#I bought the fucking DVD! THIS IS MY FUCKING DVD!

[nosferatufaggot]

We are living in fucking hell.

[ilovemesomevincentprice]

Vincent Price guest stars

Red Skelton Show; Cauliflower Loses His Birds (1962)

[the-halfling-prince]

For my entire teenhood, my Christmas presents have consisted of exactly what I put on my list, nothing more, nothing less. Because I had mastered the art of budgeting out my own Christmas lists. Which, like, I love being surprised on Christmas, and that doesn't really happen anymore I guess. Except last year, my mum bought me the camera I had been saving up for, which was a total surprise and the best Christmas present like ever. Since then my mother has apparently been determined to make sure I'm surprised on Christmas morning. There are two large presents for me next to the Christmas tree, and I need y'all to know now, that they are definitely too big to be a camera strap or a cd. I'm sitting here staring at these large boxes, wondering what the hell is in them. Like the sizes of these boxes have to be some sort of decoy because they're like the size of a box TV and like idk a large crate. My only guesses would be some sort of doll furniture but I doubt that because my mom knows the reason I don't buy doll furniture for myself is because of space and not money. What the hell are in these boxes? And she keeps talking about 'youll be so surprised with some of your gifts' like yeah ma what the hell is in this giant box? I have the smallest room in the house this better fit in there.

[echo-writes-things]

Your honor you don’t understand how much I love him.

[femslashspuffy]

No one:

No one ever:

Absolutely no one in the entire world:

Me *at a soccer game*: DID YOU KNOW IN SHE'S THE MAN CHANNING TATUM THROWS IN THE BALL BY DOING A FUCKING FRONT HANDSPRING?

[tarraxahum]

Piracy discourse is always so incredibly funny to me as someone who learned to pirate almost instantly upon starting using the Internet. Well, okay, maybe a couple years later. At most.

'Well I don't want to support this service but how will I watch my favorite show without a subscription' Torrents go brrrrrrr I dunno what to say to ya

[trannydean-moved]

coming out as a country music fan

[coridallasmultipass]

.

[just-spacetrash]

😦

[megasceptile001]

i smell a new special interest coming on

[dick-helmet-magneto]

watching whose line is it anyway and remembering the special interest i had in it when i was like 13. I watched every episode, knew fun facts about most of them, knew the words to all the songs, could quote the bloopers. It was a problem

[cigarette-ashes]

alright, hear me out.

whiplash + 'you know me too well' - nothing but thieves is factually correct.

give it a listen, if you aint heard it before, and even if you have, try again w them fuckers in mind

(and i think you can throw 'gods' in there too)

[torra-and-the-toons]

...but why though.

[rottenbrainstuff]

Hahahahahahahha my oldest daughter asked me a question about something and I had to go through my dvd archives. She made a joke about a dragon checking its hoard and I’ve honestly never had a better compliment.

However she then went on to indirectly peer pressure me into ordering a criterion set I had my eye on since November but hadn’t got because I don’t have a lot of disposable income anymore so maybe it’s a double edged sword….

[fagrackham]

remembering how much i loved yellow submarine when i was but a lad......

[borvooven]

All my friends having their first sexual experiences while I'm having my first experience with a lawn mower... I truly am the film bro the prophecy foretold🙏🙏