#I don't have resting bitch face
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Just came across this from shot from Spider-Man: Freshman Year...
Disney, just because you make Peter wear his yellow sweather and make him gay, it doesn't mean i'll watch it. (Like seriously, why are they staring at each other lovingly like that? We are about to get queerbaited so hard i swear)
i love the 60s inspired art style! very cute. very cute. i'm always very reluctant to get too excited about spider-man projects though. a sci has to manage their expectations (i don't want to get hurt again)
#sci speaks#i don't have a lot of thoughts about freshman year. but i don't have a lot of thoughts in general about anything really.#sci talks animation#i kind of don't want to see tiny twink nerd spider-men anymore.#give me jerkish twunk spider-man with resting bitch-face as he should be. why do we keep cutesifying him.
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Just read a conference paper that mentions fictionkin and... does a fantastic job at completely misunderstanding the phenomena and confusing it with KFF, but worse than that is that it uses a grand citation of a TikTok for that part. How is this going to be a foundational part of your paper's point when you can't even be half-assed to actually look into it. One of the authors has a PhD.
#Who needs good scholarship when you can say a lot of words and pretend to know what you're talking about?#If you don't have a reliable foundation then the rest of what you build up is fundamentally meaningless!#But this does function as a great source for talking about how KFF destroyed the fictionkin subculture and community at least.#And it ties in pretty well to my discussion from my capstone and ye olde lecture about how academia has so many blinders on for what they#WANT otherkin to be that they continuously misinterpret it to the detriment of everyone even in the face of opposing evidence and research.#Jeeeeeesus christ man. I'm going back to bed.#Unrebloggable because I just want to bitch. Shitty publications will always exist and I will always be disappointed and mad in equal measur
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aye can i get a fuckin uuuhhhh
break. on my burger
#shit chat#family cw#got sicker than i have been in years my bank closed my checking account on accident work is nightmarishly busy#and my mother is sending strings of long voice memos in the family group chat again#i simply will not be listening to them. at most i'll ask my dad or brother for the sparknotes version#bc her pattern for the better part of this year has been radio silence. no attempt at communication whatsoever#and then BAM like 5-10 min worth of voice memos screaming crying sobbing shaking#I DON'T KNOW WHAT I HAVE TO DO TO GET MY CHILDREN TO FORGIVE ME. I'M CRAWLING ON MY KNEES ON THE DESERT FOR A HUNDRED YEARS REPENTING#WHAT THE FUCK IS FAMILY FOR YOU KNOW I LOVE YOU MORE THAN ANYTHING AND I'M SUFFERING SO MUCH AND I'M ALONE BECAUSE#MY FAMILY ABANDONED ME. I HAVE NO ONE. I DON'T KNOW WHAT I DID BUT I'M BEGGING. I NEED HELP I NEED MY KIDDOS AROUND ME PLEASE I'M DYING#followed by several minutes of sordid updates on her shitty miserable life#which is tbf pretty shitty & miserable. she's extremely physically disabled & mentally ill#her partner had a severe stroke a couple months ago and is still recovering. they've both been in & out of hospital#neither working. partner's adult son who lives with them is the only income in the household#partner's permanently disabled mother also lives with them. plus 2 large dogs 6 cats and 3 each of chickens & ducks#they're in court suing their landlord bc he's trying to evict them but the property is an uninhabitable shithole to begin with#but like. whenever i do make the mistake of responding to one of her groupchat tantrums#she's just like 'oh you know me im a survivor :) i just miss yous is all :) now that you're here i'm gonna bitch about my life for an hour#and ignore everything you have to say and show active disdain & boredom whenever you tell me anything about yourself or your life :)'#and if i offer help she refuses it#like it's just a bid for attention. expecting unconditional love and absolution and salvation from us bc That's What Families Do#she doesn't actually seem to give a shit about any of us as real people. just this ironclad delusion of unconditional family support#that she frankly has not earned#my brother actually did go visit her in the hospital on thanksgiving. driving 2hrs out of his way to do so#and she was a raging passive aggressive bitch to him and threw the gift he'd brought her back in his face#ma'am i know you're Going Through It but so are the rest of us & frankly you've given me zero reason to want to interact w/ ur caustic ass#plus this is petty but yet another way in which she doesn't listen to me & makes no attempt whatsoever at genuine relationship#i've told her numerous times that responding to groupchat voice memos is hard for me. that i love & miss her#and if she wants to see me or needs help or whatever to please contact me one on one either by call or text#nope. refuses to respond to/initiate individual contact. ONLY traumadumping in the fam chat. TLDR MY MOM IS A DISFUNCTIONAL TOXIC NIGHTMARE.
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Everyone's favorite protagonist is now a pone..
#don't ask me about the face i just wanted to drew her like that#+ i don't like the too grumpy Reimu fanon but she definitely have a resting bitch face and can have a very interesting expressions sometime#reimu hakurei#touhou project#should i tag this as mlp#she is a pony after all ermz#I DON'T LIKE HOW THE BG COLOR LOOKS A LOT LIKE THE TUMBLR DARK THEME COLOR#anyway hihi i love lineless fanart
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Just saw this TikTok of Cody singing 'Boyfriend Kisser' while there's this imagine of Noah and Emma kissing instead of Gwen and Duncan and omfg
Like, hear me out guys. AU where there's no NoCo, but Cody had at some point a tiny crush on Noah (explains the cuddling in the episode between TDA and TDWT anyway). So, you know. Cody's at home and watches TDRR (mostly because Owen, Noah and Geoff are in it) and then he sees Noah and Emma kissing??? Believe me when I say this guy's been singing 'Boyfriend Kisser' for a full week, annoying literally everyone. Since that kiss you can not mention Emma's name without him starting to sing 'Boyfriend Kisser'. That kiss affected him more than any rejection in his entire life.
#sassy-bitch-since-2007#Sometimes he gets away with calling Heather to sing with him. Every time that happens she blocks his number right after#Is a whole shit show#*Noah and Emma kiss on TV*#*Boyfriend Kisser starts playing in that exact second and Cody starts singing while pointing towards the TV his face full of betrayal*#Idk guys to me is so funny lol#No hate on nemma#In this house we respect bi Noah#He's so dramatic and for what???#If Courtney got eliminated before she could sing that song rest assure Cody would have taken her place no question asked#Anyway take this#total drama noah#total drama cody#total drama emma#td nemma#nemma#don't get me wrong i don't ship nemma#But I don't hate it either#td noco#total drama noco#Cody 🤝🏻 Courtney @ singing 'Boyfriend Kisser' every time someone mentions Emma/Gwen#Solidarity#Cody made that song.his entire personality#I mean they were dating inside his mind yk
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thank you for the tag @fxreflyes this is so cute, except the format is trying to hinder my propensity to ramble, so i’ve rectified this in the tags lmao
i’m over 5'5 / i wear glasses or contacts / i have blonde hair / i often wear sweatshirts / i prefer loose clothing over tight clothes / i have one or two piercings / i have at least one tattoo / i have blue eyes / i have dyed or highlighted my hair / i have or have had braces / i have freckles / i paint my nails / i typically wear makeup / i don’t often smile / resting bitch face / i play sports / i play an instrument / i know more than one language / i can cook or bake / i like writing / i like to read / i can multitask / i’ve never dated anyone / i have a best friend i’ve known for over five years / i am an only child
no pressure tags for @static-radio-ao3 @inevitablestars @itsjaywalkers @carniferous @orbitfalls @transsexualpriest @futurequibblerjournalist <333
#i'm like 5'7 i think. fun fact i used to wear glasses when i was like 11 bc all my friends were getting glasses and i wanted some too so i#lied to my optician. lol good times. don't actually need glasses tho soooo.#this is me coming out as a natural blonde guys….. like my hair hasn’t been blonde in a good year or so and it hasn’t been my natural blonde#in like three/four years but still in my heart of hearts i identify as a blonde. like i get confused when people don't count me as one#i have my ears and nose pierced and i would love a tattoo but unfortunately i have both a fear of needles and commitment issues so.#not sure if that’ll ever happen… would be very hot and sexy tho. also i'm one of those freaks with green eyes lol it's appaza quite rare#my hair is currently like dark dark brown… have been getting the itch to dye it again tho like a kinda reddish colour idk yet we’ll see#i had braces for AAGES. i have freckles in the summer and i paint my nails whenever i remember to. rn they’re a very chipped lilac colour#i think i have a resting bitch face but i can never tell tbf like it might be more of a resting 'dead to the world' face lmao#okay technically i don’t play an instrument anymore! but in the past i’ve dabbled with the cello the oboe and the xylophone. singing too#spanish and italian baybee although ig if this means like fluently then that’s not me but this is literally my degree it’s my whole brand#yes i like to read but also the only things ive read in like the last few months have been either books in spanish/italian for my degree#literary criticism for said span/ital books and… fanfic. so. also i like writing but it's my worst enemy rn the thoughts aren't working :(#i have many best friends that i’ve known for years!!!! in fact i've known some of my friends for like my entire life it's very cute#okay sorry for rambling i can never help myself and i also literally could go on icl like there was Some restraint applied here#kara lore#bc there's quite a lot of it in this one lol#tag games
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I have a resting bitch face and everytime I feel neutral someone asks me if I'm mad or okay like yes, father, I am fine get used to it because I am tired and have no will to show what I feel when I probably don't even know myself
#girlblogging#this is a girlblog#girlblog#girlblogger#resting bitch face#i am so tired#i will be mad if you keep asking me#i am tired#fuck you#hell is a teenage girl#i don't have the energy to feel 100% all the fucking time#let me be#lana del rey#lana del slay#lana is god
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EXPLODES your Tims with my mind,,,
THANK YOU. that's the intended effect <3 here's a bastard for you anon
#tommy's foolery#i've decided that the reason n!vic's resting bitch-face isn't as bad is because they have glasses#if you gave my other vics glasses they would not have the constant glaring. however they don't like glasses#tommy's stickmen tag#pitch's art#victim my detested. i need to break them in half
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I doodled two things today and yesterday
First time actually in a while I've drawn this little shit Screech but I do like how his doodle came out :]
Maybe one day I will do a fullbody ref of Screech. Especially due to the whole "Drop Kick Screech" fic from Diantheia reaching it's 40th chapter (Congrats Dian :D)
#roblox doors#I'm pretty sure by now Seek just has a resting bitch face whenever I draw him#I don't plan to post the older doodles I did of Screech cause they were scuffed#But he looked just as mischievous as he does here#Dian's fic may or may not have put the little guy in my head enough to draw him
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why did a random woman just come up to me at the library to ask if I had beef with her
#she was like 'you're always giving me looks' I just have resting bitch face and youre always sitting in the same spot by the door#so I notice you every time I walk in#I don't even know your name why would I have a problem with youu like please#txt
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For the ask game, what about 20 for Grimm?
20. Has your OC ever done something terrible and lied about it? Did they run away or blame someone else for it? How long did they maintain the lie and did the truth ever come out?
of course
grimm's done some nasty things, but it's exclusively along the lines of brutalizing or killing people (as a weapon does), and most of which happened while it was at the end of the casimir family's leash during its teen years.
i have a hard time saying if it's lied about things because after it ran off on its own, grimm hasn't told anyone about who it was or what it had done. it's an outlaw and still beats people up or kills them if it needs to (because what else is it good for), but it's one to lie by omission, and even if someone manages to get a "life story" (heavy emphasis on "story") out of them, no one would draw a connection between them and the casimir heiress who was found dead years ago
they didn't stick around to find out what happened after they left the casimirs, and it's not until later in p3 of the actual story (so over 10 years after it left) that it has to face some of those people again
#asks#anonymous#this one has also been in the drafts for. awhile#i told myself if someone asked this specific question for grimm i would draw a comic and then i never did that hgklfdhg#grimm's a fascinating character because their external self is pretty carefully constructed around everyone but yarrow#even in the beginning their facade is off-balance around him bc they're acting somewhat selflessly for once and their relationship#exists outside the sort of transactional working relationship it has with nearly everyone else#but the story is either from grimm or yarrow's pov so i don't often get to really articulate what grimm is like outside of that?#and even here i don't think i do all that much#i think most people's impression of grimm is that they're a traveller on their way to (whatever destination they made up) who picked up#work on the way. i draw them looking intense/scary a lot but it's really just like. they have enough of a resting bitch face to not seem#very approachable (like yarrow is) but it's not enough of a glower to draw attention or seem like the scariest person in a room#if that makes sense#i always feel like i end up rambling with these and like. half-answering the initial question dhsgklhfd#grimm#honeybee
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The fact that my dad has downward green eyes and a greek nose and he didn't pass any of that to me 😭
#look#i don't mind that i look basically like my grandma but without a resting bitch face#and with dark hair#but sometimes i think that I'd killed it with a greek nose#ya know#love your nose shape#I'm good with my nose shape#it's baby potato shaped and that's fine#it just sometimes i think it would've been really cool to have a greek nose and green eyes
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I started doing some decorations on some pants of mine to make them look cooler (also for punkish reasons), this is the progress so far

#theo is rambling again#I'm pretty sure most people here don't know that I'm alternative because they don't see me IRL-#I act silly on the internet. but IRL I have a resting bitch face and I scare the Christians#(aside from one of my friends. he's one of the only good Christians out there. shout out to him)#but yeah for someone who started doing these things this week it already kinda looks good#i just need a smaller brush to write stuff 😭 damn
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assuming you’re super friendly and fun to be around
i sure hope i am 😅 idk people often tell me that i'm intimidating on first meeting but once you get to know me i'm not so scary, so do with that information what you will!
send me assumptions!
#for the record i don't think i'm actually scary#i just have a bad case of resting bitch face and wear large noise cancelling headphones everywhere on account of the sensory overload lol#asks#assumptions
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self portrait, looking upset but just thinking about coffee and bagels
#sketches#i don't have resting bitch face i have resting pained face#i absolutely hate standing out in public but i also feel my best when i dye my hair blue please help
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Incoming Matchup for @virtue-and-beneviolence
Tokyo Revengers
Izana Kurokawa


read the tags 💜
REBLOG ARE APPRECIATED!
#claire matchup#jokes on you#your natural soulmate is izana#i based this totally on your mbti#and i don't regret it#izana loves your nerd side#it means he can have nice convos with you and feel intellectually stimulated by this#he also like that you're so talkative#plus i think he would love your dog 💜#you're the judging and resting bitch face couple and you're so cool together#plus i say it again#me and izana share the same mbti#so you must date me too pretty girl 😏#tokyo revengers#izana kurokawa#virtue you're definitely my type
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