#I am Nobody

[morweneledhwen]

Hou Minghao as Wang Ye in I Am Nobody

[fiftysevenacademics]

How slutty is his ponytail?

Rating men's ponytails in wuxia/xianxia I've seen. Part 1. Part 2.

Zhang Chulan (I Am Nobody) 0/10

This is the most ridiculous, unslutty ponytail ever invented. It's almost as if a hairdresser enjoyed humiliating him. But this is how his grandpa did it when he was little, and maybe he keeps it that way to remind him of his yeye. If Zhang Chulan ever wants to lose his virginity, he's got to lose that ponytail first.

Gong Ziyu (My Journey to You) 1/10

Given that the first scene we see him in, he's chilling with a woman in a brothel, this guy really should have a sluttier ponytail than he does. His anemic, prissy little spout tells us he really does watch porn for the plot.

Zhou Zishu (Word of Honor) 1/10

This man cannot stop abusing himself, whether it's pounding poisoned nails into his body or deliberately choosing to wear this hairstyle, even when he's got the sluttiest man in the jianghu in his bed. If I were Wen Kexing, I'd hold him down and take a pair of shears to this mop and make him start from scratch.

Jiang Xiaoyu (Handsome Siblings) 2/10

This childish, bouncy, and unique little side pony is practically a character in its own right but not a very slutty one. It does suit his overly confident character, though, and could be sluttier if he would lose that god-awful fringe.

Gong Shangjue (My Journey to You) 3/10

Gege's no-frills ponytail and sturdy, angular guan want us to know that he is a dangerous man capable of violence and cruelty. Hot? Yes. Slutty? No. (Didi Gong Yuanzhi doesn't wear a true ponytail, so he's not rated.)

Murong Jinghe (Kill Me Love Me) 3/10

Like Gong Shangjue but with a more dramatic guan with a bigger hairpin to show that he's got a big dick and probably likes to fuck nasty. (I didn't finish watching this show, so maybe this isn't his best ponytail look.)

Lan Wangji (The Untamed) 4/10

Hanguang Jun's ponytail is as repressed by that ornate guan as his libido is by the Lan Clan's 3,000 rules. His ponytail screams "I am not a slut!" so loudly that it's a case of "methinks the lady doth protest too much."

Zhuo Yichen (Fangs of Fortune) 5/10

Zhuo Yichen is like a xianxia Mona Lisa. His ponytail is the equivalent of her suggestive little smile. Even when he's being brutally choked and his face stepped on, it still looks neat and tidy, like a painting.

Jin Xiaobao and Zongzhen Huaien (Meet You at the Blossom) 6/10

Canoncially slutty, Jin Xiaobao flaunts and tosses his hair and his golden guan and ribbon are an important part of the plot. His hair always looks like he just rolled out of someone's bed because he probably did. Huaien wears his ponytail in a more menacing manner and is kind of a dick about Xiaobao's hair ornament gift but in the end they agree that gays should have slutty hair.

[la-muerta]

Hou Minghao 侯明昊 as the Taoist priest with superpowers, Wang Ye 王也, in I Am Nobody 异人之下 (2023)

[pastlives-brokendreams]

neo hou and his boy friends

an appreciation post

[ruanbaijie]

hijinks of the 100 year-olds (part 1) I AM NOBODY 异人之下 (2023)

[da-man-si]

Wang Ye? Why are you also here?

[mostlyfate]

I Am Nobody: The Showdown Between Yin & Yang 异人之下之决战! 碧游村 · 2025 — dir. Derek Hui

[dangermousie]

I don't normally relate to a drama character but naptime instead of PE is the most relatable one has been in ages.

[misakiisstupid]

Really, Jason?!

Nobody:

Absolutely no living soul:

Jason: *giving thief's and kidnappers tips how to do it better*

[heymeowmao]

异人之下 | I Am Nobody S2E4 ° I'm sorry for altering your fate without your consent. So that's how it was. My fate has indeed changed.

[mistbornthief]

<3 <3 <3 <3 <3 i care about one underrated duo only actually

[morweneledhwen]

Hou Minghao as Wang Ye in I Am Nobody: The Showdown Between Yin & Yang, episode 4

[fuckyeahchinesefashion]

Wushu Fighting scene: Feng Baobao (nickname baoerjie) × Chen Duo (nickname duoer）

Season 2 of popular chinese series 异人之下yi-ren-zhi-xia (I Am Nobody) is released by Youku today

Feng Baobao冯宝宝 aka baoerjie宝儿姐 （The one without the hair tie）her cultivation is unfathomable, and has lived for more than a hundred years. Her birth and origins are a mystery and she can't remember her past.

Chen Duo陈朵 aka duoer朵儿 is a gifted girl who manipulates venomous creatures. She can vaporize venom-based poison and is a walking biological weapon. Chen Duo used to be a Temp but killed her supervisor and mentor, and baoerjie was one of the other ‘Temps ’（Temp is the codename for the seven strongest 异人yiren of the seven administrative regions of China）sent by the Company in charge of catching her back.

[kholran]

🎶 Reunited and it feels so good! 🎶

[joyouslee]

I'm just going to leave this here without comment.

I am Nobody 2, episode 7

[ruanbaijie]

wang ye + action scenes I AM NOBODY 异人之下 (2023)