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zzzilan · 4 months ago

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im not saying you should date someone youre not physically attracted to but obsessing over someones vessel and not spirit/soul is the reason why relationships dont last and divorce rates are high

#what i’m saying is #i ain’t got no type #.#jk what i’m saying is a lot of attractive ppl aren’t ok in their heads #at all #no personality no interests/passion #no integrity no morals #feel me?

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garnetblackwater · 7 months ago

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“I can’t believe you’d smash(insert not so human character)”

I’d fuck a disembodied voice if it said the right things to me.

#at least it would always whisper sweet nothings #i’m not picky #I ain’t got no type #bad bitches is the only thing that I like #it tried to autocorrect to bad butches #that too #monster fucker

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singing-robot · 3 months ago

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I almost forgot I made this…. The long-awaited sequel to this post.

#papyrus #undertale #singing robart #can’t polish it further or make something new bc I really wanted to post it today but I’ve just had surgery so. I ain’t attempting it.#I hope you find this as funny as I do #lemme know if I messed up the alt text my vision got blurry while I was typing

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crustycrackhead · 3 months ago

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Swampcat but the fic I can’t fucking write but I’m throwing the idea to the tank of sharks— I need to like clean it up but this is a very barebones sketch lol— also I think it would be slay if Kremy has reading glasses (old man)

*I sit a round table full of papers, it’s frantic, it’s crazy (normal), I sound desperate as I describe the scenes to you*

Go under here for my crazy

First lil encounter to me where they start piquing each other’s interests… you picking up what I’m putting down?

Somethign somethign, they usually do their paperwork, accounting, tax fraud in complete silence. It’s both of their quiet time, it’s a welcomed bliss because the rest of the party is pretty loud. ADHD AUTISM BODY DOUBLING MOMENT OKAY!!!

Okay anyway, I think from what I picked up, they’re both pretty competent at handling money and numbers. (Good at math, Frost would be really into theoretical mathematicals while Kremy is more applied maths core. This is all headcanon lol). FUCK IM BAD AT SUMMARIZING SHIT BYT ANYWAYS—

Eventually during their wordless agreement, they begrudgingly let each other check each other’s work, looking for errors and proofreading shit. Mutual respect (THIS IS LIKE SEX TO ME). Blah blah blah, you’re prolly getting tired of me rambling BUT UR IN MY LION’S DEN AND YOU MUST SIT AND LISTEN TO ME!!! 🫵🫵🫵

Frost leans in as he looks over Kremy’s paperwork (this is the sexiest thing to me okay), the fur from his cheek rubs against Kremy’s scales of his neck. I think texture wise, it’s like autism heaven bruh. They’re each other’s stimboard. THAT’S THE DYNAMIC I LIKE MMM YUMMY. It just feels nice to be in each other’s presence, fur against scales, cool against warmth, thermodynamic equilibrium.

Have a Drabble meow ⬇️

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There’s a tension in the air so thick he could’ve cut it with a knife, and the offer from Frost still rings in Kremy’s head. The lizardfolk almost felt dizzy even thinking about it.

“I can amend that”

Frost’s words repeated in his head, voice deeper than usual. It was such a vague offer but Kremy knew what laced those words, he saw the hunger in that tiger’s eyes. He might just take up his offer, the thrill of it made his spine shiver.

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Like imagine that, lien taht, that’s the flavor, the thrill in the anticipation of it! THEY’RE FREAKSSASA !!!!! FREAKSSSS

#my art #swampcat #my inane rambling #clay rambles #ouaw swampcat #swampcat ouaw #there’s a Drabble in there #but I ain’t a writer #Kremy X Frost #Frost X Kremy #Kremy Lecroux x Morning Frost #Morning Frost x Kremy Lecroux #sighhhhh #they make me crazy #IM LIKE LAUGHING CUZ ITS JUST FOR LIKE A STUPIF REASON WHY— BUT THEY SLAY LMAO #me when I ship my two favorite characters and it somehow works #but also this also part of my like wordlessly in Witchlight polycule thing where Kremy just doesn’t know LOL— I JUST THINK THAT HILARIOUS #bro is just like “everyone is a macking it crazy style and sloppy style and no one wants to kiss me cuz im a freak and im evil #I think that’s the miscommunication I like— only when I do it (said in a very annoying way) ANGST HURT COMFORT HAPPY ENDING TYPE SHIT OKAY—#okay this is so goofy— I can’t take shit seriously becuase it feels like I’m putting these mofos under a Petri dish and examining them #this just started with the thought of what if doing math is sexy and cool— yeah SIGHHH IM SO LAME LMAO— my brainstorm got carried away lol #tw suggestive #ALSO #LONG POST

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insanesonofabitch · 1 year ago

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Sometimes I feel like a clown for destiel truthing in the year of our lord 2023 but then I see people destiel denying in the same year and that’s like. That’s worse.

#finding anti-destiel youtube comments posted under the most homoerotic destiel clip taken straight from the show is the funniest shit ever #absolutely CACKLING my ass off these people can’t be real #I’m not even arguing like I ain’t touching that. I’m just observing you from afar.#and I can see that we’re both clowns but in very different opposing ways.#“dean’s not gay” I’m imagining you as Dean Winchester frantically typing on his laptop #would it be out of character? maybe. does it make everything 100x funnier tho? definitely.#also #what if I told you they truthed it. it got truthed.#supernatural #spn #destiel #insaneposting

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invalidname19 · 2 years ago

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~ma coohie PINK, ma booty🕳️ BROWN‼️~

#madara uchiha #madara #hashirama #hashirama senju #hashimada #hashirama x madara #madara x hashirama #hsmd #H-S-M-D sounds like a psychedelic 💀#my bad that I haven’t been posting much #the house got flooded w/ water and I was in car crash #this has probably been typed out before on someone’s a03 notes 😟#inspo for this JPEG was from a a03 fic’s name #it’s called -In the Venus flytraps’s grasp #it’s got nothing to do w/ the fic but credit yknow #the fic itself….. I’m good.. I’m good… WE GOOD #iit ain’t my cup of fruit

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jemgirl86 · 2 months ago

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Reblogs and tags on my post about the rumor that Bucky is gonna cameo in Brave New World have me curious. If you could have Bucky show up in one scene in Cap 4 (it should only be one scene, at most, because this is Sam’s movie) what would you have him show up to do???

🙋🏾‍♀️ I’ll start:

Okay, so when the opening credits play, it’s over a backdrop of Bucky helping Sam move to Harlem. That’s it. He doesn’t even have to speak. He just has to help Sam relocate to Harlem lol. I’d also be fine with a phone call at the beginning or even a post credit scene where Bucky’s like “So, how’s Harlem treating you?” 😭

#sam wilson #bucky barnes #brave new world speculation #ngl i do feel some type of way about this rumor #because if bucky cameos in cap 4 in the same year when he’s gonna have his own movie #when sam never got to cameo or even be mentioned in anything except a cruise promo & a cartoon i’m gonna start flipping tables in this bitch #y’all think i complain a lot now - huh you ain’t seen nothing yet!

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sevenmothz · 24 days ago

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The review embargo got lifted for Veilguard and, predictably, it’s a whole damn mess lmao.

You got people with legitimate complaints, people that were gonna hate the game no matter what because Reasons(TM) (also known as “It’s not Origins” lmao), grifters and tourists that are just fanning the flames because they’re so miserable that they can’t let anyone else be happy, people that enjoyed the game (and getting hate for it—or being called a shill/sellout), and fans being overly positive in reaction to the louder end of the anti-woke morons.

Anyway, friendly reminder that all reviews are just opinions from a variety of different people with their own biases, experiences, and perspectives. Ultimately, they don’t really matter bahaha. If you’re on the fence, just wait for gameplay videos to come out (no commentary ones are best) and see if it’s something you’re invested in or not.

#i find reviews generally pretty worthless honestly #for games that i don’t for sure know if i’ll like it or not just due to it being a new IP or a type of game i haven’t tried out before #i’ll usually check out gameplay first #because at the end of the day my own opinion is what matters when it comes to what i want to play #i mean shit i got into sleeping dogs after watching about an hour of a yogscast member playing it haha #same happened with supermarket simulator after watching the gamegrumps play it #both games i ended up putting a decent amount of hours into #literally only stopped playing supermarket simulator lately because i’m trying to finish inquisition before veilguard comes out xD #singull ain’t playing

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unknownarmageddon · 2 months ago

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Oh well, I think Officer, That's Not Mine! By Sorry Mom can be interpreted as Kross

OHHH WHAT THE HELL okay i can’t listen to it right now i’ll have to later but i got curious and looked at the lyrics and goddd dude. yeah. yeah. there’s kross there

#that’s kinda killer about cross #maybe it could be either of them about the other in some places really #but mostly it’s killer to cross methinks #but melatonin ain’t got shit on you babe…….. you’re really not my type at all and i think you hate me anyway………#and you fucked up and cared about me………#what else did you expect you should’ve known; i’m a fucking mess and all that’s left is the crazy bitch you called the cops on…….#i think you’re cute and you think i’m a junkie……#FALLS OVER AND DIES #yea. god #it’s definitely kross in general but it does make me think of rental suits a bit too

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a-concert-just-for-me · 2 months ago

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Tua season 4 still has me feeling physically ill like what the hell was that

#even though mostly everyone agrees I ain’t maintagging this #the massacred every single character holy shit #and they never even got to heal from their abuse #‘let’s just all kill ourselves to save the world’#okay I was okay with a tragedy-type ending before I thought about it and was like wait. that sucks man #because why does Reginald suffer no consequences for his part in all this #why do the abuse victims have to disappear to make the world a better place

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dream-thief-forever-amen · 4 months ago

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I love how Terminator Uncle just uses a moderately angled stick as his weapon. It’s like carrying around a pool cue and stabbing people with it. There’s something particularly brutal about stabbing people with objects with a rounded edge.