#I am not immune to the beard

[damnyoucully]

Ur so real for these tags @rillils

nomad steve 🖤

[theartingace]

They are very different characters but the similarities make me laugh enough.

props to the discord for egging me on- and pointing out that Martin and Arthur would absolutely get on like a house on fire! Too polite at wrong moments and great appreciators of poetry and tea, they deserve a nice cuppa and an chin-wag!

[sensei-wus-beard]

Lou doodle before bed

[vounoura]

↳ ʟᴀᴠᴇʀɴᴀ "ʀᴇᴅ" ᴍᴇʀᴄᴀʀ ♡ ʟᴜᴄᴀɴɪꜱ ᴅᴇʟʟᴀᴍᴏʀᴛᴇ — ʏᴏᴜ ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴛᴏ ᴡᴀʟᴋ ᴀ ʟɪᴛᴛʟᴇ ᴛᴏᴏ ᴄʟᴏꜱᴇ ᴛᴏ ᴛʜᴇ ᴇᴅɢᴇ.

[lifemod17]

currently fighting off the urge to kiss a pretty man with a beard, dark hair, and wears glasses. which. is like 90% of my type.

[du-hjarta-skulblaka]

Incredibly funny to me that Obscure Psych Horror Analysist YouTube fully stopped his 4 hour video on one single act of Inscription, halfway through to make a completely unpaid proffesional-ish ad for his local independent game store, as a thank you for letting him film some shots there

I just. I love the energy.

[thedogeveryonehates]

u know the voice actor for cromdo in bugsnax, rick zeiff, is kinda cute :3

this is very true! he also voices spike in the new tom and jerry stuff. he rocks the salt and pepper really well :3c

[knifebait]

thinking about dwalin again

[nulfaga]

all the loeb books are so effin expensive but i NEED plutarch's lives and suetonius' bio of the emperors bc it's just cover to cover "here's a strange and emotionally stunted man and here are 27 extremely salacious things he did. Ok here's another strange and emotionally stunted man. Keep up."

[buck2eddie]

also 70s nick miller

[skerplecat]

Some days you set and accomplish goals.

Some days you end up actively watching what you planned as mediocre background noise for art because Keanu Reeves looks pretty in it.

[vounoura]

I can’t believe I set out to romance a man specifically and yeah I’m insane abt him but Neve walked out the side room and I was immediately like HELLO. I cannot overstate the level to which I am abnormal about this woman. She really ‘guy looking at other girl meme’ed my ass. typical saint-ass behaviour

[lazer-screwdriver]

Very amusing the combination of me being more 👀 towards this evil sheriff than Robin Hood and the fact that he looks a good bit like Delgado!Master

[b0ytemper]

i am not immune to collective homotherium cub sentimentality but also isn’t it lovely that even though this little thing might have been alone when she died, she’s now being grieved and celebrated so passionately by thousands and thousands of people? just a little animal that only lived a few weeks. maybe her mother watched her disappear under the snow, but i’ve seen dozens of beautiful art pieces dedicated to her JUST TODAY. she’s a miracle for paleontology, biology, our understanding of evolution and the history of life on earth. papers published dedicated to describing her whiskers and her paws and her little beard. i wish there was a way to let her and her family feel how happy we are just to know she existed.

[sweetwolfcupcake]

Gods and Monsters

Yandere Neo x Reader

Random drabble series

Secret Garden

Part II

Heavily flawed and diverted concept as compared to the ORIGINAL STORYLINE, with shallow imagination and vague concepts I am too lazy to explain or expand upon.

Warning: None

Credit to the original owner of this GIF. Heavily unedited piece.

Drabble #3

While you savour the wine, your eyes casually glide around. Families, friends, couples, and one or two people sitting by themselves. That is when your eyes catch sight of the man two tables away. He has chin-length hair and a patchy but maintained beard. He is handsome and seems oddly familiar.

He smiles at the woman in front of him. Her shoulder-length hair matches the shade of her eyes, which are lost in his gaze. They are obviously in love, and you just know that there is no pretence or condition. 

But then you frown. You cannot precisely see what the future holds for them, but the way your heart sinks, you just know that their companionship will meet a tragic end. You feel the melancholy buried somewhere in the man. He is experiencing true happiness at the moment, but he has known pain. A lot of it.

“It’s not unfair.”

You are surprised to find Neo in front of you, seated in front of you. Dressed in black. This time, though, he has forgone the eyewear. You turn to the man again, realising why he seems familiar.

“Don’t tell me—”

“My remnants are in every matrix. They are imprinted on his cycle here.”

“You will look like him when you grow older.” You comment, shifting your attention back to your wine, filling his glass as well.

“Thank you.” He takes a sip.

“They love each other.”

“And they are doomed. Five years from now, she will die, and he will be pulled back to the same old pond he will fight so hard to come out of.”

“How is it not unfair then?”

“Choices. He will make the choice.”

“I doubt people here make much of a choice.”

“It is what it is. The Matrix remembers the deeds of anyone bound to it, listens to their thoughts, and reflects on what individuals emanate. He is not immune to the rules; no one here is.” He eyes you and leans against his chair. “What do you see?”

“Not much. It’s fragmented.” You turn away from the couple and look at him, wondering if.

“Try a bit harder; it will come to you. It will come when you understand your choices.”

“I don't think I ever had many of them.” Your voice turns clipped.

“I did what I had to. It’s us that matters, just us. It is all yours, (Y/N). Nothing matters more to me than you.”

“Hm, I know it very well now.” You take a sip of the wine, looking away.

“Good.”

Neo reaches out to your hand on the table.

“Whatever will happen is bound to happen. He has already made choices even before being in the situation he will be in. And he will have to own up to the consequences. The Balance is at times cruel, brutal, bizarre, and sometimes even funny. But never unfair. You should know this more than anyone else.”

“I know, " you nod contemplatively. "I created the Balance. I just do not yet understand the tally.”

“Does it really matter? People cling to this illusion here. He is just one of many. For now, at least, there is some hope for him.” He shrugs, looking over at the table.

The man whispers something into the woman’s ears, earning a honeyed laugh that aches your heart, knowing what is to come.

“I see bloodshed. Violence. Pain. A lot of pain.” You sigh, but you know that interfering will only disturb the fine balance.

“We are beyond this,(Y/N). You wanted to have some fun; here we are. Enjoy the food. There is nothing to be done or disturbed.”

You nod and shrug. He is right. Interference often creates complications and has consequences.

“I missed this.” You let out a faint sigh layered with fondness as he cuts the steak for you.

“Bon appétit.” He smiles, feeding you a piece.

****

[scleroticstatue]

For the character hotness rating, for the fun of it: the current Terrafell crew (by whatever names you'd like to call them).

Atticus:

Not My Type | Alright | Cute | Adorable | Pretty | Gorgeous | LORD MERCY.

Tall, lithe, and graceful. He's feminine enough to be considered "pretty," and he makes up for it with a sharp smirk and purring tone. Is he faking his deep voice? Yes. Is he using beauty magic to keep his hair shiny? Definitely yes. Does he have a tendency to "accidentally touch" people when he's instructing them? Absolutely. He's competent, capable, and funny when given the chance. He's not quite my type, but he's someone's and she is going to be a lucky woman.

Sock Police:

Not My Type | Alright | Cute | Adorable | Pretty | Gorgeous | LORD MERCY

He's big, he's broad, his biceps are the size of my head. He's got a little bit of a baby face that is going to turn into an amazing jawline and cheekbones in a couple of years, and his hair is ridiculously thick. He's constantly brooding, but that just might be his eyebrows and deep set eyes, which seem black but in the sunlight turn to spiced honey and his scars might as well be tattoos for him.

Furniture Man:

Not My Type | Alright | Cute | Adorable | Pretty | Gorgeous | LORD MERCY

He's tall, has cheekbones to cut glass, and the beard. Yes, he's a little thin and pale and his eyes might freak someone out, but he's also very mature and incredibly aware of the limits of his situation while also maintaining hope and actively trying to solve stuff, which is just attractive in and of itself.

The Doc:

Not My Type | Alright | Cute | Adorable | Pretty | Gorgeous | LORD MERCY

He's got a vibe. With the gray hair and the gray eyes and the glasses it's definitely a Look but he's also incredibly smart and empathetic and he's definitely a person to feel safe around. My introvert tuchus is mentally sitting in the same room as him without having to say a word.

Sir Dwarf:

Not My Type | Alright | Cute | Adorable | Pretty | Gorgeous | LORD MERCY

Okay, he's not my type because he's definitely got a dad bod and he's, well, a dwarf, but he's got the physical ability to bench press me with one hand while folding steel with his other and I am not immune to that. Plus, he's the height of chivalric respect and there's very little I could ask beyond that.

Nik:

Not My Type | Alright | Cute | Adorable | Pretty | Gorgeous | LORD MERCY

He's also not my type, but heaven knows that's not enough. Dark skin, dark eyes, the jaw, the confidence, the laid back attitude that tempers his bulging muscles, the smile. Weak for it.

A.T.:

Not My Type | Alright | Cute | Adorable | Pretty | Gorgeous | LORD MERCY

He has the body of a 35 year old and the soul of Distinguished Gentleman. He's wise, thoughtful, and a legit snack. His eyes can see into your soul and his aggressively generous nature hides a surprisingly cunning side that would make me bite my lip if I saw it in person (if it wasn't directed at me)

Minor characters:

E. From D.:

Not My Type | Alright | Cute | Adorable | Pretty | Gorgeous | LORD MERCY

He's definitely in the Distinguished Gentleman phase of life. He's rocking the gray hair, eye wrinkles, and his eyes are the sparkliest blue. I'm not there yet, but give me fifteen years and I will line up.

Emperor to Be:

Not My Type | Alright | Cute | Adorable | Pretty | Gorgeous | LORD MERCY

The curls. The lips. The nose. This man is a Greek statue in flesh. He's ambitious and aggressive and possessive, but he will take care of what is his and he is mine.

Haggard Mailman:

Not My Type | Alright | Cute | Adorable | Pretty | Gorgeous | LORD MERCY

Okay, in my defense, he just. Didn't get the time that put into his design that other characters did, and instead of being "video game gorgeous" he's just a background character. Someone probably thinks he's cute or handsome, but he's pretty generic.