#I did rewrite the scene where the empty takes cas (minus the sex scene bc idk I’m never drunk enough to manage that)

[80hdean]

I think I’m gonna just start posting bits of the elaborate mpreg fics I’m writing in the secret good timeline where I’m able to overcome the gnarled tangled mess the adhd makes of my executive functioning skills and actually compose complete narratives

but since we live in the hell timeline, the fic concepts are trans mpreg navel gazing h/c kinda nonsense and by “writing” I meant “word vomit bits and pieces of ideas in the small hours of the morning” but oh well!!!!

anyways here’s wonderwall*

*the first installment of the MpCU (mpreg cinematic universe)

Naturally, Dean is a trans dude, because I’m glamorous and clever like that

Cas’ deal with The Empty actually appears to operate under Buffy/Angel soul-loss purity dynamics, aka they fuck against the wall in the dungeon post-confession and then the Empty comes for him.

It goes like this:

Cas confesses he loves Dean but knows he can’t have him, but instead of that statement immediately summoning The Empty, he stands there awkward and expectant for just long enough for both him and Dean to realize oh, The Empty’s not coming, and Dean has processed it enough to stalk towards him saying “you dense son of a bitch, you can have me”

Fade to black lol I’m not writing a sex scene rn

Certain ill-advised decisions regarding safe sex were made, but in their defense they were barely thinking at all, and were kinda expecting imminent Death.

Tl;dr oops, Dean gets knocked up, and now we get him experiencing post-Chuck Widower Arc 2: The Sequel, while he tries to deal w the whole “what the fuck, I’m a dude who is accidentally pregnant with my dead best friend’s potentially half angel baby” thing. Christ, he’s basically a walking (but unsurprisingly not currently) talking episode of Jerry Springer.