#I am not surprised by this outcome
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Jokes about Biden now being legally allowed to drone strike Donald Trump are funny, but obviously such a blatant act of assassination would inspire retaliatory political violence and further destabilize the country. He should have Trump killed in secret, and make it look like an accident. That’s what the CIA is for!
#I am not surprised by this outcome#but I’m pretty angry about it#they left themselves plenty of room to try to retcon the ruling#if a democratic president tries to exploit it
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happy TWO YEAR anniversary to everyone who attended the destiel wedding!
and happy valentines day to the rest of you guys <3 click the image for a surprise!
if you’ve ever seen that one post (i’ll link it in the replies) about the parallels between the rodeo scene in 12x11 and the movie “urban cowboy” and it entirely broke your brain, then this post is for you. and also i’m kissing you on the mouth
[ID. Digital art of Dean Winchester done in black and white. He’s is laid back on top of an electric bull. One hand rests on his hip while the other hovers in mid-air, fingers slightly curled, and he seems to be looking at it. When clicked, the transparency shows Castiel standing behind him. Castiel is holding Dean’s hand to his lips, while his other hand supports the back of Dean’s head. Castiel has a visible halo and wings that he has curled protectively around Dean. End ID.]
#destiel wedding anniversary#destiel#destiel fanart#spn#spn fanart#dean winchester#castiel#ficta et picta#a personal blogging experience#PLEASE NOTE THAT THE SURPRISE ONLY WORKS IN LIGHT MODE#if you clicked the picture and nothing changed then you're using the app/website in sth other than light mode and thatll just not work sry#anyway shoutout to tumblr users nottherealdean and sagegarnish ill hopefully remember to add their post in the replies in a minute#but thanks to them i have not and WILL never be normal about that scene.#nearly TWO YEARS this concept has been swimming in my head and now FINALLY i had the skills and idea to fully COMMIT#also im ngl this is one of those pieces that i only meant to quickly sketch out and then work on later#and instead it turned into a one-time five-hour sorta hyperfocus tunnel job#and i was so IMMEDIATELY pleased with the outcome and i still am. this has absolutely become one of my favourite destiel fanart pieces#that ive ever made. <3 these idiots are ruining my life and its chronic
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no one is asking and yet i am sharing. such is the way
#also this isn’t totally unrealistic but it feels wrong#i usually akip wildflower and barley? it’s not my most favorite#i’m surprised it’s not like. nobodies soldier or jackie and wilson or francesca#or even from eden#also i had a strong sabrina phase when i started liking her after i saw clips of her concerts#and i knew it would influence the outcome#but i feel like i haven’t listened to trixie or vsq a lot?#it’s all very inch resting indeed#but the algorithm has spoken. so#who am i to argue#spotify#spotify wrapped#spotify wrapped 2024
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oh no is america gonna have an evil president again? must be a day that ends in y!
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yeah okay i’m actually unbelievably angry about retconning out whole seasons. so funny how many people are celebrating it as if it isn’t an incredibly egotistical and supremely lazy writing move that’s a slap in the face to anyone who’s cared about the show in the past seven years
#restoration spoilers#like there are literally ways you could have essentially the same outcome that actually respects previous canon#burnie has literally never been capable of respecting pre existing canon tho so why are we surprised#i’m so glad that people who haven’t even been a fan of the show for seven years are happy about it tho. real happy for you all.#like. the welcome home cheater thing is 100% a joke i don’t care that people left the fandom. i actually honestly prefer the fandom to be#small and dead. thank you for leaving now i get to play with my dolls in peace#but to be like. yeah i put no energy into this thing but now i’m happy that it’s gone. whatever new contingent of rvb fans for me to hate#just like. imagine if i championed retconning out season 13 because i didn’t like it. fucking. hello.#i really could not care less about what this season is going to have to say about rvb canon#i am going to continue to consider the old timeline canon and this to be burnies weird self insert fanfiction#until further notice
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Magenta.
#fuck the supreme court#they ruled cities can enforce bans on homeless people sleeping outdoors in West Coast areas where shelter space is lacking#one of the cities closest to me was involved on the case#from personal experience the cops and locals there are heartless#and said people absolutely refuse to invest money into much needed shelters and programs#the only options people have are this church where if you don't do free labor and convert they kick you to the curb#or the small flimsy shelter that can barely house 20 people#i get it that people are coming to a head with the homeless crisis but this ruling is just going to make the problem worsd#by making it so people get more comfortable treating human beings on the street like animals#the city's rules effectively punish homeless people by restricting camping on public spaces and issuing penalties for violations of the rule#it keeps people trapped in a perpetual cycle cause if they cant pay the citation fees it goes on their records and then they can't get work#and you need an address for most jobs etc etc etc#I'm not surprised this is the outcome but i am extremely disappointed#especially when more than half the assholes that live in said city are 1 to 2 paychecks away from being homeless and most are elderly#or disabled in some way#im sorry for the tangent guys#but having been homeless within the last few years through external factors i couldn't control#this has me pissed on behalf of others going through it#magenta#magenta is my vent word
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Sometimes you're hit with the sudden idea for a "quick fairy-tale retelling" at work and open a new Google Doc to start writing it, and then two months later you're done and it turns out you wrote a 22k horny romance novella with praise kink and dom/sub undertones, OF COURSE.
So, uuuuuh, now I gotta figure out what to do with this 😂
#i am a parody of myself#writing#no one was surprised by this outcome#not even me#22k is a novella#for the record#I accidentally a damn novella
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If Apartment Manager-san has a million fans, then I am one of them. If Apartment Manager-san has ten fans, then I am one of them. If Apartment Manager-san has only one fan then that is me. If Apartment Manager-san has no fans, then that means I am no longer on earth. If the world is against Apartment Manager-san, then I am against the world.
#ever rants#listen–#i just felt very strongly about apartment manager not getting any votes in the poll and i mean i get it#idek when it appeared or the fact that it existed until i was browsing his sprites#plus it was up against a very strong contender#cough phantom cough die by the sword cOUGH#but still was pleasantly surprised by the outcome#iTS A GOOD FIT#and with that a new tag is born#apartment manager-san#art of him soon maybe#the vision is there but the will is not#out of context this must be confusing#people who dont know a3 will be like ???#honestly it’s embarassing how much significance i’m putting on a side character in a play WITH ONLY /ONE/ LINE#AND ITS JUST A GREETING#YKNOW HE PUT HIS ENTIRE HEART AND SOUL IN THAT ROLL ALONG WITH WORRIED PASSRRBY#ROLE**#i should head to bed ancjskf wth am i doing
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u can tell a lot abt a person by finding out their headcanons of kuroo n daishou's relationships in middle school, high school, n college
#do they start out liking each other? immediate rivalry? are they childhood exes? or is the turmoil over the fact thay they never dated?#are they childhood best friends? when did they meet? when did they start hating each other? when do they start liking each other?#and the most important question: why did they start hating each other? is it even hate?#if its not hate what is it?#*slaps kuroshou* u can fit so much history in this bad boy.#i am glad that it seems to be a concensus that kuroo and daishou end up at the same uni and play on the samevball team#its just. a really funny outcome#surprised i have not blabbed every single version of kuroshou ive ever thought of in my head onto this blog#ive pondered ALL possibilities. btw... if u even care#thats a joke#but ive come damn close#i post this because theres a possibility i will dump kuroshou art onto this blog#no context of MY own timeline of their history#mostly bc idk if it makes sense to anybody else but me#but i feel like. i get to post some kuroshou. eventually. soon maybe#imagine being kuroo and the first vball player ur age u meet since moving away from ur hometown is. daishou suguru.#what could be funnier
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me: oh man how could i fall for my own ocs??? i literally made them wtf
also me constructing the sexiest men alive: :]
(its jupe and monty what have i done oh god)
#i made a mutant version of elijah#and i think itd be cute to pair him with monty#plus its a good combo#grumpy old man x hyper slut? you love to see it#no seriously#i am pleased about this#nothing is better than when i can like#craft my OWN babygirls#its so powerful#dont even get me started on jupe#ITS A BAD HABIT I WILL JUST#take my favorite traits and combine them#and then im SURPRISED when im in love with the outcome like. helloo
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WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN???
WHY WASN'T I AWARE OF THIS?!?!
congrats jdj on beating the pairing that invented slash fiction in the 2023 yaoi-off on tumblr dot com 🎉
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In the end time will move on as it always does.
#rambles#wasn't this the outcome we all expected? why is everyone so surprised?#it is what it is#mourn and move on with your life#tbh things like this is why i don't keep myself glued to politics and the news#i'm much happier a person not knowing everything that's going on#i know enough#but i'm not gonna sink myself into that mire#'but if you don't know how will you stand up to injustice and all the terrible things happening to people?'#look okay call me a terrible person but i'm just trying to survive living my own life#i am chronically mentally ill#as long as i try to do good for the people in my world that's good enough for me#'if you're not the solution you are part of the problem'#so be it#leave me alone
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#cant take ''this is worse than 2016'' sentiment seriously#like i know materially yes it is but in 2016 i truly thought hclinton would win and was surprised and devastated that she lost#now its like well we've been listening to kamala only say ''im not trump'' ''ill do all the right-wing crap'' ''im exactly like biden''#idk this outcome is just not surprising#how can this be the thing that ''breaks your humanity''#truly truly start looking for it outside of the american electoral system#like if 2016 was such a shock how do you then go ''but surely the 2024 election is where i should pin my hopes and dreams''#''surely that's a good idea''#idk. i am very . down . today but people i care about still live here and i can help them by showing up#and thats humanity. and thats not broken bc Orange Man Bad.#i am hoping we all make it out of this alive and that the other side will allow us to rest fully#but in the meantime you just have to help where you can and take it a day at a time
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hi! when can we expect the skeletons to drop?
Hey there ! At the moment the main won't be released until the end of next week at the earliest, with the skeletons queued to post as everyone familiarises themselves with the roleplay's content and lore — I had planned for a bit of time before official release with intermittent teasers as I was unsure how quickly Bane would garner interest.
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Everyone thinking Astarion would be the most romanced companion only to have him land in 4th or 5th place is the most hilarious outcome
Because Astarion himself would have walked up to those stats absolutely PREENING and being INSUFFERABLE, so certain he was #1 he wouldn't have thought for a MOMENT that he wouldn't be,
He'd have spent the whole morning pissing everyone off in the MOST obnoxious way, and then they all pile up against the poster pinned to the wall and he sees that he's not only NOT first, but he's WAY DOWN THE LIST
And him being just absolutely STUNNED the look on his face when then whole team just starts busting a gut
Wyll: thought you'd be used to bottoming- er, being on the bottom, eh Astarion?
Gale: oh how the mighty have fallen. Or never gotten up to begin with, as it seems.
Karlach: cheer up Soldier, I'd kiss that pointy mug of yours any day
Shadowheart, absolutely PREENING: I'm not surprised in the least. It's nice to see you in your proper place, Astarion. Like I am in mine.
Laezel: is this a battle prowess ranking they did it wrong I should be winning
Halsin: And so the Peacock finds its plumes plucked. Ease your heart, Astarion. Your feathers are still most entrancing to those of us who see you.
Astarion: I'm going to kill you all and burn. This. Poster.
#baldurs gate 3#bg3#astarion#astarion ancunin#astarion bg3#gale dekarios#gale of waterdeep#halsin#laezel bg3#karlach#shadowheart#wyll bg3
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