#I WROTE THIS IN 5TH GRADE
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bobcross1010 Ā· 5 months ago
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IM GONNA COMBUST INTO 55 MOTHBALLS AND ONE WILL FLY INTO SOMEONE'S MOUTH
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immaterial-girl Ā· 6 months ago
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rent is so great bc on first watch ur like ā€œim not sure what just happened but that was awesome! im sure if i watched it more i would understand itā€ and then itā€™s like
angel got paid $1000 to kill someoneā€™s dog (circumstantially). benny is like ā€œyeah my girlfriendā€™s sad bc her dog died :(ā€ and mark is like oh my god. should we throw a party. should we invite bella hadid. and then they do the most cuntwrenching song of the whole show about the culture that comes from a disenfranchised community which is just musical high after lyrical high after performance high and just when you start wondering how they could possibly end this song or if u even want them to an alarm goes off for two of the characters to take their AZT and thatā€™s how they find out they both have AIDs so they can bang about it. and just before this is a spoken word poem song i used to dissociate during as a child but itā€™s so bad iā€™ve looped around to loving it as an adult bc yeah thats what live art is like
and itā€™s the best musical in the world
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chao-mp3 Ā· 4 months ago
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I can't explain how much I love the fact that the term "cardverse" is associated mainly with hetalia, even tho its just a name for an au you could use in literally any fandom, and I've seen people do that, but at the end of the day, it will allways mainly be hetalia
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griffincloud Ā· 3 months ago
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I just bought all your stickers!! if i may suggest some characters i would say frostpaw, moonpaw, dovewing, and bristlefrost :3 i would buy them so fast
Thank you so much omg?? I gotta pack them when I get home since I'm heading to class but ty for the suggestions! I haven't read past The Apprentice's Quest unfortunately so I'd like to catch up on the newer books if I was to make merch of the newer characters, but Dovewing is a character I love so she'd be cool to look into
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quatregats Ā· 10 months ago
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Honestly The Dragon King might literally just be a very long allegory for anger issues
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skyburger Ā· 11 months ago
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im probably never gonna watch the kenobi series but i did just find out there was a qui-gon scene so i went to find that. it was awesome btw i have a soft spot for qui-gon. but then in the recommended i saw it... vader vs. obi-wan in that series and i watched it and
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jamiecaniglia Ā· 1 year ago
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kaijuno Ā· 7 months ago
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Life really does align in weird ways.
My bully from 5th grade who snapped my glasses in front of his friends just found me on social media a few weeks ago.
He wrote me a long apology saying how he was now a father to a 3 year old little girl and was taking her to get her first pair of little glasses in the next few daysā€”and it brought back what he did. He said couldnā€™t ever handle the idea of someone doing that to her.
My first instinct was to tell him to get lost, but I realized I was getting what I always prayed for. I just wanted the people who were mean to me to eventually understand itā€”even if it took a personal experience to relate to and 14 years to open their eyes.
A piece of me healed in that moment as I gave him glasses advice for his daughter because I was the same age when I got my first pair.
Kids are really ruthless, but it takes a healed adult to reach out to apologize. And there is always time to change; itā€™s never too late.
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visenyaism Ā· 3 months ago
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do you have any ideas about why so many students are struggling with literacy now? I know that illiteracy and reading comprehension have been issues for years and most americans read at like a 5th grade reading level but Iā€™m curious why it seems to be worse now (pandemic? no child left behind?)
It is everything. Thereā€™s not one answer. I could talk about this forever so instead I set a five minute timer on my phone and wrote a list of as many of the many things that are causing this on a systemic level that I could think of:
Itā€™s parents not reading with their kids (a privilege, but some parents have that privilege to be able to do this and donā€™t.)
Itā€™s youtube from birth and never being bored.
Itā€™s phasing out phonics for sight words (memorizing without understanding sounds or meaning) in elementary schools in the early aughts.
Itā€™s defunding public libraries that do all the community and youth outreach.
Itā€™s NCLB and mandating standardized tests which center reading short passages as opposed to longform texts so students donā€™t build up the endurance or comprehension skills.
Itā€™s NCLB preventing schools from holding students back if they lack the literacy skills to move onto the next grade because they canā€™t be left behind so theyā€™re passed on.
Itā€™s the chronic underfunding of ESL and Special Ed programs for students who need extra literacy support.
Itā€™s the cultural devaluing of the humanities in favor of stem and business because those make more money which leads to a lot of students to completely disregard reading and writing.ļæ¼
Itā€™s the learning loss from covid.
Itā€™s covid trauma manifesting in a lot of students as learned helplessness, or an inability to ā€œfigure things outā€ or push through adversity to complete challenging tasks independently, especially reading difficult texts.
Itā€™s covid normalizing cheating and copying.
Itā€™s increasing phone use.
Itā€™s damage to attention span exacerbated by increased phone use that leaves you without an ability to sit and be bored ever without 2-3 forms of constant stimulation.
Itā€™s shortform video becoming the predominant form of social media content as opposed to anything text-based.
Itā€™s starting to also be generative AI.
Itā€™s the book bans.
what did I miss.
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ryekat Ā· 2 months ago
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What if I wrote a book about a program that teaches imprisoned men how to be barbers/hairdressers so they can get employment once released and I call it "Fifty Shaves of Grey"
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carsickcrow Ā· 2 months ago
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read my artist statement aloud in critique today and like. idk. definitely over five people complimented my writing ability. i am winning.
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nightvale359 Ā· 9 months ago
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You think if i send my friend a link to the beyblade i want sheā€™ll get me one for christmas
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raeygina-george Ā· 1 year ago
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i can't find the melted chocolate post i made which is so terrible bc its expiration anniversary is tomorrowww
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vernalloy Ā· 2 months ago
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[ID: A pine marten, standing up. End ID.]
i really like in speculative fiction when thereā€™s intelligent animals in the setting, but i specifically like it when itā€™s so normal that itā€™s not even worth mentioning until we meet them. you get into the garage and your vehicle is being worked on by a pine marten wearing goggles. if you act shocked by this everyone will be very confused because why wouldnā€™t they be a pine marten
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Every time I remember hypervelocity stars I melt into a puddle of tears on the floor and am inconsolable for hours.
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airybcby Ā· 1 month ago
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ąŖœā€ā™”āŠ¹ļ½”Ā° i'm addicted to the ' if only '
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ā™” a/n ā€” for a new childhood friends to lovers series :) a little shorter than i wanted but yk
ā™” word count ā€” 1.1k
ā™” content ā€” sae itoshi x gn! reader, gn! reader, childhood friends to lovers, sae and reader are the " sit by this quiet kid so they rub off on you " kids i fear, mentions of sae going to spain, starts when they're in 5th grade ( does japan do elementary grades like that? idk. ) and goes all the way to the U-20 game, wrote this at midnight so sorry if it's confusing
ā™” synopsis ā€” From the moment Sae Itoshi said he loved you, you were his. The long-distance relationship wasnā€™t easy, but it didnā€™t matter. You had Sae, and that was enough. He was all you needed after all.
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You met Sae Itoshi when you were ten, in the fifth grade. You were the loud one, always raising your hand to answer questions, always running up to classmates to start games during recess. Sae, on the other hand, was quiet. His answers were sharp, direct, and to the point. He preferred to sit at the edge of the classroom, observing rather than participating.
When the teacher paired the two of you together for a science project, you knew immediately that this was going to be difficult.
"Canā€™t you just sit still for five minutes?" Sae asked, an exasperated edge to his voice as you twirled around with the sheet of paper that was supposed to outline your project plan.
"Nope!" you said with a grin. "Sitting still is boring."
He sighed, pinching the bridge of his nose. "Youā€™re impossible."
You shouldā€™ve hated him. He made it clear he found you irritating, and you had no interest in someone who acted like they were better than everyone else. But there was something about Sae that intrigued youā€”maybe it was the calmness that always seemed to settle around him, or the way he never tried to impress anyone.
To your surprise, by the time the project ended, he hadnā€™t abandoned you. Instead, heā€™d begrudgingly started helping you organize your thoughts, muttering under his breath every time you got distracted but staying by your side nonetheless.
Halfway through the school year, he stopped rolling his eyes when you dragged him outside to play soccer after school.
By the end of the year, you were spending every recess together. You teased him endlessly, calling him your best friend, even though he would only shrug in response.
But he never corrected you.
It wasnā€™t until you were twelve that you realized how much Sae had become a part of your life.
He wasnā€™t just your best friendā€”he was your favorite person. He was there for everything, from the boring group projects to the secret candy stash you shared during recess. He wasnā€™t just the quiet boy in the corner anymore. He was Sae, the person who made your days brighter without even trying.
One day, when you were both at the park, it hit you.
He was practicing soccer, as always. The golden light of the setting sun bathed his figure, making him look almost ethereal. He didnā€™t notice the way you were staring, too focused on juggling the ball with practiced ease.
You didnā€™t understand it then, but something inside you shifted. You found yourself watching him more closely, noticing the way his expression softened when he talked about soccer, the way he always let you have the last piece of candy, even though heā€™d complain about it afterward.
You liked him.
The realization was terrifying, but you pushed it down. Sae was your best friend, and you didnā€™t want to ruin that.
When Sae told you heā€™d been scouted to train in Spain, you didnā€™t know how to react.
You were happy for himā€”of course you were. Soccer was his dream, and this was everything he had ever wanted. But as you stood in the airport, watching him get ready to board his flight, all you could think about was how much you were going to miss him.
"Donā€™t cry," he said, his voice steady. He stood in front of you, his suitcase at his side, his hands shoved into his pockets. He looked so calm, so sure of himself, that it almost made you angry.
"Iā€™m not crying," you lied, blinking furiously.
Saeā€™s gaze softened, just for a moment. "Youā€™ll be fine without me," he said. "You always are."
But you werenā€™t.
High school was different without Sae.
The loud, hyper child you used to be was gone, replaced by someone quieter, someone who didnā€™t raise their hand as much in class or run around during lunch breaks. The hole Sae left behind was too big to fill, and you didnā€™t know how to be yourself without him by your side.
But at night, when your phone buzzed with his Facetime calls, everything felt okay again.
When you were fifteen, one of those calls changed everything.
You were sitting on your bed, rambling about your day, filling the silence with every little detail you could think of. Saeā€™s face on the screen was calm, as always, but there was something different about his expression.
"I love you," he said suddenly, cutting you off mid-sentence.
Your heart stopped.
"What?" you whispered, your voice barely audible.
"I love you," he repeated, his tone steady, like he had been waiting to say it for a long time. "Iā€™ve loved you for a while."
Tears welled up in your eyes. "I love you too," you said, your voice trembling.
From that moment on, you were his. The long-distance relationship wasnā€™t easy, but it didnā€™t matter. You had Sae, and that was enough.
When you were seventeen, everything started to fall apart.
Saeā€™s texts became shorter, his calls less frequent. You told yourself it was because he was busyā€”Spain was demanding, and soccer always came first for him. But the doubt lingered, gnawing at the edges of your mind.
One night, he called you.
You were so excited to hear from him that you didnā€™t notice the tension in his voice. You launched into your day, telling him about school, your friends, everything he had missed. He stayed silent until you finally asked, "Sae? Are you still there?"
"Iā€™m here," he said. His tone was cold, unfamiliar. "I wanted to talk to you about something."
Your stomach twisted. "What is it?"
"Youā€™re a bother," he said, his voice flat. "We should break up."
The words didnā€™t register at first.
"What?" you whispered, your voice shaking. "Sae, what are you talking about?"
"Youā€™re holding me back," he said, his tone as sharp as a blade. "I donā€™t have time for this anymore."
And just like that, the boy you'd grown to love - your best friend - was gone.
A year later, Sae returned to Japan for the U-20 vs. Blue Lock match.
You hadnā€™t heard from him since the breakup. Not a single text, not a single call. But even after everything, you couldnā€™t help but hope. He was still your best friendā€¦ right?
You looked for him everywhereā€”in the streets you used to walk together, in the soccer fields where he used to practice. But he was never there.
The night of the game, you sat alone in your room, watching him on the TV.
He was brilliant. Every move, every goal, was flawless. The Sae on the screen was a stranger, a far cry from the boy who used to roll his eyes at your jokes and share his candy with you.
It doesnā€™t feel right, you thought, not knowing the Sae thatā€™s out there, shining so brightly.
And maybe, you realized, you never would.
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no one said all of these had to be happy. childhood best friends to lovers to strangers anyone ?
likes, comments, and reblogs are appreciated!
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