#I ain't ready for this shit

[yandere-romanticaa]

THERE IS NOTHING WORSE THAN FINDING OUT SOME OF THE HOTTEST TEA IMAGINABLE, ONLY FOR YOU TO BE SWORN TO KEEP IT A SECRET FROM YOUR GAL PALS, I'm in HELL y'all

[ahkaraii]

“Good fight,” Don compliments. “Not good enough, though.”

Schwann knows when he’s lost. He resorts to a cool, helpless apathy in these moments: a trait characteristic to him since he was given a name.

“Then kill me,” he says without inflection.

“You won’t beg for your life?” Don asks.

“I am already dead,” Schwann says. “There is nothing to beg for.”

"Geez, you kids sure are getting bleak," Don sighs. "Cheer up son, today's your lucky day! Hey, boys! Give this man a good Altoskian welcome, and escort him to a cell, will ya?”

[cobra-creampuff]

my sister is telling my dad the story of last night and they are hard core both sidesing it. "well, you know, she doesn't take apologies well..." 1. that's her fucking problem not mine. 2. that doesn't have any fucking bearing on the two and a half hours straight of transphobic talk. 3. not taking an apology well is one thing, telling someone they're "lucky" you're not assaulting them when they say they're sorry for being a bit rude is actually a totally different thing LOL!

[metalfeather]

Why didn't any of you tell me my old barber has been sabotaging me for the past 26 years and I could have been looking like this the whole time

[senjutsunade]

I demand retirement.

@konohagakurekakashi

[blushblushbear]

Fuyu may be a bit of a stiff stuffy old man

But he's sad and lonely and really into theater and interested in musicals and such and fucking SAME

I wanna hold him, never let him be alone again and also take him to see a Broadway show or show him Pavaroti and both of us be excited nerds about it

Also he's tall and I'd have fun yanking him down to my height for a smooch

[nerevarswritingstuff]

TIaF Teaser - Chapter 34 (2)

Macaque can’t stand how his chest clenches at being called that. With a bit too much force, he takes the teapot and sets it aside, nearly cracking the poor object. There’s too much going on in his head, and now this? He can already feel a migraine coming, and massaging his temple isn’t going to help.

He pulls out his pipe and lights up a smoke for himself, puffing once, twice. Fengshe, in the meanwhile, remains where he’s standing, his tail swaying rhythmically. The calm demeanor tells Macaque that Fengshe knew he’s been here, alive, for a good long while. But too many questions flood his mind and bottleneck at his tongue. He can’t panic. Not now. So long as Fengshe doesn’t go to Lihua—

Unless…

She already knew too…

She had to, in order for Fengshe to know. But when did she find out? When did she tell him? Macaque’s head is already aching trying to think about it with everything else swirling in the tempest that is his thoughts.

“You sure look like you got a lot of questions…” Fengshe pushes himself off the wall and walks closer, brushing past him to the teapot. “I could answer them… but you’d have to answer my questions as well. We could even make it into a game, hah!”

The smile on Fengshe’s face reminds Macaque way too much of Auntie, of Huyao. He narrows his eyes. “You’ve been hanging around those huli jing’s too much.”

A shrug from the younger monkey. “What can I say? Those two have been more like family to me than my actual family, so…” The low blow doesn’t go unmissed from Macaque, eliciting a small snarl and another puff of smoke from his pipe. Fengshe raises a brow, leaning in. “What’s wrong, big brother? I thought you liked below-the-belt quips. Thought that was your whole style.”

[sav1ored]

// Negan is definitely 100% dominant in all his relationships, or with his side quest. But it's rare for him to let a woman take charge in the bedroom. Personally, I don't see Negan ever letting a woman take control unless it's someone he truly loves and desires.

And of course, trust. Which that is such a big thing for him. To allow a woman to take charge. For example : a female muse riding him without Negan being the one to control the rhythm and the pacing. Like giving up all that to let her be in control.

( also when i say control i don't mean like pegging, or making him a bottom bitch cause my negan is not into anything like that. )

But yes, so just know in the bedroom he's the one demanding what he wants, and what position and tossing your muses around like a doll tbh. lmao !! with care of course. But yes, if he trusts you, it's such a big thing.

[downtherabbitholewithlucy]

🌹Mr. BASSanova🌹

[moongothic]

God I wish I could remember what Oda once said about mothers in One Piece... I can't remember if it was about Luffy's mother in particular or moms in general, but he essentially joked about how you'd have to be A Really Horrible Mother to allow your child to go off and become a pirate (dangerous business no loving mother would allow)

And just... My vague memory of that comment is living in my head right now, because truly, if Crocodile somehow is Luffy's mom, truly nothing would make him a worse mom than

Literally trying to murder his child and beating him to near death multiple times the first time they actually meet

Going so far to stop being a mom that he became a dad instead

[mortiferumsomnum]

six lines sunday, tagged by @bloustorm 💙 I don’t have anything in my drafts, recently, but i do have an idea that’s been bothering me during my review *wheeze* 

However, Bill couldn't shake off his apprehension for the little, cute fella; he still remembers Steve (RIP), and he still remembers the screams. He KNOWS that this little creature is luring him into a false sense of security.

And it seems that the little, green blob couldn't make him calm, because it stops purring and scooches away from Bill.

"Please... Don't you fucking dare..."

The little blob opened its little mouth...

...AND TRILLED.

*EXCESSIVELY LOUD CACKLING* Maybe I’ll continue this someday... XD

Tagging (if you want to uwu): @gilbirda , @stealingyourbones , @aro-screams-into-the-void , @messedupmoon , @tinybrie 

[cardboxshelter]

My work colleague: *is telling a story ab how she got angry at her bf for saying that thinking someone is pretty doesn't mean he wants to ditch her*

My work colleague:lmao there is no way to find someone pretty/handsome and NOT be attracted to them

My aroace ass hearing this:😬

[thescarletgarden1990]

I am seriously NOT ready for what GO season 3 will do to me.

[theophagie]

I'm not good at this staying away from social media on purpose thing. Anyway cringe diary time but whenever I'm with my friends and the partners topic comes up I'm left 🧍‍♂️ because oftentimes they lament things that honestly sound good to me... and then I reflect on what kind of relationship I would be comfortable in in general and go "mhhh yeah let's just be sympathetic and say nothing else right"

[lotusillustration]

anyway lilith's sunlight sensitivity also comes back after the netherbrain goes boom & she immediately casts darkness so astarion doesn't have to run off I Do Not See the way that scene actually goes

[nerevarswritingstuff]

I AM SO SCARED FOR WHEN WUKONG IS GONNA DISCOVER MACAQUE IS ALIVE,, YOU SAY IT WILL BE FUN BUT ALL I KNOW IS FEAR /LH

What are you talking about?

It's gonna be

So

Fun

:)

:))))