#I am actually

[azullumi]

the lack of luka fics is making me lose my mind i might as well write for him

[foggymvp]

The desperation in sherb’s voice when Rael initially tried to run, gods it hurts me personally

I wanna just hug themm

[theharrowing]

i’ve created a monster by confessing to my partner that sometimes our sessions end up in fics. literally mid-sex he asked, “you gonna write about this?”

[c1trvswurld]

I think my genuine roman empire topic is everything to deal with sexual intamacy, specifically stis and stds. Feels weird but I'm realizing I'm just an autistic ace person really fixated on the history of sex and desperately want to clarify misconceptions I hear about it on the daily. Sex is cool! It's interesting. Stis are interesting to learn about. Idk ik itsweird but I would genuinely like to teach sex education or smthn along the lines when km older bc its so important to dismantle things like the spreading of diseases, rape culture, myths around sex.

[lavenderprose]

You know what? I say this a lot but someone's gotta sexualize that quinquagenarian. The nature of humanity and society at large dictates that someone truly DOES have to dream up scenarios where the mean nasty little man is getting it nice and good whenever he wants. God truly DOES give her hardest battles to her strongest soldiers and that's me. It's rotten work especially to me especially if it's him but yes I am in FACT God's favorite little weirdo and he is my best most special asshole and I will put him in situations and rotate him in my mind palace at all hours of the day until it doesn't make my brain go burrr anymore.

[thecasualqueer]

Wtf Tumblr 😭😭😭😭

[morphestic]

chuuya for the bingo

Hi Ela!!

DID YOU JUST SAY CHUUYA NAKAHARA FROM THE HIT ANIME BUNGOU STRAY DOGS????AJHVSAGAFSGFASGHFSHGDAHGDASXRSXTFRXSFAXAHGSDAASFGAFSFGASGFASFGAS

[chaotic-minds-think-alike]

What if I’m making region maps for Eight and maybe Warning 🤨

[prod-1989]

IT WAS A DOUBLE FUCKING ALBUM?????

[vibbybee]

me when i draw after five grillion eons

[allo-frouto]

Oh, cool, happy for you. Get home safe if you aren't home already!

Thank you! 🫶🏻

[https-furina]

Heizou chuckles lightly, his olive eyes closing in crescents. “I’m just teasing you, detective! You look so dreamy when you’re flustered, I couldn’t help myself.” Heizou blinks open his eyes, a serene look on his face.

“And besides," His arms fold around you, hugging you to his chest. You could practically feel the warmth radiating from him. "You already told me, remember?”

He cups the back of your head so he could lean against your neck, softly whispering in your ear with his mesmerizing voice. “I’m the only one who occupies your mind, so it’s safe to assume I occupy your heart as well.” 

- S. H

… i- i need to go scream into my pillow real quick.. sir you have no right i swear-

[focusbucky]

hehehe it’s us

Maybe...i'm a little obsessed with you. Juuust maybe.

[strangepetscomicbooksbat]

Me when my entire face is an open wound (Don't ask) and my mother has dragged me out to join her and her mom friends to eat, and when one of them tells me to lighten up on the pink eyeshadow I gleefully take my mask off so the whole group can see my actively bleeding lower half of my face :D I revel at their sudden discomfort and shame :D :D

Me: *looking at a porcelain hand in the home decor aisle of a store* if I lost my hands in some kind of tragic accident, I’d decorate my entire home with hand-shaped things. Then I’d invite guests over for like, dinner parties and such and sit there expectantly just basking in their discomfort.

My boyfriend: Do you hear what you say when you talk? Do you know what you just said to me?

[anthropologist-on-the-loose]

I'm as grateful for cellphones as the next person, but sometimes I think about how everyone having a phone on them at all times really did cause us to loose some things as a society. I mean - for example, kids these days will never experience their car breaking down and needing to find the nearest place with a phone they can use. They're never going to have the opportunity to tentatively approach a house only to discover that it's full of queer people having a party hosted by a transvestite to celebrate his creation of a sex homunculus, stay the night, and loose their virginity while unintentionally partaking in cannibalism. It's tragic, that kind of gay sexual awakening just doesn't happen these days because of cellphones.

[razzafrazzle]

Just Checking In! (aka Something About Red Triangles)