#I couldn't stop laughing tbh xD

[lordrandreaming]

My part of an art trade with @papabirdurskeks !! She asked me to draw her OC Stlsu, and promptly we began to talk about Skyrim and how the wolves just.. Hate You. And they hate Stlsu ESPECIALLY! XD

So, of course, I had to draw the man minding his business, while two wolves stalk him, planning to maul him! Don't worry about the one with a knife.

[beanibon]

I see you’ve got requests open and your Mermaid AU has me hooked 👀 Could you write about Mer!VashOr Mer!Knives with an s/o that’s part human (whatever the other part is can be up to you :})? literally go nuts with this request tbh-

Oml yesss!!! Also I have to stay true to my mermaidness, so reader is gonna be half-mermaid!

So reader essentially is human appearance, but with colourful webbed fingers and feet to help swim, and when they're in the water gills will open on their necks. This is how Mer!Vash and Mer!Knives children would look like in their respective lil headcanons (not saying that reader is their children, let this be separate from those ones xD)

TW: none really, just mating bites, a little suggestive in Vash's :3

You were a bizarre sight, unlike the other humans who overlooked him and his brother. You had a kind of aura that intrigued Knives, that seemed oddly familiar as you went about your work, following Rem as you assisted her in regards to the brother's.

The moment you revealed what you actually were, as Knives dragged your unaware body into the freezing depths, pausing as gills opened along your neck.

Curious chirps sounded as Knives squinted at you, flipping you this way and that as he studied your now prominent mermaid features.

You were patient, laughing as the usually aggressive mermaid circled you, poked and prodded you in his confusion. Not to mention Rem had made no effort to help you, the woman remaining at the observation pools edge.

When his own webbed hands grabbed your webbed hand, Knives huffed. Boredly swimming away, he made his presence scarce around you since then.

It wasn't until weeks later, being informed the news of a severely injured Knives who got into a scuffle with another of his species, defending Vash who 'stole' a prized shell, that you had to look after him.

No one else was allowed in the recovery tank, Rem tried at times but Knives' aggression was too much for her this time, and she didn't want another oxygen tank exploding within the tank and shattering it. That's where you came in.

Entering the tank, you slowly approached the injured Knives, flinching at his high-pitched shriek. It wasn't until you replied with your own did he simmer down, reluctantly allowing you to treat his wounds.

This continued on for a couple weeks and each visit resulted in Knives slowly looking forward to your visits, so much so he'd curl around you while you just kept him company, updating him on his worried brother.

The moment he could return to the ocean, Knives missed you already, knowing you couldn't visit as often now that he's recovered. So he gives himself minor injuries, pathetic scrapes, or even purposely slapping a sea urchin or two onto his tail and presenting it to you with no evidence of it hurting.

Rem was quick to catch on, offering you longer breaks to be with Knives so he'd stop injuring himself no matter how minor the wound was it was making other employees wary whenever he appeared. And Knives couldn't be more happy when Vash dragged him away from a toxic jellyfish to you, instantly having the larger twin latch onto you with excited chirps and purrs.

Eventually Knives and you marked each other, sealing your mateship as he nuzzled contently into you, purring non-stop while you combed his hair.

Vash tends to wander, his favourite place is a large reef just a few kilometres from the observatory, where he collects shells, avoids getting into fights with other mermaids and just harasses the local fish.

That's where he bumped into you, literally. You were diving along with some close friends, friends that knew what you were and made sure to keep you safe. So you can imagine their surprise when a curious mermaid collided into you chasing a parrot fish.

Vash startled very quickly, hiding between some coral when he realised the group was staring at him, you were rather curious going to follow only to stop when Meryl stopped you. She signed it probably wasn't a good idea, but you at least wanted to apologise for startling him.

Approaching his hiding place, you gained his attention by sliding an iridescent shell between the spines of coral, to which the quivering mermaid chirped, revealing himself as he studied the gift. You gained Vash's attention, frowning as you chirped back at him, broken merfolk language in form of an apology.

You were very inexperienced with your father's tongue, but you knew enough to form small conversations.

The look Vash gave you was full of astonishment, eyes sparkling as his lips formed a massive smile. Placing his shell into his seaweed satchel, Vash spun you around, tugging you upside as he admired your legs. You yelped when he innocently spread your legs, trying to communicate how inappropriate it was, only this new friend didn't listen. Not until your closest friend, Wolfwood stepped in.

The overly friendly mermaid screeched at the burly man putting him in a headlock, signing if you were okay. Of course you were, just startled this curious creature was so forward.

Asking Nicholas to free the distressed mermaid, he obliged yelling as Vash hid behind you, rapid chirps and shrill clicks shot his way. You knew they were a lecture of sorts, with some colourful language that made you snort, but that's how Vash made a friend of you.

You frequented the reef often, as it was home to your father before he was poached, now the reef was under protection of the observatory a little further out. So you often visited Vash, allowing him to appropriately admired your legs and any other features he took interest in.

He'd bring you colourful shells and pearls as gifts, whereas you'd bring him either food or items he'd be allowed to keep in the ocean. It became a small tradition, one that lead to Vash making a bold move on his part.

It was another day that your friends took you for a dive, also befriending the blonde mermaid. It wasn't until you entered the water, instantly seeing Vash making a beeline for you. You were happy to see him, yelping as he collided with you, growling the moment his fangs sunk into your shoulder.

Your friends had never seen you be aggressive, not in your mermaid half way at least. When your eyes slitted, teeth forming sharp points as you screeched at the mermaid, causing Vash to return the sudden aggression as he felt justified in his actions.

Nicholas and Meryl tried separating you two, but when you surged forward sinking your own teeth a little too painfully into Vash's neck. Only then did the two settle, Vash's annoyed pouting and clicks turning into happy wiggles and nibbles of your flesh.

You still held a small grudge to being marked without warning, not that you opposed the idea, a heads up would've been nice. Now you endured endless teasing from Nicholas, proudly showing your other friends Vash's mating mark with no shame.

[the-demonus-aunt]

If mc started to have a nosebleed how would the brothers react (and dateables)

I love this one, it's random and chaotic xD

Belphie

It's the smell that wakes him

He opens his sleepy eyes as copper lingers all around him

His first reaction is one he's ashamed of later: Excitement. It's been too long since he's smelt something so delicious

His second reaction is fear, gripping his insides and tossing them around when he realises that it was you he fell asleep next to

When he sees you awkwardly pressing a tissue to your face, but otherwise okay, relief mixes with confusion

Once you explain the situation to him, he'll take care of you, but he WILL laugh and tease

"Little human, oh so fragile, aren't you?"

Beel

Utter shock spread across his face. Why? Because he really didn't mean to push you against the kitchen door frame face first

He was on a hunt for food, blinkers on and only one thought on his mind: hunger

Well, he forgot about yesterday's burger in the fridge now

Instead he holds a tissue to your nose, as careful as he can, and gives you some affectionate little pecks on the cheek

Who knew the giant could be so gentle

"I'm so sorry, MC. I'll make it up to you! Do you want some of my chocolate pudding?"

Asmo

Ew. Don't get any blood on his white satin scarf??

Don't worry, he'll get over himself and help you

He'll make face about it but he's already getting you a towel

Ok but why is he kinda into it? Teary eyes, metallic taste, little moans

He'll pat your head and make sure to fix your make up and clothes if they got dirty

"Oh honey, don't worry. You're still so cute, even with blood all over your face!"

Satan

He read about that!!

Yes, he gets a bit too excited about it

Can you blame him, though? You're bleeding...out of your nose! Do you not realise how weird that is?

When he realises you don't really find the situation funny, he immediately pulls himself together and is there for you

"So how can I help? More tissues? Sure! Might these cat pics comfort you?"

Levi

Oi!! What got you so horny so suddenly??

There's no use in explaining to him that that's not what nosebleeds mean after all

It couldn't have been him, could it?

...could it have been?

This seems easier in anime

He'll give you a tissue, but he'll blush way too hard

"Let's...let's just go back to playing games, 'mkay?"

Mammon

Human?! Are you dying?!

Oh man, he's freaking out

You're bleeding, you're his human and you're losing life juice!

It takes some effort to calm him down, but eventually, he learns to deal

Gives you a smelly old t-shirt to bleed onto tbh

Takes you on a gambling night out when you're okay again, bc you both deserve some fun now

"...we could prolly sell that shirt for a buncha money now, ya know?"

Lucifer

No listen. He loves you.

But he scoffs and turns his gaze back to his paperwork

He knows nose bleeds happen to humans. They're rarely dangerous. So what?

Well, you're kinda butthurt he didn't even ask if you're okay and you're showing it, too

He realises he could have been more compassionate later and apologises

He'll give you a tender flick on the nose and offer to share some demonus with you

"Do you feel better, love? Let's make you forget. What do you think?"

Diavolo

Frankly, when he smells it, he first thinks you just started your period

But when he turns around and sees what's happening, he doesn't hesitate

He wraps you up in his massive arms, pressing you to his chest without any regard for his white shirt or expensive jacket

This man will show you love and comfort, no matter what

Why? Because you're bleeding and he loves you

"MC, oh no. I'll take care of you!"

Barbatos

He gives you a handkerchief. And another one. And another one. Where does he keep all of them?

He'll clean you right up, too, when you stop bleeding.

He has also already prepared a tea that heals from the inside. When did he do that?

You'll have forgotten about your pain within minutes. How couldn't you?

"How unfortunate. Here, don't mind it. We'll have you fixed in no time."

Solomon

Well, he's human, so he gets it

He lends you a cloth with a weird gel already stuck to it and makes you some hot chocolate as solace

"MC? Where did you go? I made us some hot drinks?"

Simeon

Oh?

MC, are you alright? You seem to have something on your face...

He's never seen anything like it before but he remains calm and curious

He asks about what to do and follows your explanations to the letter

He also tries to search the internet for advice but all the spelling mistakes let the searches go nowhere

"Oh my. What's happening? This is normal, you say? Okay, what do we do?"

[trollsauseedsofthepast]

A "little" review!

Here is my own opinion on Trolls Band Together, enjoy :D :

I really don't like the French translation that my fellow Canadians uses for movies... and I certainly HATED the voices they gave to Poppy and Branch and all of the characters tbh... every time, the characters are completely devoid of emotions and are just talking because they need to with an exaggerated European French accent that we Canadians don't have... and I hate it... BUT me and my big Sister still couldn't keep ourselves from watching the movie and here is my review...

I FREAKING LOVED THAT MOVIE TO DEATH!!!

Ignoring the REALLY bad voices and bad translation, the first few minutes were really fun and I understand even more why Branch ended up loosing his colors and becoming the Branch we've seen in the first movie. Loosing his Bros was a bad enough situation, but loosing the last Troll he had was the last straw. Also, on Grandma's card that I've seen on the net, her fun fact now makes so much sense xD

I was wondering why it said Babies in plural when I thought Branch was the only baby she had to take care of, but now it makes sense xD I also wanna know why she didn't stop the Bros from leaving though...

The next scene I though was so cute, Gristle and Bridget getting married was amazing, especially when she got to "roll" to him in her call back dress from the first movie! It was adorable! John Dory immediately recognizing branch for me was really touching, although I do think Branch had a point when he tried to confront his Bro. I know what it feels like to be left behind and it's hard to forgive this gesture. It's also hard to forgive someone who tried to control you everyday of your life, then abandoning you the moment they loose their control...

But I do think John might not have realized it at the time! Or at least I hope so?

Anyway, Velvet and Veneer were so funny and they make me wonder what kind of other Creatures lives in the Trolls Universe, it's also nice to see that technology exists there too! I wonder how they got Floyd into that diamond prison? If only the perfect family harmony can shatter diamond, why not unscrew the top of the bottle? xD Jk

My sister laughed when she saw Spruce/Bruce, because he used to be the most muscular now he's big(It does make sense though as to why he would be, he's cute nonetheless) xD But we both loved his new look as well as Brandi and their kids, they were really cute! I also like their species, they looked like puppets, they were really adorable! Also, I'm wondering the exact same thing as John, How are they making this work? I'm genuinely curious xD

Crimp surprised me, tbh. What is she, though? It's not really important. Anyway, she's one of my favorite, hands down! Velvet looked like she was gradually growing mad with power, a little cliche, but still entertaining! Veneer did look like he didn't like what was going on as well as loving his fame and riches, very conflicted. And I love how Floyd was so sarcastic to him like Branch was with Poppy in the first movie xD

The too much hussle part made my brain melt, it almost felt like an acid trip like the Jazz hypno from World Tour. So, I don't have anything else to say about that. It was funny though!

I LOVE VIVA!! She's just like Poppy but hard on caffeine and I love it xD

Also, I called it: Clay is my all time favorite taking Trollex's place as #1!!! I could talk about him for hours, but I'll spare you by only saying that I think he's the cutest and funniest(Even if he doesn't want to be funny anymore)! xD

HE'S JUST SO FREAKING CUTE I LOVE HIM AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Also, I gotta say that Tiny wasn't annoying(surprisingly) in this movie. I don't like Tiny and I don't like that DreamWorks are trying to add him everywhere, but he was just fine in this movie and he even made me laugh when they were climbing up the walls with their gummy gloves xD

The car chase was fun, the songs were amazing and the message was great as well, I like how John realized his mistakes and puts Branch in charge at the end. Also....

I REALLY THOUGHT BRANCH WAS GONNA PROPOSE, WHY DREAMWORKS?!???!??!?!?!

Anyway, this was my review, I'll definitely buy the movie when it comes out on DVD and watch it until my Boyfriend gets sick of it and tells me to stop xD If you want to see it, please do, I thought it was way better that the first two by a landslide! Though I still love the first two xD

[trashogram]

With our conversation in the comments, I figured it might be best to put this one in ask form XD so here goes;

Your latest comment really got me thinking. I actually hadn't considered this before! And it just clicked.

And it makes sense, too. Since toon physics can still overwhelm human physics despite them coming into our world. And we see how toon logic can still be used either against them or for them, usually resulting in what would be a punchline in a cartoon, but wouldn't work at all among humans.

From what we see in toontown, they look to be being of chaos (I know that sounds ridiculous. This is the best phrase I could think of 😅). They thrive in it, they work with it, all of it. And chaos can just- do whatever it wants. And since we plainly see toons being able to do whatever they want (to an extent. Like the weasels couldn't just stop laughing when they felt like it), it'd make sense if they had some kind of way to control their little reality to benefit them in some way. Usually for comedy like you said, but they can easily use this in romance or other aspects of life, too. (I'm genuinely so excited! This never occurred to me, and after you said it just makes so much more sense now. So many opportunities are unlocked with this!)

I'll be honest, my headcannon was that toons had some type of magic in them. Yeah, I know that's kind of cheating, allowing me to say that anything they do is a result of magic, and it would ask how they got it (like did a human create them with magic? Or are they just magical beings that showed up a long time ago?). I wasn't really happy with it, but it was the best I could think of for a while. But I like this more ^^

Tldr; I think you just unlocked the great mystery to how toons in WFRR work. They can just bend reality however they need in some way that best suits them. Maybe that's how Doom was able to kill Teddy despite supposedly dropping a toon piano on him; he just willed it to be deadly and nit a gag.

I’m glad the idea tracks! Tbh I think the HC that toons have magic or are magic makes sense too. One could argue that creating entertainment (stories, movies, tv, music, etc.) is the human way of creating magic when in reality it doesn’t quite exist. And it’s practically outright stated that toons exist to entertain (human) people. Therefore, toons embody magic itself.

Although this probably makes sense only if humans came first, but the possibility that somehow toons existed before humans really intrigues me!

Also, Doom’s existence is kind of blowing my mind now with that possibility of Doom willing the piano to kill Teddy. If that was the case then that means Doom figured out how to circumvent the restrictions of his own existence. If he was created to be a cartoon villain, then he should only be able to harm other toons but murdering a human goes against that entirely. Despite that, Doom still exists. He’s bent the laws of toon nature as well human nature to his will. And in a very weird way, he’s a prime example as to why toons should have equal rights with humans in the WFRR world bc his actions have a lasting impact on both humans and toons that goes beyond simply making people laugh.

[megan-loves-surveys]

#19.

Anything you’re looking forward to this month Easter, IPW etc.

What’s the current temperature? 19C.

Have you or would you ever forage for mushrooms? No, why would I? LOL.

What’s something you dislike about spring time? Hayfever. Bleh.

What’s your favorite lollipop flavor? Cola or lemon.

Are you into gardening and what do you enjoy planting? No.

What’s some flowers you find to be pretty? Sunflowers, roses, tulips etc.

Would you say you’re easy to get along with? I hope so.

Who did you last hold hands with? My boyfriend.

What sounds help you sleep? The cars driving past on the highway, it's like white noise. During Covid lockdown when there was none, it was too quiet, I hated it.

Do you have a loud or more soft laugh? Loud haha.

Tell me your best pick up line. None. Too cheesey.

What’s a song that reminds you of warm weather? Girls Aloud - Long Hot Summer haha.

Do you have any interest in fairies? No.

What’s the last refreshing drink you had? Water.

Do you name your plants? No.

Do you like to dip your fries in a frosty or ice cream? Yes.

Do you prefer staying in cuddled up or going out for a date? Both!

Cookies or brownies? Cookies.

What is something you are proud of? Graduated uni.

Are you a fan of musicals? No.

Do you like lemonade? Do you add anything to it? Yes.

Are you more of a fast talker or do you talk more slow? Fast talker, most Kiwis are. We have to remember to slow down in other countries.

Is there anyone who makes you smile no matter what mood you’re in? My boyfriend! <3

What are some inanimate objects or things in general that have the same energy or vibe? Like what objects make me smile? Haha. My laptop? My phone?

What is something that is quick to cheer you up? Wrestling.

Have you ever stargazed with someone? No.

If you were royalty, what would you like to be addressed as? Um...

Are there any foods you could eat daily and never get sick of? Chips xD

Are there any things coming up that you have to travel for? I wish.

What was a time when you have laughed so hard you cried? The other day when I was watching a YouTube video, I had to pause it cos I couldn't breathe and was crying so hard from laughter xD

Plan a good day. That really depends on my mood is on the day.

What would you do with $10,000 right now? I'd pay off my student loan cos it's about 5 grand at the moment, and spend the rest on a trip.

If you had to create an alter ego for yourself, what would they be like and what’s their name? I have one, her name is May and she's a wrestler xD

What’s one of your biggest accomplishments today? Nothing so far, but I'm going to the gym in a few hours so it'll be that haha.

Do you believe in reincarnation? why or why not? No clue.

What relative are you closest with? My Mum, cos we live together.

Do you have any recurring dreams? Yes. It's always about packing a bag or suitcase for some reason.

What last had you startled? A big bug in the bathroom.

What emotion have you experienced most lately? I've been pretty happy.

Let’s say there are no obstacles preventing this.. What would you do for the rest of your life? Travel.

What’s an odd phobia someone you know has? Dunno about other people but I'm scared of ladders.

What did you last search online? A Pokémon's type cos I am awful at remembering them.

Do you have any ghost stories you’ve experienced? No.

If you were to be a food, what would you be and why? Mac & cheese.

When did you last dust your home? The other week.

If you could pick an age to stop aging at, what would you choose? Now tbh.

Recommend me something you’ve been into recently. (: If you like Pokemon, then I recommend the fangame Pokemon Rejuvenation, it's such a good game.

Do you like sushi? No.

What’s something you’ve been putting off? Going to the dentist for a teeth clean, it's expensive and takes ages.

Do you know someone who is always starting drama? Yes.

What’s the current temperature outside? Still 19C.

What is one annoyance you’ve had today? Not having enough time to go to the gym between coming home from the mall and Smackdown starting. I usually need about 2 hours to do my workout and then get the bus home, I had less than an hour and a half today. So now I gotta go after Smackdown ends lol.

What’s one of your favorite videos? The pregnanant one, everytime someone links it, I watch it again cos it makes me cry laughing.

Do you get at least 6 hours of sleep every night? Most of the time, but the other night I only got 5 hours.

Can you see any outlets from where you’re sitting? Yes. There's a lamp plugged into it.

Who is your favorite person to spend time with? I can't pick.

What last surprised you? Hmm.

Do you know anyone who has 2 different color eyes? No.

What was the last medication you had to take? Migraine meds.

When was the last time you sprayed air freshener? No idea.

What color is the vehicle you ride in most often? Our buses are blue lol. But if you only count cars, then it's my boyfriend's car, which is black.

Do you remember the whole 2012 mess? You mean the 'end of the world'? LOL.

What does a typical weekend look like for you? We go to the mall in the morning and I have Starbucks with my Dad, then I go to the gym, then watch WWE Smackdown, then either just hang out or go to a wrestling show.

What kind of key chains do you have? I have a NYC one and one from the Grand Canyon with my keys. I also have a few on my bag - one of Seth Rollins' logo and the other is a Converse shoe haha.

Have you ever gotten into a physical altercation and lost? No.

What is a movie that you hated the ending? Hmm.

Do you have anything you need to tell someone? No.

When did you last laugh out loud? Just before at something my Mum said.

When did you last yawn? Earlier.

Did you have your own bedroom growing up? Yes.

Can you tie a cherry stem with your tongue? Never tried xD

What’s the last thing you done outside? Walked to the gate to let my Dad's car out.

Do you try to carry all of your groceries in at once to avoid another trip? I don't carry groceries lol, my shoulder won't allow it.

What did you last purchase? Starbucks for my Dad and I - he had hot chocolate and I had a mocha java chip frappe.

What’s your favorite kind of pasta? All.

Would you say you’re a condescending person? No.

Have you ever mowed a lawn? No.

What time did you go to bed last night? I think I went to sleep around 1:45 or so.

What did you last write down? Something at work.

What was the last game you won and lost? Both were at games night haha. David and I teamed in this game and won together, but then the next game we lost xD

What’s the last song you listened to? CuteBad - Provocateur

Are you content with your social life? Oh yeah. I have my wrestling friends, I have my BFF who I go to the gym with and I have my boyfriend's friends too.

What kind of phone do you have? iPhone 14.

What is something freeing that you’ve done recently? Dunno.

Do you own bluetooth headphones? Yes, I have Airpods.

How many months until your birthday? 4 months.

Have you ever had edible flowers? No.

Do you read other people’s survey answers? Kinda, I read them when I'm stealing someone's surveys lol.

What’s your favorite thing to put on a tortilla? Dunno.

Do you work better alone or in a group? Depends who the other people are, if it's people I know and like, then that's fine. Otherwise I'd prefer to work alone.

When did you last go shopping for shoes/socks? I go to the Converse outlet everytime I go out that way, and as for socks I had to replace all my socks last year when I suddenly got allergic to them, I bought a bunch of bamboo ones.

What’s a good midnight snack? Chips xD

What are 3 essential items you won’t leave the house without? My phone, my sunglasses and HOP card, which is for the bus/train.

Do you enjoy spicy foods? A bit, but not too spicy.

Do you ever shop at Walmart? What’s the last thing you purchased there? We don't have Walmart here.

Have you ever hosted a party? Yes.

What color are your eyes? Green.

What’s a song you’ve had on replay recently? Liberty X - Saturday

Have you ever played volleyball? Yes.

Have you ever slipped in the shower? Yes.

How many miles away is your favorite grocery shop from your residence? It's at the mall, about a 15 min drive?

When did you last have a toothache? The other day, cos my wisdom teeth are coming through.

What should you be doing right now besides surveys? Nothing.

What is something you want to be remembered for? Dunno.

What’s your favorite kind of juice? I like most juices tbh.

Do you like lounging around or do you enjoy being more active? Both.

What is something besides cash/cards that you keep in your wallet? I don't use a wallet lol.

Do you like pickles? No.

How many colors are in your outfit today? Let's see... blue, black, orange, red, white. Five!

Do you own a pair of combat boots? Yes.

Do you consider yourself to be more of a loner or outgoing? In between.

What is something you take a lot of pictures of? Things I buy. And food xD

Where do you stream or listen to your music? Spotify, and occasionally YouTube Music.

Have you cut yourself on a glass on accident? Probably.

What’s your plans for the next upcoming season? Working, lol.

Do you use a lot of seasonings in your cooking? I don't cook much.

What’s a dish you love to prepare for yourself? Haha...

What emotion do you feel the strongest right now? Tired lol.

What are your most used emojis? The top 5 on my iPhone are the the sideways laughing emoji, the crying laughing emoji, the heart, the big eyes with tears and the big grin one lol.

What’s the strangest name you’ve heard someone name their child? Hmm...

[sf9]

not to be dramatic but inseong could yeet me across the globe and I wouldn't mind, if he had those beauTIFUL GLASSES on

THIS IS SUCH A MOOD DBDBDBDBDBDB Inseong with glasses is,,,, such a beautiful and s*xy look wow thank you Kim Inseong XD😫🤧🤧

[dexthtoyounglings]

Heya! Hope you're doing well! Make sure to keep yourself hydrated and keep yourself healthy ☺️

I'm curious about how would Fives would act with a highly sensitive s.o , in regards of tickling XD. Like she just need to be poked a lil on the side and she's dead-

Or imagine if she started a tickling him and he gets dead serious and she runs from him and he's like "target aquired" and she knows she'll die lolol

And what if while she's getting tickled she hits him and then she's on the verge of tears because she doesn't want to hurt him ever and starts kissing him as a apology-

Thank you my love! I hope you're also staying hydrated and healthy. Hope you enjoy!!

The Tickle Monster Feasts

ARC Trooper Fives x Reader

Summary: Are you ticklish? Well, you are now! And Fives love it!

Warnings: tickling, fluffff lots of fluff and soft things, Fives is kinda scary tbh

GIF NOT MINE!!

•--•

Fives was home. That meant that your house was lit with energy and laughter. There wasn't a dull moment with the love of your life wrapped around you like a blanket. Sure, he'd never admit it, but he really did love following you like a puppy-dog when he was on shore leave. You loved it too.

With your house alive and buzzing, you cooked with music playing, you watched holomovies with Fives' limbs locked around you, and you most importantly snuggled and spoke about each of your lives while your clone lover had been gone.

And it always lead to this. For some reason, Fives always took it to this level. You giggled and pushed at his chest while he trailed it index finger up and down your waist. You were both lying on your sides, facing each other and talking the afternoon away. And in the midst, his lips met yours and turned the mood into one of slow, romantic making out. It was hard to get him to keep it in his pants while kissing, but he tried this time. With an ulterior motive of course.

Fives had his other arm wrapped around your back. As much as you struggled, begged for him to stop the featherlight touches, he refused.

"Have you always been this ticklish?" he asked, a shit-eating grin on his face. He knew you had, he just liked watching you writhe and get angry at him.

You slapped at his shoulder, trying to stretch yourself out of his hold. "No, it's my first day on the job," you sassed, some of your giggling interrupting your speech.

Fives moved his fingers closer to your ribs, attacking your stomach with those same touches. You swore under your breath before you started laughing at the uncontrollable feeling all over you.

"Fives, Fives!" you squealed, your hips shifting and your legs moving to push him back as light as you could.

He watched you with amusement, locking his leg around yours to keep you still, "Oh Mesh'la, you know I love when you say my name."

You flailed against his chest, trying everything in the book. You couldn't slip your leg out of his hold to gain the vantage of kneeing him in the crotch, you couldn't pull his hair cause he liked that, and as much as you hit him, he would always be a reliable soldier.

So, you slipped your hands under his arm, fingers deviously gliding across him as you finally got to his armpits. You tickled him and he coughed, jerking and loosening his hold on you. Good idea, Y/n.

Well, it was a good idea to get yourself out of his hold. But as you glanced up, you realized it might not be as much of a good idea as you thought it had been. Fives was frozen as a stone statue, staring at you with fire in his caramel eyes. His lips were a straight line and his nose twitched.

You shifted out of his hold nimbly, rushing up snd running through your apartment as fast as you could, finding yourself in the kitchen. He followed you at a slow walking pace, like he knew he'd have you in the end either way.

You stood hunched behind the island, counters separating you and your predator. You would've been scared of the way he was acting if it wasn't for the fact that you felt adrenaline rush through you for the first time in a while.

You smiled widely at the trooper, poking out your tongue and mocking him.

And without any hesitation, he ran at the island, hopping over the countertop and sliding to you. Quickly, you scrambled away and ran into the hall. Realizing you had cornered yourself, you huffed out a sigh and ran into your room.

The door shut with a slam, giving you some clarity that he couldn't hear where you footsteps led as you stuffed yourself into your walk-in closet.

Your breathing felt 10x louder in that moment. Your brain was hyper fixated on every noise, every footstep that came from the hallway. Especially when the door opened and you felt all the color drain from your face.

Everything in your body felt hollow, everything seemed to Echo. And every footstep you heard ring through your room made your heart stop beating for a second.

"Prettyyyy babyyyyyy," Fives called out, voice deep. It rumbled so sweetly, making butterflies scuttle in your stomach, and made your adrenaline pump.

You clenched your stomach and your throat closed with something between excitement and anxiety. The closet had a tightness that gave you comfort, the clothes resting against your back and the hangers being surprisingly quiet.

You leaned your neck back, the hunch of it starting a kink. You knew you were well hidden, it would buy you some time. You'd be able to here his check under your bet and then you'd run for it.

But nothing was heard. For the next 30 seconds, absolutely nothing was heard around you. Dead silence suffocated you and you wanted to get curious, but to cause any noise was the last thing you wanted. So you stayed, with your shoulder's straight and your jaw tense, you waited to hear anything. Something?

And it hit you fast, making you gasp in horror as Fives wiggled the closet door handle, making you whimper in fear. He laughed deeply, and before you could react, you felt the lock starting to turn. Fuck, you had taught him how to open that with his finger nail. It was all a joke then...

The door was flung open and he dive into the closet to scoop you into his arms. And on impulse, you had shoved your foot against his abdomen.

The kick surely couldn't have felt good, and he shallowed shallowly, sputtering as he held his stomach and hunched over. You didn't blame him for being overdramatic - you would've reacted the same. But you knew he could take more than that before hunching over and wheezing.

You reached out your hand, eyes apologetic and wide as you held his face. "My love, Fives.. I am so sorry."

You kissed all over his face; nose, forehead, cheeks, chin, lips, everywhere was left with the trace of your lips as an apology. Your heart clenched in your chest before he stood up tall. His face projected dejection. But, in a twist of events, he grinned widely and picked you up.

He carried you without struggle before throwing you onto your bed and climbing over you. His lips attacked you the same as yours had him and he emphasized the noise of each one.

"I didn't know you had a leg like that, doll," he teased, kissing you between your eyebrows. He whispered then with a playful tone, "Don't tell anyone, but I kinda liked it."

•--•

Masterlist

[captainshazamerica]

Dude dude dude crane dancing weirdly and laughing like a maniac to himself is such rogues vibes I love it so much 😅 I want all the gc and cc rogues to hang out in a big warehouse somehere like this hahaa

I'm so confused about jason being buried there's no way bruce buried an empty coffin I feel like bruce 100% would have looked at jasons body in the coffin just to like cement the grief and physiologically torture himself tbh, Bruce couldn't have buried an empty coffin so ahh maybe he did but like how would he not have known it was empty!? Honestly I was not expecting the lazarus pit until I saw the episode name and I dunno what comic it's from but I'm pretty sure there's one where jason did die was buried and woke up in the coffin alive for like no reason no pit needed, I dunno I just like the version of him actually being buried and coming back to life just for some pure unknown mystery reason or maybe I just made that up in my head I have no clue lol

Crane sent one sad upset little kid messed up on anti fear toxin to The Joker! BOY WHAT Crane knew he was gonna get killed so did crane know that bringing him back to life and drugging him would allow him some level of control over jason, it seems like crane is masterminding the entire thing and j is just basically his pet/henchman, also in the future when he's hopefully off the anti-fear toxin is he still gonna be not quite himself cuz of the effects of the pit?

The phone to call to hank I really want jason to have meant that like maybe he hadn't dosed up on toxin yet and he was able to actually feel and sought out hank to help him but then took the toxin after the call and just did a 180 and decided to do that bomb thing instead or was that all cranes idea

Bruce telling him he's not robin anymore in an attempt to save him from the dangers of Gotham is literally what gets him killed, poor Bruce, I NEED a scene of bruce and jason together again or at least just Bruces reaction to the fact that jason is still alive BRUCE CALLING HIM SON 😢 and technically jason admitted to seeing him as his dad in the word association thing with doc thompkins

THE DREAM THING WITH DONNA I freaking LOVED that (she looked so cool) but it was like he was being warned by the universe/weird dcu magic or maybe even donna herself warning him about his future as redhood to try to stop all that from happening to him because those dreams were happening before crane/joker killing him, I need to rewatch that, THAT IS SO COOL! was he able to see the redhood suit in his dream cuz if he did maybe that's why he chose the suit cuz he seen it in a dream and was afraid of it and now he's all about not being afraid so that's why he chose that as his suit, I'm assuming his suit choice was his idea and crane didn't plan the outfit for him 😅

BRO CRANE DANCING LIKE THAT WAS EVERYTHING HOLY CRAP. LIKE THATS SO FREAKING IN CHARACTER (almost Fanon tbh xD). That made Scarecrow loving butt so happy omg xD Dc is finally giving people what they want!!! Lmao, can you even imagine the chaos of the gotham and CC rogues all together like that omg, someone needs to make art or fic of that man xD

Oh yeah, I guess that is the one thing they didnt address. Idk, this Bruce was disassociating from Jason dying so much that Im not sure he would look in the coffin cause that would be acknowledging the truth which he was in clear denial in until he snapped and killed the joker. But yeah, that would have been cool. Yeah that is the comics version, the explanation was superman messing with the universe or some typical dc crap like that xD They went with the animated movie version, well, closer to that version, in terms of the Lazarus pit bringing him back. I like how like a month ago we were talking about how we doubted they were gonna use the Pit but look at that they did!

I freaking KNEW Crane was the mastermind behind most of it(and used Jason's already messed up self and emotions ), like from that first episode when he took the gas I was like I BET THAT IS ANTI FEAR TOXIN! xD But i loooveee how they are giving us a manipulative af Crane, you rarely see that in media!

Oooh yes the phone call, I do wish they had like def confirmed that it was Jason off the gas, which like i think they implied but i want confirmation lol. But yeah, I am def thinking he was off his drugs when he first made that call cause his demeanor during the 2nd call was a lot more like when he is on the gas.

THE BRUCE AND JASON SCENES KILLED ME OH MY GOSHHHHHH. AND WE FINALLY GOT A MEDIA VERSION OF BRUCE CALLING JASON HIS SON! IM LIKE SOBBING! THATS ALL WE EVER FREAKING WANTED! and YASS jason calling bruce his dad in the word association omg, I didn’t think they were actually gonna have him say it. and then they have the AUDACITY to show him getting better ONLY TO DESTROY IT UGGG.

Oooh yeah, that dream thing with donna was interesting, I wonder if they are gonna like fully explain it or leave it vague.

Curran just blew it OUT OF THE PARK THOOOOO

[stabbysideblog]

I just had an absurd mental trip and I need to share my newest theory with you.

So. We know that Schlatt's diary, currently in Dream's hands, is very, very important, right? Schlatt was a smart man, he was able to win the elections, he found out about Tubbo's double face, he understood that no one was really on his side and when he saw that he couldn't win the fight he just- let go of his weapons and armors to wait his end instead of fighting an already lost battle. So, I say, it would be totally normal for him to investigate on his citizens, right?

What if Schlatt, at some point, found out that Dream is a demon? He finds out and he writes it in his diary, and then he starts looking around for every information about demons that he can find- maybe he asks directly to BBH, making it sound like he just wants to know if Bad is stable or if he's going to lose his shit and kill everyone, after all he's the president and he needs to know if his town is in danger or not, right? So, BBH tells him something, maybe about the fact that he's very stable since his source is strongly connected to him and that it helps him keeping his powers in check and all that, and Schlatt writes everything in his diary.

With that informations, he starts thinking about Dream again- Dream seems stable, he doesn't loses his powers and, on the contrary, he seems very in control of them and of himself, so Dream must have a source, that's the conclusion Schlatt reaches. He starts trying to understand who the source might be- Quackity? No, he's strange but he's not the type of person to catch Dream's interest- Tommy and Wilbur? They're exiled. They might be a danger for Schlatt's presidency, but they don't seem like the people to make demonic deals with someone.

Schlatt slowly ticks anyone away from his list, until only one remains- Tubbo, with his kind heart and innocent face, with his gentle methods and his friendly smiles- he doesn't seem like the type of guy to have anything to do with a demon, but then Schlatt finds out about the TNT under Manberg and about Tubbo being a spy and he thinks that maybe he's exactly the type of person, because no one would suspect him, and that's when Schlatt decides to kill Tubbo- because he betrayed him, Schlatt says, but the truth is that he wants to hurt Dream by killing his source.

Of course, Tubbo is not Dream's source and Schlatt writes it down, but then he dies and the diary passes to Dream. In that diary it's written everything Schlatt found out about Dream. Every. Single. Detail. And if someone where to find it they would have a huge power over Dream.

And I have more, this is only part 1 of my theory but I'll send that in another ask or it might get too long XD please let me know if my ramblings get out of hand and you want me to stop x" -Parrot 🦜

PLease never stop Parrot!

Oooooohhhh I like that, It also explains what the FUCK is in the book. I also think it’s Demon stuff because what else could it possibly be tbh? 

Schlatt kills Tubbo and watches Dream carefully, he manages to figure out his source the day of the war. It’s too late then, he realizes he was too slow and after all he’s far outnumbered. He gives up and drinks himself to death. The deal schlatt made with Dream was this. 

Schlatt’s sitting in his chair writing in a notebook, He’s amassed so much information in it he’s almost reached the last few pages. He sets the pin down and rests his arm, he’s weak and getting weaker by the day, writing in his notebook becomes harder and harder for him but he still does it. It’s important to him and his country. There’s a knock on the door, Schlatt tells him to come in closing his notebook and setting it aside. 

Dream walks in looking around the room, it's dirty littered with beer bottles, protein powder, cigarette butts, and god knows what else. The only clean area is the desk with a single chair in front of it. Schlatt sits calmly behind this desk a facedown notebook, pen, and bottle of beer in front of him. 

"Please, sit down big man"

Dream warily sits down eying up the other man. "What did you want to meet for Schlatt?"

"A little birdie told me that you're a Demon, a Dreamon to be precise" Within a second a netherite sword pointed at his neck, Dream is standing in front of Schlatt gripping the hilt of the sword hard enough to turn his knuckles white. 

"What do you know"

Schlatt laughed and pushed the sword aside "No need for the macho display, it's just us, plus I don't want to use the information against you. In fact, I want you on my side." Dream puts the sword back in his face but less committed, he's listening. "Why would I be on your side? Schlatt you're not dumb I'm sure you know no one supports you. It would be stupid to join your side"

Schlatt set one hand on his notebook "I have information, This book contains all your secrets green boy, If you join me I'll give it to you. If not I'll make copies and spread it so everyone knows your weakness"

"And what if I kill you and take the book?"

"If you do that Fundy will follow my orders."

"That are?"

"If I die today retrieve the second notebook from a secret place and spread it."

"Fine," Dream takes a step back, sheathing his sword. "But we'll have to make a pact, to make sure you uphold the end of your deal”

Schlatt takes a swig of alcohol "That's fine by me Demon"

So then Schlatt make’s a deal to be a temporary source for Dream and Dream agrees to side with him and once they win (or die) he gets the book. It’s also why he gave Schlatt full armor and such powerful weapons, after all gotta protect the source right? 

[shiro-0197]

God no I'm sorry 😭😭😭 the way Tumblr eats all my drafts, and now your replies. (Someday I'm gonna eat Tumblr grrrr) that must've been so frustrating tho, I'm sorry love.

someday we could go to a country with Highlands together. It'll be super cold and nice. And the views would be really really pretty too!! WE COULD EVEN BE AMONGST THE CLOUDS >//< aww yes I hope you'll be able to try them soon in the future!! I died and had to stay in bed for an hour, (because my spice tolerance is nonexistent <3) but yeah I'm better now! Name is: "대박 ghost pepper noodles" the Korean word 대박 literally translates to "awesome" but— 😭😭

oh I see!! I hope school goes well, it's good that you're excused for a part of the day :D and aww I understand. Replying can be lengthy sometimes, so please please only do it when you're free and comfortable >:(( we're in no rush, after all :D

I was studying earlier too. and I texted my principal about the exams ( because apparently none of my teachers know anything about it, and I was so frustrated with everyone being so clueless ) she just replied with a : "hi Ariana, will let you know on Friday" like excuse me, ma'am. GRRRRR >:( STOP BEING CLUELESS.

awww that's okay!! I'm sure those prep slides were really pretty too :D aww that's sweet of you. some of my online friends sometimes sit in on my Leo events (if it's open to everyone) and it's pretty fun when they do (once, one of them had to talk for like, an activity and my club mates were like "SHE HAS AN ACCENT??". It was hilarious hehe) zoom is great for that reason, and only that. they're just ready-made slides tbh, I use canva :D

Shiro, love, you won't disappoint anyone, I promise you that. I'm sure your mom is more proud than you know, and from the way you talk about her, I can tell that she truly adores you. tho I also understand your worries. If you want to rant or anything, you know I'm here. And I'll just continuously reassure you of how amazing you are :)

that's my boy 🥺🥺 grr, you're so feisty, please imagine me holding a "you go, Shiro" sign everytime you tell someone to fuck themselves :D Laurent is indeed amazing. He's my favourite character for that exact reason >//< there's another character, from a book I read, just like that. His name was uhh, Kieran. And he knew so many different languages, and was just in general; super smart. I remember being so in love with him when I first read it (The title of the book is "genius")

HAHA. ikr. They're all hot, and most importantly; smart. nevermind, when I meet you someday we can cry over them together 😭🤚 pffft no offense, but being evil is hot sometimes 😾 (I mean, Kieran was evil. So's Moriarty :] and I am: a simp for them all)

aww bae that's okay 🥺🥺 your feelings are valid, and it's not wrong to express them whenever you feel like it. Grrr if I ever see your dad, he might be missing a limb >:( sorry, that was violent, but I get especially mad if anyone upsets someone i love )

exactly?? It's been a year?? Where's that blink meme where someone blinks and it's suddenly 2021. Oooh that sounds really nice!! Adding it on my list of things to try in March >.< Honey is really delicious. especially all those desserts which have a lot of them.

glad I made you laugh >////< grr my sense of humour is just so weird tho, so I'm glad you aren't freaked out by it.

KAJDKSJSKS SIR WAIT. There was an explanation for that u but I guess it got cut off in my notes 😾😾 IT WAS MEANT TO BE A Ü (smiley) but I was using my computer and I couldn't add the two dots above, so I typed "imagine the eyes" (but apparently that part got cut off and now it just looks like a random alphabet SKJSKSK IM SORRY 😭😭😭

I understand, the lack of opportunities can really get on one's nerves. But oh yes, Japan and Norway are beautiful countries. Apart from Japan, I've been really into Korea and Switzerland. The Alps 😻

grrr y'all have tough exteriors. But it's so rewarding when you finally get them down, tho I think, you guys have tons of other layers to yourselves. I guess that's just the charm, I find it endearing, because it just means there's a lot more than meets the eye :)

MY FRIEND MAKES FUN OF ME FOR LIKING PINK. HE TEASES ME MERCILESSLY SKSJSKSK (so I published a poem line in the school magazine to get back at him for it, because I'm petty like that)

that's so funny >.< There are two girls, and a girl and a guy, who share the exact same names in my class, and it's so funny because they're opposites of each other xD

he really is precious. The best leader, I would literally die for him, he's wonderful. yeah the book actually started out different, with them just being best friends. Best plot twist 😭😭 AWW

NOOO I'm sure it's cute, in it own way? :P tho that meme tho. LDJCJSBSKS. Don't worry, hehe, the character may be .... Unpleasant to look at?? , but you're not the least bit at all :)

how was your day btw? My day sucked ass and was literally the worst day in the history of uh, days. Yeah. sad. tomorrow will be better.

God, you're so adorable wtf. Marry me rn. AKDJSKSJS I didn't find it lame at all, (tho were you flustered? Because that was cute as hell xD) I love you too 🥺🥺

—☃️

It's okay, it's not your fault. We could storm the Tumblr building together or something..:3

Oh I really hope we can!!! I love cold weather. You can wear sweaters and hoodies and all that💞 and you have an excuse to cancel everything and cuddle up with a blanket or someone else😝

Im so glad you're better now!! Spice sickness or whatever is the worst😔 WBHDJWKX that's hilarious I hope I come across those soon! Let's see who wins😼

Yeah, about that, they started making us do after-class activities, which now leaves less time for the stuff I have to do .... which sucks . But I'm managing, I think, so it's cool xD yeah, I've always been kind of cautious about the timing, it's nice to have a little freedom now, thank you so much <3

Wow😭😭 our teachers usually have the dates set two weeks before the exams, we always recieve a message. Though I've been there, where the teacher have no clue, it's so annoying😭😭

Ohh, that's so cool! I hope I will be able to visit one someday. Though I dont think itll be too soon, but I'm looking forward to when I can😝 also that's funny, whenever I speak people go "he doesnt have an accent???" Even though I so obviously do. They just have no idea 😭

Okay..... that's the best words of encouragement I've ever received, I'm so touched- thank you🥺💘

Bwahah, that's gonna make my day every time 😭 Yeah, hes my favorite too!! He seems like a simple himbo at first, but the more we see of him the better he gets. (That sounds cool!!! I'm gonna check it out when I can!)

Thank you🥺 also, dont worry, I wouldn't mind that. I'd love that, actually, wanna go rip off guys arms together?

MZJXKGJJAKXKAKX IT'S ALRIGHT HAHAH, ITS REALLY FUNNY SO DONT WORRY😭😭

JSNFNMWMDMS IM GONNA MAKE FUN OF HIM FOR MAKING FUN OF YOU how could he . I will eat his eyeballs. Also I 100% agree with the poem and I'm glad you posted it. I hope some people thought about it.

Wow😭😭 its honestly so funny, because they're all so different and yet their names fit them so well either way.

Also, wow I feel so bad it's been almost a week since I responded😐 I'm really sorry. I've been writing snips of this message any time I could and yet it still took me days xD I'm getting free, though, so I'll try to respond faster now. I missed talking to you so much😭 thank you for your patience🤍🤍🤍

How've you been? I'm pretty good, tired but feeling good because I can finally respond😩 I hope your day went well. Love you!♡

[rantingcrocodile]

sometimes you just gotta ignore them tbh, doesn't seem like she's gonna stop replying to you any time soon xD

But fr, if you message someone saying some dumb shit and their followers have a laugh, that's just a natural consequence of saying some dumb shit. We're not even in her inbox saying this shit, we're on croc's blog just chilling. And she still can't accept that the anons are probably just other real people and her insisting they aren't is kinda insane tbh

You're right, you're right, I just couldn't resist that last one!

There are definitely complete losers that'll send themselves messages on here, but... this is literally just Tumblr. Any "Tumblr fame" is the most embarrassing thing. We're just blogging and talking, at the end of the day.

[x0401x]

"Magnificent fails at being a dad" I couldn't stop laughing. It's sad though because he does keep beating himself up for only raising Violet to be a killer. In any case, by the end of chapter 6, is his professed love meant to be romantic? platonic? familial? I would sure hope it's more familial and not romantic considering they have a pretty wide age gap.

XD I love Gil so much, tbh

The way Akatsuki Kana writes it is pretty ambiguous at times, but I’m sure this is supposed to be familial love, given that Gil blatantly talks about acting like a parent and raising her. But I gotta admit I’m worried as to how KyoAni will portray their relationship because most of Gil’s opinions on Violet are thoughts and KyoAni normally doesn’t have character’s inner monologues be voiced.

[omglr]

trollercoaster

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You both like socialism, feminism, and feminist.

You: hi

Stranger: Abortion is the literal definition of the slippery slope. First they say aborting a fetus is okay and them they move onto late term abortions and everyone is accepting it! Soon they’ll say aborting babies is okay and then say that a mother has the right to abort her teenage sons. Soon, they’ll be aborting all adult men because the end goal of feminism is genocide. That’s why I call them feminazis, because they literally advocate for eugenics and the murder of an oppressed group that gets blamed for everything (men)

You: ha

You: hey dude

Stranger: feminazis are cancer

Stranger: hi

Stranger: the war on masculinity is also a slippery slope

You: ha

Stranger: first destroy gender norms and patriarchy

Stranger: then they want to destroy men

You: dang you need some better boots boy

Stranger: feminists are our oppressors

You: like, these ideas aren't getting much traction with me

Stranger: are you a feminazi?

You: maybe you just live in a rainy hilly area

Stranger: shut up bitch

Stranger: im a man

You: yeah dude, it seems like you've got it rough

Stranger: why are feminists so mean?

Stranger: what did i ever do to them?

You: like, those are some wacky problems that aren't really hurting you

Stranger: yeah they are its a slippery slope

Stranger: they’re going to kill all of us

You: sliperry slopes are logical falacies boy

Stranger: no

Stranger: its the truth

Stranger: birth control is a gateway drug to murdering all men

You: dude, the world is collapsing cause of capitalism

You: not ladies

Stranger: lol are you a commie

You: yeah dude

You: and i hate nazis

Stranger: good for you. you should hate feminists

Stranger: they are literally fascists

You: ha

You: na dude, i'm like more into hating actual facists

Stranger: they are fascist, they want to take away our free speech

You: lol

Stranger: and they dont want our men to just be men

Stranger: feminazis are misandrists

You: you must be trollin boy

You: you sound histarical

Stranger: im not a troll

You: well that's just sad then

Stranger: and lol im hysterical?

Stranger: well you’re a woman

Stranger: so you’re even more hysterical

Stranger: are you on your period?

You: lol

You: yeah bro

Stranger: lol!

You: and you're the one raggin' on me

Stranger: you’re a man hater, all feminazis are

You: lol

Stranger: im just defending masculinity

You: its pretty offputing look honestly

You: you ever get head?

Stranger: no because i am a mgtow who doesnt need females in my life!

You: have you considered going your way into oncoming traffic?

Stranger: lol real men commit suicide the right way only girls attention whore like that

You: or joining the navy ?

Stranger: i once shot myself in the head

Stranger: twice

Stranger: didnt even die

You: tyler durden was gay

Stranger: lol @ all the girls who overdose or walk into traffic

Stranger: just looking for attention

Stranger: whos tyler durden?

You: yeah attentions seakers are pathetic

You: you're tyler durden

Stranger: no?

Stranger: im a real man

You: fight me then

Stranger: lol i dont hit women

Stranger: despite me being a mgtow i still care about chivalry

You: i'm not a woman

You: i'm you

Stranger: the f??

You: yeah b

You: i'm just a projection

You: of your inner desires

You: baby fight me

You: fight me

Stranger: no dude thats pretty gay

You: c'mon

You: just suck my tit then

You: c'mon baby

Stranger: wtf i thought you were a dude??

Stranger: are you a trap?

You: no b

You: i'm your mom

Stranger: because sometimes i want a trap to go my own way with

Stranger: just two bros except she looks kinda femme

You: be the trap you want to see in the world

Stranger: but she wont divorce rape me or get pregnant

You: i'll accept you my child

Stranger: no, im a masculine manly alpha as fuck dude!

You: yeah

You: bet you couldn't drink rubbing alcohol

You: you sound like a pussy my child

Stranger: bet you i can

Stranger: i’ll drink a bunch of rubbing alcohol right now

Stranger: prove it to you that im a real man

You: ok baby

You: then you'll fuck me?

Stranger: no, thats gay

You: its not gay i'm you mom

Stranger: you sound like a pussy fag

You: you speak to your mom with those fingers?

Stranger: beta white knight

Stranger: i fucked your mom

You: you finger bang your mom with that mouth?

You: c'mon girl

Stranger: shut up bitch

Stranger: i am not a girl!

You: do you believe in love?

Stranger: love is for incels, im a chad

You: cause i got something to say about it

Stranger: i pump and dump traps everyday

You: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GsVcUzP_O_8

Stranger: whats that

You: its a hot song

You: to fuck too

You: yeah

Stranger: i heard that song before

You: yeah

You: on the radio?

Stranger: idk where

You: when you were a baby?

Stranger: maybe

You: maybe baby

Stranger: i have a fucking awesome manly memory

You: but you were a kid once

Stranger: nah i was a man when i was 6

Stranger: alpha as fuckkk

You: and isn't that where it all started?

You: where did they touch you?

Stranger: i fucked my teacher when i was 11 lol

You: oh boy

Stranger: yeahhh

You: that was rape

Stranger: no

Stranger: she let me

You: yeah, no

You: she raped you

Stranger: lol a woman cant rape a man

You: that's rape of a minor

Stranger: and besides i liked it xd

You: stilll... she should go to jail

Stranger: men always love sex

You: and you should go to therapy

Stranger: lol its every dudes fantasy bro

You: you sound all fucked up my dude

Stranger: dude wtf??

You: yeah man

Stranger: im not fucked up you are

You: i'm not your mom

Stranger: why tf you support feminism?

You: i'm your friend

You: and i think you need helpo

You: like

You: professional help

You: this is serious

Stranger: i think we chatted before

You: oh probably

Stranger: you’re the really gullible guy who believed everything i said

You: oh totally

You: i must be

You: i believe it

You: i am just real gullable

Stranger: yes totally

You: cool

Stranger: so bro

Stranger: wanna have a barbecue

You: yeah boy

Stranger: hang out, do some bro stuff

You: i'll bring a six pack

Stranger: thanks bro

You: and give you the number of a therapist

Stranger: lol dudes dont need therapists

Stranger: we dont talk about our emotions like girls do!

You: we gotta work on your approach with the ladies man

Stranger: naaah im mgtow now

You: like, that was rough

You: dude, if this is your way

You: its not a good way

Stranger: yeah its a good way

You: it's not to late to deescelate

Stranger: independent free of women

Stranger: m g t o w

You: no man, you are a slave to women

You: you've given them all the power

Stranger: lol says the beta cuck on the plantation

Stranger: no bitch i dont give them power

You: man, you have

Stranger: i just ignore them bitches and gold diggers

Stranger: i fuck traps instead haha xd

You: to come off so hostile at every moment of your life

You: to deny yourself love

Stranger:

Stranger: im a fucking dude bro

Stranger: i aint denying myself love

Stranger: love is for pussy beta fags

You: its cause you dont wanna get hurt

Stranger: real men pump and dump

Stranger: redpilled as fuckkk

Stranger: men dont get hurt

Stranger: men dont cry

You: yeah dude

Stranger: we’re fucking amazing

You: i'm glad you are just trolling bro

Stranger: not a troll bro

You: cause this otherwise would be unhealthy

You: no you must be

You: cause otherwise it would be so so so sad

Stranger: but really its so fun to pretend to be a sensitive fragile dude

You: like what a sad creature

Stranger: i know right!

You: like god-damn gollem

You: with no ring

Stranger: i love doing this its like literally they get offended by everything

You: yeah

Stranger: men are really dumb

You: i'm surprised you didnt mention venezula

Stranger: oh righttt

Stranger: well the character im playing isnt a capitalist anyways

You: oh yeah?

You: what is he?

Stranger: feudalist :p

You: ha ha

Stranger: anyways i think im manlier than you and i finished my rubbing alcohol

You: that legit made me laugh

You: ok dude

Stranger: well you think im kidding

You: the feudalist part

Stranger: oh

You: ok, maybe call 911?

Stranger: well i wasnt going to admit to being a fascist after i told you feminazis are the real fascists

You: yeah, i mean, it wouldn't stop a nazi

You: probalby

You: "like, feminists are nazis, but also like... i support the kkk"

You: anyway, you ever listen to riot girl music?

Stranger: no not really

You: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CKAtmRhsF30

You: oh wait

You: this isn't it

You: ....

Stranger: true tho

Stranger: what even??

You: https://krecs.bandcamp.com/track/all-women-are-bitches

You: there we are

You: i don't know what was up with that first one

You: anyway, Fifth Column was pretty cool

Stranger: oh

Stranger: not really my type of music tbh

You: fair enough

You: what kind of music you like?

Stranger: idk honestly

You: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j3V1SKM0uVo

You: here's a weird scifi mashup album

You: with a robot socialist agenda i think

Stranger: im not a socialist haha

Stranger: or even anti-capitalist at all

You: i mean, its hard not to buy in

You: in for a penny, in for a pound

Stranger: nice try but im not going to become a commie

You: idk, i mean you say that now

You: but someday you might have to renounce your ways

Stranger: im pretty content being a class traitor, thanks tho

You: lol

Stranger: i love licking the boots of female ceos just as much as male ones :)

You: good for you

You: i mean, after the revolution we'll all have boots

You: and we can take turns

Stranger: no thx boots are oppressive

You: no dude they got good grips

You: to prevent slippery slopes

Stranger: literally foot binding and patriarchy in disguise

Stranger: lol

You: oh, i see what your into now

Stranger: boots are just heels under a different name

You: bondage and heals

Stranger: ?

You: they'll have bdsm after the revolution

Stranger: im not into bdsm haha

You: why not?

Stranger: because bdsm is inherently oppressive to women

You: you're so normy

Stranger: reinforces misogynistic stereotypes

Stranger: ikr

Stranger: patriarchy literally

You: women on top

Stranger: no, thats still misogyny

You: matriarchy

Stranger: but honestly

Stranger: men who have that fetish are honestly sooo misogynistic

You: yeah

Stranger: puttig women on a pedestal isnt any better

Stranger: bdsm is misogynistic

You: and like often into cops and normy shit

Stranger: no revolution

Stranger: i love cops

You: ha

Stranger: they protect and serve us 💕

Stranger: buuuutt

Stranger: 50% of cops should be female

You: thats what your sub should be doing

Stranger: sub?

You: your submissive man servant

Stranger: i dont have one

You: never too late

Stranger: thats pretty gay tbh

You: he give good head

You: and does the dishes

You: and he's there by choice

Stranger: lol matriarchy and gynocentricity

Stranger: feminazis r oppressin men

You: in your case its a gaytriarchy

Stranger: im a girl

You: oh yeah?

Stranger: yeah

Stranger: im not like other girls

You: you a swerf?

Stranger: yeah i think sex workers rights are dumb

You: gross

Stranger: they should be sex slaves

You: double gross

Stranger: swerf and terf

You: gross x infinity

Stranger: grossssss

You: so what brought you to these terrible opinions?

Stranger: well i watch fox news

You: no further info required

Stranger: :)

You: you watch the OA?

Stranger: whats that

You: netflix show

Stranger: nope

You: its pretty good

Stranger: ehhh not my type of show

You: there are men in it

Stranger: gross

You: they go there own way

Stranger: that sounds nice actually

You: yeah

Stranger: i wish all men would go their own way

You: wish they would leave faster

Stranger: is it wrong to want all men dead?

You: if you are pulling the trigger probably

You: but if its like an accident

Stranger: no, i mean like i want them to just conveniently disappear

You: yeah

You: that sounds normal

You: but also, don't we all have little secret prayers

You: for a goddess to strike our enemies down

Stranger: its pretty late

Stranger: i should probably get going

You: yeah

You: ok, have a good sleep

Stranger: good night!

You: :)

Stranger has disconnected.