#I bought the fucking DVD! THIS IS MY FUCKING DVD!

[actualhumancryptid]

I was baffled that I didn’t remember this. Then realised it was season 2. You see, one Christmas my friends went together and bought me a box set (just that one season. It was so fucking expensive).

But it was still early in the DVD era.

‘What would you like?’ they asked me. ‘DVD or VHS?’

‘VHS! I said. Like an idiot.

And then it was there in my hands. I tried to watch an episode and went, ‘oh’. Of course, I had to use fast forward to get to the one I wanted on the tape. And then do it over and over again, backwards, forwards, overshooting occasionally. Something I had done many a time as a child of the 90’s. But the spoils that DVD’s had brought to us all had already changed me irrevocably.

So anyway it makes a good doorstop.

(actually it doesn’t. Video tapes are light as shit. It has no use at all.)

I’d forgotten there was a koko the talking gorilla episode of x-files…it really was the nineties back in the nineties

[nosferatufaggot]

We are living in fucking hell.

[ilovemesomevincentprice]

Vincent Price guest stars

Red Skelton Show; Cauliflower Loses His Birds (1962)

[echo-writes-things]

Your honor you don’t understand how much I love him.

[femslashspuffy]

No one:

No one ever:

Absolutely no one in the entire world:

Me *at a soccer game*: DID YOU KNOW IN SHE'S THE MAN CHANNING TATUM THROWS IN THE BALL BY DOING A FUCKING FRONT HANDSPRING?

[tarraxahum]

Piracy discourse is always so incredibly funny to me as someone who learned to pirate almost instantly upon starting using the Internet. Well, okay, maybe a couple years later. At most.

'Well I don't want to support this service but how will I watch my favorite show without a subscription' Torrents go brrrrrrr I dunno what to say to ya

[trannydean-moved]

coming out as a country music fan

[just-spacetrash]

😦

[paul-simon-juggling]

It's not his birthday but it's almost his birthday!!!!!

[megasceptile001]

i smell a new special interest coming on

[dick-helmet-magneto]

watching whose line is it anyway and remembering the special interest i had in it when i was like 13. I watched every episode, knew fun facts about most of them, knew the words to all the songs, could quote the bloopers. It was a problem

[cigarette-ashes]

alright, hear me out.

whiplash + 'you know me too well' - nothing but thieves is factually correct.

give it a listen, if you aint heard it before, and even if you have, try again w them fuckers in mind

(and i think you can throw 'gods' in there too)

[torra-and-the-toons]

...but why though.

[rottenbrainstuff]

Hahahahahahahha my oldest daughter asked me a question about something and I had to go through my dvd archives. She made a joke about a dragon checking its hoard and I’ve honestly never had a better compliment.

However she then went on to indirectly peer pressure me into ordering a criterion set I had my eye on since November but hadn’t got because I don’t have a lot of disposable income anymore so maybe it’s a double edged sword….

[justtogetthrough]

I’m really incensed lately that we can’t own things anymore. Can’t own software. Can’t own music. Can’t own shows and movies. Most of us can’t own cars or homes either.

Everything can be taken from us at any moment and then society wonders why we’re all mentally ill

[fagrackham]

remembering how much i loved yellow submarine when i was but a lad......