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me and my bitches contacting David lynch in the afterlife to know what the fuck was the baby from eraserhead made out of

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Did they stop quartering people cuz they realized all it did was create four of the guy they were trying to kill

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boyfriend asked what i was doing, told him i was editing a picture, boyfriend asked "is it something like house stretched out with the words 'menstrual blood' on it or some shit?", boyfriend was wrong, boyfriend was also onto something this goes hard

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Things cats were right about all along:

Fuck staying hydrated by drinking enough water - eat! more! wet! food! (watermelon, cucumbers, SOUP!)

Feels great to be really high up in your house where you can see the whole place (loft bed loft bed loft bed loft bed!)

Express yourself as clearly as possible when people are touching you and you don't want them to.

Optional, but you can also express yourself clearly when your people are not touching you and you want them to.

Sometimes it's important to just go "hmm. actually, I don't care" and wander off.

You don't have to be the strongest or toughest to defend yourself, it's enough to just be difficult enough to not be worth the trouble.

Ghosts will eventually leave if you stare at them for long enough.

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have officially hit the emotional point where I do, in fact, need a cigarette.

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LEIGH WHANNELL in SAW (2004) — dir. James Wan

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I’M A JOKE / I AM THE BAD DAY

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sketches

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I was expecting anything but not Bard

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TWIN PEAKS dir. David Lynch

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SCREAM (1996) | DIR. WES CRAVEN

Movies don't create psychos, movies make psychos more creative!

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Taste of Cherry (1997) dir. Abbas Kiarostami

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"stop speaking like you're superior" do you know how much more agile your brain is when you're bisexual?

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TJ MIKELOGAN's HALLOWEEN 2024 EVENT

DAY 4: Classic horror (pre-2000s)

"There are certain rules that one must abide by… in order to successfully survive a horror movie. For instance, number one: You can never have sex. Big no-no! Big no-no! Sex equals death. Okay? Number two: You can never drink or do drugs. No, the sin factor. It's a sin. It's an extension of number one. And number three: Never, ever, ever… under any circumstances say, "l'll be right back," 'cause you won't be back." SCREAM (1996) dir. Wes Craven

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ROMEO + JULIET (1996) + IMDb Trivia