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Someone says oh I love men in books because they're so amazing to the woman they love, all the things they say are so romantic and they would burn the world for her, they respect her and all, men written by women>>>>>>. And then someone in the comments says yes! like in Haunting Adeline, Xane the love of my life! -_- ...
#jabbernaty#I will never understand people#I don't care he's fictional#if he does all those horrible things I don't give a shit he has abs#and those who write that they'd love to meet someone like those characters irl scare me#sorry guys; today you only get the whining post xD#it's because I'm editing my story and I'm wondering if my MMC isn't too bad of a person but also is he too much of a marshmallow?#if you know what I mean#would anyone like him?#I have a crisis; can't do much about it
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One of my biggest nitpicks in fiction concerns the feeding of babies. Mothers dying during/shortly after childbirth or the baby being separated form the mother shortly after birth is pretty common in fiction. It is/was also common enough in real life, which is why I think a lot of writers/readers don't think too hard about this. however. Historically, the only reason the vast majority of babies survived being separated from their mother was because there was at least one other woman around to breastfeed them. Before modern formula, yes, people did use other substitutes, but they were rarely, if ever, nutritionally sufficient.
Newborns can't eat adult food. They can't really survive on animal milk. If your story takes place in a world before/without formula, a baby separated from its mother is going to either be nursed by someone else, or starve.
It doesn't have to be a huge plot point, but idk at least don't explicitly describe the situation as excluding the possibility of a wetnurse. "The father or the great grandmother or the neighbor man or the older sibling took and raised the baby completely alone in a cave for a year." Nope. That baby is dead I'm sorry. "The baby was kidnapped shortly after birth by a wizard and hidden away in a secret tower" um quick question was the wizard lactating? "The mother refused to see or touch her child after birth so the baby was left to the care of the ailing grandfather" the grandfather who made the necessary arrangements with women in the neighborhood, right? right? OR THAT GREAT OFFENDER "A newborn baby was left on the doorstep and they brought it in and took care of it no issues" What Are You Going to Feed That Baby. Hello?
Like. It's not impossible, but arrangements are going to have to be made. There are some logistics.
#idk what to tag this#worldbuilding#writing fiction#historical fiction#fantasy#a real-life example: my dad (a pediatrician) was once entrusted with the care of a baby who was born with a rare condition#this was in a place without great hospital/medical access and anyway they were going to fly the baby over#and he specifically asked them to bring the mother and baby#they show up with baby and...the baby's uncle#and he was like. y'all. do you think I asked for the mom to come just for fun??? We don't have formula here. what is the baby going to eat?
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Tim Omundson once again being an absolute king on Instagram:

Thanks to @vertigoevolved for sharing this!
#idk how canon this is since its just the actor saying it#but yeah canonically pansexual lassie with his gal bff and lesbian moms#probably would have chilled out a little on his political beliefs a while ago#anyway I love that for him#hes a fictional character so i don't really care that much#but thanks tim for giving us ex-republican lassie#carlton lassiter#psych#psych usa#psych tv#psych tv show#psych 2006
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I don't care how good at time management he is your Honor! There is NO WAY Aaron Minyard was casually majoring in BIOCHEMISTRY while playing Exy, keeping Katelyn a secret, going to therapy with Andrew, partying on the weekends, the Trial, AND having to deal with all the bullshit Neil brings?? Homie has ulcers for real
#aftg#aftg aaron#how many hours of sleep this fool get??#the blonde covers the gray🤭#aaron minyard#I don't care if he's a fictional character😤
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Does that mean you watched the new sonic movie?
If so, how did you like it?
Spoiler alert vvv
I have, and I did like it, but I dunno if I vibe with it as much as other people seem to do. TBF I've never loved the live action Sonic movies, they're decent enough but definitely not my favorite piece of Sonic media. That being said, this was probably my favorite out of the movies so far? They have improved a lot since the first one which is great to see.
One thing I think the movie did great was the action scenes, the coreography and animation was so fun and impactful and incredibly exciting to see! I also think the movie did a good job on selling us on Shadow's and Maria's friendship in a short period of time, that little montage of the two of them just doing a bunch of silly goofy shenanigans was really endearing. The wholesome innonsence of it all makes Maria's death hurt way more.
EXTRA spoiler, but arguably one of the things that made me the most excited in ghe movie was the post credit scene where Amy showed up LMAOOOO I've been waiting for her to show up. And I exepcted Metal Sonic to show up sooner or later in these movies, but I didn't expect a whole army of them haha but that seems like a fun idea.
#i have a hard time expressing my problems with the movies other than ''i just don't vibe with them'' lmao#maybe it's a pacing issue? you can always vaugely complain about pacing without explaining yourself it always works /hj#okay one big problem i have is with the whole trope of video game adaptations always being like:#''put video game character in real world!'' or ''put real person in video game world!''#like I DONT CARE ABOUT THE REAL WORLD i'm here for the fictional stuff??#why tf do they think they always have to involve irl stuff i don't get it?? 😭#i wanna see sonic's world goddamit#this is why i prefer the comics smh#my enjoyment of the movies are completely in spite of their real world setting#i also don't see the point in a live action sonic movie other than the fact that live action makes more money than animation#sonic is such an extremely cartoony character he belongs in animation it's his natural habitat#oh god this became long af#i didn't wanna complain a bunch in the main post so it all ended up here lmaooo#tizel talk#sonic movie#sonic movie 3#sonic movie 3 spoilers#sonic movie spoilers#sonic the hedgehog
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something that always gets me about klavier is that he is so clearly just like. friendly. he cares so much and he cares too much. he's one to tease simultaneously but he so clearly just like. loves and loves and loves, even when it puts him in harm's way, he likes people and he likes being around people enough to be desperate for it and for friendship like. ough
#💥.txt#klavier gavin#kristoph gavin#aa4#this is also partially why I am such a truther of nuance in klavier+kris's relationship#I think it mixes well with prev just in like. how much he cares is both part of his core and a byproduct of#being desperate for all the connection he lost + that was plenty dysfunctional on top of that (but all he had)#I think it actively hits harder if he's conflicted for missing someone who was terrible because it was still his brother and like.#I think kris having been good to klavier sometimes (adding to the dysfunction of the bad) is something that I've always liked#because like#I think klavier having a 'is it wrong to want him dead' and 'am I terrible for missing him badly' thing happenin at the same time is!!#so good and also very sad and I love you gavin brother things that capcom didn't give us. love you klavier gavin#I like the idea of him having that confliction alongside his grief :( ow#I literally don't have the right words to properly express all my thought cereal on this. other people have done it though so it is ok haha#I love when fictional grief has the confliction of 'being reminded the monster was also human and that makes everything worse' it's so good#like I hate you. I miss you. the way you were nice to me was so very you and it makes me soft and sad and tired. I miss you.#you were awful in unspeakable ways. I miss you.#sometimes I wonder what my life would have been like without you and it comforts me as much as it terrifies me. I miss you
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Heard it's Naruto's 25th anniversary so have some Kakashis (twirls hair kicks feet tee hee)
#my art#fan art#procreate#artists on tumblr#naruto#i love this fictional anime man#peak character#best dad award goes to him he's just so funny but also so tragic#this is so close to my Naruto drawings a while back but I don't care
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Do you ever feel like a little kiss or maybe a full on make out session with Spencer would make you feel a bit better? Cause same
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imp!asher who wanted to take imp!david's last name. imp!asher who was not allowed that privilege. imp!asher who didn't change the pack's name when he became alpha so that in some terribly desperate way, he could still call himself a shaw.
#hi. i just listened to the imperium for the first time. no i'm not okay#i dont even CARE about prime!asher. but he made me cry so much during all of imperium GOD#i don't think i've cried that hard over a fictional character in a WHILE.#asher x david you will always be famous#redacted audio#redacted asmr#redacted imperium#imp!asher talbot#imp!david shaw#redacted imp!asher#asher talbot#redacted asher
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It's always so funny to me when directors/writers of poorly researched historical dramas get mad when people point out the poor research. "Oh no how dare the people who enjoy actual history to watch the history-based show!" Bestie who did you thought was going to be your audience???
#you made a movie that only napoleon die-hard fans will care about. don't get mad if napoleon die-hard fans don't like your fanfic lol#(yeah this is about ridley scott's napoleon movie)#i don't even care about napoleon but why can't scott just say his movie is fiction inspired in the real history and be done with it#in another interview he said historians can't know if something really happened because they weren't there??? abran las escuelas!!!
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That's so fucked up that people are romantizing Franco, because even Red Barrels are showing him as a total creep and disgusting person. In Outlast Tag I have a feeling that some artists are making him completly different character, making him charming/safe/lovely. I even have seen some people who were drawing him with normal face (without big forehead) and you couldn't tell them that it's the right character design! I feel like Franco enjoyers are more agressive than fans of other Outlast character. Even with Coyle/Eddie simps they seem to understand that they are evil and they murder others, but with Franco I feel like they can take it when someone tell them that he's grown up, murder people in very brutal way and his voice lines are just disgusting... it really seems that people are getting agressive only because someone tell some shit about 🎀✨️Franco🎀✨️. I know his fans isn't the only one that have stick in their ass (cause I seen a lot of shit bout Coyle/Big Grunts/Easterman etc.) but yall need to understand that FRANCO IS A GROWN ASS MAN and you would run for your life if you'd meet someone in irl as 1% fucked up as he is. Saying that he's just a Baby and he made nothing wrong is just 🤮 and problem is in yall if you justificate him and things he made.
idk how to tell you this ,,,, but this game is fictional. The characters are fictional. You're free to feel however you want about them, just like I and anyone else is.
I partially agree with the part about changing his appearance to make him look more "normal" or whatever, but at the same time people are allowed to interpret their favs however they want to. They can draw / write for him however they want to. I don't like "fixing" his face, just because it (personally) feels like saying "he's too ugly", but again, that's just me. As an artist, I know that people are going to have different interpretations of a character I like. It's just part of other people existing in the world. Not everyone thinks like you do, and that's okay.
Do you know how many posts I saw (and STILL see) about Eddie Gluskin, doing essentially the same thing as what you said people do with Franco?? That man would cut you open to "make a baby in you" no hesitation and people still ""romanticize"" him (me fuckin included I LOVE YOU EDDIE). Its just part of liking fucked up characters, some people are going to want to make them more "normal".
Personally, I see the normalization as more like wanting to give him some normalcy in his life, because of his past / lore. I love the idea of letting Franco have a normal life, be a normal person. A life where he never had to deal with the stupid Mafia stuff, had a decent father and never ran into Murkoff, having a normal, happy life. But, I also seriously adore his original, fucked up character.
Honestly, who actually cares if people are "justifying" his actions??? None of them are real. He is not real. I have never understood the sentiment that you have to make sure people know you don't justify a fictional characters actions... they are not real. It's not a real person. None of the things he did happened.
Maybe it's just me, but I would not run from someone like him. That's not some edge lord "im so evil and dark" bs but because of my real life experiences. Been with and around people in my life / family who are quite like him and I didn't run.
I imagine some of us are using it as a sort of coping mechanism, because (at least for me) some of us dealt with people who treated us like he would. Though, that's getting into personal territory, and I won't try and speak for others.
All I can really say is either learn that not everybody's going to have the same ideas as you or block the tag. Sorry if that's too harsh a response, but life is too short to really give that much of a fuck about someone /something other people like.
And I've said this before but this is literally Outlast, all of the characters are this fucked up, it's not just him.
Like does no one remember Outlast 2??? Does no one remember the pile of dead burnt babies, or the hundreds of other fucked up things in that game?? I really feel like Franco does not compare.
So, can we please just be over with this now? I mean, drama is totally fun and I love it, but I can imagine others don't.
#hes my baby forever sorry full offense#why do people care this much about fictional characters and fiction in general#I mean that's great being so passionate about work you love but#I don't know . put that energy towards something a little more important#it's just reminds me of being in the killing stalking fandom all over again#you're terrible if you like killing stalking does that means that you like killing gay people or whatever the fuck they said#it's embarrassing to really think this about fiction#like it really is embarrassing to be so worked up over it#it's not like Jeffrey Dahmer or a real person causing real issues#Franco Barbi does not exist !!! as sad as i am#the outlast trials#I'm going to tag it with every Outlast tag like that guy did. again#franco barbi#eddie gluskin#richard trager#dr easterman#waylon park#miles upshur#blake langermann#lynn langermann#father martin#outlast#outlast whistleblower#chris walker#walrider#i cant remember anymore lmfao#not sure why I got this ask or why my opinions important but there ya go#this was long as hell lmfao . sorry to anyone who actually reads all of this hahahahaa
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sorry but like, as someone who doesn't vibe with fem!sub stuff and always ends up dislking fandom obsession with the man in any relationship being a Dominant Daddy Top containing more macho tendencies than personality . . i do also think that framing people liking violence in their sexual fantasies as worrying is um. worrying in and of itself.
like yeah logan being Like That in 'x reader' Old Man Logan stuff seems very ooc to me, too. but i also like animalism and brutality and violence in sex as well, and these things are not inherently abusive or "near rapist" by themselves in fictional portrayals of kink.
i don't hc logan as the macho dom! a lot of fandom for some reason considers "common consensus fanon" lmfao, but i also think that the fine line of fighting and fucking and violence and animalism is something viscerally satisfying to explore in fiction and especially kink. and characters like logan - who do actually have some solid connections to such themes - are some of the best outlets for that.
#anyways i know i joke about “are the straights okay” stuff because fans like to act like it's somehow common#for people to think about the male characters like that#especially when it's a het ship lol#but also it's not actually worrying to post violent sex in and of itself i'm sorry#like if the “violent animalistic” sex is worrying your poor heart then perhaps consider why. that is#like i can't believe i had to see fictional kink described as 'near rape'#logan howlett#wolverine#old man logan#discourse#negative#yes this is a vaguepost no i don't know who it is#in fact i have already forgotten the blog name and i also don't care#but i see this reflected a lot in the younger generation of fandom and it's like. calm down#this stuff is not actually 'worrying'#you don't need to be worrying for these people because of their wild kinky sex fantasies lmfao#like yeah i don't like logan portrayed that way#but that's because i think it's far more appealing to see that raw violence done to him instead#so 🤷#also fighting as fucking is a classic#and violence as transformation and animalism being representative of personal struggle and self id is also classic#and you know what. sometimes its just hot#- when it's done to the man. that is 😉#anyways my hot to take is that logan is a bottom and a switch#and the only reason people say it's '''''obvious'''''' he's a service top is. suprise surprise. gender profiling and internal bias 🤷#with the addition of fanon interpretations of logan overriding his canon personality#like how people project more macho bullshit onto him than he actually possesses lmfao
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"their relationship is romantic" "their relationship is familial" "their relationship is platonic" you're thinking too narrow. their relationship goes beyond labels. the family is inherently queer. their platonic love is romantic. the erotic is familial. each one is the other and the other is them
#.txt#i've gotten to the point of relationship anarchy where i no longer understand the obsession with labeling relationships#there's a post floating around like 'it doesn't matter if you view them as romantic or platonic the point is that they love each other'#and i get the message. however may i propose that distinctions such as that don't even have to matter. consider#bold claim probably. but whatever i didn't have the choice to think about love in a normative way and as a consequence i have thoughts#of course i am thinking about wincest but it applies everywhere. jopzier even#jopson views crozier as a surrogate parent but in an inherently queer way. does that mean he want to fuck his mom? probably not#but the fixation and need for redemption turns the traditionally familial relationship into something far more#do you understand#once you leave the normative behind labels become useless#do sam and dean love each other romantically or platonically or familially? consider: it doesn't matter. there are no words to describe it#their love is queer in the sense that it extends beyond normativity. society holds no sway over them. they are ungovernable#i find it ultimately unhelpful to discuss fiction in normative terms when the characters themselves exist outside of normative society#shows like supernatural and the terror are perfect examples. sam and dean were never normal and franklin crew left normal behind#the arctic doesn't care if you fuck your mom. the impala doesn't care if you kiss your brother#this isn't really about anything i just saw that post the other day and i was like. why doesn't this Hit for me. well this is why#however it IS helpful to discuss fiction set within normative society in relation to normativity. it's relevant!#most stories are not however set within the bounds of normativity. that's kinda the whole point of a lot of fiction#baby i explore relationship anarchy in ways that you couldn't even imagine#<-tldr#i have a tendency to write essays in the notes every time i post something. sorry about that. it feels safer here and i am skittish
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my brother in law recently decided to start going to the gym a lot, and, look, objectively he's a handsome man, which is complemented obviously by all the chiseling he's doing
but he's taken to posting quite dramatically lit selfies of himself in various stages of undress and posting them all over his instagram and facebook
on the one hand, I can't argue, because if you've got it flaunt it
but on the other hand I can't help hearing this gif every time I see it
#my other brother in law#who is also a very handsome man#is uh#some variety of exotic dancer#he is attractive enough that women who see him working become extremely flustered#the observation of which I have to say was quite educational#the kind of revelation where you realize you knew it all along#all the shit we hear about men wolf whistling and catcalling and this and that#women behave EXACTLY THE SAME WAY when they see someone who is attractive#the key difference is that women find most men unattractive#hard to argue with that#also can I just say#Lucille Bluth is one of the greatest characters of all time#I don't generally care for rich people misbehaving in fiction#but Jessica Walter really knocked it out of the park
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I saw the most ridiculous argument about shipping. Like I don't think anything can top this in terms of ridiculousness.
Apparently making an entire AU for a ship to be legal is wrong.
The AU in question is an AU where the character who canonically died young DIDN'T die.
Forget legal ages! They have to make an AU where the dude didn't die not to make it legal but to make it possible! They're so focused on the moral discussion about the age when it's not the age stopping the two characters from falling in love. It's the fact that half of the pair is literally DEAD.
#guys guys what is this? it's fiction. i really don't care who is shipped with who. no harm is done to real people#if I don't like the ship due to moral reasons I just think it's not real people so it's whatever#if you have to make an entire au to make your ship legal you shouldn't ship it. they said.#those people are weak. the real ones are those who age the characters down or up to make the age gap worse 👀#eyeing those japanese artists who made werewolf bakugou and old vampire todoroki art stuff#how does the character not dying and growing up as he was supposed to do even count as aging him up? what is he supposed to do if he lived?#not grow????#insane. insane what even- it's fiction! it's literally fine! it's not even canon which you can argue. might sway impressionable mind.#it's FANFICTION. FANART! NON CANON SHIPS!
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Concept sketch i'll be tweaking a bit !
Self-ship oc for poppys playtime! (Specifically with dr sawyer) :3
#my art#wip#he is NOT a child . although I don't care abt that cause its fictional anyways lol#poppy playtime#ppt fanart#ppt#ppt 4#ppt oc#poppy playtime oc
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