#I can't believe I've done this

[kitkat-sans]

"An injured animal is more dangerous than one that's healthy"

B-127 whined as more energon pooled from his intake, his servo weakly clutching up against it, as if it would stop the leak.

A pede pushed against his back strut and groaned out in pain, his pathetic cries ending up in static. A servo went to yank his sensitive sensory horns, and there was nothing he could do but cry out in pain.

All was but a blur wheen he heard those around him seem to laugh at his agony.

B-127 was terrified.

He just wants all of this to stop.

...

Please just stop i'm scared-

Please just stop i'm scared-

Please just stop i'm scared-

Please just stop i'm scared-

Please just stop i'm scared--

Please just stop i'm scared-

PLEASE STOP!

...

It happened all too fast-

When did he activate his knife hands?

Why is there so much energon?

Why is he covered in energon?

Why is there so much bodies?

Why is there so much fire?

Why is there so much explosions?

Why is he crying so much?

Why is he so terrified?

Why-

...

Why isn't he talking?

[mybraindumpsterfire]

The two gay wolves inside me were fighting over whether or not I should go to the terrible influence tour while I impulse bought tickets to TIT and now I'm so excited to go :3

[jossun-kyyneleet]

WTF I drew Krisko 🤯

[raccoon-coded]

Have a fresh batch of memes. I am not proud of these and frankly I apologise.

Panel from: Rocket (2017)

[danmeichael]

i think a central point of my roleswap ranwan au is really the codependency. both of them have attached so much of themselves and their self worth to another person who is really not in any way equipped to handle it. chu wanning wants the approva-- fuck post canceled i'm realizing i just swapped out mo ran's mommy issues for giving chu wanning daddy issues everyone go home.

[conretewings]

So today while talking to a patient on the phone, when they thanked me I combined 'you're welcome' and 'no problem' so what I ended up saying was 'you're problem' and I'm just gonna have to lay awake at night with that.

[captainsparklefingers]

Found a really weird cat in the house earlier today... he's got wet feet but once he's dried off I'll see if I can get more pictures.

[tsnbrainrot]

y'all !!! Y'ALL!!! you cannot FATHOM the EXTENT of my buffoonery !!!!!

i booked my flight home for the end of march and it includes a stop in toronto and instead of being a SMART PERSON and staying in toronto a few days to grab a ticket of dominic monaghan and billy boyd's play..... i just forgot it was a thing and i'm flying home directly....

[giantmushyfriend]

I gave my hand at fanfiction. First fic, ever! Forgive me for any and all mistakes; I’ve never posted anything on A03 before or within the characterization of Crowley and Azira, so give a girl a break. I’m lowkey embarrassed to promote this, especially since I both love and hate it, but hey why not. 

Cheers. 

[keepontalking]

I watched an episode of Playboyy in public

Was it on my porch surrounded by 3 walls? Sure

It's outside and therefore still public

[astramachina]

the gimmick of naming each chapter of this fic after a song from the 60s/70s/80s was cute when the original outline was only 25 chapters long.

:l

[abearirl]

now I want to make a mermaid oc. do literally anything besides work a measly 3 hours. fuck

[marzxiepie]

Remember the time void after taking a shower?

It happens when you get home from work too.

I've been sitting on the side of my bed for hours, still in my uniform

someone help I'm stuck

[idolpyre]

I NEED YOU TO BE A MONSTER ; WHICH IS TO SAY, I AM TRYING NOT TO LOVE YOU , WHICH IS TO SAY, I AM STILL DREAMING OF KISSING YOUR CLAWS . . .

LECTER ( CONT'D ) : remarkable boy. i do admire your courage. ⠀ ⠀— his lips are close to graham's ear. A LOVING WHISPER. LECTER ( CONT'D ) : i think i'll eat your heart.

NA MINJUN / HAK JIWOON ( @jiwone ) + WEB WEAVE

[strikingskeletonsiege]

SO Y'ALL REALLY JUST LET ME CALL THE GIRL FUCKING ANIME AND IGNORE THAT FOR THREE MONTHS!!!

[jinxstrology]

Oh no I've made a mistake

Now yall gotta tell me if you want the goddess/tarot game or the kpop idol game when you send asks lmao