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I'm playing it safe and putting my whole dang post under a spoiler warning. Do not proceed if you have not played Slay the Princess.
I'm reblogging this because I love the art, and I love Slay the Princess, although my own playthrough of Slay the Princess ended in me deciding to, well, Slay the Princess. The game was not a love story for me; it was more like a domestic abuse story, and the ending was coming to terms, letting go, and finding freedom and hope. I actually have so much respect for the devs for making the game in a way that allowed me to reach a very different conclusion than the one I believe they intended to be the "best", and while still giving me an absolutely phenomenal experience from start to finish. The game remains extremely satisfying even if you reject the intended meaning and find another. Like, I could still tell "ah, this is for sure not what they want me to do..." but the game let me do it anyway, and the outcome was satisfying and didn't feel like a punishment or a scolding. In my experience, there really aren't very many games that can absorb that kind of disagreement with their own narrative. Usually, games either shove you kicking and screaming into the "good" ending, or they hand you a "bad" ending that is unambiguously awful. Or they express no significant opinions on anything, no real themes, and are only permissive because they are bland and noncommittal. This one, though. This one is afraid of no theme, never hesitates to introduce a strong opinion or idea or moral position. And it yet it also fucking "no, but-" or "yes, and"-ed all my disagreements with it, and then somehow managed to give me an ending that actually fit well with my interpretation of the story. I cannot, CANNOT, get over how fucking incredible that game is. It's like the game is an extremely intelligent and philosophical horror improve partner with the player. I can't ever even talk about it without wanting to go play it again. Yet it's so hard to sell people on, too. 😅 But at least the surprise of discovering what this game is, under its title and marketing and genre expectations, is a joy as well. Anyway, my point, though I wandered far afield of it, is that yours is a really fun crossover idea, but I think I'd prefer it be wildly AU in execution, because the game ending that I think is intended by the devs is one I cannot accept, and the ending I got.... Is way too sad for Danny. >.< Also, I just have trouble imagining Danny committing that much murder and torture, tbh. :P Ultimately, though, this is only a me problem! Write and/or draw whatever ya'll want to, of course. :) Aaaaanyway, you really nailed the Slay the Princess art style, on the dot. Like, I would have known exactly what it was even if you hadn't included the title, or the writing underneath the image, or anything else but Danny chained to the wall. That's really impressive to me. In part because I cannot visual arts, and I don't have a handle on what it is about the Slay the Princess art that makes it so distinct, though I'm now finding it to be an interesting thing to think about. /long rambly post. Your art is great, though. Keep on keeping on, even if you end up slaying Danny or whatever.
”You’re on a path in the woods. And at the end of that path is a cabin, and in the basement of that cabin is the Ghost king.
You’re here to slay him.”
I like Slay the Princess a lot, and I feel like Danny and Valerie could work in this dynamic. This also gave me an excuse to focus on my line art cause that’s my favorite part, and I hate coloring.
#crossovers#Slay the Princess#ramble#video game rambles#Danny Phantom x Slay the Princess#DP x Slay#DPxSlay#I'm gonna pretend we can make these tags that people actually use :P#fanart
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Konon's brother pt2

Part 1 here
Genre: fluff
Tropes: hidden relationship, bff's brother
Word count: 1.7k
(the texts in the header are what he sends you half of the time)
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Riki was your best friend's younger brother, he was tall and handsome. You always had a crush on him, and two years ago you declared yourself. So, basically you were in a two year relationship and still no one knew.
You reluctantly made Riki move away, slowly and carefully as he whined like a baby; and luckily you got into Konon's room just before she arrived. A quick and awkward “hey” before the silence fell again as you both changed to go to sleep: Riki's shirt she still hadn't recognized and a pair of volleyball shorts.
And soon you snuck back into your boyfriend's embrace.
The next morning came too fast. Way too fast.
The sun filtering through Riki’s window casted lazy gold streaks across his bed. You blinked awake slowly, disoriented for a moment by the weight curled around your waist. Then you felt him stir—his nose brushing your jaw as he shifted closer, groaning softly.
“Mornin” he murmured, voice still thick with sleep. You hummed back, eyes slipping shut again for a second. His warmth was still too intoxicating to let go of just yet. You felt him grin against your skin, the mischief already returning. “You agreed to tell them today,” he said, voice barely more than a whisper. You sighed, burying your face into the pillow. “You really remembered that, huh?” He nodded against you, his arms squeezing tighter. “Didn’t dream that part. Believe me, I replayed it all night.” You turned to face him, lips brushing his as you spoke. “You’re ridiculous.” “I know. But I’m your ridiculous.” There was a small beat of silence, the weight of the day beginning to settle between you. Riki gently tucked a strand of hair behind your ear, his expression softening. “We don’t have to do it over breakfast, okay? Just sometime today. When it feels right.” That helped. Slightly.
But downstairs, the world felt different and you knew you had to go back into Konon's room to not make her suspect you two.
But she wasn't there and so you walked downstairs, Riki just a few steps behind. The table was set. Konon was already pouring herself coffee. Sola sat cross-legged on the kitchen bench, humming to herself while texting someone. Their mom was at the stove humming along to some old song on the radio. Their dad, newspaper in hand, nodded in greeting when you and Riki entered the kitchen—though his eyes lingered a beat longer than necessary.
Konon’s eyes narrowed. Immediately.
“You two came down together?” she asked, voice deceptively casual. Riki didn’t flinch. “Bathroom line,” he said smoothly. “Y/N was brushing her teeth when I knocked.”
“Right,” she said, taking a sip of her coffee. “Of course.” Your hands trembled slightly as you reached for a glass. Riki’s hand brushed yours as he passed you a plate, and that tiny touch alone steadied you. You nodded at him in quiet gratitude. The meal passed in tension-laced normalcy. Sola rambled about an upcoming school trip. Konon watched you too closely, and their dad kept glancing between the two of you, like he was solving a math problem no one else could see. It wasn’t until after breakfast, when everyone had started to scatter—Sola disappearing upstairs, and their parents out in the garden—that Konon cornered you in the hallway.
“You like him, don’t you?” The question landed like a hammer and your mouth opened, then closed. Konon knew that during the first year of high school you used to have a small crush on him, you told her, but suddenly last year you stopped yapping how you felt when your eyes randomly, briefly met his. But the real problem were now Konon’s, dark and searching, didn’t leave yours. “I’ve known something was up for a while now. You’re not good at hiding things. Neither is he.” You felt your heart hammering. “Konon, I—”
“I’m not mad,” she interrupted. “Not yet. But if he’s playing you… if this is some kind of joke—”
“It’s not.”
The voice came from behind you.
You turned to see Riki, his jaw tight but his eyes calm. He stepped beside you, brushing his fingers lightly against yours. “I love her,” he said, plainly. “I’ve loved her for a while.” Konon blinked, stunned into silence. “And we didn’t tell you because…” He hesitated, then looked at you. “Because we were scared. Mostly of how you’d react.” Konon’s gaze flicked between you both, then she folded her arms, leaning back against the wall. “I guess I should be mad,” she muttered. “But I’m more annoyed that you two thought I was stupid enough not to notice.”
You blinked. “Wait, so…?”
Konon rolled her eyes, a smile tugging at the corners of her mouth. “Just… don’t be gross about it. And if he hurts you, Y/N, I will cut him out of family photos.”
Riki grinned. “Deal.” “Swear to God, Riki, don’t push it.”
You burst into laughter, half in relief, half in disbelief that the hardest part was over.
Later that evening, the whole family sat around the TV. You and Riki sat close—this time not hiding it. Konon didn’t say a word, but she did nudge Riki’s foot off the coffee table with a muttered “you’re still a menace.” Riki leaned into you, his hand casually slipping into yours.
You weren’t hiding anymore.
And it was terrifying.
And exhilarating.
And entirely worth it.
It was when later the two protagonists of the movie were about to kiss—after a slowest and twisted burn— that you felt Riki's hand on your cheek, turning your head towards his. Eyes fluttered and lips carefully connected in what clearly seemed impossible to turn into a make out session, which actually did. It was sweet, but soon it became heated and sloppy, Riki's hands were all over you, grabbing your waist, pulling you closer until your back pressed against the couch cushions. You could barely think—his mouth was urgent, a little reckless, like he’d been waiting for this exact moment, like the months of hiding had built up into something neither of you could hold back anymore.
“Okay—seriously?”
Konon’s voice snapped you both out of it like a cold bucket of water. You froze. Riki groaned softly against your shoulder. “I said don’t be gross,” she continued, arms crossed, looking mildly horrified and mostly exasperated. “You’re two feet away from our dad.” Riki chuckled as he sat up, brushing his thumb across your cheek, smug and unapologetic. “Sorry. Got caught up in the… cinematography.” Konon rolled her eyes so hard it looked like it hurt. “You’re both insufferable.” Their dad cleared his throat loudly from behind his newspaper. “I’m not hearing anything,” he muttered. “And I’d like to keep it that way.” You covered your face with both hands, your cheeks blazing, while Riki just leaned back and threw an arm behind your shoulders like nothing happened. Typical. The rest of the movie passed in relative peace—well, except for Sola dramatically gagging every time you and Riki so much as looked at each other for more than three seconds.
Later, when the credits rolled and people started to drift off to their rooms, you and Riki found yourselves alone in the dim glow of the TV. “Today wasn’t so bad,” you whispered, fingers playing with the edge of his sleeve. “Nope,” he murmured, pressing a kiss to your temple. “Told you we’d survive.” You leaned into him, heart still thudding in disbelief. The secret was out. The world didn’t collapse. And somehow, everything felt a little lighter now. “You know,” he added, voice suddenly lower, “next time we’re about to kiss like that, maybe aim for when your dad isn’t within spitting distance.” You laughed into his shoulder. “Yeah… noted.” Then, quieter: “Still worth it.” He grinned, pulling you closer. “Every second.”

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current original work protagonist is the magically powerful bastard child of a clan with mind control; her thing is that she despises them for how they treated her mother, is plotting their downfall, and considers herself morally superior to them. like the rest of her family she on some level considers it her natural right to maneuver other humans around on the board, but she has trained up her charisma so that she can manipulate and gaslight people the old fashioned way instead of using dark magic, which is Bad
#rambl#this is not a type of person I have written before so there are Challenges but the character premise delights me#i do worry this has the palpatine problem (I haven't watched the relevant star wars but tumblr commentary leads me to believe he's a#badly designed character power wise)
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I know I’ve said this before, but as much as I think gallifrey really wouldn’t work all that well outside of audio, I would absolutely love to be able to see character’s mannerisms, how they stand, how they walk, the facial expressions they make. I want to see the stupid time lord outfits and the halls of the citadel and what low town and the outlands look like, what the houses look like, I really just wish we had more visuals of gallifrey
#the problem with wanting any of that is that I don’t trust anyone we’ve seen write gallifrey for the show for new who to do this even#remotely right#like the new who depictions of gallifrey feel really stripped of any culture or personality#but I just want to see narvin and Brax on screen#(come on new who writers)#(please)#(I believe in you you can put them in the show)#doctor who#gallifrey#j rambles#I also think like a gallifrey book could be really fun#we get descriptions of mannerisms and expressions and I don’t have to look at them fuck up the costumes and set
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genuinely hilarious btw how people on twt want soo bad to make matteo a villain in jannik's story or some shit like it's a disney movie. less than a month ago he said they'd talked recently and he's never had anything but good things to say about jannik but to some people it'll never be enough because he made a decision for his career that i understand is hard to digest but it has nothing to do with his relationship with jannik, jannik himself said it doesn't bother him, they both have never indicated they weren't on good terms. like yeah we can't ever really know the truth behind what they say in public, but i think we should stick with what we can see and read, yeah? because making wild assumptions based on nothing doesn't lead to anything good, it's just speculation and i don't see what anyone gains from it?? i think maybe some people need to grow up and accept that they don't know these people. they don't know jannik and what he thinks or feels or who he talks to or who avoids him or whatever. we know what he shows and tells us and that has to be enough because otherwise we go down dangerous paths
#these people don't even write fanfiction they don't even speculate for the fun purpose of writing gay sex#they don't have fun at all they just enjoy making their own blood boil#(jokes aside obviously we shouldn't go too far even if it's done for fun or fanfiction or whatever#there are always lines not to be crossed)#anyway if i can be perfectly honest i think some people just have something against matteo and have for some time#and they JUMPED at the chance of having a “good reason” to say shit about him#now i'm not saying everyone has to like him. and the same thing i said about jannik goes for matteo. i don't KNOW him#but again. i see what he shows of himself and he's quite an open person#and nothing i've seen of him has ever made me think he doesn't give a shit about his teammates and his friends#is jannik his friend? idk man only they can put a label on their relationship if they even want to#but clearly they're on good terms and like each other - from what they've always said as both players and people#and if people want to believe all his words about jannik are empty and meaningless then fine. i personally don't see it that way#because i have no reason to from - again - what matteo has showed of himself over all these years#anyway i rambled but this bothers me a bit#i'm not even looking at this from a ship perspective idc that's just for fun#i'm just bothered by the way people try to skew reality to prove their own theories because they don't like someone#and act like they're some kind of protectors of jannik or something (as if jannik needs it. he's a grown man with people around him who#actually care about and know him)#and then these same people don't even give a crap about people on the tour who are actually bad people. in the most objective sense#petty speculation about who's a friend and who isn't and not even a minute spent talking about the domestic abusers who are THE problem#in this sport. i'm not comparing the two things to be clear i'm just saying it frustrates me that this is how people want to do justice or#whatever the fuck when they could shine light on things that matter. i know i know they're different things#and we all talk about things that don't truly matter all the time#i just think. if you're taking things seriously#take things that ACTUALLY matter seriously. not fucking. matteo's one who didn't send jannik a text because he hates him#like WHY are you wasting time with these baseless speculations and you're being FOR REAL#i understand a bit of like. fun speculation ooooohh who was he talking about 🤭#but there's people in italian tennis spaces online who are actually like serious about this matteo and jannik have fought shit#and they're under every fucking tweet going ON about it. PUT THAT ENERGY SOMEWHERE THAT FUCKING MATTERS !!!!#whatever. whatever
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Where my Eddie meta differs from the popular fanon is I don't think all his problems are because he's gay and I don't think kissing a man would heal him or really benefit him much at all. (He is gay but that's not important right now)
#adding the last line so people dont think this is a straight eddie post#people like to go on about repression but the thing is i dont think hes repressing being gay#i think he genuinely doesnt know#buck 🤝 eddie thinking everyone checks out men#whether he is gay or bi or whatever he clearly believes he is attracted to women and is trying in his relationships#and is confused when they dont work out#obviously his gayest relationship/breakup was ana because they were going to d- shot by fox snipers#but to him he just saw it as him losing attraction#(there is gay meta you could do here with his reaction to that being to just stick it out and his only other real relationship at that point#having been with shannon the mother of his child)#yet for some reason people seem to have decided he knows hes gay and is stringing women along??#if eddie knew he was gay i really believe he would not date#and also he would already be with buck but this aint about him#anyway my main thing is eddie has a lot of problems and torments but i dont think being gay is one of them#and even if he knew he was gay that would not help much in this scenario besides being with his soulmate#which would heal him in many ways#but the chris and his parents problems would still be there#and kissing a random man or being with a random man would do nothing for him#buck had to realize that while it was important to realize he was bi it also didnt heal him#i dont think eddie would even have that i really think he would just go oh okay well anyway#im rambling its not even 9am but back to the repression repressing it would require him to know it and i dont think he does#and argument could be made for him repressing his love for buck but i dont think thats exactly it either#i might make a another post more about that so im going to hold that thought#but eddie is typically very self aware so maybe thats soke of where the idea comes from but in line with that self awareness#i dont think he would date women or say hes straight if he was aware he was gay even if it was something he was repressing#(i also dont really think he would repress being gay if he did know)#eddie diaz#original txt.
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steven quartz universe is a wild character because never before have i simultaneously had various facets of imagined scenarios in my head where a character is either: cis+, nonbinary, a trans boy, OR a trans girl before
like you could genuinely go ANY direction with this character and still come up with a satisfying and interesting bit of character work for Why gender is the way it do be
#like speaking of what i believe to be the canon flavor? steven is cis+#in my canon adjacent headcanons? he is some vague flavor of genderqueer where he just Do Not Care about it#he/him is a matter of convenience really and gender is void#but auGHH i have been Chewing on the walls lately thinking about my lil ftm Steven idea#and like... some sort of post canon mtf is also interesting if one takes the angle of like...#trying to detangle your own gender feels from like. not wanting to be mistaken as your mom#it's not that being called 'she' was the problem back then it was everyone not respecting your own personhood#it's all delicious#nova rambles
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imagining a defiant interrogation whumpee who gets sick of saying "I'm not telling you" so they start going into what sounds initially to be them finally telling whumper what they want to know, but ends up being whumpee wasting time by just quoting a song.
#pyreprompts#whump prompt#I have a scene or two for Kevin specifically#'Why have I taken up arms against you you ask? Well#I was walking down by island bridge#Just rambling about- going as I please#That day was warm and there was such a gentle breeze#It was the month of April I believe#I strolled up by the monument then laid down in the grass#Then I heard a soldiers voice behind me. It said#Meet me at the pillar son meet me there at noon. I need you brave young Irishmen there's something we must do...#He said his name was Padraig Pearce and he just kept on calling me'#Meet me at the pillar is such a good song even if extremely call to action#But that's just been my vibe so youknow#Doesn't even have to be an interrogation really#'So what's with the red hair and green eyes combo? Isn't that a little on the nose for a fenian?'#'Well first off- it has been incredibly difficult to hide while trying to cross boarders you're right#Secondly that's just kinda what happens when you have a county cork mother and an ulsterman father.#It's just a horrid color problem I've been left with- this orange and green.'#I imagine Kevin specifically would take it as a challenge to 1. See how obscure a rebel song he can pull up and#2. See how long it takes for the other guy to notice not a word he is saying is actually true or relevant#The exact scenes I'm imaging are in a au idk if I'll ever actually post publicly#But I might write them as him messing around with Zander#I still need to post something with Zander maybe this will be it
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not the usual good morning post, but hello and morning! ( :
i’m deeply grateful to everyone who is looking out for me here — it truly means a lot and i appreciate it immensely. however, for my own peace of mind, i kindly request that you refrain from mentioning other users in my inbox, especially one in particular whom many of you are likely aware of. this is purely for my own comfort. thank you! 🤍
#— ai rambles#as a human when something that frustrates me is brought to my attention i tend to react#and unfortunately that reaction is often used against me to portray me in a negative light#while i believe the situation is pretty clear to those who’ve caught on to it#idc if there’s malice in your post or not or whether you post about the most popular character or what trope you talk about#or if you use general headcanons that everyone has silently agreed upon#my only problem is and has always been the fact that my content is consistently and not so subtly getting copied#MY content as in MY ideas that aren’t in the form of just a trope or a general headcanon#(+ the mimicking but ig that’s the lesser evil)#and then downplayed as a coincidence or my thoughts and ideas being super generic#i have never had this type of issue until this one blog i wish i never knew and crossed paths with .#another thing i’d like to clarify is — i never sent anyone an army of harassers . i don’t encourage this#do not put me in your ridiculous narratives#but it’s also not my fault if ppl start calling someone’s bs out#i never mentioned names or dropped urls publicly so it’s interesting how ppl so easily figure out who that person is
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remembering the time I asked my ex to please make some distance between himself & my bestie because of remarks he'd made to me about her body and his response was to get home, sit on the sofa and fold his hands, and look at me and say "since you're thinking I'm cheating on you, I can only assume this means you're projecting your own guilt onto me and you're the one cheating. I'd like to look through your phone now."
and guess who ended up being the one cheating 🥲
#he has Problems™️ with me labeling him as a cheater with my friends and family which. uhhhh. yes im aware that was an attempt to isolate me#and control the narrative so no one views him as a scumbag. but like. maybe dont do scumbag shit??#and in addition he says 'were we together when i developed feelings for her?' and forced me to say either Yes or No when. um!#its not a Yes/No type of question. we were working under the goal of making our relationship work. it's a nuanced situation where i did feel#emotionally stepped out on. and in any case he breaks up with me and immediately begins staying the night at her apt so literally what even#is the difference at that point?#we had a Grown Person relationship we have a mortgage we own our cars i supported him through hardships and we were planning on marriage#and its like. for him to have been in the headspace at ALL to develop feelings for another person is so hurtful. i can understand physical#i wouldn't excuse it but i can understand it. but falling in love? when i was a damned good partner to you?#sorry y'all i just. ummm. feel so trapped and afraid. i cannot believe the level of trauma his lack of empathy/compassion in the breakup has#put within me. it feels like no matter how much effort i put into trying to heal....nothing in my heart budges. the damage to my self esteem#is so profound that i honestly cant even picture the scope of it.#all the steps i took in therapy and things i did to lower my stress last year feel so useless against the fact that the man i thought id be#with for the rest of my life chose someone else over sticking it out with me. he chose the easier option. and i cannot fucking move on#anyway sorry for tag rambling i literally. feel so much guilt around venting to friends because of how he reacts to it#and because he snooped through my phone POST BREAKUP and i never know when he'll do it again#this is hell. how can this be the same man who said he wants to be friends with me?#personal
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this is their dynamic to me
#i'm very much a believer that BOTH of them repress their feelings actually#i think the reason ppl wouldn't assume that ilana is the type of person to do that is bc how she makes a conscious effort#to present herself as someone who's (deceivingly) an open book#when there's alot of things abt her that's hiding underneath her friendly and happy exterior#like i literally can't stop thinking abt the homecoming ep#and how @ the start of that ep when lance asks her if she's ok and says she's fine when she's not#the whole reason why she poured so much work into the dance and why she snapped when they were fighting that mutraddi monster#when lance had the nerve to say it was just some stupid dance#she was literally using that as a means to cope w her feelings of homesickness bc likely felt she couldn't talk to lance or octus abt it#bc to her everyone sees her as this perfect and dutiful princess/girl that always knows what to do and this eternal optimist#i also could see ilana having a tendency to help other people's problems as means of avoiding her own problems#and thinking that theirs are far more important than hers#because in her mind her problems aren't really that much of a big deal and really it's fine#because after she should able to handle it no problem because she does such a good job at handling everything else#didn't expect my tags for this to result in me extrapolating as what i think ilana's potential issues could be but yeah#sym bionic titan#robi rambles
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roger waters and david gilmour would have either had a much better or a much worse relationship if they had just listened to plato and socrates and given in to their carnal desire towards their fellow man and just fucked about it in the first place but they really took the beautiful homosexual wisdom of man loving philosophers for granted and look where it got them
#lena.txt#me when i’m normal#roger waters#david gilmour#pink floyd#watermour#otp: our roles were complementary#i’m just saying they knew what was up#imagine the catalyst for the downfall of pink floyd being that they ignored the wise words of plato and socrates#and obviously the wisdom of billy joel but that goes without saying#i know this seems like a joke but it’s not even a joke like my sibling told me all about plato and socrates and their belief in queer theor#and like all of this shit and rules and stereotypes and stuff is all just a made up product of modern society#like if you’re a person and you want to have consensual sex with another person what is weird about that at all#like the concepts of gender and sexuality far predate us so why do we think we know best as a society????#i’m getting off course here but literally if these concepts did not exist the world and our attitudes towards this would be so different#this could solve lots of problems not just the schism of pink floyd#i just believe this is not how humans were meant to live#we place so much stock in these things that truly do not matter at the end of the day#it’s really sad that we do and now i’m completely off topic and rambling#i’m stoned and feeling a lot about plato and socrates as well as david and roger#pretty sure plato even wrote fanfiction about socrates no funny shit#also my adhd meds are working overtime rn so that plus smoking weed creates quite the beast in me
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Dear USAmericans,
Since that post about a US company nuking germanys HIV prevention videos picked up a lot of traction, I've noticed that you're still having the same election debates as a year ago.
So I figured I'd break it down as best I can. One of these two will be dropped off at your home. You must choose.
You do not have a third option. You cannot refuse. If you attempt to do either, the worse option will be chosen for you and your entire neighborhood.
That's what your presidential elections are.
Please, for the love of all that was ever holy, stop receiving hydrogen bombs. We're all getting blown up and would like it to stop.
Because I already know the discourse, long breakdown below the cut. I'm a literal expert on this topic.
For the sake of simplicity, I am mainly referring to presidential elections, although this applies to most of them.
First thing you need to know: The US is a Two Party System. This is very unfortunate because those are bad. While it's true that there are more than 2 parties on paper, they do not stand a chance in federal elections. It 100% sucks, but I need you to accept this as true for the time being.
This can be rough to wrap your head around, so here's why:
The US uses something called the Electoral College and Plurality Voting. You may also have heard the terms "first past the post" or "winner-take-all". A state's votes are all given to one party, no matter how close the result is. Best example is probably Pennsylvania:
In pretty much every presidential election since the 70s, Pennsylvania has its votes split down the middle. But all of its electoral votes go to the party with more votes. So even though only half the state voted Republican, it's treated like all of them did. This is also why Pennsylvania is so often a key state in winning the presidency.
Winner-take-all also happens when there is only one position to fill. Think of mayoral elections as an example. There is only one mayor, they can't exactly split that guy proportionately and sew on half of the other party's candidate.
I am telling you this because now we're going to talk about the Spoiler Effect, also known as Vote Splitting.
If Republicans get 40% of all votes in a state, that would leave 60% to go to Democrats and they'd win that state. However, if there's a third party involved that's just as popular as Democrats, they get 30% each. That's less than 40%, so Republicans win the state, even though the majority did not vote for them.
It absolutely sucks that the mere presence of a third party candidate can change the outcome of an election without getting elected themselves. It's awful, it's unfair, and it has been abused in the past; RFK Jr all but admitted his plan had been to split the democratic vote, but found himself splitting the republican vote instead, so he dropped out of the race. But that is the system you're living in right now and it is the system you have to work and vote in.
Now, there are three main talking points I need you to understand:
Do NOT EVER give up your vote. Every chance you get to vote, YOU VOTE. Local, state, federal, every election you can vote in. It doesn't matter if your vote feels pointless in face of winner-take-all. Or you don't like either candidate. You are facing fascism. You cannot afford to leave your strongest tool unused. Yes, you cannot vote away fascism. But you can show your support. You can stop the election of more fascists. You may even be able to elect people who fight it.
You cannot have a third party win in the current system. It simply will not work. The top 5 third parties currently have less than 1% of registered voters combined. Not only would you need to somehow convince and mobilize a majority of voters across several states, but you would also need them to come from both Republicans and Democrats. (And non-voters, but systemic issues etc.) It simply will not happen that you can sway all voters from one party, so your third party would need to be in the middle, which by definition would make them more right-wing than democrats. Also keep in mind that no matter how well you campaign, most USAmericans do not pay attention to politics. Google Trends noted a spike of "did joe biden drop out" searches on election day. the spike was much smaller than the one back in july and probably got boosted by reporting and inaccuracies but it did happen. There is no viable way to introduce a third party in the current system. It sucks. Both options suck, I agree. But one is a fucking hydrogen bomb and the other is a coughing baby.
The US needs a voting reform. Desperately. A popular suggestion is so-called Ranked-Choice Voting (RCV). This would allow you to vote for a third party, but still cast your vote for a different party if they don't succeed. This would reduce the Spoiler Effect and allow voting for a third party without the immediate risk of fascism. In fact, a few states already use it! However, as of writing, RCV is banned in 17 states. In all of these states, the ban was heavily supported by Republicans and opposed by Democrats. notable outlier here is kansas where the ban was supported by democratic governor laura kelly who seems to be a bit of a piece of shit anyway. other semi-outlier is kentucky where the democratic governors veto was overruled You need proportional representation, ideally abolishing the electoral college altogether. You need an end to voter suppression (particularly aimed at BIPOC) and gerrymandering. You also should probably get rid of the Filibuster once you have a functional democracy, but that's neither here nor there. Republicans strongly oppose any of these reforms, because they would lose the power they've been consolidating. Democrats tend to support them, as they'd like some of that consolidated power.
Right now, you have two choices. If you ever want better choices, or even more than two, you need to vote Democrat. While you still can.
Democrats are far from great, or even good, but unfortunately they are the only way out of this. And in the meantime, they have immediate effects on the rest of the world: The US provides the most humanitarian aid across the globe (because it got rich from all that colonizing etc). Or at least they used to until someone took a literal chainsaw to these programs. Right now, people are dying because the aid they needed, that was promised to them, that they relied on, was cut off. We're about to see a resurgence in several disease outbreaks because their prevention and treatment programs are defunct.
Oh and, you know, the Republican President just bombed Iran.
#ramble#us politics#current events#long post#i know im gonna get some smartass all “um democrats are actively trying to kill me” so: no theyre not.#this post is directed at US americans. democrats are not actively trying to kill those.#they may be very okay with killing in other countries. which is a different problem. but i promise you the republicans want to kill you mor#like listen kamala harris was incredibly lackluster in calling for a ceasefire but she would not have fucking bombed iran.#for those in the back: actively bombing another country is worse than 'just' supplying weapons with a light scowl.#the US is no longer just a supporter of Israel doing genocide and colonialization. they're now participating. we experts call this “bad”.#i cant believe i still have to do this in 2025. but i get it i think. the german word is “Politikverdrossenheit”#and like either youre too young to have paid much attention to politics or youre old enough to have paid too much attention#unfortunately you have a duty to limit harm anyway#fuck knows i wasnt happy with my options in february. (german elections. different can of worms.)#anyway im an american studies major so i am not talking out of my ass when i call myself an expert#(i am still missing my final thesis but man once i can say “i have an american studies degree” im gonna be insufferable)#the start of this post sounds like a saw trap. i should add a picture of jigsaw. i think. ive never seen saw. you could say i never saw saw#is this distasteful. maybe. unfortunately i no longer care.#afaik germany hasnt given a formal response to the bombings but i already know ill be really fuckin disappointed by the lack of condemnatio
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Pre Dark Cybertron exRID it's pretty balanced towards its ensemble cast, but if there was a main main character it would be Bumblebee, so it is very hilarious how Optimus came and stole the show and made it All About Him when Bee complained that people won't respect him as a leader as much as they did Optimus and there was even a storyline in the Costa ongoing where even tho Bumblebee is supposed to be in charge Optimus keeps steamrolling him.
#and then he's stuck as a side character in Starscream's story 😭#i am so sorry Bee you were literally too good for this world and i really do love you and you're one of my faves#but i'm still an OP stan oh god I am part of the problem T-T#it had to be done because i firmly believe that if Bee and Windblade had been allowes to team up it would have avoided like half of it all#and Optimus wouldn't have gone off the rails aa badly#quetzal rambles tf
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As much as purity culture IS penetrating fandom spaces and sanitising them beyond their core intent, I feel like some of you are overusing the phrase "don't like, don't read" (and others like it). Rather in response to people being nitpicky about certain themes merely existing in content (fan-made or otherwise), you guys keep using it as a way to shut down critical discussions of your favourite medias in a way that feels oddly anti-intellectual and ironically puritanical in and of itself.
#my post#this isn't the only phrase this is being used for btw this is just the one I used as an example#“let people enjoy things” is also another big one#like I get why you'd be so hostile after so many people who are uneducated on fandom etiquette invaded our spaces and flipped them#upside down with the vitriolic cringe culture they cling to#but I feel like we're losing sight of our goal here#purity culture is a problem but someone isn't a “tiktok puriteen” for criticising your favourite media#freedom of speech means freedom to criticise#you can't advocate for a free and chaotic fandom space and then get mad when a fandom space is exactly that#you don't care about purity culture invading fandom spaces you just want to believe in and do whatever you want#without anyone challenging you for it#bit of a ramble I don't really want to tag this because I don't want to kick the hornet's nest too hard but hghhh#like I so get where these people are coming from#like this isn't really a finger wagging “don't do this” post more is it a “let's not do this” post#I actually saw someone make this point a while back on instagram reels and I completely agreed with them#this thought kind of just clicked with me right now tonight as I actually went through the logical journey to reach that conclusion myself#so now it's more believable to me than just someone telling me their perspective and me not having enough knowledge or wisdom#at the time to 100% validate their perspective even though logically I may agree with it at the time#fuck I was gonna say something else but I kind of forgot#OH YEAH#because I was definitely in the mindset of “omg purity culture in fandom is ruining everything this is ass”#which I still agree with btw it's just important not to swing too far because there's still valid criticisms to be brought up in fandom-#and media and it feels reductive to boil it all down to “purity culture”#even though sometimes people's criticisms can be ill-informed and slightly ridiculous in the way in which you can tell that this is a#insecure younger teenager who clings to insanely high moral standards so they can soothe their secret insecurities about how they're#somehow secretly a bad person for not living up to said standards#trust me I've been there before. Both the former and latter. But this is my take for now as I feel it's more informed and nuanced#than before#oh by the way when I say I've been the former before I DON'T mean I was ever a proshipper ew lol#may take down later
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my hater moment about marvel designs is that female superheroes are overwhelmingly young. and also other things but thats a big one.
#txt#extremely rambly and disorganized thoughts ahead. apologies.#maybe i should not be speaking on this since my favourite superhero medias are ones that are satirical of superheros#ie the watchmen & the tick. particularly because i have problems w superheroes as a whole#in that theyre either used to reinforce a national image or promote punitive & reactionary measures against crime#my only exception is batman beyond <3 <3 <3#so fair warning this is coming from someone who has a lot of problems with superheroes. particularly marvel#but i'm just of the opinion that a lot of marvel designs are just... not good...#the emma frost rivals design is really bad ok. Sorry. they dont need three blonde women with white suits and blue accents.#do u know how many times i confused dagger w invisiwoman. and now Shes here too.#but aside from a gameplay perspective. none of her elements look Good to me. she doesnt read as high fashion. the bob looks dumb sorry#and i am tired of the continued objectification of women in superhero media. like the thigh and breast jiggle physics for emma frost.#or how 95% of the women have the same face and body.#and they all look like they're in their 20s. but the men get to look old.#btw if i'm to be a bigger hater outside of just rivals its that i have seen One emma frost design i actually like.#i have very particular tastes about character design. and i'm aware i'm picky. but#superhero designs leaning more into making sure they're read as superheroes as opposed to reading as The Character kind of pisses me off#for some i think it really works. like spiderman. but others i wish theyd be a little more creative#and not just try to reinforce to the audience that This is a superhero!#like i hate captain america as a concept but some of his designs are dumb as fuck too. why is the supersoldier wearing spandex#why are some of the looks for the high fashion superhero so Boring. why does the weather goddess just wear a basic suit and cape.#anyways. this is all to say i believe that emma frost should be an old drag queen or some other sort of diva in her 50s.
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