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“I don’t know what my goals are, no. Thanks for asking.”
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author’s notes today: hey guys so just a warning there isn’t 100% explicit verbal consent even though they’re both really into it so remember this is FICTION, also they don’t use a condom :((( but in real life safe sex is important!!! please be safe out there everyone
a/n back in the day: kept thinking about ____ stabbing knives through both of _____’s hands to pin him in place while they fucked so here you go lol =P
#the fic tags ive seen lately make me go through suvh a rollercoaster of emotions#my fucking quintuple take on some of this shit bc it seems vile then i squint and its not but i squint again and wonder the intent and then#i squint another time and no its just some shit like in the post. exceot for the occasion someone doesnt tag One Part and Thats the weird#u cannot be out here tagging all this nonsense then neglect to mention this is a teacher/student au fic ok
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i think its fun and good that people pick an internet name for themselves these days but i kinda miss when u had some fuckass username and ppl just extrapolated from that i used to be on a star wars forum where my handle was ProfessorMug and ppl just called me prof. u know like there was a guy w vader in his handle so he was just vader
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*in a Situation* okay which blorbo can I use to get through this
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I dunno man. I found out today that a subway sandwich is $14 now. A shitty subway footlong sandwich that isn't actually 12 inches long and is occasionally made with expired ingredients and was never a great option to start with. I ate those in high school because I was broke and at the mall a lot.
There are poke bowls in my city from a local place for $16. Super fresh fish and veg, warm rice, more than I can eat in one sitting, for the price of a sandwich and a drink at america's most mid-tier sandwich shop.
Someone in another post said (paraphrased) you used to be able to get something mediocre for cheap, but now the mediocre things cost as much as the nice things so why would you?
#we really declined as a nation after losing the five dollar footlong#bc of the day it is i have to clarify im joking
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the brushes you use for digital art dont Actually matter that much and its more about core art principles and technique or whatever. but maybe this next brush will be the one
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they should. give me one thousand dollars every month so i can commission artists who are very clearly unwell
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before i accuse a story of being bad i must ask myself one crucial question first: am i perhaps fucking stupid
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