#I cant bake

[reis-tea]

𓋼𖥧𓍊 I think I'm coming back 𖤣𓋼𓍊

I'm sending positive energy mixed with my chaotic autumn vibes. Right now I'm staying at home, sick, worrying about my grades and school life. But I finally have time to read!

[rottenpumpkin13]

(I'll delete this later) In the past hour that I've been trying to bake a flan, I have caused a minor gas leak on the stove, burned my hand, had the bain-marie pot explode, THEN WHEN I TRIED TO USE THE OVEN, the water in the baking pan overflowed into the oven and pieces of the flan somehow stuck to the oven door. So I put it back in the bain-marie pot on the stove and am now hoping for the best

[soggyforks]

Just opened the oven to grab my cookies and got blasted with a gust of hot air so strong that it heated up my necklace and left a little cinnamoroll shaped mark on my chest T-T

[endingboyhansel]

I know I fucked these up big time but they taste good so it was worth it

[ketakronos]

she is The one i Bake for

[zaisamoo]

more soukoku. ok i swear my next post will be an actual and colored drawing that isnt soukoku

[babygirlphil]

not to be negative, but something that kind of grates on me is how so many people don't understand when Phil is joking. He has a very dry sense of humor, so I kind of get it, but guys...a lot of the ridiculous things he says are in jest.

[almondpiglet]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TOME ⭐⭐⭐👽👽👽 OUR PRECIOUS WEIRD DAUGHTER

[luchaaa]

baking :/

[so-very-small]

the giant, looking for the tiny: Be he alive or be he dead, I’ll grind his bones to make my bread.

the tiny, popping out of their hiding spot: sorry, did you say bread?

the giant: ….yes?

tiny: how does that work? I can’t imagine powdered bone would be an apt flour substitute, you’re going to get absolutely no gluten structure in your dough if you solely use bone. maybe using yeast or a sourdough starter will help, but without kneading flour in to make gluten, your bread will have no structure. not to mention how gritty it would be, the texture would be entirely off

giant: uh

tiny: and how would this affect your leveling? did you do the math? is this a yeast based dough? bones are porus, are you adjusting your hydration percentages so it counterbalances the inherent lack of moisture?

giant: dude.

tiny: and besides, I’m, what, the size of your pinky? how much bread would I realistically make? I’d only make up a cracker at best. a gritty, nastyass cracker.

giant: FINE. YOU WIN. PLEASE LEAVE MY HOME.

[saintbleeding]

[ID: two drawings of a roughly-toddler aged Jon Sims and his mother. Both look like heavily weathered polaroids. Both Jon and his mother have medium-brown skin, dark, curly hair, and brown eyes. In the first picture, Jon is in overalls and a jumper, sitting on his mother’s lap and staring offscreen, chewing on the tip of his index finger, as she gazes lovingly down at him. She wears glasses and a blue blouse under a brown waistcoat. The photo is captioned “Jonathan & Ameerah, Oct ‘89”. In the second photo, Jon is wearing a red onesie and his mother’s glasses, grinning cheekily up at her as she laughs, one of her hands clutching both of his. The caption says “thief! Scoundrel!! Fiend!!!” End ID.]

it’s been two years one month two weeks and three days and jon jarchivist is still my sweet precious angel what else is new

[kristalijah]

HE'S CHECKING OUT GARY!!!! I REPEAT, HE'S CHECKING OUT GARY!!!!

[milkweedman]

Knitting a freehand bag and started wondering how often people even use patterns, anyway. So--how often do you use a pattern when you make things ? This include knitting/crochet/sewing/weaving/nalbinding/bobbin lace/tatting/etc but also things like woodworking, cooking, and baking. If you want to just pick the thing you do most often that's fine.

I personally do not use patterns as I find them far more confusing than just figuring out the construction of an item and simply making it. I do very occasionally browse ravelry for inspiration but have downloaded maybe 2. In the 5 or so years since I joined. And have followed exactly 1, which I modified every single aspect of. In my defense, dyslexia.

[piastristimtams]

alamy images

[the-writing-mobster]

| FRANSTOBER Week 1 — Bake | @marihem 's Roommate Banter Frans | 🍪 🌿 |

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Heh heh, not only did Frisk BAKE, Sans got baked. (He totally knew it was an edible, truly his master plan)

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| WEEK 1 🍪 | WEEK 2 🕯️ | WEEK 3 🧹 | WEEK 4 🦪 | WEEK 5 🐈‍⬛ |

[coolnonsenseworld]

Samurai and Ninja in crappy pics because December here is under a constant cloud and I just want y'all to see them all golden and cute without learning how to take aesthetic pictures 🥴 💙❤️😆🥰

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