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my dream for post-mindwipe lisa braeden is that she starts dating a butch lesbian with a motorcycle and all her pta mom friends are like “wow what a step up from the other guy” and lisa’s like “what other guy” and they go “amen sister! men-who needs ‘em!”
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because you booped, I booped. I booped you. I booped Sam, I booped Jack... I boop the whole world because of you. You booped me dean
why does this sound like an evil boop?
because it is
I superboop you
don't do this cas
boop, dean.
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watching this scene with sam and madison having sex just.....i cannot help but note that dean Never has a sex scene like this. in all 15 seasons, not once do we see him have a raunchy hookup like this. same with sam's scenes with ruby like.......dean, the supposed "horn-dog ladies man" that we're supposed to believe has a revolving door of one night stands, only ever has incredibly tender sex scenes. meanwhile we see sam have the raunchy hookups, but he's supposed to be the "prudish nice guy." yeah right. as always, what characters SAY often contradicts what we actually SEE.
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Tagging you since I'm shamelessly using you for this (sorry?) @castielsprostate
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Patron saint of baby Jack art
anon thank you so much ily 💜💜💜
check out some baby jack art below
autumn baby jack
baby jack sketches: one, two, and three
baby jack through the seasons
baby jack with soup the rabbit and hearts dress
baby jack with dean
baby jack with claire and making a mess
pumpkin baby jack
baby jack packing with cas
family
jack's valentine card
jack's halloween card
what am i the patron saint of?
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oh you wanna survive my torture chamber? why, so you can suck more dick?
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y'know, the different factions of spn fandom on tumblr do fundamentally and vehemently disagree with each other about a lot of things, and many of the factions actively hate one another, but i just want to say for the record that i appreciate the fact that this site is not overrun with painfully hetero facebook fans. i just saw someone over there saying with their whole chest that they fully expected the finale to have dean meeting jo harvelle in heaven and them getting afterlife married, and someone else angrily responded that this was obviously never going to happen because clearly dean was still in love with lisa braeden who would therefore be his finale bride (i guess this person expected her to die in the finale somehow?), and then someone ELSE responded that they wouldn't want to see either of those things happen because they like to pretend dean is their boyfriend and it would feel like cheating(!!!!) if he ended up with one of them and they'd never be able to fantasize about him anymore. and all of these comments had over a dozen people agreeing with them.
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I was kind of a lonely kid, Dean.
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hilarious how you guys are like “he’s not a bad father!” about any and all characters on the Bad Fathers show. it’s the show’s only thesis.
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Tell me you're not gonna run away yet I will follow you until the end I can't get you out of my head
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Big Plans For That Fish
Supernatural Season 6 Episode 20
For dear louisiel
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supernatural is a show about being tall physically and mentally. the shorter u are the more u die. castiel was short so he was small enough to be swallowed whole by the empty. he was also killed for being gay (which automatically makes you shorter.) dean was 5'3 and gay so he died too. sam was 6'4 so he got to wear a party city wig and die a dignified death in home hospice care like a hero.
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