#I am 35

[lilbit-of-kizzy]

Ok which of you fuckers planted the "supine is on your s(u)pine, prone is on your pronis??" Hmm? Who did it???

Cause now I can't read either one with bursting into stupid little giggles 😂

[delcat177]

You are a rock star and a scholar OP, thank you

For the record, I wasn't in chat rooms in 1998, I was 11, but I knew about clearing my browser because our Windows 95 didn't have much memory and all those entries took up valuable space on Netscape

Computer Rule Of the Time: Don't make too many new files, try to reuse the ones you have. You can't ever really delete something, it just shrinks 'em down real small, eh?

We did our best

This is the most 1998 thing I’ve read in my life.

[kendrilybee]

I ate an entire bag of haribo gummies and it was a MISTAKE I have REGRETS and I WILL DO IT AGAIN

[doctorsiren]

Have you considered wrightworth, but as old men?

best I can do is hot middle-aged men 😁

[blueskittlesart]

a little preview of my first-semester senior thesis, Lady Cottontail: Knight of the Warren! It's a middle-grade graphic novel following a rabbit knight and her journey through multiple animal kingdoms to find her warren's kidnapped princess. this is just a taste of the full thing, which right now comes in at 46 pages for just act 1! I plan to continue it next semester of course but working on it for the last few months has really given me a new love for these characters. and a new hatred for drawing trees. i drew so many trees. anyway :) i hope you like it lol

[haliaiii]

Full future Maya design plus Tatsuya and Jun

[madwomansapologist]

Please share your headcanon about gale's kinks!!!!

gale's kinks/turn ons

Navigation | More Wizard of Waterdeep | AO3

synopsis: A deep dive into what the smart wizard man think it's hot. Yes, the brain rot is that serious.

warnings: i'm sick so if this isn't good i will blame the pills. testing a new format. this is about sex, don't interact if you're a minor. remember: if you kink shame me i will get horny just to spite you.

PRAISE KINK

That's a man willing to write poetry about your body, mind and soul. His tongue has only two purposes on life, and both of them involve making you see stars. If his mouth isn't in use, he will be praising you.

And when Gale feels so good he can't even speak, isn't that a praise on itself?

But that we all know. His reaction to receiving praise is what makes me want to bite my fingers off.

Gale Dekarios knows his value as a wizard, but not as a man. His ambition isn't a consequence of his desire to pursue more, but to be more. To deserve love, he must prove his worth. As we all know, it often doesn't end in a good way.

I don't think Mystra ever wasted her precious time to assure Gale of the contrary. And when she did, it wasn't about Gale Dekarious: it was about Gale of Waterdeep, her chosen. How his control of the weave was impressive, how he could conjure any sort of images, how his illusions could fool everyone.

So when he receives praise for any other part of his life that isn't his academic pursues, a part of his brain burns. Be as intricate as his poetry or as lascive as one can be, Gale can feel his knees getting weak. Weaker.

FOOD PLAY

Not only Gale loves to cook and bake, but he loves the whole idea of being responsible for making someone stronger and healthier. Hunger is a hurtful thing, that he knows, and he don't want anyone else to deal with it.

It comes hand to hand with his praise kink. When you eat something good, you don't need to use words: your whole body shows it. He would apreciate the compliments, nonetheless.

To spoon feed you would be such a turn on. It's so intimate, such a show of trust and care, nothing but human. The way your mouth opened for the spoon, how your tongue licked it clean. Can you blame him?

After helping you eat, it would be his turn to end his hunger. You don't mind being his plate, do you? Gale promises to lick you clean. You always taste so sweet for him, what's a bit of honey to add to that?

OLFACTOPHILIA

Your scent can turn him into a fucking mess. There is something so human about it. So natural and real about it. Is just you.

After a fight, when you are covered in sweat and blood, he can't help himself. To be around you can make him drool. You fresh from your shower, smelling just as you and not as any perfume. When you spend the day laying around and is too lazy to get clean.

The amount of times his cheeks burned red because he breathed in when you walked past and a companion noticed can't be numbered.

Gale prefers to undress you rather you doing it yourself. That means he will be able to breath deep against your undies before getting them off of you.

Wanna get him as hard as a rock in mere seconds? Give him a underwear you used for a long time. Just threw it at his face and go on with your day. He will be quick to follow.

Gale loves how he can still smell you on his upper lip after going down on you. If you squirt, he will cum on his trousers. I don't make the rules.

FACE-SITTING/FACE FUCKING

Again: his mouth has only two uses. Is almost therapeutic for him. Just get on top of him, use his mouth however you want. The place in between your legs seen perfect for him to die on.

Gale Dekarios is a service top looking for a pillow princess/prince. I VOLUNTEER!

FINGERS IN MOUTH

You know that feeling of not knowing what to do next? Where to put your hands, what to do with your mouth? Since he prefers to be the one doing things, this can be a problem. A problem that can be easily solved by your pretty fingers.

It can hit even harder if he's in the process of casting something and you stop him by just putting your fingers into his mouth. Gale won't even know hot to react. Actually, he might suck them.

Ok, he might have a oral obsession. What are you, Freud?

BONDAGE

Hand to hand with that sort of anxiety about what he must do next. Make sure Gale stays put in place and use him. Remember guys, your service tops also deserve to be fucked around a bit.

Magic restrains or ropes, and make sure to do some beautiful knots. He could break free from them, but Gale won't desobey. Not after you spend so long getting him ready for you.

shadowheart turn ons/kinks

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BALDUR’S GATE 3 TAGLIST: @citrusbunnies

@ madwomansapologist.tumblr.

[wordsinhaled]

"You ever think—what if Death did catch us? She'd force us to go to the afterlife and split up." "I will make sure that never happens."

[eatsbooksarchive]

kaz brekker: this madness (a crush on inej) has GOT to stop!!!

also kaz brekker, when speaking to inej: i would come for you. and if i couldn’t walk, i’d crawl to you, and no matter how broken we were, we’d fight our way out together.

[im-totally-not-an-alien-2]

Okay, so I was thinking about how much I hate my government rn, which led to me thinking about all the things I would do differently-then it struck me.

Could I become president? Apparently no, at least not yet.

I'll see you guys in 7 years 😘

[kindahoping4forever]

Michael for HATC Magazine

📸: Kevin Sikorski

[oifaaa]

Just so everyone knows how much of a pathetic Irish woman I am it is 21°C and I am burning alive (21°C = 70°f)

[madeleinefjall]

The crimson dragon

[c0smiccl0wn]

idk what this is but i wanted to draw something sun and moon

[beardaxemcbreadhobnob]

Wake up new unromancable blacksmith for the rune factory series just dropped. And theyre hot too sorry.

[namoscar]

Now that the Zine is Out... It's Time... FRIGHTERS‼️

MY ZINE PIECES‼️‼️

Yep!! I did Fazbear Fright Pieces for the @happiestdayfnaf Zine, because someone's gotta Carry the Frighters 💪💪

You Don’t Know how Excited I am to Finally show these- I FINISHED BACK IN MARCH AND APRIL! Even with all the Months that Passed, I'm still Super Proud of what I did.

BUT THAT'S NOT ALL- I also Did

STICKERS!! That's Right- I got to make a Sticker Sheet, including some of my Favorite FF Stories (and Into the Pit)

Unfortunately, I Don't think you'll be able to Buy this Separately- BUT you get it when you Buy the Merch Bundles so that's still pretty cool =]]

BUT THERE'S STILL MORE. That's right, not only did I get to make a Sticker Sheet, but I got to Draw

THE MIMIC‼️‼️ I got to do the Shaker Charm that'll be Made if (or when) the Zine reaches its Stretch Goal!! Originally I wasn't going to, but someone needed to take it over, and I was prepared for the Grind-

Ok NOW That's it! Sorry for such a Long Post, but I'm super Proud and Excited at all the Work I got to do for this Project!! This was the first Zine I've ever Done, and I'm so Happy I got to be a part of it.

PLEASE CHECK OUT THE REST OF THE ZINE!! EVERYONE WHO WORKED ON IT DID AMAZING!!

And please consider buying a Physical Copy if you Can- It's for a Great Cause =]