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Everyone look at my cat

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Day 53

She sleeps like she works two 9-5 jobs daily, has 10 kids, is a single mom, and get 2 hours of rest a month

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Thankful for being a warrior cat girl as a middle schooler.

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Welcome breeding season! Cricket is celebrating my flashing and licking his balls and biting my fingers and hands

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she is looking. At you

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Photoshopped my one eyed cat to have two eyes. Her name is Bug and she bites

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Nakajima has enlisted to fight the nazis at sea

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My perfect thick idiot son, Calvin, who has never done anything wrong in his entire life except today when I let him climb my young redbud tree and he went to the highest branch and wedged himself in the crook of it and wouldn't budge and he's so big I was afraid that he might break the branch so I had to get a stepladder and get him down while the neighborhood jays that come by for peanuts whenever they see me in the yard freaked out and sat screaming on the fence to warn me that there's a snake very near me because I'm obviously too stupid to see it and clearly in mortal peril.

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If you need something cheerful, here’s a picture of Diogenes in his snake plant. 🤗💚🐍

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everyone shut the fuck up and look at this snake named barcode

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What Emotion do you create from?

Love

You create from love. It is an overflowing love that seeps out of your heart and into all you create. You couldn't possibly contain it inside yourself, and so you dedicate yourself to depicting it through everything you make. Your art is a celebration of what you cherish most, a loving tribute to everything that captivates you. There are things too wonderful to be appreciated in silence, and so you sing of your love time and time again. You are determined not to let your vast love go unnoticed or forgotten. That's why your work is a declaration of affection, an expression of fondness for everything that makes your life worth living.

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queens of angy side eye Eryx colubrinus

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Baby girl enjoying her new substrate! Oblivious to her dinner

Unbothered

In her element

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my gender is bad porn parodies of horror movies

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Us when we’re silly fucking lizards 😛

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in the back of my Dracula