#I cannot stress enough this is WhumpFic: The Film

[fakecrfan]

Okay, anyone who reads enough fanfic has read this one.

It's the fanfic where you can instantly tell who the writer's blorbo is. The blorbo had tragic circumstances in canon maybe but this fic blows it up to 11. The blorbo is horribly mistreated and horribly, horribly sad -- while also being portrayed as extremely beautiful beyond their initial canon depiction. Blorbo also might have been given extra superpowers and abilities.

There is at least one side character who also gets derailed to be extra mean to Blorbo. Maybe they did something in canon that was wrong but this fic blows it out of proportion in order to focus on how hurt Blorbo is. Or maybe the character did nothing wrong at all and was perfectly okay before, but now has their character completely rewritten in order to be an antagonist to the Blorbo and then of course get punished by the narrative for it.

Plot events are rewritten to revolve around Blorbo. If Blorbo was a secondary character before, they are now a main character. If they were a main character before, they still take on a larger share of scene time than previously and are more directly responsible for events. More time is devoted to other characters discussing the Blorbo as well, so that dialogue revolves around them even when they are not present in the scene.

Everything is now about the beautiful tragedy of Blorbo.

Any of that ringing a bell? Well, you can now go see this fanfic in theaters and it will be the most beautiful shit you will ever see in your entire life.