#I am internally screaming

[tortured-demigods-department]

Chapters: 1/? Fandom: Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan, Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types, The Heroes of Olympus - Rick Riordan, The Trials of Apollo - Rick Riordan, Percy Jackson and the Olympians (TV 2023) Rating: Mature Warnings: Underage Relationships: Nico di Angelo/Percy Jackson, Nico di Angelo & Percy Jackson, Percy Jackson & Jason Grace & Piper McClean, Nico di Angelo & Will Solace Characters: Nico di Angelo, Percy Jackson, Annabeth Chase, Piper McLean, Will Solace, Jason Grace, Hazel Levesque, Sally Jackson (Percy Jackson), Estelle Blofis-Jackson Additional Tags: first of all WHY is estelle blofis-jackson not the official tag for her name??, i know that's pretty irrelevent to this fic in particular but STILL, anyway lets get into those tags, Nico di Angelo-centric, Gay Nico di Angelo, Nico di Angelo is a Little Shit, Nico di Angelo is a Mess, Traumatized Nico di Angelo, Nico di Angelo Has Issues, like let's just get that out of the way, PRE-meeting percy okay, Alternate Universe - Mortal, Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Percy Jackson is Whipped, Percy Jackson has Issues, let's also establish that those issues have nothing to do with nico, they are both very complex individuals okay, Complicated Relationships, Morally Grey Themes, please heed the warnings both in the tags and notes, author does not agree with OR approve of underage relationships in any way, (i will be going into more detail in the notes), Morally Ambiguous Character, Morally ambiguous plot, Implied/Referenced Underage Sex, Percy Jackson has Depression, ??? where is that tag excuse me, percy jackson is a good son, wHERE IS THE TAG FOR THAT EXCUSE ME, Mentioned Sally Jackson (Percy Jackson), so i realize i've built this up to be this super dark and morally questionable thing, however, there is a happy ending, Angst with a Happy Ending, teenage angst, Nico is Dramatic, nico is in love, like head over heels guys, Angst and Romance, Love at First Sight, Musician Percy Jackson, Implied/Referenced Child Abuse, Implied/Referenced Domestic Violence, Implied/Referenced Self-Harm, more on that later, and also more tags later probably Summary:

His name is Percy Jackson. Percy, short for Perseus—his mom’s favorite Greek myth. He plays the guitar in a band with three of his best friends, he has a dog named Mrs. O’Leary, and he goes home every Thursday night for dinner, no matter what. His favorite color is blue.

He is twenty years old.

(Nico tries not to linger on that fact. It’s not like it matters, anyway. There’s a thirteen year age gap between his dad and his stepmom, and they’ve been happily married since Nico was six. Besides, Nico could still be chasing after the guys at his old school, who all seemed to share a singular brain cell that encouraged being either homophobic or bi-curious whenever it suited them. He learned his lesson sufficiently the last time. He’s done with teenage boys.)

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or,

Nico manages to snag the hottest guy on the face of the earth—but there's a catch. There's no way Percy Jackson would look at him twice if he ever discovered how old he really is . . . Which is precisely why he's determined to make sure he doesn't find out.

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Because I’m hopeless, have YET ANOTHER FIC. i have literally TWO BILLION i need to finish and ZERO TIME, WTF AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE—

[mitamicah]

I think I have rediscovered this weekend why I hate travelling in trains - if you are just those few minutes late it cost 3 times as much for a new ticket and then you are not even sure there is not errors or delays that will bug you on the Journey- a bus may take longer and drive less frequently but at least the ticket is not the price of a concert ticket and there are way less delays happening 🙃

[peppermintquartz]

Bitches want a sword for Christmas.

I'm bitches, and I got Aizen Sousuke's sword for Christmas

[exsqueezememacaroni]

my brain all day, thinking about Mr. Bungle + Battles east coast tour :0 !!!!!!!

[krenenbaker]

He'll just relax against your chest and sigh in content while you brush his hair hehe

QUINN DO YOU KNOW WHAT YOU ARE DOING TO ME????

I am vibrating thinking about this!!!

hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh (*´◡`*) ♡♡

[flowercrowngods]

me: this is too elaborate and too detailed nobody cares about this please just get to the actual plot points you’re not james joyce

also me: if i don’t describe how he wakes up alone in every detail and get into his every thought before it’s time for the next plot point, people will be angry and i will die on the spot

[localfanbaselurker]

Help I just realized that a series of unfortunate events has thirteen books because thirteen is considered an unlucky number.

the Baudelaire’s are literally described as unlucky in the first book and throughout the whole series.

THERE ARE LITERALLY 13 CHAPTERS IN EACH BOOK

the whole point of the story was to say that “even when you try your hardest to prevail the people around you and your circumstances may be so terrible there’s nothing you can do to help better your situation”

AKA

sometimes you just have bad luck

And the theme of being unlucky is constantly being thrown around while you read (or watch) the series.

ITS. ALL. CONNECTED.

[wheredoesthegoodgo]

cannot believe my ridiculous and onesided crush on my colleague may not be as ridiculous and onesided as it should be

[nickelwick]

I just finished lmk season 4 and the only thing circulating in my brain rn “shit I need more content SHIT”

[just-slightly-chayotic]

More kitty Jeff to encourage op to draw

@eggwars this is for you <3

(i am absolutely losing my mind in public)

[kolak-magiia]

"One would think that for a literal dragon-person, the heat wouldn't bother me. And yet here we are..."

[oversizedclothesdemon]

Sure do love when tumblr crashes because of an ad making it violently lag out of nowhere yep sure love that mmmmm

[gh0stsandwitch]

I have a 275-question assignment to do, and I have about 100 questions left. It is due first thing tomorrow. So instead of devoting all of my attention to it, I am reverting to both my cult and MLP phase and watching all episodes of MLP with Starlight Glimmer in it. I think my brain stopped working years ago

[brain-is-a-toaster]

My good person pls you're too aesthetically attractive to not put a warning label on your posts /pos

My poor bi/ace heart cant take it lol

I think I look good in red ♥️

[chip-does-stuff]

One of my posts got reblogged by a tumblr I follow. I have notifications on for them, my own post is on my feed. This does not seem plausible.

[azurecake16]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

I am NOT ready for the next life series