#I bet she is babe

[empressofmankind]

A reel of the high-key sus mafia shenanigans Crocodile and Shivs get up to, but instead building auditory tension we put this track (below) behind it and call it Black Comedy.

I will title it: "Things Cai doesn't know nothing about". Or, "The Series Of Unfortunate Events That Had Caimen Nearly Find Out Why They Dress Like That."

[fischiee]

rvb dnd game where wash is the dm and just gets increasingly angry as the game goes on bc every time church meets one of his npcs he just says “i cast brain damage” and then the whole table yells that it’s a valid spell and wash just screams internally

[princessanneftw]

Princess Anne and Richard Meade at the theatre in Kyiv in September 1973

[mysicklove]

I think you are the only big blog on this app that writes soley dom reader!

this makes me feel like i am manny the mammoth during the second ice age movie where all the smaller mammals would look at him and be like "the last mammoth" bc they all went extinct

[dandelionjack]

every other poster on the tube right now is advertising a new musical called ‘the time traveller’s wife’. for a blissful moment i forgot that a ‘wife’ is something that a heterosexual woman can be, and, believing it to be a beautiful lesbian tale akin to tihylttw, decided to google the synopsis to see if it was worth checking out. big mistake. ‘man first encounters his future spouse as a young girl, returns to kiss her at 18 and marry her in the future, remaining the same age as barely any time passes for him meanwhile she spends years alone pining for her distant angel’ blinks. what does that remind me of. oh yeah apparently this came before. i’m already suffering through series 5 at the current moment, so, plenty enough of that for years to come, thank you, and— what a surprise— the novel the musical’s based on was a primary inspiration for you-know-who’s weird fixation on this particular plotline. the worst part about the time traveller’s wife is that there aren’t even any cool steampunk clockwork droids or gorgeous 18th century french dresses to make up for the vomit-inducing implications. i have never been more disappointed. mind wipe, now

[ablogofcourage]

[nosferatufaggot]

When I draw jr school AU Eileen, I'm giving her highlights in her hair. I'm gonna look up all the girly things girls do and doing it for her. Because I'm a firm believer that Eileen gets FRIENDS SHE DESERVES! She gets a supportive friend group in jr/high school! She's loved by her friends! And they have sleepovers! And they do each other's hair! Like, her and the other cheerleaders or Fair City High School are like the most idealized version of being on a team. You're all friends. No drama. Super supportive. Needing to coordinate together bonds you in a way other things don't. They fundraise for the school together and everyone is nice and like half of them got football boyfriends. THEY DON'T CARE THAT SHE HAS A SPEECH IMPEDIMENT AND NEVER MAKE FUN OF HER FOR IT!!!!!! Like, Eileen deserves everything and that's what I'm gonna give her.

[comradecowplant]

LMAO after all the backlash, the Pretty Little Liars reboot retconned Imogen giving her baby to Aria & Groomer 🤣 #bullyingworks

[fingertipsmp3]

Living in a small town for pretty much all your life is like being in a sitcom that’s been going on for way too long

[sexynetra]

Hiiii! Just wanna share that i met Anetra this weekend in São Paulo (i went to both shows) and she's just the sweetest human and the fiercest performer, i'm so glad i got to meet her

Ahhhhh I’m so happy for you!!! She really is just the most wonderful soul ever and puts on THE BEST show!!! Also crying over the looks you got to see (and my beloved rednetra!) and also the cast???? I just know those were the most incredible shows in the universe 💕

[neiptune]

i'm such a slut for every single song from the vault of red (taylor's version)

[ierogenvy]

so it turns out my hotel is a timeshare

[hyumjim]

RIP Michel Bollinger u would have loved fast car by Tracy Chapman

[lisbonsteresa]

pot meet kettle

[asyourshadowfalls]

people who don't understand how long distant friendships can be healthy and safe really infuriate me. sorry babe you don't even know how to navigate a streaming site without getting ads if i don't give you a pay by play, i get that you're a dumbass when it comes to how people can be digital yet safe. but fucking hell throwing away a 10 year relationship over your fears? rooted in truly thinking i must be a dumbass who didn't do my due diligence in checking all the details of a person who's been my friend for 3 years. if i were a petty bitch i'd tell her how fucked it is that as she believes im going into a dangerous situation is when she's okay with stepping back and losing my trust? like yeah because that's the right thing to do when youre worrying about someones safety. also petty x2 would be saying how i kept my mouth shut beyond initial complaints when she was in toxic relationships because i knew i needed to be someone she felt safe coming to when she finally got to the point of leaving.

[stbot]

sorry to brag but i saw crj live in concert on barrier tonight and she pointed at me (and i got handed the setlist!!!)

I'm so happy for you and don't at all wish that had been me instead