#I don’t drink

[lavenderskye29]

What would happened if the monkey babes and Y/n were drunk..?

[top-secret-replier]

what doing?

I feel hungover

[lightwing-s]

no updates today for reasons of carnaval lol

[skywalker-swift]

Wedding drunk on Thursday night - weddings on Thursday should be illegal only for my insistence one getting drunk at every wedding I go too

[mx-perfectly-fine]

BECAUSE I CAN LEGALLY DRINK

it’s my BIRTHDAYYYYY 🎈🪩

[curbhitter]

Me? Taking a bath? And drinking sparkling water out of a wine glass that has a lip gloss mark on it because I wanted to achieve the epitome of fancy and leave a lip gloss mark on my wine glass that has sparking water in it?

Significantly more likely than you think.

[dark-lilluna]

lol two shots and half a glass of wine later and i was done

[worldscheeriestemo]

*slaps roof of vodka bottle* we can fit so many dice in this baby!

[femmeholograms]

*

[irregularevil]

No, Wine, Magic.

Witchcraft, Wisdom, Death...

[badolmen]

People against piracy fail to realize that no, I can’t just ‘buy it.’ They stopped making DVDs and Blu-Rays. They’re barely offering digital copies for download. I am not spending money I could use for food or bills to pay for a subscription service just so I can always have access to a beloved piece of media. Especially not when the service will remove media on a whim without concern for how the loss of access to that piece will make its artistic conservation nigh impossible.

For example, I recently learned that Disney+ had an original film called Crater. It’s scifi, family friendly, and seems cool - I would love to buy it as a holiday gift for my little brother! But: it’s exclusive to D+ and THEY REMOVED IT LITERALLY MONTHS AFTER ITS RELEASE.

The ONLY way I can directly access this film is through piracy. The ONLY available ‘copies’ of this film are hosted on piracy websites. Disney will NEVER release it in theaters, or as something to buy, and it may NEVER return to the streaming service. It will be LOST because we aren’t allowed to purchase it for personal viewing. If I can’t pay to own it, I won’t pay for the privilege of losing it when corporate decides to put it in a vault.

So yes, I’m going to pirate and support piracy.

Edit: if you are able, use $5 you would otherwise use for a streaming subscription to donate to a GazaFunds campaign.

[h0nezyray777-except-i-post]

When the liquid gold burns on the way down🥱 (my before bed milk was too cold)

[lucitumb1r]

Before anyone thinks I’ve got my life together, I’d like to inform you all that I have tricked my friends group into believing I can drink all of them under the table, that I bring Whiskey with me everywhere I go and that I don’t hesitate to drink it in class, and that I have been doing that since the age of 14.

[animalight]

man 😭

Please please PLEASE watch this Christmas spot we got in Spain

[canisvesperus]

Making wine is fun but wtf do I do with this shit when it’s done

[doctorsiren]

The books reveal that Ford is actually a secret partier

(Available as a print on my Etsy Shop)

(wips under cut)