#I cant bake
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𓋼𖥧𓍊 I think I'm coming back 𖤣𓋼𓍊
I'm sending positive energy mixed with my chaotic autumn vibes. Right now I'm staying at home, sick, worrying about my grades and school life. But I finally have time to read!
#i cant bake#got lost in the woods at sunday#god i was SO SCARED#but i'm here now#autumn#chaotic academia#chaotic academic aesthetic#i'm trying my best#but what for#fall aesthetic#collage#fall#art academia
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(I'll delete this later) In the past hour that I've been trying to bake a flan, I have caused a minor gas leak on the stove, burned my hand, had the bain-marie pot explode, THEN WHEN I TRIED TO USE THE OVEN, the water in the baking pan overflowed into the oven and pieces of the flan somehow stuck to the oven door. So I put it back in the bain-marie pot on the stove and am now hoping for the best
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Just opened the oven to grab my cookies and got blasted with a gust of hot air so strong that it heated up my necklace and left a little cinnamoroll shaped mark on my chest T-T
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I know I fucked these up big time but they taste good so it was worth it
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she is The one i Bake for
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more soukoku. ok i swear my next post will be an actual and colored drawing that isnt soukoku
#470 yen is like 3 dollars#zai.samoo core#dazai can bake he just cant cook#bsd#bsd au#dazai and chuuya#dazai osamu#chuuya nakahara#bungou stray dogs#comic#idk man#soukoku brain rot#soukoku#skk#i love them#real art tomorrow/ in a few hours i promise help#soukoku fanfiction#bakery au#baker dazai#bakery ada#ada#armed detective agency#atsushi nakajima#kunikida doppo#headcanon?#crack fanfic
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not to be negative, but something that kind of grates on me is how so many people don't understand when Phil is joking. He has a very dry sense of humor, so I kind of get it, but guys...a lot of the ridiculous things he says are in jest.
#dan and phil#amazingphil#phil lester#dnp#phan#maybe it's bc i also have a dry sense of humor and no one understands when im joking either#it's like in the baking vid#when dan was like “all the comments are gonna be like ”wow i cant believe phil thinks oppenheimer invented gravity“
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY TOME ⭐⭐⭐👽👽👽 OUR PRECIOUS WEIRD DAUGHTER
#i keep saying daughter but now that i think about it... i think shes like canonically 1 year younger than me... huh wha#and why do i insist that seri knows how to bake#gurl... u no his ass cant cook now stop playin!!!#my art#mob psycho 100#mp100#tome kurata#serizawa katsuya#reigen arataka#shigeo kageyama
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baking :/
#loz#botw#revali#link#revali cant bake because I SAID SO!!!!!!!#and bc its funny. lol.#myart#been a while. busy w college😪. workin hard hard at work etc etc
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the giant, looking for the tiny: Be he alive or be he dead, I’ll grind his bones to make my bread.
the tiny, popping out of their hiding spot: sorry, did you say bread?
the giant: ….yes?
tiny: how does that work? I can’t imagine powdered bone would be an apt flour substitute, you’re going to get absolutely no gluten structure in your dough if you solely use bone. maybe using yeast or a sourdough starter will help, but without kneading flour in to make gluten, your bread will have no structure. not to mention how gritty it would be, the texture would be entirely off
giant: uh
tiny: and how would this affect your leveling? did you do the math? is this a yeast based dough? bones are porus, are you adjusting your hydration percentages so it counterbalances the inherent lack of moisture?
giant: dude.
tiny: and besides, I’m, what, the size of your pinky? how much bread would I realistically make? I’d only make up a cracker at best. a gritty, nastyass cracker.
giant: FINE. YOU WIN. PLEASE LEAVE MY HOME.
#g/t#giant tiny#i love baking actually. i cant fathom baking with bone#as someone whos smelled a LOT of powderized bone: that shits unappetizing
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[ID: two drawings of a roughly-toddler aged Jon Sims and his mother. Both look like heavily weathered polaroids. Both Jon and his mother have medium-brown skin, dark, curly hair, and brown eyes. In the first picture, Jon is in overalls and a jumper, sitting on his mother’s lap and staring offscreen, chewing on the tip of his index finger, as she gazes lovingly down at him. She wears glasses and a blue blouse under a brown waistcoat. The photo is captioned “Jonathan & Ameerah, Oct ‘89”. In the second photo, Jon is wearing a red onesie and his mother’s glasses, grinning cheekily up at her as she laughs, one of her hands clutching both of his. The caption says “thief! Scoundrel!! Fiend!!!” End ID.]
it’s been two years one month two weeks and three days and jon jarchivist is still my sweet precious angel what else is new
#tma#the magnus archives#jon sims#jonblogging#tma…… on this tma blog….. it’s probably exactly as likely as u think……………..#i just cant stop thinking abt how. He was a fuckin baby. He was a baby and his parents suffered such random sudden deaths#and he just went. Oh! welp. and had losing and grieving and suffering baked into his lived experience…#he was an ORPHAN? AT FOUR??? maybe yall got a point maybe hes done nothing wrong ever actually!!!!!!!!#my#saint draws
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HE'S CHECKING OUT GARY!!!! I REPEAT, HE'S CHECKING OUT GARY!!!!
#i havent posted anything on this site for years and i talk for these bitches..... as it should be#hes doing the marceline sexy smoldering eyes too i cant take this#i havent seen anyone talk about this and i am LOSING it over this detail i need everyone and their mother to know this#i already commented about this on youtube and someone was already doubting like 'i thought hes looking at the lemoncarbs'#AND I WILL SET THE RECORD STRAIGHT. U CAN SEE HIS EYES GO DOWN (TO WHERE GARY'S ASSETS ARE) THEN UP TO MEET HIS EYES WHEN HE LOOKS BACK#the lemoncarbs are clearly to the left where gary is staring at in horror.....keep up people.#he doesnt look at the lemoncarbs once until they started insulting gary's cute lil baking with the 'i hate their little faces' line#and then u can see his eyes move from left (to where lemoncarbs are) to right to look at gary again.#THERE. CASE OVER#I BETTER NOT SEE ANYONE INVALIDATE THEIR OBVIOUS FUCKING FLIRTING OR I WILL#cry. theyre very important to me. i love bubbline/gumlee so much i will die for them#its also funny that hes doing that NOW when our boy is clearly stressed tf out#its giving 'hate to see you leave love to see you go' energy lmaooo#gumlee#adventure time#fionna and cake#adventure time fionna and cake#gary prince#marshall lee
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Knitting a freehand bag and started wondering how often people even use patterns, anyway. So--how often do you use a pattern when you make things ? This include knitting/crochet/sewing/weaving/nalbinding/bobbin lace/tatting/etc but also things like woodworking, cooking, and baking. If you want to just pick the thing you do most often that's fine.
I personally do not use patterns as I find them far more confusing than just figuring out the construction of an item and simply making it. I do very occasionally browse ravelry for inspiration but have downloaded maybe 2. In the 5 or so years since I joined. And have followed exactly 1, which I modified every single aspect of. In my defense, dyslexia.
#poll#knitting#crochet#weaving#tatting#sewing#quilting#nalbinding#bobbin lace#cooking#baking#theres just SO MANY patterns out there and i kind of dont understand why... who is using them ???#they are so hard to follow even when written well#i get that thats dyslexia talking and not true for most people but it still baffles me#i also dont follow cooking/baking recipes but in a different way#the issue for crafting patterns is that i cant read and so i cant figure out what the hell im supposed to do#but recipes are usually lists and dont have tons of abbreviations and dozens of steps#so i can kind of read recipes but i just like doing my own thing and also have been burned by recipes before#so even if i try following the recipe as hard as possible i will inevitably change some things#like what about the whimsy. also i will use a butter wash after taking this out of the oven i dont care that it says eggs#and while i dont do legos anymore i was the same with that too. we got a kit once and my sister loved following each step#oh my god. the worst. i would covertly make other things with the remaining pieces while she assembled the thing#i do think that were i not dyslexic i would still not follow patterns#like i said i just prefer to do my own thing most of the time
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#bahrain gp 24#:3#i cant im gonna#i need to bake him until golden brown#oscar piastri#oscar piastri f1#op81#f1
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HELLO?? MY FIRST MACARONS HAVE FEET??
#the shape and overall size of them may be off#but they cooked beautiful#i cant believe this#my babies#baking#food#macarons#mine
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| FRANSTOBER Week 1 — Bake | @marihem 's Roommate Banter Frans | 🍪 🌿 |
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Heh heh, not only did Frisk BAKE, Sans got baked. (He totally knew it was an edible, truly his master plan)
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| WEEK 1 🍪 | WEEK 2 🕯️ | WEEK 3 🧹 | WEEK 4 🦪 | WEEK 5 🐈⬛ |
#franstober2024#week one bake#y'all... i cant believe im late#DON'T LET THIS FLOP#marihem#roommate banter au#frisk x sans#nonbinary frisk#frans#undertale#my art#sans x frisk#edibles#prank#Spotify#sorry Im a liiiiitttle late#i was slaving away over my new banner and profile picture so#I get a pass this time ;)
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