#I am once again begging y'all to watch this film

[beeceit]

today's been so hard, I need to [remembers that suicide jokes encourage suicidal mindsets] watch The Court Jester starring Danny Kaye

[followyoursecretsmutblog]

how do you...

Get over someone?

Imagine:

You are cleaning your apartment, music blaring, your hips moving as you trash all of your ex’s things.

Fuck you. And you.

You think as things fall into a trash bag.

The messy bun you started the cleansing with has now fallen, your hair flying everywhere as you move this way and that. 

As you toss a picture of the two of you, the music stops and you turn around quickly, smacking right into a hard body.

“Shit.” You mutter, stumbling back.

“Sorry, didn’t think you would turn so quickly.” A male voice says, holding you upright.

“Oh, hey, Henry. You back to film?” When Henry is filming in your town, he always stays at the apartment next to yours. So, you two have grown quite close since filming can take so long.

“Yeah. Been knocking for 10 minutes, so I decided to use my key.” He says, eyes looking around the room, your bed is a mess, there are clothes in piles, and boxes of other crap. “You okay?

“Yeah. Spring cleaning.” You say as you lean against the wall, sinking to the floor. Henry had that kind of effect on you. Knees weaken, heart beats faster, head spins.

He’s just so good looking. And he is a great friend.

“In the middle of winter?” He asks, an eyebrow raised.

“Everything is fine. Just cleaning out.” You shrug, pulling your hair over one shoulder.

“Come on, really, what’s wrong? I’ve lived next to you off and on for a few years and you have never been this way.” Henry asks, sitting on the floor beside you.

You are quiet for a long time, just sitting on the floor staring into space. “How do you get over someone?” You whisper, mostly to yourself, but you pick your eyes up, looking at Henry.

He just shrugs. “I wish I could tell you. Heartbreak sucks.”

“I should have just gotten drunk.” You groan, hitting your head on the wall behind you.

“Do you miss him?”

“I miss belonging to someone. There is no greater joy then knowing you are someone’s.”

You both look at each other, sharing a sad smile. 

“You can always come and visit Kal if you want.” Henry offers, pointing toward his place.

“I know he loves me more than you.” You tease. The memory of meeting Henry and Kal for the first time coming to your mind.

You open the apartment door to get the last bag of groceries, only to find a big black and white fur ball with its nose in it.

You couldn’t help but laugh and crouch down next to it.

“Now, now, little one. I need that food so I can be a good girl and eat the right things. Because eating pizza for dinner three times in a row is a bad thing.” You say, trying to get the animals face from the bag.

“Kal!” The dogs head shoots up at the sound of the voice, as does yours.” I am so sorry about him!” The man says, pulling your new friend away.

“Oh, don’t worry about it, I love animals. He was no bother at all.” You smile, picking up the bag as you stand. “You must be my new neighbor, welcome.”

The man smiles bright, extending his hand toward yours. “Yes, I’m Henry, and this is Kal.” He says, pointing to the dog now standing at my feet, silently demanding to be pet.

“Please, he only wanted you for your food. He loves me more.” Henry laughs. “Not that I blame him, your cooking is very good.”

Your smile is genuine this time. “Alright, I need to finish cleaning and I am sure you want to sleep.” You say as you stand up, watching as he does the same.

“If you need anything you let me know okay?” 

“I will.” He wraps his arms around me, holding me tight.

You go to kiss his cheek, but your lips end up on his. 

You both pause for a second, not moving.

It felt like a thousand years before Henry kissed you back, encouraging you to continue.

You ease into it, your lips soft. But Henry doesn’t want soft, he wants teeth, he wants rough. 

Pulling away for a second, he pushes his hair back, watching you.

“Henry...” Your voice comes out as a whine, begging to continue.

“Finally.” Is all he says as he kisses you again, slamming you against the wall. Hands everywhere, grabbing and pulling at your clothes and hair. Your moans growing with each press of his hard body against yours.

Henry’s fingers work on pulling your shorts and panties off as his mouth devours your, swallowing all your noises.

Once your clothes hit the ground, he picks your legs up and wrapped them around his waist, pulling his sweats down just enough for his cock to come out.

He wastes no time at all as he pushes himself inside you. The size of him making you feel as if you were being split in two. 

Henry moves his mouth to your throat, leaving marks as he thrusts inside you. The sound of skin slapping, Henry’s groans, and you calling out ‘yes’. ‘right there’, ‘harder’, ‘Henry’, was the only thing heard.

He picks his head up, lips right against your ear as he whispers how long he has been wanting to do this, every way he ever thought of having you. How there were many nights that after he would leave, he would hardly make it inside his door before having to get himself off. “Fuck, you are so smart, funny, caring, and so fucking sexy.” He fucks you harder, moving a hand to your clit, rubbing it. 

You can feel your pussy dripping from the scenes he has playing in your head, clinching around him.

“Fuck, Henry-” You gasp, as you come, the white heat taking over your body and you call Henry��s name, digging your nails and heels into him. 

“Tighten that pussy again, baby.” He says while you come down. You do as told, clenching around him again the best you can. “Fucking take all of me.”

You crush your lips to his again, all teeth and tongue, and he comes inside you.

You are both quiet. Trying to catch your breath. 

“Sorry.” He says softly, nudging his nose against yours as he pulls out. 

You feel empty without him, even though he is still all around you.

“Kitchen next.” You whisper back, drawing a smile to his face.

“Yes, ma’am.”

You get under someone else.

A/N: I am going to be making “how do you...” into a series. Each imagine will have a different scene with any character.

Send me requests if there is one y'all would like to see! 

[annab-nana]

Wrong Choice - Colby Brock

Y/n has been asked by Colby’s viewers to pull a prank and the one they request the most is a breakup prank. She decides that her first prank should go hard, but she finds it harder to go through with it than to pull the prank itself.

Warnings: some curse words

Word Count: 2.2k+

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"Bye babe, love you," Colby told me as his lips landed on my cheek before he walked to the door of our shared apartment. I waved and blew him a kiss as his ring-adorned hand stretched out for the doorknob. He "caught" the kiss that I sent his way with his unoccupied hand and brought it close to his heart, letting the kiss rest there. I smile in response as I watch my love walk out the door. As soon as it shuts, I softly run up to it and watch out the peephole as Colby knocks on Sam's door, Sam walks out, and the two go to the elevator. My sweet smile turns mischievous as I find Colby's camera and press record.

"I'm not who you were expecting, am I?" I say to the camera and pause for a second, knowing that Reggie will put Colby's vlog intro clip right there.

"Okay, so Colby has pulled a few pranks on me as you guys know. Cut to the clips." As time passes, I think back onto all the pranks Colby has pulled on me.

"First, he fake proposed but I knew that wasn't real. Then, he took a page out of Elton's book of pranks and filled my car with packing peanuts. And the list goes on and on. But I have never pulled a prank on him, so he definitely won't be expecting it. And he always says that he would never pull the breakup prank on me, but I'm going to do that today. So, Colby just left with Sam to go to a meeting and he has his location on for me so I can see when he will be here. Let me show you guys what I plan on doing," I say as I grab the camera and show them to our room. I set the camera down on the bed and walk into the closet and pull out my suitcase.

"So, the plan is when he comes home, I'm going to act as if he caught me leaving like I was going to leave before he got here but he got here before I could get out. And then we're just going to wing it after that, so I'll see you guys in a little bit." I cover the camera lens with my hand before ending the recording.

I walk over to Sam's apartment and grab his two cameras, then turn around going back to our apartment. My eyes flicker around the apartment in search of good places to hide the cameras and I decide to place one in the corner of the kitchen, facing the door. The other one I positioned between two pillows on the couch so that the camera would face the entrance to our room and most of the living room.

Going back to our bedroom, I grab the camera I was recording the intro on earlier and set it on the bed, propping perfectly between pillows and a blanket. Once I was sure those couldn't be seen, I opened my suitcase and began throwing my clothes into it. If I was really leaving, I would be trying to leave as quickly as possible, so I lazily tossed in my shirts instead of taking the time to fold them. After most of my things were in, I left a small pile of clothes beside my suitcase to throw in when Colby gets here.

I checked his location to see where he was, and he looked like he was leaving the building where their meeting was held. A text notification came through my phone from him as well.

C💙: we're otw back babe

Y/n : okay see you soon

Okay, it's go time. I pressed the record button on each of the cameras and sat down next to my suitcase and pile of clothes, getting ready for this act. From the outside, I looked ready but, on the inside, it was setting in what I was doing.

This is going to break Colby's heart. He is going to hate me for this. I get a little angry with him after he pulls pranks on me, but it doesn't take long for me to get over because I love him. He going to think I don't love him. Shit. Why am I doing this? I can't do this. I realized that tears had brimmed my eyes, and a few had slipped out while I was lost in thought. Fuck. Why am I doing this?

That's when I heard the front door open. A gasp fell from my lips as I assumed character. I guess I am doing this. So, I grabbed at the mound of clothing, pulling out a purple koala hoodie which caused the tears to flow a little harder before I threw it in with the rest.

"I brought you some— hey, what's going on?" I hear his voice change from chipper to worried in a split second. I couldn't turn around and look at him. The regret of doing this was really sucking at this point. I really hope he can forgive me. I tried to say something, but no words came out. I shut my eyes to prevent any more tears from falling.

"Y/n?" His voice was closer to me this time and I felt his gentle hand grab my cheek and lightly pull it to face him. Fuck, I hate this, but once it's over, we will be okay and go back to how things were. Why do his viewers want this so bad? I now understand why he said he would never pull this prank on me. My eyes flutter open slightly as they meet his. He sets down the bag of food he brought and grabs my hand with his other one.

"What's wrong baby?" He whispered as he sat down next to me, pulling me into his embrace. As much as I wanted to stay there with him, I went against my better judgment and pushed myself off of him. I instantly regretted it when I saw the look on his face. The hurt in his eyes was enough to make me want to cut this whole thing off and tell him it's all fake but I'm going to push through and keeping going.

"Did I do something?" His voice sounded wary like he was unsure of what to do or what had happened which I can't blame him for. This is so out of the blue. My hand comes up to wipe away some tears and I shake my head.

"It's me," I choke out and sniffle. I grab more clothes and toss them in.

"What do you mean it's you? What happened to you?" He questions, comfortingly resting his hand on my thigh, but again, I shove him away.

"Please don't shut me out, y/n. Tell me what's bothering you," he pleads with me.

"I- I can't do it anymore. I can't do this anymore." I say as I motion between the two of us. My gaze switches from my amazing boyfriend that I am putting through hell to my suitcase as I reach for the zipper to close it.

"I have to go." I rise to stand up and pull out the handle. He stands with me and his face shows pure confusion.

"I don't understand what's happening," Colby sounds as if he is on the verge of tears, only causing mine to come quicker.

"I can't anymore. I- I don't feel anything anymore. I feel nothing between us," I confess to him as I roll my suitcase behind me, ready to leave. I feel the coolness of Colby's rings on my arm, holding me back and spinning me around.

"What's going on, y/n? You have to explain this to me. We have to talk about this. I don't know what I did-"

"You didn't do anything Cole! This is a problem with me," I snap at him.

"Well, what's the problem with you?" He asks as he tries to pull me to the couch to sit down and talk. I take my hand back as his eyes beg me, but I stand my ground.

"I think I made the wrong choice. I don't think I thought us through. I don't feel the way I used to about us." I tell him as he sits on the couch looking at me.

"How long?" He whispers to where I can barely hear.

"What?" I question.

"How long have I been your wrong choice?" He emphasizes the word, making my heart absolutely shatter.

"Colby, that's not what I meant," I say as I sit down beside him. His eyes are tear-filled but none have fallen yet.

"When we started hanging out, you were the only person I wanted to spend my time with, but I hadn't completely gotten over Hayden just yet, but I loved being with you. I wasn't sure if it was as friends or if I wanted to be more with you. So when you asked me out, I should've said that I wanted to remain friends, but I made the wrong choice because I was selfish and I wanted to see if being with you was what I wanted and I did but it wasn't the right time. Slowly I've been feeling differently about our relationship and I realized that I'm not supposed to be here. I'm so sorry that it took me this long to see this and that I've wasted your time, but I have to go," I grab the handle on my suitcase and pull it towards the door. Colby stands with me and walks to where I am.

"Can I hug you before you leave?" He asks so innocently. I nod my head as he steps closer to me. His arms wrap tightly around my waist as mine do the same to his neck. He buries his face into my neck like he always does when we hug but something was different this time. There was a wetness pooling there too. He was crying into my neck. My emotions reciprocated his as I sobbed into his chest.

After a few minutes, we pulled away from each other, looking into one another's watery eyes. I leaned up to give him a quick kiss on the cheek. As my lips leave his dampened cheek, they move to right in front of his ear.

"Gotcha bitch," I say before pulling back and smiling.

"What?" His teary confused face smiles back at me. I laugh as I point to the camera in the kitchen then to the one on the couch and then pull him into the bedroom and point to the one in there.

"So, this isn't real?" His voice sounds so hopeful and I smile as I nod at him. He picks me up, swinging me around in his arms before placing me down and staring at me incredulously.

"Did you just pull your first prank on me?" He questions and I nod, giggling.

"But I won't be doing it again. I hated every minute of that. Trust me. I was going to back out of it but then you came home so I decided to keep going. But at least, you don't have to film a video tonight to post tomorrow." I smile at him in hopes he will forgive me for the shit I just put him through. He pulls me back into his arms. I lean my cheek against his chest facing the camera that I had in the bedroom.

"I hope you guys enjoyed this because I won't be doing this again. Well, at least not to this extent. This was too much but that's all that y'all requested." I say to the camera. I feel Colby's lips press against the top of my head.

"We will see you guys next week with another TikTok video that I had planned for this week. Peace," he says as we both throw up peace signs and he covers the camera lens with his hand to close out the video. He turns to sit on the edge of the bed and grabs my hand to pull me to stand between his legs.

"Are you mad at me?" I ask him, praying to God that I didn't hurt his feelings too badly. He chuckles before wrapping his arms around my hips, his hands clasping at the bottom of my back. His forehead rests on my stomach as he rubs tiny circles on my back.

"I'm not mad. I mean I've pulled several pranks on you that have hurt your feelings before and you still love me. I can't get mad if you've never with me. You've always been good about my pranks," he tells me.

"So, you don't hate me? You forgive me? I put you through hell Colbs," I say as I run my fingers through his dark blue hair.

"No but tell me one thing. Do you still think you made the wrong choice?" He says as he looks up at me with his beautiful blue eyes. I bend down slightly to give him a small kiss on his forehead.

"I think that picking you was the best decision I've ever made in my life."

[italian-sides]

Hello everyone! / Ciao a tutti!

I know I’m late since the first Remus’ appearance but shhh, the important thing is to post, still better than not posting it at all, hahaha 

also for this post you’ll have to thank both @misslilidelaney, which is basically the source of half or even more of the headcanons you’re reading, and @watcher-from-the-heights for being the best beta reader ever ((tagging @ts-italian-gang as well bc i can))

today I will indeed introduce to you the Italian version of Remus; since there will be some phrases in heavy Roman dialect, i’ll put a translation at the end of it to better understand what people are saying: so, enjoy your reading, y'all!

oh, yeah, before anything else:

tw: mention of weed

Romeo Stella

- Romolo and Remo’s elder brother, born on 25/06/1988, more or less a year before the twins.

- since he was a child he has always given very clear signs of his love for gore-y and creepy stuff in the drawings he brought to his parents from kindergarten, something which the aforementioned initially worried about but later accepted, albeit with some  difficulty.

- in high school he attended the liceo artistico and he definitely chose it because he wanted to develop this creative flair for drawing, that and because the Green Stuff that used to be spread at his school was the best in the neighborhood- i mean what?

- after gradutation he started attending the Academy of Fine Arts in Rome but at one point he stopped because he found a job almost immediately in a very… particular field and he seized the chance: basically he’s a cameraman for erotica movies, and every now and then he takes part in the scenes himself and if at the beginning he both studied and worked to round up his expenses, after a while he quit his studies to devote himself full time to filming.

- once his parents found out about his job, since Romeo continued to lie saying that he was studying when in reality it wasn’t true, they literally kicked him out of the house and at first begged for hospitality among the houses of his actor friends and the studio where movies were usually filmed, then Remo invited him to Bologna with the promise of a low-priced apartment and showing him the announcement of a film production agency, of the type “he likes so much” looking for a cameraman, and so then he moves up to North Italy.

- as far as his personality goes, Romeo “Er Mejo Der Colosseo” [1] Stella, as he calls himself, is A Mess™: inconsistent like few, he overshares about his life and sometimes his work a lot, to the point of often making uncomfortable  both the Italian Sides and Dolce&Remì’s customers.

- as far as his sexuality is concerned, inconsistency here too reigns supreme because he constantly changes labels and an example of his conversations on the subject is: “I’m bisexual” “I’m pansexual” “No, no, in the end I am straight” “Yes, but that guy has a divine ass” “Okay, I’m gay” “Okay but THOSE BOOBS”, so you can understand what a mess this human being is.

- he wants to be considered triplets with Romolo and Remo at all costs, but each time they introduce themselves to someone new, the conversation between the three of them goes something like this: Romeo: “eh, sì, siamo gemelli” Romolo: “ma n'è ‘n cazzo vero” Remo: “ma che cazzo stai a di’?”[2]; plus the twins don’t speak much or almost never about him because they’re a bit embarrassed about his job.

- if you think that the Stella twins together are chaotic, you have never had the opportunity to experience the Stella brothers: Romeo: “A’ Burino” Remo: “A’ Cazzaro” Romolo: “A’ NFAMI VE PARCHEGGIO NA MANO 'N FACCIA”[3]; the first time that the Main Four witnessed a scene like this, Virgilio was half creeped out and half turned on and Luca was comforting a rather upset Patrizio from all the bad words flying around.

- for the reason described above films and TV series’ marathons with all the Sides are organized in rare, very rare occasions, because while Romeo would only like gore/splatter horrors and most documentaries on True Crime, the others, except Giuda, are like: “EW NO”

- Romeo: “VE GUARDATE I FILM DA FICHETTINE, IO VOJO VEDE GLI HORROR. ME SERVE ER SANGUE NO 'E CANZONI DAA BELLA E LABBESTIA” Luca: “Ma volevamo fare la maratona della Marvel” Romeo: “Notteprego 'amo girato a parodia porno e nun posso più guardà Thor coji stessi occhi”[4]

- he’s besties with Giuda and they bonded almost immediately and if the Venetian is not at Dolce&Remì or with Emilio, he’s certainly at home playing videogames on Playstation with Romeo. This is because a while back, at the very beginning of the internet, Virgilio, Romeo and Giuda were invited to a random group on Skype to make friends and while in the beginning they were all very close-knit, over the years Romeo and Giuda had become a bit much for Virgilio and slowly, taking advantage of his transfer to Bologna, he moved away from them, while Giuda and Romeo simply lost sight of each other after a while, limiting themselves to the usual Christmas/birthday wishes; Virgilio low key can’t bear the two of them too much because he’s anxious that they could bad-mouth him on the things that he said and did in his past, but they also have the same fear of him as well, therefore they keep quiet

- him, Giuda and Tommaso are fans of “La Mamma di Crystal” ((“Crystal’s Mom”)), a Saint Seya’s parody, and since the first time they all discovered that the other two follow it too, all three of them don’t have a conversation without quoting it in at least one sentence

[1]: “The Best of the Coliseum”: it comes from the italian version of Thomas O'Malley, the stray Irish cat from the Aristocats, that in Italy was characterized as a Roman cat [2]: Romeo: “heh, yes, we’re twins” Romolo: “but that’s not fucking true” Remo: “what the fuck are you saying?” [3]: Romeo:“You’re a hick!” Remo: “You’re a jackass!” Romolo: “You fools, I’m gonna park a hand on your face!" (as in, slap) [4]:  Romeo: "You always watch movies for pussies, I want to see the horror ones. I need blood, not Beauty and the Beast songs.” Luca: “Actually, we wanted to do a Marvel marathon-” Romeo: “No, please, we shot a porn parody of some of the movies and I can’t watch Thor with the same eyes again.”

so che arrivo in ritardo rispetto all'apparizione di Remus ma shhh, l'importante è pubblicare, ahahah 😂 per questo post dovrete ringraziare sia @misslilidelaney, che ha praticamente la fonte di metà o più delle headcanon che state leggendo, e @watcher-from-the-heights per essere l* mi* beta

oggi appunto introdurrò la versione italiana di Remus quindi buona lettura a tutti! ah, sì, prima di cominciare tw: menzione di marijuana

Romeo Stella

- fratello maggiore di Romolo e Remo, nato il 25/06/1988, più o meno un anno prima dei gemelli.

- fin da piccolo ha dato segni ben evidenti del suo amore per il macabro e il gore nei disegni che portava ai genitori dall'asilo, cosa di cui i suddetti all'inizio si preoccupavano ma che poi col passare del tempo hanno accettato, pur con qualche difficoltà.

- alle superiori ha fatto il liceo artistico e l'ha sicuramente scelto perché voleva sviluppare questo estro creativo verso il disegno questo e perché la roba che girava a scuola era la migliore del circondario i mean what?

- ha cominciato l'Accademia delle Belle Arti a Roma ma a un certo punto ha smesso perché ha trovato lavoro quasi subito in un ambito molto... particolare e ha colto la palla al balzo: praticamente è un cameraman per film osé, per cui ogni tanto partecipa egli stesso alle scene e se all'inizio studiava e lavorava per arrotondare, poi ha mollato gli studi per dedicarsi full time alle riprese.

- una volta che i genitori hanno scoperto il suo lavoro, visto che Romeo continuava a mentire dicendo che stava studiando quando in realtà non era vero, lo hanno letteralmente cacciato di casa e se all'inizio elemosinava ospitalità tra le case dei suoi amici attori e lo studio dove riprendevano di solito i film, poi Remo lo ha invitato a Bologna con la promessa di un appartamento a basso prezzo e proponendogli l'annuncio di un'agenzia di produzione di film "che ti piacciono tanto" che cerca un cameraman e quindi si trasferisce su al Nord.

- per quanto riguarda la personalità, Romeo "Er Mejo Der Colosseo" Stella, come si soprannomina lui stesso, is A Mess™: incoerente come pochi, straparla della sua vita e talvolta del suo lavoro fin troppo, a tal punto da mettere spesso a disagio sia i coinquilini LAMP(A) sia i clienti del Dolce&Remì.

- per quanto riguarda la sua sessualità, l'incoerenza anche qua fa da padrona perché cambia labels continuamente e un esempio delle sue conversazioni in materia è: "sono bi" "sono pan" "no no alla fine sono etero" "si ma quel tizio ha un culo divino" "okay I am gay" "okay but THOSE BOOBS", quindi capite bene che casino che è quest'essere umano.

- vorrebbe essere considerato a tutti i costi un gemello, ma ogni volta la conversazione tra i tre quando si presentano a qualcuno di nuovo va più o meno così: Romeo: "eh, sì, siamo gemelli" Romolo: "ma n'è 'n cazzo vero" Remo: "ma che cazzo stai a di'?"; plus i gemelli non parlano poco o mai di lui perché si vergognano del suo lavoro

- se pensate che i gemelli Stella insieme siano caotici, non avete mai avuto modo di fare esperienza di assistere ai fratelli Stella: Romeo: "A' Burino" Remo: "A' Cazzaro" Romolo: "A' NFAMI VE PARCHEGGIO NA MANO 'N FACCIA"; la prima volta che i coinquilini LAMP(A) hanno assistito alla scena, Virgilio era mezzo inquietato e mezzo turned on e Luca stava consolando un Patrizio piuttosto sconvolto da tutte le parolacce che volavano in giro.

- per questo motivo descritto sopra le maratone di film e di serie tv con tutti sono organizzate in rari, rarissimi casi, perché mentre Romeo vorrebbe solo horror gore/splatter e al massimo massimo documentari sul True Crime, gli altri a parte Giuda sono tipo: "EW NO"

- Romeo: "VE GUARDATE I FILM DA FICHETTINE IO VOJO VEDE GLI HORROR. ME SERVE ER SANGUE NO 'E CANZONI DAA BELLA E LABBESTIA" Luca: "Ma volevamo fare la maratona della Marvel" Romeo: "Notteprego 'amo girato a parodia porno e nun posso più guardà Thor coji stessi occhi"

- è migliore amicissimo con Giuda e hanno legato praticamente subito e se il veneziano non è al Dolce&Remì o con Emilio, è sicuramente a casa a giocare alla Play con Romeo. questo perché ancora un sacco di tempo fa, agli inizi di internet, Virgilio, Romeo e Giuda avevano formato un gruppo su Skype un po' a random per fare amicizia e mentre agli inizi erano tutti e tre molto affiatati, col passare degli anni Romeo e Giuda sono diventati "troppo bad boys" per Virgilio e pian piano, approfittando del trasferimento a Bologna, si è allontanato, mentre Giuda e Romeo semplicemente dopo un po' di sono persi di vista, limitandosi ai soliti auguri di natale/compleanno; Virgilio low key non li regge perché ha l'ansia che lo sputtanino sulle cose che ha detto e fatto nel suo passato, ma anche loro hanno lo stesso timore quindi se ne stanno buoni

- Romeo, Giuda e Tommaso sono fan de "La Mamma di Crystal", una parodia dei Cavalieri dello Zodiaco, e dalla prima volta che hanno scoperto che lo seguono, tutti e tre non hanno una conversazione senza citarne almeno una frase

[likeabulletyoucanhurtme]

The 100 (questions that is....not band or TV show)

1. If you were on a 2 hour road trip and could only listen to one song on repeat until the trip was over what song would it be? idk it would depend. Could be Neck Deep - In Bloom but also if you go with Dream Theater - A Change Of Seasons thats only like 4 plays :) 2. If heaven or hell didn’t exist and wasn’t a reward would you still make an effort in being a good person? Atheists believe in good. 3. What’s your poison? Vices etc. JD 4. What’s your favorite thing about your hometown? the football team lol.

5. Are you a better friend to your friends than they are to you? It's a mutual thing that we don't really talk lol. I'm a horrible friend to most people but one did say I was angel, which was a compliment cause she’s religious even though I’m not

6. Have you ever ran a red light? I can't drive, but I ignore traffic signs when walking. They're more of a suggestion than a rule especially in Glasgow.

7. Who is the most influential person in your life? I influence myself; fuck all y'all.

8. Give me a hot take. What’s the unpopular opinion you stand by? Love Island is pish

9. What would the ten year old you think about you now? 10yr old me wanted to be an astronaught so idk lol probably disappointed

10. What’s your favorite city to visit/live in? Town lol I don't do visits

11. Tell me the story of your first kiss. She asked me out and I was kinda dithering but then just as she was walking away I shouted yes at her like a fucking lunatic and she turned around like "....oh." Then we snogged :P

12. What was your yearbook quote (if you didn’t have one what would it be)? The romans didnt invent a great civilisations by having meetings. They did it by killing all those who opposed them.

13. What’s a non-sexual turn on for you? Millie's Cookies <33333

14. Who’s your favorite non-animated movie character? The wee old dear from Last Train To Busan <3

15. You fall into $10K and you have to spend it on yourself and not bills, what do you buy? Gig tickets, alcohol and stuff off my list

16. Have you picked names for your children yet? one

17. Do you have any talents? I'm very good at singing badly

18. Which would you prefer: Netflix and Chill or iTunes and Chill? Netflix or iTunes themselves. I ain't got no chill. And no-ones interrupting me if I'm listening to music/watching something

19. Fill in the blank: I want to ____ your _____. _hug_, _soul_

20. Is once a cheater always a cheater true? idk people can change but I'd say the relationship is forever ruined. Someone that cheated on me might not cheat again, but I wouldn't trust them anymore.

21. In one word, What was the reason your last relationship failed? complacency

22. What’s something therapeutic you do when you’re stressed? listen to music

23. What was your favorite non-Pixar Disney Film? Big Hero 6

24.  Ruin a first date in 5 words or less. "I like country music" :P

25. Drums or Flats? I thought this was about music or highheels but google says its about chicken. And I prefer boneless!

26. Do you remember your last dream? What about? No idea, I don't remember them much I'm just greatful for whatever sleep I can get.

27. Do you want your kids to go to church, synagogue, temple, mosque? why? Never! I don't want to fill their heads with nonsense and a life of trying to conform to outdated arbitrary rules just so they have a good afterlife.

28. If Gerard Butler, Russell Crowe, and Liam Neeson get into a bar brawl who wins? The press?

29. Looking back would you have lost your virginity sooner than you did or later? Sooner. The lateness was not for lack of trying

30. Do you have a favorite book? Not really but it used to be either Reaper Man or The Hitch-hikers Guide To The Galaxy

31. Fuck Marry Kill? Do I get to pick my own??????? Fuck - "Main Course" Marry - hahahaha no Kill - your hopes and dreams

32. Is college worth it? Why? Yes because its good to know things and worth it to get a better job so you're not working beside me :)

33. Favorite Cartoon growing up. idk I can't really remember what I watched.

34. What’s your favorite social media besides tumblr? I'm on Facebook more but that's just to play games mostly

35. Does your first crush still look good? I don't talk to her anymore but her pictures aren't too bad

36. Do you think starting a gofundme is begging or helpful? Depends on the reason, like I've seen one just for a sesh which is fucking stupid, but like Americans do them for medical bills or some legit reasons.

37. Sesame Street or Barney? Sesame Street! Cookie Monster<3

38. What you’re favorite R&B Album of all time? I hate them all.

39. What movie(s) do you know all the lines to by heart? I can quote bits of films but probably not the whole film

40. Would you date someone you met on here? idk like I prefer this as a more anonymous space to share things and rant about people who actually know me. If I'm doing this right no-one I meet on here should figure out who I am :) But yes I'd date y'all cause you're all wonderful peoples

41. Would you rather be too hot or too cold? Too cold, it's Scotland you know?

42. Would you date yourself? I dont think I could put up with my own shit. And if it was like really my personality in a female form we'd be far too fucking shy to speak to each other.

43. Apple or Android? Android, Apple is a cult

44. What is the first song that you can remember learning the lyrics to? Daydream Believer for my aunties wedding

45. What are 3 of your favorite Michael Jackson songs? I genuinely do not like any of them but Alien Ant Farm covered Smooth Criminal if that counts?

46. Fill in the blanks: it’s not cheating if ___ ____ ____. you haven't actually kissed or slept with the other person and you're only sharing inappropriate messages on facebook and they've already said they're not a homewrecker... sorry, too specific?

47. Could you put your dreams on hold to support your bf/gf pursuing theirs? my dreams have been crushed so it would depend on what theirs were

48. What’s is the title to your autobiography? The Life And Times Of A Fucknut

49. Is there someone you’re trying not to call or text right now? YES! SO MUCH. I want to message her all the time but she hasn't messaged me and i dont want to appear desperate even though I am so I'm not gonna message first although I check every 5mins if shes messaged me

50. What is your favorite emoji or emoji combination? :P or ;)

51. Do you have any deal breakers in relationships? cheating lol.

52. Are you Tre or Doughboy? I had no idea so I googled it and Wikipedia says "Tre is highly intelligent but has a volatile temper and lacks respect" which is so me :) Idk who doughboy is lol

53. Favorite movie? Don't really have one tbh. I have too many I want to watch to bother re-watching something i've seen.

54. How long do you talk to someone before you expect a relationship? when you talk to someone its the start of a relationship in the loosest sense of the word because friendship is still the relationship between two people

55. Ruin a first date in 5 words or less. repeat questions would ruin a date cause it proves you're not listening

56. How old are you and how old do you feel? I'm 29 but I feel the same as i always have

57. Tag your favorite tumblr blog. @evilsupplyco

58. Your house is burning down and your family is safe what is the one material item you’d grab? my phone'd already be in my pocket so laptop?

59. How long until you introduce your bf/gf to your family? theyve met

60. Fill in the blank: All you need in this life of sin is you and your ____. Nope. All you need in this life of sin is you. No and your anything

61. Kobe, Jordan, or Lebron? neither

62. What is your favorite Drake lyric? I hate everything he has ever said

63. Where did you meet the last person you fell in love with? I don't fall in love, I believe I only fall in lust/infatuation/obsession.

64. Do you know your love language? I joined a shitty website to find the answer. Apparently it's physical touch and then words of affirmation.

65. Take a Myers Briggs Personality Test: what are your results? No. I fail at these. The questions are never things that i would do so i feel like im unintentionally lying and it never sounds like me

66. How do you feel about Quentin Taurentino films? Violence and blood what could be better?

67. Fill in the blank: Get you someone who will ______. _worship you as the amazing and beautiful bad ass bitch that you are <-- actual drunken advice from me

68. What’s your favorite movie soundtrack? Spiderman 2 i actually had the album

69. What’s your favorite fragrance on the opposite sex? i dont care what they smell like as long as its not fags

70. Is there any magazine, blog, or publication you read weekly? Nope

71. Will you abstain from sex or go to marriage counseling? Why are these my only options? But I'm not going to counselling, if they have issues then they should just tell me :)

72. There’s two kinds of people in the world: Those who pour ketchup on their fries, and the ones who put it on the side to dip. Which one are you? The one who doesn't order ketchup at all.

73. Rough sex or slow sex? Both. Either. Any lol

73. Have you ever slept with a stranger? Nope. Not that I have anything against it I've just never had the opportunity

74. What’s your dream music collaboration? Produced by who (Dead or Alive)? idk but probably produced by rick rubin cause that guy does eeeeeverything lol

75.  What song will you probably conceive your kids to? Music would just be a distraction

76. Do you have a scripture or quote you live by? Nope

77. Finish this sentence: If men had birth control _____. itd be free

78. How long should sex last? As long as both partners need

79. What music do you listen to when you de-stress? Just whatevers next on the playlist

80. How soon should you text someone after getting their number? The next time you want to tell them something but they arent there beside you?

81. How do you feel about the 80/20 rule? Living in lol but its more like erm 20/80?

82. Is sex a determinate in a relationship? Yeah. Why would you get with someone if you're not at least somewhat attracted to them?

83. Is it wrong to move in with someone or “shack up” before marriage? Nope

81. Send me a never have I ever. Never have I ever enjoyed beer

82. What is your favorite video game of all time? Spyro The Dragon

83. Who is your favorite book/movie character? "SQUEAK" said the Death Of Rats

84. Can you define love as best as you can? Nope

85. Does size matter? I hope not, women like taller guys lol.

86. What is your favorite thing about the person you like? Physically? Personality? idk

87. Five Year plan? Go! Don't get fired, save money, get an actual house, buy stuff off my list?

88. If someone wanted to really understand you, what would they read, watch, and listen to? idk i dont understand me so why you asking me?

89. Do you think of yourself as a human being or a human doing? Do you identify yourself by the things you do? I don't tend to think of myself at all really... and why would I identify myself?

90. What does emotionally available mean to you? Someone who is not emotionally closed off?

91. Could you go into business with your ex? Hahahahahahahah no

92. What is the last song you sang aloud? I'd Rather Drown ineverletpeopleinandihaveyoutoremindmewhy

93. If someone liked you right now, would you want them to tell you? They do. They told me. It sucks cause it changes nothing except igniting that small bit of hope id given up on...

94. How do you prefer to obtain your music Streaming, Downloads, or Physical? Physical albums for artists I like, even though it just goes straight into the laptop anyway i still like having albums

95. Name an artist you like that your friends probably don’t listen to. What friends? But erm Archangels Revenge. I doubt the ex members listen to them as much as I do lol

96. Tag someone that’s probably her baby father. this makes no sense?

97. Post a selfie you really like. nope

98. Do you watch anime? What is your favorite? Death Note or The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya so far, but ive got a lot on my list

99. What’s the zodiac sign of the last person you dated? Aquarius

100. Do you know Jesus as your personal Lord and Savior? I know that he is not either.