#I cant believe Watson of all people gets no bitches

[rossredd]

I like to think that The Sign of the Four Granada adaptation was what actually happened, and the book version is Dr. Watson's Y/N self insert fanfiction because he couldn't pull Miss Morstan lmao.

[azlovesem]

Leo the punk bitch diddy friend decaprio never ever handle a smart beautiful woman like Emma. Hed short circuot hos pea brain. Leo fuck with me ill find your mommscym bag. Youre a eat fyck punk moyher fucker snd youre dead miyher fuckher. Font act anymore. I said do t act sny pre youre goinv a crll next to didfy goof. We re gathering evidence you dir ate likely inder atresf already prepare your layers for the news. The guys got a lot of video. Jay get in contact with your legal team. America youre beat up im taking control of nato and all Christain entities that atent satanic or wing nnits loke morg of your punk as. People. Sir paul the liece is djit evetybody. Welcome to hollywood. Azriels beat up defeated bitch ass punk enemy. Emma whoevef you date dont date any of these tv losers. If ypu do t have anyone good go out with you. Even though i am married for you id make an exception for you because i dofnt expect to fall in love. Thats your fault for first trying yo communicate with me for whatever readin. An idiot fuck off reason. Dont ever believe one thing an american ever tells you. Zero none. Dont believe anything a religio tells you they are even dumber. No i attack everybody on earth with impunity. Thats because im deadly and i run everything on earrh pretty much. Theyre just upset they found out they aint shot and no one cares at all. But i care for you a lot and st kne point uou seemed to for me. Alomg with s few others. That was ki d of cute but Stupid. Nice wonderful girld likd you shpuld not get imvolved in yhe vient moron olympics. If people were smart n sweet like uou mostly i wouldnt be here. Be theure notook at em. Fuckn goofs. Anyway you are lucky it ko dmof eotked you assholes i sort of fell for uou. Not gor peoples bullshit lying asses i hurt prople for that. Font lisyen to smeticsns thry fo t mnow shit God is s big fan of theirs like they ssy. I think thryre fuckn fslln off i really fo. Just not what they once wete in sll ways. Money money ruined yhem. It not always good. You made out fuck movies live ur life. I was skeptical about you even got so much. I investigsted to male sure. Turns out youre just really popular and command a high price. Because your fans all love you. Badly. Even if thry dont head from you everyone needs a break. So youre good you dont have to do nutn Emma Watson and you already succeeded beyomd anyone expectations. And i fixed my heart i used you got that snd you. Im tricky and now i have your power too times s hundred. Nah no one csn defest me do t evef try snything to help pr hurt me again. Snd uour briiisg huy eho took my tiiyle thet giy beyter move to thd moon. Nope no forgiveness thrte emna. Where is he hiding in cslifornia give me hix address. Im gonna kill his ass thats why. Thd fbi the cia yhe crown cant protect snykne ffom me. I wipe yhe swest ofd my bug balls with tnrir stunned faves. Ha ha ha ha ha ahh you suck americsnnyou really fo. Let me show you stupid usrless assholes hoe its done. Hey joey b uiur people fuckn suck mannthey just do. Smericsns im talkn shit sbput sll ov yas. Except my girls eho love me morevths. Uoyr men. Why not im mlre lovsble dude ssk anykne. Ha ga ahh i live ghis. I live to win fightsEmma. Yhe americsns are pissed im in charge. Hey george lucas dont think we forgot about you wd fidnt see uou soon. Wd te comin kn for d to you suckrr. Nice eife. Wr dont jlke we re comn got uou. Be careful tough giy domrond issued s contracc on you.

[thebookmen2-fics]

FAL Headcannons Part 1

I realised something! I have so many head cannons for Fails at life in the comment section that I could just make a whole thread about them XD

- The most supported ship in this fandom: MINETA X SUFFERING and ENDEAVOR X ETERNAL AGONY

- All Might broke Izukus spine when trying to slap the sludge out of his lungs

- Dadzawa should be a therapy cat in later chapters

- Sick and Twisted Ways to Bond with your Parent #247: get murdered three times under their care

- Deaths up until chapter 3: suicide, sludge villain, choking, broken neck, heart attack, heart attack, heart attack, heart attack, heart attack, heart attack. 1, 2, 3 HP. 4th no HP. much death follows to replenish HP

- “I killed your student, All Might!” “What?!” “The green haired one. Bludgeoned his head right in!” “Oh, well. That’s step _one_.” “Wait What-“ “IM-NOT-DEAD-YET-BITCH SMASH!”

- Inko is the president of the Izuku protection squad!

- Mitsuki is the vice president and handler of angry boom boom boi

- izuku developing an intense dislike if not phobia of eating slime like food such as pudding

- Izukus notebook: picture a concerned DadMight carefully drying the pages one by one and then finding "I can't fucking die" written in blood before full pages of unreadable scribbling of the boys quirk theory's

- Best dadmight quote: my son, what happened ? who do I have to Detroit smash? do you need a hug? 20 ? come here I'll get you some ice cream and your favorite food. talk to me my boy

- Mr Homeroom just wanted Izuku back in class because he wanted to win the bet that Deku was alive AND having a student absent for so long is a bad reflection on him and the school and u cant have that. Hes had what, a few weeks to feel sorry for himself? Back to school Mr, the world doesn't revolve around u lol. he got $5 for betting Izuku was alive and an extra $50 'predicting' the day Deku would come back to class

- It's hard to speak up when your told ur voice will not be heard, that u'll just annoy people if you complain, because he has nothing to complain about, because this is what he thinks he deserves for being a Deku.

- Dr Watson is no normal counsellor, she's the police departments finest therapist who deals with everything from ptsd to major anxiety and depression. she knows her shit.

- “Have You Ever" by The Offspring is on izukus playlist

- Bakugo after being sent back to school by the detective: Just think of angry Bakugo re-entering his classroom. Many explosions, probably a trip to the principals office if he screams. [DEFINITALLY frustrated tears on his way back there]

- Every time Izuku mentions UA: Dadzawa: *jolts in his sleeping bag* Dad Mic: *holds him* u felt it again too right? How many times has it been this week? *eyes darting around their apartment for ghosts or something* Dadzawa: too many times *slurps on his yogurt pouch nervously*

- mama-doriya texts Tsukauchi daily, asking if he's eating alright or if he needed anything from the store while she was out. He is very grateful and feels undeserving of being adopted now lol

- Summary of Bakugo interrogation scene that’s probably not gonna happen sorry guys: - The detective no like Bakugo. He tells Bakugo that his childhood friend had tried to kill himself and that it was believed that he had some sort of part in it. He didn't let Bakugo read the suicide note but he let his mother read it (she was crying by the end). Detective asked if he had bullied the green bean but he denies it while his mother confirms it. Many angry Bakugo threats later and the detective is officially in the Deku protection squad

- the detective is a constant presence at the principles office, many demands and future plans to stop izukus situation from happening again is demanded

[sprinqdays-remade]

85 Statements

I was tagged by @bonitobucky. Thank you so much! ❤

Rules: Answer these 85 statements about yourself, then tag 20 people. (I don’t know that many people dude.)

Last

1. Drink - Water.

2. Phone call - My mom but she didn’t answer.

3. Text message - My friend.

4. Song you listened to - …I can’t remember?

5. Time you cried - Uhh… today.

Ever

6. Dated someone twice? - I haven’t even dated someone once.

7. Kissed someone and regretted it - No.

8. Been cheated on - No.

9. Lost someone special - Yes.

10. Been depressed - Yes…

11. Gotten drunk and thrown up - No.

Favourite colours

12. Blue.

13. Black.

14. Purple.

In the last year have you…

15. Made new friends - Oh yes.

16. Fallen out of love - I’m not sure…

17. Laughed until you cried - Yes.

18. Found out someone was talking about you - I don’t think so.

19. Met someone who changed you - Yes.

20. Found out who your friends are - Yes.

21. Kissed someone on your Facebook friends list - I don’t have a Facebook.

General

22. How many of your Facebook friends do you know irl - ^^^Don’t have a Facebook.

23. Do you have any pets - Yep. A cat. 😸

24. Do you want to change your name - God, yES.

25. What did you do for your last birthday - Meh, nothing really. My mom cooked some special food, and my parents gave me presents at 12am. Other than that I can’t remember…

26. What time did you wake up today - I don’t know… 10ish?

27. What were you doing at midnight last night - Reading a book, maybe.

28. What is something you cant wait for - Infinity War and Black Panther. 😆

30. What are you listening to right now - The sound of my ceiling fan.

31. Have you ever talked to a person named tom - Lol no. That name isn’t common here.

32. Something that’s getting on your nerves - 95% of the people.

33. Most visited website - Tumblr.

34. Hair colour - Dark brown.

35. Long or short hair - Long - waist length.

36. Do you have a crush on someone - Do fictional characters and celebrities count

37. What do you like about yourself - My personality.

38. Want any piercings? - Nope.

39. Blood type - A positive.

40. Nicknames - Amelia, Pond, Amelia Pond, Dude, Bro, Boi, Satan’s cat, Sherlock, Confused Commander Castiel, Jerk, Bitch. (All thanks to my best friend.)

41. Relationship status - In love with fictional characters.

42. Zodiac - Cancer.

43. Pronouns - She/her.

44. Favourite TV shows - Doctor Who, Sherlock, Supernatural, Stranger Things.

45. Tattoos - None.

46. Right or left handed - Right.

47. Ever had surgery - Only Oral.

48. Piercings - Nope.

49. Sports - Oh hell no.

50. Vacation - London, Paris, Disneyland, anywhere really.

51. Trainers - Idk, anything works.

More general

52. Eating - Nothing at the moment.

53. Drinking - Nothing at the moment.

54. I’m about to watch - My life go down Nothing.

55. Waiting for - My Hogwarts letter. And the Doctor.

56. Want - To get out of here.

57. Get married - I don’t know…

58. Career - To work at NASA.

Which is better

59. Hugs or kisses - Both.

60. Lips or eyes - Eyes.

61. Shorter or taller - Taller, but not too tall.

62. Older or younger - Older

63. Nice arms or stomach - Armssss

64. Hookup or relationship - Relationship, dUH.

65. Troublemaker or hesitant - I don’t know?

Have you ever

66. Kissed a stranger - I haven’t kissed anyone lol.

67. Drank hard liquor - Nope.

68. Lost glasses - I don’t wear glasses.

69. Turned someone down - Nope.

70. Sex on first date - Nope.

71. Broken someones heart - Pretty damn sure no.

72. Had your heart broken - Not really.

73. Been arrested - No.

74. Cried when someone died - Yeah.

75. Fallen for a friend - Just a little bit?

Do you believe in

76. Yourself - Meh, not anymore.

77. Miracles - Yes.

78. Love at first sight - Not sure…

79. Santa clause - No.

80. Kiss on a first date - No.

81. Angels - Yes.

Other

82. Best friend’s name - Margo.

83. Eye colour - Dark brown.

84. Favourite movie - I??? Can’t??? Choose??? I like most of the Marvel movies.

85. Favourite actor - Same as above. But some of my favourites are Misha Collins, Sebastian Stan, Jensen Ackles, Jared Padalecki, Benedict Cumberbatch, Emma Watson, etc…

I tag: @sweetoak-bunny @biihanka @deanssweetheart23 @myownwoonderland @buckskywalker @flannel-wearing-warrior @octo-cow52 @acciopotterevans

[gayhags]

bruna tagged me and i gotta do it cus her life is on the line if i dont so like i guess ill tag some of u if ya wanna do it 

(it’s supposed to be 20 but like i dont know 20 of yall so like ill tag @evelynebrochu @delphines @odetteannable @gaytiemcgrath mm yeh

Rules: Answer these 85 statements about yourself, then tag 20 people.

last

1. drink - almond milk latte

2. phone call - i ignore all phone calls

3. text message - my best friend 

4. song you listened to - monotonia // the growlers

5. time you cried - mmm like a month ago

ever

6. dated someone twice? - nope

7. kissed someone and regretted it - not really

8. been cheated on - not that i know of so like no

9. lost someone special - in a way i guess

10. been depressed - mmm yeh

11. gotten drunk and thrown up - yeah thas why i cant stand tequila

fave colours

12. light pink

13. black

14. white

in the last year have you…

15. made new friends - yep

16. fallen out of love - no ive never been in love so like lmao

17. laughed until you cried - yeh

18. found out someone was talking about you - mmm yeh

19. met someone who changed you - no not really

20. found out who your friends are - this is some tea but yes

21. kissed someone on your facebook friends list - no facebook is for pussies

general

22. how many of your facebook friends do you know irl - everyone except kate and soph ://

23. do you have any pets - no i fuckin wish bich i want a dog

24. do you want to change your name -  in a way i guess...like i dont really think my name fits me like idk my name makes me uncomfortable but like im used to it now 

25. what did you do for your last birthday - nothing bc houston thas when hurricane harvey hit and like everything was closed down for like a week so happy 20th to me thas mother nature saying fuck u bich 

26. what time did you wake up today - 7:40 am

27. what were you doing at midnight last night - idk...i was probably crying bc of sendrick 

28. what is something you cant wait for - for me to be rich and sex see

30. what are you listening to right now - the growlers listen to them theyre sexy 

31. have you ever talk to a person named tom - no all toms are creeps

32. something thats getting on your nerves -  a lot of things like life and being alive in general 

33. most visited website - tumblr

34. hair colour - light brown

35. long or short hair - long

36. do you have a crush on someone - i havent had a crush on someone since last summer thank fuck 

37. what do you like about yourself - sometimes i like her sometimes i hate her it depends on the energy that day but like shes pretty funny i guess like i make myself laugh 

38. want any piercings? - yeah my cartilage

39. blood type - in case im like dying my blood is O- im that universal donor ass bitch 

40. nicknames - my friends call me bitch or b or henny

41. relationship status - single lmao

42. zodiac - virgo

43. pronouns - she/dat/bich

44. fave tv shows - the office, parks and rec and ob

45. tattoos - no  but like i might get one soon idk of what yet 

46. right or left handed - right

47. ever had surgery - no

48. piercings - yah

49. sport - no lmao i was tha lazy bich in high school i only started to get into like fitness and shit my senior year of high school 

50. vacation - i wanna go to england

51. trainers - what does this mean idgi

more general

52. eating - i just ate some chickpea pasta w/ tofu

53. drinking - my 3rd coffee of the day 

54. im about to watch - my life crash and burn bc i have nothing figured out and i feel like wasting my time lmao 

55. waiting for - my lana concert feb 10th and then i can die 

56. want - this moneyyyy

57. get married - no 

58. career - i dont know!!! im a junior in college i should kno but i dont im gonna have a breakdwon 

which is better

59. hugs or kisses - hugs

60. lips or eyes - eyes 

61. shorter or taller - im a short as bich so taller 

62. older or younger - older

63. nice arms or stomach - stomach bich i want this stomach to be flat like where are u bich im so tired

64. hookup or relationship - hookup cus like people are annoying after a while like leave me alone

65. troublemaker or hesitant - hesitant is boring but like troublemaker is too much work so like neither

have you ever

66. kissed a stranger - no id never im a pussy

67. drank hard liquor - yes 

68. lost glasses - i dont need glasses but ive left my best friends shades in an uber once bc he left us in the middle of the road at a festival and we had to run out the car cus it was illegal to stop there so like we ran out and i feel so bad bc they were expensive

69. turned someone down - yes lmao

70. sex on first date - no 

71. broken someones heart - i think...

72. had your heart broken - yeah

73. been arrested -  no oh myg od i always have nightmares in which im arrested like i just want a mugshot but no 

74. cried when someone died - ok but liek who hasnt

75. fallen for a friend - mmm lmao

do you believe in

76. yourself - yes i have to push myself tho like its just me and myself fighting all the time but yeah ultimately i do 

77. miracles - yes like i really do after like me n my best friend almost got caught smoking we*ed in her house and like her mom came home early from a trip and like i really thought we were gonna die that day but im smart and lit a candle so like idk how she didnt smell it but like after that day i believe in miracles i do 

78. love at first sight - yeah but like only in fiction like irl it’s lust at first sight 

79. santa clause - yes i love her 

80. kiss on a first date - yeh if im into it 

81. angels - by the xx, gr8 song

other

82. best friend’s name - she dont have a tumblr 

83. eye colour - dark brown

84. fave movie - silver linings playbook, prisoner of azkaban, and the polar express i said what i said 

85. fave actor - anna kendrick and emma watson and like katie and evelyne 

[swearronchanel]

Kicking off the hiatus with 5.04

A few people have requested that I continue my commentaries™ during the hiatus & after all the positive feedback, I couldn’t say no! But I expected to have an awful day & it actually went well so I thought I’d go ahead and do it now. You know since I’m going to avoid all my responsibilities anyway it might as well be for a good cause🙃

I watched a lot of shameless on Netflix today so it’s nice to watch something wholesome for a change of pace 😂

“The world was shifting on its axis in 1961, strides were being made, decisions taken, questions asked..” Vanessa’s narration is always on point like I wish I had the patience to post all her quotes 😭😂

Aw sister Mary Cynthia! I hope she’s in the Christmas special

My bby trixie looking flawless while riding a bike, goals

But who is this nun they’re having a service for lol ??

Like it’s kinda irrelevant oops,  r i p & dios te bendiga but why do we care? at least I don’t

Isn’t this girl from something? She looks so familiar

i remember saying this before .. oh yea she’s from game of thrones I think. I don’t watch it though haha

“Angel? I could get used to that!” Aw my bby is so cute like yes trix ur an angel

yikes that cough lady, I have a stuffy nose rn and I’m hoping I don’t start coughing 😭cause then I wanna be in a coma cause I hate being sick

Aw he'a so excited! He got into university👏🏼 that was legit me though 😂 I’m so irrational and literally only applied to one university (well I filled out many applications but didn’t submit any others because you gotta pay so I tried to wait and see if I got accepted to where I wanted first😂) I found out in English while on my phone instead of doing work & I screamed and just ran out the classroom 😂 I went to my guidance councilor and told everyone in the main office and then called my parents who *were nervous I wouldn’t get in* but also were literally going through security in the airport on their way to Dominican Republic .. ah, I was full of excitement and hope. Look at me now 3 semesters in &I’m over it 😂😂 it’s so stressful and mentally/emotionally draining and sometimes I’m just like how do I become a trophy wife asap?

BACK TO THE SHOW THOUGH

My bby SHELAGH! 😍 she is so precious in her suit aww, but lets be real the navy suit is the best™ one she owns. But I still like her best in uniform at the clinic though 💁🏼

she’s over here giving a talk on giving birth at home & Im just like holy shit SHE JUST HAD A BABY IN THEIR NEW HOME, I STILL CANT BELIEVE IT😭!!!!

Tom’s so excited for Ian it’s so cute and sweet

And Tom is so cute and attractive ugh, he could get it

oh damn wait Mrs Cottingham has the baby with no limbs

aw yea and she wanted a girl

I agree though little boys are gremlins 😂😂 from ages like 7-14, get them away from me 😂

Ian all hopeful for their future and then boom he’s a dad. That went from 0 to 💯 real quick

Phyllis!! & lol sister W giggling

But damn why they all acting like Sister J is too old and incapable 😂 she wants to go to St Cuthberts, let her

Sister Monica Joan upset aw😭 don’t worry sister you’re Help is needed

Pats and Deels look cute “tanning” outside

“You want to see Anita Ekberg in that fountain just as much as I do”  Lmaoo 😂😂 for real though have u ever seen La Dolce Vita? Like Anita Ekberg was too hot to handle. I wish I looked that good damn

Trixie came to thirdwheel even though she isn’t unaware she is lol

But Trixie is serving summer looks™ I love it 😍

Damn though Patsy’s legs are pretty pasty 😂😂

Trixie wondering what the hell kinda magic bra Anita had on, literally same cause I want it. Always need good quality strapless bras for summer👍🏻

Patsy inviting Trixie and Delia gave the side eye omg 😂

Here comes Babs lmao

LOL DEELS IS SALTY OMG

ugh this is when Babs first got with Tom and they were annoying lmao, I got over it though

If I was Trixie I’d be lowkey mad too like that was her ex-fiancé but I’m glad they got over it and are friends despite that 💕 cause I know petty girls that would just cut the other off

WHY DO THEY PRONOUNCED SCHEDULE LIKE THAT? And honestly How?? Like I can’t even lol it’s hard. Oops is my American showing

Sister J out here

Ohh yea this matron is a bitch lmao, vete ya

What is the correlation between going to grammar school and getting pregnant ?? @ Ian’s mom

Lol Trixie’s just like pls don’t ask me

ugh get this nurse/matron or what ever tf she is off my screen before I smack her

I swear Jenny Agutter has such a relaxing voice, like she really can calm you down & tell you all will be well & you’ll just be like “yea you right”😭

Tom is so rational and sensible because if I walked in I’d immediately start screaming and all that like “calm tf down people" 

Pats and Deels sneaking around in a convent lol it gives me anxiety always thinking “oh shit u think someone will walk in?”

LOL OKAY TOM YOU TELL YOURSELF TRIXIE IS MAD ABOUT SOMETHING ELSE

Damn Tom you just made Babs feel like a rebound™

“Who’s to say we won’t carry on” ya will be fine & get married next year chill out

So Babs is only 23, how old are the other nurses *well how old do you think*??

WHEN WILL WE SEE A NONNATUN BIRTHDAY?? *I preferably want to see Trixie or Shelagh have one* but I’d take anyone really, like these people literally celebrate every other damn holiday/event but no one has had a birthday?? Except for Jenny and Chummy but they’re both gone lol

yikes emphysema, one of my grandfathers died from that. 70 odd years of tobacco smoking 😬 he did someone love to be 85 yrs old though. Idk how, he couldn’t breathe for so long

I love Phyllis just saying again for the millionth time

Aw Trix 💔 you will be happy soon💕😭

See! She said w/o Sister J she’d be screaming! Her presence is calming

Emergency c-section aye dios

Turn up at the pub

Lol funny how the dad gave Tom orange juice bc he’s a vicar but he was drunk af the night before his wedding 😂 drunk enough to have little memory and to be hungover the next day

we’ve all been there tho I don’t judge

Is it really CtM if there’s not at least one mention of babycham a series?

c-sections are wild omg

also I’ve never been under anesthesia so I’d be scared af

LOL & also I’ve never had a kid so that’s scary too duh

“Oh God another one” ahh omg

Do you think that was a doll ??

Again this show makes everything look real af so I never know

Is the doctor here the Mr Kenely that I hate??

They really left that baby there to die like o m g

Sister J praying/blessing the baby 💔💔 my freaking heart omg

again this nurse is on my screen and I need her to go, preferably to carajoland

“may the lord bless you and keep you”!! 💔😭

the third deformed baby and they didn’t report it??

“I’m not drunk” I mean you’re sitting on the floor in the bathroom so I’d think you were too 😂

Lol remember.. *cringes* no wait lets not

Tom worked in a record shop that’s cute

damn Tom do you really think telling them to just settle is the best way to comfort him

Aw sister J needs a hug😭😢💕

and yes prayer you’re right sister MJ

Sister MJ, Sister MC & Sister J comforting each other is so pure, all the they have scenes together wash my sins away for a second

wait where tf is sister Winifred lmao, did she just scadaddle after compline? snuck out to see a heathen movie i bet  jk jk I’m sure she only sneaks to quality films

but then I say dumb shit like that ^ or even worse/more inappropriate & the sins return😂😂

There’s my bby Shelagh! And in uniform, love it. 😭😍

Whenever Shelagh goes back to work next series I hope we see more of her being a nurse cause I love it

Wild that the hospital was just not saying anything about the deformed babies

Sister J coming to the best detective in Poplar, Dr Watson aka Shelagh Turner aka secret agent Shealgh Turnova™ 😂😂 *forever one of my fave lines of hers*

Lmao Tim helping out old ladies, being a good seed & too perfect of a teen

But damn boy comb your hair!

“I haven’t boiled any urine today, nice to have a change of pace” Lol Babs😂😂

oh no she’s bleeding 😢

I’m having flashbacks to Shelagh’s threatened miscarriage like lets not go down that painful memory lane  

Sister J told Ruby it was a girl bc she knew she wanted a girl ughhh 😢

Ruby thinks it was a punishment 💔 ugh my heart & ugh again makes me think of when Shelagh thought she was being punished/greedy when they told her she couldn’t have a baby 💔

Stop the sadness I say, stop it now

“We haven’t got a fairy godmother between us” WHERE IS PHYLLIS WHEN SHE IS NEEDED?

And Poor what’s her name 💔💔

oh yea it’s Linda omg how could I forget that’s my Gram’s name

But Shelagh and Trixie are interacting!!

It’s about a patient but at least they’re speaking right .. LMAO BUT WAIT ILL NEVER BE OVER HORMONAL SHELGH YELLING AT TRIXIE ABOUT THE FAMILY PLANING CLINIC ENTRANCE

ALSO: I’LL KEEP SAYING IT TILL I DIE, ALL I WANT IS A TRIXIE & SHELAGH FRIENDSHIP! 😭😭💕💖💖 they’re my bbys and I’ve been asking nicely

shit ¡¡ @beatrix-franklin wrote a damn essay as to why we need/want it !!

PLS LET IT HAPPEN @ HEIDI & OTHER WRITERS😭💔

Shelagh’s grey cardigan is actually cute *she just doesn’t need anymore lol*

“What the poor pet really needs is a good cry, a bottle of aspirin and a hug in no particular order..but the hug is of prime importance”  you see. We could’ve have a cute scene of Trixie visiting Shelagh in the hospital & a little parallel of when she visited her in the sanatorium

or Just give me Trixie hugging Shelagh and I’ll cry of joy 😭💕

omg wait

shit I forgot Ian put his head in the oven

Angela playing on the floor !! So precious 💖

“..Don’t think they’d thank you for that Patrick, they’re both younger than me”  Lol I always laugh at that, it’s kinda cute. I like when Shelagh has funny lines , why didn’t Patrick say anything back 😂 there could’ve been cute playful banter. Even this series we could’ve heard him call her an elderly primigravida is a joking/playful banter context ..BUT at least we know now Shelagh is 36!

Yea man those bombs impacted multiple generations

“So World War II is history now is it?” I seriously love these little lines of Shelagh’s lol. Also funny how she prob sees her self as old, and she was what, like my age, when the war needed?? 18 or 19 depending on her birthday (We’d know but nonnatuns apparently don’t ever have birthdays)

Shit. Wait..I feel. Kinda strange and scary to think my future children will learn in school the events I’ve lived through so far ??

okay lets not think about that

what’s the sluice? I know he washes instruments but what exactly is the sluice? The room ? Idk

Aw Angela crying, one of the the only times we’ve heard her make a sound lol

WAIT HE COULD BE SUED FOR BREAKING THE ENGAGEMENT WHAT??

“How long have we been broken off?” “A year. To be precise a year and ten days”  I know they weren’t really a good match but aw 😭 it was nice while it lasted

Trixie Bby 💔💔 happiness is coming your way I promise

“I never know when I love you the most. But I sometimes think these are the times I love you best..”😭😭 BYE IM DEAD AGAIN & MY HEART EXPLODED AGAIN😭💔💕💕

thinking about it though, they’ve never actually said I love you properly, have they??

See Patrick’s little med school anecdote, can Shelagh share one anytime soon? About anything from her past, I’m just curious.

Was that just a piece of “in the mirror” or is it playing in my head? Honestly it happens quite often, I’ll swear I hear a song and it’s actually in my head

alright Ian so why were you marrying her? you switching it up kid

I’m calling him kid like he’s not probably older than me lmao

Phyllis in her robe I love it

Trixie serving yet another look™😍

I’m so glad Trixie gave Babs her “blessing” & became good friends. So pure, we don’t need any more women being put against each other

“Fuzzy felt apostles” WHY AM I LAUGHING AT THAT? It’s not even funny?

Now the service for a nun we never knew, filled with extra nuns we will never know or care about.

I love that the nurses are at the service lol, like they probably don’t have to be but still there for fam

& Shelagh there wearin a mantilla, so sweet😭💕

“God hugs you” aw sister MC 😭❤️

You gotta admit even if you aren’t religious this show does make you feel some type of faith

“We knew so little then, in a world that seems so filled of opening doors and bright horizons. We thought only of what was new and better because it was new and better. And it would take us to places we had never been before.” VANESSA😭 she never fails with the narration, never.

Trixie helping Babs fix her bracelet bc there’s no hard feelings and she’s happy for them aw

“..We couldn’t see what was coming or understand yet what had already come to pass, yet so much still to learn”

Oh shit that foreshadow was heavy, especially because it ends with a shot of baby cottinghams body in the box.

I don’t think I picked up on that the first time ..                                     Anyway it’s 1:15am I should go to bed I have class in the morning 😭😂

The End.🙃

[he-who-ships]

tagged by @sirwallahoo

rules: once you have been tagged you are supposed to write 92 truths about yourself. at the end, choose 25 people to tag (AHAHAHAHAHA)

LAST… [1] drink: coca cola [2] phone call: my mom [3] text message: my family  [4] song you listened to:  Shattered Mind by SpellBlast [5] time you cried: dont remember :)

HAVE YOU EVER… [6] dated someone twice: nope [7] been cheated on: nope [8] kissed someone and regretted it: nope [9] lost someone special: furtenetly no [10] been depressed: maybe? im not sure... [11] gotten drunk and thrown up: nope

LIST 3 FAVOURITE COLOURS: [12] red [13] black [14] flames (any color the burns in the fire :)

IN THE LAST YEAR HAVE YOU… [15] made new friends: HELL YEAH [16] fallen out of love: Im aro so I geuss not.... [17] laughed until you cried: YESSSSS [18] found out someone was talking about you?: yes [19] met someone who changed you: not sure..... [20] found out who your true friends are: well I think? [21] kissed someone on your facebook list: yes.....

GENERAL… [22] how many of your facebook friends do you know in real life: no fucking idea XD [23] do you have any pets: a very old cat ( 17 yo) [24] do you want to change your name: nope [25] what did you do for your last birthday: cant remember :) [26] what time did you wake up: 7 am [27] what were you doing at midnight last night: trying to fall asleep :) [28] name something you cannot wait for: my body to not be a little bitch :) [29] when was the last time you saw your mother: an hour ago [30] what is one thing you wish you could change about your life: being less physically fucked up :)  [31] what are you listening to right now: we ride by SpellBlast [32] have you ever talked to a person named tom: yep [33] something that is getting on your nerves: not sure :/ [34] most visited website: tumblr/ facebook( POKE WARS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)/ ao3 [35] elementary: MY DEAR WATSON [37] college: I live in Israel we dont do that here [38] hair colour: black [39] long or short hair: miletery short [40] do you have a crush on someone:Im aro ace [41] what do you like about yourself? I like my self [42] piercings: nope [43] blood type: cant remember [44] nickname: the wiggle man [45] relationship status: single [46] zodiac sign: leo [47] pronouns: he/him [48] fav tv show: not sure at the moment [49] tattoos: going to get one of a black wolf on my left shoulder blede [50] right or left handed: right

FIRST… [51] surgery: going to get thru one in like a month in my right hand [52] piercing: dont have any [53] best friend: timo [54] sport: nope [55] vacation: probebly jacob ledder pestival  [56] pair of trainers: no fricking idea :)

RIGHT NOW… [57] eating: nothing.... [58] drinking: my own spit [59] i’m about to: good question..... [60] listening to:  somethig of SpellBlast [61] waiting for: the army to decide what the fuck they want me to do :) [62] want: a life [63] get married: thats a nope on all accounts  [64] career: boy…money would be good… (I leave this as is cuz TRUTH)

WHICH IS BETTER… [65] hugs or kisses: BOTH [66] lips or eyes:lips are tastier so Ill go with them [67] shorter or taller: do not care [68] older or younger:do not care [70] nice arms or nice stomach: both are tasty  [71] sensitive or loud: both. or do not care [72] hook up or relationship: well you can hook them up to a realtionship..... [73] troublemaker or hesitant: both

you do remember Im aro ace right?

HAVE YOU EVER… [74] kissed a stranger? yes :) [75] drank hard liquor? yes [76] lost glasses/contact lenses? cant remember, probebly yes. misplaced temporarily, then all the time [77] turned someone down: yeah [78] sex on first date? nope [79] broken someone’s heart? preatty sure that yes.... oops.... [80] had your own heart broken? nope [81] been arrested? nope [82] cried when someone died? no [83] fallen for a friend: nope

DO YOU BELIEVE IN… [84] yourself? YES [85] miracles? ahhh [86] love at first sight? if I ship it then yes [87] santa claus? nope [88] kiss on the first date? I guess  [89] angels? the human kind

OTHER… [90] current best friend’s name: iliya and guy [91] eye colour: brown [92] favourite movie: several of them :)

tagging: any one who wants to do this shall tag me  :)

[sherlockedmindblown-blog]

THEFINALPROBLEM

‪Im angry for all those who see things which arent there..So i have to write it this way, 140 letters its not enough..its called FRIENDSHIP,not ur fantasy.. I have gay friends and i love them, I am all for LGBT rights,marriages,adoptions and everything so dont try make me a homophobe..Dont be so feisty and offensive..I am a huge fan of tv shows, i saw more than 200 shows, now i activly watching over 100 through the year, so I am bot specialist, but I have my opinion and kind of huge base to build on, cause i saw a lot..And i am also a shipper, so I get that..But the whole team who make #Sherlock (and they are doing some pretty pretty good and brilliant job) they cant make every shipper happy..And I know the world is trying ti change and be open and welcoming to gay people, and its right that way, cause we are all same...But u have to keep your reason and logic and whole thinking together..At first with your attitude they will didnt care about us and there will be no other season, and maybe for all u showing it would be deserved cause u are ungratefull and mean..Sorry u can ripped ne apart but I stand by my opinion and I will give you arguments why..Maybe some of you will understand..‬ ‪In every show u always find ur favorite, and ur shipping..And sometimes it happens and sometimes dont..I get it that u imagine yourswlf on Sherlocka or John place or imagine them as a dreamy oerfect couple which u want to live someday with someone in ur future..They change a lot and make a SPECTACULAR SHOW from old classic..But u want too much and u see things which are clearly not there..There is line between friendship and love. Of course u or i imagine that we change oyr crush to gay or straight or whatever it doesnt matter..But there is clearly totally different story.Not because creators want to make you mad amd furious and filling internet with these crap and throwing a lots of shit on their brilliant work..‬ ‪U dont not anymore concentrate on story..TRY TO THINK..please just try it with me..‬ ‪If ur wish would be fullfill hiw it would looks like abd what would happen with Sherlock, with show we all love and worship???‬ ‪So imagine it with me: ‬ ‪Theyre on a case, so much intense drama like always, everything we love...And in the middle of that they would be holding hands and showing their love and pride to whole world, in this case to whole London...And they would kiss or cuddle in Sherlock chair, or go on a date or whatever John going out of Sherlocks bedroom making him breakfest in the morning..I get it and I dont blame u that u are shipping this and see u in some way at their place...If I will be honest to u, maybe it will help, I imagine myself worh Sherlock so i dont want him with Mollt, Adler or John, dont care about gender..But I am reasonable intelligent person and I dont excpected this happy end for me( i know Sherlock is not real person, i am not crazy..) and I am totally "in love" (we cam call it in love probably) with Benedict Cumberbatch (I wasnt since the beggining, i actually wondering for two years why is whole world so swoon by him..I didnt saw it..I was so blind and stupid, now i get it maybe too much) but it doesnt change anything about that i love the show and i am very excited for what creators bring us and if they hive us more(please we want moooore) and if they give u ur happy ending Sherlock&John=❤❤❤ The biggest world love..That would totally ruin the whole show. It would become a totally different show which would many of us dont wanna watch, not because we are antigay or homophobic or whatever bullshit u will tell me, but because it would be wrong..They would instead of solving case solving they partership and problems in theirs relationship from why didnt u take out garbage to why did u cheated on me..So it would become a show about gay guys living in London splving specially their relationship because its aleays like that when partners work together..And usually they dont solve cases like that and dont get inti situation nearly close to this...So i u want Sherlock (if it ever will be another season, its in stars, but i believe in creators team that they dont ruin my hopes) to become a cheap like some german romantic movue from Rosamunde Pilcher, when u see those films u know it from first shoot, and u also now the whole story, keep preasure and hating what they done, all this amazing job...‬ ‪I would maybe shipping it two in different tv show, if it would be real...‬ ‪Its not my first rodeo, but in furst case I was sitting quitely and kept my mouth shout and my opinions to myself..‬ ‪But this time I am piss off cause u are all, touch ur conscience whi wrote what and where and hiw rude and disrespectfull to vreators u was, everyone one of u by yourself...Because they deserve so much better from us, our fandom, theyre doing it cause we love it so much. But we habe to be normal and think about whole thing ot only that part and gay happy end u want. It would make a joke from the whole show, because theyre both clearly elsewhere than u want them..John was dating, get married, had a baby, almost had an affair and its not still enough. I can almost hear u all argumenting that he or both of them are hidding it cause it happens in real life..Yeah but not everytime.Sometimes its just two huys become friends and after some time family..Sherlock, u could maybe said that he is little confusing about his sexuality at the start, and theough whole shiw, but its not about he being secretly gay( he is so clever and logic and reasonable that he would know that about himself and he would worked it out like everything, with pure logic) he is dofferent in other way, with his emotions, rudness, always bored by usuall stuff and ordinary life and so much mite thing, which we love so much about him..And he goes through some changes in those four bloody good seasons..He find his only friend in Watson, friend for gid sake, not future lover..He find his soulmate but in dofferent way that all lovesexpassion thing..And it was change him, in nice and goid way. But u all wake up and stop with all that hate pointing to creators and whole team..Ur fir no reason, yes i dont see that as a reason to hate all about finale and bitching and wining about it, because its not like u want it..U should appreciate and love the masterpiece they all made and not by bad and angry and rude AF! ‬ ‪I wastalking about that I saw this before, ta kind of funny because it was with Hannibal, it was also such a brilluant show( i became a huge fan of Mads Mikkelsen so see them together with Benedict in Doctor Strange was kind if my happy moment, omething like u wish with Sherlock and John huge gay love story..U are finding things where theyre not..) and it was same but it was probably a lot smaller fandom than Sherlock has, it was probably why it was cancelled after 3 season, but i also hope they will come back cause theyre some serious talks about it, but its not important now, but there was a characters of Hannibal and Will, it would take sometime to explain whole show but in shortcut Hannibal is psychopathic serial killer who eats people and like to cook them very goid, like high chefs stuffs and Will is nit an usuall detective(am I the only one who sees the simillarity yet?) he has this thing he can imagine in his somekind of mind palace how was those people kill when he us on crime scene..And there are some serious creeepy shit, but the point is that Hannibal becomes somehiw obssesed by Will, but not in the way of love, again, how somebody saw it, but there happen a lots of stuff which lead to weird kid of friendship between two very extraordinary people, like saving lives, and helping to other one, even if theyre are enemies fro the begiininf, and they both have relationship with women, doesnt matter hiw disturb those relationshio are, there was no romantic line between who somebody wanna see..It would also ruin the show, it was about friendship, between two not normal at all person, that fragile thing which start after all what they done to each other or to everybody else.Ther was that beauty, and this is the same case..We love Sherlock and Johns FRIENDSHIP...We dont want to turn it in different show, it wouldnt be like all ur memes and fanfiction story cause if this would happen there will be no base for any of this, u would win and what about us? U feel somehow(dobt get it why and how un this case) discriminated by this, but what about us all? There is always so mamy different opinions and tastes, never can make everyone happy, but theyre the creators and its up to them how its gonna be in the end. If u where on their place U could change it but they have theirs vision and they are creating it using their own fantasy and brilliant minds, all those twists and everything..U can express ur opinion, wish or feelings but doung that through rudness and hatefull comments and tweets and complains to BBC? I think its too much...And u being ungratefull amd dissrespectfull to their hard job...And amazing fantastic results... ‬ ‪They all deserve ours DEEPEST BOWS AND THANKS for taking us to this amazing rollercoaster ride of drama and emotions and hard thinking and deductions..It was quite something..And I dont say it like that, it means something cause I saw so many shows, and I usually watch even those which are nit as fun and i dont enjoy them too much, cause i am trying to give it a chance cause sometimes its worth it. But in case if Sherlock (i was never fanof crimi and i was the type "i dont givea fucj whi did that and why"cause they put detective and "maincharacters" aside in every crimi and i dont like that. Maybe I become wiser😂😂 i do t think so highly about myself😂😂with aging..Or i jist change, my taste change...) it was for the first time when I didnt do anything else then sit and didnt move or even breath at every episode, i didnt go to kitchen and let it play cause every minute and word it can be important, i didnt even scroll through my Iphone cause I am type of person who do t concentrate very good and gets easilly disstracted, and I was completly drown into...‬ ‪Yesterday I was being mad because of the finale cause we are now changing an operator and we are without cable tv, and I have this problem...I live in Czech Republic, so u all whos complaining, u cant imagine what i would give to have that chance to saw it cinema..I was prepar to be mad since 21 at England, at my country is one hoyr difference so its 22..And wait fir somebody uploaded online somewhere( not so nice, but when isnt any other usefull choice) so i couldnt look nowhere to avoid saw just a frame...And it was my imagination of pute torture..Longest two hours..Maybe u will think i am posh or whatever butour czech tv channel called Ct2 airs it at the same time, asi in England(surprise, in other cases we ate here at season 2 meanwhile there is season 6) but they made i with czech dabing..AndI just cant..I love it on english, i waych everything in english cause i hate stupid dabing its just looks like two totally different shows, the voice and the picture...Amd i would not even mention theyre picking very weirdly, with consideration(in their case not consideration would be more accurate) of real voice of those actors...So it would be torture and I would have it all completely ruined. So I was upset but I think I can not do anything, so I have to deal with it(u should do that too by the way). And I go to my best friend house around 20:00 and I was there only with my Iphone complaining about my "cruel fate" and how much I wanna saw it, in the best case now! My friend is untouched by Sherlocks charm ( i was trying to explain during watching it but I failed) and he doesnt completely understand my obssesion, so he looked at my like I am crazy. But even so he was trying to be helpfull and I try Google to find Bbc to watch online, it was second link, it was working but I didnt want to get my hopes up, but it was actually working. It was pure happiness and joy. I was literally sitting on the floor, totally carried away, holding my Iphone in ky hands listening to every word, poor my friend even go try to hold the washingmachine so I could hear that, and even I was a visitor for shit, he let me watch it all, and do t throw me out or kill me, for what I am beyond thankfull to him...And i enjoyed to best finale, another brilliant mind blowing episode and i was like on cloud nine, my emotions all over...Today i was little bit sad because I dont want this to be the end, i want more, and sooner than later...But its not in my powers and I have to hope and even if this was iver really like over over I would never be like u to creators even if it would ve there deccisiin if this is the end. I dobt know if its by the anonymity of the internet or what, and i dont wanna start with thinking about where the world going? But u bullying creators I dont have any other word for this. When I dound out today(yes I am maybe stupid but I assumed qhen I was so swooned and touched and excitedx from this episode, that everybody else defenetly must have been too..) And this is actually the reason why I spend half night by writting thus very long essay because of tv show...But this is about mire than that? its about basic human decency, which u dont have at all..Ur all like we want gueer and gay stuff here and the world is mean and bad and u creators are i dont wanna know how u called them, i feel ashamed by u, cause I dont want they to think the all fandom is bunch of mean hatefull people..Ur doing opposite for what u LGBT stands fir, but I really dobt wanna statt with those things..But u wanna be taken like "normal"(its not the right world, we are all same and what is even "normal" in this world...but i think u get how I mean it) but specially by this u putting yourselfs in special group whose calling for special treatment and its angry because its not what happened, and its offensive and discriminated to your LGBT rights...Dibt u see that this doesnt make sense cause it goes against each other....And because of this u make this whole ugly situation..‬ ‪I know u will have million and one things to said to me, to offended me or whatever but actually I am grown enough to take it and make it. I wrote this all just to express my opinion and my admiration to whole team of creators...Because they deserve it.. ‬ ‪So if by any chance this essay of mine gets a hold of eyes someone from whole Sherlock team this end will be for you. ‬ ‪I wanna thank you, so much, for bringing Sherlock to us and give us those amazing moments, and so brilliant tv show that there is hardly a rival somewhere. And I know that its not job of one, but whole team, so I bow to all of you, with hope in my heart that there will be more. I have to admmited that I was never so swallowed up by tv show, to do things like that. But this time I just have to. ‬ ‪To Mark Gattis and Steven Moffat as writters I truly envy their clever minds to get it here. Someone says that its out of line or reality or whatever someone didnt get gay finale, but I think that those two know very well what their are doing and they made it perfectly...So this is my thanks for entertain me...‬ ‪And in the end I have to, all actors are brilliant Martin is awesome (i didt saw Hobbit, so I keep thinking where did i saw him before and in the end i found out and laugh to myself, but I will make it right and watch all three espisodes very soon, i promise..) and i love this chemistry(friends) between John and Sherlock, because when I will be honest I would be like John...Little bit..Even if I would rather be Sherlock of course, i an realistic..And i love Martins looks on his face, those faces he makes, and I admire John for his strong friendship after all Sherlock did to him, even not on purpose..And Martin makes it so real and so good, he is good at his job.. ‬ ‪I am actually one of those who dont miss Moriarty, cause it would became boring if behind everything would be everytime only him..I think he is alive during TheFinalProblem because those subbtitles with time period was little late...And I was in shock but also I was like hell no..But that twist save it very well..And Andrew makes him very cool evilish devilish maniac, so I kind of like him after all..His tick tock on that red video drived me crazy, and I wasnt even there with Euros. Sian Brooke amazed me, she was terryfying, crazy but in the end I was sorry for her...She nailed it..And Mark as Mycrofr when he offers himself insteqd of John, and all was pure perfection together..Nithing was missing, badass Mr.Hudson, and i love just love that Sherlock feels something...And there I am going to the end, I save the best for last. Cause I dont if I dont let myself little carried away... ‬ ‪Because what makes Sherlock Sherlock its huge talent and gift from God and thats Benedict Cumberbatch. I am not any profesional and I just saying what I think but he is the best actor who walks on Earth right now...I did some reaserch today and i cant help myself but he is amazing even when you just listen to his voice reading a poem or audiobook, he has something special and perfect. I bow infront of him, so deep how I could, and that woukdbr be enough, cause he will achive great things, and I am very glad that he didnt go to law school, cause hidding this talent in court room would be such a waste. I really admire all of his work, and I have to say it I just love him..Its not other possibility. And other word wouldnt catch it like saying this love stuff. But we all know how it is, dont we? I am fangirling!!! Very much and I enjoying doing it. But I give myself goal and also fullfill dream if its happen that I wanna go to London to Sherlocked Event and meet him in real, say something nice( I will maybe figure it out till October) and take a pic..I would be very nervous, very, I am nervous from imagine it, making all thise script in my head what I will mess up. But we will see if I make it. And if i will I will thank him in person fir Sherlock and everything else.. ‬ ‪And thats all...And IT IS WHAT IT IS...‬ ‪ Sherlock ‬