#I am so here for full velocity dumbassery and homosexuality

[gremlins-hotel]

hear me out: chaotic neutral/chaotic good alfred f. jones.

but yeah it's honestly a lot of working with the parents. i think he's also not necessarily afraid to pull punches with the kids too if they need it. if that makes sense? like he's their big friend but they'll listen when he gets serious. and also he understands kids are often smarter than they look.

also if this is a scout leader jones situation, sure, he's chaotic and can have fun, but you also know he certainly can rope in a bunch of excited kiddos.

also a matt & al that both love outdoors shit are my favorite versions of them. but i am biased. my secret little au where they're both park rangers. for fun. judge me if you must.

okay but consider...consider,,, he teaches all the kiddos basic bat tricks when coaching baseball/softball. like as a reward for a good practice.

abso-fucking-lutely

I also can see Al really being into like basic magic and card tricks so like not only is he teaching bat tricks, he's just whipping out a deck of cards and going "Good game! wanna see something cool?" and blowing all of their little minds

[romericas]

oh he's 100% great with kids (and honestly working with little kids is more just working with the parents than it is really the kids) and it's because he has just a certain level of resting chaos to him that makes him feel enough like a peer that the kids want to listen to him

okay but consider...consider,,, he teaches all the kiddos basic bat tricks when coaching baseball/softball. like as a reward for a good practice.

abso-fucking-lutely

I also can see Al really being into like basic magic and card tricks so like not only is he teaching bat tricks, he's just whipping out a deck of cards and going "Good game! wanna see something cool?" and blowing all of their little minds