#I am NOT a fan of facial hair!! Get this shit OFF me or make it NOT ITCH

[asterixafterthis]

MY FACE IS SO FUCKING ITCHY

[scribbless-n-stuff]

I'm here to request since I can't write shit.

Dan Heng came home unexpected and even gave me his lightcone early. I'm screaming 😭😭😭

Anyway, I really want to just coddle him up. Pepper his face with kisses, hugs, play with his cheeks, he's just too adorable I can't

This is more of a ramble sorry. I hope you can write something out of this. Thank youu

Late Night Longings

Characters

Dan Heng (IL or not, depends on your imagination <3)

Warnings/Info

FLUFF!!! INTENSE FLUFF!!!

Author’s Notes

LET’S GAURRR CONGRATS ON GETTING DAN HENG & HIS LIGHT CONE, ANON REQUESTER!!!

Oh god I’m actually tweaking over this beautiful man (I’m a lesbian)

might as well make this a Dan Heng fan acc bro

Hopefully this doesn't disappoint...

After another week-long adventure, the Astral Express team finally boards back on the train. The mission was tough, almost everyone was tired and drained, including you. The train’s doors close, leaving the train car quiet. 

Himeko, who was keeping in check of the duties inside the Express, approaches you from her seat. You feel a hand on your shoulder, “Welcome back, Y/n, how are you feeling?” the red-haired lady asks.

You let out a tired smile, “All good, just tired.. I should go and rest....” Your voice trails off, as you look around for your partner, Dan Heng. However, he was nowhere to be found. He probably went straight to his room. 

Smiling bittersweetly, You let out a heavy sigh, drooping down in fatigue. Your brain was basically falling asleep as you were standing up. 

The sound of light chuckling pulls you back to reality. “Alright, sleep well then.” Himeko withdraws her hand from your shoulder, giving you a smile. She leaves your side, to check on the others. You nod back before also turning away, to go to your room. 

The last sounds you hear, before exiting the parlor car are March’s whiney complaints about how troublesome the mission was. You fondly smile, the crew was like family to you. However, someone was missing. 

Entering your room, you sigh and discard your clothes, getting into more comfortable ones. You also go to wash your face and brush your teeth. By the time you get on your bed, you stretch out your limbs and pop your joints. 

You yawn, as your mind drifts to Dan Heng. “He’s probably tired… Might as well give him space tonight..” you think, before getting into your sheets and wrapping yourself into a blanket. However, you couldn’t help but feel a bit sad, missing the closeness of your partner. Nevertheless, you needed your rest. 

As you felt the snugness of your mattress and pillows, you fell asleep almost immediately, lightly snoring as you dreamt of nothing. That’s how you know you’re having the best sleep of your life.

...

… knock knock

The sound of knocking on your door disturbs your deep slumber, you grumble in annoyance. As you peek open your eyes, you could literally feel eyebags forming below your eyes. You turn your head over to your nightstand to look at the digital clock. 

2:43 AM. 

You squint your eyes and huff in disbelief of the current time. Ultimately, you decide to ignore the knocking. Besides, it was almost 3 AM, there was no way you were gonna be awake during witching hour.

Flopping back down, your head lays back down against the pillow, shutting your eyes back closed. As your whole body relaxes once more, your facial features relax too. Finally… sweet, sweet slumber…

…

… knock, knock, knock

Your eyes snap back open, feeling your anger flare up. Hopping out of bed, temporarily bidding goodbye to your warm blankets, you stomp towards the door of your room. You whip open your door. 

“Can’t it wait ‘til morning?” You sharply scoff, before looking up to see a pair of teal eyes. It was Dan Heng, in more casual attire. Except, you couldn’t see his clothes much because he was loosely wrapped around in his blue blanket. 

“Oh!-” Upon seeing that it was him, you immediately regretted your harsh words, just because you were tired.

“Apologies..” The poor boy mumbles sleepily. “I’ll go back to my room..” Dan Heng sniffles, because of the cold air, as he turns away. His hair was tousled up, looking absolutely adorable, which made you feel even more guilty. 

You immediately reach out to yank him back by the hand. “NOOO WAIT!” you exclaim. “I’m sorry, I was tired..” 

Dan Heng blinks at you, feeling a bit surprised by your raised voice.  “It’s fine.. I shouldn’t have knocked so late.” He mutters. 

Tugging again at his hand, “Apology accepted…” You look at him with adoration, it was truly a rare sight to see this man so vulnerable, due to his usual stoic behavior and expression. “Do you wanna come in?” You offer, feeling happier now that your partner was here, disregarding the late hour. 

The next second, you see a small smile appear on his face. 

“Yes, please..”

With this, he basically engulfed you in his arms, also wrapping you in the blanket draped around his figure. Your yelp is muffled into his torso, suddenly bearing his body’s weight. You do your best to drag him to your bed, hugging him by the waist. 

Dan Heng clumsily waddles to the bed, still holding onto you out of clinginess. Eventually, you pry yourself out of his hold, pushing him onto your bed. “Man.. you’re different when you’re sleepy.” You huff at him, as he looks up at you with a sleepy expression. He doesn’t respond.

You smile, before also getting into bed, beside him. His and your legs tangle together, as you position yourself just a bit higher than him, so that his head is around the same level as your collarbone and neck.

His eyes were already closed, falling back asleep. Poor little thing must have woken up randomly, then decided to come to you for comfort. You coo at him, cupping his face with one hand and leaning in to kiss him on the forehead. 

Dan Heng furrows his eyebrows at his, as you feel his cheeks grow warm. Upon registering this reaction, you snicker, deciding to coddle him up even more. You release your next attack on his nose, giving him a quick peck. After that, you go to both of his cheeks, giving him four kisses on each one. 

“Mmmmfff..” The boy mumbles at you, the warm fluttering feeling swelling up in his chest was feeling too strong. The combination of the late hour and his fatigue were a dangerous combination. Nevertheless, he doesn’t tell you to stop… Or maybe he’s too tired to. 

Regardless, you wouldn’t stop either way. 

“You’re sooo cute~”  Finally, you kiss his lips. Slowly and tenderly, lightly biting his lower lip to tease him. This was the last straw for him. 

“You’re waking me…” Dan Heng muffles against your lips, but you just swallow up his words, as you pull away and give him another quick peck. Ignoring him, as you repeatedly kiss his face in the same order as before, except, more aggressive and affectionate. He blushes madly as his face scrunches up in feigned discomfort, but he secretly enjoys it. 

After a bit, he’s had enough, seriously wanting to sleep now. Dan Heng uses the last of his physical strength and energy to push and roll you onto your back. He gets on top of you, mainly to pin you down and restrict you from any movement to disturb him. The comfortability and closeness were just bonus points.

“Stop. Sleep.” He muffles again, as he nestles his face against your chest. As you’re pushed down, you feel your face heating up at the change of position. Even he felt slightly flustered and embarrassed at his own boldness, but he couldn’t help himself. 

You whine a bit at the loss of control, but you sigh and give in, feeling tired too. One of your hands is brought to his back, as you run it up and down to generate warmth for him. As for your free hand, you tangle your fingers in his hair, gently massaging his scalp to further lull him to sleep. 

Dan Heng on the other hand, his arms were still wrapped around your waist from earlier, holding you against him like a needy koala. The feeling of your fingers caressing against his hair made him let out a shaky sigh. He felt so content, and so did you.

[tra1nchi]

HIIIIII!!!!!:3 HELLOOO ><

your writing gets me off REALLL good you have no idea bro like NNNGGHHHHHHH its so DELICIOUS i will simply slurp it all up like sweet honey iced tea on a hot summer day dude

i have a rant + request to offer, this is probably gonna get a little long since im horny as shit bro like omfffff

maybe uhhh a taller boyfriend fucking reader, choking him infront of a mirror? and errrr taking photos and/or recording, lots of praise (good boy, pretty boy, angel, etc), jerking the reader (i am a huge fan im sorry), wanting to hear readers sounds? like for example reader tries to cover his mouth out of embarrassment but boyfriend doesnt let us? HHHOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHH folded.

im sod sosyrr this is super specific im jsust gay and horny😞

feel free to answer this whenever, i will wait NO MATTER WHAT for these types of content :3 if you cant do it just hit me up its fine lol, dont forget to take care of yourself darling xoxo

-[Anonymous].

BAAAH blushing,,that's the biggest compliment ever luv u,,MINORS DNI!! bttm male reader,,praise,,mirror fuck,,recording,, size diff

you felt so small underneath him,,so exposed infront of the mirror as you watch how damp his hair was with sweat,,the way his eyes narrowed in concentration to make sure he was fucking your hole good!!

Glancing up with a smug smile,,puckering his lips at seeing your hand covering your mouth,,shaking his head as his hand moves to wrap around your neck,,leaning down close as his cock deepens even further inside!!

"Where's my pretty boys noises hm? You know I wanna hear them.." He coos in your ear,,gently using his free hand to move your hand away from your mouth as he moves quicker and deeper inside of you!!

"That's it, there you go..Good boy." His smile curled up into a grin at the sound of your noises,,each time his cock hit your prostate you seemed to get even louder!! His larger figure towering over your frame!!

Watching your facial expressions in the mirror and deciding it wasn't enough to satisfy himself,,reaching over to grab his phone as he stops his thrusting,,ignoring your protests as he takes a picture of where your ass connects to his cock,,

"Look at you, my handsome angel." He leans forward showing you the picture as his fingers move into your mouth,,lazily thrusting them in and out as he zooms in on where you both where connected!!

"So fucking hot.." He mutters moving away,,starting to record how your body moves with his thrusts,,his eyes half lidded,,his hand moving down to jerk you off as he records it!! >□<

"C'mon darling, cum for the camera..do it for me." He presses a sloppy kiss to the nape of your neck as you cum all over his hand,,sending him into his own blissful state from just the thought of having recorded it!!

[bizlybebo]

VIXENNNNNN!!! Before I return to the dishwasher I have a question. What are your PD boys + Ashe headcanons. Appearances? Idiosyncrasies? Anything? Please 🙏

HEHEHEHEHEHE HIIIII IT’S 3:30 AM HERE (4AM BY THE TIME IVE TYPED THIS ALL OUT) BUT AAAAA I CANT NOT ANSWER THISS !!!!

okok here’s some off the top of my head:

-Dakota’s got a lisp + a bit of a hard time speaking overall. However, it also means he places a lot of importance on what people have to say since those willing to listen to him even if he takes a second are ones he wants to hear from the most, if that makes sense

-Ashe is naturally blonde. She’s got the exact same hair color as Mark, but she bleaches it. She also has green eyes like her dad, but she inherited her mother’s complexion and facial features (also her mom was hispanic. trust i’m bizlybebo).

-Vyncent’s not a huge fan of haircuts on Prime (loud environment + the icky thing where all the hairs get caught on your shirt), so for most of season 1, Tide took care of his hair. Without Tide to really take care of it during season 2, it grew out significantly. William and Dakota take turns trying to braid it now.

-Since Fauna’s pretty cloudy (as far as I remember), Vyncent’s not used to a lot of direct sunlight. He goes to the beach once on Prime and gets sooo sunburnt cause he Doesn’t Get the concept of sunscreen entirely.

-Dakota’s the shortest. This one’s literally canon but I personally like to think that PD in order from tallest to shortest is: Vyncent, Ashe, William, then Dakota. Will’s still like a good head or so taller than Dakota

-Vyncent is scared of multiple household appliances. He has beef with ceiling fans and toasters especially.

-William gets the tetris effect but for like solving mysteries. Whenever he’s really sleepy he starts rattling off random criteria or a synopsis of his general surroundings/anything he notices under his breath.

-Ashe, oddly enough, is the member of PD who goes the most all out for Christmas/holiday season. She loves decorating and making cookies and everything, since it’s her first opportunity to do it with friends and family again in a long time.

-It feels like everyone on here is saying this which makes me so happy cause it’s so real but: Southern William. ouugigohiifih it’s so real to me.

and then some rapid fire ones:

-William has ehlers-danlos. trust

-Dakota Cole freckles. you agree

-Scenemo Ashe and emo William. You agree

-Dakota is terrified of spiders (scooby doo jumps into Ashe’s arms), Ashe is the kind of person to take the spider outside, William just kinda freezes and decides it’s the spiders house now, and Vyncent probably fucking eats spiders

-William does specific makeup to make himself look more alive/masculine (tboy William real. trust)

-William and Ashe are both the kind of person to have one (1) hoodie they constantly wear and basically nothing else.

-Ashe makes kandi and made PD matching bracelets during s1 (smiles. don’t think about Dakota accidentally breaking it during s2 and how bad he’d feel)

-Vyncent collects jewelry (elf brain likes shiny shit or something) but doesn’t wear it often. He just. Keeps it on him and pulls it out to look at it sometimes all proud of it

-Dakota “accidentally” leaves his flannels in Ashe’s dorm all the time when he visits her so he has an excuse to come back. Ashe gives him one back and suddenly two more appear

-Williams actually very beautiful/handsome he literally just gets no bitches because he’s Like That.

[bigstupid69]

I do tend to draw the choir similar to some of the actors, but I honestly just wanted to make my own designs and make them more greasy teenagers since I love them.

They all have braces (plus Constance) because why not!

Additional hadcanons below!!

Penny

𓃬 I wanna preface before I say anything, I absolutely LOVE CDplayer! And me making them exes is in no way hating on the ship! I just like angst and I basically made them both have a falling out from the JK-47 incident. I don't think Tammy would break up, I think Penny just genuinely avoided everyone and everything after that happened with barely any additional communication. Dick move to practically ghost her I know, but my Penny Lamb is not the most mentally healthy since-, I don't think she would be given all the shit she's been through...

𓃬 Sad note I forgot to add to the backpack is that she keeps a cross necklace in the pocket of her school uniform that Tammy gave to her, ouch!

𓃬 She keeps a mask in her bag since she tends to wear a face mask to try and blend into the background and escape the relentless bullying she faces at St Cassian, it works most of the time.

𓃬 Her blonde streaks in her hair is not dye. When she came back life part of Jane still remained in her, that being the porcelain doll's blonde hair. She can't remove it whether by cutting it off or dying, she's just like that permanently. I touched on my personal headcanons with Penny's sense of identity when it came to Jane in a very old fanfiction, that I discontinued. It's definitely gonna come back in the ghost AU I'm currently working on.

𓃬 She constantly looks like she's been pushed down the stairs. Usually not the case she's just very clumsy, definitely concerns the choir that she just shows up covered in bandages and bruises and acts like nothing happened.

Ocean

✪ Non ginger Ocean is still too cursed to me so I'm just gonna go with her dying it since no one probably wants to be ginger. (no offense)

✪ She keeps any random item Penny gives her. Even if it's like a paperclip she found on the ground, she treasures it. (Reason why half of the crap is just rocks, Penny is like a bird that picks up shiny things and gives them to people.)

✪ She's only an inch shorter than Mischa, (yeah I made him tiny). They have a worse sibling rivalry than Noel at points since the height difference isn't intimidating.

✪ She constantly keeps trying to fix Penny's loose tie in the hallway or whenever she notices it not as perfect as she wants it to be. (because she is insane)

Noel

☠ Again no hate to frenchrap?? I think that's the ship name? (Noel and Corey) I think it's cute! Also means my man has the worst taste in men imaginable since he's fallen for SoundCloud rappers twice now.

☠ We need more hairy Noel designs so I shall provide. Sue me I like facial hair! you're probably gonna have to get used to it in most of the male designs.

☠ I accidentally gave him a mullet (technically was intentional). I thought him growing his hair out would be neat, unfortunately left him with a mullet, but oh well.

☠ I am very defensive about what I think the rtc cast would listen to when it comes to relevant time dates. Imo he listens to the cure, the smiths, scissor sisters, the cardigans, carpenters, strawberry switchblade, and Depeche mode. He also is a fan of most upbeat pop music from any era but he wouldn't tell anyone he actually likes that genre.

[clingyduoapologist]

CLINGYDUOAPOLOGIST'S TOP 5 FAVORITE DSMP FAN-COMICS OF ALL TIME

OK NOW this is just a list of some of my personal faves, ones that make me literally feral so

Cheating a bit here but first off honorable mention to Boneless (?) by @thelostmoongazer

Idrk why i remember this one so fondly but it's really cute and always gets a chuckle out of me when I remember it, certified banger 👏

ALRIGHT ON WITH THE OFFICIAL LIST

5: A TIE BECAUSE I GENUINELY CAN'T TELL WHICH I PREFER BETWEEN Au in which Wilbur and Ghostbur merged when Wilbur was revived. AND Dreams I can’t remember both by @moldyhay

ugjughugh honestly i consider the ghostbur merging au more canon than the "limbo forever" stuff just because it makes so much sense to me and y'know what it's 2023 wilbur soot can't say shit to me @sootings fuck you

As for Dreams I can't remember like what else is there to say besides get me that fucking ccrime vaccine stat i don't have much time left

4: The Fox and the Grapes by @space-robinhood

Okay I am not the biggest c!fundy girlie but like COME ON, the way the fable just fits so perfectly, the art, the emotion in every facial expression, the fucking photo of fundy as a baby like I lose my fucking mind every single time I read this comic.

3: mentorly advice by @minecraftsz

Legitimately this was probably my fave dsmp comic for a while. "Shitpost that makes you cry if you think about it too hard about it" is a very specific and difficult-to-master niche of art and minecraftsz has written a dissertation on it in the form of this short comic.

2: friend sweater :) by @kettitrium

I go feral every time this comic comes on my dash like, the way it showcases c!tommy's personality so well, being resourceful, a bitch, and so painfully sentimental, it's brilliant. And the art itself is also gorgeous. Of all these comics, this one probably has my favorite art style.

1: Tommy by @space-robinhood

Like, what can I even say about this one? I literally almost tore my hair out just reading it while trying to copy the link to paste it here. Such a simple, small conversation, but one that manages to carry such a haunting theme of the loss of innocence. The final shot of Tommy standing with his back to the readers, his general's coat slightly tattered, a bow in his hands, it's such a poignant summary of his character, one that I will literally never be able to get over, probably ever. Go read it, then reblog it so I can read it again.

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AND THERE IT IS my extremely based and awesome picks for some incredible fanworks. I see so many people regretting their time in the fandom recently, and I just wanted to share some of the awesome stuff we were able to do also i may have just wanted to compile all of these is one place so i don't have to do detective work to find them but shhh SO go forth and read and like and REBLOG and enjoy :D

[i-love-def-leppard]

Welcome Home (Def Leppard x Reader)

A/N: Hi everyone!! This is my first time ever writing something, let alone a fan-fiction so I’m a little nervous posting this. I am open to constructive criticism to improve my writing, which I promise will get better as time goes on. That being said, I hope you all enjoy my first story ever [EEEEKKKK]!!

🫶🏻 i-love-def-leppard

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Dublin 1981 - Me and My Wine house

I walked up the rain stained steps of my home, thinking about how glad I was to finally be here after a long day of work.

Managing the local record store is something I am very grateful for. However, just like any other type of work environment, a few rude customers can quite literally turn my day to shit.

Quickly pushing my negative thoughts away, I step into the main entrance of my happy place as my nose becomes overwhelmed by the smell of someone cooking.

“Boooyyysss!! I’m homeee!!”

Immediately as those words leave my mouth, I become trampled by the one and only, Joe Elliott, running his way out the kitchen with pasta sauce stains on his shirt.

“Y/N, love! GOSH! The lord knows how much I’ve missed you and your precious face all day!”

He says as he releases his hands from my face while going in for a hug, never forgetting to leave a sloppy kiss on my cheek.

Suddenly raising his eyebrows with a smirk plastered on his adorable face, he says,

“Are you wearing what I think you’re wearin?!”

Quickly remembering that I’m wearing my cropped, v-neck, red Leppard tank top (paired with dark blue flare jeans and one of the boys leather jackets), I blush at his wandering eyes and proud facial expression.

“Well, duh Joe, of course!”

I say playfully shoving his chest.

“I’m very proud of you boys and how far you’ve all come with the band. Of course I’m gonna show you lot off any chance I get.”

“You are too good to us, love.” a new voice says from around the corner.

“Sav!!”

You exclaim, making your way around Joe’s figure to enter the curly haired bassist’s open arms.

Pulling away slowly from the embrace, Sav says,

“Nice outfit, Y/N/N.”

He smirks as his eyes trail down your form.

Leaving you blushing as always, he gives you no time to respond as he says,

“Anyone give you problems at the store today? Cause if they did, I swear on all things holy, I’ll-”

Sav’s words were suddenly cut off by two pairs of loud footsteps making their way down the stairs.

“I CALL DIBS ON HUGGING HER FIRST” yells Phil to his terror twin.

“Not if I get to her first, SLOW POKE!” Steve replies.

“I’m not slow Steve! I can beat you all day in a swimming race!” a furious Phil throws back.

“Yeah, alright merman. We all know you have some weird obsession with the water. Now knock it off in front of the lady.”

Steve says as he swiftly walks away from Phil pouting at the bottom of the stairs.

Laughing, you approach the taller blonde guitarist.

“Hi Steve. I’ve missed you.”

You say as you are engulfed in yet another Leppard hug.

His smell of cigarettes and signature cologne always gave you a comfort like no other.

“Apologies for Mr. Grumpy-pants, love” pointing at Phil.

“Now, I’d keep you in a hug all day if I could, but I’d upset blondie over there if I didn’t share you at least a little.”

Steve adds as he reluctantly removes his hands from around your waist.

“C’mere Phil” you look to him as you initiate a hug, giving him a sweet kiss on his cheek.

Instantly forgetting his small battle with Steve, a now relieved Phil whispers in your ear.

“Thank god your home. I’ve had to deal with them all day.”

Giggling at his words you see a sudden idea appear on his face.

“Y/N. Why don’t you take a break at that record store and let us take care of you. Come with us on our next tour, for the whole thing!”

“Then this way, we could see you all the time!”

“Phil, I’m only gone a few hours a day during the week haha” you reply.

“Just think about it, okay.” Phil slightly begs.

“Alright I will. And Phil, you’re sweet. You know I’d love that more than anything, but I’ve gotta contribute somehow” you reply.

“Aye! I know a way she can contrib-” Joe says with a wiggle of his eyebrows.

“Oh shut it Joe” says Rick as he finally makes an appearance.

“I mean I wouldn’t be opposed to-” joins in Sav.

Rick is quick to slap Sav on the arm, while the rest of the group, including you, giggle at their dirty remarks.

Rick’s always been very protective of you, which you loved.

It’s no secret that the boys were all attracted to you in one way or another, and you to them.

Their constant flirtatious behavior was nothing new to you and you secretly loved it. They all knew that.

Pulling Rick in for the final hug, you can’t help but realize how grateful you are for your boys.

Snapping you out of your appreciative daydream, you feel Joe grab your hand.

You are suddenly being pulled out of Rick’s arms, into the direction of the kitchen.

“C’mon love. Into the kitchen we go!” Joe says.

“I’ve made dinner!” he grins.

“Ughhh” everyone in the room groans.

“We left him unsupervised for 30 minutes and he manages to sneak himself into the kitchen. Unbelievable.” a nervous Rick replies.

Shaking my head at their silliness, I can’t help but be forever grateful for getting to come home to this everyday.

My boys.

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THE END!!!! Thank you for reading🩷🩷

[dedicatednotobsessed]

I'm so glad there's someone writing for ewan! your fics of him have been great lately.

could u do one where ewan decides to do something sweet for her! she's been overworking herself in the past few days for a role and he just wants to see her relaxed and content. please? thank you 💜

Thank you 🥰 For more Ewan Mitchell/Aemond Targaryen or other HOTD characters + actors, drop a request in my inbox 💚

A Night In [Ewan Mitchell x Fem!Reader]

Other HOTD stories [requests open]

Summary: You had recently gotten a role that could boost your career massively. In order to prepare for it, you had been working nonstop it seems, your boyfriend being concerned for you. He urges you to take a weekend off and have a mini vacation away when he notices how wore out you are and wants to pamper you like the queen that you are….

You let out a sigh while walking into your small flat, taking your earbuds out. You had sweat beading down your face, having just come back from a run. You were already well into shape, yet you felt as though you needed to get more fit for this upcoming role.

“Honey, I’m home!” You called jokingly.

You smiled at your boyfriend as he walked out from the hallway, looking as though he just woke up. His brown hair was a bit messy with light bags under his eyes.

“You look like shit, love,” You teased turning to the fridge to get some water.

“Well, I’m not crazy enough to wake up before the sun rises,” Ewan said jokingly.

You giggled and smiled as he walked closer, wrapping his arms around you. “I have offered for you to go on runs with me.”

Ewan scrunched up his nose. “But I like my sleep,” He stated leaning down to kiss the side of your head before he went to make himself some tea. “Are you seriously still training though for that role?”

“Yes, Ewan.”

“Why?” He asked with furrowed brows while getting the kettle ready.

You laughed a bit. “What do you mean why, love?”

Ewan turned to you with crossed arms as he waited for the water to boil. “Well, you’re already fit enough and the diet you have yourself on is pretty intense.”

You waved him off a bit, taking a long drink of your water. “You worry too much, Ewan.”

“I’m just concerned. When was the last time you even had a break from all of this prepping?” He cocked a brow when you hesitated to respond. “The answer is never, am I correct?”

You looked down at the glass in your hand, furrowing your brows a bit. For as long as you could remember, Ewan has been protective over you and your health. It was not your first time doing an intense prepping for a role and the last time, it had ended up in a trip to the hospital. Much like your boyfriend, you were serious when it came to your roles, yet sometimes it was to the extreme. 

“Do you have any plans today with any of your girl friends?” He asked suddenly with a raised brow.

“Come on, Ewan,” You began with a small smile. “We both know I don’t have any friends,” You said jokingly.

Ewan laughed a bit and turned away to pour the boiling water into his mug. “Maybe it’s a good thing that you don’t have any friends because you’re crazy.”

You gasped, swatting at his chest when he turned back to you. “You, sir, are an asshole.”

Ewan laughed once more while pulling you close with a small smirk on his lips. He leaned down, kissing you gently on the lips before scrunching up his nose. “Love, you might want to go take a shower. You’re a bit sweaty.”

You hummed lightly while you got out of your steaming hot shower, a towel wrapped around your body and another running through your hair. You often took a while in the bathroom going between a facial routine to your hair and body routine in the shower. Ewan often teased you for taking showers as hot as the flames of hell and you returned saying you just wanted to be a Targaryen and so you bathed in extra hot water. The two of you were huge fans of the HBO series, always having Game of Thrones Sundays.

You walked into the master bedroom but slowed seeing a pair of your fluffy pajamas; pajamas you only wore on lazy days. You furrowed your brows while walking closer to the bed and picked up the sticky note which read:

Wear me :)

You giggled but decided to play Ewan’s little game. You slipped the pajamas and fuzzy socks on and headed out to the living room after drying your hair off. You looked around with a raised brow, not seeing your boyfriend.

“Ewan?” You called while walking over to the kitchen island. 

You raised a brow seeing another yellow sticky note and laughed a bit when you picked it up. “Oh my god,” You mumbled shaking your head a bit.

Ran to the store for pasta ingredients. Might be back before you get out because you take long ass showers. Love Ya! <3

“Dork.” 

You plopped down on the couch, scrolling through social media on your phone, glancing up when you heard the door open a few moments later. “I see you’re using our supply of sticky notes,” You teased with a small smirk.

Ewan chuckled a bit, setting the bags on the counter. “You’re wearing the pajamas I pulled out for you! Good, good.”

You raised a brow a bit while heading over to help him unpack the bags. You smiled lightly seeing a tub of cookies and cream ice cream, your favorite. “What are you planning here, Mitchell?” You asked with a raised brow.

He turned to you with a small but mischievous smirk. He pulled you close and kissed you lightly on the lips before smacking you playfully on the bum, chuckling when you gasped.

“Don’t you worry your pretty little head. Go and relax on the couch while I got the cooking.”

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You let out a content sigh while cuddling up against Ewan, a giant bowl of cookies and cream ice cream in your lap. He had treated you to a nice dinner of spaghetti and meatballs which turned out pretty good. Between the two of you, you were more of the cook. You rarely let him cook after he almost burnt down your apartment the second time because he wanted to be cute and tried to surprise you.

You played a bit with your ice cream, smiling down at your bowl while season three of Game of Thrones was playing on the screen. He had been wanting to rewatch the show lately and you didn’t really know why, but you didn’t complain it. It brought back so many memories from when you watched it the very first time. How Ewan teased you when you cried during season three, episode nine, The Rains of Castamere or how you both cheered during season four, episode two, The Lion and the Rose.

“You don’t know how much I needed this,” You admitted with a laugh, setting your bowl on the coffee table in front of you.

Ewan smiled down at you and wrapped an arm around you, pulling you close to him. “Oh, but I do, my love,” He said softly while kissing the side of your head when you laid your head on his chest. “That is my job as the boyfriend.”

You leaned up kissing him gently. “Well, you do a good job as the boyfriend.”

Ewan chuckled while returning your kiss. “I love you so much, Y/N,” He whispered against your lips.

“I love you too,” You replied with a small smile and laid your head back on his chest, listening to his racing heartbeat.

You closed your eyes feeling him rub your back lightly. Ewan had always been your comfort, your rock through everything. You were so thankful for him and you wouldn’t trade him in for anyone else in the entire world.

[nectar-cellar]

Get to Know Me - Sims Edition

i am so late to this but thank you to everyone who tagged and mentioned me!! i loved reading your answers, i love being nosy.

let me get this first q out of the way:

Who's your favourite sim that you've made?

it's a tie between my 2 little meow meows pictured above 🥺

amir because he's the oc i'm most attached to and have most fully developed

vlad because i just love the way his sim turned out and he's such a fun character to think about

if they ever met, vlad would be like "greetings." and amir would be like "bro what the fucckkk" 😭

speaking of vampires i also love the idea of au-vampire-amir being this ashamed, existential crisis having vegetarian vampire who struggles with controlling and hiding his bloodlust.

i never get bored coming up with ideas for those 2.

rest of my answers below the cut :3

What's your favourite Sims death?

it's been YEARS since i intentionally made any of sims die. i barely do gameplay these days and i am attached to the sims i make. but when i used to play sims chaotically, i preferred to "accidentally" murder sims by fire instead of deleting the pool ladder. i would furnish their houses with the cheapest stoves and fireplaces, and sit back and watching the inevitable unfold... it was the final destination fan in me.

Alpha CC or Maxis Match?

i can't live without alpha hair and i love a well done piece of alpha clothing.

Favourite Mod?

CmarNYC morphing penis 😐

for a sfw mod, pose player was truly a game changer, can't play without it.

First Expansion/Game Pack/Stuff Pack?

i never bought any of them 💅 the first one i p*rated was late night because umm a fancy city, bars and clubs, celebs and vampires, 2000s hoe clothes... what more could you want!

Do you pronounce live mode or aLIVE or LiVing?

a-live!

Have you made a simself?

no ❤

Which is your favorite EA hair color?

if we're talking about TS4, i think the ginger hair colour is okay and the grey too. for TS3, i don't use any of the default hair colour presets.

Favorite EA hair?

i've tried so hard and i just cannot enjoy any of them compared to the alpha cc hair available. in my opinion this is the least offensive one, the "teddy" from the store:

Favorite life stage?

young adult

Are you a builder or are you in it for the gameplay?

i'm in it for cas and the storytelling medium

Are you a CC creator?

hehe...

Do you have any Simblr friends or a Sim Squad?

i consider all the people i frequently engage with to be my simblr friends!! 💗

Do you have a YouTube for sims?

i've considered recording, editing and uploading speed CAS videos but it seems like a lot of effort 😭

How has your “Sims style” changed throughout your years of playing?

i've always preferred creating masculine male sims/characters, that hasn't changed throughout the years. i've learned how to take better pictures, how to style my sims better, how to create the kinds of clothes i want to style them in, and i've learned my preferred slider settings and facial features/proportions. i make the same "genre" of male sims over and over and over again, so my style hasn't really changed, but my skills have improved and i've solidified my aesthetic which i am proud of :D

Who's your favourite CC creator?

i really can't pick a favourite because there is just so much sheer talent and a thriving cc community even today, but if i had to pick one, i would say rustynail. i used the shit out of their cc back in the day. everything my sims wore was straight off the runway darling... rusty brought glamour and high fashion to the sims! an inspiration.

How long have you had a simblr?

since even before 2013 😭 tumblr was my main social media for many years LMFAOOOOO and i made a simblr after following many ts3 blogs, being wowed by their screenshots, and i wanted to join in on the fun and wanted to download all the cool cc people were making... that was the start of my ts3 obsession !

How do you edit your pictures?

i use a gshade preset i made, then i mostly just crop and add text in gimp. i don't have the patience to edit my pics.

What expansion/ stuff pack is your favourite?

late night duh and seasons is a close second because it just makes the game so much more immersive and beautiful. pets is also a top one because it adds so much to the game, it's such a well thought out pack in my opinion, and what life simulator can be complete without pets?

[someloserjay]

Concerts and Tequila PT.2

Tw!! NSFW mentions of drinking

This is the first smut I’ve ever written and writing from a different genders POV wasn’t a great first choice any constructive criticism is highly appreciated.

Part two to my other fan-fiction under the same name

Sebastian POV

Looking at her hazey eyes makes thoughts run through my head, hell my head is spinning. Doing anything right now isn't okay though, right? I ask myself. I mean we’ve both had so much to drink. No, I can't do anything. I'll wait. I have too. I realize I’ve just been looking over [Y/N]’s face as I’ve been stuck in my own head thinking. Before I can make another coherent thought a pair of warm lips collide with mine. The hand that had been on her chin falls as the lingering smell of tequila and some sort of fruity chapstick flood over me and I’m frozen for what feels like years before my body takes over and my hand moves to rest on the back of her neck. My eyes close and I relax into the kiss letting my mind forget its worries for this moment. Her hand tangles in the back of hair. Before I can even realize I’ve pulled her into my lap as the kiss continues, my hand gently holding onto her waist just under her hoodie. Her hands tangle themselves deeper in my hair, one of my hands hesitantly, creeps up her skin following the shape of her. She’s warm between the alcohol, the hoodie, and I’m sure because of the situation. My hand stops when it reaches just under her breast. I remember the conversation I had just had with myself and run my hand back down to where it had been. Eventually we pull away for some air, we rest our foreheads against each other as we breathe.

“I’ve waited so long to do that. Sucks it took 20 cc's of liquid confidence.” She says under her breath with a laugh, yoba I will never get tired of her laugh. Her voice is still horse and going in and out from screaming but it’s still the prettiest thing I’ve heard. I fall back into the bed, my head spinning a smile plastered on my face now, [Y/N] promptly climbs off my lap and lands beside me, her head finding its home in the crook of my neck. My hand finds itself gently rubbing circles on her waist.

“I didn’t know you felt like that.” I say trying not to watch her facial movement, I'm totally failing. I’m definitely staring.

“I didn’t want to mess anything up that we already had.” She mutters as she plays with a strand of my hair. I watch her eyes dart around my face waiting, no, begging for confirmation that her boldness hasn’t ruined our friendship.

“[Y/N], I’ve had a thing for you since we talked at the beach that night.” I say, her eyes light up the drunken haze still coating them. She yawns, it has been a long night, I glance at the clock. Shit it’s practically two am.

“Let’s get to bed.” I say standing up to go turn the light off and double check the door is locked. Sam and Abigail are sneaky bastards, but I owe them. As I turn I see [Y/N] climbing under the covers of the bed we had just been laying on. I can’t help but to smile. A big goofy drunk smile, yoba I’m going to feel so sick in the morning. How does [Y/N] drink with us on Fridays and just get up and do farm work. The thought bogs my mind as I walk back to the beds and without a second thought I undo the covers beside [Y/N]. She gives a very tired smile. She turns to be in bed and rests her head onto my chest, I slip my arm under her head. Can she hear my heart racing, I really hope not. I watch as she falls asleep, placing an very gentle kiss on her forehead, not not to wake her before going to sleep myself.

[Y/N] has the worst alarm sound, why did she pick the worse one, my head hurts. I groan as I sit up, I was right I feel like I got hit by a bus. Speaking of i have to ride one today. I toss my legs over the side of the bed and stretch. Before I know it, we’ve all checked out of the hotel and are climbing into the rental car to go return it and catch the bus.

“[Y/N] how in Yoba’s name are you so chipper?” Abigail asks as she closes the car door and gets passed the aux cord.

“Working the farm makes you a morning person, what can I say?” She says with a smile on. She puts the car in reverse and we get on the road. The three of us are dealing with different hangover symptoms except her. How is she fine? I know if I ask it’ll just be something like ‘farmers don’t have time for hangovers.’

The bus finally pulls into the stop at town and everyone hobbles off. Everyone says their goodbyes as Abigail and Sam head back to their houses.

“Well I better get back and check on the animals.” [Y/N] says

“Wait, uh, about last night?” I ask my confidence left when the hangover hit me.

“Yeah, you uh wanna come by later this afternoon and we’ll chat over some prairie king?” She asks as she tosses her backpack over her shoulder.

“8?” I ask and she nods, turning on her heel towards her farm.

——8pm——

I take a drag from the freshly lit cigarette, blowing it out as I glance up at the clouds covering the sky. [Y/N] should be happy rainy days are good for the farm, quieter at least. The walk is nice and quiet. It gives me time to think what am I going into? We both confessed our feelings. I’m confused and nervous about what’s going to happen. Are we going to pretend nothing happened? Before I know it I’ve arrived at the farm and my cigarette is finished making my nerves a small bit better. I make a straight shot to the door and knock the door while shoving the burnt out cigarette butt into the pack. I’ll toss it later, I think to myself. T my he wooden door creaks open as a tired [Y/N] stands in front of the door with a huge smile. She ushers me inside, on the coffee table sits a pizza box from the saloon and some jojo colas. She has pillows set on the floor to sit on and controllers set beside each side. She closes the door behind me as her cat comes over to rub against my leg before curling beside a space heater in the kitchen.

“So uh.” She says breaking the silence as we sit, the theme music for prairie king softly playing in the background

“I didn’t think it would be this awkward sober.” I say laughing out a breath, my hand rubbing the back of my neck.

“Look things don’t have to get all weird between us, if you don’t want to move forward anywhere that's totally fine. I get it completely. The friendship we have is great and if that’s all it’s going t-“

“You’re adorable when you ramble you know.” I say trying to not let on that I’m just as nervous as her. She begins stuttering over words trying to put a sentence together.

“Seriously, I like you [Y/N], and I want to move forward on that.” I say my hand moving to rest on hers. She smiles and I set my free hand on her cheek, gently pulling her forward until our lips meet. This kiss is much gentler, the passion is still there, it's not the same. It’s better. The food can wait, same with the game. As if it’s muscle memory, one of her hands rests on shoulder and the other finds its way to my hair. I pull away just for a moment.

“Do you want to?” I ask, my eyes meeting hers.

“Right now, more than anything.” She says before reconnecting the kiss. That’s all I needed as I guide her back onto my lap as I did last night. She straddles me as my hands find themselves exploring. They find the hem of her shirt, I start to lift it when it reaches her arm we break the kiss to let it slip off her head. My eyes drop

“I’ll be honest, I didn't expect anything to happen.” She says with a laugh a plain bra matching her skin tone faces me.

“I don’t care what it looks like.” I say grabbing the hem of my own top and pulling it off, tossing it with hers. She places her hands on my chest and the other on the back of my head. She pulls me forward back into a kiss, my hands trail up her spine until I hit the back of the bra pushing the two sides together, the clasp falls. Both of our breathing is unsteady as she pulls the straps off her shoulders. I’m assuming it lands near our other clothes. I’m quick with moving my hands to her front, she’s so warm. I feel a bit bad, I know my hands are cold, they always are, she doesn’t seem to mind. I have one hand reach to hold her breast as I rub circles around her nipple with my thumb. Her hips buck forward in response to the touch, and a quiet moan was added to the kiss. My own body is very well aware of the situation. I start to fiddle with the strings on her sweat pants until the bow she had it tied in comes loose. I’m cursing my jeans for being tighter than I want at the moment. She pulls away, breathing heavily

“Ugh, did you want to go to my room?” She asks as she slowly works the button on my jeans.

“Do you?” She nods, standing helping me up as she leads me to the bedroom. The door clicking shut behind us. She quickly steps out of her pants, her underwear falling with them. She climbs onto the bed as I’m kicking off jeans and boxers. My cheeks flush, she’s sitting against the headboard. She pulls me back in for a kiss before my nerves can catch up to me. One hand is beside her hip steadying myself, with the other I start to gently rub her thigh, quickly move up to tease her entrance. She gasps and whines, her hips push down towards my hand. I understand and slowly push two fingers in, starting them at a steady comfortable pace. I put my head in the space between her neck and shoulder being as gentle as possible as I bite and kiss at her neck leaving marks down to her breasts before kissing down her stomach. She gasps as my tongue presses against her sensitive bud. Moans slip from her lips as her hands rush to my hair pulling gently towards herself. After a couple minutes of this her thighs push together against my head slightly and I pull away.

“Not yet sweetheart.” I say in a borderline growl in her ear as I pull her down so she’s laying under me she yelps as she’s pulled from her sitting position. She smiles at me with lust filled eyes as I line myself and slowly push myself into her until our skin meets.

“Fuck…” I mutter as Im fully inside the woman underneath me now. Her legs wrap around my waist and pull me down from my neck into a kiss. I start at a quick but steady pace. I pull away from the kiss and look at her as she moans under me and holds on to my shoulders for some sort of handle on things. It’s not long before her thighs tighten around me and try to keep my stationary as she rides her peak out.

“I love you.” I say wiping some hair from the side of her cheek as I keep thrusting throughout her orgasm. I push myself up so I can see her fully under me, my hands going to each breast playing and gently tugging. I quickly pull out the warm liquid landing on her stomach and thigh. I touch my forehead to hers for a moment, before reaching over her to the tissues on her nightstand carefully cleaning her off. I toss them in an trash can she has in her room before laying beside her. We’re both panting as she cuddles beside me.

“I love you too.” She says smiling.

“Why don’t we get cleaned up, eat the food you have ready and play the prairie king.” I say sitting up, she nods and sits up with me. I think I'm starting to love Pelican town. And of course [Y/N].

[obsoleteozymandias]

Hello! I saw that matchups were open and thought I'd send in a request for Twisted Wonderland.

Appearance-wise I am a 165 cm tall, average build, Bangladeshi woman (She/her and they/them pronouns please). I have wavy black hair that just reaches below my shoulders and I usually dress in South Asian attire, usually salwar-kameez plus a hijab. I also wear glasses. I don't really feel comfortable going out without them 😅

My MBTI and enneagram: INTJ 5w4

Star sign: Sagittarius sun, Virgo moon and rising (I act more like a Virgo, allegedly)

Sexuality: demiromantic asexual (demisexual?)

Personality traits: Calm, collected, polite, quiet, shy (but that can easily be mistaken for being aloof or done with everyone's shit (they aren't entirely wrong about the latter) (someone told me I radiate black cat energy), not very facially expressive (I'm the most emotional emotionless person I know. I do feel things more deeply than people give me credit for), a good listener, hardworking (I often bite off more than I can chew and end up burnt out), intelligent (especially with numbers. RIP impostor syndrome + gifted kid burnout syndrome. As much as I love my major, electrical engineering is kicking my ass). I am also the oldest of three sisters, so I'm good at handling kids (I'm also expected to be the perfect daughter, so... yea). Someone also told me I'm wise, but all that wisdom came from all the books I read + watching Avatar: The Last Airbender lmao. The same person also said my presence was therapeutic (paraphrasing, of course. Also, this is alleged)

Hobbies: Making art, reading, writing, animating (I'm relatively new to animation. I don't know what I'm doing most of the time, but I'm still having fun), basically anything creative. I especially like to draw and paint things that radiate a sense of comfort, nostalgia, and serenity. Someone also told me that my artworks also hold a sort of innocence in the composition of the shapes, colours, and overall vibe of what I draw/paint. I also make jewelry from time to time

Likes: Classical music, lofi hip-hop, indie rpgs (Yume Nikki and Off have me in a chokehold, though not as tight as Obey Me, Court of Darkness, and Twisted Wonderland), tea, creative outlets. I also like to learn psychology

Dislikes: Cruelty, anyone who would dare to threaten my family or friends, loud noises, red meat (The texture is too much for me to handle), bright lights. I also dislike strong smelling things and being in crowded, noisy and bright environments for prolonged periods of time

What qualities do you look for in a partner? It may not look like it on the surface, but I'm a huge softie, I'd like anyone who I can feel safe talking to. They don't need to be perfect, I just need them to put effort into helping me with my emotional needs. I already do that a lot with others, so I'd like it if they turn the tables on me. I also would not tolerate it if my partner belittles me or if they're just mean or rude for no apparent reason.

My love languages include making art for them and spending quality time

How do you want to receive affection? As I stated before, I would like them to put effort into helping me with my emotional needs. I already do that a lot with others, so I'd like it if they turn the tables on me. I would also like physical touch and words of affirmation, but I can't guarantee I'll know how to react to that at first 🥲. It's gonna take some time for me to get used to it

OFF FANS RISE UP!!!!!!! BRING THE FANDOM BACK!!!

== Twisted Wonderland ==>

I match you up with…

Lilia Vanrouge 

Lilia is fascinated by you. You’re so young yet so wise! Your eyes and artistic works show so much wisdom and experience and he wishes to some extent that he could be like you. 

He wants your dedication and intelligence, too. He feels like he’s made some mistakes in his lifetime, and in the darker parts of his mind, he wonders if he doesn’t deserve you. 

You’re quick to remedy that with kisses and cuddles though. 

Side note: Lilia is a little spoon. I do not make the rules. 

He’ll get lost in your passion and artwork for HOURS. Seriously, he’ll just stare at your art and get this sense of comfort that he hasn’t felt before. And he’ll get that comfort all the same with you. You’re like home to him. 

He keeps a small painting of yours on his person at all times, maybe in a locket, which helps him calm down when his emotions get the better of him. 

He’ll also just look at it and giggle and kick his feet. He is whipped. 

Lilia is absolutely someone you can feel safe talking with. He may not always understand your emotions, and he can be a bit pigheaded when he thinks he’s right, but if anyone can talk some sense into him it’s you. 

He’ll be there for you at the end of each day and the beginning of each morning, and he’ll always remind you of how deep his love for you is. You are his everything. 

[tolkpopfan]

No sadly it didn't but that's okay!! I'm so glad it was amazing!! And ooh Kevin? I didn't expect that but he is a west coast boy so it does make a lot of sense 😌 but also he's such a sweetheart- and I love that he became the king of your heart that's so cute!!

I won't lie that beginning was a little overstimulating- it felt like we were entering a sci-fi movie with Diamond Life being the opening- But I can def see how it became like that for you- and I'm sorry that happened but I'm glad you were able to be put at ease during the ment! Kevin truly has that soothing personality~ I'm so glad he put you at ease so you could enjoy the rest of the concert more thoroughly! I love how he went from under the radar to being almost *more than likely* bias~

Yes- yes I did read that hehe~ Damn Sunwoo has just been stripping that man in California ebhbhhba- HE HAD TO GET A NEW ONE?!?!? MY GOD EBHBHEBHA KIM SUNWOO! ERIC SOHN!? He vv much is- (I loved his bite back outfit sm- with that harness around his forearm- idk if it was like that for yours but I hope it was ehbebha) He is vv much not a man to stay in his clothes- he acts embarrased but he kind of lives for it... ehbbhebha- No- that didn't happen... but Younghoon brushed his hair back in Bite Back 🫠💖 and then Sunwoo dropped his jacket off his shoulders... 😳 And then Chanhee growled 'let's go' in that song... And since Hoonie was (in his opinion def not mine) showed up... he dropped his fucking jacket off his shoulders during Watch It... 🫠🫠like the little menace he is :) 💖 Idk how you survived nakey Eric but I'm glad you got to see that firsthand~

Me too... Ngl it doesn't get any easier... I'm so glad you enjoyed them and that your friend seemed to have a good time too! That's so good! OOOHH ?? It was Q there!??! It was Kevin and Eric for us!! Eric's merch sold out that night- and Kevin omg everyone was screaming for him. I love that each boy is getting the attention they deserve at different stops- that's what they deserve 😌💖He absolutely drips charisma... and the facial expressions are killer... Take all the time you need to process! I totally understand (as I still am too).

So does that mean Q is still in the running for you? 👀 And your other biases 👀 or has Kevin swept them away?

Q is still in the top few but Kevin takes first place. And now that I think of it, Eric was def more surprised with the shirt incident but not necessarily embarrassed. More like an “oh shit this was not in the plans” because although he was holding it together with one hand while at the back of the choreo, while he was at the front, he totally showed off. He’s so hot lolol if only I could meet him and stand next to him and not only see his gorgeous face but look down at it. Eheheheheh I love it when guys are shorter than me. And it was really nostalgic seeing Haknyeon because he had his bangs down and he looked just like he did back during p101 s2 so it made me a lil emotional. Tbh, all of them were so amazing.

also, although Eric was still definitely happy to be in Cali despite it not being his hometown LA, Kevin said that the Bay Area was special to him because Levi Stadium (in Santa Clara where the 49ers play) was the first place he ever saw beyonce live and everyone knows how much he lovessssss beyonce.

The other member who seemed especially popular was Sunwoo. And as for my photocard, I got Sangyeon and IDs were Q and Haknyeon. My friend gave me hers because she’s not necessarily a fan, she was there because I invited her. She got the same Sangyeon pc tho. I was too late to do any trading.

But yeah, all in all, it was awesome and I’m so sad it’s over and still not yet entirely cognizant of the fact that it may be a very long time before I see another concert. But it was worth the significant amount of money I spent.

[bengiyo]

The Warp Effect Ep 11 Stray Thoughts

Last time on the queer show with so many plot threads:

Jedi proposed to Rose! The proposal was lovely, and unfortunately dampened by gross homophobes who deserved a brick to the teeth. Joe and Army are having problems, because Army is not handling Joe's need to be professionally closeted with any amount of grace. We sped through Liu's workplace harassment plotline, and also revealed her foot massage kink. Nim totally pissed off Mollie by saying she wants to be a single mom and not get close IMMEDIATELY AFTER HAVING SEX. Jean attempted to have sex with Tony, but her trauma came back; thankfully, Tony stopped, listened to Jean, and left when she asked. Also Alex learned that his mom may have had romantic entanglements with the sex ed teacher from Episode 1.

Yeah, all that happened last week.

And now we have a secret baby plot. Saran was the father the whole time!! Interesting that he's become an enthusiastic sex ed teacher after baking on Alex's mom.

I've never exactly been a fan of Newwie, but he's really growing on me with this role. This suits him better.

Sarran bailed because he wasn't ready, and thought annual presents would make up for it? I totally get Alex rejecting these apologies and storming off.

I was wondering if Tony and Kat would start hooking up. I don't mind this; I just hope Jean doesn't get jealous later.

Jan and Silvy was a great pairing choice. Jan continues to build believable chemistry with anyone at GMMTV. I am so rooting for Nim and Mollie to work out.

Hate that Joe has to give this speech to his players, but I do like that we introduced a gay player before we knew about Joe. Soft reminder that these boys are gonna grow up however they are, but how they feel about it will be influenced by their families. Now let's spin this off into a Thai take on Shaolin Soccer.

Love them letting Fluke have some of his facial hair for this soccer scene.

This soccer team just experienced the ending of Love of Siam. They were rooting for the romance, and are sad that Army missed. Have a little patience, babies! This is second chance romance!

Look at that, the homo jocks are back together.

Jean may be a director, but she is not susceptible to grand gestures. Love that for her. Alex told his bio dad that he has to live with his guilt. Let's see how he copes.

Two proms this week. Jedi's wedding and MSP finale.

Okay, but Nim looks so good in this suit.

Whoever said romance is dead has not listened to Jedi talk about Rose.

Look at all this glitter. Please do not spray me in glitter at my wedding, y'all.

Let's go, Joe. We're at a queer wedding. Dance with him.

Okay, I don't care how good Sing looks, I do NOT like proposals at weddings. I'm with Liu. Don't distract from the married couple on their day. Yes this was cute, but please don't do this for real.

Love these shoulder pads on Mollie.

Mollie and Nim made up!

Lot of partner dancing in Thai shows lately.

I'm glad they didn't have that kiss "fix" everything. Doesn't mean Alex wasn't earnest about making things right.

Holy shit y'all Fah is so good.

So sad that we were right about Jean getting an abortion alone after being expelled.

I know the MSP prom better not be this dramatic.

Cher can't help you now, Alex.

These two failed the women in their lives in ways they can't really fix. Curious to see where the magic camera takes us in the finale.

[i-arch-my-backula]

Could I please order a number 5 with Thomas, extra smooches? I just love the thought of a smol s/o beating the shit out of someone for this huge mountain of a man-

 Of course, I would fight most anyone for these men and I am always down to give Tommy boy more loving. I guess he’s a fan favorite right now. So I'm gonna make Thomas younger. In the movie I think he's 30 but I'm gonna make him 19 which puts this in the 50's. I'm setting this back in time because some other guys in town would be making fun of him and you'd be the one to stand up for him. I hope that makes sense. Anyway here's a protective reader and loves of kisses after for you my dear friend.

Warnings: Violence, strong language, blood

Thomas had the day off and you knew you wanted to spend it with him. You two became friends as kids and started dating when you were 15. Your parents never approved of you loving him on account of his facial deformities and the fact everyone thinks he's a bit slow. The boy just can't talk, doesn't mean he isn't smart. You packed up some food for the two of you and took him out to this lovely little park no one usually goes to. Thomas doesn't like being around a lot of people and you don't push it. The most you'll do is take him into town for a little bit while you run into a store.

You set up a blanket, put out the food and popped open some sodas for the two of you. People always give him weird looks for his mask but you could care less about what he wears. Sure he’s a huge man but he’s real sweet if you get to know him. Despite what most of his family’s like. “So Tommy my daddy went out to New York for a trip and he brought me back these sweet pair of shoes and some sweet pants. They’re this lovely purple color and I can’t wait to wear them out in town. He talked all about the big buildings and the busy streets. Oh and there’s this underground train that goes all over the state and take you places. It’s so neat.” Thomas has a smile on his face as he listens to you talk about his trip. He loves hearing your voice. 

“Would you wanna go there some day? I can take ya. Daddy said there’s all kinds of people there. There’s this part of it called Chinatown full of Chinese people. He saw people with bright pink hair and tattoos and I’m sure no one would bat an eye if they saw you. You’ll fit right in.” You take a sip of your soda and Thomas thinks for a bit. As long as he comes back home he’ll go anywhere with you. He nods and your smile grows. “Oh that’s wonderful to hear. I’m sure you’d love to see the world, but I promise we’ll always come back. I know how important home is to you.” He nods and writes something down in a journal he brought with him. He often writes things on paper if he has something to say to you. ‘Home is very important’ it says. 

“Of course Tommy. But as long as you’re with me I’ll be at home.” You grab his hand and give it a good squeeze. The moment is broken up when you hear a truck pull up. You look over and see trouble. Danny, Oliver and Dale hop out. These guy are trouble. You and Thomas stand up and Danny has a wicked looking smile on his face. 

“Guess the freak shows in town this week boys.” His friends laugh and you cross your arms. 

“How about you beat it Danny. We don’t want some spoiled brat to ruin our day.” Tommy is getting nervous. You give him a ‘I can handle it look’ and go back to Danny. 

“Wow the little freaks toy wants to talk shit? I know you don’t have the guts to back up that tough talkin.” He takes a step towards you, you take one towards him. 

“His name is Thomas. Maybe if you took a bath once in awhile you’d be able to hear me. If anyone’s a freak here it’s you.” His smile only grows and you can tell he’s really enjoying himself. 

“That thing shouldn’t have a name. It belongs dead on the table in the slaughter house it works at. You morons should leave town and save everyone some trouble.” You feel rage bubble in your chest. 

“We’ll leave when you stop fucking your sister. Everyone can hear you at night pumping away. Oh and let me tell you she says I’m way better in bed then you ever were.” Danny’s face goes red and he punches you straight in the nose. You stumble back a bit and feel warm blood pour out. You see the smug look on his face and you’ve had it. You jump on top of him and the two of you exchange blows on the ground. Small rocks and broken glass tear at your body while you try to pin him down. He hits your face and chest over and over and you hit him back. You get him good in the eye and on the lip. The last blow comes from you when you hit his jaw so hard a tooth is knocked loose. 

You get off of him, your face and body bloody and bruised. Blood is pouring out of his mouth and you see the tooth laying on the ground. Thomas quickly rushes over to you and checks your body. God he’s so worried about you. You watch as he stands up staggering. Dale and Oliver help him up, boy is he pissed. “You’re gonna pay for this you fucker!” He shouts at you. 

“Just go ahead and leave before you get your shit rocked again mother fucker.” You nose is still bleeding and your cheek is busted. Thomas holds you close to him as the three of them get back in the truck and leave. Oliver flips you off as they drive away. Once their gone Thomas turns to look at you again. “I’ll be fine we just gotta clean me up. Let’s go back to your house ok?” He nods. You stand on your toes and give him a kiss on the cheek of his mask. You clean up the picnic and put a cloth you brought to your nose. You can feel it start to swell. Once you get back to the house Thomas takes you straight to his room and looks over you again. He plants kisses all over your face and hands, making you notice your bloodied knuckles. “I got him good huh Tommy. That’ll teach him to mess with people.” 

He fetches a bowl of water, a rag and some medical wrap. He cleans up your cuts and wounds and wraps them up. Once your hands are wrapped up he kisses them all over again. “Tommy look at me please.” He looks up at you and you cup his face. you start to give him kisses all over his forehead and cheeks and a few on his leather lips. He sits on his bed and moves you on his lap. You cuddle into him and he lays down, you resting on top of him. All the pain washes away as you lay their with you amazing boyfriend

[baxteravenue]

The Club Gets Boring.

summary: sometimes the club gets boring and things feel repetitive, that was until you walked in and now jack knows about marine life.

a/n: lets hope this works, idk at this point i just like writing.

Jack enjoyed the attention he got in his most recent days, his younger self would not have believed anyone if they told him that he’d be pulling tens like nothing. He thought it was funny how growing out facial hair and learning how to do his hair right changed everything for him.

Like said, Jack enjoyed most of the attention he got. He liked the club, it was something that brought together business and pleasure— but tonight he just wasn’t feeling it with the girl that had latched herself onto him for the week. She was pretty but that’s as far as she went, she was just another pretty face and god was he getting tired of em’.

It was crazy how his lyrics never failed to ring true.

I fall in love with girls 'cause they physically appealing. A couple weeks pass and the convos hit a ceiling.

In retrospect Jack had never really been a player, he wouldn’t admit it but he was a relationship guy when it came down to it for that right person. But in his line of work it’s harder, harder to uphold and image and stay faithful. 

“You good?” Urban nudged Jack, bringing him back down. 

Jack had his fourth club appearance of the week and he was just about done, the music was making his ears ring, the girl yapping in his ear was giving him a headache and he felt woozy even without having any alcohol in his system. 

Jack nodded. “Yeah I’m just about ready to go home though.” 

“One more hour and you’re good.” Urban patted his back, going back to chatting with a pretty blonde. 

“Mmm.” He rubbed his eyes. “Fuck.” And just when Jack was about to check out completely, you walked in. 

You weren’t really a club person or a Jack Harlow fan, you didn’t really see the appeal that the grand public did. You thought he was cute, sure, but he wasn’t all that his TikTok comments made him out to be. 

Your friends however were avid club goers, so avid that they knew just about every bouncer and club promoter in the Miami area. They were one of the first people that found out Jack was making an appearance at E11even. They were ecstatic to say the least. 

“C’mon Y/N, get your ass off the couch and get ready we’re not taking no for an answer.” They yelled and you listened and that’s how you ended up at a very packed nightclub getting escorted to a private area. 

“Here you go, remember if yall need anything just let me know.” Nicky was one of the promoters for the club and he was in love with your best friend Mia so if she wanted a private section and anything to drink she was gonna get that. 

“Thanks Nicky.” Mia smiled, placing a kiss on his cheek sending him away with a big smile on his face. 

You shifted in place, the heels you were wearing were already starting to hurt. You looked down at your toes, it was a good thing they were pretty that was the least they could do while you were breaking your ankles. 

“Y/N, you look gorgeous I’m so glad you decided on that dress.” One of your girlfriends slurred, “Really though you’re gorgeous you need to get dicked down tonight.” 

Your eyes widened, feeling your cheeks heat up as if anyone could hear what just came out of her mouth over the loud music. “You’re drunk.” 

She nodded, “I am. I need to be just a little bit more and so do you.”

“Shots!” Leia, your other friend popped up out of nowhere with a bottle of Casamigos and a tray of tiny shot cups. “We’re all taking shots.”

You quickly sat down, sitting the farthest out trying to stay clear of her and her heavy hand. 

“Aht, Aht! Y/N get your ass over here and open! This is your shit.” Leia yelled, pulling you over. “Now open!”

You giggled, opening your mouth letting the alcoholic drink slide down your throat smoothly. It was true you did enjoy a good Casamigos, out of everything it had to be your favorite. 

You scrunch your face, “Ahhhhh. Burns nice.”

Everyone in your section laughed, “There we go girl! Demon time!” 

“Oh shit, there he is!” Mia motioned to the other side of the club. Right in front of us was the V.IP. section, more reserved for actual famous people. “That’s Jack Harlow!”

You looked over, this was the first time you actually saw him. He was wearing a white tee shirt and jeans and it made you laugh at how casual he looked in the setting. 

“I’m manifesting one of us fucking him.” Jada nodded, “One of us gotta go home with him.”

Half the girls shook their heads, either not feeling him or bringing up their boyfriends while the other half smiled and nodded trying to make it a game. 

“How do y’all even expect to get over there and get his attention, especially when that Nova Babe got his already?” You pointed out the girl who was sitting extremely close to him, 

whispering something in his ear every other minute.

“You think too much Y/N, for real.”

You shrugged, leaning back and pulling out your phone. You sighed at the time, you still had a good hour of being here before you could dip. You looked back up, your eyes glancing back over the room somehow meeting eyes with someone you had no idea was looking over at you. 

Your eyes widened as Jack smiled at you, giving you a subtle soft wave.

Confused you turned around to your friends, maybe he was looking at them because there was just no way he had smiled at you. 

You turned back to him, he was laughing. “You.” He mouthed. 

“Me?” You mouthed back. 

He nodded, his smile however dropping as soon as the Nova Babe leaned into his ear again. 

You quickly retracted your eye contact, dropping your head a bit. Leaning over to your friends, you let them know you had to use the restroom. “Anyone else gotta go?”

Nia nodded, “Yeah girl. I don’t want you going alone either. 

On the way over there, ducking and swerving through the crowd you mentally scolded yourself for thinking that Jack Harlow would be giving you his attention even for a second. Not when he was being rumored to be dating Saweetie, you could just never live up to that. You didn’t even like him like that so why were you questioning the situation so much?

You walked into the restroom, going straight to the mirror. You didn’t look bad, in fact you looked really good and that was something you’d never lie about. You were serving face and the dress you had on was hugging every curve just right, your long straight hair complemented everything.

You knew you weren’t leaving with Jack Harlow tonight but you were leaving with someone. 

“You good?” Your friend looked over at you. 

Damn, maybe you were staring at yourself for too long. You nodded. “Yeah, just trying to gas myself.”

Nia shook her head, “You’re bad as fuck Y/N. Most of the girls here can’t even spell that.” 

You laughed. “That’s not true.”

“You’re too sweet, way too sweet.” Nia linked her arms with yours, walking out the bathroom. “So who do you think is gonna get the farthest with Jack?”

You shrugged, walking back into the loudness. “Mm’don’t know.” It would probably Destiny, out of all her friends she just had that to her. The kind of aura that made it easy for her to get anything she wanted.

You’re face scrunched up in disgust as you felt someone grab onto your arm, ���Don’t fucking touch me.” You looked behind to see who had done it. 

It was a security guard, a tall one. “My bad mam but uhm, Jack Harlow wants to know if you want to join his section… you and your friends of course.” 

You gave him a confused look before seeing Jack in his section standing up and peering over, watching the exchange the three of you were having. Nova Babe nowhere to be seen. 

“Huh?” Was all you could say. 

Nia wasted no time, “Yes! We would love to, just give us a second to get our friends.” 

The two of you were off, hurtling through the crowds, Nia pulling at your arm like a rag doll. You were surprised you hadn’t twisted your ankles. “Y/N I swear you got the fucking sauce!” Nia cheered as the two of you walked up to your section. 

“Bitches you’re not gonna believe it, we just got invited into Jack Harlow’s section!”

All the girls stood up in shock. 

“No fucking way, how?” Leia asked.

Nia shrugged, “I don’t know Y/N just got it like that.”

Destiny looked over at you, “You know Jack Harlow?”

You shook your head. “No! I don’t even like him like that, nor do I also know him like that.”

“Doesn’t matter I’m fuckihg him tonight, ooh Y/N you are thee fucking best!” Destiny squeezed by you leading the group of your friends to his section. 

You fell behind, being one of the last ones to enter the section that was way bigger than the one you all were previously in. You frowned as you saw Destiny immediately make her way to Jack, but you quickly wiped it away not wanting to seem fazed… which you weren’t because you didn’t even know Jack!

You stepped back, taking a seat that was closer to the balcony that overlooked the bottom of the club that was packed. 

“Hey I’m Urban.” A deep voice came from beside you, the small couch dipping as he sat down. 

You gave him a shy smile, “Sup I’m Y/N.”

He looked back at your friends and then at you. “You got a lot of friends. They all seem cool and… well don’t take this offensive eager.” 

You let out a laugh, “Most of them have boyfriends, don't worry for your friend. They’re just excited to be here as for some others…” You look at Destiny who was obviously flirting with Jack “Well some of them don’t.” 

“You’re shy huh…” Urban pulled out a blunt, lighting it. “You’ve got this aura it’s nice.”

“No one’s ever told me my aura was nice, I like that.” You nodded. 

Urban took a drag, motioning the blunt to you making you shake your head. “Look Imma be real my friend Jack wanted mostly you to come over… he thinks you’re cute.”

Your eyes widen at Urban’s confession. “What about Nova Babe?”

“Huh?” He looks at you confused.

“Nothing, look I really doubt that and even if he did Destiny is talking to him and she’s good, she’s really good now she’s got the aura. I’m shy. I can't go up and just jump in that conversation—“ Urban quickly grabs your arm dragging you across the section, “Urban where are we— No..” 

“Jack this is Y/N she’s so sweet and uh Destiny, I think your friend was calling you over there.” Urban shoves you playfully into Jack's side making you stumble a bit. You feel Jacks hand steady you and you can’t seem to look up.

“Huh?” Destiny looks at Urban confused.

“Mhm, here come with me I’ll show you.” Soon Urban is walking away with Destiny.

“You good? You almost tripped there.” Jack chuckles, his hand still on your arm.

You look up, his blue eyes already on yours. You feel small next to him and it isn’t because he’s almost a foot taller than you, “Yeah I just– I’m not sure why he did that, I’m sorry.”

He looks confused for a sec, “Why are you sorry?”

You looked back at Destiny who was now engaging in conversation with a group of guys and some of your friends, “Well Destiny and you were talking and I know Destiny and when she wants something she gets it and Urban just dragged me here and interrupted you both which is very rude— Not that Urban is rude he seems really sweet I just…” I look up at Jack who’s face holds a huge grin. 

He nods for me to continue, “I’m listening.” 

You tilt your head. “You’re being sarcastic.”

He shakes his head laughing, “I just thought you would have caught on by now that it’s you who I wanted to talk to? You were the one I waved at, I specifically asked my bodyguard to ask if you’d like to come over… the only reason your friends are here is because you’re here. Destiny or whatever her name is cool but I wanted to talk to you.” 

You feel confused, this stuff doesn’t happen to you. In your group of friends it’s never you, it's always someone else. “Oh.” 

He looks behind him to the sofa, “You wanna sit down and try and talk over this loud music?”

You nod and just right when you’re about to sit Nia is stumbling over, a bottle in her hand with a determined look on her face. “Your turn Y/N!”

Your eyes widen and you look for Jack for help, he stands up leaning down and whispering something in Nia’s ear before stepping back.

“Ohhhh,” Nia smirks. “Okay. Okay, hey be nice to her she’s a really sweet girl but her family knows people if you know what I mean.” 

Jack looks back at you confused by what Nia just said, “Know people?”

You laugh. “Legally I am not allowed to discuss this any further.”

“Oh damn… that’s kinda hot.” 

“Mmm not really.” 

Jack leans back a bit, sitting back down beside you. “So what brings you to Miami? You live out here? Or Spring Break?”

“Spring Break, they had to drag me out here. I'm not a huge fan of Florida to be honest.” You shake your head, you look down at your phone watching the time.

“So you go to school?”

“Mhm, I’m a Marine Biology major.” You nod. 

“Marine Biology? Like some Saving Willy type?” Jack smiles.

“No more like Dolphin Tale, it’s what made me want to pursue stuff like that.” You laughed a bit. It was crazy how clear someone could sound in such a loud environment when you wanted to talk to them. “What about you what do you do?” As soon as those words left your mouth you immediately wanted to slap yourself. 

Jack laughed, “Damn that’s how to humble someone.”

“I– I didn’t mean it like that, it's just…”

“Nah it’s cool, I liked hearing that. I forgot what it felt like. Well I’m a rapper, I rap and stuff like that.” He nodded, slouching over his knees in an attempt to get closer to you. 

The two of you are so close you can feel his breath on you, it smells like mint gum. You probably smell like casamigos and watermelon gum. 

“You’re not drinking?” The lack of alcohol on his breath in a setting like this is surprising.

He shakes his head, “Mm-mm. I don't really drink like that no more. You’re not drunk either?” 

“I’ve taken maybe one shot, I gotta be up in the morning.” You smile at him and his pretty face. You look back at your phone and your smile is immediately replaced with a frown, “Speaking of… this was nice but Ive really got to go now.” 

Jack frowns too, “It’s only midnight?” Midnight. Jack is free to go, the appearance time slot being over. “You know what I gotta go too, let me drive you home?”

You shake your head, “No it’s fine, I doubt you have to go.”

“I’m not letting you go home by yourself because by the looks of it,” Jack motions to your group of friends who look like they’re having the time of their lives with Jack’s friends, “Well I doubt they’re trying to bounce.”

You bit the inside of your cheek, “You don’t even know me.”

“I thought it was obvious that I want to?” He smiled.

You nod, “Okay Jack… you can take me home.” 

Jack didn’t even say anything, he just grabbed your hand dragging you through the crowd to your group of friends. “Imma take Y/N home, i’ll meet y’all at the crib?” 

You look over at your friends, “I’m gonna go. I got the interview in the morning… M’sorry.” 

They all nod in understanding, “You’re good baby text us when you get to the hotel we’ll be back in few okay?” 

Leia eyes Jack, “You better not try anything!”

Jack shakes his head. “I promise to be a gentleman.”

Destiny laughs, “Go Y/N!” 

Your face flushes in a deep red that you can’t see but already know it’s there. “Let’s go.” 

Jack loves the way you look in his passenger's seat, how had the beginning of this night changed in favor so well. “What’s the interview for?” 

“Huh?” 

“That you need to wake up early for?” He asked, trying to pay attention to the road and you at the same time. 

“Oh. Uhm, it's for a summer internship thing in the Galápagos Islands. I really want it and it’s super competitive. They only choose 10 students from the states out of a pool of over 1,000. I doubt I’ll get it but it’s worth a shot. I mean I made it this far.” 

Jack is stunned by how gorgeous and smart you are, it feels like he hasn’t had a real conversation with someone like this in a while where they’re not prying at him for personal information or want something out of him. But with you he finds himself thinking if he’d have any sway in getting you in… not that he’d do it well if you wanted him to he would. 

“That sounds really fucking cool, I really hope you get it. I would love to see pictures of you with those little iguanas.” 

You laugh, “If I do get this I would totally send you pictures of all the land and aquatic life on the islands.”

Jack frowns as he pulls up to your hotel not wanting this night to end just yet. 

“Hey can I get your—“

“I was wondering if I could—“

You both pause before laughing. “Here I’ll put in my number and you can put in yours?”

You both trade phones exchanging phone numbers.

“After your interview are you doing anything?” Jack asks.

“Interview is at 7 AM it should be an hour at most and the girls always sleep in till noon so no…” You shake your head.

“Wanna get some breakfast? I know this hole in the wall and it’s really good.” Jack hopes you’ll say yes and then you’ll say yes again and again and again. 

You nod, “Sure.”

“It was really nice meeting you Y/N, and I mean really nice.” 

You smile, “It was nice meeting you tonight too Jack. Thanks for inviting me and my friends over and taking me home.”

“I’d do it again in a heartbeat.”

“Goodnight Jack.”

“Goodnight Y/N.” 

And for the first time in a while Jack doesn’t kiss a girl after a couple hours of knowing her. In a weird way he feels giddy like a kid again and he can’t wait to go to sleep and wake up the next day and see you. 

You feel giddy as well, hyped up on the fact that you could possibly have a shot at a once in a lifetime opportunity and that a rapper who you thought was a player and maybe a little stuck up, is actually sweet and kind and a very good listener. 

The two of you fall asleep with the thoughts of marine life, breakfast and the thoughts of seeing each other in the morning.

[ddejavvu]

Ohhhh shit here we go, lumberjack!James is gonna be all I can think about for weeks. He’s strong, he’s cuddly, he’s scruffy, he chops down wood to keep you warm and he likes when you steal his flannels 🥵 Please write something for lumberjack!James, I’ll love you forever

Today is multiverse monday! Send me any au you can think of :)

Babe.. this is exquisite.. I’m already writing a fic about lumberjack!james and I haven’t even finished this LMFAO

The part about the scruff- I usually am not a fan of facial hair at all but on lumberjack!james. Yes. But you’re totally right, he’s huge and big and buff and beefy and ripped and he looks so fucking scary but the second he sees you he just :-)

Can you imagine you work at a lil diner in the town that you guys live in together and every day james and his lumberjack friends come over to visit you and have some pancakes and that man does not waste a sEcond of your time together he is just relentlessly flirting and showing you off

Yes. You’re right. The flannels. It’s not a good day unless you’ve got one of James’s flannels on you, he’s got so many different patterns and colors but you’ll always be a sucker for the plain buffalo print

He’s got so many different tools/weapons but obviously the one he uses most is his big huge axe and sometimes he brings it in the house and you’re making dinner and he just plops it on the table you’re like !! James !! What the fuck !! And he chuckles about how worrisome you are and you’re standing there like >:( and he’s standing there like :-)

Listen you need to realize that everything in your house comes from lumberjack!james. He built the couch. He built the bed. He built the table. He built the chairs. Hell, I wouldn’t be surprised if he bought a lil trailer for the two of you to stay in temporarily, then an empty plot of land, and built the whole damn house. He’s constantly modifying or renovating your guys’s house, like if you ever complain about the kitchen being too small?? Not for long.

Okay but that’s really really helpful when he gets too rough in bed bc if it breaks he’s like oh shit I’ll fix that tomorrow babe and by the next day you have a brand new bed

Life with lumberjack!james is cozy. You never run out of firewood, you have an abundance of flannels, and your huge giant buff husband treats you like a fucking goddess