#I ain’t got no type
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im not saying you should date someone youre not physically attracted to but obsessing over someones vessel and not spirit/soul is the reason why relationships dont last and divorce rates are high
#what i’m saying is#i ain’t got no type#.#jk what i’m saying is a lot of attractive ppl aren’t ok in their heads#at all#no personality no interests/passion#no integrity no morals#feel me?
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“I can’t believe you’d smash(insert not so human character)”
I’d fuck a disembodied voice if it said the right things to me.
#at least it would always whisper sweet nothings#i’m not picky#I ain’t got no type#bad bitches is the only thing that I like#it tried to autocorrect to bad butches#that too#monster fucker
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I almost forgot I made this…. The long-awaited sequel to this post.
#papyrus#undertale#singing robart#can’t polish it further or make something new bc I really wanted to post it today but I’ve just had surgery so. I ain’t attempting it.#I hope you find this as funny as I do#lemme know if I messed up the alt text my vision got blurry while I was typing
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Swampcat but the fic I can’t fucking write but I’m throwing the idea to the tank of sharks— I need to like clean it up but this is a very barebones sketch lol— also I think it would be slay if Kremy has reading glasses (old man)
*I sit a round table full of papers, it’s frantic, it’s crazy (normal), I sound desperate as I describe the scenes to you*
Go under here for my crazy
First lil encounter to me where they start piquing each other’s interests… you picking up what I’m putting down?
Somethign somethign, they usually do their paperwork, accounting, tax fraud in complete silence. It’s both of their quiet time, it’s a welcomed bliss because the rest of the party is pretty loud. ADHD AUTISM BODY DOUBLING MOMENT OKAY!!!
Okay anyway, I think from what I picked up, they’re both pretty competent at handling money and numbers. (Good at math, Frost would be really into theoretical mathematicals while Kremy is more applied maths core. This is all headcanon lol). FUCK IM BAD AT SUMMARIZING SHIT BYT ANYWAYS—
Eventually during their wordless agreement, they begrudgingly let each other check each other’s work, looking for errors and proofreading shit. Mutual respect (THIS IS LIKE SEX TO ME). Blah blah blah, you’re prolly getting tired of me rambling BUT UR IN MY LION’S DEN AND YOU MUST SIT AND LISTEN TO ME!!! 🫵🫵🫵
Frost leans in as he looks over Kremy’s paperwork (this is the sexiest thing to me okay), the fur from his cheek rubs against Kremy’s scales of his neck. I think texture wise, it’s like autism heaven bruh. They’re each other’s stimboard. THAT’S THE DYNAMIC I LIKE MMM YUMMY. It just feels nice to be in each other’s presence, fur against scales, cool against warmth, thermodynamic equilibrium.
Have a Drabble meow ⬇️
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There’s a tension in the air so thick he could’ve cut it with a knife, and the offer from Frost still rings in Kremy’s head. The lizardfolk almost felt dizzy even thinking about it.
“I can amend that”
Frost’s words repeated in his head, voice deeper than usual. It was such a vague offer but Kremy knew what laced those words, he saw the hunger in that tiger’s eyes. He might just take up his offer, the thrill of it made his spine shiver.
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Like imagine that, lien taht, that’s the flavor, the thrill in the anticipation of it! THEY’RE FREAKSSASA !!!!! FREAKSSSS
#my art#swampcat#my inane rambling#clay rambles#ouaw swampcat#swampcat ouaw#there’s a Drabble in there#but I ain’t a writer#Kremy X Frost#Frost X Kremy#Kremy Lecroux x Morning Frost#Morning Frost x Kremy Lecroux#sighhhhh#they make me crazy#IM LIKE LAUGHING CUZ ITS JUST FOR LIKE A STUPIF REASON WHY— BUT THEY SLAY LMAO#me when I ship my two favorite characters and it somehow works#but also this also part of my like wordlessly in Witchlight polycule thing where Kremy just doesn’t know LOL— I JUST THINK THAT HILARIOUS#bro is just like “everyone is a macking it crazy style and sloppy style and no one wants to kiss me cuz im a freak and im evil#I think that’s the miscommunication I like— only when I do it (said in a very annoying way) ANGST HURT COMFORT HAPPY ENDING TYPE SHIT OKAY—#okay this is so goofy— I can’t take shit seriously becuase it feels like I’m putting these mofos under a Petri dish and examining them#this just started with the thought of what if doing math is sexy and cool— yeah SIGHHH IM SO LAME LMAO— my brainstorm got carried away lol#tw suggestive#ALSO#LONG POST
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Sometimes I feel like a clown for destiel truthing in the year of our lord 2023 but then I see people destiel denying in the same year and that’s like. That’s worse.
#finding anti-destiel youtube comments posted under the most homoerotic destiel clip taken straight from the show is the funniest shit ever#absolutely CACKLING my ass off these people can’t be real#I’m not even arguing like I ain’t touching that. I’m just observing you from afar.#and I can see that we’re both clowns but in very different opposing ways.#“dean’s not gay” I’m imagining you as Dean Winchester frantically typing on his laptop#would it be out of character? maybe. does it make everything 100x funnier tho? definitely.#also#what if I told you they truthed it. it got truthed.#supernatural#spn#destiel#insaneposting
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~ma coohie PINK, ma booty🕳️ BROWN‼️~
#madara uchiha#madara#hashirama#hashirama senju#hashimada#hashirama x madara#madara x hashirama#hsmd#H-S-M-D sounds like a psychedelic 💀#my bad that I haven’t been posting much#the house got flooded w/ water and I was in car crash#this has probably been typed out before on someone’s a03 notes 😟#inspo for this JPEG was from a a03 fic’s name#it’s called -In the Venus flytraps’s grasp#it’s got nothing to do w/ the fic but credit yknow#the fic itself….. I’m good.. I’m good… WE GOOD#iit ain’t my cup of fruit
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Reblogs and tags on my post about the rumor that Bucky is gonna cameo in Brave New World have me curious. If you could have Bucky show up in one scene in Cap 4 (it should only be one scene, at most, because this is Sam’s movie) what would you have him show up to do???
🙋🏾♀️ I’ll start:
Okay, so when the opening credits play, it’s over a backdrop of Bucky helping Sam move to Harlem. That’s it. He doesn’t even have to speak. He just has to help Sam relocate to Harlem lol. I’d also be fine with a phone call at the beginning or even a post credit scene where Bucky’s like “So, how’s Harlem treating you?” 😭
#sam wilson#bucky barnes#brave new world speculation#ngl i do feel some type of way about this rumor#because if bucky cameos in cap 4 in the same year when he’s gonna have his own movie#when sam never got to cameo or even be mentioned in anything except a cruise promo & a cartoon i’m gonna start flipping tables in this bitch#y’all think i complain a lot now - huh you ain’t seen nothing yet!
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The review embargo got lifted for Veilguard and, predictably, it’s a whole damn mess lmao.
You got people with legitimate complaints, people that were gonna hate the game no matter what because Reasons(TM) (also known as “It’s not Origins” lmao), grifters and tourists that are just fanning the flames because they’re so miserable that they can’t let anyone else be happy, people that enjoyed the game (and getting hate for it—or being called a shill/sellout), and fans being overly positive in reaction to the louder end of the anti-woke morons.
Anyway, friendly reminder that all reviews are just opinions from a variety of different people with their own biases, experiences, and perspectives. Ultimately, they don’t really matter bahaha. If you’re on the fence, just wait for gameplay videos to come out (no commentary ones are best) and see if it’s something you’re invested in or not.
#i find reviews generally pretty worthless honestly#for games that i don’t for sure know if i’ll like it or not just due to it being a new IP or a type of game i haven’t tried out before#i’ll usually check out gameplay first#because at the end of the day my own opinion is what matters when it comes to what i want to play#i mean shit i got into sleeping dogs after watching about an hour of a yogscast member playing it haha#same happened with supermarket simulator after watching the gamegrumps play it#both games i ended up putting a decent amount of hours into#literally only stopped playing supermarket simulator lately because i’m trying to finish inquisition before veilguard comes out xD#singull ain’t playing
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Oh well, I think Officer, That's Not Mine! By Sorry Mom can be interpreted as Kross
OHHH WHAT THE HELL okay i can’t listen to it right now i’ll have to later but i got curious and looked at the lyrics and goddd dude. yeah. yeah. there’s kross there
#that’s kinda killer about cross#maybe it could be either of them about the other in some places really#but mostly it’s killer to cross methinks#but melatonin ain’t got shit on you babe…….. you’re really not my type at all and i think you hate me anyway………#and you fucked up and cared about me………#what else did you expect you should’ve known; i’m a fucking mess and all that’s left is the crazy bitch you called the cops on…….#i think you’re cute and you think i’m a junkie……#FALLS OVER AND DIES#yea. god#it’s definitely kross in general but it does make me think of rental suits a bit too
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Tua season 4 still has me feeling physically ill like what the hell was that
#even though mostly everyone agrees I ain’t maintagging this#the massacred every single character holy shit#and they never even got to heal from their abuse#‘let’s just all kill ourselves to save the world’#okay I was okay with a tragedy-type ending before I thought about it and was like wait. that sucks man#because why does Reginald suffer no consequences for his part in all this#why do the abuse victims have to disappear to make the world a better place
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I love how Terminator Uncle just uses a moderately angled stick as his weapon. It’s like carrying around a pool cue and stabbing people with it. There’s something particularly brutal about stabbing people with objects with a rounded edge.
He’s like Don’t mess with Sarah Connor - I mean, Fan Xian!
#joy of life#I mean… he’s an android or a robot or cyborg or something right?#he glitched out#and he ain’t got no qi#he’s gotta be#or maybe some sort of matrix type figure#like if this is a simulation?#I dunno I don’t really care I just like him a lot#I have wanted a robot best friend for as long as I can remember
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Genuinely couldn’t find an image of McManus looking happy😂😂😂
#hbo oz#oz meme#tim mcmanus#but seriously tho#how did this play out in your head?#(I know prisons actually give jobs to people but McManus was a different type of naive)#also I promise I’m working on the fics i just got longer requests this time around#ain’t no half assed stories round these parts pilgrim
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https://youtu.be/ys6efgjsROs?si=2vynpPDJh0k1NhUb
Here's the cursed vid :)
(Also stardew valleyyy!! I need to play that again oml)
(Ooc) Omg that was amazing-
At least Demo is self aware enough to know something bad’ll happen lol
#engi’s hat in the scrumptious-#Jesus Christ#also mod can’t type holy shit#I had to retype ooc like eight times#my fingers just ain’t cooperating#I’ll answer a whole bunch of asks tomorrow#but I can’t answer seriously from my phone#I tried to answer an ask and ended up giving up after misspelling ‘recall’ three times in a row#my hands are cold :(#I just made it to year two on stardew#I also got a duck#vry good duck#her name is Tinker cause she tinks a lot of big toughts#with her fluffy little head#I will die for this pixel duck#mod speaks#solly does not speak#he wasn’t in the video#anon ask#mod needs to stop rambling in the tags#y’all signed up for soldier y’all for mod writing an essay in the tags#I’ve reached the tag limit on this blog before#I reach the tag limit regularly on my main
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Vet just quoted $700-$3000 to clean my cats teeth.
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# OC’S
Snow White/Enchanted
rin narra (twisted from the hunted forest & a tiny bit of queen narisa)
^ they’re personality isn’t like queen narisa tho, they’re more of a lively fella they just got queen narisa’s powers
ren narra (twisted from the hunted forest)
ryu narra (twisted from the hunted forest)
aldric luiff (twisted on snow white’s glass coffin)
volture twins (twisted on the voltures in snow white)
no name yet (twisted from prince edward)
no name yet(twisted from giselle)
extras:
Felix
Emmy Garcia
Ji Raun
Sofia Cruz
Marie Louiz
Harua
Terry
Taki Tarin
Alice In Wonderland
mae hart (based on the mad hatter)
alastor (based on the march hare)
Tangled
aster aelia (based on rapunzel)
ernaline (based on eugene/flynn rider)
Zootopia
leveret coello (based on judy hopps)
nicolas rena (based on nick wilde)
gael gazelle (based on gazelle)
#twst masterlist#masterlist#twst oc#twisted wonderland#twst#oc#original character#twisted wonderland oc#funny how all of them goes to rsa but rin (im sorry rin i love you)#and one of them is deceased (rip)#edit: holy shit i added two more ocs and they go to nrc yay rin ain’t alone anymore#edit again: oh and btw i got their names by typing random words like rabbit names meaning smth like that
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In a pokemon au, you KNOW Kae is the sort to have his team out and about havin fun.
But most definitely babeys TF outta his Vulpix/Ninetails
#☆ ┆ ( .ooc. );#//In my minds eyes#//He and Luc have Ninetails matching each other’s element#//Kae has the normal one; Luc has an Alolan one#//Deffo got em as Vulpix: Luc wanting the regular fire type for his own team#//And Kae got the alt form bc Luc thought it’d go nice with Kae’s eyes#//But when they met em; Kae absolutely planted the idea in Luc’s head to swap em#//So they could always have reminders of each other in their respective teams#//Front the day they fought; Kae clung so tight to his Vulpix then Ninetails#//It’s what he has to remember Luc by; the way he was before. Kae’s treasured memento of happier times#//Ninetails is deffo his fave but he does still love to them all evenly#//What kinda team would he have tho HMMM#//Deffo would have Traveler/challengers pass along a message to post battles/encounters lmao#//‘Stop by the Angels Share; tell the master to not push himself so hard. and for free drinks; don’t forget to mention Kaeya sent you~’#<-knows Damn Well it’s actually gonna have Luc make a FACE that’ll likely scare the person before the man can get his composure back lol#//He does it for the sillys of it all#//Also so he knows Luc will never forget him; esp when apart <-Luc damn well ain’t EVER gonna as is; he too wishes to reconcile so badly#//BUT WILL THEY TALK?#//ABSOLUTELY NOT (that is for the side missions jfbfb)#//I forgot I also write Luc jdbdb. ANYWHO#//Luc actually got a little distant to his Ninetails when he and Kae split ways. The memories it held were much too painful#//Didnt stop it from fussing over him; which made him guilty each and every time. But he always let it anyways#//Could never bring himself to refuse it; the way his younger self always gave into any of Kae’s whims (not that he ever asked for much)#//I think there’s always smth poetic to be said abt Kae getting the Ninetails that is obsessive & more vindictive#//Vs Luc getting the ruthless/territorial protector yet otherwise gentler one
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