#I ain't tagging all that

[levemetal]

No I won't elaborate

[puffin-smoke]

Hi I'm bored sitting on a train, so here's--

All the Redacted Characters I could Take in a Fight

Caelum

Regulus

Damien

David

Aaron

Asher

Blake

Ivan

Elliott

Guy

Echo

[missimoff]

Done with the last part

I didn't even try with the colouring, took a day off and lost motivation. Art.

Character credits:

Dream and Nightmare: Joku

Ink: comyet (ily)

Horror: Sour apple studio

Dust: AskDusttale

Killer: Rahafwabas

Swap:P0pc0rnPr1nce

Error: loverofpiggies

[idontknowwhyimhere102]

You've got to be shitting me

[nunalastor]

Had a weird dream where Lucifer had to call a Sins meeting for whatever reason, but he was really nervous about it because each Sin is influenced by the Sin of whatever Ring they are in.

So, they get there and after a few minutes Ozzy makes a comment about Lucifer being unprofessional, and how he could've set up the meeting much better. Because Pride is influencing the rest of the Sins. And then everything sort of devolved into everyone measuring up to each other, and Lucifer sort of gave up on having a productive meeting.

Thought that was sort of an interesting concept. I'd wager, in this world, Gluttony would be the best place to hold a meeting. Because, yeah, they'd probably all get drunk off their asses, but:

Pride: Easily devolves into the sins aggrandizing themselves and putting each other down, which devolves into infighting.

Sloth: Too tiiired to do the meeting. Rescheduled and everyone takes a nap.

Lust: Who the fuck is focusing in the lust ring. They're all leaving with a few more STDs than when they arrived.

Envy: Probably a similar issue to pride. Heaven forbid someone has a nice new piece of jewelry, or a new partner, or literally anything that someone there doesn't have. Lucifer being there would be a nightmare by itself, seeing as he has the highest position among them and the most power.

Wrath: If someone sneezes wrong, there'll be a hundred year war for it.

Greed: I guess this one could work too, but I feel like they would be too focused on themselves and their own gain. Time is money, and if this meeting isn't earning them anything then what's even the point of being here?

Plus, gluttony isn't just drinking, so Bee could probably save it by just setting up a big feast for every meeting. I imagine this would be so annoying for whatever Sin is hosting, because they're used to their own sin and how to function with it. For the others, it's like having to babysit a bunch of screaming toddlers.

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[ellennieel]

the folk of the air au stardust style where all eldred's dead children hang out in the afterlife eating popcorn and doing bets on the shit that will happen

balekin's death in a nutshell

[doueverwonder]

going off Florida's comment in this video of Spanish being his first language that would imply most of the states don't speak English as they first language and the idea that Gov just forgets this has me rolling.

Like by the logic in that video most of the states speak French as their first language (24 I think, if my memory is right) I think Illinois and Arkansas would be the funniest for him to forget because they can both "where do you think the S went??"

I think remembering Utah's first language is Spanish would be the most shocking one for Gov, bc no offense to Utah but he acts like he says the L's in tortilla. Also I think the idea of Gov going to check on the region meetings, walks into the west and half of them are arguing in Spanish and he just back it up, doesn't have Florida with him, so not today.

during one of the cyberattack videos a "if only we had someone who speaks Russian!" and it pans to Alaska (or MAYBE even Washington or Oregon) and he's looking in the camera like he's on the office.

and then like not even the 13 all speak English as their first language. New York, Jersey and Connecticut's first language is Dutch, Delaware and Pennsylvania's is Swedish. Gov gets roasted bc the states had a dumb joke about taking Delaware with to IKEA whenever they go and what did he think the origin of that was? Delaware really liking ikea and the other states being considerate for once?

dude finally realizes only eight states have English as their first language and is like "why did no one tell me this?" and the full answer is "you never asked?"

[fatherrats]

MY SIBLING MADE ME BABY BILL FOR CHRISTMAS ???? 😭

@tuna-tunafish made this

[therestlesswon]

More AU stuff...

So, I had this funny idea where if you (somehow, I don't know how yet) encountered Puppet Aristo, he'd say something that changes depending on the Toon you're playing as (Like Glistens text but red >:3) And only you can see what he says (It's different for everybody)

Like, he says something like "The circus called, they want their balloons back." for Looey.

Check below the cut in case you want to see them all...

Keep in mind, all dialogue is Aristo.

Astro:

"Don't fall asleep on me. Or do, it's easier to control that way."

Boxten:

"Play some chase music for me, will ya?"

Brightney:

"Be careful where you shine that light. It might- Why am I giving you advice?"

Connie:

"Being invisible won't work against me."

Cosmo:

"You can't heal damage from me... It's called a one-shot."

Dandy:

"I've been waiting for this for a long long time..."

Finn:

"End of the line, you've already reached your peak."

Flutter:

"Flight F7U, now's the time to crash."

(Quick insert here, F7U is like FLU for the first 3 letters of Flutter. A code name if you will.)

Gigi:

"We're a great team, get over here and join my side..."

Glisten:

"Draw all the attention to you. Let me kill you first."

Goob:

"Bring them over to me, will ya?"

Looey:

"The circus called, they want their balloons back."

Pebble:

"You know how much I'll regret killing you? Too bad, I need to."

Poppy:

"No matter what, one hit and you're popped."

RazDaz:

"Two kills for one? Great deal if I say so myself."

Rodger:

"Get your research while you still can."

Scraps:

"No more bullseyes unless you willing to die for it."

Shelly:

"Let's be honest here, the reason why you were the last old main to be Twisted by Dandy was because you were forgotten."

Shrimpo/Shrimpy:

"Really? Shrimpy? Never expected you'd make it this far."

Sprout:

"Rotten."

Tisha:

"Tisha... Second to last person I'd expect here."

Toodles:

"Oh my... How am I going to kill a CHILD for god's sake..."

Vee:

"First question, Wood or metal? Trick question! Wood. Always. Wins."

I did a funny

[mrs-bluemarine]

More pkmn claims because I'm stuck at work and dying

Wes: Bouffalant & Beartic he gets two I don't make the rules

Barnaby: Lopunny

Gordon: Arbok. Because scary face. Yes

Usami: Tinkaton

Vasily: Larvitar, tastes like a ground type user 2 me

Lafitte: Absol ♥️ so nice you get to see me yap about it twice

Thunderland: Mandibuzz.... Pikachu was my original idea but that rat owes me money and does not belong here. Also Mandi is prettier

[cringefailvox]

if you, too, want your shipping charts to look like a child's unholy art project, look no further than becoming a poly multishipper

[condishawn-haver]

Math book doodle compilation bc i got nothing better to post today (part 1)

Reached the limit!

[clefaiiiry]

i had a joke to put here

[bloodyneonwolf]

I'm not sure what to post soo here's the first one-

So I made a tier list based on how well they know about gen alpha [and probably how often they say gen alpha slangs] [idk what got into my head] [might not be lore accurate but eh]

[The tier list is based on intensity btw]

Meow

[persicapink]

DC primates off the top of my head