#I am very annoyed

[dramashii]

[cardinalcatastrophe]

if i had a dollar for every time someone asked me to show up to a place at a specific time and i got there at the right time and the doors were locked and no one was inside i'd be fucking RICH

[jellelliefish]

T'is exceptionally rude of my chronic illness to come back and make me chronically ill again. Not impressed, do not recommend.

[knickynoo]

So, tumblr finally stopped doing that weird thing where every time I opened it, it brought me to the app store and asked me to download a betting app or whatever.

But now, the mobile version of tumblr won't let me insert any pictures from my phone into posts.

Why does tumblr literally never work completely smoothly? Why is it that when one bug gets fixed, another one takes its place. I just want to put a screenshot into a post!!

[holmes-ja]

my wacom is being a pain in the arse so I'm now resorting to showing it my shopping basket with its replacement ready to be purchased and whispering to it that this is not an empty threat

[uraandri]

conventionally attractive women who are doing everything to stay conventionally attractive: i wish i was ugly but i'm simply not, us pretty girls have to deal with so much just because we're pretty :(

[uliuliuliuliuli]

Neck pain back pain jaw pain joint pain

"weLL mAyBe eXcErCiSe A LiTtle"

Ok sure but abovementioned pain is exactly what causes me to NOT want to move an inch tho??

[american-neurotypical]

i am sick and tired of horny teens swooning over the most generic man in whatever fandom they're in, and therefore flooding the general fandom tags with their smut.

i wouldn't care as much if it wasn't the same bland stuff. "daddy dom!john johnson x afab sex kitten! piv sex. reader uses she/her" over and over and over and OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AGAIN. FUCK.

i blocked so many people today. they need to get better taste in men. or hell, start being attracted to women. maybe then they'll make interesting smut.

[anime-academia]

Why is it whenever I am in a good work mode that something has to happen

[somerandomcockroach]

[mooneggtarts]

Say hello to Jumping Spider AU! Where Orange DIDN'T get to talk it out with Alan and was dropped to the Outernet. Where TDL got into another massive fights with TCO much more early that got them seperated before Orange was created and the whole Virabots thing (TCO kept the house. But only cause TDL refuse to live in the same house as he is)

TDL is convinced that he doesn't care about TCO, or that now he's alone, he doesn't need anyone! Until some Orange kid with the same head as him crashes onto him. Literally. Fate seems to hate him (or pity him?)

[nocek]

Miguel is the plan guy in this triad (however useless it is with a chaos incarnate in it) and he'll make sure of it one bad fashion statement at a time.

[technically-human]

Welcome to the reverse verse! This is part 1 of 2 of a commission for @i-am-as-normal-as-you-are and I can't wait to tell you all about it, because I'm incapable of being normal and chill about these concepts, so I ran with it.

Charles Rowland was born in 1900, his mum was from India and moved to the UK after marrying Charles' dad, a soldier who was not... very loving. Charles' heritage gave him some problems, but none as bad as that one time in 1916 when he was sacrificed to a demon and spent the next 7 decades in Hell. He doesn't like to talk about it, except when it can get him what he wants. He was always an angry boy, or so he thought, but after his time spent in Hell, it became so much worse. He's explosive and unpredictable, and so he mostly avoids conflict. He doesn't need to fight anyone, as his charming personality and sweet smile (plus a few smart calculations) always seem to be enough to convince people to give him what he asks for. And when the fight is inevitable... well, he has Edwin for that!

Edwin Payne grew up very sheltered, in a deeply religious home, and he is proud of that. Don't try to argue with him, because he surely has a Bible verse that will help him win (and if not, he is not above using his croquet mallet now that he has someone to keep safe). Unfortunately for him, he realized at a quite young age that he felt attraction towards other boys. Even worse, somehow other people could tell as well, including those peers that ended up killing him for it (the rumour spread throughout school was that he had died due to AIDS, and most people just accepted it). He never acted on those unnatural urges of his, but when he met this ghost who had just escaped Hell... he decided not to risk eternal damnation, and to stay here with Charles, instead. Edwin has no interest in the supernatural or in magic, and sort of looks down on them, but luckily his friend's got that covered.

[homkamiro]

just wanted to let you know that i've thought about your masc scout/fem sniper art. it is genderous to me, thank you

Ahhh thank you so much anon!!!🥺I really like them too, they give me a nice change in scenery and a very funny dynamic to play with

[fairweathermyth]

THE GREEN KNIGHT Dir. David Lowery, 2021 Dev Patel as Sir Gawain

[shesnake]

24 hour time loops: not long enough to create or undo anything permanent, crazy-making but often still funny

365 day time loops: the most fucked up shit you could possibly imagine