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lets be protected by mama

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*bleeding to death because the paramedics can’t break the windows to get me out of my stupid fucking truck* heha well at least i dont have to worry about the friggin Zombie Apocalypse… awesomesauce 😎

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picturing a man alone in his silent, dark apartment bobbing for apples. it’s soaking his hair and the carpet

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it’s like you’re being ratatouilled but the rat is your shame

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I broke a ramune bottle to get the marble out for my dragon.

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this video i found on pinterest kicks ass

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He is going to fly away!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Come back

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Costco Diana Sauce vortex sighting, June 2002

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sinkhole in Illinois, 2024