#I am going to be so soggy ._.
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blenselche · 19 days ago
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you can't punch the bug in your brain so you'll have to settle with shooting through him as he attempts to well meaning-ly haunt your ass ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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spaceratprodigy · 7 months ago
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💕💭 Cybill and Iris 💭💕
@grimreapersbutt — *holds out the snuggly sleepy doodle like a cool rock* them.....
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lagomorphics · 8 days ago
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ouguhh it feels like im experiencing every debuff ever
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trans-xianxian · 27 days ago
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making hot coco and then we continue the ep on the porch. to enjoy the ambiance
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raeathnos · 2 months ago
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serendipitous-mage · 5 months ago
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why do fire alarm batteries
ONLY
ever need replacing when you are dead fucking asleep
did i enrage god? does she hate me now as i too hate this creation of ours? when will she replace MY batteries
#THEYRE ALWAYS CONVOLUTED AS SHIT TOO 'oh 1 beep this 3 beeps this its plugged into the wAll but also has batteries and you can press this#'button to make it stop beeping for a min but only MAYBE cos it might also just make it start shrieking or speaking in a very loud voice#how do you *get to* the batteries you ask? it would make perfect sense if you were awake but theyre only going to go off middle of sleeping#so!! who knows. this says you need to insert a pin for batteries but theres a label over it but the label has a handy little dot printed#where the tunnel for said pin is under so u can just push through the label ig. but where tf do i get a pin-#*remembers i have actual like pushpins. is unsure if thatll be long enough but all i can think of without further bothering either roommate#*they are not long enough*#*digs into closet trying to be quiet to get to my sewing box for a needle cos thats the Only thing i can think of that might work and#that i know definitely where it is* needle fits but fits....loosely-#*reexamines the beep machine* the pin. for some reason. is supposed to be inserted to LOCK the battery tray so it doesnt open#why you need to Lock a battery tray with a little stick on a device that is already going to be up on the ceiling or top of a wall idk#but in my soggy state i became jared 19 and could no longer read#anyway the reason i hadnt been able to just pull the tray out was because fool that i am i tried to just pull it..yknow....out? but#its a fuckin swivel out to the side thiing#AND WHEN I FINALLY GOT IT OPEN YALL. YALL. MOST RIDICULOUS SIZED FUCKING BATTERY THAT WE DO NOT HAVE. SO WE CANT REPLACE IT RN.#istg istG#THERES NO REASON THAT THESE THINGS CANT BE MORE UNIVERSALLY SIZED#BATTERIES WALL PLUGS PHONE AND LAPTOP CHARGERS AND PORTS#CONSISTENCY *ESPECIALLY* ESPECAILY ESPECIALLY FOR SHIT THAT IS IMPORTANT AND CAN BE LIFE SAVING LIKE THIS#WHY ARE THERE SO MANY STUPID DIFFERENCES FOR NO REASON oh good the devils lettuce has hit me praise be thank fuck#SMOKE DETECTOR<<<<thats what theyre called i rememebered ik it was smth different#anyways#just me#smoke detector#no muscle memory this ones not goin in queue jail for 2 months it is free
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damnprecious · 4 months ago
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one day I won't accidentally trigger a touch activated faucet and get soaked at work but it is not this day
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tamagotchikgs · 5 months ago
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i feel So awful n bad and off and ag,h,,hjj,
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paranormalglass · 9 months ago
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i have a fever oh
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aphomic · 1 year ago
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@inareiko replied ; he truly does look miserable...can i have ten of him please? 🙏
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caffeinatedopossum · 2 years ago
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I tried to eat my first meal of the day but it was all gross because I cooked it wrong and I kept burning myself and idk if I can eat it. It's kind of starting to feel really not worth it
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jrueships · 2 years ago
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oh to be a fly on the wall to this popular mean girl gossip
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zhongrin · 2 years ago
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to the person i will be giving a gift for the secret santa event: i've channeled all of my sick-and-in-pain™️ energy to write the most self-indulgent, fluffiest comfort fic to cope. i can only hope you don't find it cringe and would like it hsjdjskdjsk
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6qubed · 1 year ago
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so I finally stopped procrastinating and finished Dying Light 2, and I gotta say, whoever thought "hey, how could we make Virals worse without making them Volatiles? OH I KNOW let's make them soggy suicide bombers!"
well that's a hell of a way to improve on the formula, but I have a different suggestion for improving things, it's called "get in the woodchipper"
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lowestechelonabomination · 2 years ago
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need to start a collection of emotions expressed through bag metaphors. ie plastic bag drifting through the wind, wet paper bag, etc......
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walterdecourceys · 2 years ago
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goodnight
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