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one thing about me is that no matter how many times i rewatch ofmd and no matter how ingrained in my head and heart it becomes, i will not be able to remember which badminton twin is which
#every time i read a fanfic and someone says chauncey#i blue screen#every time#i literally am a twin too#but i’m fraternal so maybe my powers don’t work here#tbf they’re the same actor twice#the badmintons#nigel badminton#chauncey badminton#our flag means death#ofmd
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Oh dear GOD
grabs your hand. you've had enough plot and exposition and character development lately im taking you to the beach episode
#the fucking day I’ve had holy fucking god#first things first#my giant ass puppet breaks mid March#second#I get a parking ticket at school#third#my dumbass forgot my antidepressants#fourth#my tire went flat finally#fifth#I witnessed a hit and run#while in the parking lot waiting for the triple a tow truck#then an Uber eats driver from one of my friends food ordering comes back and asks me for the code when my friend is very much not around#WHILE I’m trying to the tow truck driver who is very kindly holding my flat ass tire#I blue screen#I ended up telling the Uber eats driver the code and that works out fine but then#I goofed the next interaction bc I took the flat tire from the tow guy and put it in my trunk snd the poor dude just goes#‘I was going to do that’#and I just blanked and say thank you and shut the trunk door and left once he gave me the okay and changed my tire#AND THEN#my moms phone breaks and I have to send her money for it#which I don’t have#bc my loan money won’t come in and is stuck pending#so I use my credit card#and oh dear god the amount of money I am in the hole rn in is crazy#but alas#tomorrow I wake up#go get new tire#and pay my tickets#and everything will be good again
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I need to share how the IT guy at work greeted my department on CrowdStrike Blue Screen Friday. Never have I seen a man so shocked by the sight of perfectly functional computers
(They were off during the update)
#crowdstrike#blue screen of death#current events#not fandom#srry I know it’s not Brothers Keeper but I had to share lmao#he genuinely came in and shouted ‘WHAT’ at us#no hello or anything#this after I’d just realized we were mostly alone in the building bc everyone else gave up and went home while I was at lunch
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So, about that outage, huh
#crowdstrike#also I made it!! lots of people asking!!#blue screen of death#pour one out for the tech babes our team was on from 2A-5 and we're one of the lucky ones#all sync issues are tumblr's fault#it literally syncs perfectly on my pc ://#*i* thought it was funny
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i crave more ortho and deuce moments 🤖♠ (◜◡‾)
#twisted wonderland#twst#ツイステ#ツイステッドワンダーランド#mmarts#ortho shroud#deuce spade#i drew this a long time ago lol just got back to it now#also i blame starsending anthology for this and some other things but mainly the anthology heh#✌#i bs'd orus floating blue screen thingys#u forgot deuces spade.... fake fan ( :゚皿゚)#I I MEANT I omg i cant type on mobile
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Becoming something Different
#viktor my babygirl where are you#waiting very patiently for riot to give us viktor content PLEASE where is he#viktor arcane#made this for that split screen twt trend but i’m unsure wether it’d even work here#viktor#arcane#arcane 2#arcane season 2#illustration#art#fanart#arcane fanart#viktor fanart#blue#purple#riot games#league of legends#i MIGHT be losing my mind a little help
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Funny things that I think probably happen with cyberware more often than Pondsmith and CDPR would write in the text but I just think they're neat if only from a wordbuilding perspective:
Hair getting caught in your deep dive port when you try to plug the link in.
Your sleeves getting stuck in the seams of your arm cyberware when the mechanisms retract back in.
Mantis blades accidentally shredding your long sleeves when you flex them.
A ripperdoc not having your exact shade of skintone on your new limb, and telling you to wait to get it replaced while it's on backorder.
Blue Screen of Death on netrunner 'ware.
Needing to register the new fingerprints on your hand if you get it replaced with a cybernetic, and the complications of having two hands that might not match up printwise.
People 'tattooing' the chromed parts of their body via laser engraving.
Metal plating getting so hot during the summer that you accidentally burn yourself trying to scratch your nose.
Forgetting to deslot shards and accidentally carrying them around in your head for a week.
Needing to clean the gunk out of your mantis blades or projectile launcher at home, so you flex it open and scrub at it with a bunch of paper towels or a bristle brush for an hour.
Rust and tarnish cleaner being a staple in home cyberware maintenance.
Actually buying projectile launcher rounds.
Someone starting a Mythbusters/Jackass style TV show about cyberware ("Hey gang! Today we're asking 'Is it possible to punch through a 3-foot cinderblock wall using only seven-gen Gorilla Fists?'")
Just generally playing with your personal link. Strumming it. Spinning it. Thwacking people with it. Built in fidget toy.
#Cyberpunk 2077#Just fun thoughts off the noggin#Random mundane worldbuilding my beloved#Aldi speaks#Runner Blue Screen of Death. Or as I like to call it. Daemon of Explode Your Balls#Top posts
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Blue Screen
Danny is the type of guy gal ghost to Commit To a Bit. This is very common knowledge
But he may have overdone it this time.
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Dan and Ellie had met the Red Hood, who seemed yucky. Ellie said this herself. Jason was not amused, and did not appreciate them following him around for the rest of the week.
After a bout of panic, Danny had finally tracked the tykes down. After seeing who they were with, he sighed. Of course those two would. Well he could play at that game.
Danny had popped in and pecked him on both sides of the helmet, leaving a casual lie before legging it.
"Hey hun, thanks for watching the kids. I'll take it from here."
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It's been a month now, and somehow he has two kids with a notorious crime boss and goes on nightly dates with him.
#dp x dc#dp x dc prompt#dpxdc#dp x dc crossover#dcxdp#dc x dp#dead on main#de aged ellie#de aged dan#danielle phantom#dan phantom#jason todd#danny fenton#I am very tired today forgive my sloppiness.#Blue screen is referring to what Jason did after danny just appeared and kissed him#Though Ellie and Dan are gremlins their mama is also#Don't think he's innocent in this.
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I DID IT I GOT MY PINK HAYATE now I am never doing that again!
(at least until they give me, like, a frilly unicorn Kamui or something)
#art#ride kamens#last note#i did this SO fast i'm sorry#i was just so excited i actually managed it!#look as a super casual f2p player who has never made a chaostone higher than a+#350k points is a frikkin ACHIEVEMENT#but how could i say no when i got lucky enough to pull the fancy ribbons-and-lace birdboy#and then they tell me i can turn him pink on top of that?#(i'm definitely not still bitter about missing out on a certain other card in another game NOPE)#plus. i mean. i also just kinda wanted to see if i could.#but now i have pretty pink perfume hayate on my home screen and i am Fulfilled#i haven't even read the story yet because i've been so focused on grinding out tickets i have NO context for why he is so fancy#now i have literally thousands of event seals i have to figure out what to do with in the next few hours. hm.#i also have to keep telling myself to save my diamonds and not do just oooone more pull to see if i can get a shion to turn blue...#it's not going to happen and it's not worth it#but whaaaat iiiif...
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falling for your rival (henry's version)
#red white and royal blue#rwrb#rwarb#rwrbedit#filmedit#filmgifs#dailylgbtq#userbean#first prince#alex claremont diaz#henry fox mountchristen windsor#i need this movie and these two disasters on my screen rn#also sorry for the quality#**
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I doodled a bunch of dumb memes for funnies and also to try and get my bearings.
#mash#mash fanart#mash 4077#hawkeye pierce#trapper mcintyre#radar o'reilly#max klinger#sherman potter#sidney freedman#francis mulcahy#m*a*s*h#Why are Hawk and Potter hard to draw#that last one is what I think of every time someone with blue eyes comes on screen. Mulcahy especially#wdym the incubator one wasnt always there yes it was shhhhh
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Prompt:
It’s not that Jason forgot, per se.
But between smuggling a toddler out of the League of Assassins, trekking halfway across the world, and finding a suitable hiding place that’s also child friendly… well, it kind of slipped his mind that he’s supposed to be… dead.
Something that comes back to bite him in the ass when he takes Dami out for some ice cream and just so happens to run into non other than Brucie-fucking-Wayne
#look I’ve found a new fave trope and it’s Brucie Wayne having to keep up his act while internally LOSING HIS SHIT#Jason isn’t very into the whole revenge thing here#his mind is 85 parts ‘keep Dami safe’ 5 parts ‘kill joker asap’ and 10 parts ‘avoid bats at any cost’#Jason doesn’t know who Damian’s father is#dealer’s choice if Jason establishes himself as Dami’s dad or older brother#his build certainly makes him look old enough#if you don’t look at his baby face lol#Jason runs into Brucie and goes straight into survival mode#Damian who is very observant for a toddler immediately clocks Brucie as THREAT based on Jason’s reaction#Brucie blue screens and desperately tries not to lose Jason in the crowd#jason is absolutely trying to lose Brucie in the crowd#while clutching Damian like his life depends on it#for all he knows it does#the visceral terror that your pseudo dad will take away your little brother/baby#Bruce who just wants to know if he’s hallucinating again: W A I T#jason who is terrified of being put in Arkham for killing people: no FUCKING WAY#hm maybe Jason plays the ‘I’m not Jason’ game again#it’s not gonna hold for long#but Bruce absolutely thinks that Damian is Jason’s bio child for a while and he’s on the WARPATH#Jason was sixteen when he died and never showed any interest in dating so literally every red flag is waving in brucie’s mind simultaneousl#or maybe Jason manages to get away and all Brucie is left with is the memory of his supposedly dead son#running away from him#and clutching a tiny kid#prompts#jason todd#batfamily#Damian wayne#batdad#brucie wayne
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we as a society don't talk enough abt how ghost is canonically like. actually cocky. sure i think he's a lil insecure man at heart but also "are you ugly?" "quite the opposite" let him be a flirt sometimes. angst is fun but also. he can be a lil cocky. he likes his stupid lil dad jokes. he doesn't take himself That Seriously in the grand scheme of things. i love him
#i think ghost can flirt#and be all cocky#but as soon as he's faced with a serious relationship#or genuine affection#he just#blue screens#he has briefly forgotten people can perceive him and love him#hes my lil creacher#simon ghost riley#call of duty#simon riley
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do you think eating a burger with no honey mustard would work with the re save room theme you just reblogged
eating a green herb with no honey mustard
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I feel like this project to me represents, and hopefully to the people that love it too, is a positive representation of queer love at the highest level.
#taylor zakhar perez#rwrb#rwrbedit#red white and royal blue#tzpedit#userninz#chrissiewatts#userveronika#userclara#usersteen#mine*#yeah :(#each time he speaks about rwrb it adds a year to my life#i like that he mentioned the overused bury your gays trope and his desire to make something positive#he's so invested in people seeing themselves on screen#and honestly thats all people can ask for and actors/producers can champion#we're so lucky fr
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Teaching Dream about the internet may have been a mistake
#UTDR#UTMV#Dream Sans#Swap Sans#Ink Sans#Star Sanses#Poor Blue he is fighting for his life out here#''What is a (squints at his screen) milf? Is that another group like ours?''#''I THINK THAT IS ENOUGH PHONE MACHINE FOR TODAY''#Blue is about to start putting parental controls on his Dream's phone#And Ink's too if he doesn't stop encouraging this
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