the baby storyline at all.
I know some people have been upset that we don't see or hear any mention of Jonah or Enzo and I do understand why. It does seem really weird. But at the same time, I'm actually not upset bc I never liked that whole storyline to begin with and I'm glad to just forget about it lol. Besides, I feel that the baby storyline is similar to the Iris storyline but in the opposite direction. As in, with Iris they may well have planned something for her in s2 but bc Liv Tyler left they decided to scrap those plans. That's understandable but then by bringing her back in s4, they ended up creating all these plotholes for the previous seasons. But ok, at least Iris's storyline contributed something and we got introduced to an interesting new character. As I said before, I would be down for seeing Iris again. But with the baby thing, it was created pretty obviously for the sole purpose of drama, it clearly wasn't all that popular even at the time and I think the writers probably regretted creating it to begin with. Not that they'd ever admit it since they couldn't even admit that the Iris storyline was not something that they'd been planning the whole time even though it's super obvious. It genuinely feels like they started regretting it very early on but bc it's a procedural show on cable TV didn't feel comfortable really taking the plunge to maybe find a way to get rid of the storyline in a realistic way (eg miscarriage or abortion) and so just ended up going along with it in the messiest way possible. Any mention we got of the baby pretty much from the beginning felt so forced. As if the writers kept thinking "oh shoot we brought this in and now we have to follow it through." But now they have no reason to do so and I suspect that they're perfectly happy to effectively retcon the whole thing and act like it never happened. And you know what? I'm not even upset about it. All things considered, retconning it actually makes more sense that having had it in the first place. At least, they're still including Gwyn and remembering her. To me, that matters more. I'm not gonna tell anybody else what to do but I feel like it might just be better to go with the flow and erase the baby thing from our minds for our own sanity. It's not like the show makes it hard.
Anyway, I just needed to get these thoughts out bc rewatching the first couple of seasons with the hindsight that we have now is truly an experience
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Star Wars Rare Pairs 2023 Dear Creator letter!
Dear Creator!
Thank you so much for being my match this year! I hope you like Luke/Leia, cause, uh, that's what I like! I tried to be very broad this year with my requests. I am excited to see what you come up with. My #1 desire is that you write something you're passionate about writing. If it's Luke/Leia(/Whoever) and you were excited to write it, I am excited to get it!
I know some people like specifics, so I will go over some here, but feel free to pick and choose, mix and match, whatever from the list. Most importantly, feel free to go Alternate Universe to whatever extent you want if that helps. Also feel free to be canon compliant. You can do a coffee shop AU or "What if Vader didn't die?" type scenario. The only exception is please do not write/draw "Luke raised on Alderaan, Leia raised on Tatooine" or variations of that.
My likes are just my likes, not requirements (obviously!). Please don't feel you have to include them if any of them are squicks, not interesting or too much for you. They are just here to help guide you if you want guidance.
Likes: Romantic sex that’s in-character, kinky sex, incest pregnancy/kids, big incest family/lots of kids, the incest taboo ("it's wrong but we’re so compatible we can’t stop"), Luke and/Leia getting off on the incest factor (initially or eventually), the idea that “the Force ships it” or created Luke/Leia as twins specifically so they could recombine together by having kids thus making more Jedi/Force users (it got things "wrong" with Anakin but This Time it's ttly gonna Do It Right...), plot-with-porn, porn that somehow feels like Star Wars (as opposed to just ‘a bedroom’), Force connection enhancing sex/orgasms and twins enhancing it even more, pregnancy sex/Leia being pregnant with Luke's kid(s) enhancing the Force/sex-connection even more, graphic/kinky/explicit sex, lactation/breastmilk consumption, top!Luke, Luke cumming inside Leia's vagina/against her cervix, cock soaking/warming (usually post-sex, not in lieu of), cervix play/penetration/dilation, age gaps, big cocks, two cocks in one pussy, pushing sexual limits, orgasm denial, multiple orgasms, using the Force to enhance sex/inappropriate use of the Force, Star Wars humans as not-quite-human anatomically (i.e. maybe they release sex pheromones; maybe they have slightly different sex organs; maybe women from Naboo have X type of vagina or men from Tatooine have Y types of cocks; maybe Leia could never have sex with men from Alderaan because she needed a compatible dick like Luke has, etc.), romance/romantic gestures, domestic fluff, trans man!Han, cuckold!Han, asexual!Han, soul mates/Destiny/Fated to be together, cheesy tropes written realistically/seriously, creative AUs, slice of life, kidfic (where the parents are still sexually active/having more kids), between the scenes/fill-in-the-blanks, fixit fics, "What if?" scenarios, time travel/multidimension.
With MMF pairings I generally like DP on the girl (anal/vaginal or two cocks in one vagina), or Luke in Leia's vagina and the other male in Luke's ass (or just watching). I generally view Luke as a top, but I think he can switch depending on the situation/partner. I could also 100% see Luke swapping back and forth between two partners penetrating them both in turn. (Han or Din or Mon or whoever bent over next to Leia as he goes back and forth between them, or magical use of the Force, magical double-Tatooine!dick, whatever.)
DNW:
Han. I’m sorry to say, but I'm just not a very big fan of Han. I personally feel like Han/Leia is a toxic relationship that was doomed to fail, though I am open to seeing you sell me on it. I have read and written Luke/Leia/Han, but I generally prefer him not involved. However, if he’s not part of the pairing requested, I prefer him not to be dead. Also, please do not make Leia cheat on him. An AU where they never got together is fine, or just a “we broke up” throw-away line would suffice. If he is part of the requested pairing then you can do as you see fit--Leia/Luke allowing him into their bedroom, Han/Leia having a threesome with Luke, all three in love from the start, Han shipping the twins and getting them to admit their feelings for each other, etc. Generally I prefer Luke/Leia+Han (vs. Han/Leia+Luke), but I’m 100% okay with a happy domestic fluff thing where they all three live together. I'm also fine with Han/Luke in that regard. (I vastly prefer a true threesome vs. a V where both love Leia but not each other. Han/Luke when Leia is off on a diplomatic mission is fine, though preferrably kept to a minimum in the story.)
Probably unsurprisingly, I am also not a fan of Mara Jade in "Legends" and would prefer her to AU not exist, for her and Luke to "broken up," or for it to be set before she and Luke hook up. I would also be fine with something like Mara likes to watch but not be involved, Mara is Luke's "beard" so he can Leia and be together (and in that case Luke can be Mara's "beard" for any pairing you want Mara to be part of if you want), etc.
I’m not into female anal sex (double penetration--a cock in each hole--or male-on-male anal is okay; pegging is fine but not a fav), Luke ejaculating anywhere but inside Leia's vagina (with exceptions if you write several scenes that progeessively advance their intimacy, a story that goes from masturbating to sex later, or something like that), death fic of any of the main pair, cheating, watersports/scat, bloodplay, vore, birth control (either explicitly note they aren't using it for breeding!kink, or, if you hate incest pregnancy, just don’t mention it/prengancy possibility), racism, homophobic/transphobic anything, feminization of Luke (he is not an effeminate gay twink in my universe even if he fucks other men/is bisexual), trans!Luke (trans!Leia amab with she/her pronouns or trans!Han afab with he/him pronouns are fine; nothing against trans!Luke it is just not what I want for this ficathon this year), toxic masculinity, Reylo in any form, The Last Jedi in general, religion, EU/Legends/book or cartoon canon (I'm just not familiar with them though obviously does not apply if you matched with me on a Legends pairing. I don't mind you using the canon from those shows/books, just not so deeply that someone who hasn't seen them would be confused), "Luke raised on Alderaan, Leia raised on Tatooine" (nothing wrong with it, just way too over done).
Common DNW that I am not opposed to:
incest, under age sex (as young as 13/14 pubescent is fine), rape/non-con sometimes (like a Jabba/Leia/Luke scenario, I don't want Luke raping Leia unless maybe Sith!Luke), coercion (like Dark Side!Luke coercing Leia would be okay), bestiality/monster sex, rimming/sounding (especially cervical), impregnation/pregnancy, labor/contraction/cervical dilation sex, lactation/breastmilk drinking, marriage, kidfic/curtain fic, very explicit/graphic sex (the more graphic the better!), happily ever after, super plotty AND super porny (my absolute fave). A/B/O stuff (I am not super familiar with it, but I am totally open to reading a Luke/Leia take on it).
Star Wars Original Trilogy:
(in no particular order!)
Jabba the Hutt/Leia Organa/Luke Skywalker
I think the obvious one here is the rescue of Han fails and both are captured. I would be really excited to see this done well as a slow-burn where Luke and Leia fall in love while also being forced to service Jabba, eventually resulting in them escaping after having discovered/admitted their true feelings for each other. However, if you want to do a total AU ("What if... Luke was sold to Jabba as Tatooine slave when he was a child?") or a non-stop Luke/Leia rapefest or something, I am open to it. I'd prefer a glimmer of a happy ending, but that happy ending could be them getting mindbroken fucked and stockholm'd happy with their situation. I am 100% fine with monster sex with big Hutt cocks and weird sex drugs and shit if you want to go there. Or, "What if... Jabba was actually a really great lover?" lol
Lando Calrissian/Leia Organa/Luke Skywalker
I would love to see a domestic fic where Lando is somehow the "third" in a Luke/Leia love triangle. I think he could be less complicated than Han in a lot of ways. This could be a one-time trio, or a committed triad. I am open to either. Or even an AU! Have fun with it! Give us some Lando love. "What if... the Empire never took Bespin, Luke rejoined them and they hid out there for a few months?" Lando helps Luke build a wardrobe (but without super gay Chanel boots fanon Luke, please)? Lando is Force-sensitive? Luke is hiding from the pain of Han/Leia at Lando's and ends up telling him the truth about his feelings and Lando helps play matchmaker? Han continues being an abusive asshole to Leia and Lando and Luke put a stop to it and treat her right? Leia seduces both of them? Space sex pollen?
Lando Calrissian/Leia Organa/Luke Skywalker/Han Solo
Foursome? Aliens made them do it? Partner swapping? A bet that goes too far? Han/Lando and Luke/Leia that gets combined? You decide! "What if... sex pollen?" lol How many dicks can Leia take at once? Let's fine out! Feel free to add Chewie/others if you're going for a total orgy, but I'd still like some plot/consequences/what happens next if you do.
Leia Organa/Luke Skywalker
The classic. I think most of all what I'd like to see with a pairing about them is just something different. I don't need to see them hooking up after Endor, that's been written plenty. I'd like either a What If? AU ("What if Han died in the carbonite?" "What if they were both captured by the Empire?" "What if Obi-Wan told Luke she was his sister sooner?" "What if Luke never learned they were siblings?" "What if Leia went to Dagobah with him?" "What if they hooked up before Luke discovered they were siblings?" "What if Luke got Leia pregnant after he blew up the first Death Star?" "What if Luke never met Yoda?") WHATEVER. Or something like a "coffee shop AU" if you think you can pull it off. (Not specifically a coffee shop AU, just something out of universe. It could be set in the 1970s and Luke is a midwest farm boy and Leia is a high society girl from New York; they could be mermaids; it could be fantasy; it could be a high school AU, whatever.) I love them together. I would like them to be in love with each other by the end of the story. If you have an idea for a Post-RotJ scenario, I am all for it. If you want to write a "between the scenes" thing like them hooking up between ANH and ESB or whatever, that is fine, too. I just want to push the limits when it comes to stories for them because I feel a lot of them are treading the same water. Go crazy and weird! Time travel! Dimension hopping! Crossover with something else! I just want more people to love them.
Leia Organa/Luke Skywalker/Biggs Darklighter
"What if... Biggs didn't die?" lol I'd love a Biggs who survived the battle at Yavin and got a proper reunion with Luke. Maybe he and Leia already know each other? Maybe Luke can be the Big Man now and introduce Biggs to the Princess. Maybe Luke/Biggs was already a thing and Leia wants in on it. Maybe Leia is into Biggs to Luke's sadness and then it turns out they wanted him as a third all along. I am open to what you come up with!
Leia Organa/Luke Skywalker/C3PO
Okay, this is probably a bit of a crackship, but I am up for it. C3PO can be a participant with some useful sex attachment, or just watching/assisting, whatever floats your boat. Perhaps he plays Matchmaker! "I do believe there is no need for concern, Master Luke. The odds of an incestuous child being born with genetic issues in this day and age are 5,678,345 to one!" "All right, Threepio, thank you. Now sit down and set vibration levels to six, please." "Not again, sir!"
Leia Organa/Luke Skywalker/Darth Vader
"What if Vader lived?" or "What if Luke and Leia were captured?" "What if Vader raised one of the twins?" I generally prefer not to have Dark Side Luke/Leia because I think it's overdone, but if you've got a unique spin on it, I am open to it. I have often thought a path for this scenario could go Luke/Leia admit their feelings which is Obviously Wrong and Dark Side, so they give in and turn and have great incest sex, they soon discover being in love and incestuous is actually Wonderful and Right and Good, and through their love they turn to the Light side again! Vader can help facilitate all of this. I am also 200% down for Vader/Leia/Luke DP. If twincest is fine, then adding Dad shouldn't be a problem, right? Bonus points if this somehow prevents Alderaan from being destroyed.
Leia Organa/Luke Skywalker/Han Solo
I'd be open to anything here, same as with Lando. I can see almost any Luke/Leia alone scenario just tweaked to add Han. I do think Han can act as a balance for Luke and Leia to keep them from spiraling too far into each other. I personally think that the Force/twin connection between Luke/Leia would make Han feel left out/third wheel, but that could also be a fun angle. How do they make him feel loved and included? ("What if... Han was secretly also Force sensitive?")
I also have a slight headcanon that Han is a trans man/super bottom, so if it tickles your fancy to write, for example, Leia with a strap on and Luke with a big dick DPing Han's ass and boypussy, I'd be all for that. I'd also enjoy Leia in his boypussy with a strap on while Luke fucks Leia's pussy with his cock, etc. or maybe just Han masturbating while watching Luke and Leia fuck because he's so impotent/whatever. Basically, anything to beta/cuck Han. (But happily!)
Leia Organa/Luke Skywalker/Mon Mothma
If you requested it because you had an idea, please go for it, but here are some ideas. Maybe Leia/Mon already have a thing and they add Luke, or Luke/Leia where they add Mon. It could be something like a classic "All three crash land on a planet during a diplomatic mission and have to fuck to convince the aliens they're legit" or "Magical space pollen made them do it." I am totally open. I would LOVE to see Mon get some loving. ("What if... Mon was secretly a swinger and invited the twins into her secret sex cabal?")
Leia Organa/Luke Skywalker/Obi-Wan Kenobi
"What if... Obi-Wan lived?" is probably the obvious choice here. I am open to your interpretation. "We have to repopulate the Jedi and you're the only girl left!" could be one... Or you could say he raised them both somewhere together. Or perhaps being with them again is like being with Anakin and Padme again after so long and he is unable to control himself...
Leia Organa/Luke Skywalker/R2D2
Probably the same vein as with C3PO... R2 can just watch, or maybe he's got some fun gadgets he can use to help stimulate and enhance Luke and Leia's pleasure. Perhaps one twin walks in on the other in an intimate scenario and is invited to join... "What if... R2 is secretly recording Leia masturbating for Luke...?" ("What if Leia is recording herself for Luke?") Poor Artoo. He also Knows The Truth about their siblingness, so that could be an interesting angle.
Leia Organa/Luke Skywalker/Wilhuff Tarkin
"What if the rescue goes wrong and Luke is also captured?" could be a good start. Perhaps something more AU where one of the twins was raised by Vader and the other is captured and they are either broken-in by Tarkin or else seduce him themselves... Maybe Tarkin just likes to watch... "What if... they manage to turn Tarkin to the 'good side' via the power of their sex?" I am all for redemption of Tarkin or utter corruption of the twins. They can fly away and live happily-ever-after with him, or they can escape the Death Star moments before it explodes with him on it. Or anything in between. (Maybe Tarkin, knowing the Force is real because of Vader, wants to breed Luke/Leia in an effort to capture more Jedi magic... and gets a little carried away... or wants to do some impregnation himself...)
Leia Organa/Luke Skywalker/Yoda
Oh god, idk why I requested this, haha. I think the best situation here is another "Yoda wants them to breed to create more Force-sensitive children" or something. Perhaps he needs to help out in some magical-Force way. Luke brings her to Dagobah? You decide. My god, does Yoda even have a penis...? "What if... I didn't request this prompt?"
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Canon Crossovers
Finn (ST)/Leia Organa (OT)/Luke Skywalker (ST)
How about some time travel for this? You'll probably need an AU where Luke lives as well. Maybe Luke and Finn are training in the Force and somehow open a portal that either brings young Leia to them, or else travels them to her. No real plot there, other than I think it'd be fun and hot. You can pick the time period Leia is from. I'm down with post-RotJ Leia, but you could do pre-ANH, as well. Leia at the imperial academy and she's seduced by two strange hot guys? Go for it.
Finn (ST)/Leia Organa/Luke Skywalker (OT)
Similar to the idea above, except in this case it's just Finn time traveling to young Luke and Leia, or Luke and Leia time traveling to Finn. Heck, it could even be some sort of meditation/dream thing where they never actually interact, but it "feels so real" in his head. Like sex with a Force ghost or something. I am 100% here for Force sensitive Finn, and I think young Luke/Leia/Finn would be super hot. I would be stoked if you could manage some Happily Ever After for all three, maybe this has to be an alternate timeline/parallel universe, but I'm into it. Also feel free to make it a one-time-only thing though.
Leia Organa (OT)/Din Djarin (Mando)/Luke Skywalker (Mando)
By "OT" for Leia I basically mean "wherever Leia is during the events of The Mandalorian" though if you wanna do some time travel hijinx here, go for it. I am fine with this being Din/Luke where they add Leia, but my preference would be Luke/Leia that adds Din. Perhaps Grogu sets it up (cute little matchmaker). Perhaps incest is considered holy or normal among Mandalores. I like the level of trust and intimacy it would require. Perhaps Din catches them and promises them secrecy. Perhaps no one knows Luke and Leia are siblings. Perhaps it's a total AU where they're all Mandalorians! Have fun with it! (I've never read any Luke/Din stories, so if you're coming from that angle, please don't over trope it with Luke/Din fanon.)
Leia Organa/Luke Skywalker (OT)/Finn/Rey (ST)
Okay, this is basically the same as the Finn ones, except now we add Rey. I am very fond of Finn/Rey as well, so I think these two couples seeing reflections of each other in the opposite couple would be lovely. I am down for a big foursome, but if you'd rather write Finn/Rey and Luke/Leia that's fine. (Also fine with swapping partners, so long as there's some Luke/Leia and Finn/Rey in there.) Happy to have a parallel timeline or alternate universe where they can all happily ever after together, but also content to have Jedi magic have them briefly meet and have sexy times, before returning them to their timelines. It can totally be a post-RotJ Luke/Leia.
Luke Skywalker (BoBF)/Leia Organa (OT)
This is basically just another version of Luke/Leia. I wanted to cover all my bases. But perhaps Leia sees or hears about Luke's performance from BoBF and it makes her reach out to him again after a long time of not communicating. (Is she concerned? Turned on? Both?)
Luke Skywalker (Mando)/Leia Organa (OT)
Basically same as above.
Luke Skywalker (Mando)/Leia Organa (OWK)
Okay, this is probably one of my most controversial pairings. I don't really want to see OWK-era Leia having sex, but I would be fine with kissing/hugging if done not too creepily. Sex is fine if she is aged to 13-16 or so. This could be another time-travel thing, it could be a Force-mind-connection thing. It could be a really weird dream. It could be two alternate timelines crashing (due to plot) that brings them together. I would definitely like some attraction between them. I am fine with sex if she's at least pubescent, but Luke should probably have a lot of (delicious) guilt about it. If you wanna go super kinky, go for it. Luke finding a way to time travel back to when Leia is like 14-16 and at the imperial academy is definitely a kink of mine. She doesn't know who he is, but he knows who she is. They have natural attraction and maybe hook up (to Luke's surprise), and both really enjoy it. He'll probably have to do a mind-wipe or create an alternate timeline/parallel universe, but I am totally here for it. Give me some crazy age-gapped twincest.
Obi-Wan Kenobi | Ben (PT)/Luke Skywalker (OT)/Leia Organa (OT)
Young Obi-Wan with Luke/Leia? Hot damn, yes please. However you want to make it happen, I am here for it. Bringing him to the future temporarily could be cool... a real Jedi Master to teach Luke and Leia... but I could also enjoy Luke/Leia going to the past to meet him. Are they shades of Anakin/Padme? Does Obi-Wan know who they are? It could be set post-Revenge of the Sith if you want. It could be a really convincing hologram that Obi-Wan recorded long ago. It could be an alternate timeline/parallel universe Obi-Wan crossing over into a different dimension. It could be a total AU where somehow Obi-Wan never aged, or was always young, or hell, maybe they're all college classmates in an AU. Whatever works for me.
Rey (ST)/Leia Organa/Luke Skywalker
Same idea as Finn/Luke/Leia, just with Rey instead. I admit, of the three scenarios (Finn alone, Rey alone, Finn and Rey together) this is the one I am least excited about... but if you have a great idea, let's go!
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Any Star Wars Crossovers
Anakin Skywalker (PT)/Leia Organa (Any-Canon)/Luke Skywalker (Any-Canon)
The main idea here is "hot young Anakin with hot young Luke and young Leia." It can be an AU where he raised them. It can be a time travel thing, or a Force-thing. Hell, it could be a situation where they don't even know who he is. Basically the same sort of scenarios as I wrote above for young Obi-Wan/Luke/Leia.
Din Djarin/Leia Organa/Luke Skywalker (Any)
Just covering my bases, see the same pairing in "Canon Crossovers."
Luke Skywalker (BoBF)/Leia Organa (Any)
Just covering my bases, see the same pairing in "Canon Crossovers."
Luke Skywalker (Mando)/Leia Organa (Any)
Just covering my bases, see the same pairing in "Canon Crossovers."
Padmé Amidala (PT)/Anakin Skywalker (PT)/Luke Skywalker (Any-Canon)/Leia Organa (Any-Canon)
Same as the one with Anakin, just now add Padmé. I love how similar Anakin/Padme are to Luke/Leia, so I definitely would appreciate a situation where they're all reflections and mirrors of each other. I would also be happy with something like... Luke/Leia watching a sexy holovid of Anakin/Padme having intimacies and getting swept up and turned on by it, etc. So not actual interaction between all four. That would still fulfill the prompt for me.
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Star Wars Sequel Trilogy
Finn/Leia Organa/Luke Skywalker (ST)
Rey/Luke Skywalker/Leia Organa (ST)
Finn/Leia Organa/Rey/Luke Skywalker (ST)
Everyone lives! And has sex! Okay, so these three pairings are all variations of each other. I mentioned my preferences for Finn/Rey in the Canon Crossover section, so you can apply that here. It's just with older Luke/Leia, instead. I think these would have to either be AU or "Force ghost" scenarios, but I am open to either of those. Or whatever else you might come up with. They can all be coworkers at an office and Luke is the manager and Leia his hot wife/sister and Finn and Rey two grunts. Or they can all be in the military, or they can all ride unicorns and be faery people... I am open to anything.
Leia Organa/Luke Skywalker/Han Solo (ST)
This can be set before TFA if you want them to all be alive. Otherwise give me an AU or Force ghosts, whatever you'd like.
Leia Organa/Luke Skywalker/Lando Calrissian (ST)
Han dies but everyone else lives and they hook up! Or perhaps an AU where they were all always together. I am totally down with whatever you want. Give me that hot geriatric sex! Don't for a second think because everyone is old and wrinkly that I don't want to see them fucking if you've got it in you.
Luke Skywalker/Leia Organa (ST)
I would honestly love to read some Luke/Leia set in this time frame. It could be before The Force Awakens if you want. Perhaps before Luke totally runs off. Perhaps after he runs off Leia finds him and that makes him run off even more. Perhaps they're having sex/a relationship the whole time anyway. Perhaps Ben saw them together as a teen and freaked out. Perhaps it's an AU where they've always been together and raised Ben happily in the Force and nothing bad ever happened. I am here for it.
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Star Wars: Obi-Wan Kenobi Series
Luke Skywalker/Leia Organa (OWK)
How can we make them meet? Perhaps it's in Force-laden dreams? Or give me an AU where they're brought together as kids. Feel free to age them up to 13-16 so it's less creepy. I am okay with kissing and some innocent innuendo if you want to keep them 10ish. I think my preference would be 13-16 year old versions where both are brought to a third planet to be raised. (So no Leia-on-Tatooine, or Luke-on-Alderaan.) I would also be happy with a total AU. ("What if the Empire took over everything and both kids met at the Imperial academy?" "What if Vader raised them both?" "What if Padmé lived and raised them?" whatever.)
Obi-Wan Kenobi/Luke Skywalker/Leia Organa (OWK)
For anything sexual, please age the twins to at least 13. Do you want creepy pedophile Obi-Wan? Go for it. Maybe he wants to breed Leia himself to create more Jedi. Perhaps it's a Jedi/Padawan ritual to keep them closer. Maybe he's lost his god-damn mind. Maybe he walks in on the twins innocently fooling around and jerks off. Maybe they're all captured by the Empire and Forced to do sexy things to each other. I have no idea. I think it'd prefer it to be less creepy and more consensual, so perhaps the twins coming on to/seducing him? "What if... just being around Force-sensitive people again is overwhelming for Obi-Wan in ways he didn't expect..." and they remind him so much of Anakin/Padmé...
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Star Wars: Legends EU
Luke Skywalker/Leia Organa (Legends)
I really dislike Mara/Luke, so my preference is that she doesn't exist, they are mutually broken up, or she is fine with Luke/Leia but is not involved in the story. I would say the same for Han. I prefer Luke/Leia not be cheating on their partners, but it can be a throw away line about being broken up or whatever. You can also do an AU, or set it before those relationships were introduced. I have no specific scenarios, I just wanted the option of Legends era Luke/Leia.
Luke Skywalker/Leia Organa/Han Solo (Legends)
Same as my OT Luke/Leia/Han scenarios, but now with Legends canon added!
Luke Skywalker/Leia Organa/Jacen Solo/Jaina Solo (Legends)
Twin on twin action sounds fun. Is it something the Force encourages, perhaps? Does one set of twins catch the other set of twins in a compromising situation and it ignites desire for them? This can be a foursome if you want, or both pairs having sex at the same time but separately (secretly or not). I am fine with either. Bonus points if Jacen and Jaina are secretly Luke and Leia's kids.
Luke Skywalker/Leia Organa/Lando Calrissian (Legends)
Same as my Luke/Leia/Lando OT scenarios, now just with bonus Legends canon! As with anything, please have Han either okay with the trio, AU where he's never been involved, or else a throw away "we broke up." Prefer no cheating, no dead!Han. (Unless it's a really good plot point, I guess.)
FOR TREATS: Obviously anything is fine! I love treats! Give me 100 words of a simple Luke/Leia kiss and I'll be stoked.
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FOR FANART:
I am open to everything. I really love explicit/graphic fanart, so that would be my preference if you're up to the task. If not, something romantic or at least clearly-shippy would be my next favorite. Feel free to use one of my fic prompts to set your scene, or just give me something that inspired you. I like romantic and beautiful, I like dreamy. I enjoy some level of humor, but probably not anything too dark. I would rather more realistic than chibi-style, but obviously you've got what you've got. It doesn't have to be realistic, just more realistic proportions. Cartoon or anime style is fine if that's your vibe. Single pictures, multiple pictures or a comic are all fine! I'd especially like:
-Pregnant Leia with Luke worshipping her
-Leia giving Luke a BJ staring up at him with adoring eyes
-Luke coming inside Leia with one of those inset images showing him fertilizing her egg
-Luke/Leia getting married/in wedding clothes, your choice but I love white with gold trim
-Luke suckling Leia's breasts (she could also be pregnant, etc)
-Something totally shippy but fantasy--as centaurs, mermaids, angels, riding dragons, unicorns, whatever.
-If you really want to blow my mind, read some of my fics (on AO3) and illustrate a scene from one of them? *_*
Obviously feel free to add another person to any of the scenarios to fulfill your match!
For treats, obviously any of this can go out the window. Chibi sketch treats would be fine!
Quicklink back to my sign up!
Thanks for reading! Like I said, feel free to mix and match any of those ideas. Feel free to ignore them. Come up with your own. I mostly want loving Luke/Leia and however you give that to me I will be happy. I think I'd be happier with some of the most weird or bizarre scenarios than the more straight forward "they had sex after the medal ceremony", but if that's what you've got in you, go for it.
Can't wait to see what you do! Also feel free to ask me anonymous questions/clarifications if you need/want! Also, I have written a lot of Luke/Leia stories on Ao3 so feel free to browse through those to get an idea of what I like.
Thank you so much!
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trope rating game
tagged by @suspiciouspopsicle (It's funny how some of our answers were almost exactly the same and others exact opposites.)
rules: How much do these tropes affect your decision to click on a fic? -10 -> very dissuaded 0 - don’t care either way +10 -> very enticed nope -> if it’s a hard no and you’d never click on a fic with that tag or or you even have the tag blocked or you’d insta click out of the fic if it wasn’t tagged. Bonus points for explaining the rating and whether it’s conditional.
Age gap: -5
Not for me. Kind of icky.
Codependency: Either -10 or 10. There's no in-between.
Look man, fucked up relationships can be really fun -- if they're done right. But it's the way they're done/the vibes that determine if it's amusing or annoying.
Obsession/Possessiveness, jealousy: okay in my head those are two different things. So for obsession/possessiveness it's a good 8 but jealousy is -5.
It can be really fun to take emotions into extremes. That whole "You are mine" mindset where "you" are all the person can think about, all the person wants to think about, is great.
But the "You know other men?!" mindset is just annoying.
Opposites (grumpy/sunshine etc): 10
It's about completion, it's about being complimentary, it's about watching how they play off each other and interact, it's about filling in the other's gaps, it's about--
Enemies to lovers, Enemies with benefits: 10
@suspiciouspopsicle said: "Enemies to lovers is fine, but I have a lot of trouble wrapping my head around enemies that also fuck. like...are you using protection? is your weapon in reach at all times? can you really trust them???"
Yeah that's the POINT! That fear is what makes it fun! The inevitable point when that tentative trust is tested (and fails?) is what makes it interesting! The "I trust you with my life but not with my most basic goals" is fantastic! That decision to be vulnerable with that person anyway is what makes it so emotional when you realize "Oh shit, I CAN trust you!"
Friends with benefits: -8
Eh, I just don't find it interesting story-wise.
Sex to feelings: 0
Just depends on how it's done.
Fake dating/relationship: -9
Mostly because there's fucking ALWAYS a scene where somebody says "I don't believe you're dating so you have to KISS to pRoVe It!!!" or at the very least an annoying emphasis on obnoxious, obviously put-upon pet names. Bruh maybe I just don't like pet names and fuck you if I think I'm going to put my affection on display for your benefit. Some people's relationships are chill and that's none of your goddamn business.
Friends to lovers: 0
Again, just depends on how it's done.
Found Family: 0
If I go looking for fanfic it's usually because I want someone to bang but found family can be fun too.
Hurt/Comfort: 8
Aaaaaaaaangst!
Love Triangle: -9
Laaaaaaaaame.
Poly, open relationships: Again, two different things. Poly 8, open -10.
Honestly OT3s are something I used to hate but then I played When the Night Comes and didn't have to choose between the two most attractive guys and went "oh shit this is kind of hot actually?" and now lately I've been super into MMF triads.
Open relationships, on the other hand, are lame. My fictional romance needs at least a little bit of obsession.
Mistaken/hidden identity: 5
Mostly depends on how it's done, but it can be really fun to see how someone acts when they have no expectations to live up to.
Monsterfucking: 10
Seriously, I'm looking for recs, people. REAL monsterfucking, none of that soft shit. I want to be scared.
Pregnancy: 0
Again, I'm more interested in how you GOT pregnant, but the soft relationship stuff can be fun too.
Second Chance: -5
Mostly not interested in why you need a second chance to begin with. Especially if there was cheating involved it's a hard no.
Slowburn: -8
These CAN be fun but I'm impatient, haha.
Soulmates: 0
Again, I like the "love of my life" level obsession, but does that need to be actual soulmates? Meh. Not really necessary.
Not tagging. Do it or don't.
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˗ˏˋ. ݁₊ ✶ ˖ 𝐫𝐞𝐜𝐤𝐥𝐞𝐬𝐬 𝐛𝐲 𝐞𝐥𝐬𝐢𝐞 𝐬𝐢𝐥𝐯𝐞𝐫 - 𝟒.𝟕𝟓/𝟓 ☆ . ݁ ˖ˎˊ˗
chestnut springs book four
premise: theo silva is a playboy bull rider who has grown himself a reputation around enjoying a buckle bunny's presence. winter hamilton is a successful doctor getting out of a terrible marriage. their one night stand was the best they've both felt in so long but it was only one night, never to be talked about again. until a certain plus sign comes into play.
couple: theo silva and winter hamilton
tropes: accidental pregnancy, miscommunication (a little), close proximity, he falls first, reverse grumpy x sunshine
available on kindle unlimited
review below!
review:
if you told me even just 2 weeks ago that i would be rating an accidental pregnancy book even close to this high, i'd tell you you were crazy. but winter, theo, and vivi all together just cracked my heart right open. i went into this pitting theo against cade as my favorite chestnut springs man but he quickly stole my heart and left poor cade in the dust. i really wasn't expecting the love that i had for this book at all. i think that there were so many positives that i just was smiling like an idiot reading the whole time.
winter and theo were such a welcome pairing and i think they really played off of each other to change each other for the better. getting to watch theo deal with his own insecurities while also being 100% there for winter was perfect. winter getting to feel secure with something for once in her life and feel completely supported by someone was hitting me in the chest harder and harder the more i read. i think that she just needed to feel a part of a family and she really got that in this book and it made me so happy.
i also loved all of the snippets we got about the eaton family and how it's changed since we were introduced to it in the first book. they've really just grown into their own and become such a supportive unit for anyone that enters their family. where is my canadian cowboy family to adopt me? getting to read about winter's relationship with the other girls was so heart warming and i swear i could read a book just about the girls and their daily adventures in the eaton family.
overall, i adored this and i love this series and i'm about to be crushed to finish it with this next book but i can totally see myself coming back and rereading these books a few times at least.
q & a:
are they endgame? - i'm gonna say yes pretty confidently actually. i think that theo really understands winter's trauma and why she is so hesitant towards that long term relationship but we saw him start to reassure her and really make her comfortable with it towards the end of the book. for that reason, i think he has a really good grip on how to guide her and make her feel really grounded in their relationship to keep them endgame.
did i cringe? - shockingly, considering the fact that this is a trope that i never read and usually don't like, i didn't cringe at all. i was melting reading this book i loved it. there wasn't any cringey dialogue or scenarios. i think you could probably argue that some of theo's flirty dialogue has a bit of a cringey aspect to it but i personally found it really endearing.
favorite part? - winter. i was in love with winter the whole book. i think this book really felt like the start of the end of the series and i think a lot of that came from this conclusion to the hamilton family storylines that were opened up in flawless and left unfinished. it still leaves stuff for the last book to tackle but i found myself so attached to winter and getting to read the other side of what summer dealt with and the way that she handled everything both then and now with the baby. i really think that both winter and theo's sides of the accidental pregnancy were explored so thoroughly and that made me so happy to see because i think they both went through so much with all of that. i loved the way that winter really started to come into her own and be this really strong character with so many layers. i just adored the characterization of everyone in this book but specifically winter.
least favorite part? - i think that the one thing that stood out to me was the lack of beau in this book which felt strange since every book so far usually leads into the next one really well. it even mentioned towards the end that he wasn't there and it just felt really odd because he was super present in book three which left this book feeling like we've just kind of left him. i'm sure this will be explained in the next one but with the trend of this series, it did stand out to me. other than that, i don't think i could figure out a least favorite thing haha. i adored this book.
favorite quotes (some spoilers here, of course, but minimal):
Because the very last thing I need in my life is someone who makes me feel like there’s not enough oxygen in my lungs when I’ve only just caught my breath.
“You’re not crashing a single thing. This is a family dinner. You’re family. And so, if my math is right, you’re right where you should be.”
I don’t want to be the one-night stand who’s used to scratch an itch. I want a woman like Winter Hamilton—beautiful, and smart, and sharp-tongued—to look at me and see a future.
“You’re telling me I have a daughter and I missed it all? The pregnancy? The birth? Everything?”
“He said, ‘Mom, I met her.’ And I said, ‘Who?’” Loretta’s lips curve up, her eyes taking on a faraway look. “He said, ‘The woman I’m going to marry one day.’”
I live you. Like I see you everywhere, you are in everything. Our connection is more than physical.
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Top 10 Worst Tropes in Romance - Part 2
Disclaimer: This is MY opinion, you do you.
Part 1: Here
1. The Child Partner
I’m not talking about literal children, because duh. What I mean is the a person who needs their partner to emotionally parent them.
Maybe it’s just me, but I feel like the whole point of a romantic relationship is to be with an equal. You’re supposed to be teammates, best friends, and lovers.
Of course, I'm not including cases where one partner is disabled or chronically/mentally ill and needs the other to take care of them - that’s an entirely separate thing.
I'm referring to people (usually cishet men), who constantly need their partner to manage their moods and emotions. They always have some ~trauma~ to manipulate the partner into staying in the relationship in order to keep reassuring them, confirming their self-esteem, and even doing their cooking and cleaning, as if they aren't abled adults with two functioning hands.
That shit sucks!
Imagine doing that for someone all the time and then also trying to have a kid (or multiple kids) with that person. Not only will you be taking care of your actual child; but also - your partner-child. Stop normalizing lazy, emotionally stunted men. That shit ain't cut no matter how hard his abs are or how big his dick is.
2. “I’ve been in love with you since the first moment we met.”
I don’t know what it is about this trope, but it shows up in many romances and it always makes me uncomfortable. How the hell are you supposed to react to that?
Oh, you’ve been in love with me since the first time we met? Yikes, my dude.
You can’t even fall in love with someone that fast anyway. You're not in love with the person, you’re in love with your idea of them!
The only acceptable version of this is the one where it’s more along the lines “I thought I might fall in love with you if I spent any more time with you.” But other than that, I really don't understand why this is a thing?
3. Lust = Love
Don’t get me wrong, I’m not a prude. I’m perfectly fine with couples who have loads and loads of sex. I’m also perfectly fine with casual sex and friends-with-benefits and any other consensual arrangement between adults.
I just get tripped up when pretty much all a couple does is have sex. They have little in common outside of sex, spend little time together when not having sex, and don’t share any hobbies, interests or even conversation topics. Or worse, when they aren’t having sex, they’re fighting.
If you want your characters to get laid, that’s cool. But if you want me to believe they are also falling in love - you’re gonna have to try a little harder.
4. BDSM = Abuse
Yes, abuse happens under the pretense of BDSM, but BDSM is NOT inherently abusive. It only happens within pre-established boundaries and safe words and with explicit consent. The only people who claim it's abuse, are people who have a vested interest in controlling what women and queer people do with our bodies.
So I really, really hate it when people use “It’s just BDSM, don’t be so uptight” to justify their rapey, abusive love interest’s actions. If the submissive has not already consented, or their consent was obtained through manipulation or intoxication - it’s not meaningful consent.
BDSM is a lot more complex than some of the simplistic catchphrases we use to explain it to the vanillas, and we can discuss those complexities for hours, but at the one thing is definitely true - the Dominant only has as much power as the submissive is willing to give. If they (knowingly) cross a boundary or take power without the consent of the submissive, it’s not power exchange, it’s abuse, pure and simple.
5. "All women want him. All men want to be him"
Really? ALL women? Are you sure?
I hate to tell you this, but some women are exclusively attracted to other women. And some women aren’t attracted to anyone. Some women have low libidos, and some women just don’t prioritize sex and relationships for whatever reason. And some women are in happy, fulfilling monogamous relationships already.
And all men want to BE him? Did you know that some men are attracted to other men? They might want a piece of that too. Or perhaps, they just don’t value being some alpha douchebag and are happy to be their much better-adjusted self. That's a thing.
Can we let this cliché die already? Please?
6. Giving up your dreams for ~love~.
Oh man, this is the worst! And why is it nearly always the woman, who has to make a choice between her career and ~~~LoVe~~?
So many books/movies etc. start with this powerful career woman and then by the end reduce her to nothing but a trophy to her man. That’s not feminist, it just keeps perpetuating the same tired gender roles.
And I can’t help but think about the future of this relationship. What if it doesn’t work out? Then the partner who the dreams were given up for looks like a jerk, even if they never asked for this.
And even if it works out, the partner who gave up their dream job, or opportunity, or whatever, will always have this “what if” at the back of their mind. Over time, they may even end up resenting their SO, especially if things don’t work out for them career-wise.
Just such a bad trope all around. It’s not romantic, it’s toxic, and co-dependant and I want it to stop.
7. He treats everyone like crap ***but you***.
You know the limitus test to see if someone’s a good person? Look at how they treat people who are “beneath” them. Their servers, the cleaning lady, etc.
If this guy treats servers like crap, treats his friends and family like crap, treats everyone like crap, except for the person whose pants he wants to get in (or wants to keep getting in for the foreseeable future), why are we romanticizing him? He’s a selfish jackass.
You can have a grumpy (but ultimately caring and good-natured) character, that's fine. But if he only treats people like humans when it benefits him - that's not sexy, that's sociopathic.
8. Love Cures All
Ahhh, the worst of them all. Truly, having a character who suffers from mental illness or has a major trauma, but oh look, they got some cuddles from the love interest and now they are all good!
Just stop, please. It’s so damaging to the people who are going through this, to tell them that all they need to feel better is ~~~LoVe~~~. And if they aren’t getting better? Well, they just haven’t gotten enough ~~~LoVe~~~!
It’s also damaging to the partner - no one should have this much responsibility on their shoulders.
Obviously, the love of a partner, friends, and family can HELP with the healing process, but it’s not enough by itself. Get them some goddamn therapy, please.
9. Accidental Pregnancy
I don’t know about you, but for most people I know, myself included, accidental pregnancy would be an absolute nightmare, not something romantic.
Do you know how bad my entire generation is doing financially? And people use this as a plot device to strengthen the relationship?
Also, relationships get weaker after having a child, not stronger. Babies are cute when they are sleeping, the rest of the time they are crying, screaming messes. Yeah, why wouldn’t sleep deprivation and constantly hurting everywhere strengthen your relationship? 🙄🙄🙄
10. Violent Men
IRL, violent men are scary, not sexy. Even if the violence is never directed at the love interest, chances are that over time it will be. But even if it’s not, why would you ever want to date someone who has the emotional maturity of a pre-schooler?
Because after pre-school, kids tend to learn to solve their problems with their words. But I guess your love interest hasn’t matured past the age of 6, which coincidentally also leads back to the first trope on this list. Charming.
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Smut Wars 2024 Dear Creator Letter
Home of my Smut Wars Dear Creator Letter
Dear Creator!
Thank you so much for being my match this year! I hope you like Luke/Leia, cause, uh, that's what I like! I tried to be very broad this year with my requests. I am excited to see what you come up with. My #1 desire is that you write something you're passionate about writing. If it's Luke/Leia(/Whoever) and you were excited to write it, I am excited to get it!
I know some people like specifics, so I will go over some here, but feel free to pick and choose, mix and match, whatever from the list. Most importantly, feel free to go Alternate Universe to whatever extent you want if that helps. (Also feel free to be canon compliant.) You can do a coffee shop AU or "What if Vader didn't die?" type scenario, I am fine with either sort. The only exception is please do not write/draw "Luke raised on Alderaan, Leia raised on Tatooine" or variations of that.
My likes are just my likes, not requirements (obviously!). Please don't feel you have to include them if any of them are squicks, not interesting or too much for you. They are just here to help guide you if you want guidance.
Likes: I REALLY LIKE SEXY STORIES okay? Don't feel too shy. Let your porn fly here. Be filthy, be crass, be kinky and fun and maybe even fucked up if you want. This is SMUT WARS! Give me SMUT! Okay, enough of that... let's be more specific:
Romantic sex that’s in-character, kinky sex, incest pregnancy/kids, big incest family/lots of kids, the incest taboo ("it's wrong but we’re so compatible we can’t stop"), Luke and/or Leia getting off on the incest factor (initially or eventually), the idea that “the Force ships it” or created Luke/Leia as twins specifically so they could recombine together by having kids thus making more Jedi/Force users (it got things "wrong" with Anakin but This Time it's ttly gonna Do It Right...), plot-with-porn, porn that somehow feels like Star Wars (as opposed to just ‘a bedroom’), Force connection enhancing sex/orgasms and twins enhancing it even more, pregnancy sex/Leia being pregnant with Luke's kid(s), Leia being pregnant with Luke's kid(s) enhancing the Force/sex-connection even more, graphic/kinky/explicit sex, lactation/breastmilk consumption, top!Luke, Luke cumming inside Leia's vagina/against her cervix, cock soaking/warming (usually post-sex, not in lieu of), cervix play/penetration/dilation (painless fantasy or science stretching are both great, but aim should be extreme pleasure not pain), age gaps (I know they're twins, but what if time travel? Black hole time dilation?), big cocks (including REALLY FREAKING MONSTER BIG, don't worry, Leia can take it), two cocks in one pussy, pushing sexual limits, orgasm denial, multiple orgasms, using the Force to enhance sex, inappropriate use of the Force, Star Wars humans as not-quite-human anatomically (i.e. maybe they release sex pheromones; maybe they have slightly different sex organs; maybe women from Naboo have X type of vagina or men from Tatooine have Y types of cocks; maybe Leia could never have sex with men from Alderaan because she needed a compatible dick like Luke has, etc.), romance/romantic gestures, domestic fluff, trans man!Han, cuckold!Han, asexual!Han, soul mates/Destiny/Fated to be together, cheesy tropes written realistically/seriously, truly creative AUs, slice of life, kidfic (where the parents are still sexually active/having more kids), between the scenes/fill-in-the-blanks, fixit fics, "What if?" scenarios, time travel/multidimension.
With MMF pairings I generally like DP on the girl (anal/vaginal or two cocks in one vagina), or Luke in Leia's vagina and the other male in Luke's ass (or just watching). I generally view Luke as a top, but I think he can switch depending on the situation/partner. I could also 100% see Luke swapping back and forth between two partners penetrating them both in turn. (Han or Din or Mon or whoever bent over next to Leia as he goes back and forth between them, or magical use of the Force, magical double-Tatooine!dick, whatever.)
With MFF pairings I usually have one lady with a strap on, but I am open to whatever you want. I am not opposed to pegging, either, so long as there's also some PIV as well.
DNW:
Han. I’m sorry to say, but I'm just not a very big fan of Han. I personally feel like Han/Leia is a toxic relationship that was doomed to fail, though I am open to seeing you sell me on it. I have read and written Luke/Leia/Han, but I generally prefer him not involved. However, if he’s not part of the pairing requested, I prefer him not to be dead. Also, please do not make Leia cheat on him. An AU where they never got together is fine, or just a “we broke up” throw-away line would suffice. If he is part of the requested pairing then you can do as you see fit--Leia/Luke allowing him into their bedroom, Han/Leia having a threesome with Luke, all three in love from the start, Han shipping the twins and getting them to admit their feelings for each other, etc. Generally I prefer Luke/Leia+Han (vs. Han/Leia+Luke), but I’m 100% okay with a happy domestic fluff thing where they all three live together. I'm also fine with Han/Luke in that regard. (I vastly prefer a true threesome vs. a V where both love Leia but not each other. Han/Luke when Leia is off on a diplomatic mission is fine, though preferably kept to a minimum in the story.)
I’m not into female anal sex (double penetration--a cock in each hole--or male-on-male anal is okay; pegging is fine but not a fav), Luke ejaculating anywhere but inside Leia's vagina (with exceptions if you write several scenes that progressively advance their intimacy, a story that goes from masturbating to sex later, or something like that), death fic of any of the main pair/trio, cheating, watersports/scat (female squirting is okay, though!), bloodplay, vore, birth control (either explicitly note they aren't using it for breeding!kink, or, if you hate incest pregnancy, just don’t mention it/prengancy possibility), racism, homophobic/transphobic anything, feminization of Luke (he is not an effeminate gay twink in my universe even if he fucks other men/is bisexual), trans!Luke (trans!Leia amab with she/her pronouns or trans!Han afab with he/him pronouns are fine; nothing against trans!Luke it is just not what I want for this ficathon this year), toxic masculinity, Reylo in any form, The Last Jedi in general, religion, EU/Legends/book or cartoon canon (I'm just not familiar with them). I don't mind you using the canon from those shows/books, just not so deeply that someone who hasn't seen them would be confused), "Luke raised on Alderaan, Leia raised on Tatooine" (nothing wrong with it, just way too over done).
Common DNW that I am not opposed to:
incest (obviously!), under age sex (as young as 13/14 pubescent is fine), rape/non-con sometimes (like a Jabba/Leia/Luke scenario, I don't want Luke raping Leia unless maybe Sith!Luke), coercion (like Dark Side!Luke coercing Leia would be okay), bestiality/monster sex, rimming/sounding (especially cervical), impregnation/pregnancy, labor/contraction/cervical dilation sex, lactation/breastmilk drinking, marriage, kidfic/curtain fic, very explicit/graphic sex (the more graphic the better!), happily ever after, super plotty AND super porny (my absolute fave). A/B/O stuff (I am not super familiar with it, but I am totally open to reading a Luke/Leia take on it).
Here are some prompt ideas for each pairing. Feel free to use or not use any of them, or parts or mix and match. Whatever inspires you.
Leia Organa/Luke Skywalker
The classic. I think most of all what I'd like to see with a pairing about them is just something different. I don't need to see them hooking up after Endor, that's been written plenty. I'd like either a What If? AU ("What if Han died in the carbonite?" "What if they were both captured by the Empire?" "What if Obi-Wan told Luke she was his sister sooner?" "What if Luke never learned they were siblings?" "What if Leia went to Dagobah with him?" "What if they hooked up before Luke discovered they were siblings?" "What if Luke got Leia pregnant after he blew up the first Death Star?" "What if Luke never met Yoda?") WHATEVER. Or something like a "coffee shop AU" if you think you can pull it off. (Not specifically a coffee shop AU, just something out of universe. It could be set in the 1970s and Luke is a midwest farm boy and Leia is a high society girl from New York; they could be mermaids; it could be fantasy; it could be a high school AU, whatever.) I love them together. I would like them to be in love with each other by the end of the story. If you have an idea for a Post-RotJ scenario, I am all for it. If you want to write a "between the scenes" thing like them hooking up between ANH and ESB or whatever, that is fine, too. I just want to push the limits when it comes to stories for them because I feel a lot of them are treading the same water. Go crazy and weird! Time travel! Dimension hopping! Crossover with something else! I just want more people to love them.
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Leia Organa/Luke Skywalker/Han Solo
I'd be open to anything here. I can see almost any Luke/Leia alone scenario just tweaked to add Han. I do think Han can act as a balance for Luke and Leia to keep them from spiraling too far into each other. I personally think that the Force/twin connection between Luke/Leia would make Han feel left out/third wheel, but that could also be a fun angle. How do they make him feel loved and included? ("What if... Han was secretly also Force sensitive?")
I also have a slight headcanon that Han is a trans man/super bottom, so if it tickles your fancy to write, for example, Leia with a strap on and Luke with a big dick DPing Han's ass and boypussy, I'd be all for that. I'd also enjoy Leia in his boypussy with a strap on while Luke fucks Leia's pussy with his cock, etc. or maybe just Han masturbating while watching Luke and Leia fuck because he's so impotent/whatever. Basically, anything to beta/cuck Han. (But happily!)
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Leia Organa /Din Djarin/Luke Skywalker
I am fine with this being Din/Luke where they add Leia, but my preference would be Luke/Leia that adds Din. Perhaps Grogu sets it up (cute little matchmaker). Perhaps incest is considered holy or normal among Mandalores. I like the level of trust and intimacy it would require. Perhaps Din catches them and promises them secrecy. Perhaps no one knows Luke and Leia are siblings. Perhaps it's a total AU where they're all Mandalorians! Have fun with it! (I've never read any Luke/Din stories, so if you're coming from that angle, please don't over trope it with Luke/Din fanon.)
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Leia Organa/Luke Skywalker/Darth Vader
"What if Vader lived?" or "What if Luke and Leia were captured?" "What if Vader raised one of the twins?" I generally prefer not to have Dark Side Luke/Leia because I think it's overdone, but if you've got a unique spin on it, I am open to it. I have often thought a path for this scenario could go Luke/Leia admit their feelings which is Obviously Wrong and Dark Side, so they give in and turn and have great incest sex, they soon discover being in love and incestuous is actually Wonderful and Right and Good, and through their love they turn to the Light side again! Vader can help facilitate all of this. I am also 200% down for Vader/Leia/Luke DP. If twincest is fine, then adding Dad shouldn't be a problem, right? Bonus points if this somehow prevents Alderaan from being destroyed.
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Lando Calrissian/Leia Organa/Luke Skywalker
Maybe a domestic fic where Lando is somehow the "third" in a Luke/Leia love triangle? I think he could be less complicated than Han in a lot of ways. This could be a one-time trio, or a committed triad. I am open to either. Or even an AU! Have fun with it! Give us some Lando love. "What if... the Empire never took Bespin, Luke rejoined them and they hid out there for a few months?" Lando helps Luke build a wardrobe (but without super gay Chanel boots fanon Luke, please)? Lando is Force-sensitive? Luke is hiding from the pain of Han/Leia at Lando's and ends up telling him the truth about his feelings and Lando helps play matchmaker? Han continues being an abusive asshole to Leia and Lando and Luke put a stop to it and treat her right? Leia seduces both of them? Space sex pollen? Deep dark AU where they're all captured by the Empire and have to survive?
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Obi-Wan Kenobi/Luke Skywalker/Leia Organa
You've got options here: old Obi-Wan lives, time travel or AU with young Obi-Wan Young OR we could do the "Kenobi" series Obi-Wan. (With Luke/Leia aged up a little.) "What if... Obi-Wan lived?" is probably the obvious choice here. I am open to your interpretation. "We have to repopulate the Jedi and you're the only girl left!" could be one... Or you could say he raised them both somewhere together. Or perhaps being with them again is like being with Anakin and Padme again after so long and he is unable to control himself... Young Obi-Wan with Luke/Leia? Hot damn, yes please. However you want to make it happen, I am here for it. Bringing him to the future temporarily could be cool... a real Jedi Master to teach Luke and Leia... but I could also enjoy Luke/Leia going to the past to meet him. Are they shades of Anakin/Padme? Does Obi-Wan know who they are? It could be set post-Revenge of the Sith if you want. It could be a really convincing hologram that Obi-Wan recorded long ago, or a Force Ghost. It could be an alternate timeline/parallel universe Obi-Wan crossing over into a different dimension. It could be a total AU where somehow Obi-Wan never aged, or was always young, or hell, maybe they're all college classmates in an AU. Whatever works for me.
If you go with "Kenobi" series Obi-Wan, please age the twins to at least 13. Do you want creepy pedophile Obi-Wan? Go for it. Maybe he wants to breed Leia himself to create more Jedi. Perhaps it's a Jedi/Padawan ritual to keep them closer. Maybe he's lost his god-damn mind. Maybe he walks in on the twins innocently fooling around and jerks off. Maybe they're all captured by the Empire and Forced to do sexy things to each other. I have no idea. I'd prefer it to be less creepy and more consensual, so perhaps the twins coming on to/seducing him? "What if... just being around Force-sensitive people again is overwhelming for Obi-Wan in ways he didn't expect..." and they remind him so much of Anakin/Padmé...
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Jabba the Hutt/Leia Organa/Luke Skywalker
I think the obvious one here is the rescue of Han fails and both are captured. I would be really excited to see this done well as a slow-burn where Luke and Leia fall in love while also being forced to service Jabba, eventually resulting in them escaping after having discovered/admitted their true feelings for each other. However, if you want to do a total AU ("What if... Luke was sold to Jabba as Tatooine slave when he was a child?") or a non-stop Luke/Leia rapefest or something, I am open to it. I'd prefer a glimmer of a happy ending, but that happy ending could be them getting mindbroken fucked and stockholm'd happy with their situation. I am 100% fine with monster sex with big Hutt cocks and weird sex drugs and shit if you want to go there. Or, "What if... Jabba was actually a really great lover?" lol It'd be very nice if you can somehow work in Luke/Leia knowing they're twins in the scenario.
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Leia Organa/Finn/Rey/Luke Skywalker
Everyone lives! And has sex! I am very fond of Finn/Rey, so I think these two couples seeing reflections of each other in the opposite couple would be lovely. I am down for a big foursome, but if you'd rather write Finn/Rey and Luke/Leia that's fine. (Also fine with swapping partners, so long as there's some Luke/Leia and Finn/Rey in there.) Happy to have a parallel timeline or alternate universe where they can all happily ever after together, Force ghost sex, some missing-scene where you can get them all together somehow before they die, but also content to have Jedi magic have them briefly meet via time travel/parallel dimensios, and have sexy times, before returning them to their timelines (or not!). I am open to whatever you want. They can all be coworkers at an office and Luke is the manager and Leia his hot wife/sister and Finn and Rey two grunts. Or they can all be in the military, or they can all ride unicorns and be faery people, or on a road trip to the Grand Canyon, whatever... I am open to anything. (I think if Rey or Finn have initial "incest disgust" they should relatively quickly get over it, or just not think it's that weird in the first place.) (For added incest fun, you can also make Rey and/or Finn Luke and/or Leia's kid[s] if you want.)
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Leia Organa/Luke Skywalker/Doctor Who
I love Doctor Who, both the new series and classic. I went with "Doctor Who" instead of any specific Doctor because I figure that'd give us more wiggle room. My favorite Doctors are: 2nd Doctor, 4th Doctor, 5th Doctor, 9th Doctor, 11th Doctor, 12th Doctor, 15th Doctor, but you can do whichever one you feel most comfortable with. I won't DNW it, but I'd rather you didn't write the 10th/14th Doctor. (But you can if you absolutely must.) Scenarios here are pretty easy: the Doctor shows up, meddles, and seduces/gets seduced! It could be especially fun if he is the catalyst for Luke/Leia hooking up/admitting their True Feelings for one another. But I am open for anything! You could go way Alternate Universe and have them abandon the GFFA and go time traveling with him. Have fun! (Also feel free to add appropriate companions or not, your choice.)
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Leia Organa/Luke Skywalker/Mon Mothma
If you requested it because you had an idea, please go for it, but here are some ideas. Maybe Leia/Mon already have a thing and they add Luke, or Luke/Leia where they add Mon. It could be something like a classic "All three crash land on a planet during a diplomatic mission and have to fuck to convince the aliens they're legit" or "Magical space pollen made them do it." I am totally open. I would LOVE to see Mon get some loving. ("What if... Mon was secretly a swinger and invited the twins into her secret sex cabal?")
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FOR TREATS: Obviously anything is fine! I love treats! Give me 100 words of a simple Luke/Leia BJ and I'll be stoked.
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Thanks for reading! Like I said, feel free to mix and match any of those ideas. Feel free to ignore them. Come up with your own. I mostly want loving Luke/Leia and however you give that to me I will be happy. I think I'd be happier with some of the most weird or bizarre scenarios than the more straight forward "they had sex after the medal ceremony", but if that's what you've got in you, go for it.
Can't wait to see what you do! Also feel free to ask me anonymous questions/clarifications if you need/want! Also, I have written a lot of Luke/Leia stories on Ao3 so feel free to browse through those to get an idea of what I like.
Thank you so much!
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