#I am not dead I prommy

[a-chess-lesson]

final exams are kicking me in the butt rn

BUT

I made literally the funniest thing in the world for you guys

BUT

I have to wait until tommorrow to post it SOBS LOUDLY........

[ragnarokhound]

thinking fondly of you<3 want to ditch the kids and go to a winery this weekend? (drink some red wine(supernova))

also thinking fondly about jaytim. specifically, about how oftentimes we think of them as a slow burn… but you know what might make them a fast burn (an explosion?)?

one of them gets kidnapped and everyone thinks they’re dead:( but then they’re alive

Always, love, I'm sure they'll be happy to spend some time with their favorite familial babysitters, I'll give them a call tonight🍷💥

And OUGH. Yes. SUCH a classic action hero hurt/comfort trope, I'm always here for mortal peril being the trigger that forces a couple to realize what they mean to each other and that they WANT to take that chance!!

I am reminded strongly of one of feyburner's comics that I love so much... in this comic they were hooking up beforehand and this is the scenario that like. Makes it emotionally REAL for Tim and i love that sooo much... but also OwO

thinking about The Scenario:

One of them is kidnapped. Due to inspo in part from feyburner's comic, I'm thinking Jason. But it's been so long/the method in which he was taken leads everyone to believe that Jason's dead. EVERYONE. Tim included. Thinking that he's dead hits Tim harder than expected. Why? It doesn't make sense. I didn't even like him that much, what the fuck.

But he goes after the bastards who did it twice as hard, ridden by this sharp grief he didn't know he would feel. He's on a warpath. He's chasing down leads, shaking down goons, snapping at everyone that it doesn't matter that Jason's already dead this is about justice this is about vengeance this is about preventing it from happening again-- and finally finds the Organization's big base. Their big HQ.

Methodically he goes about tearing it down, one-man guerrilla style. As he moves through the complex, KO'ing goons, sabotaging weapons and computers, hell he might even rig this place to blow--

He picks up chatter about moving the 'livestock' and 'dealing with the troublemaker' and figures there must be human prisoners here. Possibly trafficking victims. He's been raising all kinds of hell, and security is just now going on alert as they find the evidence of his entry--

--when over one of the radios on the goons he just took out, Tim hears a very familiar and very alive voice taunting the Organization that he's out. They should have killed Jason when they had the chance.

Tim immediately factors Jason and the victims into his plans, gets in contact with Jason over the radio (full mission mode, no time for feelings or explanations yet) to work together on bringing this place down.

So by the time things are cleared up-- bad guys busted, victims rescued, base blown to smithereens-- Tim has been wildly coming to grips with the fact that Jason is alive after all and the confusing rush of emotions that's inspired in him, but Jason still has no idea that everyone thought he was dead.

So when Tim finally sees Jason in person, missing half his gear and still wearing the clothes he was snatched in, dirty and bloody and asking what took him so long-- he's not exactly thinking clearly, okay? Kissing him was a purely adrenaline/relief fueled action.

"Woah," Jason breathes once Tim gives him the chance. "What was that for?" "Thought you were dead," Tim muffles against the skin of Jason's throat. His pulse beats hard against Tim's cheek, his lips, sternly refuting the allegations. "Oh," Jason says, bowled over and bewildered. He's still holding Tim with an arm around his waist, his other hand cupping the back of his head, big and steady. "Well. I'm not." Tim squeezes tighter, his fists trembling in the back of Jason's shirt. Jason is solid, and warm, and alive-- and Tim might be in love with him. "Yeah," he apologizes. "Sorry. Had to check." Tim's clearly stumped him. "Huh." Tim doesn't let go. But neither does Jason. Jason clears his throat. "You know, I don't have the best track record with being alive after all," he says in a rambling tone so casual it makes Tim's chest hitch. "You maybe wanna... check again?"

[fellow-fandom-fruitifier]

Fuck you *furries your Payneland*

(Sketch under cut!!!)

[meadow-moth]

I can't get his face right but. I mean. He.

Bonus cropped background (baby long legs + homoerotic ritual sacrifice) under cut

Idk I just think they're fun

I put like. Bare minimum effort into them but I like them (<- this is me pointing out that baby long legs faces look disfigured as fuck but that's okay because it's 8am and I've been drawing since like. 2. Insomnia.)

(I am allowed to make mistakes I am allowed to make mistakes I am allowed to make mistakes I am allowed to make mistakes I am allow- *gets dragged to hell*)

[unma]

ocean cyan

Damn just going for the gut punch huh. I mean, you're right, but damn.

Also why does everyone want to drown me today? This is where I'd say 'kinky~' or some variant, but am I really that drownable?

[whumpy-wyrms]

sorry for not being super active i’ve been busy slaying princesses :3

[orcelito]

Actually we r at 6 months now without any major deaths in my life, which is great! That's the longest I've gone without any major deaths since last May! The second longest was 4 months between July and November last year. Wow !

[moderndaymadscientist]

ooooooo you want to ask me questions about my new oc so baaaaadddd ooooooooo

[casanovasadmiral]

Happy Mermay. Content loading...

[tillman]

I love that every clip she has posted has featured the few times i fucked up round start. Guys I promise im OK at venom I just did bad at charging inputs today I promise

[widevibratobitch]

@anon asking about the wax cylinder recordings ill get back to you when i have some more time to make a proper post i prommy i will <3

[tony-andonuts]

Life talk

The past 2 months of unemployment have gone by so fast jesus christ

We came back to our new home 3isj hrs ago after doing home reno upstate butlike. Fucking wauughhh if i wanna have fun while unemployed i need to apply for EBT, file my tax return (that i couldve had a bigger return on if i didnt put the reciept for my work shoes in the sauna dressing room), and stop stop using alcohol and nicotine. The first two are super easy, but bc my assistance is needed to fix up our old home, I gotta make it so i cant get immendiately sent to rehab

[thedevotionaltour]

im not even a huge shipper of them i just see them in five trillion songs bc i always find the characters within music. also it's very easy for them. their soap opera romance allows for many songs on planet earth to be them. and karen's romance comic nature. destined for nothing but love that is her fate to embody it all the good and bad that love is for she is designed as a love interest. every song of heartache and love is about her for her entire identity is wrapped up within her love and hate for him..

[hershelchocolateart]

Oh yeah so that Bifrost Incident piece is still SOLIDLY the best thing I've posted in a while, both in terms of how proud I am of the piece and how well it did here

So I have also just realized that. I've been posting my Mechs sketchbook pages to Instagram but not? Here? They're way lower quality than the other stuff I post, so maybe I'll just do little Sketchbook Saturdays or something (yes this is because saturday/Sunday is the only time my queue wouldn't overlap, the alliteration was just a bonus)

I've definitely got enough to last until I can start making things digitally again, is that something yall would be interested in? My sketchbook IS where I put most of my Mechs stuff since I'm going to be too busy to draw for fun digitally until May 🥺

[14thdivison]

Update: Still here, and still really busy. Don't know much how i'll be able to post, but, i'll try.

This has just been my current mood, Future Foundation has me really busy so I haven't been active, like at all. Mostly just PR stuff, haven't stepped out of the HQ in a long time. Oh, and if anyone is wondering how things went with Mikan, it wasn't horrible, but at the same time it wasn't good.

[smokbeast]

Sorry im not dead I prommy. Im just so busy and working. But I am working on THINGS. Here are my attempts at the bad boys and an ink