#I can’t 😂

[chlodoll]

i really was watching the video thinking tom was going to open the door for zendaya …

then he got in the passenger seat himself…

and i was waiting for her to like walk to the car …

but she was already in it 😶

[wonderfull-star]

Why I hate Soriel ship

Am I not the only one who doesn’t like Soriel? It’s even trivial simply because Sans’s and Toriel’s age difference is too big. Sans is too young for her. Toriel was already an adult on the surface when the war between humans and monsters began, meaning that she was definitely over 100 years old. I'm definitely sure that even Gaster is younger than her lol (according to my headcanon, he was a teenager or young adult when the war between monsters and humans began; I think the war lasted about 2-10 years, if not more). Now think about how strange it looks. If Sans were 5-10 years younger then Soriel would be illegal like Frans..

And this is not the only reason why I not only don’t like, but rather even HATE this ship. Another reason is that Toriel is divorced. I think this topic itself causes a lot of discomfort for many people. Now imagine the situation of Asriel/Flowey - his parents are divorced and then his mother finds someone younger (who is even most likely the same age as him, considering how much time has passed since the fall of the first human...) whom he also despise...

In general, it’s quite funny that everyone immediately began to consider Soriel canon just because Sans joked about Kris’s mom in Deltarune. And the fact that Sans and Toriel spend a lot of time together and have common interests does not mean that they have romantic feelings for each other. They just friends. That’s all.

[clairehadenough]

When we’re desperate, when nothing else works, when we’re ridiculed and humiliated everyday, when all the personas we create fail to make us look clever, when we’re never right and we still want to convince people that the BUA is coming any minute now, we try to reblog…

THE POTATO OF LUCK 💀 💀 💀 💀

[jokerislandgirl32]

The Man Looks Like He’s Seen Unspeakable Horrors…

Guess that’s what happens when you smack yourself face first into a hippopotamus and get covered in, hmmm, I guess Zach calls it hippo goo.

[paleshelter29]

[loserboysandlithium]

Dost I forget my sweet Dani? Shame on me. I shalt not forget thou again, as long as I, Edward Munson the III shall stand, you will forever be in my thoughts, and perhaps I shall be inside of you.

Pleasant dreams, my sweet. I SHALL BE ON MY MERRY WAY, GIDDY UP DRAGON!

— Edward Munson the III 📯

Oh hi handsome. 😏 I wanna ride a dragon. And you sir. 🤭

[bass-alien]

🍕

50% da mommy milkers

50% da vibes

😂

[yonglixx]

I have the "long post" tag blocked, but I always open yours bc i know it's gonna be good.

also I'm always scared people are gonna think I'm liking and not reblogging, but I reblog to a side blog, so I'm still here!!

aw thank you so much i appreciate it🩷🩷 i’ve also noticed that , you always rb my posts (tho you don’t have to explain yourself ) thank you again 🩷🩷

[meowph-132]

~Don’t talk to me~ 😂

Hey guys! I had made a batch of 4 rottmnt Donnie stickers✨ here is the link if you guys are interested! https://www.redbubble.com/i/sticker/Rottmnt-Donnie-Batch-by-PricklyDapper/48954571.EJUG5

[wroteclassicaly]

You don't have to share where you're from, but I have been all over Indiana and it has been interesting! Corn. More corn. Soybean. State parks. Corn. Universities. Corn. Bigfoot.

Republicans… Gas station sunglasses. Solo cups. Cowboy boots. Respect them elders, lmaoooo.

Bigfoot, ahahahaha! They uphold Bigfoot as much as they do catfish or bass that is always used as their Facebook header or profile pic 😂

[maerenee930]

everyday at work on one of our systems, we have this little spot where someone can put messages in it. so normally it’ll be words of encouragement or a quote.

but the past few messages either our c.f.o or our c.o.o. put on there have just been too perfect 😂

one of them about two weeks ago now was “at this point, being abducted by aliens might just be the vacation i need” 😂 and i felt that whole heartedly lmao!

and one of the ones this week really got me! it said, “only trust people who like big butts… they cannot lie” 😂😭😂 it was just too perfect!

sorry, i just thought those were too funny and just wanted to share them with everyone. hopefully this’ll make someone laugh too 😅🖤

[highly-flammable]

How my intrusive thoughts happen upon me when I try to sleep at night:

[coachtfd]

He’s one of mine and he hasn’t developed the way I expected he would at Bayern, it’s true. 😬

[wanderlustxprincess]

I love when people announce pregnancies like “God had some surprise plans for us.”

Like? I’m pretty sure the fault isn’t on God but your decision to have unprotected sex but okay.

[trixie2023]

😂

I love these!!!😂😂😂

*sips iced coffee* im late Fives: This Barbie is ✨depressed✨ Echo: Do you ever think about getting help instead of expressing your mental health struggles through memes? Fives: Fives: This Barbie is ✨feeling attacked✨