#I can't english anymore
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reading lotr in chronological order got me thinking "this is a really cool way to read lotr!" which in turn got me thinking in why tolkien chose to write the events happening with sam and frodo in books 4 and 6, while 3 and 5 follows aragorn and co. i guess the most apparent reason is that you first see the rest of the fellowship doing everything they can to win this war, even though they depend on frodo completing his quest and having no idea if he'll succeed or even if he's still alive, but they still do all they can anyway, and this format puts the reader in the same position as the characters. it's the same when aragorn, legolas, and gimli are looking for merry and pippin, neither them nor we know what’s at the end of the road, but they go ahead anyway
#i feel like this is very obvious but at the same time i never realised that before so#also i'm tired i'm not rereading all that but i hope it makes sense#i can't english anymore#lotr newsletter
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Almost... done...
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Inspired by this post by @molielee (hope you like it)
So basically I'm sure ambrosius would wear white at their wedding. Also they asked Nimona to wear something elegant but she decided to make it closer to her style
#sorry but i can't fucking write in English today#anyway Nimona movie rules fr#goldenheart#ambrosius goldenloin#ballister blackheart#ballister boldheart#nimona 2023#nimona film#ballister x ambrosius#nimona#nd stevenson#also hope you like it because i already don't anymore
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#a lost cause.
#firstkhao#firstkhaotung#first kanaphan#khaotung thanawat#gmmtv#THEY NEED TO BE STOPPED#please wtf is this behavior!?!!?#i can't anymore#losers!!!!!!#first: *exists*#khao's heartbeat: ↪️⤴️⤵️🔀🔄🔃#so first has his head voices and khao has his heartbeat okay okay okay#cool#also khao said all this in english so how much you wanna bet first didn't even understand wtf he was on about fdjkghf#goodbye
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Rotating her in my mind.
#pikmin#pikmin 4#gif#bulborb#i check for updates on the english pikmin comic about every other day#and i just now noticed that they're also translating the piklopedia#on the japanese site#you can rotate the creatures at your leisure#and even get aerial and bottom views#on the english site it just plays a 'video' of the creatures rotating like this and you can't change the angle#much like with the comic the english site is very behind with the creature profiles#there aren't even any arachnorbs up there#but they do have the waterwraith for some reason#i dunno. i just figured that would be one they'd want to keep secret for a while longer#but it was nerfed in pikmin 4 anyway so it's really not that menacing anymore i guess
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If you don't understand the difference between:
-Complaining on the radio: understandable, they are high on adrenaline and also usually try to get the rival a penalty, they all do that.
-Complaining about your teammate in every interview you have oportunity after the race, when you already had a little time to think, especially when you are not in the right.
idk what to tell you, honestly, but stop bitching about it in my inbox.
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OJ2 my beloved/hated
#how do they expect me to fight against Midnight when Mic rolls up to the arena saying 'you've looked after me so much Midnight'#I can't make him fight her cmonnn they're buddies look at them#When the Mic DLC came out it destroyed my entire game and I couldn't save anymore and I had to start over#my Switch could NOT handle him#but I don't play the Switch version anymore cause paying for online is stinky#I have matched with one person today and I lost tragically#why is it way more embarrassing to lose as Mic than as any other character#to the Nomu who beat me to a pulp a minute ago I am sorry I didn't mean to disconnect it was my wifi i promise i didnt rage quit i promise#I play on English for the sweet dialogue between the trio but this comes with a catch which is that I am forced to listen#to mic say the most cringe lines you could imagine when he attacks#does anyone still play OJ2 besides that Nomu who just eviscerated me. does anyone want to fight. i'll let you be aizawa
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Apparently xh deleted a video off all their social medias bc people kept making fun of their English and I'm about to throw hands. Why can't people appreciate what they do for us??
#in particular my man's english???#i hope this doesn't bring him down or anything and that we won't speak it anymore(which would be valid ngl)#his english is CUTE!#and i know the ppl saying this stuff and making fun of their English probably can't speak more than 1 language anyway#(idk wich video it was but i think that one where they lass the phone?))#anyway people suck and i hope the guys wont think too much about it#my source is one instagram story btw so i dont know more#delete later
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When i reach 1000 posts in my drafts I will drink a beer like a boring normal person and attempting to play videogames without probably telling anyone that it happened because there is nothing to be celebrated about that I can't keep up with my friends OCs and fanfictions so I save them to be when I actually have time and energy to read them with full brain capacity. (yes i triggered myself into sadness. don't worry about it.)
#> bpdick fucks me in the brain#i'm so tired all the time#and writing in english so people can understand me is tiresome#and constantly speaking the monstrosity language of korehunglish in workplace is tiresome#and then reading in english all the time...#my brain is tired...#and i play games in english to practice english#and even games are tiring...#nothing is relaxing anymore#i can't finish reading Paradoxical which is a 42 chapters fic already finished and I comment. every. single. chapter.#yes. i'm that monster of a commenter.#but i just don't have the brain capacity to read...#and i can't start reading multichaptered fanfictions until i don't finish with the previous#i would be such a good fandom-soldier i just don't have the energy#because I can't just half-ass things with a <3 and go on the next chapter i just can't#i can't binge read and leave a <3#fucking bpd makes me go ALL OR NOTHING with everything#and that another friend probably think I'm not interested in their fics I promised I will read but it's not about that#I just I HAVE A GIANT BACKLOG#WITH EVERYTHING#fanfic reading is not a passive hobby i do when I sit on a toilet it's an ACTIVITY for me#I sit down and I actively SPEND TIME ON IT#fuck...#this needed to come out...?
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**Marc gets pregnant after a onenight stand with his ex(vale) and have a baby girl/baby boy(your preference)
Marc returns to the paddock months after giving birth to his baby sooo he's still breastfeeding and his breast hurts cause of the accumulated milk. Then one day while talking(arguing) with vale about something related to the baby his shirt gets wet in the breast area, valentino notices that and can't take his eyes off the omega's chest...something in his mind just explode and he becomes obsessed with the idea of drink Marc's milk.
He's a weirdo but marc too.
So with the excuse of "fuck it, i'll do anything to reduce the pain" he lets Valentino drink the milk from his breast.
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forgetting shit
so yeah idk why but sometimes when I'm reading a fic I just forget that danny phantom was a tv-show FOR KIDS!
so then I am having all these angsty plosts in my head and then it's getting a little too angsty, but then I remember that danny phantom is just really angsty from the start.
and then I am just like "oh fuck, danny phantom was a kids show." so, yeah.
so I am now busy with writing the canon stuff from danny phantom, because I also tend to forget what's canon and fanon :)
#sorry if my english is bad#danny phantom#crazy brain being crazy again#my brain is just filled with angst#angst#idk what to say anymore#forgetting#forgetting shit#my neighbor just slammed his door really loud so I can't sleep#not that I already could sleep
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"joka viikonloppu mayhem" voisko se mayhem välillä loppua meillä on ollu mayhem jotai viis päivää putkeen Jere pls anna meille vapaapäivä
#käärijä#itken ja anelen polvillani#m��ä tarviin vähemmän mayhemiä enemmän unta#sorry for making a K post in finnish my brain is so fried at this point i can't English anymore
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look i love being a humanities student and all, but constantly debating everything and criticizing societal norms and views in every single lesson gets tiring really quickly. and today my prof said that most humanities academics are on the more liberal side of things. which is not at all surprising. but being too liberal is not necessarily a good thing.
it gets to a point where it's just like there is no right and there is no wrong. it just is. everything is just is.
#like some of the topics interest me#but when you just go on and on debating and debating i don't even want to hear it anymore lmao#yesterday i was doing a reading for today's class and it touched on the idea of nativeness#and the need to redefine what it means to be a native speaker of a language#and i was like hell yeah!! because i have definitely thought about this#and i used to wonder what it means to be a native speaker#but during today's class lol god damn by the end i was just like WHY DO YOU WANT TO BE A NATIVE SPEAKER (OF ENGLISH) SO BAD#it's not even your language it was imposed on you#lmao#even though i have definitely thought about whether i myself could be considered a native english speaker (and my personal opinion was yes)#like god damn you guys TAKE A BREATHER#can't we just like take it as it is lmao#being a humanities student is just like criticizing and criticizing and criticizing LAWD#I'M TIRED LMAO#studyblr#langblr#lingblr#languages#linguistics
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can't believe i'm actually writing a long fic
haven't done that in years
i have no plan, i barely have ideas and clichés
i go with the vibe and feeling
dbh fandom, be scared, i'm arriving
#writer's life#writer's problems#thanka dbh for making me fall again in my writing era#yes this is a dbh fic#it's even worse#it's a simarkus fic#with so much clichés i could die#also it's apparently going to be a no beta we die like connor fic#since my beta abandoned me even though they said they would still continue to help me without being into dbh anymore#i'm kind of scared i admit. to do it without a beta#maybe it was more for the hyping up than the rest#also because english is not my first language so it's scares me that people won't understand what i wrote#detroit become human#dbh#a simarkus fic really#can't believe that#i fell for them so rapidly#didn't happen to me since the day i fell for spirk and destiel#windy ramblings
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Let me in, I'm a fairy! don't you believe in fairies?
#I named her desir instead of desire because my english wasn't very good in 7th grade yet#idk wtf I was doing with her wings but whatever. I can't suffer anymore cringe with my old art#we have yet to reach the technology requirement for this level of shit#the colors are different because I used to shade with the burn and shade brushes
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Is it really even fanfiction if you don't use the word "ministrations"?
#i submit that it is not!#ministrations#fanfiction#fandom#good omens#supernatural#our flag means death#ineffable husbands#sherlock#cuz why the fuck not#doctor who#all the nonsense#they all use ministrations#tell me i'm wrong#see?? you can't!#i may be suffering exhaustion#idek anymore#and yes i know my quotation marks are wrong but I have an english degree and a tenuous grip on reality#and if i want to abuse that degree#then I'm gonna do it goddammit!#paid more than the civil war cost for it so I'm certainly gonna use it wrong#okay byeeee
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