#I don’t LIKE that

[littletoyhusky]

Allow me to sing you the song of my people

*ahem*

🥺🥺🥺🥺🐶👉👈🥺👉👈😵‍💫🐶🐶👉👈👉👈👉👈🥰🥰🥰🥰🥺🥰🥺😵‍💫🐶🥰Arf woof bark grrrrarf bark 🥺🥺🥺🥺🐶👉👈🥺👉👈😵‍💫🐶🐶👉👈👉👈👉👈🥰🥰🥰🥰🥺🥰🥺😵‍💫🐶🥰

Hey come here puppy, come here and sit on my lap honey, let me hold you~ That's my puppy, just lay on my chest, yes just like that my love, rest your pretty little puppy head and let all those thoughts fall out~

You've had quite a long day haven't you pup? Look at you, your eyes are all sleepy and pretty, your cute lil tired smile n frown, your hair all fluffed up from being so busy all day... it's alright my sweetheart, I've got you, I'm staying here with you all night

Let me help put your collar on baby, you're just a little puppy after all, you just focus on getting yourself comfy love~

We can do anything you like my precious pup, we can cuddle here in bed or I'll sit next to you while you're snug in your little doggie bed. I can run you a nice bath and try to rub and scrub all your worries away, even just for a bit honey. We can watch something you like, or I can tell you a story, we can nap or do some nice coloring while I brush your hair all soft

You're my precious darling little puppy love, my good puppy who I'm so sooo very proud of, I'll always want to hold and care for you after a long day, you're the one I love~

[cerastes]

Ok, the Nijisanji thing is, without leaning on hyperbole, horrifying, but if you’re using what’s happened as your cue to say “See, that’s why I love Hololive, they don’t mistreat their talent like this!”, you should consider shutting up because you’re clearly not equipped to participate in the conversation, either in terms of maturity and information.

[ivyllamauwu]

Spoilers‼️

I mean get it Rapunzel 💅

But anyone else lowkey scared he might not be the same? And ngl… he looks bad.. like what happened to the cute lil guy? Who is this tall man??? And this means I can’t make dead Percy joke anymore 😔 BUT SERIOUSLY WHY IS HIS HAIR SO FUCKING LONG?????????

[bugisbonkerz]

THE DHMIS TV SHOW TURNS ONE YEARS OLD… TOMORROW..

edit:

today…

[analogtoonz]

sm1 tell me how y’all find perfect images for your blinkies without making the quality asscheeks please i just wanna make fandom blinkies !!!

here’s what I got so far from practice

as you can tell, asscheeks.

[spideyhexx]

billy will not die billy will not die billy will not die SAY IT WITH ME NOW

oh I’m so sorry anon, I’m on the other side of that

LET BILLY DIE

[moonylight28]

Dalton: why are you shirtless all the time?

Knox *blushing*: oh, so you noticed

[the-iron-general]

What do you mean the episode’s name is Mass Destruction?

[starryyvenus]

Okay I have to speak my truth

When Tommy called buck kid before they kissed I got the ick 🫤

[marcelinestreehouse]

Hey tumblr please don’t show me what my mutuals have liked ever again I will never unsee that 😭

[honeynclove]

lilibaul reminds me of the two dads from heathers 💀💀

[cassandracain52]

My shipping guide for the Batfam fandom because some of these ships are getting out of hand

(This post goes out to the person who told me they legitimately didn’t know Tim and Jason were brothers and thought they were a canon couple🤢)

Acceptable/non-incest/legal ships:

Tim and Stephanie, Barbara and Dick, Bruce and Selena, Bruce and Talia, Basically Any Pairing That Is Not Adopted Relative/Adopted Relative or Child/Not Child Is Ok It's Not Rocket Science, Dick and Kori

Incest/Batcest ships:

Jason and Tim, Dick and Jason, Tim and Damian, Jason and Cass, Dick and Cass, Tim and Cass, Bruce and any of his children that is their FATHER, Bruce and Alfred, Bruce and Kate, Mari and Damian

Ships that should be illegal/personally give me the ick:

Barbara and Bruce, Jason and Barbara, Tim and Barbara, Duke and Cass, Jason and Talia

Ships that are a whole ass felony:

Dick and Damian, Damian and Stephanie, Honestly Damian and Most People He's a Child, Bruce and Stephanie

[the-golden-dragoness]

Every day I fight the Aaravos ear worm that is whispering in my ear telling me to be a bitch when it costs me almost nothing to be nice instead

[eyra]

Top 5 soups?

this is beyond scandalous but I’m actually not a soup girlie at all. I love a Heinz cream of tomato, I’ll do a leek and potato like once in a blue moon if I’m in the mood, and I had this fish soup in Iceland that absolutely slapped but beyond that…. I’m ordering something else. I’d like to take this opportunity to apologise to parsnip soup enjoyers because I’m a big old fraud. x

[nothanksidontwanttodie]

Guys is kisame’s hair solid n crunchy I need an answer

[glisteningwind]

If Cirie is Cameron’s back door plan, I need production to intervene. I don’t care if the season is already rigged for Cirie. Let’s rig it some more. Cirie HAS to win.