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post-grammatic-stress · 4 months ago

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If you've ever told a person who's had to be bedbound for a period of time that you wish you could "just stay in bed", DO IT.

Stay in bed. For days. But don't get up if someone needs you to, or you get bored, or you get antsy. Don't do anything other than rest. Just lie in your bed, whether you need to get stuff done around the house or socialize or anything else "productive". You'll have to cancel on people, you'll disappoint them, they won't understand.

And if you're thinking, "well, i CAN'T just be in bed. There's stuff that has to be done - I have plans", maybe ask yourself why you assumed a disabled person doesn't have plans or things to do or desires.

#Disability #Bedbound #Housebound #Actually disabled #Chronic illness #Long covid #Chronic fatigue #Inspired by my boss asking what I did over the weekend and I said I couldn't get out of bed and he said that sounds nice actually #I'm literally only able to work bc I am in bed at all times I'm not at work and it's still so hard and painful #I can't get my own groceries or cook my own meals or socialize or eat at restaurants or go to movies or take care of my own pets #If I didn't have a loving generous caring spouse I'd be dead by now

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zillychu · 2 months ago

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everyone sh. shutd up im cooking smthn

#genshin impact #venti #what am i cooking?? no idea #oh this isnt canon? dont care leave me alone #i remember thinking years ago how badass it would be to have to fight all the archons in reverse order once u get to celestia #like. not that they want to. but celestia or the heavenly principles control them not thru the gnosis but thru their thrones #dont. dont think about it too much i do NOT have enough brains to keep up with accurate lore details #i just want to see venti having lied about being the 'weakest' archon. that bitch has a fucking church theres no way. also gap moe is hhh #fitting to have your first major ally end up being a final-ish boss fight #zilly art

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spyglassrealms · 2 years ago

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had a fucking hilarious dream that tumblr replaced the "block" function with the far funnier "glock" function, which did the exact same thing except whenever anyone blocked you a random bullet hole, like a png of a bullet hole, would appear on your blog. discourse blogs were unreadable bc you'd go to the page and the sheer amount of bullet hole pngs stacked over the blogs obscured everything. I woke myself up laughing

#normally I don't chronicle my dreams here but fucking hell that one was funny #I think this would genuinely make tumblr better tbh #@ staff do this cowards #spy has thoughts #my life is a sitcom and i am my own laugh track #functional website #spy's smash hits #Glock function #edit for everyone in the notes saying 'everyone clapped'#I know I can't prove to you that it happened for real you're just gonna have to trust me on this #but I swear on my goddamn life I'm not making this up #I make so many conscious puns that sometimes my subconscious cooks up a real good one

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mielplante · 3 months ago

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#qinghua : chat am i cooked #svsss #luo binghe #shang qinghua #the scum villain's self saving system #fanart #illustration #mxtx

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xo8ball · 1 year ago

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i love everything about you that is weird. btw. if you even care.

#positivity beam GET LOVED IDIOT #what am i cooking #1k #<- holy fuckin bingle!#2k #3k #4k #5k #6k #WHAT. WHAT. HAVENT SEEN THIS IN A WEEK WHAT #7k #8k #9k #GIRLS HI #10k #11k

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roppiepop · 11 months ago

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Who’s coming to the cookout?

#bruce wayne #tim drake #damian wayne #cassandra cain #batman #red robin #dc robin #batgirl #dc comics #batfam #batfamily #roppie tries to draw #WE ARE GOING TO IGNORE that comic where bruce seems to be able to cook now #bcs this has been in my drafts for literal years lmao thats how slow i am w these #this comic is also known as ‘wordless communication: how well your family knows you’#dont think too much abt the particulars abt any aspect of this ok 😃👍#i had fun playing around w how i color thinngs i hope its not too messy!!#WAIT DOES THIS SAY COOK-OFF I MEANT COOKOUT!!!!!!!!#(its not a roppie piece without a typo but please OTL read that as i intended im on the ground

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sarovhs · 2 months ago

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The pvp civilization experience so far

#pvp civilization #pvpciv #evbo #to anyone that follows for life series and hermitcraft who just got jumpscared by pvpciv I apologize it will happen again #this man is cooking and I am eating it up

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cartoonsinthemorning · 4 months ago

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The Most StanTwins Coded Meme ever to exist, and no one went for it yet? Absolutely untolerable, I had to do it myself.

#gravity falls #stanley pines #stanford pines #stan pines #grunkle stan #grunkle ford #than again I am a notorious Self-Chef #always cooking my own (delicious) food #this is the hard life of Lover of Fine Things & Haver of The Good Taste

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wanderingibon · 1 month ago

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" I noticed that you've been smiling more, Lucanis. "

" ...Have I? ...Si, I suppose I have been. "

#lucanis dellamorte #VERY happy w how this turned out #lucanis #dragon age veilguard #dragon age #the idea is that rook and lucanis went on a gondola ride in treviso and both of them are awful at steering it + it tipped over #but the two just look at each other and start laughing like heck #that being said feel free to read this as lucanis w other characters hehe i am 100% for lucanis being happy however way #lucanis x rook #ibon draws #artists on tumblr #the brainworms bc Lucanis is above water but also okay w being in the seawater after a year in the ossuary... i care him sm #veilguard spoilers #id in alt text #chat i love him i'm so cooked. spotify play thats amore #rookanis

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lilybug-02 · 7 months ago

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This is Pixel, my Porygon2. She gets really excited when touching carpet - like hilariously so. I always figured it was because real life textures are kinda new and exciting for a digital creature. @realpokemon

#shut up. I want to cook. and I am cooking irl pokemon #I am really charged up to draw rn. And this is what came to mind. I am all over the place. ADHD got by brain in a chokehold #Proygon is my favorite pokemon so I felt like I had to #perfect little guy #pokemon #porygon #irl pokemon #art #my art #this is a photo of my dog and I edited like the maniac I am #unreality

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kiwibrain · 7 months ago

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