#I don't do shorts

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Jeff x Plus Size Fem!Reader

(Both Jeff and Reader are in their early 20s)

This fic is for: spring break pop-up event by @corrodedcoffinfest ; the prompt is “I don't do shorts.” I really wanted to write a fic for all the boys for this pop-up event so this is dedicated to one of my Jeff girlies: @the-witty-pen-name + thanks for the title suggestion hehe

Prompt: "I don't do shorts." | Word Count: 1000 | Rating: E | POV: Jeff | Relationships: Jeff x Plus Size Fem!Reader | Content Warnings: Discussions of body image issues, Explicit Sexual Content | Tags: Jeff, Pre-Established Relationship, Hotel Room, Jeff loves to Comfort

Warnings: 18+ mdni, Reader wears makeup, Discussions of body image issues (you are literally all perfect and I love you so much), Pre-Established relationship, Smut: Sex in a hotel room, Unprotected PinV, Creampie, afab reader

Synopsis: You feel self conscious about your body but your boyfriend, Jeff, helps you feel better.

Word Count: 1000

“You look so gorgeous in that dress, babygirl,” Jeff smiled, wrapping his arms around your waist from behind. He kissed your neck softly, watching you apply your makeup through the mirror. “But, we’re going out on a boat today. Don’t you want shorts or something, I don’t know, a little more comfortable?” He asked, hands roaming over your stomach gently. He played with the soft fabric of your floral print sundress as he left more kisses on your neck. 

“I don’t do shorts,” you replied, blinking on some mascara carefully. “I don’t like how they fit me or how my legs look in them. I think they make my thighs look too big, and they never seem to fit me right.”

Jeff pulled away from your neck slightly, an eyebrow raised as he looked at you. “I’m sorry, what?” He asked softly.

You shrugged, closing the tube of mascara before you set it on the counter gently. “I just… don’t like how I look in shorts, okay?” 

“Baby girl, you are absolutely gorgeous in anything and everything that you wear,” Jeff mumbled, moving to the side of you. He placed his right hand on your cheek and smiled as his left hand went to your hip. “So fucking perfect in everything.” He leaned in, leaving a soft kiss on your lips. 

A blush came over your face as your arms moved around his neck. You pulled him closer, kissing him back as his left hand trailed down your thigh. He met the hem of your dress, tugging it up slightly as his fingertips grazed over your bare skin. “Jeff,” you sighed, looking up at him. 

“Yes?” He asked, trailing kisses down your neck as his fingers moved up more. His fingertips stopped at your core, rubbing over the soft lace fabric gently as another moan escaped your lips gently.

“Don’t stop,” you mumbled, closing your eyes as he rubbed over your clit gently. 

“Oh, never gonna stop, baby,” he smirked, pushing your panties to the side carefully before he pushed his pointer and middle finger inside of you slowly. “At least, not until you’re moaning my name and cumming on my cock.”

A small whine left your mouth as he pulled his fingers away from your core. “Please,” you whined softly. 

Jeff moved to undo his shorts gently, unzipping them before he pushed them down slightly. He moved his underwear down too, just enough for his rock hard cock to spring free. He moved closer to you, backing you up so your body was against the wall. His hand wrapped around his thigh gently, lifting it up to give him better access. 

He pushed your panties to the side and rubbed his tip through your folds, pushing into you slowly as you gasped loudly. Your hands moved to his biceps, gripping tightly as he pushed into you all the way. 

“See what you do to me, baby girl?” Jeff asked, groaning as he bottomed out. “You’re so gorgeous, you’re so beautiful, you’re so perfect,” he mumbled, slowly thrusting in and out of you. “My favorite girl, my dream girl.” He moaned, kissing your lips as he began thrusting faster. 

You moaned against his lips, your nails scratching down his biceps as he thrusted deeper and faster. “Fuck, Jeff,” you groaned, “you’re so, ah, so big. So good,” you whined out. 

“Yeah?” He asked, smirking as he left kisses on your neck. He bit your skin softly, sucking on a spot he knew drove you wild. “I’m gonna mark you up,” he mumbled. “Gonna mark you up so everyone who sees you will know this perfectly gorgeous girl is mine.”

His thrusts turned slow and deep as he left lovebites and marks on your entire neck. You moaned louder with each bite, moving your hips against his slightly. “Faster,” you begged, closing your eyes as your head hit the wall gently. 

“You want me to go faster?” He asked, grip tightening on your thigh. He pulled your body closer as he thrusted faster, adoring all the little moans and sighs that escaped your lips. “I can go faster baby, especially for you.”

Jeff’s thrusts became faster and deeper as your leg wrapped around his waist, pulling him closer to you. “Mm, fuck, yeah, right there,” you muttered, feeling your high come closer. 

He kissed back up your jawline and to your lips, leaving soft and sweet kisses on your lips as his right hand moved down to rub small circles on your clit. “Come on, baby,” Jeff mumbled against your lips as the circles on your clit became faster. “I feel you getting closer, I know you’re there. Come on, wanna feel you cum on my cock.”

The sound that left your mouth at that point was a cross between a gasp and a moan. It was loud, it was pitiful, and it made Jeff smirk because he loved hearing your fall apart from his cock. “Jeff, Jeff, Jeff,” you moaned loudly, back arching off the wall as you clenched around him. You whined louder as you released around him. Jeff moaned, kissing your lips hungrily as he continued his thrusts until he finally reached his high as well. He released inside of you, coating your walls with rope after rope of his hot cum.

“Fuck, princess,” he mumbled against your lips, his thrusts getting slower and sloppy as he rode out his high. “You’re so perfect, god,” he smiled softly, leaving another soft kiss on your lips. “So perfect and all mine, and fuck, I love you.”

You sighed, looking at him with a hazy look in your eyes as a smile appeared on your face. “I love you, too,” you muttered, leaning in for another kiss. “So much.”

“Good,” Jeff smiled against your lips as he kissed you again. “Because there is plenty more with this came from later after our boat adventure.”

“I can’t wait.” You smiled, wrapping your arms around his neck to kiss him once again.

tagging some lovely people that i think might like this!: @the-witty-pen-name ; @keeryhours ; @iitsmandii ; @fizzing-imagines ; @glassbxttless ; @swiftieintheupsidedown ; @pupwrites ; @losingmygrasponreality ; @the-unforgivenn ; @abitchyouhate ; @dollysev ; @cowboylikemunson ; @writhingg

[smoosie]

(Which arm, Viktor, huh ? Which one ??)

They were not a couple so, Jayce (who had a very bad day and just wanted to hug it out) proceeded to freak out, backed out of the lab and never mentioned it again but, Astral Viktor, that mf ? He'd be delighted to remind Jayce of that moment in time, of that missed call and watch him die from embarrassment and resentment over himself

(I'm glad they've never beaten the gay allegations and never will)

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Learning to celebrate the little wins!

[marzipanandminutiae]

every time a man assumes I'm a tradwife type because of how I dress, I just want to be like "at any given time it's been an average of three weeks since I last shaved my armpits. sometimes longer"

[bacchuschucklefuck]

class swap design masterpost for convenience (from top to bottom: bard!riz, cleric!gorgug, sorcerer!kristen, barbarian!fig, artificer!adaine, and rogue!fabian)

[canisalbus]

For your gay little dogs

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[shalom-iamcominghome]

One of the philosophical/theological differences between judaism and other religions is how we conceive of the consequences of doing bad things.

I just heard someone say, "well jews don't believe in hell, so why don't you-" and just never sits right with me that the only thing that could prevent you from acting in bad ways are the threat of an eternal punishment. The implication that you shouldn't care about the consequences of your actions on the worldly level are astounding as well.

I care about not doing bad because it hurts people - myself included. Even if I did believe in hell... It wouldn't factor into how I live life. I fundamentally don't agree that we should treat this life and this world as a temporary home - a rest stop - where our actions only matter insofar as it affects where you go in the afterlife.

[somegrumpynerd]

Thinking about how Nightmare has 4 mortals and 3 of them are so so bad at taking care of themselves

[padmerrie]

parenting, preventing a murder, etc.

[that-foul-legacy-lover]

Childe who purrs when he's sleepy, little rumbling murmurs and croons.

Childe whose teeth are a bit sharper than the average human's, but it only really shows when he laughs in that boisterous way of his.

Childe with patches on his skin, tough pieces of night-colored armor littering his body in random places when his guard is down around you. He almost falls over when you scratch around the edges.

Childe with nails that are just a bit longer and sharper, blackened at the tips of his fingers.

Childe who idly snuggles and nuzzles against you, ginger hair brushing over your cheek and arms around your waist.

Childe who occasionally growls when he's startled. His hair always fluffs up into a poofy mess, and you laugh as you smooth it back down.

Childe with fleeting stars in his eyes and a raspiness to his voice.

Childe with hints of Foul Legacy, bits of the Abyss that he lets free just for you.

[elsecrytt]

okay but jjk somnophilia is like

gojo "please please pleaaaaase let me put it in while you're sleeping PLEASE i swear i'll make you cum i proooomise please let's try it once pleeaaase. YOU can put it in ME whenever you want!!! any time any place anything you want in any of my holes!! wake me up with it!! it'll be soooo hot" satoru

vs

nanami "i have kink charts for both of us and they have sliding scales and notes section for each one. we can mark hard boundaries for what state of consciousness we want for ourselves or our partners, giving or receiving, what sex acts, etc. we'll set up a safe word and a safe gesture and then we can start trying things out" kento

vs

geto "sorry i fell asleep while eating you out, it will happen again. no, i won't stop eating you out when i fall unconscious. just tear me off your pussy if you don't like it" suguru

[egophiliac]

BIRD SSR????????????

NOOOO I wasted all my keys on Platinum Malleus, HOW CAN THEY DO THIS TO ME

(I do kinda love that this is officially "Raven Jacket" Crowley though) (does this open up the possibility of a selection of future Crowley fashion cards)

[royalarchivist]

Tubbo: What was wrong with the timing?!

Pac: You did it in the worst possible timing! Everything was–

Bagi: I think we ruined the kiss.

Everyone:

Pac: It– it wasn't the kiss, more– you know? It was– *mumbles*

Tubbo: IT WAS MORE?! IT WAS MORE?! ON THE FIRST DATE?!

Bagi: WE DON'T NEED THE DETAILS!

Fit: That's not what he meant!

[crimeronan]

another thing i want the kids following me to know is: you guys have spent most of, if not Literally All Of, your adolescence in a COVID world. This Is Not Normal.

like fuck me. all the articles about it are thinkpieces about how hard it is to be a teacher right now because kids are SO all-over-the-place developmentally.... which i'm sure is true!

but most of what i've heard from other adults ABOUT you guys is just an annoyed, "these kids don't know how to behave these days, their parents just left them on the computer and never parented them, they don't know how to talk to people, so annoying"

which is like. come on, stacy. a little compassion?? can we Please get one fucking iota of compassion?? on this bitch of an earth??

you guys are dealing with all the typical traumas of adolescence (lack of autonomy, being legally property) after having dealt with ANOTHER Fucking Enormous Trauma during your developmental years (isolation), while trapped in classrooms with a million other kids all going through the same thing, and all of you are coping and adapting to this differently, AND a lot of you are ALSO dealing with the grief of having lost family/friends to sickness.

that is a fucking WILD cocktail of circumstances in which you're trying to learn & fill out college applications. and i'm assuming most school districts do NOT have enough decent guidance counselors to handle it. even putting aside potential trauma stemming from mandated reporting stuff.

the Vast Majority of the adults you interact with were NOT in school during COVID. we have no fucking clue what it's been like for you all. the solutions that worked for us in high school simply won't always be applicable anymore.

it's a bad time to be a high school student. if everything feels wrong to you right now, it's because This Is Not Normal.

[anxious-chaos-art]

In honor of ep 4 dropping today here’s my page of kips!

[keferon]

hey can you tag jazzprowl? love your art and creative au ideas but its a major notp for me :(

The filtering option was invented a while ago. Please use it instead of treating me like a browser with customizable interface😗❤