#I am LAUGHING

[essektheylyss]

Yes please give the 22 intelligence hyperfixated wizard with too much time on his hands the secrets of the Age of Arcanum. This can only go well.

[lascapigliata]

some of my favorite reviews of lmm's new little mermaid scuttlebutt song

[hugcollector]

THAT'S ME IN THE CORNER

THAT'S ME IN THE

DAY

LIGHT

.̴̬̬̯̰̭͎̖̘̰͍̗̟͈̝͔͈̟̳̱̺̑͗̌̀̿̆͛̄̽̾͐͊͝ ̴̋̿͛̈̐̈͊̈́͛̇͑̚͠LOSING MY ASCENSION .̴̬̬̯̰̭͎̖̘̰͍̗̟̑͗̌̀̿̆͛̄̽̾͐͊͝

[gardenerian]

goober to goober communication

[filmbyjy]

belift is always public enemy number #1😁

belift😁 I HOPE YOU BURN DOWN TO THE FUCKING GROUND BECAUSE I AM NOT HOLDING MYSELF BACK YOU WHORE👹👹👹

HOW DARE YOU OVERWORK ENHA. JAY HAS BEEN INJURED EVER SINCE THE PREVIOUS TOUR AND YOU DONT WANNA PRIORITISE HIS HEALTH??

[spoonoftar]

Why Jaune would win every job interview in Eastern Europe?

- Because he’s 19yo with 25 years of experience.

[marinaiguess]

me, watching my little bro play sonic cd: oh no, you ruined the future, it’s bad future now

my brother: well, sorry, but i’m no silver, i dont know how to fix the future

[biblicallyaccuratepigeons]

Before I go to work: I hope we all know that just because I would have done the exact same thing and am incredibly amused by all this doesn't make it any less deplorable

[eternalstarlights]

Person: (Hold free samples)

Me: (Walks towards her with big eyes)

Friend 1: That is soap, not food.

Me: Oh. (Looks disappointed)

Friend 2: (Laughs) Amy is like a dog. She goes after food anytime she sees food.

[agentscamander-romanoff]

ExCUSE ME????

PRIVATEERS???

PRIVATEERS???

[essektheylyss]

apparently Sandkheg's Hide is being delivered via Stone's Throw Shipping these days

[the-football-chick]

Commanders trade defensive end Chase Young to the 49ers for a third-round draft pick.

IG: nfl (10/31/23)

[shirajellyfish]

I turn on boops and ten seconds later

[godmerlin]

i got my first merlin anon hate i think i've made it on tumblr dot com lmfao

[absolute-flaming-trash]

When a bunch of shit goes wrong consecutively back to back to the point you start looking for the hidden cameras.

[st4r-t3ars]

*ahem* I present to you:

Vrog the Frog Vod